2006-01-02 Show

A new minivan. Credit.

I buy a new car. I expect good service.

This is the, uh, Post Office.

Yes, uh, I was, uh, calling about this, uh, new, uh, Malcolm X stamp.

I was just wondering, uh, whose idea was it to put a militant on a stamp?

Well, I mean, Malcolm X, he advocated violence.

Elvis Presley, drug addict. Wasn't our choice, okay?

Whose choice was it?

Yes, uh, I was calling, uh, had some questions about the, uh, Malcolm X stamp.

What do you mean?

I mean, Malcolm X advocated the use of violence.

I mean, is that the kind of person we want on a postage stamp?

This is not where you call for that.

Jesus Christ, our postal workers are violent enough without a goddamn Malcolm X stamp egging them on.

Would you like another phone number, sir?

Because you're calling here and you're discussing matters that we just don't have anything to do with.

You've got your mailman driving around with a truck full of Malcolm X stamps,

and pretty soon he starts hearing little voices.

Kill the white man. Kill the white man.

Sir?

Kill the white man.

Man, next thing you know, he's up on a water tower with a goddamn M-16.

Hello?

Good morning, may I help you?

Couldn't we have put a less violent black man on a stamp?

Um.

How about a Malcolm Jeval Warner?

I could deal with that.

I still wouldn't buy it, but I could deal with it.

I've already heard your story that you do not like the Malcolm X stamp.

Why do you keep calling us and asking us?

Because you already don't like the black militant stamp.

I mean, look, it's not a racial thing.

I'm surprised the black people aren't protesting, too.

Paying a black man 33 cents to take a letter all the way across the country.

It's just another example of a man keeping a brother down.

May I have your name, sir?

My name is Joe.

Okay, Joe.

You cannot call this office, sir, and argue with us about the stamps that are made.

Look, look, you don't understand.

This stamp is causing me all kinds of problems.

I've had to clean out another desk drawer just so I can segregate my stamps.

Joe!

Now, mind you, that drawer is just as good as my other stamp drawer.

It's just separate.

Joe?

No mixing of the stamps in my house. Separate, but equal.

Yeah, what's your last name?

Look, look. My wife licked a Malcolm X stamp yesterday.

She got jungle fever. Took off with a garbage man. I haven't seen her since.

Hello?

Good morning. May I help you?

Look, the last thing we need is a goddamn militant stamp with an agenda.

You are not a militant, okay?

You know, I sent off for a Civil War chess set 12 weeks ago.

And my letter had a Malcolm X stamp on it. And you know what?

No.

I never got that chess set. Coincidence?

You are holding up my phone, sir.

I don't think so.

What more do you need from this number?

We need some equal time here.

How about a George Wallace stamp?

Oh.

Help you?

Yes, sir.

We seem to have been disconnected.

Now, look.

I got a way to deal with this Malcolm X stamp.

I just put a James Earl Ray stamp on the other end of the envelope and let nature take its course.

Joe?

Dead letter office, if you know what I mean.

Hello?

Help you?

Yes, sir.

I put a Marilyn Monroe stamp next to a Malcolm X stamp, and he tried to rape her.

I mean...

Hello?

Come on.

May I help you?

Look.

Look, uh, what kind of name is Malcolm X anyway?

I mean, there ain't no names that start with X.

What was he, Malcolm Xylophone?

Oh.

Come on, let me help you.

Look, as far as I'm concerned, Malcolm X stands for Malcolm X-Lax.

Because I use that stamp to whap my ass.

Oh.

Begin.

You're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

You're getting knocked down, you gotta get back up.

I ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I know enough to know.

You're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough.

I lit my brain with rotgut whiskey

Till my pain was chicken fried

And I had dudes with badges frisked me

Teach me how to swallow pride

Took advice no fool would take

Got some habits I can't shake

Ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer

But I know enough to know

If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

You can get knocked down, you gotta get back up

That's the way it is in life and love

You're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough

Turn my motherfuckin' headphones up

Yep, louder, even louder than this

Quali

Bitches, this is Rick Jane

That's right, bitch, the real Rick Jane

Yes, Rick Jane, bitch

Maddest motherfuckers you've ever seen

One of the best lookin' motherfuckers

One of the best singers

It's the mixtape, bitches

Sit back and enjoy yourself, bitches

It's a celebration

Quali

Step up front

Step, step up front

Eastern on PCU Radio, you are missing us.

You want to marry an altar boy?

Yes.

Okay, well, give me your name so I can call the police,

because that's illegal here to try to marry a same-sex or a child.

I saw that John Kerry said it was legal, a civil union.

Well, I don't care what John cares.

This is not illegal.

But I'm not.

I'm telling you the law.

It is illegal.

If you marry an altar boy, you're going to get locked up.

So give me your name again.

Well, we're not married yet, you know.

Well, you're not going to get married at our chapel, sir, because we don't do that.

Do you know anywhere that Matt is not married?

I don't have no idea, sir.

You called the wrong number, and if you call back, I want to call Trey.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to call the police on you.

Don't miss the Madhouse every Thursday night at 10 p.m. on PCUradio.com.

You want to get high?

No.

Let me get high. I can remember if I get high.

Oh, God damn it. All right, fine. Here's your stupid lighter.

Wait a second.

Yeah, it's the melody to Funky Town.

Won't you take me down, Funky?

No, tally the entry code.

For what?

God damn it. I guess we're going to have to climb the stupid fence.

Are you not entertained?

Is this not why you are here?

Thursday. Today is Thursday.

A man!

You're a god, too.

You're not.

God? Which one?

He thinks he's Jesus.

Sounds bad.

Perhaps not.

When he decides to announce it to the Lord, he's mad.

They'll knock him out.

We're at the Republic!

My friend, this could be the best thing that ever happened.

For those who believe, life here, again out there, or across the universe.

Tribes of humans.

who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians,

the Baltics, or the Mayans.

They may have been the architects of the Great Pyramids,

lost civilizations of Lemuria, Atlantis.

Some believe that there may yet be brothers of man

who even now fight to survive somewhere beyond the heavens.

There will be no order, only chaos.

The following is an exclusive of PCU Radio

and MadhouseLive.com

Rug Reel from RealReal?

Riff, I taste Riff today.

Honey, me honey, me, then you'll be left alone

Oh baby, telephone, and tell me I'm your own

Maybe he's only a little crazy, like painters, or composers, or some of those men in Washington.

Crackin' for y'all, shake it

Whoa, that's fuckin' loud.

Excuse me.

Ah, damn.

Quite so loud.

Excuse me.

Milkman, what is this shit?

That's some craziness right here.

hey man that's a great shit that's a that's one of my my favorite movies when i was growing up

was up in smoke isn't that sad that i could admit that i watched when i watched the movie uh up in

smoke i was like 14 when i first saw it and i and i watched it over and over again for a whole

summer. Yeah, I went to the drive-in movie theaters, if you remember those. Did you have

them down there? No. Yeah, we did. When I was younger, we still had a drive-in theater

that was open. They still have them up north. Yeah, I know. Drive-in theaters were cool,

man. They were mad. It was cool to be able to sit in the car for a year. Excuse me. God

damn it. I'm sorry, everybody. Smoke. Yeah, that's right. You could have sex while you're

watching a movie, too.

And roll your baby

in the back of your feet.

You got it?

Yeah, that's right.

Athena, we can make a baby

in my car

while we watch a movie

like Star Wars.

That wouldn't be awesome

if I impregnated you

right in the moment

where Obi-Wan says,

Obi-Wan kills Anakin Skywalker.

I'm not.

I'm not, baby.

I'm not.

If I impregnated you

in the middle of Star Wars,

will we name our child Darth?

Do you want to name it Darth?

Darth, do you want to want to say the name Darth?

R2-D2, I'm Nuttner.

I'm Nuttner.

We can name our child C-3PO.

3PO for short.

Oh, my God.

I'm such a dork.

Anyway, we're off track.

We were doing introductions.

What's up, everybody?

You're listening to a special edition of the Madhouse after our super long intro tonight.

Dude, did you hear the new Tuck intro, man?

Tuck hooked us up with that.

Dude, that thing was fast.

That was awesome.

That was really nice.

That was great, man.

Excellent job.

Good job.

Good job, Scott.

Yeah, most definitely, yeah.

You know what I did, man?

The beginning, we played that commercial.

I don't know how many people heard that.

Did you hear that fake car dealer commercial that I just played?

Did you catch that?

Which one?

The Ned?

No, I like the Ned.

I don't know if it was the Ned in there or not.

Okay, Ned I've had for a while, but actually I was recording Sirius Radio.

um and about seven about 750 um they played this awesome ass fake car dealer commercial

which cracked me and athena who were laughing hysterically and i started late because i had

to edit that like really quick so let me play it again in case you people miss it let's play it

again here hang on we're gonna play from the beginning hang on this is this is a madhouse

live exclusive mad credit no credit i'd like a new minivan but i have dick for credit

it when i buy a new car i expect good service jesus something happened there to the mic when

i tried to come back the phone fucked up yeah well anyway yeah that would go ahead no oh hang on i

didn't know that was uh i wouldn't know that would come off a hard one i thought that was

something that talks in and i thought it was good nevertheless there's some exactly there's there's

some dude named red who's doing a show started doing a show at seven o'clock and me and athena

were listening to you in the series and i've been broadcasting uh the the howard 100 um on my

personal stream like just so i can record it at the same time i brought and you know every once

in a while i get i get like you know five listeners i'm so proud like people tune in and listen to

howard and um that's cool you get it you get one of those one of those beautiful clips like that

exactly yeah i was like oh hell yeah that'll be awesome for the show tonight so i fucking played

so anyway i gotta go back to my bob marley because that's how we always start the show here hey i got

a couple shout outs i want to make man sure man go ahead take it away we haven't even introduced

the show yet technically but yeah go ahead yeah i want to give my big shout out to my baby darling

ellie so so good to see you welcome back yeah yeah nunu sir nunu out of uk welcome back and

we have another new listener for nunu torico out of uk welcome to the madhouse or so torico yeah

Yeah, I've seen Tariq over there a few times.

