2007-02-01 Show

Who braids?

What happens in America?

Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.

What do you have to...

We never did, and who helped you out?

You piss off, woman.

Don't talk to me like that.

We don't need you anyway, bitch.

You're some bitch.

Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

Welcome to the la-la-la-la-la.

Welcome to this fucking show.

Welcome to the show.

La-la-la-la-la-la.

That's it.

Having sex with donkeys.

Yeah, you're in the mic now.

Whatever, man.

I'm sorry, Milkman, you're a great guy.

We're going to do a show.

That guy, Will, he's late.

He's on his way here, so he'll be here soon.

Oh, man.

So, I'm probably going to have to get up in the middle.

God damn it.

I'm probably going to have to get up in the middle of the show to go let him in.

Just to give you forewarning, we'll play one of those country songs you told me to play.

God, I hate country music.

It's not just country, it's the fame element of it.

In a couple weeks, everybody will appreciate your foresight in playing this song, man.

Whatever.

The only thing I hate more than country music is white people.

Sorry, that's kind of mean.

I love you all.

Any black people listen to this show anymore?

I don't know. Will's half black.

But he doesn't listen. He's actually here.

Yeah, but right half or left half?

Top half or bottom half?

Bottom half, man.

I don't know. I wouldn't know.

We'll ask him that. We'll ask him how that works out for him.

When he gets in. Since you're so interested.

Since you're a gay. You're such a gay.

Oh, don't tell everybody

about our secret.

We're not going to let you secret on everybody.

We're here. We're going to do a show tonight.

night uh about two hours worth of show so welcome to the best the funniest the the greatest show in

the history of internet radio i am the king of thursday night my name is carlito carlito garcia

yeah yeah yeah dude the hell's uh rotisserie wallace rotisserie wallace he's a black man

he's a very prominent black man he's a four-string quarterback for the uh for the uh for the new

New England Patriots.

Poor guy.

And I hear he fixes a hell of a grill, too.

Yeah?

Well, shit.

Well, hell yeah, man.

What else is going on?

Barbecue King, man.

Here with me, as well, as always, since the second show.

He wasn't around for the first show because, I don't know, but Milkman is here.

Milkman!

We're right here in the madhouse, everybody.

Getting ready for some wild and crazy fun.

Because good old Carlito has some international phone cards.

All right.

So we appreciate it if you send in confirmed, that's right, wink, wink, confirmed English-speaking international telephone numbers,

and we'll call the radio.

I will just like to make a statement.

Don't be a big guy.

I have a statement to make real quick.

I would like to apologize for my negative comments about the Anglo-American race, Caucasian Americans.

I have nothing but the highest respect for your race,

and I believe that the United States is the greatest nation in the country for now.

So there we go

I'm sorry about that

Anyway so we got

Milkman there's something here that I have sent you

That I have not sent you

There's something here that I've not talked to you about yet

What we're going to be playing tonight

Very special audio

This is given to me by the source

Who will only go by the name of The Arm

That's all I can call him

This is The Arm

You know you had The Mouth

This is actually The Arm

The arm has come through with some audio of Dr. Relating to Dr. Lego.

So I stress you all, go out and spam and tell everybody you know

who might not like my show but listens in on PCR,

all those Juggalo kids that that kid Rev likes.

That kid Rev, he's a good kid, Rev, man.

You know, Rev, he does a good job, man.

Oh, man, that's the guy that calls all those queer outlines, man.

He likes talking to the gay phone.

He talks to KDK a lot, too.

He calls that homo manhole.

The manhole.

Yeah, man.

That's funny.

Let's call all the players and see if we can hit them up.

You call the manhole.

And tell everybody we don't like gays.

Anyway, the manhole's like in a ring.

Ring's like, hi, guy.

Welcome to the manhole.

He likes that stuff.

Go ahead.

You're next.

I was like, hi, this is Ralph.

You're gay.

Oh, you're gay!

You're gay!

Oh, you're gay!

Previously.

Move on the phone, it turns me on.

Previously on the Rev Show.

You're gay!

I don't know.

Boy, well, we just called a queer hotline.

Yeah.

All right.

MST3 Clay says, my apology to white people is unaccepted and unnecessary.

So they're good.

All right, man.

Right, we're good with the whites.

All right, good.

That's a good team to be on, you know, is the white team.

The white team.

I just got a message.

We got a new listener.

I'd like to say hello out there overseas.

Hello to Yanni.

Yanni.

That's something.

We got another up-to-date listener.

I got a special announcement.

We got a special listener right now.

I just confirmed that we have none other than Mr. Sean Ward himself as listening to the show.

Yay!

We invite you, Sean Ward, to call in.

It's about time.

We invite you, Sean Ward, to come out tonight and break the silence.

The Warden, as you're called by Milkman.

man break the silence call in and say hey what's up that's right say hey what's up man how you

doing this is john war man this is what he does the chocolate kid

that's a funny ass prank call don't fuck with sean war man sean ward will man sean ward he was

he was here a year ago last weekend man i bet you didn't even know it was our anniversary he was

that bitch one year he didn't send me a card he didn't say one year ago we met carlito you held

held me tight nothing but you did a signed autographed comic issue didn't i did it's true

and i got a two dollar well that'll be worth its weight in gold i got i got a canadian two dollar

coin also with a bear on it i was like that's a badass oh that right there's a lease worth 25

cents i know 25 cents american no doubt hell yeah you gotta watch out for that euro man i'm telling

you the euro is bad you know as americans i love those things man those are the good

Just eat a bread with nice and toast.

With that tzatziki sauce.

Tzatziki sauce.

Is that what they put on that shit?

Yeah.

Tzatziki.

And the cucumber sauce.

Yeah, man.

And it's like spoiled yogurt.

Them Greeks, man, they know how to do that.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

And baglaba.

Oh, baby.

Heck yes, man.

Heck yes.

So, what is there to talk about going on in the news?

I don't know.

No, well, is Joe Biden in trouble for making a shmarmy comment about Barack Obama?

Big deal, right?

Yeah, well, also the big thing there is that Bush is trying to push his agenda still

and get 25,000 Americans killed,

and there are more and more information coming out on his corruption and they're fighting it.

We may save 25,000 American lives.

Well, shit, maybe it's just meant to be.

Hey, we got Sean Ward calling in, damn it.

Yeah, Warden.

Hang on, let me get him on the line.

I'll come back to the Warden.

Man, how's radio?

You on the air, sir?

What up, man?

What's up, man?

How you doing?

Why you talking on the radio about me, fool?

I was on the radio box.

You were saying them guys said I left you with $2 worth of quarter.

That is.

That Canadian money is no good, dude.

That's a spend.

That's a spend like the green quarter.

Your currency is in the shitter, dude.

Dude, one of your dollars is worth like $1.13 or something like that here.

Wow, is it really?

Yeah, your currency's been down for, well, pretty much this week.

What was the most it ever was, though?

Was it ever...

Oh, it's been up to the point where it's like $1 US would be to like $1.67 Canada.

Wow, so tourism-wise you can make out.

Yeah, that's why people used to love going to the goddamn,

going to Buffalo to get their sneakers and shit.

Yeah, that's something, man.

That's what people like to do.

Yeah, so what's been going on, man?

Are you planning, I know you've been planning your comeback, no set date, any idea in the next month?

Well, basically what it's a matter of is I've got to figure out why.

Basically, here's how it goes.

I have borrowed all of the equipment that I used to use to broadcast.

All right.

Off the guy that I used to borrow it off of.

Okay.

But for some reason, when I hook it all up, I'm not able to get any audio to come from the setup.

Nothing comes over.

Well, I have to troubleshoot why that's happening.

As soon as I finally figure out why that's happening,

then I'll send the thing saying,

Woke up, this weekend it's you.

Well, you don't have the ability to just use the headsets like we do.

I don't use a mixer or nothing.

My computer is a piece of shit.

So, you'll remember any time I've done shows,

most of the reason why I stopped doing the shows

is because I'd be on for an hour, two and a half, hour and a half,

and then everything would start feedback-ing really bad.

I'd just be getting constant feedback,

and that's how I'd have to shut the show down.

I'd be like, okay, dude, this is enough.

And that's shit.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Yeah, but I'm working on it.

I'm working on it.

So everybody, do not fear.

Okay, yeah.

It'll be more hilarious than ever.

Yeah, we're looking forward to it, man.

It's a good thing to have you back, man.

At least in some way.

You're communicating with us.

We're making steps.

Are you going to be on the R and the U?

Any of you want to make a comment on that?

Because people speculate.

I don't really care.

On the R and the U.

Oh, the PCR versus PCU?

Yeah, that.

Well, would you like me to comment on what?

Whether or not I'm going to broadcast on their thing?

Yeah, have you talked to Leglin? Have you talked to Katie?

I'm sure Katie Kay and Ted will have you for in a second, I don't doubt that.

Well, Katie Kay and Ted are family, you know what I'm saying?

They were one of the very, because everybody fondly remembers.

Right.

You know, when they fall in with internet crowd for that.

Of course.

And so the whole PCU scene was sort of like the first internet crowd I fell in with.

Oh.

And that kind of thing.

So, and Katie Kay have always been wonderful to me,

and that's why I will always be wonderful to them,

and I will always be wonderful to them.

I'll tell you what, you know, anybody that wants to can simulcast it out of the box.

All right, you can't control that.

But PCU is where, you know, it's home, you know.

That's your home.

All right, fair enough.

And if you don't like it, don't...

On the internet radio line.

