State of the Union Special

the women the poor all of america's niggas and by that i mean if we can put the nigga vote together

we can bring about great change in this country if we can put the nigga vote together we can bring

about great change in this country it's time for somebody to lead all of america's niggas and by

that i mean the young the black the brown the women the poor all of america's niggas and by

that i mean if we can put the nigga vote together we can bring about great change in this country

if we can put the nigga vote together we can bring about great change in this country

It's time for somebody to lead all of America's niggas.

And by that I mean the young, the black, the brown, the women, the poor.

All of America's niggas.

And by that I mean if we can put the nigga vote together, we can bring about great change in this country.

If we can put the nigga vote together, we can bring about great change in this country.

It's time for somebody to lead.

Operations in Iraq have ended.

The madhouse will return after this.

My fellow Americans.

A message from the President of the United States.

Tonight I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to peace.

The dictator who is assembling the world's most dangerous weapons is here in our own country.

He is the homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction.

He has proven he is capable of any crime.

A tyrant is me.

I have directed members of the administration to support the use of violence against all of you.

I will kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country and across the world.

I resolve to bring sudden terror and suffering with horrible poisons, diseases, gases.

Men and women, boys and girls, thousands of civilians will be killed in a single day.

Murdered at random and without remorse.

My ultimate ambitions are to control the peoples of the United States

and to blackmail the rest of the world with weapons of mass terror.

Weapons of mass destruction.

Destruction. Weapons of mass destruction.

Yes, yes, yes, man. I'll tell you what. Here we are tonight. We're going to witness the ultimate in shell games. Everybody be prepared. Watch the pee, because there's really no pee.

Yeah, well, it's all the same wherever you watch it, but I'm watching it here on CBS,

and someone's already taken it upon themselves to call.

A little early for that, because we've still got a lot of planning to do here.

So not the time to call in just yet, caller.

Hang on.

Let me test to see if the TV line is working.

How's that sound?

All right, you've got us a link up with the satellite.

Yes, that sounds very good.

Is that understandable?

Yeah, I just need to come up just a little bit.

Let me try to get it up.

Let me try to get it up, that's okay.

Hang on, let me try to...

Whoa!

Let me try to re-proportion the microphone and the special little link-up I got here.

Truman is my hero for bombing the Japs!

Truman.

He wanted to nuke the Japs.

Even worse than, uh...

He was, man.

Harry Truman.

the podium, then he'll be introduced.

How's this coming in now?

This is really the night, isn't it, Gloria Borgia?

Okay, well good.

Let me pod that down real quick and I'll keep watching.

And hopefully

the address will start soon.

If not, then I guess we're screwed.

But I'm sure it'll start soon.

They'll start soon. Believe me, man.

They're dying to get out there and start pandering.

I'm sure they are.

So I wonder what's on the...

His polls are below like 20 now.

His popularity.

Freaking nation hates him.

So you drinking a beer while you're going to be listening or watching the address?

Well, hell yes, man.

I got me a Newcastle's brown ale right here.

Great.

Well, I'm smoking weed.

I'm watching all these people shake hands, and I just wonder.

I'm trying to see.

I don't know if you're watching the feed or not.

I can't watch it, so I will rely on your blow-by-blow action.

Well, just a lot of, just pretty much a lot of old people and a lot of old people in military uniforms all happy to see each other.

Yeah.

A lot of things going on, right?

There's a lot of things they can mention, like the whole Iran issue now.

And, of course, the war on terror, as I guess he would call it.

The war on terror.

Oh, yeah, we got a running bet.

How long will it be until he invokes September 11th in his speech?

That's going to be interesting to see.

But we are going to start the time.

And so from the time the speech starts, let me know and I'll start my stopwatch.

Okay, good deal.

I'll give you the go-ahead.

We're going to do it from the time they say,

ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States, time.

You know what I mean?

Right.

And that's when all the clapping starts.

As soon as you say that, right.

As soon as you say that, I'll start the watch.

So everybody in the chat room that wants to put their bid up now,

go ahead and put it in the main chat.

chat and also private message uh either carlito or milkman or maybe he won't you never know he

might not include september 11th it'd be a first you know what that's just like telling me that

the sun won't rise tomorrow exactly well you got a point he's got to invoke it at some point let

me check the he has to justify his position because he has no position the opening salvo

in the midterm elections and the president is better yet that's perfect between the way that

he would lead the country forward okay and suggest as long as we can hear mr president

And then you can talk just right over

It's a good mix

Okay good well we'll continue here

Afterwards yeah we have

Damn it man we have

Yeah we're going to be speaking to

A guest

Political analyst who I've secured

Here for us to call here on PCU

After

Yeah we're not going to do too much

We're only going to play this for like a half hour

And then we're going to do our comments

And then we're going to check in with

With him and with

with a protest live outside the Capitol.

And then finally, we'll do prank calls

until K-Bone takes over.

We estimate that he's going to take over

sometime around 10 to 10.15.

So we will watch out for that.

Yep-er.

We'll watch for his flag here.

And as soon as he pops the flag out,

then we'll wind her down.

Exactly.

And I'm still waiting here to see if we...

They're letting some people out around,

but nobody important yet.

Mrs. Bush is wearing pink today.

What are these faggots doing?

the United States time number one and it will be just enough with all the

standing ovations by the way there's Tom delay making his way in ahead of the

president oh there's a cheeky black man next to Laura Bush cheese I don't know

if you're watching this are you watching this all okay he's got this this cheeky

Cheeky, cheeky black guy.

Cheesemonger.

Yeah.

That's what we call them, Cheesemongers.

Cheesemongers.

A little cheese for your crack.

Oh, look at George W. Bush kissing already.

He loves kissing.

Most definitely.

He's going around kissing people.

He's going around kissing, kissing, yeah.

I think he just kissed a man.

This is the president's constitutional duty to...

It's the president's duty.

Duty.

Speech is a fairly recent innovation.

The president's duty indeed.

A lot of handshakes.

A lot of pats on the back.

Look at this.

Get a hold of him.

Guys, you know, seriously.

This is truly one of the great spectacles, if that's a word for it, in Washington.

That, of course, is the Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist, Dr. Bill Frist.

So hopefully, maybe he'll, I hope he really pokes some jabs at Iran tonight.

And I hope he flubs.

You know, something we can make fun of.

Let's see how well this goes.

Hopefully I'm witty enough to make fun of the president on the fly.

We were going to have Zolar with us, but unfortunately due to technical difficulties, Zolar could not make it.