He's from the UK also.

That's a new listener and also a devoted fan to the Madhouse.

Yeah, well, yeah, the Madhouse is very popular in the UK.

I think it's because we started the British invasion.

I believe it is.

It's a great thing you came up with, Milkman.

I love this, man.

I don't know why we didn't start an international call-in for a while.

And Fatboy Slim.

I see Fatboy Slim, who's in the chat room for the first time tonight.

I think he's asking why you sound robotic.

cool uh no that's not as i'm not going to turn my side kick off because milk band is the man

uh he's joining us via uh satellite link up from the virgin islands virgin islands where they do

it right virgin islands the home of cruising rum am i right yes sir yes very nice rum sir i've had

the pleasure of buying that before in the past and my trips to the virgin islands you have something

to be very proud of there my friend anyway phaser you know our buddy phaser what's up i heard

already had a baby yeah our buddy phaser found some i'm cruising around 12 year old state

store in canada man and he loved it i thought oh he lives in canada he does live in canada you're

right what yeah he's in uh british columbia yeah anyway so uh what we're talking about here i was

trying to yeah you're listening to the madhouse i never got to welcome to the madhouse special

edition on Monday the 2nd of January. This is the first Madhouse of the year

2006, Milkman. How do you feel about that? Yay! Another year of the Madhouse is only going to get to that.

Exactly. So I was off of work today, Milkman. Did you do any work today? Did you

have the day off of your normal routine, whatever it is you do? No, today was my

day off, man, and I was doing some maintenance of the PC. Yeah, that's nice.

I've been feeling a bit under the weather, Carlito.

I've been trying to keep it laid down on the low, you know.

But I'm feeling a little bit better.

I got some medication this evening.

That's good.

That'll help me.

I had a few sniffles, you know.

Yeah, I told you about eating a lot of fiber, you know.

That helps out, too, with what you're growing.

I know, man.

And I've got the irregularity problem, man.

I've got to take care of it, you know.

It's very true.

I really am hoping.

Yeah, well, when you get to your ages, you know,

Metamucil is a godsend.

Just don't forget that, all right?

Don't be ashamed to start Metamucil

because I'm on Metamucil myself right now.

You know, it's not too bad.

Well, I took and put a little bit of that sawdust

down inside of my milkshake.

That helped a little bit,

except I got stunners in my ass.

Well, let me tell you the truth.

Let me tell you the truth.

You want to take,

you can take yourself about two cups of Metamucil

and a shot of,

Red Bull?

No, no.

And a shot of Patron,

and you got yourself a great drink there.

I haven't named it yet,

yet, but I think, I don't know, if you can come up for that, yeah, two cups of Metamucil

and a shot of Patron tequila, we had to come up with a name for that, the Fibroso or something.

Yeah, there you go, Geriatric Sombrero Dance.

The exact one, Geriatric Sombrero Dance, that's funny, that's so fucking wrong.

Hey, that reminds me of that crazy bastard we got up there screaming me that listens

in Canada.

Yeah, screaming me.

Did you hear his drink?

Yeah.

No.

he's in the chat room man

he's a crazy bastard

he's cool as hell

he does what Johnny Squirrel Nuts calls

but you heard his drink that he uses man

no no what's that

oh my god this is some crazy shit

he takes this juice you can get

at the store called Clamada

Clamada yeah I've heard of it

yeah he mixes that with like

beer and then like

he told me like as you get

used to it then he starts switching over to like the

you know real cheap ass dog

dirt beer you know you wouldn't even drink like old english no or you know old mill light or some

natty light or something the beast what is it what is it what's the beast milwaukee's best is

the beast right you add the a to the best yeah to the best yeah they call milwaukee you're guaranteed

ships yeah exactly and then you have natty ice is like your next step up and he was explaining

this to me the other day your grades of beer anyway so you take the cheap ass beer and you

You're mixing some Clamato with it?

Are you serious?

That's what he said, man.

Clamato, for everybody who doesn't know, I know this for a fact.

Clamato is clam juice mixed with tomato juice.

Exactly.

That's Clamato.

And they have another one, too.

What is it?

It's not Clamato.

I forget what their four is.

It's the one with cranberry.

I don't know.

No, no, no.

They have another.

I think it's oyster.

I don't know.

I think it's oyster.

It's another animal.

There's another one.

It has cranberry in it.

Cranberry?

That Clamato makes?

Yeah.

Are you serious?

Hang on.

let me look i think so i know there's two different ones but yeah anyway so uh yeah like

i'm trying to say here we're getting off track you're listening to the madhouse special show

tonight monday the second uh dr lego will be on at 10 o'clock i'm here to warm you guys up

i'll do some pranks whoa whoa what whoa whoa what uh whoa dr lego back in the house we missed him

last week yeah yeah dr lego i spoke to him before the show i told him i asked him what his status

as well as he said that Billy Mira is going to be on tomorrow night.

That's Tuesday night.

That's Billy Mira, which is the open night for PCU.

I don't know what time yet, but I'm sure Dr. Lego will announce it.

But what I want to stress is we're going to finish promptly at around 10 p.m.

as long as Lego is ready to take over, and he's going to be doing a show tonight.

He estimates around 10 p.m. Eastern tonight.

He'll be following us, so we're going to warm up the crowd for him.

and we thank you lego for providing us with the server that we're on right now uh big doctor

yeah exactly be sure to listen to that um after after tonight's special edition but

um in the meantime yeah we're going to be here taking your calls you can call in toll free

um anywhere in the united states and uh that's it right i don't have it turned on anywhere else

i think it works in alaska but anyway regardless if you're in the states if you're a proud american

American, like me, and Athena here.

Milkman, you don't count because you're not in America.

You're just in our territory.

All right, I'm sorry to tell you, dude.

That's how it goes.

Milkman, yeah, yeah.

Well, I mean, you spend American money where you live and everything.

This is like Puerto Rico.

Yeah, hell yeah, man.

Yeah, the only thing is you can't vote for a president.

That's the only difference.

You pay taxes and everything.

That's it, yeah.

And there's a lot of other advantages to being here.

here so much more open society in the united states let me ask you a question real quick uh

you don't have sales tax in the virgin islands right just like puerto rico we don't have what

there's no sales tax right on anything in puerto rico right and uh in the virgin islands right

i didn't catch what you asked me sales tax sales tax man sales tax yeah you know what sales no no

huh okay no i heard you that time i didn't hear it first time yeah you don't have you don't have

annual taxes right no no well the thing you do is you have virgin islands tax no federal tax

No federal tax, exactly.

Fuck moosh.

Yeah, exactly.

Hell yeah.

But you pay for it through the nose, through the prices, man.

Oh, yeah.

Anyway, what were the topics?

You know, my sacred drink, you know, milk.

Milk.

$5 a gallon here.

Oh, you see what I mean?

Yeah, and compare that to the States.

Athena, how much is a gallon of milk?

I can get a fifth of rum for about $1.50.

You can get a fifth of cruisin' rum, that's right.

But, you know, here's the thing.

You know what?

Milk is one of those things where I don't even know the price of it,

but i buy it every week you know i mean like there's no question and they don't they don't

tax milk but there's a lot of things out there that you buy and you don't pay attention to price

am i right like milk is something for me milk i don't even i couldn't tell you off the top of my

head what the price of milk is for a gallon but i know that i buy two or three dollars yeah i just

pick it up that's something like you know another thing like that gum like chewing gum i just pick

it up i know it's going to be a dollar at the most two dollars maybe three but some premium

i don't look at the price of gum it's you know what i mean there's a lot of stuff out there like

that right milk is i can't i couldn't tell you how much is in it and like over like 290 i don't

even know a gallon right i don't even buy gallons i buy half gallons we didn't go through that much

i need to get a gallon in florida for two bucks for two bucks between two and three so if you

found a good deal you got it two bucks i'd say it's probably three bucks now yeah well milk is

one of those things that you can't be taxed though i know here in florida at least you can't

tax milk there's no tax most places don't tax yeah there's no tax on on water and shit like that

yeah but like i know up north there's no tax on clothing and down here in florida they charge you

seven percent sales tax but then but then again but you know what then again we don't have any

sales we don't have any state taxes we don't do any state taxes we just do the federal tax that's

it we don't have to worry about local taxes or state taxes you guys have it everywhere else

and that's thanks to the tourism industry that takes care of that for us hell yeah now anyway

Anyway, I hate taxes, and I don't know why we're talking about this.

What I'm getting at, I don't even think I gave out the number.

If you want to call in toll-free tonight, you want to call 1-868-

Oh, fuck.

I don't even know my number.

1-888-278-8509.

Is that right, Milkman?

Or did I just give him my work?

That's it.

Is that right?