Yeah, if you don't like it, don't listen, and you're going to miss out on a really good show,

because Sean has the, he has very good shows, everybody.

Were you asking me what song that was you were playing in the background?

Um, was I?

I don't know, you said, what are we hearing right now?

Oh, yeah, well, that's because I was wondering what, um,

I was wondering what I was listening to because it didn't sound like it was live, but maybe it was live.

I don't know.

That was live, not an MREX microphone.

You were talking at the same time as you were talking to me in the MSN?

Yeah.

Fucking right.

I know, right?

Technology.

That's how we do it, man.

Technology, bitch.

Yeah, sir.

So, you know, keep us in touch, man.

And if you decide, if you won't, you probably, it'll be a last minute thing probably.

But if you wanted to, you know, announce on here or have us promote that you're coming back.

I'll make a point to make sure people know.

I won't just, you know, okay, tomorrow night going on, I'll make sure there's notice and everything.

Yeah, do it before, at least before that Thursday, so I can come on here and say, hey, everybody, listen in on Sunday night.

He's the fucking man, so there it is.

Goddamn right.

All right, Sean.

And then we'll hype it up.

So what, are we doing some prank calls tonight?

That's what I was about to suggest, my friend.

Do you want to do a prank call?

I always want to do a prank call.

Let's see what we want.

I'm a prank call maniac.

That's right.

You're very good at it, too.

Jack in the Box, that's a food place.

That's enough.

That's a burger joint, right?

That is a burger joint.

Ooh, D1 Suck.

That looks like a Chinese place in Hawaii.

What is it?

D?

one yeah suck is it a buzzer business or person I don't know an Asian woman

answer this is all from Lonesome Losers so it's uh I'm sure I'm sure it's a

Chinese restaurant well what's the what's a good what's a good thing to

fuck with the Chinese I don't know you will you do that voice man that voice

that we all talk about what's that voice milkman tell him tell us real quick

it's the the chocolate thing right oh he's on mute I forgot I put milkman I

mean son of a gun anyway yeah okay well call them up and I'll do that

Alright, you know what, do whatever you want to do, my friend.

It's yours.

Alright, we're going to play some music here.

Sean Ward and the first prank call of the night, man.

It's a lot of pressure on you.

I hope you're up to it, man.

Hang on, everybody.

We're right back after this.

You got it.

Hello?

What are you doing?

Who?

Hi.

You need to see me for this, Chakala.

Let me help you.

How are you doing?

What is this?

Hi.

You do Chakala?

What?

You need to point me to Chakala.

You have the wrong number.

No, no, you're saying you need 40 to chocolate.

You have the wrong number.

No, you need it. You need the one that has 40 to chocolate.

Who are you calling?

You need the one that has 40 to chocolate.

Jesus is like, whatever.

That was pretty dumb.

I like the kid. He's just like, mom.

He's just like, whatever. Mom.

Hang on, let me clear the line.

Let's try another one.

Let me clear the line, Sean.

I'll give a little more high concept.

That's my favorite one.

How about we do the black lady, too, with that one?

Sean, you there?

Yeah.

All right, Hooters.

Hello, Mr. Hooters.

This is Jennifer.

How may I help you?

Oh, good evening.

How you doing, baby?

Hello?

David?

No, I'm asking you how you doing this evening.

Listen, I'm a little hungry right now,

and I was thinking of coming down there to get something to eat,

but I just needed to know what you guys offer on a vegetarian menu.

Aw.

Awww.

Please enter your destination number now.

Hang on, I'm gonna call Charles Beard.

Ooh, this is international, too.

This is in England.

26 minutes, 2 seconds.

Alright, take this, Sean.

What?

Charles Beard in Liverpool, England.

Hello?

Who's that?

Charles, how are you doing?

Do you?

Well, just so you know, I said that I'd found about this.

Who said?

Remember you?

You are found about this time.

We're gonna go down to pub.

Who's on?

They're going down the pub.

Who are you?

Michael.

Michael?

You don't remember?

We talked last week.

I told you we were going to go round about the pub.

I haven't seen you in a lot of years.

I think it was like last week when I seen you.

I don't mind you talking mate.

No, I thought it was like last week when I seen you.

You said you wanted to go with me down the pub.

It's yours.

Charles, you said you wanted to come round the pub with me this evening.

It's yours.

your money now you said you were going to come around the pub trying to get some you know belly

around the pub some of my french holes with my french holes the new year we're gonna you know

we haven't been able to drink the new year yet you and i have not not yet you celebrated for the

new year go to celebrate you've got to celebrate we're gonna go down around the pub pub we're going

right now i can't pick you up you've got shoes on you've got your shoes on you're ready to go

together that's great man good work Sean that's an awesome accent I never heard

you do the British voice I've never heard you do the British voice

before man oh yeah I just do it off the cuff oh yeah man that's how you do it

all right Sean well thanks for calling in that the website is Seanward.net

right better believe it all right everybody is my space is my space Sean

Sean Ward, you know how it is.

That's right.

And, man, get another episode of your...

I'm reading your newsletter, actually, when you send them out.

I haven't seen one in a few weeks, so...

You're in a newsletter?

Yeah.

Well, I'll send one out this week, actually.

All right.

Good.

Good deal.

I'm doing a concert at a radio station on March 3rd.

I didn't get that for some reason.

I'll check my spam box.

Maybe hit that.

Well, I haven't sent it yet.

That's why.

I'm making the flyers.

Oh, I thought you said you did.

Well, hell yeah.

I'm looking forward to it, then.

It's the best read.

Goddamn right.

Hell yeah.

Thanks for having me on, man.

I'll be listening in.

I'll be talking to you soon, man.

All right, brother.

Have a good night.

Thanks for calling in.

You got it.

Take care, buddy.

Bye-bye.

Dr. Sean Ward, everybody.

Dr. Sean Ward.

Exciting, huh, Mopin?

That's right.

A classic call right here in the madhouse from Sean the Warden.

Sean the Warden Ward.

A terrific scouser.

Yeah, that's a terrific scouser accent he has, man.

Is that a scouser that he was doing?

That was great.

It sounded like Thurston Howell III.

Yeah, Liverpool is a scouser.

It was really good.

Scouser.

Who the hell wants to be a scouser?

So, yeah, thank you to Lonesome Losers.

Lonesome Loserson, whose real name is Michael Loserson.

Congratulations, Lonesome Loser.

Lonesome Loser earns a gold star.

The hardest working man in all of print.

Oh.

That's right.

All right, we got to move on.

We got messages here.

Messages in the chat room.

Chat room, check it in.

It's here for the chat room.

The chat room says.

Hey, Bill's asking if you will do a Father McDougan call.

Alderman.

Alderman Durgan.

That's such a horrible...

I guess I could.

I don't know.

I could try.

I could certainly try, my friend.

This guy is listening in B.C., Canada.

British Columbia.

Good weed there.

Cool.

Just out of Vancouver.

That's nice.

He says he's got a name for a chick named Serena.

Nickname Rina.

Imagine that.

She just got this cell phone.

She just bought it an hour ago, and she's probably stoned.

All right.

Oh, man.

Don't call us.

We'll call you, Sabrina.

Man, where the fuck is Will?

Where the fuck is Will?

It's 11.46.

Man, he probably got high and got done eating his food over at 7-Eleven

making a damn cheese burrito.

I hope he didn't get pulled over again with his Vicodins

or whatever he's driving around with and that shit.

But, yeah, we're here, and if you want to get a hold of us

on AOL Instant Messenger, Madhouse Radio.

Madhouse Radio on AOL Instant Messenger.

Jesus, holy shit and dog stick

Send in your numbers confirmed

Because we're glad to call all your friends and me

That's right, we got it

In the mouth

And Yahoo Messenger, Madhouse PC

No, no, no, no, no

What's my new Yahoo?

I have a new Yahoo Messenger

I need to start giving it out

Everybody out there

Cut the music, Milkman

Everybody out there

Thank you, Milkman

Alright, hold on

We got it already

Are you ready for it?

Yes

I've got it right here on the board.

Do it.

You need it announced?

That's right.

Tonight, you can now message us in the Yahoo Messenger Madhouse Radio Online.

That's right.

Send in your numbers to MadhouseRadioOnline.com.

We'll call for you.

Yahoo Madhouse Radio Online.

And if you are using MSN Messenger, MadhouseRadioOnline at Hotmail.com.

I think that's right.

I don't know.

Let me see here.

Here, give me a...

That's right.

No, it's not.

Is it really?

Did I get that right the first time?

MadHouseLive at Hotmail.com.

MadHouseLive at Hotmail.com for Hotmail.

For MSN Messenger, that is.

And then, as always, MadHouseRadio is the AOL way.

I get 90% of my instant messages through there, and that's fine.

Who else do we have?

Nick Loves Corvette sends in a message for the first time.

Welcome to the MadHouse family.

It says, great show tonight.

Well, hey, great show to you, too, Nick.

Thank you, man.

That's very nice of you.

you. Well, welcome. And welcome, man.

All right, man. Hell yeah.

Congratulations. You made it.

It's a Friday, just about. We're counting down

11 minutes left until Friday.

Congratulations. Hey, it's 10 minutes

till 1 a.m. right here in the Bird's Island.

Oh, wow. I'm so cool. I'm Milkman.

And it's 12.20 somewhere

in this universe and 4.20

in the next few minutes. I hear that.

And for 4.20, we're going to be smoking here.

Milkman, you too. All right. Yeah.

Yeah. Milkman's going to

burn some rope.