And the president is still going around shaking everybody's hands.

Boy, I'm not man enough.

I don't know if I would ever even say that.

I'd have to push my hand, maybe cut it off.

I wonder how the chief of staff feel about George.

Do they think he's an idiot, or are they just happy that he has them working at war?

Well, I think they realize he's an idiot, but they know that they're going to get rich.

So they want to, you know, get the bread out the side of the butter.

You know, how much do you want to bet that they bring up, he brings up alternative energy sources like he has for the last four years?

Yeah, and there'll be something about health.

And health, yeah, and he'll never fall, and he's in Africa.

Nothing will do, nothing will happen.

And also, he may still.

Oh, he's getting ready.

He's getting ready.

Hang on.

Since here, our president's first words.

He's at the podium.

Dick Cheney looking elegant as always.

Speaker of the House is there as well.

Right behind him with the gavel.

He'll be using that rather shortly.

Well, this is a big standing ovation.

It's enough is what I said.

Going on longer than we sometimes want.

Now they will gavel.

Members of Congress have the high privilege and the distinct honor of presenting to you the president of the United States.

Ten more minutes of applause.

standing ovation jesus god christ good morning how are you john mccain i'm george w bush

diane feinstein i think it's perfectly reasonable thank you thank you don't mess with texas vice

president cheney members of congress members of the support and diplomatic corps distinguished

guests and fellow citizens today our nation lost a beloved graceful courageous woman who called

America to its founding ideals and carried on a noble dream oh tonight we

are comforted by the hope of a glad reunion with the husband who has taken

so long ago and we are grateful for the good life of Coretta Scott King now ten

more minutes of applause that was a given I should have seen that coming huh

oh he's gotta put that time and the TV is showing every single black center

every single black congressman and member of of Washington the same

They have black people.

I said no, they're wearing makeup.

Every time I'm invited to this rostrum,

I'm humbled by the privilege

and mindful of the history we've seen together.

We have gathered under this Capitol dome

in moments of national mourning

and national achievement.

We have served America

through one of the most consequential periods

of our history, and it has been my honor

to serve with you.

In a system of two parties, two chambers,

and two elected branches,

there will always be differences and debate.

But even tough debates can be conducted in a civil tone.

It shouldn't be a two-party system.

And our differences cannot be allowed to harden into anger.

To confront the great issues before us, we must act in a spirit of goodwill and respect for one another.

And I will do my part.

Except for the faggots.

Tonight, the state of our union is strong, and together we will make it stronger.

Thank you. Good night.

In return for money.

Don't stay out too late.

In this decisive year, you and I will make choices that determine both the future and the character of our country.

We will choose to act confidently in pursuing the enemies of freedom or retreat from our duties in the hope of an easier life.

The enemies of freedom.

We will choose to build our prosperity by leading the world economy or shut ourselves off from trade and opportunity.

In a complex and challenging time, the road of isolationism and protectionism may seem

broad and inviting, yet it ends in danger and decline.

The only way to protect our people, the only way to secure the peace, the only way to control

our destiny is by our leadership, so the United States of America will continue to lead.

We'll continue to fight.

Yes.

And produce your resources.

Yeah.

Approach the American world.

Exactly.

Fuck everybody else.

Oh, there it is.

How long was it?

Seven minutes and 23 seconds.

Seven minutes, 23 seconds, everybody.

There's a WMD.

It looks like Saddam Hussein was looking for weapons of mass destruction.

I think we're still seeking weapons of mass destruction.

Actually, he is using weapons of mass distraction now.

Distraction.

He's using it right now.

Look at John McCain's face.

He's like, whatever.

John McCain should kick George W. Bush's ass.

the advance of freedom is the great story of our time he's a sellout too though in 1945 there were

about two dozen lonely democracies in the world today there are 122 all right we're winning and

we're writing a new chapter in the story of self-government with women lining up to vote

in afghanistan oh boy and millions of iraqis marking their liberty with purple ink that's

a good thing so many americans died for it debating the rights of individuals that was

was worth it and the necessity of freedom at the start of 2006 more than half the people of our

world live in democratic nations and we do not forget the other half in places like syria and

burma china zimbabwe and the ones that were in the united states because of the demands of justice

and the peace of this world require their freedom as well it is now a kingdom

it looks like not all the not all the seat buzzers work that time

No one can deny the success of freedom, but some men react and fight against it.

And one of the main sources of reaction and opposition is radical Islam, the perversion by a few of a noble faith into an ideology of terror and death.

Terrorists like bin Laden are serious about mass murder.

And all of us must take their declared intentions seriously.

In other words, they seek to impose a heartless system of totalitarian control throughout the Middle East and arm themselves with weapons of mass murder.

Their aim is to seize power in Iraq and use it as a safe haven to launch attacks against America and the world.

In Iraq?

Yeah, because that's so close.

That's really close right there.

You want to attack America.

The terrorists have chosen the weapon of fear.

If you want to attack America, you want to do it from Iraq.

They murder children at a school in Basler or blow up commuters in London.

or be heaven-bound captive the terrorists hope these horrors will break our will yeah that makes

it better allowing the violent to inherit the earth and hopefully you'll ignore the heart

in the white house the heart and we will fight to keep it we'll fight to keep his power well now

people now the republicans are standing well now everybody's standing oh my god stand people stand

all the politicians please run that new judge roberts is the slowest i think he's still got

He's got his butt plugged in a little bit tight, so he might be a little stiff.

We cannot find security by abandoning our commitments and retreating within our borders.

If we were to leave these vicious attackers alone, they would not leave us alone.

They would simply move the battlefield to our own shores.

Okay.

There is no peace in retreat, and there is no honor in retreat.

That's what it's all about.

By allowing radical Islam to work its will, by leaving an assaulted world to fend for itself.

Oh, please.

Assaulted world?

We would say to all that we no longer believe in our own ideals.

All of a sudden, they can't take care of themselves.

Or even in our own courage.

But our enemies and our friends can be certain.

The United States will not retreat from the world, and we will never surrender to evil.

Oh, God.

It's war against Satan now.

Don Kerry clapping, standing.

Interesting.

I guess it's more secure for our troops to be abroad than here helping us keep our own border safe.

Dave. It's a harder job to keep people

out of our land, I guess, with all our troops

here than to keep them out with them all

spread out all over the world.

National Guard, you know,

we're going to guard the nation of the world.

God, they couldn't even help the people,

the victims of Katrina. They never would.

We remain on the offensive against terror networks.

