2005-09-04 Show

The following is an exclusive of PCU Radio and MadhouseLive.com

Hey, what's up everybody? Milkman, are you there with me?

Hey baby, yeah, we're ready to rock out in the madhouse.

That's what I'm talking about, man. It's like, what, Sunday, 2.38 Eastern?

We're all fucking like

Like what

Zolark man

We're gonna do Madhouse Vision

But

Yeah

Something's up when Zolark calls in

To the conference line man

Oh okay

Well he's getting a chat up there

He's on over a sentence

I asked

Everybody just calm down

Prankmaster

I've asked him to help me out

Lil PM

Thank you

And we'll see if we can get Zolark

As soon as possible

Milkman

Can you call him in

Is that what you were trying to do before

No

No, we was on a conference, and whenever he came on with you, it just went haywire.

I think he has something set up with, like, his sound settings where it's...

Yeah, right, because they broadcast normally with that setting, right?

Yeah, like, when I broadcast in Monomix, it makes everything that you hear on my computer,

from the MP3s I play to, if I start playing a porno, you hear the porno music going, you know what I mean?

so i think my my my my thinking is that he's got that still set up so what what i say to him it's

coming back and it's echoing like crazy so hopefully he can figure it out uh praying

right he's done mix is coming back yeah exactly so it's doubling up yeah because it's only when

he talks so i really want zoa to be on i'll be badass yeah so i'll be on yeah i've asked

prank master for his help prank master if you can go out there and help him out doing that yeah

Yeah, most definitely.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, that's good.

All right.

We'll get the rest of this prank call party rolling.

Right on.

So, everybody, thank you for listening to the Madhouse.

You got me here up in the FLA.

This is Carlito, your host.

Whoa, who's that?

Hello, Zolar.

I don't know.

What was that, Milkman?

Does that mean someone's still here?

That was a call in.

Yeah, but no, I don't know.

They didn't speak.

Am I on the air?

Oh, shit.

We got Zolar on the air.

Zolar, what's up, man?

All right, let me see if I can lower the microphone.

Can you hear me now?

Yeah, man.

We hear you.

What's up, dog?

All right, finally, yeah.

Yeah, we figured it out.

Hell yeah, man.

That's sweet.

What's up, man?

How you doing?

Well, I'll tell you something, right?

Prankmaster left off on my computer and all the, you know, shit was screwed up.

I'd never be able to figure it out.

Yeah, that's good.

That's good.

Well, I'm glad you're on, man.

So, how you doing tonight, Prankmaster?

How you doing tonight, Zobar?

Zobar, I'm on beer number seven, and I've had about three bowls of Crip tonight, so

I'm like, I'm out there.

That's it.

You've already got at least a couple bowls under your belt.

zola what you been up to lately man you had a good show last night i was listening man that

was good stuff yeah i let my poor audio engineer uh catch herpes and he ate the bitch out man no

i was trying to tell him for the love of god just take a a ziploc bag or something man you can't

just go sticking your tongue in that man yeah one time i used the uh wrapper from a cigarette pack

on the mall by a pack of cigarettes you know that cellophane yeah that was it was a it was

It was a desperate moment.

Worst comes to worst, just split a condom down the middle or something.

That's insane, man.

So what's up in New York?

I hope you can have some damn Listerine fresh.

Hey, Zola, why don't you tell me, how much is a gallon of gas up there in the NY?

$4.

Wow.

That's insane, man.

We're at like $2.99 is the highest I've seen, but I've heard reports of higher than that.

So it's all fucked up, man.

It's all fucked up, man.

All this hurt.

Yeah, well, it doesn't cost me $4.

I just go out and siphon it off of people.

That's right.

right you know you got to find a good big ass rv and just siphon out of that you can get a lot of

gas out of an rv that's what i learned in my experience yeah you can you can fill up your

if you have a fleet of cars you go up to an rv and fill up your cars nice and full of gas man so

and anyway um so what's up with this dude who's got beef with you this old guy well he was

hilarious man yeah he's not so old though he's in his early 30s i think and uh we called him last

night and we had a little bit of a fun time with him about his wife and you know and it turns out

out that he's a biker and he's missing an eye and a couple of fingers and he's a real brawler

holy shit man he's missing an eye that's tough man i wonder if it was a patch we should call

him back i wish i don't know if he's if someone can get that dude and help me give him our number

here and call in that'd be badass i would love to go on so that his number i'm sure i'm sure

kdk has it if he's still listening i'm the one who gave kdk the number and the number is three

3-3-0, get ready to...

No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

Put it to me and I'll aim it to him.

Yeah, yeah, aim it to Milkman and we'll set it up.

We'll give him a call.

He wanted to talk to you, right?

Yeah.

The only thing, Zolar, are you...

Do you have the ability to call him yourself?

Because, excuse me, with my setup now, he won't be able to hear you.

And I think he wants to talk to you, you know what I mean?

Oh, I see.

Well, you know what?

Let me see if I can get everybody on the air with him.

Hold on.

Yeah, wait a minute.

Zolar, you know how to hook it up?

Yeah, I'll do it.

Zolar's got it.

Okay, he'll do it.

Cool.

Hell yeah.

Okay, everybody, we'll hear this call.

We'll put this motherfucker back.

Okay, cool.

So while Zola's doing that, man, I just dropped a bunch of stuff on the...

I forget about this, too.

Anyway, so, you know, Milkman, you're still there, right?

Here we go, guys.

Yeah, baby, we're here.

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, this is Dan.

Yeah, I hear you.

Are you there?

Yeah.

Hello?

Yeah, what do you want?

Are you the guy who's a biker with one eye and a couple of fingers missing looking for Zola?

No, but he's sitting right here.

We need to talk to this guy.

All righty, then.

Here he is.

Okay, Carlito, take your way with him.

He won't be able to hear me.

I'm working on it.

He will.

No, yes, he will.

Yes, he will.

Hey, what's up?

Hey, what's up, man?

What's up?

Hey, how you doing, man?

You got a problem with my boy Zolar?

What's up?

Hey, I'm going to call Zolar, and I'm going to give him hell.

What are you going to do, man?

Let me tell you, first of all, you're going to have to come through me first.

My name is Carlito, bitch.

Hey, hey, hey.

Oh, there goes the big guy.

We need bodyguards.

Yeah, I don't like the way you're coming up with them out.

Hey, was your fucking ass on the phone last night?

No, I'm talking to you now.

Well, fuck last night.

This is Sunday morning.

I'm talking to you.

You know, you're going to talk some shit.

No, no, no, I'm talking about a funny night, dog.

You got it all wrong, man.

You got it all wrong talking to my boy like that, you know.

You know, he knows people.