Okay, because I'm kind of out there tonight,

and I might have just given out the toll-free line to my work,

and that would really suck.

Yeah, 1-888-278-8509.

Again, slowly, so you can hear that.

And call in, please.

And let us know how your New Year's was.

I would like to hear your stories on New Year's Eve that you just had.

2006, you want to call toll-free.

That's 1-888-278-8509.

Milkman, you're in the chat room.

If you don't mind posting that in there also so that everybody can see that.

Okay.

Anyway.

Believe it or not, I'm in the chat room and on Gizmo tonight.

I'm made.

Awesome, man.

That's great.

And you're coming in nice and clear compared to normal.

This is great.

I'm so happy that your computer woes solved.

That's awesome.

Cool.

Anyway, speaking of the chat room, let me give that out.

you want to go to irc.lazy-net.de.

Again, I'll repeat that.

If you're using an IRC client such as Merkur, anything comparable to that,

you want to go ahead and connect to irc.lazy-net.de,

and you want to join channel PCU.

And that's the chat room.

Now, if you're not using an IRC client or anybody else for the most part,

you should please visit the homepage for PCU, Prank Call Underground Radio.

That's KDK, as in kill, death, kill.

That's KDKprankcalls.com.

And you have plenty of information there on what we do here,

the different shows that we do here for the most part on a daily basis in the evening

about this time or later, usually around

9, 10 o'clock, but Monday nights

normally we have friends of Bill M

who's Billy Mirror from the

he's a

comic, world famous I guess you

could say, he's done work

for the Howard Stern Show and his many

impressions of celebrity

voices, anyway that's Bill M

friends of Bill M, that's usually what you hear

tonight at Monday nights at 8pm

Eastern on PCU, but he's not available

he'll be on tomorrow night as I said before

so we're picking up the slack until lego takes over he's a friend of dr lego he has a friend of

dr lego's that's right so we have a call from uh from new york let's go ahead and pick that up here

uh give me a second here something is horribly wrong something is going horribly wrong hello

can you hear me oh jesus yeah where's the superfan dgt been oh just in the madhouse

damn it i fucked that up someone was calling in dude whoever called in call back or anybody else

for that matter one that's uh one eight eight eight two seven eight eight five zero nine here

we go i think this is homeboy again you know what the phone lines are working perfectly now they fix

the uh internet problems they have here how big is your vagina man like about nine inches long

dude i i hear that after this guy zolart fucks you it just shrinks it shrinks to the size of a

pencil hole and then you go lesbian so stay away from he lives somewhere he's some yankee up there

up in united city and never sleeps the big apple sexual central what's up zola how you doing man

good to have you on the line i just wanted to wish you a happy new year happy new year man

you haven't done a show in the new year yet have you well actually i was on on new year uh day

after midnight oh you were okay see i didn't catch that i've been kind of away yeah i did

I did the first show of the new year.

Nice.

What an honor.

So how do you feel about the new year?

Where's the new year going to take you, man?

Do you have any, what do you call them, the resolutions that people never follow?

I don't even bother with them.

I hate people who do that.

You know what?

I didn't make a resolution, but, you know, I'm just waiting for my ship to come in

before I just start exploding all over the place.

But, you know, patience thing for me.

So I'm in a holding pattern, so I can't really send the new year properly

Hopefully, because I have something happening that's supposed to change my life anytime soon now.

Ah, is this the rumored kind of marriage kind of old lady?

I don't know where it's going.

You don't know how to talk about it, but supposedly...

Oh, no, it's not a secret.

Yeah, it's not a secret.

I'm not getting married.

It's just that I ran into somebody who, to be independently wealthy enough to rest of us,

and then some other families who need me.

And myself, you know, a new fly, you know, just like it's amazingly cool.

And then anytime you're near anybody's internet who's doing wireless routing and dirty patches,

It's just an amazing fucking piece of technology,

but it's overly priced because it's made by Porsche.

And what, like the case of it or the whole thing itself?

I think the design was made by the company.

They designed the case.

Oh, they designed the case, I got you.

Oh, that must look nice.

Is it red?

I'm assuming it's red.

Oh, they're nice.

Yeah, it's candy apple red, and it comes in all different colors.

Nice, nice, nice.

I'm too big of a guy for a Porsche, man.

I mean, as far as, you know what I want to get for some reason?

My thing is if I ever became wealthy or enough to be independent,

minute, such as you're talking about, and congratulations if that's true, Zolar, I'm

really happy for you, but I would like to buy a DeLorean from the Back to the Future

movie, and I want to hook it up just like the DeLorean from Back to the Future, and

drive it around town, just to get it.

Well, actually, I think if you look on eBay, there's one.

I think so, there's a company here in Florida that refurbishes DeLoreans and stuff that

were half-built when the company went out of business, and you can get it for like $30,000

dollars i think but then i i get it to like i get it to like movie specs like you know i don't know

i'm a dork anyway so what are you talking about not buying a porsche be pretty big guy uh delorean

isn't that much cost either yeah see then it wouldn't work yeah yeah you remember you remember

the doctor in the fucking the uh what is there back to the future he was a big guy too and you

can see him he's all cramped up in the driver's seat that's true he's a lanky motherfucker i

forget his name now he hasn't done shit lately but yeah and then of course you got michael j

J. Fox, and he was a wiry little son of a bitch anyway.

What's he got, Parkinson's now or something like that?

I don't know.

He's got something.

Yeah, but he had some serious injury done where they opened up the top of his head

and went into his brain and stuck some around with him awake, you know,

and able to tell.

Yeah, they asked him to move there and stuff, you know,

and I think they fixed him.

He's almost normal.

They did it to Muhammad Ali because he's got the same thing as Muhammad Ali,

and Muhammad Ali's a man.

Yeah, well, he's got Alzheimer's as well as Parkinson's or whatever it is.

Yeah, yeah, he's all fucked up.

That's the boxing.

That's too many hits to the head, man.

That's what happens.

That's where you got to stay out of trouble, man.

That's what, you know, that's what the whole, that's how you get by, man, so.

So that's cool, man.

I'm assuming what it is is like your old, your old, old lady or whatever, she's got,

you got to waste some time to get some stuff settled, so that's going to happen.

Yeah, well, actually, actually, I mean, this kind of money from one account to the other

to an account, and then before it could get translated into a tax.

Hey, could you open this beer for me, because I got to hold the phone, and I really am

I'm begging and I'm in need of the sweet nectar of mickle of life. You don't want nice

What do you up to with a Zola you get smoking? You're drinking or you're just just drinking tea. What's what's your status tonight, man?

You're actually right before I called and I should not be here

Just got a call from I think it's on-demand. They're associated with how it's during the e-entertainment who used to do the e-show

Yeah, we have channel 118 here in Orlando

okay well go and check that out there's an episode really you're up on there now is that as of now

really seriously i've got to tell andy about that he's got the on demand uh he's paying $12.99 a

month for it and i questioned yeah well one of the episodes is one of the episodes i think uh

lesbians oh you know what i saw your dating thing that's what i saw on there the other day

uh okay so you know the andy my co-host here normally on my regular night you were they

showed they have on their um the whole thing where you did the dating thing with the the two

two chicks or something like that?

Yeah, actually, I was just checking.

Okay, oh, that's what it is.

Yeah, that's right, the two sisters.

Yeah, I saw you date with them and everything.

Yeah, I checked that out.

That was kind of cool.

Yeah, yeah.

Right, I got them to make out and take their pants off and everything?

That's the one.

Yeah, in the club.

That's right, yeah.

Yeah, I saw that over Christmas.

Yeah, I was house-sitting for Andy, and I was checking out.

He's got the Honda, man.

I lost my cable provider out here, so I couldn't get it, but he's got it.

And, yeah, I was watching all.

I went through the whole thing.

I tell one of the girls, one of the girls get my piercing equipment out of the trunk of my car and I bring in all my sterilized, my sterilized, my pants down and things of that nature.

I saw the whole thing.

It was very interesting, man.

That's cool.

So, yeah, you did do a lot of stuff with the E! channel, right?

Like, I understand you're one of the most, are you one of the most people, people who's appeared the most on the E! on the E! show?

Is that correct?

No, no, no, no, that's not correct.

But I have cured.

So, let me ask you a question as well.

I think it was in 2001.

I was on my way to work and I heard this dude trying to win prizes, too.

too, a prize to go to see wrestling in Vegas, or boxing in Vegas, and the dude was calling

from work, and was doing the thing where you have to guess what the dumb stripper's saying,

you know what I mean, if she's right or wrong, was that you?

And then I disconnected the phone at the end?

I think so, yeah, was that you?

Yeah, like, when I finally won, because I lost, like, seven times in a row, and he

kept giving me chance after chance after chance, yeah, the hell, yeah, I remember, you were

like, you fucking whore, you fucking bitch, like, towards the end and shit, do you know

that was you, right? That was you, seriously?

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Do you know one of the reasons I got fired from that job

was because I waited like five minutes

in the parking lot before I had to go into work.

I was late to work five minutes because I sat there

listening to it. Seriously, you're one of the reasons

I lost that job, and I gotta thank you

because that job was ass.

But I remember I was doing the work, and I was like,

I gotta hear this guy win.

They keep, Howard keeps giving him chances and chances.

And Jackie, Jackie the joke man

was yelling out in the background,

give Rodney another chance, give Rodney another chance.

Yeah, I remember that fucking shit.