Anyway, I don't know why

The toll free line if you want to call in tonight is

888-278-8509

Let's talk to Will

Hey, you're late

Sorry, yellow guy, I don't have the gate access

I think I heard a siren right there

I forgot to tell when the fucking door was open

I heard a siren right there

Hey, let me in

Watch him not pick up

I hate it when people don't pick up the phone

Hey man, the door is open by the way

Just walk in, alright

Alright, alright, so you got that everybody, Will's here, alright Will, now we can't talk

bad about Will anymore, but he's almost here everybody, oh my god he's here, either that

or we're being, oh alright, what's up man, you scared me for a second there, hey Will

made it, alright Will, where's your phone at, you got a phone here somewhere, I'll put

it here, talk to Jonathan, tell him you're me, hang on a minute, what you been up to,

Not much.

What are you all up to?

We're just starting the show.

I'm sorry.

We're halfway through.

I don't know.

We're just going to try and have a good show tonight.

Yeah.

Is Carlito in?

I didn't do it at all, did I?

Oh, do I?

That's fine.

There we go.

Hey.

What's up, Jonathan?

How you doing, my friend?

I'm doing okay.

Yeah.

That's good, man.

Yeah.

You're not the first caller tonight.

You're late.

It looks like Will over here.

No excuse.

Will, you can work on that right there.

Yeah.

Hey, I had to do it.

i added your new yahoo name and i added you on piracy also on trillions heck yes man that's

awesome dude what's that oh that's good does that belong to the pedro file pedro file

no we're talking some business over here so man what's up you ever smoke any weed jonathan

no no come on now never no but you drink pina coladas right yes i did do that all right have

Have you ever been on painkillers for an injury?

Not really.

I had my surgery on my...

I had four teeth taken out.

Oof, that's harsh.

What, they gave you some Vicodin for that?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, that's good.

All right, man, I'm just, you know, we're shooting the shit.

You're a pretty straight-list guy.

You go to church every week, so that's good.

That's important, man.

Very important.

All right, Jonathan.

Oh, hey.

Why so glum, man?

What's going on?

You're in a sad mood.

Well, not really, yeah.

My back's just a little hurting, that's all.

Oh, that's bad.

I hope that works out for you.

You ready for the Super Bowl, man?

You excited?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

All right, go Patriots.

Who are you going for, the Patriots?

Yes.

All right, good.

Jonathan's got, you got any money on the Patriots?

You don't gamble, do you?

No, I don't gamble.

Yeah, all right.

I wouldn't put my money on the Patriots for the Super Bowl, man.

We're one of them.

Hey, I wanted to ask you,

when are you going to let me join you on the show on TeamSpeak?

I don't know, man.

We've got to get that worked out.

We got a limited space on the server.

Milkman, what's the status on that?

Milkman's on mute.

I apologize.

We're working on it, though, man.

Okay.

Should've tonight.

We probably could've tonight,

because where the hell is Madman at, dude?

I don't even know where Madman's at.

He's not...

I don't know.

So, yeah, we're working on it, man.

We'll let you know.

Okay.

All right, man.

Well, hey, say hi to all your fans right quick.

I'd like to say hello to all my fans on Facebook,

and I hope you all have an excellent weekend.

All right.

All right, man.

We'll catch you next week.

All right.

That

a somber mood of Jonathan.

I don't know.

I just, I wasn't feeling Jonathan tonight.

You know what I mean, Milkman?

It wasn't, he's usually got this flow to him, and he was off.

He was off tonight.

I don't know.

Maybe he's just sad.

That's because he got a little bit of biking in, but it's going on there.

I think so.

He forgot that folks are going to win all.

Mixing pina coladas and, yeah.

And the Patriots, too, huh?

Patriots are going for it.

That's awesome.

Good for the Patriots, man.

Right on.

They're not even in it, man.

But who's counting that?

We could do more prank calls.

Oh.

You have to play that song for me tonight, man.

You're already connected.

You should be.

Oh, you're getting an extension?

Oh.

Will's trying to do.

All right.

Will's got something under, off his sleeve.

We got to play that audio of Dr. Lego real quick here.

This isn't of Dr. Lego anyway.

Like I said, this is coming from the arm.

My new.

Cool, man.

This is.

Let me.

From the mouth.

From the arm.

That's right.

From the mouth to the arm.

From the root to the fruit.

Hang on to that phone, Will.

All right.

Milkman.

Handle Whopper.

Cut the music real quick, Milkman, please, if you don't mind.

All right, go ahead.

All right, here we go.

All right, thank you.

All right, so this is Breaking News, exclusive Madhouse Radio exclusive.

This audio you're going to hear tonight from the Howard Stern Show,

and it is a conversation.

You know who Eric the Midget is?

You know this guy that Rev was talking to last week?

Remember that?

I don't know if you heard it.

Oh, is he one of those characters in the Madhouse?

He's one of the characters from the Howard Stern Show.

He's one of the Whack Packers.

Oh, he's not on the Manhole Show.

Not the Manhole Show.

No, no, something different.

Something different last week.

You missed it, I guess.

Oh, okay.

No, fill me in, man.

I missed it.

Anyway, he's been talking to High Pitch Eric and stuff.

And then apparently they tell a story about Dr. Lego himself.

It's a story that, from what I understand, I've been told by several sources that they

are actually talking about Dr. Lego on the Howard Stern Show this morning.

Can you believe it?

And it's about him and High Pitch Eric.

Let's just go ahead and play it.

I hate to tell you, but High Pitch actually is starting to try to befriend me.

What does he do?

Does he call you?

He instant messages me on AOL and stuff.

How does he know your name on AOL?

I don't know how he got it.

I don't know exactly.

Three wishes.

Oh, he's Zola or something.

You know High Pitch is scamming big time right now?

What is he doing?

I bumped into a great friend yesterday who lives down the block.

I saw him outside.

He goes, so I met High Pitch Eric, and he gave High Pitch his phone number.

High Pitch calls him and asks him, hey.

He goes, can you mail me some cash?

And the guy mailed them cash.

So they're actually talking about Dr. Lego right now, from what I understand.

So apparently, high-pitched Eric is, like, begging Lego for money.

Continue on.

He's a really nice guy.

He's pretty well-off, and he's running to Eric.

I don't know.

I think at some point, he may have paid Eric's cable bill.

So high-pitched Eric is getting Dr. Lego to pay his bills, apparently, huh?

Believe that?

Oh, no wonder they're getting him to stay on the air.

Yep, that's what it is.

Let's continue.

For a dummy, he's good.

He told me that Eric called him and was crying that he couldn't feed the cat and the dog

and they were going to die or something.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, because they irrigate all the fucking pet food, that's why.

That's some scam.

Can you mail me cash?

It's not exactly a scam.

That's pretty straightforward.

Yeah, it's pretty upfront, at least.

And he took a laptop from him, too.

Wow.

How much cash are we talking about?

Probably about $500.

So, yeah.

Yeah, apparently Dr. Lego gave high-pitched Eric a laptop

and has paid his cable bills, gave him a bunch of cash.

So that's something right there, huh?

So maybe that explains why...

Damn, Dr. Schmeglow.

Yeah, that's right.

Look at that.

Dr. Lego's got Dr. Lego money for sure, man.

You know, he doesn't have any love for us.

Wow.

But, uh...

Is he also sending money to Zolar, too?

I don't know.

I think, you know, maybe this is...

He needs to send some money out to some of the other hosts over there

and get him training lessons.

You're hating a lot tonight, man.

Milkman said,

Will, you got to talk, man.

I mean,

you got a mic on?

Will's over here wiring everything.

You know me.

I'm just joking around.

Yeah, I'm here.

All right.

What are you doing?

I couldn't hear.

Yeah, you couldn't hear.

So I checked in another headset.

Oh, okay.

I picked up it

to see how I saw my hair.

Oh, that's crazy.

You can hear the real why.

Just put it down like here.

Look how I do.

You see this?

But that's what's holding them up.

Oh, okay.

So that way you actually

end up talking to them.

Exactly.

I have to keep going like this.

So, what's up, Will, man?

How was your day off?

Oh, I don't even want to talk about it.

I got robbed today.

Oh, he's right.

You got your computers robbed out of your house.

That sucks, man.

Wow.

I had the cops over and everything.

Well, that's something.

So, what, the cops would take your report and say sorry?

And we told them who the cops were.

What are they going to do, keep a watch?

Yeah, so.

You know what they got to do?

You know they do that, what do they call it?

So, I started drinking for about two or three hours.

Well, yeah, without a computer, man, that's a shame.

I'm sorry.

I was like, you know what?

Let me just drink my rose away.

This is for your computer.

I'm sorry.

E-machines, man.

E-machines.

Yeah, I know.

It was time for upgrades.

Yeah, now you're being forced to upgrade.

That's right.

We do that when everybody, when any member of our family is lost, like Ronald Reagan

and this one cat that died, an actual cat that died.

His name was Mouse.

What about that one guy that said he lost his leg?

Who?

That character you were.

I lost a leg.

Oh, yeah.

The diabetic Jack Masterson, the 482.

Speaking of which, I should really take my blood sugar.

This is a new thing we're going to do on the show here.

We should have prizes for this.

Whoever gets closest.

All right, we're going to check my blood sugar here real quick.

Now, normal is 120, I believe, for a diabetic.

