2007-01-04 Show
4 Jan 2007 · 10 min · 1,836 words · source
Transcript
And who plays?
What happens in America?
Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.
What do you have to do?
We never did.
And who helped you out just now?
You piss off, woman.
Don't talk to me like that.
We don't need you anyway, bitch.
God, fuck you.
Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.
You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.
I have diabetes.
I don't know.
Diabetes sucks.
Hey, everybody.
Diabetes sucks.
That's right.
Madhouse Radio is here.
I have peppermint oil in my eye.
Oh, that's bad.
Chisel.
What's up, everybody?
Madhouse Radio is here, late as usual, but fashionably late.
I'm here with Weed, and Milkman's here.
Milkman, say hi to everybody, man.
Howdy, howdy, everybody.
The Madhouse is ready to blow your mind.
Get all your gooders ready, man.
Yeah, that's right.
And we also have, oh yeah, of course.
What are you going to go by?
Just Will?
Will's fine.
Will's fine.
We got Will here in the house.
Will's checking in here for, I guess, the first time technically on the show in the
studio.
Say hi to Will.
Say hi to everybody, Will.
Will, audience.
Audience, Will.
And then Madman, of course, from the great state of Illinois.
He's checking in.
What's up, Madman?
What's up, everybody?
Yeah.
Welcome to the first show of the new year.
All right, man.
Madman, the most fucking-est guy on PC.
Do you have any company today?
The last three weeks, you've had people over.
What's going on this week?
Nothing?
All I have to say is, uh.
Okay.
There you go.
No, Kyle, I was busy today.
I was working.
We had to do some computer repair, make some money.
Oh, yeah, that's work.
Cool.
I blew off the girlfriend today.
I'm just taking it easy.
Good, good.
Fuck it.
That's what she gets for being a woman.
Fuck it.
Fucking women.
No women here tonight.
So we're here to talk and do prank calls mostly, I suppose.
I still have my eyes burning the hell out of me right now, man.
I got that peppermint oil in it, dude.
Why don't you tell me about that, man, man, to get that in my eye?
Oh, you put it in your eyes, huh?
Yeah, well, I got it in my fingers and I put it in my eyes, so my bad.
Oh, I forgot to warn you.
Yeah, it kind of feels good, though, you know?
Yeah.
It's going to be good radio.
Yeah.
No, it's not good radio.
It's good video.
So, yeah, Nunu's asking, who is Will?
Will, who is you?
I'm not really from Orlando, but I really am, like, now for, like, the last seven years.
All right.
Old-time represent.
Moved around a lot, so.
I'm from West Coast, though.
I was born there.
Oh, yeah?
Cali.
That's what's up.
California?
Yeah.
Northern or Southern California?
Southern.
That's good.
Good.
Got some family.
Well, good.
Good. You're here. You're representing the West Coast for all our West Coast listeners.
It's 836 right now on the West Coast, so good.
Be there or be square.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
Hey, we're going to do a show. We're going to keep it simple tonight.
I don't want a lot of bullshit from you people.
Talking to people like that.
Fuck you guys. Don't call in unless you're going to be funny.
No, I'm serious. I'm not being serious.
I'm being serious when I say I love you guys.
Turn the toll-free line on early tonight.
There we go. That's better.
I'm going to turn the toll-free line.
God damn it, it timed out. Bitch.
If you want to reach me here tonight on the toll-free line, the number is 1-888-278-8509.
Again, the toll-free line here tonight is 1-888-278-8509.
That is free in the United States, including the freak states of Hawaii and Alaska.
So don't be afraid to call in.
If you're in Canada, don't call in because I've got to block because it costs me like $3 a minute,
and I don't love Canada that much.
so too bad um and anyway the toll-free line is open so call in uh we got plenty of listeners
here we got plenty of numbers to do plenty of pranks plenty of stuff to talk about if you want
to submit your prank you can call in you can also go to the home page madhouse live.com and click on
the request a prank link type in your information there and we will get to it tonight as long as
you send it in early enough and uh yeah we're also on uh madhouse uh radio on aol instant messenger
The screen name is Madhouse Radio.
AOL Instant Messenger, user Madhouse Radio.
There I go repeating myself again.
If you're on Yahoo Messenger, Madhouse Radio Online.
Madhouse Radio Online.
And MSN Messenger, Madhouse Live at hotmail.com.
And now Milkman will attempt to tell you how to get into the chat room.
Milkman, take it away.
If you want to just join us here at IRC Way, it's irc.lazy-net.
Or you can go to our other friendly server, pcu.lazy-net.be.
Okay.
Then the favorite channel you can join, Poundside PCU.
All the cool guys hanging out there.
Uh-oh.
And if you want to join the wild crowd, there's Poundside PCR.
That's right.
So it's PC and PC tonight.
Whatever.