That was awesome.

That's awesome because I remember I got in so much trouble for coming in late.

Like, my boss was like, why were you late?

And the reason I did it was because I felt stupid for doing it because of the Howard Stern show.

But I was like, I totally had to hear this because I couldn't.

They didn't let us play Howard Stern at that job.

It was so stupid.

They had a rule against Howard Stern.

So, anyway, that's cool, man.

I just wanted to share that with you.

I thought that was you, but I wasn't sure.

So, that's awesome.

Yeah, that was me.

That was actually Scott.

Oh, my God.

I'm kind of a little fucking.

Yeah.

Yeah, I remember you were calling her a whore, like, you fucking whore, you fucking bitch, like that.

Yeah, no, I was like, you stupid bitch!

Exactly, yeah, I remember that. You couldn't say fucking, but anyway.

That is the rarest thing you associated me to that fucking incident. I'm sorry that that happened to you, though.

That's cool, it was a good thing, because that moved on to better things.

Anyway, we gotta get moving here, it's nine o'clock, we gotta do a prank.

Do you want to do a prank, or are you just calling in as a guest, or are you on tonight, what's going on?

Well, you know me. I like to call in and say hello and fucking make myself known that I'm listening and all of that stuff, you know.

And I'm ready to do a prank with you if you'd like.

Good deal. We can definitely do that.

The only problem is no one has sent me an...

Oh, I do have a number.

No, I'm not going to call that dude.

Let me go into my chat logs here and I will briefly get a number here from...

Well, how about this? How about this?

I'll give you the number to Seymour Butts.

Seymour Butts. Okay. We can do that for sure.

Hang on a minute.

And I don't know what you would like to talk to Mr. Butt,

but you'll have his personal.

Please never give it to anyone so he doesn't change it.

Okay, all right.

So you've talked to this guy before on your show, I'm assuming, or what's going on?

Do you know who Seymour Butts is?

No, I don't.

I mean, I've heard the joke.

Oh, all right.

I'm not going to give you the number, then, if you don't know who he is,

because that would be a waste.

This guy is the biggest.

He has a show on HBO.

He's a big porn producer.

Oh, damn it.

He's a very big porn producer.

Are you serious?

Yeah, he's a mega, mega millionaire.

Well, let me talk to him, then.

And I want to be in a porno then.

Put me on.

No, I think you better do your homework on him.

You know, I mean, you should know what his movies are about and everything like that.

I mean, the guy is...

I'm serious.

And I don't know about him.

I don't know.

I'm out of the loop on porno, really.

I don't watch much porn, to be honest with you.

Fucking cat, get down.

Hey.

Anyway, yeah, let me...

Hang on, man.

What I'll do is I'm going to find a number here from last week.

Like business and shit, if you want to call.

We got British numbers, as always.

We got a glut of British, like, confirmed British numbers, like, people out there.

Yes, right, Milkman, you got that shit, right?

What's up?

Hang on.

You want to call someone in Britain, dude?

I've got a...

Yeah, totally, man.

You know I'm into that.

Is Milkman able to hear me and I can hear him?

You can, he can hear you, but you cannot, he will not be able to hear you, but I can

translate for you.

We're working on that.

I can hear him.

Yeah, yeah.

Milkman can definitely hear everything you're saying, and I'll let you know what he says

back.

That's exactly what it is, yeah.

Yeah. Anyway, yeah, I've got the Samaritans. You know, I called these people last week.

They're like a 24-hour emotional support line, and I gave the guys some shit, and it was really funny.

If you want to try to call them, just tell them you're in a bind right now in London or something like that.

All right.

You cool with that, or would you like me to try something else?

I like that.

Okay. All right. Well, everybody, hang on the line here.

Zolar, you, of course, we're going to be right back with Zolar and a prank call to London, the Samaritans,

which is a 24-hour emotional support helpline for anyone in a crisis.

Keep that in mind, Zola.

We'll be right back after this.

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Hey there, dude.

I'm an American citizen in London, and I was told that the crisis hotline.

This is a crisis as in people who are despairing and suicidal.

I'm telling you right now, I need some help because there's too much to handle.

I've been here for six weeks and I'm very depressed. I don't know if it's the atmosphere.

Sorry to hear that. You're feeling very depressed.

I don't want to get out of here anymore. The people here are just...

Do you think you would do anything to harm yourself?

Sorry?

Would you do anything to harm yourself?

I wouldn't jump out of one hand on anybody innocent.

If you really feel that bad that you would harm yourself, do you?

I just don't know, I'm confused and I'm drunk.

The reason to me is because I'm an American, can you just tell me it's because I'm an American, not me personally.

I'm sorry, I don't, I don't know.

Do you think people have been like that to you?

I don't know, I just don't take it anymore.

Nothing but nice, I'm a woman.

Don't give me the, don't give me the time of day.

Who is it who's been unkind to you then?

Oh my, I have a lady friend visit.

Don't ask.

I'm sorry.

You're... I didn't hear you.

I said I'm staying at my homesticker man's career over weeks.

Lady, don't you?

You know I just don't like American chickens and nuts, do you?

I can't comment on that, because I don't know the situation.

Have I heard some gentleman? I have a large hood. There's nothing wrong with me.

And you've been drinking, have you?

I've been drinking more than ever.

There's nothing but alcohol here. Everybody's an alcoholic.

All it does is somebody that I can meet with, with somebody in life, around.

There are branches of Samaritans in London who would be open in the morning

if you wanted to go and talk to somebody.

I am your conscience. I am your conscience. You should help this man.

I beg your pardon?

I am your conscience. You should help this man.

There you are sitting in your cubicle asleep so early in the morning.

Can I come to a meeting?

A man reads to you his last pleas of help. Will you not help him?

Jesus is watching you.

Is there somebody else on the phone there?

Yes, I am on the phone.

At your end, there must be somebody at your end of the phone, man.

No, it's not on my end of the phone.

It's on your end of the phone.

I am John Williams.

I am his guardian angel, and I have tapped the telephone to let you know.

This is not funny, man.

This is the way I'm being treated all the time here.

Tell me the truth.

Why are they treating you like this?

I can't have a conversation with both of you.

My name is...

I am John Samaritan, and I own your company, and I have tapped in.

No, I don't think so.

Well, don't you... You're fired.

You're fired.

I think you need to be, because I'm speaking to somebody else.

You're fired.

Ben, are you doing this to me, man?

You're both fired.

Mr. Jamison...

No, we're not both fired.

Mr. Jamison, you're fired.

Can you get this person off the telephone?

I can try. Hang on.

It's because you got my hand on the phone.

I'm on my cell phone.

It's not... It's only one line.

This is on your end of the phone.

No, it's not on this end of the phone.

Kevin, go ahead. I'm just going to...

I'm afraid I have to terminate this call.

If you need help, you have to ring us up again.

Is that your first time coming up on the American?

I was trying to sing the British National Anthem there, damn bad.

I don't know what the fuck it is. I know how it goes, but I don't know how it is.

Nunu should know that shit. Fucking Nunu.

Anyway, Zolar, so, excuse me, you're on Friday night as it is? Is that how it is?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Is that a yes? Okay.

I'm sorry, I was lighting the weed that I was fucking craving for

While doing that elongated fucking phone call

You know what I fucking hate?

I'm out now, technically

Yeah, I am out

And the only dude that I know who sells

Is not answering my phone

Answering the phone call

So now I don't know what I'm gonna do, man

This sucks

I thought I heard you say last time

A time or two ago that you were not gonna ask me more

Yeah, holy shit

This is a really bad connection

Milkman, what are you doing over there?

I had a disconnect on Milkman

Something was going on

Anyway, so me and you's over

So you're on Friday nights at 10 p.m.

or you'll be on this Friday night, I'm assuming, right?

Yes, 10 p.m.

I've got to run somebody up my door.

Thanks for having me.

I love you.

Okay, I love you.

And Zolar with the fake excuse to get off the phone.

But anyway, that's Zolar, everybody.

Zolar from the Howard Stern Show fame and whatnot

and, of course, from PC Radio fame.

He's on every Friday night here

on the same location where you're listening to me at

and that's at 10 p.m. Eastern.

Excuse me, here on PC Radio.

let's try to connect again with milkman because he had weird noises coming out of his fucking

computer again as fucking always fuck fuck fuck that's all i know what to say if you know when

it comes down to it on hey what's up yes yeah hey well so what do you think of that call

better just go ahead and disconnect it okay all right well the call's done so what happened on

your end you had some weird fucking noises coming out of your ass yeah anyway um dude i was just

sat here and i answered you and then you got disconnected anyway yeah i had to disconnect

because you had weird there were weird weird shits coming on the gizmo but anyway look man

i'm gonna quiz your memory here i need i need some stuff from you right now i need you to hook

me up with mary menzies phone number you know what i mean okay mary menzies um i would also

like to see if new new if you can help me out i need to get tim searcy's number because i i am

I'm in such a mood to prank call Tim Searcy.

Tim Searcy is the president of the ATA.

Now, if you're asking who the fuck is the ATA.

Our stream still says Howard100News.

Yeah, that's our personal stream.

I've been simulcasting SiriusHoward100.

Now, I wish I could give you guys the stream address,

but KDK, our beloved host, has asked me not to.

Yeah, I'm on PC.

You're right.

Exactly.

I was just wondering if you knew that the stream was.

Yeah, just so everybody knows, people have been asking me what's up with the stream.