We have killed or captured

many of their leaders.

And for the others, their day will come.

We remain on the offensive in Afghanistan.

It's on, bitch.

We're a fine president in a National Assembly

Fine president, my ass.

An oil patsy of his.

So he can fix the problem he started.

Help us with that here first.

striking terrorist targets while we train Iraqi forces that are increasingly capable of defeating

the enemy. Iraqis are showing their courage every day. And we are proud to be their allies in the

cause of freedom. No terrorists left behind. No terrorists left behind. No terrorists left alive.

I'm absolutely adamantly opposed to that. Only the ones in the White House.

Because our enemy is brutal. But that brutality has not stopped the dramatic progress of a new

democracy in less than three years the nation has gone from dictatorship to liberation to

sovereignty to a constitution to national elections at the same time our coalition has

been relentless in shutting off terrorist infiltration clearing out insurgent strongholds

and turning over territory to iraqi security forces i am confident in our plan for victory

i am confident in the will of the iraqi people i am confident in the skill and spirit of our

military fellow citizens in this fight to win and we are winning the only win is coming out of your

face there buddy yeah you know what the the right side of the building is standing i'm serious the

left side is still sitting maybe you got some garlic here on the spaghetti maybe the wind is

blowing off his ass take our troops home as we make progress on the ground and iraqi forces

Man, have you ever heard of the fall of Saigon?

Speaking of Saigon in the chair.

When we leave, they're going to take over Baghdad like nothing.

Yeah, we have.

Once again, that's a one half of the floor is standing, the other half is not.

Seriously, I'm telling you.

Oh, my God.

Our coalition has learned from our experience in Iraq.

We've adjusted our military tactics

And changed our approach to reconstruction

Along the way we have benefited

From responsible criticism and counsel

Offered by members of congress

Here we go

In the coming year I will continue to reach out

And seek your good advice

Yet there is a difference between

Responsible criticism

That aims for success

And defeatism that refuses to acknowledge

Anything but failure

Hindsight alone is not wisdom

Oh, so now I'm sorry.

Heaven forbid we talk bad about you, Mr. President, and point out every time you fuck up.

I'm sorry, please.

Don't point out when I make mistakes.

...so much in the balance, those of us in public office have a duty to speak with candor.

A sudden withdrawal of our forces from Iraq would abandon our Iraqi allies to death in prison,

would put men like bin Laden and Zarqawi in charge of a strategic country,

and show that a pledge from America means little.

but not that's going to control iraq from his cave

our nation has only one option we must keep our word defeat our enemies and stand behind the

american military in this vital mission what mission is that again i think the mission is

called take over the world and kill the world wasn't it stop the guy with the weapons of mass

the guy with members of mass destruction to giving people democracy our men and women in

uniform are making sacrifices. We're in the war of honor. And showing a sense of duty stronger than

all fear. They know what it's like to fight house to house in a maze of streets. To wear heavy gear

in the desert heat. Because my dad is helping how to do it. And those who know the cost also

know the stakes. Oh god stakes. But we all remember that Saddam Hussein was supported by the first

bush. He left behind a letter to his family. They were mad at him. But his words could just

just as well be addressed to every American.

Here's what Dan wrote.

I know what honor is.

It has been an honor to protect and serve all of you.

I faced death with the secure knowledge that you would not have to.

Never falter.

Don't hesitate to honor and support those of us who have the honor of protecting

that which is worth protecting.

He's talking about his fellow troops, not you.

Sergeant Dan, Clay's wife, Lisa, and his mom and dad, Sarah, Joe, and Blake.

He honestly wrote this about me.

He meant that about his family

And his friends in arms

His brothers

And then write that to George W. Bush

Who is that cheeky black guy

Next to Laura Bush

He's so happy

I don't know

I think it's her servant

Very good there

Mrs. Bush

Okay boss

Chick over there crying

Well good for them

I feel sad that he had to die in this war

and it's a tremendous thing that he made such a sacrifice.

And it's an even more tremendous thing that Bush has exploited.

Our nation is grateful to the fallen who live in the memory of our country.

We're grateful to all who volunteered to wear our nation's uniform.

And as we honor our brave troops,

let us never forget the sacrifices of America's military families.

That's right. I can't make fun of that.

Hell no.

They wouldn't have nothing if it wasn't for all those poor people.

No, sir.

If you're a freaking rich politician, your kids need to go into the military, son.

That's right.

Everyone's Saigon, man.

...involves more than military action.

Oh, Saigon's gay.

Ultimately, the only way to defeat the terrorists is to defeat their dogish hatred and fear.

No, he hasn't really accepted his own sexual change.

You know, he's still a bitch inside, you know.

And peaceful change.

So he wants to, like, pick our units.

The United States of America supports democratic reform across the broader Middle East.

Tonight, the truth is this.

Elections are vital.

We don't need to worry about it.

But they're only the beginning.

Raising up a democracy requires the rule of law, protection of minorities, and strong, accountable institutions that last longer than a single vote.

The great people of Egypt have voted in a multi-party presidential election.

You guys are kidding me.

And now their government should open the ass of peaceful opposition.

Yeah, we're going to do a great job of that one.

The Palestinian people have voted in elections.

Oh, yeah.

And now the leaders of Hamas must recognize Israel, disarm, reject terrorism, and work for lasting peace.

Cut off their aid.

He definitely is not going to go against Israel.

He's stupid.

Yeah, but he's definitely not going to be a friend of the new Palestinian government.

He can't be.

He'll be siding against Israel.

I know.

He's really fucked.

We're all really fucked over there.

Saudi Arabia is taking the first steps to reform.

Now it can offer its people a better future by pressing forward with those efforts.

Like getting rid of the kids.

Saudi Arabia, help reform!

Yeah.

That's the best lie tonight.

Because they will reflect the traditions of their own citizens.

How many, real quickly, how many of the hijackers are from Saudi Arabia?

Thank you.

Liberty is the right and hope of all humanity.

How much money have these people given Bush?

Thank you.

How many other women are forced to hide their faces and not be allowed to be in public?

Uh-huh, exactly.

A nation now held hostage by a small clerical elite that is isolating and repressing its

people.

Ah, the Saudi family.

The regime of Iran sponsors terrorists in the Palestinian territories and in Lebanon,

and that has come to an end.

The Saudi royal family.

No, they suck about Iran, yeah.

But Saudi Arabia's no much better anyway.

Well, they're both in the same block, though.