Go wherever you want.
I don't care.
Most people are in PCR room.
I don't, whatever.
Don't start that crap with me.
Hey, man.
Our dedicated militia I'm looking at right now.
I see MST3, Clay, Tuck.
I see a bunch of our regulars right here in PCU.
And we got a bunch of regulars over there in PCR.
Regular people.
All of you.
Sir Nunu's also over here.
Yeah.
Nothing wrong with you regular people out there, you know?
I love regulars.
Regs.
First caller of the night.
Go ahead.
What's up, Carlito?
Jonathan, the official first caller of the madhouse.
How are you doing, man?
I'm okay.
What are you up to?
I'm here.
I'm wearing socks.
What are you up to?
Oh, not much.
Just chilling out.
Drinking me an ice cold Coca-Cola.
An ice...
What is it now?
What are you drinking?
A Coca-Cola?
Yep.
How much ice do you have?
Do you fill in like one-third?
Do you like a lot of ice?
A little bit of ice?
What's your...
I like a lot of ice on mine.
Yeah.
I get cheaped out that way, you know.
You got to have nice ice.
You know what I mean?
Will, you ever get that crappy ice you make in the freezer yourself?
yourself, and it gets that freezer burn taste to it, and then it messes up your soda. You
ever hate that?
I don't like it. I like the clear crust.
Yeah, you use filtered water, and that's how you do it. I don't have an ice maker in the
fridge here. It sucks.
Oh, I think you do.
Hey, you want to call Cheese Boy tonight?
Yeah, that's good. Huh, Jonathan? I'm sorry, we were talking here. What's up, Jonathan?
You want to call Cheese Boy tonight?
Yeah, sure. We can call Cheese Boy. I'll need his number, because I always forget it.
Okay, I will send it right away.
In the chat room.
Is he going to be nice to me tonight?
He's been kind of a dick lately, you know?
Yeah, I hope so.
Okay.
I hope so, too.
I think he's been getting a lot of calls on other shows, hasn't he?
What's been going on?
Has he been getting a lot of calls on other shows, Milkman is asking?
He has.
Well, that's good.
He's a celebrity now.
Well, shit.
Send him in.
He's a cheese boy.
What do you expect?
What do you expect, man?
Cheese boys get all the love from everybody.
All right, brother man.
So how's your week been?
been? Oh, pretty good. I had a good New Year's. I shut off a lot of fireworks and everything.
Good. Good. You got to be careful with those fireworks, man. You lose a finger. Another
finger, you know? Yeah, I had some buddies helping me with the fireworks. We were up
to about 3.30 in the morning. All right. Did you burn any gasoline? You ever make a gas
bonfire? You ever do that? Usually. We didn't this time because it rained a lot. Oh, that
sucks, man. Yeah. All right, man. Well, Happy New Year to you, man. Happy New Year
All right, man.
Take care of yourself, Jonathan, sir.
All right, you too.
All right, then.
Who's got the dogs barking?
Is that you, Milkman?
I didn't know you had dogs.
Milkman.
Oh, man, I've got a cat.
Sounds like a dog.
Something's going on.
I think Jonathan was getting hunted down by a pack of coonhounds.
Yeah, something.
Yeah, the bounty hunter was after Jonathan over there.
We want them damn cookies.
Woof, woof.
The dog hunter.
So, yeah, the toll-free line's now open.
And if you want to call in and make yourself heard, 888-278-8509.
The only show on this station where you can hear us, where you can call in rather for free,
as long as you're in the U.S., 888-278-8509, Madhouse Radio.
And again, thank you, Jonathan, for calling in.
That was awesome.
I can't stop coughing.
This is going to suck.
Lonesome Loser, also known as Storm Shadow for the last month and a half,
has sent in a number here, has sent in two numbers.
And I'd like to thank Lonesome Loser.
Let me say what up to him real quick.
Thank you, Lonesome Loser.
He suggests that we call Go For It Gas.
This is a gas station, I'm assuming, or they'll have a lot to explain.
That's in Minnesota.
We also have Daily Donuts, formerly known as Dunkin' Donuts, okay, and Old Dunkin' Donuts.
That's in California.
Where's Torrance, California, Mr. West Coast Expert?
Any idea?
I have no clue.
Good.
All right.
And we also have a request.
In Southern California, man.
All right, good.
Hey, Milkman knew it.
All right, Milkman, you get a gold star for the day.
I used to be into skateboards, man.
You used to be into skateboards?
Yeah, man.
Okay.
See, I was doing aerials back in the 70s, man.
Wow.
Can you do an ollie?
I can do an ollie.
Good.
I like frontside aerials and foot plants better.
Oh, man.
I don't believe it.
You know, if you send me a video of it, then I'll believe it.
So do that.
Dude, this is the 70s.
They didn't have video, ding dong.
Okay.
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