If you're lucky enough to have gotten the stream in the past, consider yourself lucky,

but I've changed the address of it.

The stream, the extra stream that I got, which is in stereo, high quality, is going to be

used personally pretty much for myself and anybody else who wants to use it who does

has a show on here to record in

stereo, and for personal friends of

ours, KDK has decided

that it's probably best, and I agree

with him, that since we did not

use the rotation

on my stereo

extra stream that I had,

it's best for people just to connect on the

old PC and stay on there.

And I agree.

It didn't work out. It was a project,

and I may actually kill the stream. I'm still

running it, but it's at a different URL now.

And I'm just

pretty much using it to broadcast

Sirius radio.

Howard 100 in particular.

They had the... Dude, you know what they had?

I don't know if you'd be interested. I know you're not that

big of a Howard fan, but they had the history

of Howard, which is like they went

from his beginning and they were playing

clips of his old ass shows.

They played him when he was a little kid.

They played clips of him when he

was on college radio and all this shit.

It was really cool to listen to.

It was two hours long. I only heard half of it.

I have it saved on my computer here, but I haven't listened to it yet, so I've got to...

Oh, anything historical, I really enjoy that, especially because you learn how people have changed and grown.

I would definitely be fascinated by that.

Exactly.

So anyway, I'm here sitting down rambling in my chair talking to you guys, but for the most part,

I'm just kind of warming up the crowd for Dr. Lego, who will be coming on.

You know, I forgot to ask Zolar if he wanted to go on afterwards.

This is a possibility.

Because he was interested in going on tonight, but I had already claimed the spot.

Where's my lighter?

Man, so maybe Zillow will go on after Lego.

Because Lego might not be doing too long of a show tonight.

But guys, keep listening.

Yeah, Fatboy Slim is telling me that Gizmo sucks and I shouldn't use it.

I should use MSN.

MSN's crap, though, man.

MSN is the worst.

It is the worst, yeah.

I'm not even going to acknowledge Fatboy because, obviously, he doesn't know shit.

That's all right.

He's welcome to use it, but MSN just doesn't work, man.

We've tried them all.

Carlito and I have tried everything.

We've tried everything, and this is the best.

I mean, for real, Gizmo here, we get the best quality.

It does not take up a lot of resources and shit.

I got bad news, Milkman.

Guess what's going on, Milkman?

Right now, I got to answer the phone for some emergency stuff.

stuff uh work work related stuff unfortunately so i'm gonna have to call a quick break um okay

anyway so i'm gonna play an old call yeah um i'm gonna i'm gonna do a short break here actually

i'll be back as soon as possible here comes the phone all right

Okay, yeah, so ladies and gentlemen, please stay tuned.

I'll be right back in just a few minutes.

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We'll be right back after this.

Yeah.

The Madhouse will be back.

Fuck your life.

Fuck my life.

Don't care, bitch.

This.

Stop the music.

Listen, you motherfuckers.

Alright.

First of all, if I want chocolate and peanut butter cups, my woman is, is, is under direction.

she is sleeping in my apartment my house and i pay the rent here motherfucker if i ask you

for a peanut butter cup that you're feasting on you give me one in my hand you don't ask a question

you don't ask a question i'm not you can laugh all you want but i swear to god if you ask a

question in my house you will sleep on the porch you take yourself a blanket and you make yourself

a nice bed outside on the concrete and you sleep out there you do that then you ride the one hour

we're back to your apartment but the next time i ask you for a piece of chocolate in my house you

give it to me and you don't even ask you say how many daddy you say it after me say it after me

how many daddy it's too funny you see what i got everybody knows now what i gotta deal with

so this bitch is called for my job saying she needs to talk you know what fuck you all right

it's 9 13 at night you don't fucking call me asking for me to do work right now this time

all right i don't lift a finger for my work after after 7 p.m and that's my rule i don't give a

shit they can fire me whatever they want if it's not some dude in the hospital who needs it in

emergency he needs help i'm not gonna fucking do shit right athena sure you would you rather me

not talk to you while i do a show you know i have a microphone here you can get on right now

she never will because she's afraid you're afraid you're afraid you're afraid of the truth

truth it's my own thing you enjoy it though so why don't you ever talk to people you know how

bad zolar wants to hear your voice like just talk on the show when are you gonna do that when are

you gonna just it can be one night where you before you leave to your little internship you're

gonna leave me for what five months three months it's five months because you're not coming back

until after the the wedding and all that be honest with me when you coming back june right probably

Probably in June.

And it's January.

You're going to leave me for five months.

Five months.

Are you going to at least call into the show in that time so I can get an update for you live so everybody can hear?

Would you call in and at least be on my show?

Will you do one show where you'll talk before you leave?

How many shows are left before you leave?

One, right?

So two shows.

So is there a chance between those two shows you will actually talk?

There is a chance.

So everybody has that to look forward to.

Seriously.

I ate that chocolate.

I have a headache.

But no, what I was talking about is that from now on, when I ask you for something, you need to provide it to me.

Because you're leaving me for six months.

You understand that?

Just say six months.

That's what it's going to be like.

It's going to feel like a year.

Whatever.

Anyway.

Yeah.

Anyway.

Okay, well, I guess we're back.

Are we back?

No, we're not back because I've got to take a piss.

We just took a break.

So, I just did a whole bunch of rambling shit.

But I'll be right back after this.

I've got to take a piss and I'll be right back.

Keep listening to the music and entertainment.

I'll be right back, and we're going to call some more numbers here.

We'll get some more prank calls out of the way before Dr. Lego takes over around 10 o'clock.

We'll be right back after this, and just run through this.

Stinging and cold, the sum of the years.

A story untold in the heart of our heart, the heart of the soul.

The heart of the hopes and the fears that we've known.

We know, we'll know, we were throwing time away.

Sleep away, rapidly throwing time away.

Oh, a villain must come, married we've stayed, look what's been done, in the heart of our heart, the heart of the soul, of the sin, the tears that we've known, we know, we'll know, we were, time away, recklessly throwing, time away, throwing time away, recklessly throwing, time away.

wow i'm back everybody what's up welcome back yeah welcome back to the manhouse everybody you're

listening to pcu radio of course at uh kdk prank calls.com pcu prank call underground radio your

best source for comedy on the internet as i like to say but regardless here we are i'm carlito your

host of the madhouse monday night special it's now 9 20 p.m we're expecting dr lego to uh take

take over in the next uh 45 minutes or so um in the meantime i'm here taking your calls if you'd

like to call in toll free uh 1-888-278-8509 again that's 1-888-278-8509 you can call in

toll free at no cost to you and all costs to me and um let me know what's up if you want to do a

prank call just want to talk about what's been going on in the news lately if you just want to

to be on the air and make fun of me tell me i suck whatever the hell you want to do now's your

chance you'd be lying yeah i would hope they would be lying what do you mean they yeah seriously

they would be so um milkman we gotta talk milkman we gotta we gotta talk about it let me turn the

music off here we gotta talk about a serious a serious situation that has come to my attention

here at pcu radio as of late we haven't heard from somebody in quite some in a time and i think it's

It's time that I launch an investigation and find out what's been going on.

Oh, now who?

DTT.

What?

DTT has been missing for how long now in the chat room?

Three weeks?

No.

Two weeks?

Not even.

No, he's been missing since before Christmas.

Since before Christmas?

Yeah, we haven't heard back that he's been a no-show.

He didn't mention he was going anywhere.

He's always the kind of guy who lets us know he's going to be leaving,

and he hasn't done so.

So I don't know if he's had a computer failure or if he's just in trouble or something.

So I've decided I'm going to take it upon myself to try to contact him once tonight

before we hand it over to Lego.

What do you think?

Oh, that's a good idea.

I don't have his number, but you do.

You know, J-Man was giving him a hard time, so maybe that's the problem here.

Yeah, but here's the problem.

We haven't heard from J-Man either.

I haven't seen J-Man for just about as long, though.

so I don't think...

Man, J-Man got his ass tossed, man.

He's gone.

Yeah, well...

And let me say real quick in the chatroom,

Adam Carolla is a dumb fuck.

I don't really like Adam Carolla at all.

Do you know who that is, Milkman?

Do you know...

Yeah, yeah, I love him.

He's a dork.

To be honest with you, he's...

Yeah, he's funny.

He can be annoying, though.

He's like...

You know, his voice is like...

You know what I mean?

Like, I don't know.

It's a long story, but...

I guess he's taking over...

He's taking over some markets for Howard.

Howard and the West Coast.

I won't be hearing it, but I guess...

Brandon Vegas in Las Vegas, I guess, um, they're gonna be getting him, taking over for Howard,

god damn it, fuck shit, yeah, I don't care, it's too late for me to be doing work right now,

I'll check it later, see if it's an emergency, if not, then fuck it, some lady just called here

at nine o'clock at night saying, this isn't an emergency, but I need to get this done tomorrow,

I was like, bitch, you know what I mean, anyway, so what I'm trying to do, yeah, DTT, who is the

The super fan, as I've termed him, in PCU.

He never misses a beat as far as we go here on PCU.

No.

But, yeah, he's been missing for, like, since before Christmas.

So I'm actually going to try to give him a call back.

Now, I don't remember his real name.

I want to say it's Hassan.

No, it's Tim.

Tim.

His name isn't Tim.

DTT's real name is Tim.

It's Tim.

Tim what?