The Iranian government is defying the world with its nuclear ambitions, and the nations

of the world must not permit

the Iranian regime to gain nuclear

weapons. Because you

pissed them off, you moron.

Because when Clinton was in power

and we had trouble with them

for the same reasons, they didn't go this

far. You had to open your big fat mouth,

didn't you? You had to go in there like

a can of water. Same thing with North

Korea.

We can turn this thing on.

Tonight, let me speak directly to the citizens

of Iran. Oh, Jesus.

America respects you and we respect

We respect your country, but we're going to fuck you up.

We respect your right to choose your own future and win your own freedom.

Don't mess with Texas.

And our nation hopes one day to be the closest of friends with a free and democratic Iran.

Oh, Lord, here we go.

So he practically just told Iran that we're going to be taking over their government soon and imposing what we think is right or wrong.

In our world, we must also take the offensive.

Well, that's not what I said.

I always said I'm going to talk to the citizens first.

While covertly, we've already been bombing ass probably the last six months, maybe a year.

Man.

For everybody to die.

And we let all our friends in New Orleans drown.

And we let the Africans who are dying of AIDS go without medicine.

And the genocide continues.

It all leads back to terror.

And raise all your prescription costs as well.

reform. For people everywhere, the

United States is a partner for a better

life. Shortchanging these efforts

would increase the suffering and chaos

of our world, undercut our

long-term security, and dull the conscience

of our country. Our urge, members

of Congress, to serve the interests of America

by showing the

compassion of America.

Our country must also remain on the offensive

against terrorism here at home.

The enemy has not lost

the desire or capability

ability to attack us. Then we're going to choose back. Fortunately, this nation has

superb professionals in law enforcement, intelligence, the military, and homeland security. These

men and women are dedicating their lives, protecting us all, and they deserve our support

and our thanks. So bring them back. And they don't need any armor, so we'll just let them

all get the fuck blown out. Yeah, maybe a little bit of armor, maybe a little bit of

upgrades in their Humvees. Humvee is not a fighting vehicle either. It is not, it's

a transport vehicle yes it is that's correct they also deserve the same tools they already

use to fight drug trafficking and organized crime so i ask you to reauthorize the patriot act

give me my powers oh you know what there is definitely on internet from america listen

definitely a few people on the left wing attacks of september the 11th a few people stood up though

No, a few of them stood up.

A few of them stood up.

We now know that two hijackers in the United States

placed telephone calls to al-Qaeda operatives overseas.

But we did not know about their plans until it was too late.

So to prevent another attack,

based on authority given to me by the Constitution and by statute,

I have authorized a terror surveillance program

to aggressively pursue the international communications

of suspected al-Qaeda operatives and affiliates

to and from america previous presidents have used the same constitutional authority i have

and federal courts have approved the use of that authority appropriate members of congress have

been kept informed the terrorist surveillance program has helped prevent terrorist attacks

it remains essential to the security of america if there are people inside our country who are

talking with al-qaeda we want to know about it because we will not sit back and wait to be hit

Hey, and once again, ladies and gentlemen, one side of the room is up, one side is not.

We just showed Hillary Clinton shaking her head at President Bush, who may possibly be the next president.

Ms. Hillary Clinton, Robin Clinton, Senator.

From the disruption of terror networks, to victory in Iraq, to the spread of freedom and hope in troubled regions,

we need the support of our friends and allies to draw that support we must always be clear on our

principles and willing to act the only alternative to american leadership is a dramatically more

dangerous and anxious world yet we also choose to lead because it is a privilege to serve the

values that gave us birth american leaders from roosevelt to truman to kennedy to reagan

oh don't even invoke kennedy because they knew that america is always more secure when freedom

is on the march. He has no right to even say the words Kennedy or Roosevelt in a

speech. Against a determined enemy. A war that will be fought by presidents of

both parties who will need steady bipartisan support. Presidents of both parties?

Okay. Right. I ask for yours. Together let us protect our country. Support the men

and women who defend us. Bring them home. And lead this world toward freedom. Lead

this country to freedom. Exactly. Impeachment will free us. Impeachment will free us. Impeach Bush.

Step down and you shall be free.

Oh, he's going to get a sippy of water.

There's his first water sip.

Here at home, America also has a great opportunity.

What do you mean, that's vodka?

We will build the prosperity of our country by strengthening our economic leadership in the world.

Our economy is healthy and diverse.

Yeah, because I got a job, bitch.

And growing faster than other major industrialized nations.

I'm unemployed, too.

In the last two and a half years, America has created 4.6 million new jobs.

More than Japan and the European Union combined.

Wow, great. That's so awesome. I feel so much better now.

For corporate CEOs.

For corporate CEOs and janitors.

...higher energy prices and natural disasters.

The American people have turned in an economic performance that is the envy of the world.

The American economy is preeminent, but we cannot afford to be complacent.

Okay, wait a minute.

In a dynamic world economy.

So there's nothing to fix in the American economy whatsoever.

And this creates uncertainty, which makes it easier to feed people's fears.

fears. So we're seeing some old temptations return. Protectionists want to escape competition

pretending that we can keep our high standard of living while walling off our economy. Others

say that the government needs to take a larger role in directing the economy, centralizing

more power in Washington and increasing taxes. We hear claims that immigrants are somehow

bad for the economy, even though this economy could not function without them.

Who would empty our trash?

It'd be hard to get a salad without them.

That's right.

Who would we have FEMA here for then?

Yeah.

Hopefully the hurricanes will wipe them all out.

Hurricanes.

All these are forms of economic retreat.

Economic retreat.

In the same direction toward a stagnant and second-rate economy.

Tonight I will set out a better path, an agenda for a nation that competes with confidence,

an agenda that will raise standards of living and generate new jobs.

Right.

Americans should not fear our economic future

because we intend to shape it.

Keeping America competitive

begins with keeping our economy growing.

That's not supposed to scare me.

And our economy grows when Americans have more of their own money

to spend, save, and invest.

In the last five years,

the tax relief you passed has left

$880 billion in the hands of

American workers, investors,

small businesses, and families.

And CEOs.

And they have used it to help produce more than four years

of uninterrupted economic growth.

The richest 15%.

That's right.

Look at Enron.

Yeah.

As long as those rich people have their tax cuts.

Halliburton now runs the world.

In the next few years.

If we do nothing, American families will face a massive tax increase

they do not expect and will not welcome.

Because America needs more than a temporary expansion.

We need more than temporary tax relief.

We hate the blacks.

That's why we're wiping out New Orleans.