You should be at 120, and we'll see what my blood sugar level is at right now.

painful oh no it doesn't hurt at all its bark is worse than its bite don't tell me you have to do

it twice no just once oh it sounds like you've done it once already no not today all right hang

on hang on hang on now my blood is in the machine i will now wipe the excess blood with my fingers

yeah and put it in will's face all right so he gets the eight that's how you get the eight

you know that oh man it's 313 all right man oh yeah

that's really bad my sugar's always high man but hey today's the first day of my medical insurance

that's awesome so now i can get that hernia taken care of i'm excited about that

i have a hernia milkman has two hernias and he's on oh yeah what is a hernia it's uh when your

intestine pops out of your like stomach or your abdominal wall yeah your abdominal wall yeah

The abdominal wall.

I like this.

The abdominal wall.

I got a hernia.

Excuse me.

That would suck, man.

That sounds painful.

Wow.

So what you got tonight?

We got numbers in England.

Have you done one yet?

Oh, we've done a few, Sean.

Sean.

Sean Ward did a few.

Sean called in.

My friend Sean.

Yeah.

So there it is.

We played that audio Dr. Lego.

We've all of a sudden we've gotten real slow.

I think it's time to do pranks.

Yes, sir.

Yeah, let's just do it.

I'm high.

Sorry, guys.

I'm high.

I got an important class tomorrow.

Aren't you excited about that?

All right, you do that.

I've got to do something.

I've got to do something here.

We're right back with...

We're going to be calling another location here in England.

We're going to call a Texaco in England, all right?

We're right back.

Hello.

What gender am I speaking?

Talk to me.

Damn it.

We'll call the Abbey Hotel.

Oh, Bob's a dope book.

No, no.

We'll call the Abbey Hotel.

Hang on.

Sorry.

Hey.

Only direct dialed calls are permitted.

Sorry.

Message 19.

I guess I'll have to call again.

Hang on.

Hello?

This is the Abbey.

Excellent.

Hey, I'm wondering about your spaces.

They're not free at the moment.

Well, this letter here says that I was supposed to come in

and that you guys are open 24 hours a day.

Will you come back now?

What the hell?

I'm going to call them right back.

Jerk off.

Your current balance will allow you to talk for...

Jack Masterson there.

14 minutes, 27 seconds.

I ain't going to play.

Damn bastards.

Damn British.

That's not going to work out.

Why?

Speak up.

Who's news number before he goes to bed?

Who's Nunu?

He sent a number in.

What is this about?

Like of shit.

What?

There's a company called Tesco in the UK.

They are just like Walmart trying to take over the world and easily as gay.

I'm sure they own companies in the States by now.

Here's a number for one of their biggest stores.

It was built on wasteland and smells really, really bad half the time.

Like of shit.

That's nice.

That's a total wanker number.

I haven't heard one.

That's where I wanted to go shopping, to the place that was built over a shit farm.

Yeah.

That's that British engineering there for you.

They got great cars too

Also

We'll sell you

Packaged carts mate

The store is way too large

Some staffer

Roller skates to get around

Ask for mashers

So complain that you are fat

And it is too big

That's funny

Alright I hope they answer

What time is it over there now

5 o'clock in the morning

5.09

That's something

What's a good British greeting

That would be awesome

If I could be on

Roller skates all day

Except not work fast

Yeah you could work for

You could work for like steak

Nah they don't do that

Steak and shake do they

They used to back in the day

That Steak and Shake where you live, it's built for that still.

That'll hit you.

Yeah, it did.

What the hell is this, man?

Is this that Black Titan?

That's that Mr. Handy Dan special.

You know who I'm talking about.

Oh, that guy?

Yeah.

Yeah, the guy with the hair.

And the shoes.

He wears some nice shoes.

Just say, top of the morning to you.

That's a good greeting.

Hey, Milkman.

No.

Top of the big day.

We got another guy.

Dude, you know who Aqua Team Hunger Force is, man?

Yeah, I heard about that on the news.

You heard that shit that happened?

Yeah, they were putting up signs.

They've done it in other cities, but Boston freaked out and thought it was a bomb.

Yeah.

They never tried it.

They were stupid.

They spent a million dollars on detecting it.

It looked like that.

Was it Rainbow Bright?

Was that the board that you stuck things in?

It was a game something.

I forget the name of the character.

What was the board that had little things that you plugged in?

It wasn't Rainbow Bright.

That was a chick.

No.

What was it called?

Light Bright.

Yeah, Light Bright.

Turn on the color of magic.

It looked like that.

It looked like a light bright thing

of one of the characters from there

and it had flashing lights

and people thought they were bombs.

What, are you stupid?

Damn it, man.

So this guy here, Howie Carr, right?

He's a columnist for the Boston Herald

where this happened.

That's a picture of the guy who did it.

One of the guys who did it right there.

You see him?

The other guy had dreads.

Yeah, they were arrested.

You know what?

They were quoted today.

They came out to talk to the media

for the first time.

The first thing that this guy said was

we're not gonna talk

we're not gonna answer

any questions

if they don't have to do

about hair

if they don't have to do

with hair

because they both have

like really dreaded hair

or whatever

so anyway

this guy here

does this columnist

this asshole

I don't know

I'm being too political

Javi Carr

let's see what he says

how about people

who listen to

Aqua Team Hunger Force

apparently

he says that the guy

who calls himself

quote unquote

an artist

he's saying he's not

an artist

is a synonym

for which means

unemployed

so if you're an artist

I guess that means

it really means

you're unemployed

employed you're not you're a slacker uh let's see what else he says that he needs to be teabagged

and to call his number real quick oh jesus i'm trying to get into something here that that ass

that ass anyway this guy pretty much he goes on to say that he needs a teabagging all right well

these yeah i do understand he needs a teabagging but this this guy pretty much is an asshole he

pretty much said that anybody who listens to aqua team hunger force is a loser and uh and uh he's

He's a racist, and he talks about the guy.

The guy is from, what's that, Belarus, and he says that it's a third world piece of crap country.

So we'll call him next, but let me call this Nunu number first since he's so adamant about what he's doing.

He's anxious to get his tea bag in.

By the way, I am partaking in a vessel's brown ale.

I'm out walking my dog.

All right, good.

Good for you.

So, yeah, Will, you ready?

Yeah.

All right.

Welcome back, earth dog.

Hello.

Hello, love.

I can't.

I can't do it.

We need a good British song, you know?

Do the f***ing Stoogan accent, mate.

We'll do that.

Uh, Jesus Christ.

Sorry.

Your call, 447-334-1050, cannot be completed as dialed.

Huh.

Please check the number and dial again.

Message.

Let's see if it lets me do it again.

Enter your destination number now.

Your current balance will allow you to talk for 4 hours, 23 minutes, 16 seconds.

there we go hello good morning is this tesco hello is this tesco yep how you doing sir hello

i had a question sir good morning is there good morning good morning can you hear me

yep jesus christ you got your you got your tea your coffee sorry look sir i weigh 482 pounds

what's that in kilograms sir i'm from alerica give me a stand yep okay and i weigh 482 pounds

You know how much that is in kilograms?

Not a clue.

Well, look, I'm really fat, okay?

And I got a problem because I just went in there and I wanted to get some peanut water.

Toilet paper, right?

And toilet paper was on the other side of the goddamn store.

482 pounds.

That's like 900 kilograms, right?

I get down there.

A huge long walk.

I have to stop and sit down twice because I got to catch my breath.

You understand what I'm saying?

What's up?

Who's that talking in the background?

Intelligible.

I don't think he can understand what I was talking about.

Let me see if I can call him again.

This time not as the fat guy

Because that was unintelligible

Please enter your destination number now

I'll do that

Well this show's going nowhere

This show's going nowhere

Horrible show

Danger, danger Will Robinson

Worst show ever

You got me on mute, mute, that's the problem

Oh yeah, that's what did it

We couldn't hear Milkman

Even if you were not on mute

We couldn't hear you

We wouldn't know what you were talking about

What's going on with the story?

Anybody talking in the chatroom?

Milkman, you want to give us a recap real quick

of what the action is in the chat rooms?

Yeah, man.

Everybody is really amazed about this payola for high-pitched Eric

that he's not even doing a show and he's still getting paid.

Yeah, that's right.

The rest of the other people are asking why they're not getting paid

and they're not doing a show really either.

Yeah.

That's something.

And even false saying.

High-pitched Eric's got a sugar daddy.

He doesn't even do a show.

And Lego's paying him.

That's what I'm saying, man.

That's fucked up, you know?

So, yeah, man.

You know, it's a damn shame that he's being built.

I hope and pray for Dr. Lego.

You know, that's all I can say.

I got the best of intentions for him.

Maybe he'll respond.

I don't know.

Maybe he's listening tonight.

Dr. Lego, if you want to tell us what's going on on your side of things.

I know you're in seclusion right now, but now's the time to call in.

And congratulations, though, for being mentioned on the Howard Stern Show.

I haven't been mentioned on there yet.

Zolar has, right?

And KDK, now Lego has, and I have not.

So there we go.

Again, they're better than me, because I suck at this.

Right, Will?

I don't know yet.

I don't know.

I'm not saying that, man.

That's just wrong.

You suck.

Earth Dog.

Earth Dog sends in a number for the Playboy Mansion.

Yeah.

Yeah, I will make it there one day, Will, and I'll bring you along.

Okay.

I'm getting married there, as a matter of fact.

All right.

Getting married at the Playboy Mansion.

I think anybody's been...

I'm sure Hef's been married there, right?

Yeah.

He's got girlfriends that live there, and then when their rotation is done, he brings

He's got some new girlfriends.

He's got, like, about eight girls who are, like, his women.

They stay at the house.

Yeah.