No, I talked to your boy all over, man.

What are you going to do exactly?

Because, you know, all I know is I'm going to come down there and fucking hit you with...

I'm going to beat your ass with your shoe.

I'm going to take your shoe off.

Oh, you're going to come down here and beat my ass with my shoe?

shoes too give me directions all right where you live at man come on where you live where you live

at man i'm in columbus i said i'm in columbus you're in columbus yeah that's right columbus

man were you at cleveland i actually live in talmadge if you're in columbus you know where

i'm at where am i if i'm in talmadge well i'm over here where you want to meet over here we

can meet at the uh the bus station yeah which part of columbus yeah well no i'm gonna take

take the bus, but I'm gonna beat your ass, the minute you step off the bus, I'm gonna

beat your ass, I'm gonna take your shoes off and beat your ass with them, you know, I don't

need you talking the shit about my boy, that's all I gotta say, motherfucker, you one-eyed

having bitch.

Hey, motherfucker, I talked to your boy however I want to, I talked to, I talked to him, you

know what, that's fine, but me, my boy Milkman, he's gonna be down there, my boy Zolar, he's

gonna be down there, and we're gonna fuck your shit up, is all I gotta say, so you

You better bring all your cousins.

That's all I got to say.

If you can rip your dick out of your cousin's ass,

you better tell them to come down with you.

All right, kid, son.

Why don't you just call up Aaron and visit us?

Come on.

How much do you bench?

Huh?

How much can you bench?

42 pounds.

42 pounds you bench.

Yeah, that's it.

How many fat girls can you lift up with one hand?

That's what we want to know.

Yeah, that's what we want to know.

We know about you rednecks.

How many fat women you fucked in the last week?

Yeah, that's all you get

You bikers, all you get is them fat bitches

And them big ass floppy titties

Well, I've heard you've done plenty of fat fucking

Is what I hear

Shut up

up shut up so what are you telling me to shut up for dog because i told you to shut up man if i

was right there i'd steal your i'll steal your bike and i throw it into the river your bike

isn't shit i'll take it i'll take a shit i'll take a shit on your bike i'll take a shit on

your bike motherfucker hey hey you just need to cool out man don't get the bodyguard started

i'm gonna shit on your bike i said too come on guys now it's time to take a shot together man

Have a little peaceful reunion

Fuck that peace

Hey, where's the old boy at?

Oh, who's Zola?

That's the one I want to talk to

He's back here, but you just don't want to talk to him

He's so angry right now

He's liable to fuck your shit up right through the phone

He'll grab your ass by the phone

I'll give you directions right here

Go ahead

I'll give you directions

Give him your goddamn directions, go ahead

Alright, hey, hold on a second

The boy's out, so give me directions

Hurry up, hurry up

Where you at, Obetz?

Man, we'll put a picture.

I'm afraid.

A Whitehall boy or a Bill Betts boy?

What are you babbling about?

A bunch of faggots out there fucking each other in the ass tonight.

What's up, man?

You getting it good tonight, bitch, from that guy in your ass?

Tell me the truth.

Why, is that what you do?

No, that's what you do.

That's what I heard.

All right, I'll see you soon.

Whatever, man.

You sound like a...

You know, you even sound like a faggot on the phone.

No, man, you sound like you suck a lot of dicks on the phone.

Yeah, that's what I heard you do.

Is that what you like, them bikes?

like I said, on the rumbling bikes between your legs and your ass.

You get a hard-on rolling down the street on your bike.

That's what they call me.

That's what I make.

Y'all better hurry up.

I don't have all this time to be wasting on your simple asses.

Hey, what's his name anyway, man?

I never did catch his name.

Baggin' Biker.

Was it named One-Eyed Biker?

I didn't catch it.

One-Eyed Biker.

You know what happened to his eye, right?

He had an erect black man's penis knocked his eye out.

Poked it right out.

Hold on, black man's penis knocked your eye out?

Look, look, just like this.

Dude, I thought you got something to do with your gun.

Oh, my eye.

My eye don't fill out.

What, black man's penis knocked my eye out?

These guys gotta be fucking faggots.

Yeah, well, look.

I bet you the whole fucking radio station is nothing but a bunch of fags.

Whatever, man.

Bikers are faggots.

They call people up and start rambling on like they fucking think they know what they're doing.

You wear leather.

You wear leather, faggot.

They probably got their peckers in their hand right now.

You wear leather.

You ready?

We're not here.

Take it in the ass.

What's going on over there, man?

Come on.

Hurry up and talk to me.

Don't give me this bullshit.

Hey, I thought, dude, you want directions or what?

I've been asking for directions for the last hour.

You want to blow smoke up my ass just like you do your gay boyfriend's ass?

I'll tell you what.

Did you come yet?

Are you done?

They're saying high street now.

They're singing high street

Yeah

Did you come yet already

Can you hurry up

And give me the directions

To your house

Yeah I came all over

Your fat nigger bitch

Fucking old lady

Fucking thing

I don't fuck no niggers

You're the one

That got your eye

Stuck up by

Some nigger's dick

Is his ten inch long

I heard

You heard about those

How black people

Got those big dicks

And you just had to try

Didn't you

Your boyfriend never

Done nothing like it

You know what I'm saying

You what

You just had to try

No I tell you what

I might only have

One eye and shit

Yeah, but then I guess I might only have a man, but you come down to see me and then have a man.

What's your whole man fucking fuck you at?

Yeah, yeah, I sucked a dick once.

I got my nine knocked out.

What the fuck?

I ain't a faggot.

I don't mean I'm a faggot.

Hey, what?

Just come down here.

Oh, shit, we'll give you directions, dog.

Oh, my God, man.

I've been waiting, man.

I know you're afraid.

You want my directions?

No, I'll give you actual fucking directions.

Hurry up, man.

I'm waiting.

I know you're afraid.

The first thing that's going to happen

I'm going to steal your bike

Number one

Number two

Just look

Number two

I'm going to go

I'm going to take your sister

We're going to have sex

And I'm a Mexican

I'm going to have sex with her

And give it to her the best she ever had

We're going to take pictures

And we're going to send it to you

Who, my sister?

Your sister.

Oh, shit, I got a twin sister, dude.

Hell yeah, that's her, man.

I'm going to think about you the whole time.

You're going to stick me 10 inches and make me bleed.

You have to fuck her five times and punch her in the fucking mouth, you punk.

I guess you would know, wouldn't you, huh?

You know all about fucking your sister, huh?

Guys, I sure would.

Yeah, you sure would, faggot.

I haven't talked to her in 12 years.

You sure would, you fucking inbred.

I ain't no fucking inbred, you faggot.

You know all about how your sister hits it, right?