That's right.

No black people left in New Orleans.

There are no people on the Democrat side who are clapping whatsoever.

The rest of them are standing.

Keeping America competitive requires us to be good stewards of tax dollars.

Every year in my presidency, we've reduced the growth of non-security discretionary spending.

Reduced the growth.

And last year, you passed bills that cut this spending.

Okay, well, we're going to cut it off here.

This year, my budget will cut it again and reduce or eliminate more than 140 programs.

To cut it off, my friend.

I'm about ready to throw up.

okay that's enough of that so there it is everybody that is uh your president and what was

um i guess the first uh two-thirds probably we got through of his state of the union address

milton in the onion state of the any any uh ideas on that well i it's obvious that the

electric buzzers were only wired for half of the house the other people actually you know have

have armor plating on their ass so they weren't jumping up during every every little uh applause

pitch that he had not for much not for much okay well as promised we're going to go ahead and get

a hold of uh who is it now i gotta find the dude uh okay yeah uh we're gonna get a hold of our um

special guest analyst on the phone just one moment let me get my phone card excellent man

Man, we've got some serious guests here tonight, man.

Oh, yes.

Madhouse has been taking some major strides forward here with PCU, man.

Yeah, PCU's been great, yes.

Daily shows.

I mean, you know, the Stadium Onion show.

Daytime shows, City Union.

Exactly, exactly.

So let me, give me a second here real quick.

Okay, let me play a little bit of Louis Black here,

and I'm going to get us a hold of, we're going to get a hold of our political analyst.

You gotta change that, man.

You cannot play Louis Black, or we will be taken off here.

You have to make it Louis White Guy.

Louis White Man.

Yeah.

Hang on, we got a caller here.

Give me a second.

Let me put this guy on.

You're on the air.

Yo, man.

Bush sucks.

Yeah, well, that's what they say.

Well, I'm a consummate journalist, and I'm not going to make any type of opinion, of course,

but you can probably figure out where I fall.

So you're not a Bush fan yourself, then, eh?

No.

All right.

Yeah, not.

Yeah, no?

Yes or no?

No, I hate Bush.

You hate Bush?

But, yeah, Saigon's a tool.

You should see some of the comments he's writing.

Oh, yeah, Saigon's just always doing stuff like that.

You're new to it all, but, yeah, Saigon's an interesting person.

That's correct.

Enjoy what you can.

He opposes to get attention.

Yeah, we're going to do some calls here in a bit.

We've got two calls that we're going to have to do,

and then we're going to do a few prank calls,

and we're going to call it a night.

We're not going to be on for too much longer,

but we'll do a few things here for the next few years.

Here are K-Bone and Crazy Talk, first episode coming up tonight.

All right, man.

We'll catch you later.

All right, peace.

Bye.

Yeah, actually, I'm seeing in the chat, I don't know if you see,

but it looks like K-Bone's not going to make it tonight.

He's not going to make it?

No.

KDK said no Crazy Talk tonight, so I guess K-Bone's not going to make it

or maybe he's just a little sick or tired or something.

Well, remember, he works.

He does.

He did warn us that he works on this night and that he comes home really tired.

He may be wore out, man.

Yeah, he might be.

He might be.

It's possible.

That's entirely possible.

So hang on.

Listen to Lewis White here, as you said.

Yes.

We'll call.

Listen to this.

We want your coffee here already.

Yeah, listen to this real quick, and I'll come back with our guest analyst right quick after that.

Hang on.

Bush loves Negroes.

It's amazing.

I've never seen anything quite like this administration.

And for those of you who are Republicans and you think what I'm about to do is disturbing and not fair, go listen to the stuff that I did about Clinton, okay?

If you want to elect George Bush, that's the prick I'm going to yell about.

If you want to elect John Kerry, I'll be yelling about him.

My problem is with authority.

The balance is one dollar.

It is the first war that I know of that we are having the discussion that we should have had before the war afterwards.

You know, when he...

Why the Democrats are having trouble, because they didn't do shit. They died.

Hello?

Yeah, how you doing? This is Carlito over here. What's going on, man?

Hey, Carlito, what's up, man?

Not much. Well, thank you very much for being on. I'm assuming you've seen what we've seen so far of the State of the Union.

And I'm watching it, yeah.

Well, have you noticed that there's a lot more instances than I'm used to seeing

where it looks like the right side, perhaps, let's say, of the building

is the only one standing up while everybody else is just kind of sitting down?

It's a strictly partisan year.

The Democrats aren't happy with any of the Bush reforms.

He's not really done anything for the Democratic Party in his six years of office.

Yeah, and he's not doing much here in terms of extending an olive branch to them.

Let me ask you this.

Now, what do you take of his comments on Iran regarding his direct message to the people of Iran that they should,

I guess I'm trying to, I was commenting at the same time with something towards they're going to be getting a democratic government.

Do you think we're going to see some action here or some intensified talk about possible military involvement in Iran?

Iran? Unfortunately, I do. I do think we're going to do something in Iran. It'll go to

the United Nations and the Security Council. They won't do anything to satisfy Bush. He's

bloodthirsty, and he wants to conquer the Mideast. He mentioned a small clerical elite

oppressing the country. I don't see how that's any different than Bush and his conservative

Christians oppressing the rest of America by stopping abortion, by stopping homosexual

homosexual marriages and by oppressing us to make them make us accept their view all right

the the american taliban as i like to i've heard it said and i really like that term for it the

american taliban give all the rich boys tax exactly so and giving all the rich boys tax

customers everybody all of them seem to be happy about the tax cut talk but there it is they must

be the 4.6 million getting a job yeah unemployment down everywhere in america there's no place that

has a job, and if it is,

it's a copper-white collar job.

Yeah, exactly. It's nothing to scream

about. What is he comparing us to

the European Union and to Japan?

I mean, it's just really, come on, man.

You really need to get your head out of your ass.

And as I'm trying to say, he seems to

think that it's better or

easier to protect our borders with our troops

abroad, you know, being tied up

in different theaters of war

unnecessarily, instead of

them being here, you know, protecting us as they

should be so i mean there's there's a difference i don't a lot of contradictions the fall of new

orleans well it makes sense when the troops come back from overseas they come home and there's no

jobs here unemployment's going to skyrocket oh yeah he keeps them over there he's keeping you

know he's uh borrowing from peter to pay paul exactly he just can't do it that's why he has

another war going in iran iraq uh then we're going to go to north korea it's the axis of evil

born. He told us two or three years ago

and now he's doing it.