I'm not going to tell the last name on the air.

Are you serious?

Because I thought his name was Hassan or something like that.

No, no, it's Tim.

It's Tim.

So if I call and ask...

So I should call and ask for Tim.

Whoever picks up if it's a Muslim woman, whatever, I'm going to say, is Tim there?

Are you serious?

I'll send it to you here.

Look, here's the name in Google.

This is DTT's number you're sending me?

No, this is his name.

I don't know his number.

He never called me.

He called you only.

Okay.

Well, what you're saying is his last name.

i know for a fact he called katie k's show and said that was his name so should i ask for the

second his last name or his first name i'd ask for his first name because that's what his name was

okay i hope so that's what tt okay dtt the well detroit is the beginning right detroit and then

the name i said and then tim and then blah okay gotcha gotcha all right gotcha all right well

Hang on, everybody. Let me go ahead and try to give

Tim a call. DTT,

better known as.

Hang on the air. It's now

925. Like I said before,

we'll be handing it over to

Dr. Lego promptly in a few

minutes. In the meantime, you can call us

here and vent or talk if you want.

That's 1-888-

278-8509.

We'll be right back after this. You're listening

to The Madhouse, again, once

again on PC Radio.

Right back after this.

Yay.

You're awesome.

I'm going to ask you a question, please.

I'm a little out of it right now.

What seat is Detroit in?

Michigan, right?

Michigan, yeah.

Detroit, Michigan.

That's right.

Okay, hang on to your body.

Sorry.

Detroit Palace.

Allow you to talk to Minutesy Jenkins.

This is on the dark, but she got a number that called me beginning of the month.

Tim, please.

You have the wrong number.

Is Tarek there?

Who's calling, please?

My name is Carlito.

May I speak with Tarek, please?

He doesn't live here.

Who's calling, please?

Has he ever lived there before?

Who's calling, please?

My name is Carlito. I'm his friend, man. I need to speak with Tariq, please.

Carlito, his friend?

Yes.

From where?

We go back from PCU for school.

Oh, okay. Hold on a second.

Thank you.

I'm getting phone calls. That's why.

What?

He's getting calls from Saigon and Jay Park.

Hello?

Tariq, is he? Carlito, man, what's up?

How's it feel?

We haven't heard from you in two weeks. I'm giving you a call. You're on the air right now.

We're on PCU. We're worried about you. You okay, man? Yeah, I'm okay. What happened? What some people in prank calling you?

Yeah, what GMM are calling you, huh? Who was I don't know who are you? Okay, man

You can't you can't be with us anymore. What's up, man?

We don't know when you I'm coming you're coming back. We need you man. We'll miss you. I'm coming back

Okay, when tonight no, I can a special show. Yeah, we're doing we're on we're on now special show

And then like Legos on the 10 o'clock and Zora might come on afterwards man

Um, I cannot.

Are you in trouble with your mom?

No, I have trouble with the computer.

Oh, the computer, okay, okay, because people have been asking, you know, we miss you out here, so we hope to see you soon, man.

You need some help with your computer and shit, are you cool?

Um, I'm having trouble with my computer, I had stalkers and all that stuff.

Okay, man, alright, well, you know, keep, you know, call in, we're calling in Thursday, man, we want to update, you know, you're the super fan, you know, super fan.

Okay.

All right, man. Well, take care of yourself. I hope your computer shit works out. You know what I mean?

Where's KDK?

KDK, he's in the chat room. He's not on right now, but he's in the chat room. He's cool.

You want to say what's up to anybody or what's going on?

What's your phone number?

Well, I can't hear what you're down on the air, but you got it right now. I called you.

800 number.

And why do you call him in here?

Hold on. Hold on. It's my friend.

He's not talking?

No, no, no.

Where do you know him from?

Nobody.

Why can't he give you your phone number?

Oh, I have it.

You don't have it?

Yeah he does

You got my phone number

Let me talk to her

888 number

888

278509

You got my number man

It's cool

888

That's a hot mic

You got me man

Alright man

I don't want to get you in trouble man

So I'm going to link him

We'll talk soon

Alright man

Keep in touch

Okay

Alright man

Peace

Bye

Damn

What the fuck is up with DDT

That's hilarious

His mom is on the freaking warpath boy

Well those Muslim women man

They're strict

They don't play

Oh hell

They're stricter than the Puerto Rican room.

She's like, who does what? You can't give me that?

Yeah.

Well, that's good.

That's good that we know that he's still alive

and shit. I wasn't afraid he got in trouble

or something. Well, good. Well, everybody,

at least you know.

I figure a few of the haters out there have been dabbling.

But, you know, the nice thing about it is

he's been banned, and hopefully it'll stay that way.

Yeah.

Athena's telling me that she's

like my mom. She's like, who are that idiots?

Oh, man.

Man, well, that's awesome.

Well, good.

Man, I hope DTT...

Well, the official word is that DTT is having trouble with his computer.

I don't know about that.

His mom is...

PC problems.

Hopefully, he'll be back.

So, that's the bottom line.

So, if you even care, for you PCU insiders, now you heard that DTT is just...

I don't know.

He's got some computer trouble.

Anyway, that was very interesting, man.

Whoa.

That was very interesting, man.

Very good call.

Yay.

Hang on.

Let's get a little applause for that here.

That's all we get.

Okay.

Hey, I sent you the Miss Mary Menzies numbers.

You sent me Mary Menzies?

I sent you these classic numbers.

Well, hell, let's call Miss Mary Menzies.

Dude, I am so...

Athena, just to let you know, I'm really messed up right now.

You know that, right?

And we still got a good...

Now, you have to wish her a happy new year and a merry Christmas,

and you haven't talked to her since last year.

Yeah.

You've got to break her in slow on what you're in trouble in now.

Exactly.

You're like her other son.

That's true, I am.

Sorry, I was taking another sip of my beer.

But, dude, Milkman, I'm pretty drunk right now, man.

That's all right.

You always do good.

We're doing good.

Yeah, I'm a concert.

Just stretch her out, man.

She hasn't heard from you for a while.

Exactly.

Hell, yeah.

I don't know what you do with the holidays.

You just don't need more Bibles.

yeah shake shake in the chat room is asking was that is that a stalker she was saying in the

back room in the background i didn't hear all that oh i guess he's got some internet stalkers

and that's probably why he's been off i wonder i wonder what i really wonder what jay man has

done to him because jay man's been missing also from the chat room i wonder who shake is the shake

finally got banned i hope he did i know i know uh tyrus pranks got banned and i'm pretty sure i

I think Jay Burke did, too.

Well, Tyra Pranks is

Saigon.

Saigon, but I believe Saigon is Shake.

He was banned officially by KDK.

Yay! Well, then who's Shake?

Then who's Shake? I don't have any

beef with

Tyra Pranks or

Saigon or whatever it is.

I don't really.

It's just that people like that

just cause trouble

and drive off our listeners in the chat room.

I would just rather

If they're going to cause trouble, let them go somewhere else.

If they want to listen, that's fine.

There's no need to drive off our listeners in the chat room.

And now DTT's in trouble with his mom, and I've been there before.

That sucks.

So whoever it is, I hope you're happy because now you've got fucking DTT in trouble with mom.

That sucks.

Now he can't be here, and he's one of the more supportive people in this shit, right?

Isn't that right?

He's very active.

Exactly.

He's very active.

So I hope you feel better now.

Yeah. You know, there's a bunch of

haters in the chat room now

hitting it lately, you know what I mean?

A lot of people in there saying this and that, you know what I mean?

I don't know, whatever.

You know, I think

we've been more tolerant because we

like to have new people, but the problem is

a lot of these new people

really just don't have

good manners

and they don't make friends very easily.

They're not very

particularly welcome once they start being smart asses

to people that's been here for years.

exactly exactly well here's a quick quick count i'm gonna count one two three four five six seven

eight eight empty bottles on my desk right now man whoa wow man awesome and and all right yeah

yeah it sucks i'm a time hammer time i'm afraid i might become an alcoholic here soon if i don't

Don't get some weed.

You got a long ways to go, son.

I got to get a little, man, fucking Zolar has a mail order weed program from Amsterdam and shit.

I heard about that shit.

That's got to be, Andy doesn't believe it, man.

He's like, come on, that's bullshit, man.

I'm skeptical, but whatever, man.

It's good radio.

Exactly.

Anyway, so who are we doing now?

We got Mary Menzies on standby.

And I also have Tim Searcy ready if you want to call him back.

You know, Tim Searcy is the number one asshole as far as I'm concerned.

What did he say?

say he uh he told me not to call him back or he get the authorities do you think i'm afraid of

him or something is that what's going on i have a feeling that's what he was that's what he was

inclining to but little does he know he's messing with the mat out he's he's messing with with

fucking uh with pcu is what it is man yeah yeah and i and i said on the air i said i'll i'll

fucking i'll fucking open up a green light on him and let his phone number out he'll really be sorry

one night fuck yeah no don't give it out man we'll just just continuously call him about once

a week, and that way he won't

change his number, and we can

spread his particular

pleasant

attitude to the members

of PC. Well, hey, Tim's seriously

going to kiss my ass if he's pro telemarketer.

Whatever the fuck.

Noonoo just

posted a video. I'll check that

after the show, but Tim's just going to kiss

my ass. I've done

everything I can to keep... But Jack Villeney.

Jack Villeney's God.

Oh, Jack Villene.

You see that picture I posted of him in the forums recently?