She can throw it pretty good, huh?

That's all right, man.

You can't take care of business.

Look, yeah, you got to take care of your business.

You got to, if worse comes to worse, any important storm, you got to have sex with your sister, right?

It's all right, man.

Don't feel bad.

I know.

I was trying to have sex with your sister, but Jesus Christ, I couldn't even close my eyes and beat off with that thing.

Yeah, well, you know what?

That's too bad, you know, that I don't have a sister, but, you know, it was a good trade.

Your sister's so experienced and everything.

It must have been you because you look like such a bitch.

Well, all she's had is your two-inch dick.

dick, so when she had my 10, she was just like, wow, I didn't know it was like this, yeah, I'll

give up my sister for that, man, that was, like, like, her first time right there all over again,

man, all she had was your two-inch dick, it's all right, man, you know, don't feel bad, I'm 48,

no, no shit, man, I'm 48, and I'll still whoop your ass, I'll still whoop your monkey ass,

bitch, I'll, I'll kick your ass all over this town, motherfucker,

far. Well, look. Yeah, well, look, as it is, you're wasting my time, man. If you're gonna

be real and come out and you wanna do this, you know, we got me, my boy, my boy Zoe's

gonna be there, my boy Milkman's gonna be over there, he's gonna milk your teats, those

those fat-ass teats you got,

and we're going to fuck your sister in front of you,

and, you know, it's on.

So what's up?

What's going to happen?

What's good?

Well, hey, why don't you just come on down, stop on down.

All right.

I'd say we're down in that area.

All right.

Well, you guys, the time is up.

The time is up.

You actually passed the test.

This was a test from the show

to see if you guys actually had a sense of humor.

We're inviting you down to New York

to come on the show

and possibly win $5,000 to play Redneck Feud.

What?

Yeah, yeah.

So what's for it?

To go in the bullshit line?

So you guys come on down to the show

and play a game called Redneck Feud

and you can win $5,000 each.

Wait, where's the show at?

The show's on 47 West 57th Street.

That's the Howard Stern Building.

That's right, man.

You writing this down?

No, actually, let me get a pistol

And I want to have some phone numbers.

I want to have some confirmation because I don't want to have this bullshit.

We've got to ride our motors for a while.

You know, damn, I don't.

Okay.

I'll give you a number to call.

You speak to Gary Delabate, producer of the show.

Write it down.

Gary Delabate.

Where is it?

Zolar.

I'm going to mute you so this doesn't go over the air.

Here, I'm looking at my phone.

Watch.

Everybody have it.

Hey, Carlito here.

We're going to take Zolar off the air real quick so he can give that number.

I don't want anybody to have Gary's phone number.

Thank you all for listening.

This is a great prank call that's going on right now.

All right, well, everybody, real quick, Zolar and Milkman,

I don't think you're going to be able to hear this, but actually you should be able to.

We can hear them, but I don't think you can hear us.

Exactly.

All right, Roy Wood Jr. on the air.

What up?

Hey, man.

What up?

Hey, I'm sorry.

We're just, you know, this is a rudimentary, we're a very,

this is a very crude operation I got going here in my college dorm room basement.

Yeah, in my college dorm room basement, so.

It's like pirate radio, baby.

Man, this is as pirate as it gets, Roy Wood.

So, what's up, man?

I've been listening to your stuff for plenty of years.

It's a very big honor for me to hear you tonight, man.

Man, it's nothing special, man.

I'm just another guy trying to piss off the world.

You know my mission.

Yeah, yeah.

So, why don't you let me know, how long have you been doing the prank call thing, Roy Wood?

I've been doing prank calls for probably about four years now, man.

Probably four, maybe five.

It kind of, it got started in morning radio down in Birmingham.

Right, right.

95.7 Jam, same station that Ricky Smiley started out on.

Right.

It may not be familiar with some of Ricky's pranks,

but ever since then, pranks were a way to get on the morning show.

So, hey, that was my way in.

So that's what I started doing.

Yeah, yeah.

Pranks definitely have turned into something.

It's hard to explain.

You know, before pranks used to be like an underground thing.

Then you had the Jerky Boys kind of, you know, did their thing,

and it got a little more mainstream.

But now, this has blown off the chain, man.

So what would you say yourself,

What would you say is your favorite prank call that you've ever done that you're most proud of that you have out there?

You know, one of my personal favorites, man.

And it never gets voted as one of the more favorite pranks off of my CD.

But my first prank call CD, my mama made me wear this.

There's a prank call on there called Wallet on the Slave Ship.

And I called Carnival Cruise Line and I told them that my granddaddy was in Wallet on the Slave Ship when he came here from Africa.

Right.

And I wanted to know if they still had that in the lost and found.

Oh, really?

And the lady helped me, literally, wrote down the description of the wallet, and it was hilarious.

She was legitimately trying to help my grandfather find his lost wallet.

Right, all right.

That's crazy, man.

Actually, let me ask you something.

Correct me if I'm wrong.

Did you do a skit once where you said that you were in a fraternity, and it was called the KKK?

Was that true?

No, that wasn't me.

All right.

That wasn't me.

I do have a point that might be floating around the Internet.

that. It isn't on any of my CDs, but I have one where I called the dry cleaners and told

them that they messed up the clean road. Now, that's an old one that I did, but I haven't

done the one for turning the KKK. There's another one floating around that I did where

I called the... You know how they have those little electronic collars that electrocute

the dogs if they go too far in the yard?

Yeah, if they get too far, it shocks them. Yeah, my uncle has one of those.

Exactly. I called a pet store that sells the collars and told them that I own the

daycare and the kids keep running off and i'm trying to figure out a way to keep the kids in

line and the guys are still saying oh you son of a bitch you can't electrocute these kids

that's crazy letting them call the people yeah that's insane man that's crazy he just went

ballistic on that look i know you've been um where did i see you now you but you did bet right

yeah i've done bt um showtime to apollo that new star search craft they have with arsenio for a

minute. I'll be on the new season of Comedy Central's Premium Blend this fall, actually.

Have you talked... Go ahead, I'm sorry, go ahead.

But that doesn't start, the new season doesn't start airing until November, but that video

will be on my website once it airs, 3W's RoywoodJR.com, RoywoodJr.com.

RoywoodJr.com, right on. Hey, let me ask you real quick, have you ever met Arsenio

Hall? Like, have you talked to him?