Well, fair enough. That's good enough. I thank you very much

for your comments. Am I allowed to say who this

is in the chat room or should I just keep it

private between you and I? Sure, you're more

than free to. This is Nobody

from the chat room. That is your name. I'm not trying to

be a guy. Hey, thank you very much.

Thank you, Carl. Very cool to talk to you

on this end and we hope to hear again from you

in the future, man. Keep up the good fight,

bro. Alright, peace out, man. Later.

Awesome. That was Nobody,

a rather new member to PC

you. And he told me

that he's involved a lot

in politics and he's a bit

of a politician

himself. Not a

politician, but a politic expert. So I

decided to have him on and get his

view on things. Bush is

still going. A lot of applause going on still

and I have no idea where they're talking. I should have

really turned on the closed captioning.

But it's just me here and my kitty

cats next to me. Hey, Chloe.

Chloe's having a great time.

right here too oh yeah they must know they must know okay so let's go ahead and call our our

second and final uh a guest call for the night we're gonna call my girlfriend thena who's normally

in the chat room when i'm in or you know of course as you all know uh she is out of town she is on a

five-month stay in dc uh working in the political realm and she's actually live right now we're

We're going to call her.

She's going to be live in D.C. across the street from the building where the president is,

across the street from the Capitol building where the president is right now with all these people doing this State of the Union address.

And we'll see what's going on.

They're doing a protest for Bush to step down from office.

So let me get that on the line.

Hang on.

Let's see what's going on over there.

Give me a second, guys, and we'll check in with her.

We'll say hi to her and see what's going on over there on that end, and then we'll do some prank calls and we'll call it a night.

Sound good, Milkman?

That sounds great, man.

If you ain't got nothing to listen to and you need to fix, man, go to airamerica.com.

Airamerica.com.

All the latest things.

That's right.

Keep yourself informed.

That's right.

Hang on, folks.

We'll be right back with the next call.

Come out and pull your pants down.

And they squat and they take a massive shit right in front of you.

Right in front of your Republican eyes.

They are taking a massive shit.

They're doing it, and they're sitting, and they're sniffing it, and then they stand back and proudly go.

Then someone like the former Secretary of the Treasury comes along and goes, or Richard Clark, who's the security guy.

I mean, the list is fucking endless of people.

And the person in question will go, well, you know, that's very unethical of you to say that.

Let me try that one more time.

That is obviously fertilizer un-fucking-leavable. The 9-11 Commission, which was established to look into this, which wasn't going to be established, okay, because...

How loud is it over there? My God. Can you hear me? Athena, can you hear me?

There's something screaming here.

Yeah. Excellent. Bush, step down, they're saying. That is awesome.

The world can't wait.

Let's play both of them at the same time here. Hang on. See if I can get them both to come.

Does people sound absolutely angry, don't they?

They sound very, very pleased to have him as president.

They're very happy with what's...

I think they just want him to relax and go smoke a doobie or something.

Yeah, apparently. Let's go back to that.

They sound pretty happy.

They sound pretty satisfied with his performance.

You can hear me?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay, well, we played about a half hour of it and commented.

How many people are there? A lot of people? A few hundred, and they're all, are there any counter-protesters there right now?

Did you see anybody entering and leaving the Capitol?

No, no.

That sounds awesome.

That's very awesome, it's very awesome that so many people showed up there. That's cool.

I know, it's great, they're strumming, they're chanting, they're dancing around, there's a wonderful way of like protest time.

It's really awesome to be here

Good

Tell her worldcantwait.org

Hang on Milkman what did you say

Say what to her now

Tell her worldcantwait.org

That's the protest

Worldcantwait.org

Okay well Fina I'll let you go

So you can continue enjoying that then

That's very awesome audio though

No problem

Okay love you

We love you Fina

Bye

society depends on course that what an honor you imagine that man you hear all those people out

there just yelling at that building bus step down this is this is history in the making and she's a

part of history right yeah she's very lucky to be in the position she's in that's why i want to let

her go i didn't want to have her tired of talking to stupid old me you know what i mean that is

really really cool okay yeah she is a part of history and uh she's actually you know a part

of the majority now i mean at 28 or less uh you know uh support levels for bush and cheney yeah

i mean uh she's definitely in the majority now she is she is and she's right in the middle she's

in washington right in the middle of all this man it's i wish it was it was um historic times in a

in a different realm you know what i mean yeah better times marks the official retirement of

a very special american for 24 years of faithful service to our nation the united states is

is grateful to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor.

Oh, she's stepping down today.

Yeah, they put in that bastard.

They put in Alito?

Yes, they did.

They put him in.

We're fucked.

Yeah, man, that sucks for a lot of people.

Sucks for this nation.

That sucks for this nation.

That sucks for fucking everything, man.

The whole world.

If you like abortion, if you like homosexual rights,

if you like rights in general, civil rights,

the world is a lot less of a nicer place right now, that's for sure.

Well, if you don't like me to be spying on them, then who's not the guy we should have picked?

Yeah, that's true.

Okay, let's pot him down real quick.

Creating or implanting embryos for experiments.

Hang on, hang on.

Creating human-animal hybrids, and buying, selling, or patenting human embryos.

Oh, you asshole.

Human life is a gift from our creator, and that gift should never be discarded, devalued, or put up for sale.

Who? Discard my life, motherfucker. I'm diabetic. If it was for stem cell research, I might have a new pancreas by now, you son of a bitch.

How would you even be able to get insulin, man?

Exactly.

It has to be manufactured.

It has to be manufactured from animals originally. What the hell would I do? Would I die, you son of a bitch?

It's because you want your normal...

uh oh

especially after hearing our broadcast

hang on

crook

except for you

yeah

let him do whatever he wants

whatever

they could do so much more

for so many people

blind people

people with spinal injuries

People with all types of illnesses.

Diabetes like myself.

Stem cells are like the programmable cells, people.

You know what I mean?

When you're born, you're born with a certain amount of stem cells.

And those stem cells can become any type of cell.

They can become brain cells.

They can become spinal cord cells.

They can become skin cells.

They can be programmed.

They have special qualities.

And stuff like that can be used to regenerate.

You can regenerate someone's organs that are failing.

You have so many people on these waiting lists,

people who die waiting for organs,

people who suffer,

and Parkinson's disease.

There are so many things out there

that people could literally be saved with,

and the only thing against it right now

are these radical right-wing religious people

who have a problem with it because it's a life.

Well, it's not a life.