I found a picture of him and shit.

You know, he got the key to Los Angeles a few weeks ago.

Like, I think last week or something like that.

God damn it!

What?

Son of a bitch.

Hang on, everybody.

What kind of bullshit is that?

I got to babysit the fucking immigrant motherfuckers from work real quick.

So, excuse me for a moment.

Let me put my life on hold for work real quick.

Whatever.

Hang on, Milkman.

man. We're going to put you...

I'm going to play... Here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to call Tim seriously, but before that, I'm going to

play a little bit of the call

I did to him and his wife the other day.

Yeah. Luna asked us to be nice

to Tim seriously. Exactly. Hang on.

Let me try to find it first here.

Boys, but I wasn't sure if that was...

It's got to be interesting.

Head Blackwood? Is that the name?

Masturbate a little bit and calm down.

Boys, but I wasn't sure

if that was the name.

Yeah, yeah. Can you see?

Yeah

Whatever I can't fucking find it. Just listen to Rick James real quick. I'll be right back after this. Hang on

All right. You got a problem, right? You got a problem. Yes, you do

It's a problem with this problem being

man let me ask you a question man is it my fault that at what time is it 9 41 right now right

between me and you what time is it right now 9 41 right yeah you're gonna tell me that the

9 36 and 49 seconds okay perfect okay here's what happened okay this this woman this stupid

this woman is calling my work okay leave left a message at 909 p.m okay right about some emergency

emergency that i'm supposed to take care of okay that's her fault okay i didn't get the message

the phone you heard the phone just ring now 9 41 p.m right yeah it and she's bitching that it took

so long is it my fault is it my fucking fault that it it took 40 minutes for that message to get to

me is it my fault no not at all you know what's gonna happen when i go to work tomorrow they're

gonna ask me why did it take you so long to answer the call i just took care of it it's not a big

deal what if he wasn't there i i don't know if you know what if you hey wait what if you was

a shitter whatever whatever whatever it is you know what i don't want to work anymore i don't

want a regular job i just want to do my own thing athena how do you do it you know what athena does

athena works at a restaurant she you know she had a setup perfect she worked once a week one day one

day a week right okay and then other than that all she had to do was go to school why can't i

get that set up why why is my my life such fucking shit that i i can't just cause you know what i

mean what was where's the fairness in that huh it's the way it is your man whatever this is the

way it is how do you how do you get to live milkman why don't you take you know you're very elusive

in this point you live in the virgin islands right how do you get set up to the point where

you have a good job in the virgin islands you live in fucking paradise you don't have to deal

with a thousand different shits you just do your own thing you're happy how how is why why how do

you do that what did you do exactly what what do you you work at a job make it happen make it happen

what what happened was is that uh i decided to move to florida and i went and uh became really

popular in florida i did really good work and my reputation uh became well known in florida

And then at the end of a job, I was required to be hired by Florida Power during any inspections.

They liked me so much.

And then during one of the outages, they went to Union Bus and they decided they're not going to take any contracts.

And somebody asked me if I want to go to St. Croix to work.

And I said, well, hell yeah, I'll go.

So I wrote a letter.

It took me three months.

I wrote a letter to the manager telling him why he needs to hire me

and how crazy it would be if he did.

And the letter basically said, you need to hire me.

This is what I'm going to do.

And I got hired on straight on for a big contract, company vehicle,

and for him and all the goodies.

So I made it happen.

I decided that I wanted to go here.

Timid, man.

Well, so that's how it all worked out.

It has to be like that.

You have to make it happen.

Well, that's how it is.

That's the way it works, man.

Great.

I made myself work in a TV broadcast station for five years.

I decided I want to be hired there.

I will make it happen, and I did.

I did what it took to do it.

I became president of our amateur radio club.

I knew all the guys that were hiring at the TV station.

And when they hired me, there was many other people out there,

but I was the only one that they let in because I didn't want to stand at the door

when they opened it.

Closed it behind me, and then I was in.

Same thing here.

Okay.

Make it happen, brother.

You got to, yeah.

You got to take it to, that's awesome.

You have to take it on, man.

Take it on.

It's like a bull with horns, man.

Yeah.

Well, we're getting very philosophical anyway.

No, but it's true, really.

It is true.

I know it sounds like a generic statement on life, but literally, you have to make it happen, man.

That's how I did it.

I mean, I made a conscious decision.

This is what I want, and then I went about doing it.

It's really that simple, man.

And it sounds like it isn't, but the way you accomplish it is you decide that you're not going to compromise,

and this is exactly what you want, and you're not going to settle for any less.

So if you don't settle for second best, you're going to end up with second best.

Okay, well, fuck second best, right?

That's right.

Yeah, fuck second best.

If you only settle for the best, then you end up with the best, man.

That's the exact truth of it, man.

That's how I made it happen.

That's how it is, man.

All right, well, anyway, time to check back.

Mary's on the line.

Mary, yeah.

We got to call somebody.

We got John Mellon.

Call Mary.

You need to call her now because it's getting late,

and I think she needs to find out about her number one favorite second grandson.

I think I'm just in the mood.

It's hot to marry.

Do you have a request of a song that I can play real quick while I call Mary,

or you don't care?

Hey, anything you got, man.

Just make a request.

Anything you got handy.

Oh, God, make a request.

You got Anti-Man?

Who?

Anti-Man?

Yeah.

What the hell is that?

Chi-Chi Man.

Oh, you want that?

Play me a Jimmy.

Play me a voodoo child.

I'm just kidding with you.

Voodoo job?

Yeah.

Voodoo.

Hang on.

Let me find it here real quick.

So, yeah, we'll call Mary Menzies here.

We'll do something.

Whoa, I just dropped.

Yeah, and then we got Tim Searcy.

I got you Dick Peterson back and Johnny Meatless.

Is it meatless or metal-less?

How should I pronounce that?

Meatless.

Okay.

Well, I'm going to call Mary Menzies first here.

All right.

We're waiting with bated breath for Dr. Lego to take over here.

All right.

I don't know what the fuck is going on with my computer.

My computer is all fucked up.

Hang on.

It's all good, baby.

It's all good, man.

It's PCU.

Anyway, yeah.

Let's just play this.

Mary Menzies, mama.

Okay.

Another prank call coming right after this.

Ladies and gentlemen, stand by.

We'll be right back after this.

You're listening to the Madhouse special Monday night edition 948 on the 2nd of January in 2006.

We'll be right back after this.

Just one moment.

Milkman, real quick before I go to the break.

You understand I'm way too jointed to be doing a show right now.

I hear you, man.

That's why I'm trying to keep you on the roll, man.

Thank you.

Great.

You know that, bro.

That's my job, man.

Take care of our host.

here it goes

fuck that up somehow

this is bad

I really hope Lego fucking wakes up soon

cause I gotta fucking go on

he's gotta take over really soon here

cause I'm really messed up

well I think he's in the chat room

I see him at the top of the list there

yeah exactly

I'm sure he'll be on soon

Hang on everybody, just bear with me

Let me try to call this bitch

So I can't get around it

So low

You can't get under it

Operator bitch

Support, tour, general

Give a fuck

You can say sales or press 1

Or press 2

Technical support or press 3

Go fuck yourself bitch

Fuck a bitch right now

I don't give a fuck, motherfucka bitch.

Well, I'm sorry, too.

That's what I said in the beginning, motherfucker bitch.

Okay, pick the theater out of your ear.

My cable company.

Cable company.

Thank you for calling Kratos Network.

What's taking so long there, woman?

See what's today.

Yeah, you're going to look up my account.

You're going to ask us some questions right now.

Tell us the number on your account.

Hang on.

The name on your account.

my name is the address the last four digits of the social security number i ain't giving that

you don't need my social security number it's against the law okay well i can't give you any

information hey hey listen to me you son listen i don't want to get rude i'm going to calm down

because my my woman lady here just told me to calm down when you listen to me you listen to me

good you're going to help me out my problem because i can't watch tv right now you're going

going to fix it. You, you, what's your name? Alicia, what's your operator ID number shit?

It's 12758. I'm writing it down. 12758, right? Between me and you, you listen to me right

now. Now, I'm super, super, super mad upset right now. Now, I've been trying to watch

TV a thousand days right now, and it doesn't come in my phone. It doesn't come in my computer.

It doesn't come in my television set. Both two TVs, and it doesn't come in. Now, you're

going to help me out, and I'm not going to give you my social security number. I'm not

going to give you one digit of my social security number because i don't have to because i cannot

help give me the last four digits of the social who said that i have to no no no because what

are you going to do steal my my my name tell me the truth what's your name how would i steal your

name you got my name right now you have everything in front of me it's all you need man i gave you

my address i gave you my phone number why do you need more than the last four digits of the social

I'll give you one.

No, I need the last four digits.

I'll give you two of them.

I need the last four.

You give me your last four.

You first.

I don't know you.

I don't know you from Peter, Paul, Jesus, Mary, Baby, Jesus.

What's your name?

I already told you my name.

Tell me again.

Felicia.

And Felicia, does that give you an excuse to give me your name that I've got to give you my social security number?

No way.

Oh, I see the company.

I'm the last four digits.

Is it the policy?

I'm the damn supervisor.

Give me your supervisor, please.

Hello.

Oh, Jesus.

Hello.

Jesus Christ.

Baby Jesus in heaven.

Where is it?

Hello.

I'm sorry, everybody, about that.