Yeah, I met him when we did Star Search, but really not, it's not like we were buddies

After the show

And all that stuff

I mean he's not a jerk

But it wasn't like

I was around him

24-7 either

Yeah

Arsenio Hall

He's changed

From the figure

He was in the 90's

As being that

You know

He had the talk show

And everything

I used to watch him

I was like 15, 16

I used to watch him

All the time

He was different

Like I liked him

More than like

Johnny Carson

And stuff

But he's got

A different role

He was definitely

The man back then

But now he's just

I don't know

Yeah I mean

I remember him

Having Bill Clinton

On playing the sax

That was insane man

I remember that

But, you know, Arsenio's Arsenio, I mean, until there's a replacement, you know, black people are always going, he's Arsenio, I mean, Weekends at the DL is okay, but it's no Arsenio Hall show.

Yeah, exactly. Weekends at the DL, yeah, um, you know, I saw a commercial for that tonight, I was watching some, out of all things, some old Dave Chappelle episodes that were on replay, and, um, I saw, yeah, I saw that he's got Andy Dick and stuff on there, I was like, damn, that looks pretty cool, I'm gonna have to check that out.

it's not

it's not right

as a show

it's more of a

it's like a

Colin Quinn

kind of thing

it reminds me more

of Politically Incorrect

with D.L. Ma

yeah well yeah

it's kind of like

it reminds me of

like a Colin Quinn

but with D.L. Hughley

yeah exactly

that type of stuff

exactly that kind of show

but you know

hey I can't argue

with the man

he's getting a hell

of a lot more money

for his show

than I am for mine

hell yeah

Kings of Comedy

he was insane

on Kings of Comedy too

I really enjoyed that

when it came out

so that's cool

so what else

you got going on

now these days

Well, right now, man, the new thing I'm pushing right now is I've got a new prank CD that just came out about a month ago

called Confessions of a High School Bench Warmer.

Front to back, some of the best pranks I've done.

Some bonus tracks to stand-up comedy.

People can grab it online, waywithjr.com.

There's also prank downloads on my website, pretty much monthly.

I try to update my downloads.

My Jagoff server webmaster told me something went down with the server or whatever,

and I'm in a position right now where the site pretty much reverted back to where it was.

Bottom line, I've got to get my site redone in about two or three days,

so the prank that's on there now won't be on there in two days.

You know, monthly I try to update it, and right now I'm just staying on the stand of comedy grind.

That's it, man.

All right, well, that's cool.

That's my world.

Hey, you ever come down to Orlando, man, let me know.

I haven't looked at your schedule.

If you ever come down to Orlando, like to the improv or something like that,

I'd definitely like to check you out.

That sounds cool.

Not a problem, man.

I got you on tickets, man.

Hey, thanks for having me on tonight, man.

Have them do a prank tonight.

Hey, would you like to call in on a prank tonight?

Yeah, I mean, if y'all got somebody y'all want me to prank, I don't care, man.

I have more fun with businesses than I do with just personal addresses.

I don't know if y'all have any businesses.

You know what I have? I have, and they answered earlier tonight.

There's a Shell station that was charging $5.99, up to $5.99 for gas, as early as yesterday afternoon.

And they were on the nightly news, and they answered late earlier tonight.

KDK had someone else call. The call didn't go that well, but by all means, if you want to call and talk to them,

I can put you on. I'm sure they're 24 hours. Someone might be able to answer.

Yeah, let's see. Let's see what happens.

All right, well, let me get that off.

You're going to hear a series of clicks and silence while I get that set up, so don't worry.

As long as you don't hear a dial tone, I'm still with you, all right?

Okay, cool, man.

Cursing goes?

What goes on this prank?

Anything you want to say goes, man.

You just let it go.

Okay.

All right, man.

Well, everybody, we're going to be back.

We have Roy Wood Jr. with a guest prank call here in a second.

Please hang on.

It is now 3.09 a.m. Eastern.

You're listening to Carlito and the Madhouse with guest host Zolar Milkman and guest caller Roy Wood Jr.

We'll be back in just one moment.

Yeah, baby.

All right, the weapons site, Centerville, Shell, Centerville, Virginia.

Senator Shell, may I help you?

Hey, good, good, good, good evening, morning.

May I help you, sir?

Yes, ma'am.

I was trying to find out the number to your corporate officer, to the manager of that store.

I bought some condoms from y'all's store earlier this evening.

You may remember that.

I came in around about 7 o'clock this evening, and I bought some condoms.

I can give you the number.

It's 1-888.

Well, no, ma'am.

I need them for the manager of that store because, see, the condoms I brought and I got the herpes

and I'm trying to figure out who I need to speak with about the herpes and getting a refund.

You're going to have to call back in the daytime, okay, sir?

Oh, baby, but the herpes is burning now, baby.

Have you ever had the herpes?

Okay.

Good night.

Oh, look here, baby.

Don't hang up on me now.

I'm sitting here with my dick out.

I got the herpes.

Damn, man.

That's wrong, man.

What if you really had the herpes?

Not herpes.

The herpes.

I'm sorry.

That intensifies it a little bit

Thank you for using Sprint

Shut up

I hate that Sprint

Ask him to have gas at $7 a gallon

We gave it a shot

The Walmart phone card

It's not bad either, man

Yeah, well, no

I got a better phone card

I usually got a better phone

I didn't have it ready

Off the spot like that

But, hey

It doesn't matter

Whatever it takes

To block out your number, man

That's what I say

Hey, man

Whatever it takes

As a comedian

What are your feelings on

What went down

What's still going down

In New Orleans

You got anything you'd rather not talk about that?

Man, that shit's crazy, man.

You know what, though?

What I've never understood for the life of me in a disastrous country

is why the president has to pay the damage.

You know shit's fucked up.

You need to come and look.

If the president shows up, he needs to show up with gloves and a bucket and help.

He needs to show up with a box full of sponges and just start soaking shit up or something, man.

He comes in and goes, oh, this is horrible.

This is bad.

All right, I'll see y'all later.

Exactly.

Well, what the fuck was that?

Yeah, exactly.

Well, it's just...

It was an alibi.

Yeah.

You know what?

You gotta respect the hurricane,

because you know the hurricane is serious.

Exactly.

Like, look, pull your jack off.

Go eat and...

I don't think 9-11 had that going on,

with porno sites linking to the...

Yeah, not even 9-11 had the porno

if I can give to Alcott.

No, it...

9-11 didn't unify us as much as this has,

and that's something to say for sure.

That's something to say for sure.

Good Christian Americans, the men who jack off to Asian porn can both unite together.

I'm in between the other countries.

We can all get it.

We've got to get it.

Thank you.

That's a very beautiful statement.

Very well said, Mr. Junior.

Well, thank y'all a lot, man.

I'm going to get on back to this comedy club and wrap up with these idiots

and get on back to the hotel and look up my hot Asian porn.

All right, DeWayne.

Well, you enjoy that.

Keep your palm greasy.

And you're a welcome member to the Madhouse, man.