It's an embryo, dude.

It's a cell, man.

It's a cell.

We're talking about cells, man.

It is not a life until they're born, man.

Exactly.

There is no baby until they're born.

Exactly.

If you came out not breathing or managed to be revived like Prankmaster,

fortunately, then you may be alive.

But until then, you're not alive.

Yeah.

So anyway, let me...

I guess what else he's going to be talking about tonight, we're probably not going to go back to, but he's supposed to be talking about, I understand, he's going to be bringing up that America needs to end its addiction to oil.

Now, this is coming from the guy who, I believe, what is his family is an oil family, is that correct?

His mom, his dad?

His whole family, yes, and they are actually involved deeply with the whole scandal that goes on in the Middle East every day with the Saudi royal family.

I want to see the vice president stand up and clap to that when he's, let me see, involved with Halliburton?

Africans live with HIV.

And half of all AIDS cases occur among African Americans.

I ask Congress to reform and reauthorize the Ryan White Act.

White?

Well, there's something to name it, the Ryan White Act.

That's close to Aryan White, isn't it?

Isn't that just an A away from Aryan White?

Did he really say Ryan White?

Because you added A at the beginning, and that's a whole different thing.

We will also lead a nationwide effort, working closely with African American churches and faith-based groups

to deliver rapid HIV tests to millions, end the stigma of AIDS,

and come closer to the day when there are no new infections in America.

Okay. Those stem cells can really help with that.

Do you still have that call I sent you about that lady?

Yes, I do. I do have that. We can play that later.

Yeah.

So anyway, in Saigon saying we can't have people living forever,

well, it's not people living forever, but it's people not dying of diseases

that something can be done about.

It's having a quality of life until you do that.

Exactly.

Exactly, man.

You know, passing away.

Yeah.

The thing is, okay, everybody started from one cell.

You've got two gametes, okay?

There's a sex cell, the sperm and an egg.

Right.

They join together, and they make the very first cell.

Right.

Every cell that divides out of that are from T-cells that formulate, make all the cells for your skin, for your brain, for your bones.

They're all made originally from this first, like, Play-Doh, like, could be molded to any type of cell, the T-cell.

and it's nothing it's not even a living uh it's not even a living being yes it's cells

yeah that's all they're talking about is just the ability to take his play-doh of cells and

formulate new things and ways to save human beings they're suffering in this world today

or will suffer that's true that's true well there it is well hey let's um let's just let's knock out

a few prank calls here it's now 10 o'clock eastern yeah let's do one or two prank calls real quick

quick let's see what's going on out there let's see if we can catch people off guard not paying

attention uh i'm my plan is i'm going to call someone and tell them that uh i'm going to ask

them whether or not they're listening to um listening to the uh to the address and if they're

not i'm going to accuse them of of being on patriotics on patriotic on patriotic yeah that's

crazy it really makes me happy to hear athena having such a good time with that protest isn't

Isn't that awesome?

I tell you what, man, I'm very proud of her, man.

I say you have a very, very intelligent, open-minded woman,

and you ought to very well be proud, man.

I think that you'll have a great future with her, man,

because she's intelligent, man.

She's not going to buy hook, line, and sinker what's being fed to everybody

through TV and Fox.

She's got a mind.

It's over, actually.

Look at this.

It was a different kind of a State of the Union speech, and that's exactly what he gave.

It was, Bob.

The first half of the speech sounded an awful lot like an inaugural speech.

It was a grand vision of the president's foreign policy.

He forgot it was in his inauguration speech.

I just found my inaugural speech, and I thought I'd add some more words to it, slap it all.

Half the work this time.

I lost my original inaugural speech.

I had to have one written at the last moment.

so uh because i got high because i got high but that's okay you see because i'm a prison wanted

to make a mark saying i am not a lame duck talking about issues like energy independence

saying he wanted to make the tax cuts permanent and devoting quite a lot of time to this issue

of competitiveness speaking to families and parents fuck you your permanent tax cuts my ass

all right let's call the crazy eight ball saloon we can call the crazy eight ball saloon this is

This is an old number that Lonesome Loser sent me in the past.

He's not up now.

He's not available.

But we'll give them a call.

I'll see if they've been playing those reps.

I heard somebody call that the other night, man.

These guys are.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

They are wild over there, dude.

Yeah.

Somebody called the other night.

Those people are crazy, man.

Okay.

Well, let's do it.

Some old bitch will probably cuss you out.

So good.

Good.

Let's do it.

Ease her into it and then slide it in home.

Slide it in.

I'll put a little cable on the tip.

There you go.

Well, help.

Forget that, man.

All right.

Griefs

Yeah, hey look I want to ask you a question you guys playing the

President talking over there. I can't hear a word this thing. Hold on. I want damn it. Hold on one minute

Okay, damn it. I said damn it

Are you guys playing the the speech the president speaking there is I'm gonna come in and drink and watch the president speak

Are you guys the president's on TV? How come you're not playing it?

Well my name is Bruce

I'm in town I want to come down for a beer

But I heard you guys weren't playing

The president talking

What are you some kind of Nazis

Hey you fat bitch what's so funny

You un-American bitch

Hey I'll push you in the fucking mouth

I'll push her in the mouth

What the fuck was that

I'll push that damn long neck ball down your throat

I'll push her mouth

I'll push her mouth down you bitch

Yeah

That was great

um who else can we call paul dork oh i have a paul dork okay paul dork's probably not watching

that shit call yeah call him up there and uh you know find out if uh bush loves negroes

yeah i don't know about that hang on let me see here dirty jigs

cafe and bar blah blah blah the weed doctor the weed man we're gonna do one more call here folks

Folks, before we leave, we'll do one more call.

Who can I call?

Oh, I have a George Bush.

Let's call him.

We've got a gentleman by the name of George Bush.

George Bush.

Maybe it's his dad.

Who knows?

Let's see what happens.

Maybe it's not Bush.

Exactly.

Maybe this is the real George Bush.

Hang on, folks.

We'll find out.

I have to say that before that word started, I listened to everything.

I listened to both sides constantly.

I kept a constant visual in front of that TV.

I read everything I could get my hands on.

And after I listened to both sides, I became completely immobile.

The days before the war began, I basically lay on my couch and shit my pants.

It's my firm belief, and maybe I'm nuts, that it's the most ambivalent this country has ever felt, at least in my lifetime, about going into war.

And that wasn't a question of being behind our troops or not.

It's nonsense.

We had every right to be ambivalent, you know, because of the war.