It's, like, 360's guy.

Isn't there a reality show for the girls who are, like, across the street?

And he owns the house, too, but it's for, like, the playgirls.

The uglier ones.

They're the ones in training.

Oh, the training ones.

I didn't know about that.

Yeah, they're like the minor league team.

They're kind of like the Chicago Cubs, and they used to have, like, the Daytona Cubs.

You know what I mean?

They'd be out there, and they played in Daytona.

And, you know, when it was an opening up, they get a shot, you know, they might get a little spread on, you know.

We need our own reality TV show.

We do.

We should get a webcam.

You know that one dude on TV down here, it's somebody with nuts.

Mickey Mouse?

No, it's like some show, it's like Beer and Nuts.

It's called Beer and Nuts.

There's a show called Beer and Nuts?

It's syndicated in like Central Florida only.

Yeah?

Is the guy funny?

And it's like retarded.

All right.

And he's on the air.

And he gets this, I'm like, wow.

We should do a TV show.

I heard you can, for $350, you can get 30 minutes of airtime on Bright House.

$350 an hour?

Half hour.

A half hour for $350?

Yeah.

See, we could fund that somehow.

Wow.

Get on one of their stations or something like that.

Yeah, we could do this for a half hour.

That would be so stupid.

We'd be like, what's up, y'all?

It's Carlito and Will.

Hey, that was the family auto mart man could do it.

You can do it.

Bad fucking guy.

Family Auto Parts.

You got to get that song.

Yeah.

These people don't know what the hell we're talking about.

I know.

Central Florida rules.

Yeah, Central Florida.

Yeah.

You didn't buy the right.

You paid too much.

You remember the dude that used to sell the tires?

Allied Discount Tires.

You remember that?

You weren't here.

You don't remember that.

I don't think I remember that.

Yeah, that was his dude.

He sold tires.

He's like, Allied Discount Tires all the time.

That's all he used to say all the time.

He's this old dude.

He's like, Allied Discount Tires.

Anyway, Earthdog says, be a celebrity.

Ask your crew who you can be.

Who can I be?

Rotisserie Wallace?

You know, Will's got to come up and start breaking barriers, man.

Let's see.

What's a good one for you?

You don't know who Rotisserie Wallace is, do you?

Can you do Jerry?

Jerry.

Jerry Springer?

Ah, Seinfeld.

Oh, no, I can't.

No?

No, no, no.

I got this black dude I do.

It's not even a good voice, but it works.

His name is Rotisserie Wallace, and he plays for the Patriots.

The quarterback.

Four-string quarterback.

Tell him you're with the Players Club in LA or some shit.

You ever see Any Given Sunday?

It's got that black guy in it.

Yeah, it's got a few black guys.

Yeah.

It's got Al Pacino, too.

Yeah.

He's the king of the blacks.

Yes, man.

Italians are all half black.

I'm talking bullshit.

We need to do a prank call.

We are calling.

Let me go into the pool here.

Earthdog really wants me to call the Playboy Mansion.

I'm over here with inline production.

All right, I'm going to call Wise Fool's number.

A chick named Serena who just got her cell phone, her new cell phone, about two hours ago.

Call the stoner chick with the new phone.

With the new phone.

That's right.

We're going to call that right now.

Serena?

Serena, what's up, man?

I need to talk to my girl.

She told me to give you a call at this number because you just got this phone.

She told me to give you a call because you just got this phone.

Yeah, I need to talk to her.

Who?

The girl, Serena.

She stole my girl's phone, and they told me that you had it.

I'm Serena.

The cell phone company told me that this girl, Rina, had her cell phone.

It got stolen from her today, and she lost it or something.

No, they connected the SIM card.

It was lost, and they found it, and they said they'd give Rina a call on this number.

She had the phone.

She bought the phone.

You understand what I'm saying?

Hello?

Yeah, hey, man, Rina's got my girl's phone, man.

Do you have the right phone number?

Yeah, man, the cell phone company told me to call here that they tracked the SIM card down to you all, man.

I don't have a SIM card, dude.

Whatever it is, it's either the chip or the SIM card.

They said that this phone right here is my girl's phone that got stolen from her.

It says someone connected it today, and they told me they'd give you guys a call here and get it worked out.

So who's this Reno?

You'll have to take it up with TELUS, because I just got it at the TELUS shop.

Well, TELUS said that they made a mistake, that it was supposed to be turned in,

and they were supposed to keep it because it was stolen.

But they didn't tell the TELUS agent in time when they called in to this data center to get the phone activated.

All right, hold on.

I'll give you my information, and tomorrow after work I'll go down to the TELUS store.

Okay, so...

And you can meet me there, and we can talk to the representative or whatever.

I need your insurance information and your social security number.

I'm not going to give that to you over the phone.

Well, I need the insurance information.

It's an accident.

We're supposed to trade information.

No, I'm trying to trade information with you.

Well, um, like, who told you that it was the phone?

Agent 28 at Telus.

That it's your phone?

That's right.

No.

They sold it to you and it's not supposed to be your phone.

You're supposed to give it back, man.

Give it back.

Come on.

Okay, what's my name then?

Rena, man.

It said Rena.

They wanted to tell us the last name because they said it was private information, but

they gave us your address and phone number.

Mm-hmm, but that's my nickname.

That's not even my real name.

S-E-R-E-N-A.

I'm just trying to trade my insurance information with you

So you guys can come down and work on this accident

Because I'm not going to pay this deductible

That's all I got to say

You know what all I got to say is

I don't want to pay

Hey shithead

Take it up with the fucking store

You bitch listen

I'm going to go down there

I'm going to make you eat the phone

And then you're going to shit it out

And you're going to

I am better than you

I am better than you sir

That guy's funny. Hang on, let me try to call him back.

Young man, who do you think you are to hang up the phone on me?

Who is the young man who dares hang up the phone on me?

You work for TELUS, but you couldn't get my last name.

I am the CEO of TELUS.

But you couldn't get my last name.

I'm not allowed to give that information out over the phone, ma'am.

Now, I would like to give you my insurance information. Do you have a pen to write it down?

Well, then...

My name is Ralph TELUS.

Dude, man, straight good.

If there's a problem, we're going to make a trip down to the store tomorrow, okay?

This is dirty pool.

You're playing dirty pool, sir.

All I got to say is you sound like a fucking ripoff.

Straight good, man.

You want to fucking fraud us or something?

You want to know about a ripoff?

Hey.

Give me a break.

Hey, shit.

Hey, sir.

Sir.

Hey, shit, nothing.

Sir, shit.

Shit.

Please, shut up, please.

Shut up, please.

I'm reading your shit.

Please shut up.

Shut up, please.

Okay, listen

What I'm trying to explain

We bought this

You didn't even fucking talk to me

I just want to explain what's going on, man

Should I call him again?

Alright, we'll leave him alone now

Will said no, so we can't

Fucking Will

So that was fun

Was that a good?

That was alright

Alright, good

Yeah

Give a little applause for that

Alright, good

I feel great

Yeah, you see

You, you shit

You don't know what you're doing

I am better than you

I don't know what that was about

I've got this narcissistic thing kicking around now

So, Will, who do you got in the Super Bowl?

The Patriots?

I suppose so.

No, seriously.

You don't watch football?

Who's the other one?

The Bears?

The Bears and the Colts.

Colts.

What's the Patriots got to do with it?

No, no, no.

I was just quizzing Jonathan to see if he knew.

I'm like, Jonathan, you ready?

I don't know.

The Bears haven't won one in what?

Forever?

84?

Before.

Was it the 84 Bears?

Cars are made?

Where's Milkman?

Is Milkman on the phone?

Oh, shit.

Milkman's.

Milkman, what year was the Bears?

I'm sorry.

I forgot.

84?

Whatever

I forget

I'm sorry

Oh, 85

85

Good Colts

Colts fucking take it all

Yeah, whatever

One team to take it all

The Colts

It's not gonna happen

It's not gonna happen, sir

Oh, yeah

Get ready for nothing

Oh, yeah

Play the song

Play the song for me tonight, man

We are the champions

Yeah, so you're not doing nothing for the Super Bowl, Will?

What's going on with you?

You gonna drink some beer?

Oh, that's right

I have it off and I forgot that's what's happening

I'll probably go see my parents and we'll probably watch the Super Bowl.

Good, good.

It's like an unofficial holiday, right?

Yeah, these days.

Yeah.

I'm trying to find the Super Bowl shuffle here.

Hang on.

The new Super Bowl shuffle, Super Bowl shuffle, shuffle.

Hey, wait a minute.

Play my cold song.

I sent that in first.

All right, I'm playing it right now.

You got it.

Thank you.

Aw, man.

Someone had it yanked off of there.

That sucks, man.

That sucks.

sucks. Anyway, whatever. I guess we can't

I guess we can't lose him.

It doesn't matter.

They're not going to win anyway.

Anyway.

They ain't got a chance.

Yeah, I guess we'll play your stupid...

Get the coach all the way!

Anyway, we'll be right back after this.

This is the next prank call.

I'm going to call...

Play the Peyton Manning song.

Yeah, yeah, I'll get right on that.

I'm going to call the BP Express first.

All right?

I'm not playing that country shit, though.

I'm sorry.

Play my damn song, damn it.

I listen to this fucking stinking ass rap every week.

Too bad, man.

This is a madhouse.

Not the outhouse. This is stupid. You will never hear a country in a show again.

No, we have got normal unleaded, ultimate unleaded.

Oh, yeah, but is it gasoline?

No, I don't think...