All right, well, thank you very much for coming, man.

It's been a pleasure.

See you all later, man.

All right, one.

Yep.

That was great.

Look at that.

Zola, he's still with us.

Oh, my Lord.

Yeah, baby.

The big Roy Woods was up in the house.

Yeah.

The legend, baby.

Yeah, we're always good.

Wow, that's great.

That's a great.

That alone right there was cool as hell, man.

Yeah.

Who's on?

Have we still got Zola on the air?

What's going on?

I don't know if Zola is on or not.

I heard him pop a minute ago, and his connection went down,

so I don't know if he's still on or not.

Zola.

Yeah, we love Zola.

Well, hopefully he'll join up with us again.

I was hoping maybe he'd even get him down on a prank call.

Yeah, his connection's down.

Yeah, actually, Zola said he's going to have to go.

Yeah, he's having problems with audio,

so that's all right.

Well, we had Zolarm for a little bit at least, man.

That was cool.

That worked.

Well, that was awesome.

Right on.

That was awesome.

So, anyway, what are your thoughts on the whole situation over there in New Orleans right now?

Oh, my gosh.

The New Orleans debacle.

Yeah.

I'm just telling you, it's just really proof in my eyes and just about any other normal American now

that, you know, what a freaking messed up setup we got up there in Washington.

I mean, all those poor people, you know, babies, you know, out on the interstate.

dying of thirst you know people flying around helicopters and won't drop no water won't let

normal citizens in to help them yeah i tell you my heart is out warm my tears my tears flow freely

for me you know it could kill me to see that and i hope that you shouldn't be embarrassed to to cry

about this i'm sorry let's not joke about it we talked about on thursday night too you know

thursday night things we didn't know what was going on 100 yet so we didn't know it was going

going to be this bad well we knew it was bad we didn't know we didn't know 10 000 people

yeah it was yeah they're laying up there in the superdome and they can't even get all the dead

bodies out there and people out there yet well i saw pictures inside the superdome and they say

the the stench the stench of the superdome is undescribable indescribable can you yes human

waste dead bodies you know you name it man my heart goes out to them i pray for you all most

Most definitely.

Well, look, it's 318.

I'm going to take a break, and then I'm going to try some calls here.

What are you doing?

All right, cool.

So let me take a break because my mic.

Throw in some numbers.

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

I got some numbers from Lonesome, Loser.

Thank you very much, Lonesome, for that.

I'm going to try to call a few of those.

Some of them were confirmed not too long ago.

Hey, Keith, let's give a shout-out and thank and welcome back on to the Technofrag Network.

work we sure are glad to be on with y'all tonight yeah madhouse loves you good point yeah madhouse

we we love i love techno friday good quality server and good people we have picked up from

there they treat us well they do yeah they do katie cano is very excited a lot of people in

the chair room are excited um with techno friday because it is it sounds it sounds better you know

it's good well i'm in the mic it's it's good quality it's a really good server people those

Those people are pretty good.

Yeah, so anyway.

You've got the bandwidth.

It's amazing.

Yeah, so guys, when I come back, I'm going to open up the toll-free line so y'all can call in.

I'm going to do some calls right quick.

I don't know how much later I can go.

It's 319.

I don't have nothing to do tomorrow, but still I've got to get my sleep.

But I'm not too tired right now.

So we're going to come back.

I'm going to try to do some calls.

We've got some juice left.

Yeah, we've got some juice left in this machine.

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It is now 3.20 a.m. Sunday, September the 4th,

and you're listening to The Madhouse on PCU Radio.

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Fuck your life.

Nigga. Nigga, fuck my life.

black dude he was funny man he he'd call him acting like a redneck and he was black he had

some funny prank calls hey i download a bunch of his stuff i'll share them with you later i went to

a site weeks back and i got everything he had on there yeah that's cool that's cool yeah well let

me know uh i've i've heard railroad stuff i've got his stuff here i've i've heard some classic

yeah actually my pop jams my my boy andy who's normally the um the guest host here

Of course, he's not here.

This is a short-notice show tonight.

He's probably out partying.

Yeah, a very special edition of Madhouse.

Yeah, but he's got a Redwood CD, actually.

So that's how I learned about him.

Yeah, that's cool.

So, yeah, and then Zolar.

I think Zolar headed out for the night.

It's late.

It's like 3.30 right now.

So he's probably going to work tomorrow.

But, yeah, off air, I was finding out.

It looks like that's legit, and that's good news for PCU.

If this dude, them redneck dudes or whatever, these bikers show up for that redneck thing they're doing next week.

I know for a fact.

I listen to Howard regularly, religiously, and I know he's talked about he was going to be doing this soon.

So it looks like if that goes through, that'd be cool for PCU, man.

We might get some exposure.

Yeah, that's cool.

What in the hell are you guys doing here?

All that damn, you guys called me one night.

Yeah.

I knocked my eye out.

Yeah, well, the cool thing is I've got that recorded.

That was hilarious.

I was going off on a guy just reaming him for a while.

That's hilarious, man.

Yeah, you warmed him up, definitely.

Yeah, yeah, I still got to do that.

That is too cool, so, yeah, right on, man.

So, look, let me go real quick here.

I'm breathing into the mic.

This is a new mic I got.

It's a headset deal.

It's better quality sound, but, god damn it,

if I can't suffer breathing straight into this thing, man, it sucks.

No, you're sounding good, man.

Oh, yeah?

All right, well.

Yeah, audio's quality's good.

I'm not as, hang on, yeah, I'm not as worried now about it.

Okay, let me make sure my level's okay.

I think this is good here.

It's a lot less treble than the other mic you had.

Yeah, well, let me give a shout-out to the chat room real quick, everybody who's in the chat room.

Thank you for still being on.

I got a pretty good crowd in the chat room this late at 3.32.

You know what I'm thinking?

Dude, let's try to go until 4.20 and then just smoke it out for the rest of the night and just kind of chill.

Yeah, that's a good time.

Hell, hell yeah.

Well, it's...

Air Holder blunts up about 4.15.

Yeah, well, it's, uh, it's what?

It's 4.30 where you are right now, right?

You, you just...

I'm 3.30, baby.

Oh, you're...

3.30, 3.30.

So you're still with the Eastern Time, then, huh?

That's cool.

Yes, I.

We never change.

Right on.

All right, well, look, we're bullshitting a lot.

Um, I don't know.

I have no idea who to prank call this late, man.

I gotta...

Call one in Walmart.

In, in Hawaii?

What time...

Give me a time check in Hawaii real quick.

Um, this is gonna be a Walmart in Guam, man.

And I've got your phone card you gave me the other day that calls Guam.

Okay.

Anybody out there, Lonesome's still on.