Yes, good evening, sir.

Well, I was actually kind of curious.

Is this Mr. Bush I'm speaking with?

Hey, asshole.

Don't try to be smart.

How come you're not watching the State of the Union address, you asshole?

Hey.

Son of a bitch.

We've been spying on your ass, boy.

I guess so.

Well, guess what?

I'm tired.

I started doing a show today at 4, and I finished at 7, and I took a two-hour break, and then

we did a whole hour of comments and whatnot, but that was the experiment, and I think it

went rather well.

and I'm going to call it a night

because I'm pranked out. I already did a bunch of prank

calls today earlier.

Can you play that call I sent you about

the lady a while back

from The Voice that had

the thing with unemployment, etc.

And maybe play the 1984

song, please.

Let me see

if I can find those.

I'll find them and I'll play them.

No problem. Another thing

I was going to say was

Because, yeah, K-Bone, I guess, will not be on tonight.

So the night is free.

I'm not going on anymore, but I don't know if Zolara is going to go on

or Dr. Lego might show up later.

I don't know what the hell.

K-Bone, you may expect an important call from a special guest here in a minute

when he messaged me and he says he wants to talk to you.

Who's that?

It's a longtime PCU personality.

A longtime PCU personality who might be calling in.

Yeah, he just messaged me, and he said he wants a call.

Well, tell me on the message.

I want a call in.

Tell me who it was on the message, and I'll see if we can wait for him.

I don't know.

Yeah, I'm sorry, man.

He just messaged me.

I told him to call now.

I'm getting a toll-free number.

Who was it?

Tell me.

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

Um, oh, really?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Okay.

Well.

I'm messaging back.

You better call.

Well, now Carlita's waiting.

No.

I don't know.

Probably it is.

I don't know.

Don't worry about it at this point.

I don't think the trophy line is even up right now.

I think I turned it off.

We keep getting some.

Yeah.

Don't worry.

That's what?

Tell them the cast is Thursday.

Tell them the cast is Thursday, dude.

All right.

Anyway, so that's that.

Yeah, we're going to call it a night then.

I'm going to play those two tracks.

They got the 1980, shit, what song was it now?

1984.

George Orwell, it's about how the United States will become just like George Orwell's movie.

And the other one is called The Voice.

It's a really moving call of a normal citizen of the United States and what we're all going through.

Okay.

Got it.

Got them both.

Found them both, my brother.

So we're playing right now.

And when you go out, man, for the last thing,

play that thing you played for me earlier with the rap thing at the very beginning where they took and cut that up.

Dude, that was fucking spooky.

Oh, the State of the Union thing?

Yeah, Madman said that to me.

That's from the exhibit.

He's a rapper.

Put those three things on, yeah.

Play the first two I asked, and then close it with the scary thing.

Okay.

All right.

We can do that.

Hang on.

Let me make sure I can find the right.

Okay.

Good deal.

Okay.

We'll do those.

Those three are coming up right now.

Super.

Okay.

Well, everybody, stay tuned for a few little ditties here, and then we'll turn it over

to rotation and then to anybody

else who wants to pick up

whether it be Zola or Lego, KDK

not KDK because he's got a show tomorrow I doubt

he's going to go on, like I said

Cable normally goes on Tuesday nights but he can't make it

tonight, we just came on to do this

special 9

9 o'clock State of the Union thing so

we're out, thank you to

everybody who contributed, my girlfriend

Athena she's not listening but thank you for

letting us hear the protests

right in front of the Capitol building

and yeah that was

cool and to nobody in the chat room

thank you very much for your comments

everybody who joined us in chat thank you very much

at kdkprankcalls.com

and that would be it

so we'll catch you guys here

Thursday don't forget KDK's

on tomorrow night be sure to listen

to that watch the chat room

because I am sending you a link

to all of the things that you need to know

make sure you're aware of how your

feelings are being stolen every moment

we'll do that everybody

and yeah Madhouse Live

KDKPrintCalls.com

and Fartsteam.com

Heck yeah, man. Let me give out my big shout out

to Madman, the wonderful man

who lets us beat the hell out of each other in the chat room

and come back and shake hands.

Also to Dr. Lego who gives

our voice our ability to

reach out there and tickle your

hearts. Also,

KDK, the benevolent,

wonderful sponsor who created

this whole crazy genre and

allows us gracefully to

to be a part of this great creation that is PCU.

And all of us, all of us definitely out there at PCU as listeners,

we love you all.

You all, we do it for you.

Madhouse is here for you.

That's right.

Well said, Milkman.

And Milkman, thank you as always, man.

It's good to have you on with me, man.

I love you like a brother, my friend.

It's my pleasure, man.

It's an honor.

Yeah.

And nobody's saying Cindy Sheehan is screwed.

She was there, but anyway.

All right.

We're out of here.

Later, dude.

Bye, everybody.

All right.

Peace out.

Straight to hell

Hell yeah

I was the new millennium

It's 1984

Mr. Orwell from the grave

Adding freshness to the page

Just be our president

Because it ended this war

To 1984

Received 9.37am

Tuesday, March 2nd

Two minutes

Listen, press zero

I'm promising myself not to cry

But I'm still worried about things that are going on

on in the current events, and I'm wondering, has anybody noticed in America, all of us

that are unemployed, 43 years old, and I've been working since I was 65, 45, been married

22 years, and we've always worked.

A year ago, I lost my job.

A year ago, his job was outsourced to reach, and it's 18, and we're going to try to help

each other, and people seem to notice what's going on, and nobody, you see, I read the

paper, and I don't see a lot of people writing about it, and I know there's a lot of them

out there because I talk to my friends every day that I used to work with, and there are

There are no jobs overseas, and there's nothing that we have worked on.

Yesterday, I was on the phone looking around for shelters,

because we've got another two months before we're going to get thrown out of our house.

We were middle-class.

We need it right.

From the President of the United States.

Tonight, I want to take a few minutes to discuss a grave threat to peace.

The dictator who is assembling the world's most dangerous weapons is here in our own country.

He's the homicidal dictator who is addicted to weapons of mass destruction.

He's proven he is capable of any crime.

tyrant as me have directed members of the administration to support the use of violence

against all of you will kill thousands or hundreds of thousands of innocent people in our country

and across the world i am resolved to bring sudden terror suffering eases asses boys and girls

thousands of civilians killed in a single day a bit random without remorse my ultimate ambitions

are to control the peoples of the united states and to blackmail the rest of the world with weapons

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