Can you ask if you have gasoline real quick for me, though?

I have no clue, mate.

You might have it on aisle 12, I think, or something.

Just ask if you've got gasoline real quick, man, come on.

Well, I have no clue, mate.

You don't have a boss?

No, he's not in yet, no.

Damn it, man. So what are you, you guys got coffee?

We haven't got coffee yet.

What about hot dogs?

It's very busy, man.

If you want to tell,

what exactly is your query, you know?

If you want to ask me something,

I can tell you.

Otherwise, you know, it's very busy

and I can't talk on the phone.

I'm calling ahead.

Hello, sir.

I'm calling ahead

to let you know that I'm coming in

and I want seating

and I want good service from you.

Okay?

Thank you, ma'am.

It's getting very busy, man.

And if I don't get it,

you know, you're feeling,

but, you know, we don't do gasoline.

I really apologize for the inconvenience.

I'm sorry.

Bye.

I'm sorry.

Please enter your destination number now.

She was smart enough that gasoline is petrol, you stupid British idiot.

Stupid dumbass.

They were real polite there.

Like, you'll prank all these people and they're like, sometimes they just sit there and let you go off.

Sometimes they're like, I don't know.

They get really real polite.

Like, they won't just hang up.

They'll tell you, I'm hanging up now.

You know?

They'll be like, I'm hanging up now.

Every time.

I'm going to hang up now.

Like, okay.

Like in America

Like fuck you

Click

You know what I mean

That's what I'm used to

They're polite

Yeah I'm gonna hang up now

Bye

But they'll say goodbye

Like you say goodbye back

Like goodbye

Goodbye

I'm gonna hang up now

Like it's a big deal

Very polite

Earthdog wants me to call

The Playboy Mansions

Yeah

Um hang on

James

I bear maced

A couple guys

And they thought it was him

And me

What the hell is bear mace

Jesus

They make special mace for bears

This here will take a bear out.

Oh, damn it.

Bear mace.

Yeah, shit.

Where do you live that you need bear mace, man?

Is it Alaska or something?

Maybe Canada.

Is he from Canada?

He is in Canada.

Okay, that makes sense.

Canadians got to buy bear mace.

That's funny.

They got big mace bombs.

Bears all over the place.

Bears.

That's scary, huh?

They got some bears out there.

Don't they have cougars, too?

I think it's like Canadian cougars, right?

Yeah, geese.

Or is that a team?

Is that a basketball team?

Is that one of the NBA teams?

They love hockey.

Wasn't it the Toronto Cougars?

It's one of the Raptors, right?

Yeah.

The Toronto Maple Leafs.

That's hockey.

And what's the baseball team?

The Blue Jays?

Montreal.

The Montreal Expos, man.

The Montreal Expos.

They suck.

The Montreal Giants.

I'm high.

That's funny.

Anyway.

So, yeah.

I guess they got to travel with Bear Mace.

And the guy drives a white S10, and he'll be smoking weed tonight, too.

Well, man, he's just out there giving everybody's business.

Yeah, he's out there giving everybody's business tonight.

He's like, yeah, this girl here, she's probably high.

And she's weird.

Her name's this.

Call her.

Wow.

Okay.

I'm going to put a left ass to it.

You know what I'm going to do, Will?

I'm going to take a break.

Okay.

All right?

Fine.

You don't like that?

I'm sorry.

That is the break right here.

Okay, so everybody, we want you to stay tuned.

We'll be taking more of your live calls, more of your reactions to tonight's development,

developments and uh some more prank calls we'll be back in about five minutes please don't go

anywhere you're listening to madhouse radio on uh on pc 98.6

madhouse radio is live thursday nights at 10 p.m eastern i don't have time for your bullshit

Be sure to visit us online at madhouselive.com

Oh yeah, come over here. I'm going to show you.

Do you want to talk to your mom?

Watch you, bitch. I'm going to fuck her up.

That's all.

There we go.

Oh, I can't hear myself.

There we go. I can hear me.

We're here, everybody. We're back.

We're back.

Yeah, we had to plug it in.

You have a booster, that's why.

Booster, booster, booster.

We got a booster.

Booster.

Alright, I'm shutting up now.

85 Colts

I know this sucks

I don't know

People are just being dumb

In the chat room

And that's good man

Good for you in the chat room

Hooray dumb

I heard

Fidel Castro

Is going to die

On Super Bowl Sunday

That'd be good

People have bets on it

In Miami man

That'd be a bad thing

Yeah

It's right there

Yeah

Wow

People would be riding

On their rafts

And boats

Wow

Going back

You want to talk about

A city in flames

That would be all kind of

Yeah

Fidel Castro dying

On Super Bowl Sunday

It's not called

Pro Player Stadium anymore

It's called something else now

I think it's just called

Dolphin Stadium now

Player

There were no

Remember when starter

Was the shit

Starter jackets

Yeah

I still have my

Starter jacket from high school

They make starter shoes

At Walmart

Yeah you can buy

Starter clothes at Walmart

Back in the day

A starter jacket

Was like $150

You couldn't buy that

At Walmart

Yeah you couldn't

You had to go to

Foot Locker or something

Yeah

They'd be on sale

And they still had it down

You know what

I remember just for feet

That huge shoe store

They had out here

I waited

They had a midnight special

Where all the starter jackets

Were going to be 50% off

I ended up paying 80 bucks

For my

Orlando Magic starter jacket

That sounds so much like a sale

And I had to stay there

Until 1 o'clock in the morning

Like that's how they got you

The store was packed

With people like

They had like

Buy one get one free

Rebox back and rebox

For like the shit

And all that

I don't know

I think all shoes are ugly now

Like I don't

I know

I'm the same way

I like

I miss the shoes

From the 90's

The early 90's

Mid 90's shoes

They look like shoes

They were like

Yeah

Not sneakers

The shoes

They had no red

No basketball shoes

Had red and shit

You had black, white, and blue

That's what you had to work with

You know

Sometimes some gray

You know

It was all Nike and Reebok

For a while

Imagine having wooden shoes

Though

That would suck

That would hurt

Them Dutch

I tell you

Imagine having no shoes

Just a bunch of leaves

Yeah

Popped Bennett

And only five years old

Somalia

Fucking Somalia

That's a place

Right there

Somalia man

You guys do not

Want to go to Somalia

Even caramel sundae

Is getting clutched

It's a good song

And why do we

Send them rice

To rice in Somalia

Why do we

Send people rice

We don't send them

Anything else but rice

Well you gotta see

Cultures like that

They can do a lot

With rice

Rice it expands

And it fills the stomach

Has a lot of nutrients

Carbohydrates

It's easy to make

You just gotta

Boil some water

Can't we send them

Like you know

A can of soup

A can of soup.

You know?

They probably wouldn't like it, man.

You know?

Look at those Chinese, Japanese.

Chicken noodle.

Chicken noodle soup.

All right.

Chicken noodle soup.

Send some fruit roll-ups, man.

Come on, man.

With a soda on the side.

Twinkies don't ever expire.

Send some Twinkies.

Thank you.

You can drop them from the top of the plane.

They won't smash.

And when they hit the ground, they'll just be fine.

There'll be no cream in them when it moves out.

It'll be like the Terminator.

Just like they smash and they go back.

You know, like the T-1000.

He just forms himself back

Twinkies, dude

Twinkies are great

Wow, we're high, dude

Damn, I'm high

I don't know about you

Are you drinking and driving tonight, man?

Hell yeah

Nah, just one

Lies

All lies

Lies

What is so hard to get started online?

Alright, who do we call?

Do we call Britain?

Do we keep calling Britain here?

Oh

Oh, I thought you were talking about somebody else

No

I was like

Oh, that Britain

I was like

We could mess with his head

We can tell him his voice is in his phone.

He'd probably freak out.

For real, man?

That's an interesting dude.

No, seriously, we got to call the Abbey Hotel.

There's an adult bookstore in Oregon.

God, I'm really burpy today.

Really gassy burpy.

That's gay.

AS Pussy in England.

PJ Cox in Southwick, Wiltshire, Britain.

What else?

We called the BP Express.

That was fun.

We've got Jay Gordon coming, and we've got, okay, Earthdog, fine.

We'll call the Playboy Mansion coming up now, the Playboy Mansion.

How many people are listening tonight?

48 people?

Eh, all right, yeah.

Want to call Bale's Bondsmen?

No.

They have really good tracing, I think, at Bale's Bondsmen.

Bale Bondsmen.

They do a very good job with tracing.

Anyway, we're going to be right back with the next prank call of the night, folks.

How can I help you?

Hey, is this the mansion?

Hello, how can I help you?

Hey, how you doing, sir?

Yeah?

Can you hear me?

Am I on speakerphone still?

No, you're not.

Super. Is this the mansion?

Yes, it is.

Hey, my name is Rotisserie Wallace, sir.

I am the twin brother of George Wallace, and he is a football player, and he's interested in coming in.

We want to make it happen.

George Wallace, what team does he play for?

He played for the New England Patriots, sir.

Okay.

Do you not know who George Wallace is?

What's that?

My God, sir, you don't know who George Wallace is?

I don't want to sound rude, but am I supposed to?

He's a walking God.

I don't know. I don't believe you.

He's a walking Jesus Christ

Then how come they couldn't take the call?

Oh, well, he retired back like in 68, sir

Call back tomorrow morning

He retired in 68

He got me, I hesitated

I got nervous

Whoops

Because of the mansion

Yeah, I know, man

It's very nerve-wracking to talk to those people there

That guy right there answers the phone, he probably gets late every night

He's probably getting ahead right now

I don't know why you're playing this, but we're going to call Jay Gordon coming now

Your current balance will allow you to talk for 3 hours, 37 minutes, 31 seconds.