I know he's sending me stuff still, but these are old.

I mean, these were confirmed at 10.

I'm concerned people are sleeping in North Carolina.

It's like 3.30.

I'll scare the shit out of some people.

So let's just try to chill out real quick until I can figure out here who I can call.

What time is it in Hawaii and Alaska right now?

Like 10, 11 probably?

It's, let's see.

Yes, it's like 11

11 o'clock, that's not too bad

If we get some residences in Hawaii

That's not too bad

Yeah, there'll be somebody answering

Yeah, marriage license

I got a marriage license agent here in Hawaii

I'm just looking at some old stuff

They're really big on homosexual weddings too

I guess so

Well, there's a Walmart

Walmart's for the most part

You think there are 24 hours over there in Hawaii?

Well, okay, everything in Hawaii except one

Now that one we called the other night

With the lemonade

Now they're open all night

One of them closes

Remember it had the funny ring

I think that one was closed

Dude that's up on madhouselive.com

That's a 14 minute call

To a Hawaii

Walmart

And that was insane

That woman

I read off a piece

What's it called

A barcode it's called a UPC

UPC code.

Unique product code.

Yeah, UPC.

I read that off to her for some iced tea, lemon iced tea.

Telling her it was like a car part, and she pulls it up.

She's in the automotive department.

She's like, lemon powder?

I'm like, yeah.

I just confused the hell out of her.

I told her they put it in my car, my transmission.

Oh, my God, man.

And then on there also, we got that call.

I put up the one, a fucking classic call.

I never had a call like that on the Madhouse before.

We call an escort

Named Nautica

I'm high off my mind and I'm calling her Nautica

And the minute she picks up

It's her and her pimp fighting

He wants to move in with her

They fight for like 3-4 minutes

Then she starts talking to me and Andy

Then she starts talking to me and Andy over here

In the studio

Fighting with me I told her I was going to blackmail her

And she's all like

Uh uh no you know and all this shit

And then she goes on and she gets rid of me

He doesn't hang up

He just starts arguing

With her pimp again

Yeah

And then the only reason

I think she must have been

Must have been roasted man

Because like

She come on there

Yeah

I ain't gonna have no way

At my house

You know

She's talking like this

You know

And then all of a sudden

Oh somebody's on the phone

Hey who the fuck is this

Who this

Yeah

But then she goes

Yeah

She goes

Yeah y'all listening

And then she's like

I get paid $200 an hour

And I get

Five to six call

Dates a night

I think she says

She ain't gonna get

No trouble

Sell no pussy

Yeah exactly

She doesn't need

niggas in her house with paraphernalia

and drugs.

The only people sleeping in her

house are

paying her. And she's like, I don't need

no money because, man, can you imagine that?

She's six foot, 220

pounds. She sounds ghetto

as hell, and she's getting, she's

charging $200

an hour, and

there's five to six people a night

who are calling her to fucking

Amazon Tick Girl, boy.

my god man can you imagine i mean i if if i were that able to do something like that i would i

wouldn't work i would just i would straight up you know only thing is the poor thing if you're

the guy though man he'd fall right off of that oh my god and then you got you got prank master

i don't know if he's listening still right now but this cat was last night seriously man i was

watching as there's no way that this can be fake he's he's going down on a on a straight up

a prostitute i'm like that's never go south never go south oh i mean no no no i i go south i'll tell

you what like you you got it these days i don't know man i'm good at that but not on a woman like

that no not a hooker man no way no man oh man she done rode the neighborhood and you're in there

having a mouthwash with the last few guys hell yeah man that's that's that's talking about damn

Right on, man.

All right.

So, excuse me.

So, you want to try to head off?

We can head off this Walmart in Hawaii then, I guess.

Yeah, call that one guy back.

Yeah.

Let me see what's coming up here.

Yeah, Peoploid.

He sent a number to Lonesome Loser, and I've got that number here.

Peoploid is our man.

He is?

Who's Peoploid?

Yeah.

That's the one we're just on.

I don't know.

Hang on.

You're on the air.

Go ahead.

How are you?

You've, you've called the Centers for Disease Control.

Do you need help?

Yes.

What are your symptoms?

You got herpes on the line.

Burning and urination?

Come again, do you have, do you have, does it, does it feel like fire shooting out of your dick?

Nah, dude.

What's up, Khalid?

What's up?

Prankmaster, right?

Yeah.

What's up, dude?

Hey, Prankmaster, me and you, forget everybody who's listening right now.

Was that real or not?

Tell me the truth, man.

You can tell me.

What?

You know, last night, what you did last night on the webcast.

Yeah.

That was real?

Yeah.

Pragmast, seriously.

Is that the first time that you went down on a girl?

Tell me the truth.

Let's talk, you know, man to man, you know.

No, not really.

Not really?

You done a little bit, or like, just some, or what?

What's going on?

You think...

No, I've done a lot.

Do you want to test cheesy?

Yeah, do you...

Yeah, I mean, was it cheesy last night?

Sometimes you get that cheese.

Sometimes the women smell like cheese.

That's nasty.

Yeah, that's kind of cheesy.

Oh, that's yeast, man.

That's a bad sign.

That's a sign of less than daily washing right there.

But no, I thought you meant like cheeses by like, you know.

Yeah.

Got a cup of cheese.

My God.

Anyway, so, well, I mean, you had a good time, right?

That's good.

As long as you had fun.

Yeah, she was okay.

She was okay.

She was kind of like a bitch, dude.

That's nice.

That's a lot to hook you up, though, man.

Every time you go over there, you're bound to experience something, man.

That's cool.

That's cool, man.

Yeah, so what's going on? How do you feel about New Orleans, man?

I'm trying to do calls, but it's super late.

I'm going to try to call some Hawaiian.

I can't tell him.

You want to call the guy that you called last time?

You think he's still up?

Now, tell me real quick.

I have his call posted, and he freaked out, absolutely, when I tried to ask about his sister.

Is he real protective of his sister or something like that?

Well, I mean, I actually know him in real life.

So, like, his sister is, like, 16, fucking, smokes cigarettes.

He likes to dress up like a guy.

You know, she, she wears guy underwear, like, tighty, like, tighty-whities, and, like, you know, she likes to do, like, the plumber's crack thing, like, the fucking ass crack and shit, you know, that thing.

So, is she, is she, is she a lesbian, you think, or what's going on?

I, I have no idea, but, you know, you never know.

Did she go, did she go to school with you?

I don't know, thank God.

Well, how do you, how do you know of her? What's going on? Is this work, or what?

Well, I know, I know him through one of my friends, and I'm like, you know, she's addicted

to her, but like, you know, she's been trying to get him off her case, so.