It fucked up.

Hang on.

Damn it.

I was about to get the supervisor milk, man.

Hang on.

Let me try again.

What is your problem?

No one can hear you.

Hang on.

You take this and you're going to talk right now.

You talk right now.

No, no.

It's over.

over. You're leaving in three, in two weeks,

one, ten days. When are you

talk? You're gonna talk on that microphone

right now. Cause everybody's been wanting to hear

you for, like, ten months now.

Since I've been on for, like, so long

and shit. No, no. You're

talking for the first time and the last

time. Then I'm never gonna go on again.

Then it's over. It's over. It's over.

Between me and Nathena, it's over, everybody. I'm a

single man, everybody. I've announced

officially now. Milkman,

do you see what I've regressed to

right now? I'm fighting with my

my beloved girlfriend. We're not fighting

now. What are you? What's your problem, Milkman?

You got a problem with me, too, now?

No, man. Relax.

Whatever. Everybody's got a problem. Where's

Dr. Legoland? It's the fucking cable company.

God damn it. That was gonna be perfect,

but then I fucking... They started this shit.

They did start this shit, man.

That's the problem here.

Call back and get a supervisor.

Let's call Miss Mary so you can

come down and tell her to test out

the creative cable. Fine.

on. You win, Milkman, since

you're always so smart.

Hang on. I'll call him right now.

Hang on, everybody. We'll be right back after this.

Call Mary, man. She should call me now.

Okay, hang on.

Guess what? I think I

broke the phone.

I heard it was squealing and stuff.

I thought maybe the thing was acting

up tonight. It's acting up,

but I don't know what I did, but here I can't

connect to the phone anymore. I think I'm just too drunk

at this point to connect it.

What level is this, Marvel?

Normally when you patch it in, it's not so high.

Yeah, I think I'm going to mess it up.

That really sucks, dude.

Hang on, let me try it one more time.

Check your connections.

No, I think I just broke the actual handset itself, to be honest with you.

The connection between the handset and the PC, I think I'm going to mess it up.

Oh.

I keep trying to fix it here.

So the cord's starting to wear out on the inside, then.

Yeah, I think so.

Because I have a really weird setup right now.

you're probably

getting a bad cord

you just replaced it

I think it's the actual jack into the phone itself

that I messed up

oh no well if it's a radio shack

you may be able to take it back

no I've had this phone

for a long time

this is the one you bought the new batteries for?

a long time ago

KDK is already

pointing out that I'm too joint to fix my

I think I am I think I'm going to have to call it quits

because this is not going to work out

I think I messed myself up to the point

where I cannot do a show right now.

Oh, now, you've got a hardware problem.

I bet you are definitely messed up,

but that's all right.

You've got a hardware problem.

Okay, call in.

Call in.

There's a little bit of coaching here.

We need a little bit of expert advice

from our sponsor and a guy that's been doing this

for many years, a guy with a lot of experience.

Our man, our mentor, KDK.

We asked that you call in and offer your guidance and blessings.

KDP has been known to operate on several bots.

So, it's not like it's unheard of.

I get it for like 10 seconds.

I mean, not even.

It's not working out, dude.

No, I think I've really, I've officially fucked up the phone.

Well, it's 5 till 10 now.

Or it's actually 3 till 10, so.

Yeah, well, we got another three minutes.

Seriously.

Okay.

There it is.

I can barely get it in.

Ah, damn it.

Hey, is there any chance we can go out to eat or something like that?

Seriously.

Where are we going to go?

Any place at all?

McDonald's.

McDonald's?

You see, that's the whole thing.

We don't have any 24-hour McDonald's around here, do we?

Oh.

You'll go to Tampa for that, huh?

Huh?

Where?

That's weird.

Why the hell do they got them in Tampa and not in Utah?

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

Yeah.

We're not bigger than Tampa.

Tampa's bigger than us.

They have a football team and a hockey team.

There's nothing in Tampa, really, though.

they have more than we do

someone's trying to call me

but I

let me try a really quick fix here

see if I can fix the phone line

and get this caller on here at least

don't get this last call

let's give it a try

hopefully we can get Lego on here

hopefully we can get Lego

and this will go here

and this will go there

you're in the madhouse go ahead

you're Michael your doctor

you're exactly who now

What can I do for you, then, sir?

Whatever.

My shit's fucked up.

I'm busy right now.

Detective Michael from the 8th Precent.

Oh.

I don't know.

I don't know who it was.

Someone's calling.

Someone's calling the toll-free line.

He says he's from the 8th Precent.

That's Zolar.

No, it wasn't Zolar.

It was somebody else, but I fucked up the phone system.

So, all right.

Huh?

It didn't sound like a cop.

It sounded like someone was messing around.

He said...

Detective George Michaels.

stand over i mean hold your hands up yeah well he sounded he sounded too smiley to be a real cop

his cops man yeah man when they come on here man just like when they come to knock on your door

they knock the damn thing off the hinges the same way they are on the phone right exactly well

everybody um we're waiting for lego lego's gonna be okay i gotta update here from lego

He's going to be on within the next

6-4

He's going to be on within the next six to 11 minutes.

Yeah, but within the next five to ten minutes, we'll have Dr. Lego on.

so I'm going to try to flounder here

in the mean time

I'm going to play a song real quick

I'm going to try to fix the phone line

and try to get one more prank call in

let's see if I didn't fuck up the phone too much

hang on, bear with me

listen to this, I'll be right back after

after this

in one moment

I like to party, not because I'm not here.

I've done the shit, and we're moving the fight.

A global strike.

If you want to know about me, we'll let us tell you we're triple trouble, y'all.

We get to bring you up to speed.

The changes are not engine, so the problems after your vision.

You got leverage that ain't got engine.

You're like a fish right with you.

If you want to know about me, we'll let us tell you we're triple trouble, y'all.

Eat your goddamn cereal, and we'll pick a road for you.

Haters, friends, brains.

No beats, I get insane.

Feel to me, get in flames.

I like to chop at the hook.

Okay, milkman.

All right, well, I'm back.

Great success.

But, yeah, I really don't know what I've done

to the phone system here in my studio,

but it's either I'm way too out of it right now to fix it

or it's permanently fucked up.

Do you have a backup phone or a cell phone you can connect?

Yeah, I do, but it would take me too much to figure out.

Yeah, seriously.

At this point, I'm just going to turn it back over to rotation.

How about this? Let's end the show real quick.

quick. It's a little too much right now.

Alright, well, we can give our farewells

if you want to play an outgoing call or something.

Yeah, I guess we can do that.

We got plenty of stuff we can do

here before Zolar shows up. So, everybody

stay in... Now, is Dr. Lego

Show coming next? Exactly.

Dr. Lego Show is coming next.

Yeah, 10-10 right now. He'll be on within

the next 10 minutes, I guess, or whatever.

He's coming on, everybody. Stay tuned.

I've tried everything I can to stay

coherent here, but I've really messed myself up.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. Well, obviously, we're

We're going to have to replace the phone this week.

Apologize to all the listeners, but we've had a major hardware failure.

Exactly.

That's our main line.

We don't have a secondary line.

It happens.

We have a forgiving audience, though.

They know how it goes.

Everybody out there that has these phones know they wear out.

Exactly.

They do wear it after a while, especially as much as we use them here.

So, anyway, you do want to stay tuned for Dr. Lego.

In the meantime, tomorrow you'll have Billy Mirror will be on tomorrow night.

I'm not sure what time.

I'm sure Lego will have that information for us.

So keep listening.

You'll find out.

Wednesday nights, I'd assume KDK would be on at 10 p.m. Eastern.

Again, that's Wednesday nights.

Normally at 10 p.m. Eastern, you have KDK's Psychobabble.

Yeah.

Exactly.

Thursday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern, you have Carlito's Madhouse,

which is my normal show here.

Hell yeah, niggas.

Hell yeah.

That's our normal night, Thursday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

Of course, Zolar is on Friday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern, who called in earlier, or won an only caller.

Saturday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern, you have KDK and his lunatic fringe.

K-Bone is on Sunday nights at 7 p.m. Eastern, followed by Sean Ward's Peanut Punch Radio at 9 p.m. on Sunday nights.

yeah keep in mind Milkman and I hope you're going to be

available of course for this

the 27th of January

we'll have Sean Ward

and me we'll be doing a live

show together here out of

my hometown in Florida

again that's

January 27th

here end of the month

Thursday night it's going to be me Carlito

Milkman

and Sean Ward

from the Sean Ward show normally on Sunday nights

at 9 p.m. Eastern.

For the time being, we're going to call it quits for tonight.

I would gratefully thank everybody for joining us

and who's bared with me.

And hopefully I can get everything fixed up here

before next Thursday night.

Before next Thursday night.

Yeah, and Milkman, I see you're reminding me

Dr. Lego's mental discrepancies is on

before Zolar on Friday nights, correct?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Milkman, are you there?

Milkman.

Now we've lost Milkman.

I cannot hear Milkman.

so Milkman is on

8pm

Dr. Lego is on 8pm

Eastern on Friday nights before Zolar Vision

I apologize

and he'll be on right after

this short musical interlude

he'll be on in just a few minutes

I really need to end this show

we've lost Milkman, we've lost everything

we've lost all control here

but I thank everybody for listening

wow

I'm so messed up with you

I'm totally fucking this all up

Thank you, good night

What do you call yourself, huh?

Como se llama?

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