The worst night for music, Milkman.

Thank you.

Appreciate that.

How are you doing, Ms. Cumming?

Fine.

Good.

Good morning.

Did I wake you?

Oh, it's all right.

Don't worry.

Huh?

Don't worry.

Well, I'm just wondering what you were wearing.

Sorry?

I was wondering what you were wearing.

Is it lacy?

Is it...

Please answer again.

That was stupid in childhood.

Hang on.

I'm going to try to call her again.

Okay.

I got a great idea, bud.

Welcome to BT answer 1571.

Wow.

The person you're calling is not available.

Please leave a message after the call.

This is a head service here.

I was on my own body.

We're going to hang up now.

Well, I had a great idea about calling her from the Ministry of American Phones.

And just asking her that we're tracing the man now.

We're going to take care of it, madam.

And I said, the next time you need to actually...

Call her.

You should have kept the guy going a little bit.

Let me try.

Alright, let me try calling PJ Cox then.

Alright, hang on.

Let's put some porno music here.

I'm taking a...

Oh, I don't have any porno soundtracks?

That sucks.

I thought I would.

I thought I had...

Yeah, see?

There we go.

Oh, it's under porn.

P-O-R, I think.

There we go.

Yeah.

Alright, hang on.

We'll be right back with another prank call.

You broke it.

Hello, Mrs. Cox?

Yeah.

How you doing, madam?

Alright, thank you.

I'm just calling around this morning.

I was trying to see if I could find a lovely lady who might be up and want to talk to me.

Are you interested in talking to me?

I'm gonna call A.S. Pussy now, hang on.

Your current balance will allow you to talk for...

3 hours 34 minutes 21 seconds.

This is Mr. Pussy?

No.

Who's this, Mr. Poussey?

Aw, hang up real quick, that sucks.

Please enter your destination number now.

Someone's gonna answer, we'll call E. Beer.

I need more British people, everybody.

Welcome to our voicemail service.

Aww.

Your calling isn't around right now.

Oh, come on.

Okay, this is Sweet Sensations Adult Boutique, and this is in Portland.

Sensations, this is Anthony. How may I help you?

Anthony, are you guys still open until later tonight?

Yeah.

Like, how much later?

We're open until 2 a.m.

2 a.m.? All right, so I've got some time then, right, because I've got to finish up work real quick.

Okay, what was that?

I was wondering, I'm kind of embarrassed to ask that, but do you have those Fleshlight things?

Fleshlight? Like a mail toy?

Something like that, yeah.

I'm looking for, like, a fake, you know, fake thing.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, we do got good ones of those.

We got stuff that's cyberskin, which is freaking raw.

Are they good?

I have two of them myself.

So do you have to add, like, baby oil to it, or how do you do it?

I don't know.

Just any lube would work.

So you just stick...

You just put any type of lube in there, then?

Yeah, you just do as a...

Some of them have their own lubes that come with it,

but most of the time, any lube will work.

Yeah.

Just enough so it gets a little bit moist,

you're not, like, basically, uh, hurting yourself.

But, uh, yeah, I'm very,

it was pretty and I was born all over toys,

all over toys, so, uh,

I like the stage.

Come in, check it out,

and we can throw your questions to you.

So, so, how do I, um,

how exactly do I check it out?

Like, do you have some there that I can at least touch

to feel the texture of it?

Yeah, we have, we have some of the stuff.

You guys remember, uh,

some of the stuff, they have, like, little, uh,

like, you know, looking at this one, uh,

this deck, buddy, it has this little mouth on the side of it.

A little sample, like, uh, so you can feel the skin on it.

So, yeah, a couple of them do.

Okay, can you, um, can you tell me what it says on the box?

What do you mean?

Well, how much is this one, first of all?

Is this the one you consider to be the best one?

Uh, do you want one of the best ones, or?

I want the best possible.

I got a settlement check, and I'm, my wife is out of the picture, I need some.

Oh, I hear that, brother.

Yeah.

Well, there's ones for 300 and something, which is, you could have Jenna's ass and pussy.

Okay, all in one?

All in one, yeah.

So it's like her torso, pretty much.

Yeah, they're lower torso, you know, bending over or sitting up.

Those are by far our best ones.

How much leg do you get?

If you want something more, less expensive, less than $300,

we have stuff that's pretty comparable to that, and it's $41.95 for that.

$41.95?

It's a lot smaller, though.

What does it say? Like, read out to me what it says on the box.

I'm trying to get a picture of what it says.

What's their spiel?

Basically, it's a cyber skin, sex bunny, soft skin, virtual touch, texture provides the ultimate experience and sexual pleasure.

And, okay, yeah, it's sort of hard to explain on what it looks like over the phone because a lot of them are, they all look different and they all have different things.

It all depends on what your specifications, if you want, like, mouth or pussy, flag.

But you definitely have ass, right?

We definitely got ass.

Is there a difference between the black one and the white one?

It's just mainly black.

It doesn't look like, I mean, not too black, right?

Oh, no, it's not like darkness, darkness, but there is, like, a sort of darkness.

Okay, alright, well, I'm kind of interested in this, so how would I maneuver this exactly?

I mean, do I just kind of put it on the coffee table and just...

Uh, no, for the Jenna's vibrating ass and pussy, you could, uh, either set it up in your bed or basically anywhere.

Well, let me just tell you the truth about, like, I came in there earlier and I saw it and I wanted to get it, but I was kind of embarrassed to, you know?

Oh, no problem.

But I was, what I really wanted to ask you was, can I, can I smell your fingers?

What's up?

Can I smell your fingers?

Well, I personally don't have any.

You don't have any, you don't have any fingers?

No, I have fingers, but I don't know about them.

You wouldn't let me smell them?

Uh, no, I don't.

Do you, could I smell your money?

Smell your wallet?

Pull your fucking leg hairs out?

I'm not entirely sure.

Fuck yeah, man.

You want to pull your leg hairs out?

Yeah.

You got any hair on your ass?

Sorry, bro.

Basically all I can do is tell you boys.

You got nice hairy knuckles, though.

I'm not able to specifically say, sir.

When did your knuckles get so hairy?

I'm not entirely sure, but I have other customers I have to tend to, sir.

I want to smell your hands.

I'm sorry, bro.

I want to smell your hands.

This is the torso.

This is the pussy.

That was gay.

I'm sorry, guys.

That was kind of fun, though.

Thank you for that.

So there it is, folks.

Hell yeah.

You can do it if you don't get that echo.

I don't know what that means.

What's that mean?

Did that go over well, Milkman, with the music?

What do you think?

What are the kids saying?

Milkman.

Call James.

Hello?

Hey, I'm talking to you, sir.

Oh, okay.

You were on the line the whole time.

You didn't.

Well, no, you were.

I wasn't talking to you, but you couldn't hear me.

Oh, well, no, I had a prank call going, man, you know.

I'm sorry.

I was in background learning.

I made a mistake.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I made a mistake

Milkman stop that

You should try doing a prank call

Stop being dirty

You should try doing a prank call

You want to call Anglin damn you

I'm talking to you

Why don't you call that number that Nene put in man

I did

And what'd he say

What'd the guy say

I messed with him a little bit

He said he was busy

He was busy

Everybody tonight is busy

And he said that petrol is not gasoline.

Yeah, he's a stupid...

Well, ask him if he's got a flashlight, man.

Oh, I don't want to ask him for the...

What's he doing with the flashlights, man?

Smell his fingers.

I'm going to smell your fingers, Milkman.

They smell like shit.

You smell like shit!

Yeah.

I don't know where that came from, smelling fingers, but...

I'm really not into that.

We got a breaking news here from AOL Instant Messenger.

We have a message from Prankmaster.

Milkman, he says,

says, fuck the dead, say it if you're a friend of mine, or even if you care about me. Well,

I won't say it then. Sorry. I don't know what his problem is. Are they fighting? The dead

is, uh, isn't the dead being dumb? Doesn't everybody pretty much hate the dead right

now? Alright. Oh, they're banning DD and stuff, man. I don't know why, man. After everything

he's done, man. Yeah, that's something. I don't know, good for him, the dead. That's

what he deserves. He can be a bit of an ass sometimes, you know? You learn to respect

Authority

And behave yourself

And just because

You're handicapped

Doesn't mean that you get

A free ride

Right Will?

That's right

So

There we go

It's nice

Yeah

What is nice

The song?

No

What?

The handicap

Oh the handicap

That make you good

You gotta be nice to handicap

They get the sports cars

And stuff

You don't ever see them

With the BMWs

And the Lexuses

And spend

Forty thousand dollars

On a car

And then they cripple

That must suck

Yeah

Or just a really short guy

how much does it suck to be the really you know really short guy like you know

of the whole store five two five three you know i'm saying like people like four nine

hey i don't know anybody who's four nine okay like five yeah like five two five three that

would suck if it was like five three short people call you shorty all the time you know

you always end up trying to get get with a tall girl super tall girl you ever see that was like

really short really short italian guy and he's with a really tall blonde girl i wonder if

Because he has to stand on a stool.

Knees to toes.

Everybody?

Knees to toes.

No, toes to nose.

Toes to nose.

Toes to O's, not nose.

When they fuck, they fuck toes to nose.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

I don't know.

We're going to do a few more prank calls and we're out of here, Will.

All right.

I got class tomorrow.