Look, dude, excuse me, hang on, hang on, dude.

Sorry to cough in your ear like that, man, I'm just, you know, you know what I'm doing

over here, you know how I do it.

Yeah, but no, he's addicted to cigarettes, I can tell you a little information that I

I know it off of him.

He's applied, like, for a job at, like, uh, like, a plumber's union.

A plumber's union?

So he can try to, like...

A plumber's union, huh?

I'm gonna call him from the union.

Yeah.

He's addicted, like, to cigarettes and, like, buns and shit.

He hangs around, like, around with a lot of little kids.

Let me tell you.

Hey.

Yeah, alright.

Alright.

He lives, like, in, like, you know, like, a Mexican, like, neighborhood.

Right.

He's the only white family allowed.

Alright, hey, Pragmaster, real quick now.

You sent me his number again, right?

That's what you sent me in the IM?

Uh, you want me to send it to you?

Yes, um, I think I have it here.

Hang on real quick here.

Yeah, um, Redneck Family 908 area code?

Yeah.

Okay, cool, I've got it.

Now, tell me his name again and tell me her name.

Uh, I don't know her name, but I know his name.

His name is James.

James, that's right.

I remember I talked to James.

Hell yeah.

Yeah, that was a good call, though, man.

He gets absolutely freaked the fuck out.

He's like, my sister's 14.

Anyway.

Yeah, that was a good call.

I mean, he kept up.

It'll either be him or his dad.

His dad's fun to fuck around with,

because when I wrote, my friend and I,

the one that he's addicted to,

she got so pissed, I fucking took a dump in a bag,

and I left it on his crutch.

Did you let it on fire?

No, no, no, no, I didn't let it on fire.

But I did this, I wrote, uh, I'm still a school child, and I, like, I caught the next day, I was with a black guy, and I, like, did you get my, uh, mom to love you? And he goes, yeah. And he goes, didn't you already? He goes, yeah. And it was like he actually ate or some shit, dude, I mean, it was just hilarious.

out here he must be his dad must have found it or something i don't know that's that's funny oh my

god you know um me me and my friends when i was uh when i was in high school still we we took we

did the we took the shit in the bag we stuffed it full of hay and we put it on on some old lady's um

front front porch like in front of her door right in her door but we ran away right and we started

looking we started looking from the woods and she came out she freaked out she she took the

garden hose put it out put out the fire so she didn't step on it like she was supposed to she

put it out with water and she picked up the bad bag and started smelling the bag and and smelling

the shit inside of it trying to figure out what it was and touching it i don't know if she thought

it was it was something but we were sitting like oh my god she was like all concerned i think she

thought it was clay or something and she would smell it and she would wrinkle her nose and jump

jump back, and then smell it again and again and again.

Dude, you know what somebody's got to do?

Somebody's got to get, like, a piece of equipment, like, you know, cheap shit,

and, like, you know, you put it inside the poo,

and, like, when they stick it up against their face and smell it,

they hit a button and it'll fucking explode.

Oh, man, that's a crazy practical joke.

That's, like, the next step up from the old bucket full of water falling down on you.

You step it up.

Alright, man. So, we're going to call James.

Do you really think James is going to call Frank Mazda at this time of night?

Yeah. Believe me, he'll pick up.

Either him or his dad. They always pick up.

Okay. Alright. Do you know the dad's name?

Uh, no.

Alright. Well, no problem. Look, we're going to fly here without a condom.

Uh, excuse me. Uh, phasing him out.

Okay, uh...

Very good dental dam here, Carlito.

Yeah. Do you know dental dams, man? Just look into dental dams.

You want to write that down? Dental dams?

How about female condoms?

Dental dams are little, they're like a piece of plastic you put on the pussy.

So when you lick it, you lick on top of the dental dam and, you know, there's no...

That's part of it.

Yeah.

What's the point of it?

I don't know.

Yeah.

That's a stupid...

I would never do that.

Like, I don't care.

Tuna with cheese.

Yeah.

Tuna casserole.

Speaking of condoms, I just saw them.

They have this new type of anti-rape condom in Africa.

Right.

And it's like, it's got these, like, sharp, like, condoms.

So, let's say the guy sticks, like, his dick up the woman's, you know, the condom.

Yeah.

It'll attach onto the dick, and it'll actually, basically, rip the dick.

It can, like, make eight different hooves inside.

Yeah, I heard, you get, the only way to take it out is with surgery.

I heard, I heard this on, on radio, on Friday.

Yeah, that is insane.

That's like, oof.

Can you imagine that, man?

Oh, my God.

Yeah, well, they circumcise females' clitoris over there, man, too.

They do female circumcision.

They hack off the clitoris so women can't feel any pleasure.

Yeah, baby.

They're crazy down there.

I don't know.

They have some weird customs down there, but...

Anyway, look, we've got to do a call.

Milkman, well, Milkman's on.

Prank Master, you want to jump in on this,

or you just want to be on the line with me?

It doesn't matter.

All right, well, if he's going to recognize you, we've got to be careful and all, so...

I honestly got it, but...

Well, maybe he'll recognize me if I have him listen.

All right, well, let's try this.

Hang on, let's get this off.

We're taking too long here.

Everybody, we're going to come up with a prank call here at 3.47 a.m.

This is craziness.

All right, I've got Prankmas on the line.

He'll be joining us, and we have Milkman also doing the commentary.

It's now 3.47, and we'll be right back on the Madhouse on PCURadio.com.

It's the Madhouse, bitch.

Hello?

Yo, what's up, James?

Hello?

James, hello, James.

I need to speak to Big James, please.

Huh?

Big James.

Turn on your hearing aid, Jack.

I can't hear you.

I need to speak to Big James.

Hello?

Yes, sir.

Please.

I need to speak to James.

Oh, come on.

Turn on your damn hearing aid, son.

Get it out of your ass.

Hello?

I can hear you.

Go ahead.

Talk.

Look, where's James at?

Let me put that son of a bitch on the line.

Who is this?

I don't know.

This is me, man.

This is Recluse.

Who?

Recluse.

I can't hear you.

Look, man.

This is Anthony.

Enough with the names and put his ass on.

Enough with the fucking names.

Put James on the line.

You know it's 3.50 in the morning?

Yeah.

And I know he just got off the line talking dirty to my sister.

So why don't you put him on the line so he can man up like a man.

Is this his father?

Yeah.

You know what?

You're a bad father.

You don't know how to raise a son, motherfucker.

put you put you put your woman daughter your other daughter on the line i still don't know

who you are and who you're talking to i know i'm talking about your son your son james is called

over here in my house at 3 40 in the morning talking talking to your house talking dirty to me

to my son to my daughter to my wife to my my mother-in-law he he says he says some dirty

He said some gay...

He was masturbating on the phone

talking to my sister.

This is a...

You shut up.

This is a goddamn Christian house.

We don't have that kind of shit here.

You son of a bitch.

You're a bad person.

You raise a son who's a faggot.

It runs in the family, buddy.

You're wrong.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, motherfucker.

What, are you afraid now?

Now you know what you've done to society, what you've done to the Lord, Savior, Jesus.

Sir, you're going to have to talk now, sir.

I command you to talk.

Hey, are you a sister?

Put the boy on now.

Come on, fat man.

I think he was touching himself.

I think he just went to beat the shit out of his son.

I think he was pleasuring himself during your call, though.

He sounded kind of like he was breathing heavy.

That was his brother?

Yeah, not his dad.

Oh, my God, man.

Do you think he's going to kick that kid's ass?

That kid, James?

I have no clue.

I've met his brother.

His brother's such a douchebag, though, dude.

Oh, my God, man.

I mean, it's definitely the typical...

Like, his mother...

Actually, you should have said that you wanted to...

You were interested in his mom's cleaning service.

Okay.

Because his mom actually does the cleaning service,

yet the house looks like shit, you know?

That's nasty.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Well, they just get home and they don't want to work.

There's some lazy people out there, man.

That's it right there.

So, hey, what's up with Applebee's, man?

You want to know what?

I called them with my regular house phone.

I'm blocked and everything.

Yeah.

And, you know, I was prank calling them, like, two or three times within, like, ten minutes.

And they said, ooh, we're going to, because it was, like, at, like, 350.

Actually, no, like, five o'clock at night.

Right.

And they were, like, no, five o'clock in the morning.

I'm sorry.

And they were like, hmm, like, 10 o'clock or sometime when we get up, we're gonna call the cops, we're gonna get your number traced.

And you wanna know what? I waited a month and nothing, nothing happened, dude.

Nothing fucking happened? That's real bullshit, man.

That's, uh...

Dude, they're too prorogative about it. You wanna know what? Like, the mother gets them for, like, Christmas.

They get some, like, shit from the dollar...

Dollar store?

Yeah, the dollar store. She gets them, like, kiddie toys from the dollar store.

Oh, man, you can tell when something's from the dollar store, too.

It's all cheap and Chinese-looking.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fucked up.

So, anyway, man, well, look, I think I'm going to call it a night here.

But I thank you for calling.

And also, Frank, I want to say thank you for having Wordwood Jr. call in.

That was awesome, man.

Yeah.

I mean, I talk to him a lot online.

Really?

Oh, that's awesome, man.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

That's awesome, man.

You know, I've done a lot of TV, you know?

Yeah.

I've got Billy Miller on this show.

I've got Zozo out on the show.

I've gotten, you know,

from ringtunes.nz.co on here.

I've gotten, what is it,

The Singing Psychic on here.

The Singing Psychic.

You know, I've gotten a lot of people.

And, you know, Worldwood Jr.

Hey, Prankmaster, The Singing Psychic,

she's a psychic?

Yeah.

Do you think she could call on my show when I got all these people on?

Do you think she could read Milkman and me and Andy up here in the studio live?

I could probably get her to.

Do you think she'd take callers calling in and do their readings too,

or do you think she'd be against that?

I don't know.

I'd have to give you the number and just go from there and stay.

Hell yeah.

Yeah.

Hell yeah.

Well, yeah, when we get offline here, just real quick, hook me up

and let me know what's up with that, man.

That'd be cool.

That'd be cool as hell, man.

All right.

Alright, man, hey, thanks very much for calling in

That was a great call that we just did

And everything, I'm gonna have to call it a night, though

Because I'm just getting ready to crash, so

Yeah, me too, dude

It's been a late night, but it's been a great night, you know what I mean?

Yeah

Alright, man, well, hey, prank myself

I will talk to you, hopefully, next Thursday, probably

Maybe you'll call in the show, or I'll see you then

Or in the meantime, we'll talk

We'll talk business, man

Three weeks till KDK comes

That's right

We're gonna have a blast

I think I'm gonna hire a midget

to run around the streets naked

and, like, go to

cousinkdkprankclass.com.

You gotta do that, man.

Rant like in Times Square or something.

That'd be crazy.

Yeah, I think I'm gonna do that.

Either that or hire the naked cows

and let it do that.

Yeah, all right.

All right, man.

Well, hey, Prankmaster,

you have a good night, man.

All right, you too, dude.

All right, man, I'll catch you later.

Later, man.

All right, bye.

All right, everybody, that's Prankmaster.

Yeah, Prankmaster in the hookup.

Thanks a lot, baby.

baby it's it's great to have the good work it's always great when um when pragmaster calls in

good job and i'll tell you he's proficient on his audio skills now he is and that's a good thing and

yeah that's you know that is a good thing he's developing he was getting some shit from some

people but um it's just a matter of time just comes to practice and if if you know what if i

can do it if i could do it anybody can do it that's how i say you know if if milkman can do

I may have to do it with a walker in my other hand, but I'm willing to learn.

All right, well, good, good, man, good.

Well, hey, Milkman, we're going to call it a night.

It's 4 a.m. just about here.

It's a night? Already?

It's already. I've got to get my sleep, man.

I've got to go to church tomorrow. I don't know about you, man.

I'll tell you how I'll go to church tomorrow night

to make up for this session of craziness in a madhouse.

All right, Milkman, we'll catch you on Thursday.

Everybody go to madhouselive.com

And go to

Kdkpranks.com

We'll be on

Thursday night at 9.15

Billy Mira will be on

Monday night at 8

Eastern

Tomorrow Sean Ward will be on at 10pm

Be sure to catch that

Peanut Punch is the shit man

Kdk is on Wednesday night

And he'll be on next Saturday night

Once again at 10

And Friday night Zolar

Zolar Vision at 10 p.m.

The Controversial Zolar Vision Show.

All right, Mlok, man.

You have a good night, man.

You take care of yourself.

All right, baby.

You too, man.

Thanks a lot.

Peace, peace to you, and thanks for having us on.

Shout out to everybody, Roy Woods Jr., Zolar, Prankmaster,

and, of course, the incredible KDK.

And let me say real quick, Lonesome Loser,

thank you for your contributions as always.

It wouldn't be the same without you.

you uh with your your numbers are going through a great and and everybody else and i want to do a

big shout out to techno frag and thank them for putting us on too yes you're in jordan jordan

doing it thank god you hear him look man everybody know all this shit you know i'm like yes sir yeah

all right man well hey everybody have a great night have a good rest of your weekend enjoy

your uh labor day and we'll catch you next thursday uh that's it for now

We'll be right back.

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