I got an important class.

And I haven't done my homework yet.

I've got to sleep in tomorrow.

Bastard.

Yeah.

Not me.

I'll be at UCF.

where you can't finish.

Okay.

We'll call any special numbers.

Jonathan says nothing.

Wiseful, we called his number already.

Nunu, we called that number.

We'll close that out.

Earthdog, we called the mansion.

So Storm Shadow, a.k.a. Lonesome Loser, it is.

Now the phone is ringing.

This better be good.

Philadelphia.

You know anybody in Philly?

Philadelphia's wrong.

Hello?

Hi, Carlito.

Who's this?

Oh, what's up, man?

What's going on?

Oh, nothing.

Who is this again?

Peepers.

Oh, is that how you pronounce it?

Yeah.

I thought it was Dupree this whole time.

No, that sounds retarded.

D-E-P-R-I-S, right?

Yeah, that's just silent, though.

I thought you said Peepers at first, and I thought it was also Loser, but...

No.

I always thought it was Dupree, like French.

Oh, I thought you were some kind of Canadian French faggot.

No, I'm from Philadelphia.

You're from Philadelphia the whole time.

Yeah.

Oh, all right, man.

You never called in before.

That's pretty cool.

Will, I see that we're making friends.

Will, this is Deepris.

Where's your phone at?

Ah, shit.

Whatever.

Will says hi.

Yeah, so...

Who's that?

Will, he's this...

I don't know, some guy I met.

Oh, right.

Okay, here's it.

That'll put you to sleep, Will.

I know.

I need some...

Yeah, it's Salmon X.

I got some new stuff at home.

Man, you pop two of those, you're good to go.

This is better.

This is a natural...

Yo, are you from New York?

No.

Hell no.

I'm from Florida.

Born and raised, man.

Okay, cool.

Orlando.

That's right.

I went down there once.

Yeah?

my dad took me to disney world everybody but he never let me go there he we went down there and

he just uh kept me in the hotel arcade are you for real like waiting in the lines and

that's the thing by the pool girls all day it sucks you go by disney world the whole time

hey there's disney yeah let's go to the arcade god you know how expensive i always wanted to

get high and like go with mickey mouse yeah yeah don't yeah but they got they got four

I've done that dude

You've never done that before

Epcot I heard is the best one to do that at

I haven't done that

Andy's done that before

You don't know Andy but he's done that

People go to Disney World on acid and stuff like that

Can you imagine though

Wow

Wow he came to life

That would really be fucked up

What would be the most fucked up ride to do on acid at Disney World

No and imagine

If you started seeing that Fantasia shit

with the bros

and shit

just walking

around

that would freak

me out

right, we got to do it.

Do they have train cars there?

Train, I'm sure they got everything.

Train cars?

Yeah, like a train car.

They've got the train that goes around the...

All you gotta do is lift it up, Will.

That would probably be pretty scary.

You need the train.

They got that safari, too, out there, man.

That'd be some shit.

That fake safari with fake machines and stuff and fake Indians.

Oh, yeah, I didn't really give a shit about that stuff.

That's like Africa-themed.

Yeah, like fucking 60s style.

It sucks.

Yeah, fuck that.

Yeah.

All right, man.

Well, it was good talking to you, brother.

Okay.

Thanks for checking in.

Don't be a stranger.

Yeah.

Tell a friend and all that, man.

Right.

Right, right, right.

Take care.

Later, man. Take it easy. Bye.

That was Dupree, everybody.

Anyway, now we can get to the

last call of the night.

I was saying, it's going to be in England.

Why did I put Milkman on mute?

You see, Milkman's got a lot of background

noise. That's what it is.

I do it subconsciously because I'll be

like talking and all I hear

is like

That's what you sound like over there.

Like all the time.

The poor sisters of Nazareth.

I just got

I'm going to welcome Deppie to the madhouse.

Oh, okay.

Well, there you go.

I got the poor sisters of Nazareth in England.

Who is that?

I don't know.

It sounds like a mission.

Well, hell.

Manor Hill Penitentiary?

Where?

We should call that prison in the UK.

Where's the prison?

No, I'm just saying.

I thought it says Primpton.

Pretom?

I don't see that.

Where are you reading that?

No.

Oh, Prince and Herside.

Merseyside?

I don't know.

I can't read.

Hersyside.

Oh, Hersyside, man.

Mersey.

Manor Hill.

Merseyside.

Yeah.

I can't get it.

Whatever.

Hang on.

Let me copy-paste it.

I'll put it here.

Oh, that's an M.

Merseyside.

Okay, good.

Merseyside.

All right, everybody.

We're going to call the poor sisters of Nazareth in Merseyside.

Sounds like nuns.

Tell me you want to join

I'm going to do something

I'm going to join somebody

Someone's getting something tonight

This morning I guess

So we're there right

It's 5 or 6 o'clock in the morning going on

Holy shit

This is the last prank call of the night

Any song requests Milkman

Please don't make it a Nasty Country song

Please God

Go Colts

Oh Milkman's son

Did we already play that though right

I Like Big Tits

Yeah we played it

Play that one for me

Play I Like Big Tits

Milkman likes Big Tits

You're nasty

You just said this goes out to sweet kids

Because he just said that to his girlfriend over the air.

That's it.

You're perverted, man.

I did not.

Yes, you did.

Play the tape back, Will.

Get that tape.

I'm not exaggerating.

Yeah, man.

Oh, Sweet Kisses has big tits.

See, right there.

I heard it.

I heard it right there.

I didn't say that.

He did.

What?

Money.

Sucks.

Hello.

Hello, ma'am.

Breathing out of the phone.

Hello.

Hello, ma'am.

Hello.

Good morning.

How are you?

Who am I speaking to?

My name is Ralph Mendez. How are you?

Tell me who you're wanting to speak to.

Well, I wanted to see about making a donation to your organization, ma'am.

You see, I've been a sinner, and I have to repent, and I've decided to donate 20,000 pounds,

and I wanted to give it to you ladies because I see that you're very poor.

Could you ring back after 9 o'clock, please, because the office isn't open?

What time is it now?

It's only 6 after 6.

Well, you see, I'm calling from the States. Do you guys have a need for 20,000 pounds? Is that enough money?

It's a brilliant offer, but the person responsible isn't available just yet, okay?

So what can I get for 20,000 pounds, baby?

Could you ring back after 9 and ask for the person in charge?

9 o'clock?

Yeah.

What do you want to do at 9 o'clock?

What do we do at 9 o'clock?

The person in charge, okay?

Do we make love at 9 o'clock?

Yeah, okay.

Oh, God, we're going to make love?

Yes.

I feel you, baby.

I know you like my American accent.

Does it turn you on, the way I speak, with my draw letters and vowels?

M, are you with me?

I don't know what that was about.

Poor sisters.

Poor, poor fucking sisters.

That was the end of the show, everybody.

I hope you enjoyed it.

Milkman, why don't you tell the people how it is.

Yeah, man.

All right.

Great show.

I sure like to thank everybody for tuning in, man.

I'd like to thank our good old buddy, Mr. Minosawasie Chan.

You the mind, man.

M-I ain't that, but we love you, man.

I'd also like to thank, especially, our new listeners, Yanni, Centarius, and our good

All right, Milkman.

Milkman, talk into the microphone for God's sake.

Talk into the mic.

We're just complaining, so.

Anyway, I'd like to thank everybody out there for tuning in to the show, man,

because it's all about you, especially you, the listener.

We love you all.

Man, we do it for you.

I'd like to thank the fearless leader, Mr. Carlito, the generisimo of the madhouse.

Yeah, that's me.

She, she, come on.

I'd like to thank Free Willy.

We love Free Willy.

Thanks for joining us.

Oh, Will.

That's you, Will.

Thank you, Debbie, for calling in.

Debbie?

Who's Debbie?

I want to say, who called in tonight?

Debbie.

Who called in?

Debris.

Jonathan.

Debris.

Thanks for calling in.

It's deeper.

Jonathan.

Jonathan called in.

Debris.

Who else called in?

Also, Black the Sweet Kisses.

That's your girlfriend.

There's a crazy motherfucker from California.

He didn't call in either.

I don't like to think all the people break their kids tonight.

Oh, Jesus.

All right, Milkman.

Good evening, Carnino.

Thanks.

Go Colts.

I don't know what time this is going to be.

Ow.

Will, I want to thank Sean Ward for calling in also.

Will, thanks for coming in.

No problem.

Unfortunately, you're a little late.

Yeah.

But everything's okay.

You know what I mean?

I have some problems.

But it's okay.

I'm going to come back.

We're going to see if we can get a little addition, add-on, and get some sound effects going.

Yeah, we need more sound effects.

We got a guy that might be able to help us do that with some music.

Oh, good.

And we might get somebody with voices next week.

That's good, too.

We need to do that.

We got to diversify our portfolio.

You know what I'm saying?

We got to diversify our bonds.

So I'm trying to work on a couple things for you.

I want to thank Milkman.

Milkman, thank you for the phone card.

Thank you for helping out, man.

Couldn't do it without you.

Thank you, sir.

Hey, it's a great international college, man.

Wonderful, man.

And I guess that's it.

Thank you to Lonesome Loser for confirming numbers.

And thank you for that wise, whatever his name was, wise fool.

Thank you for sending in numbers.

Rocking the UK in the mouth.

Everybody, Earthdog, thank you for sending in a number.

We're done.

We're out of here.

Goodbye.

We'll catch you here next week.

Bad house.

In the mouth.

Admit it.

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