2007-03-15 Show

And who plays?

What happens in America?

Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.

What do you have to do?

Then who helped you out just now?

You piss off, woman.

Don't talk to me like that.

We don't need you anyway, bitch.

Stop.

Fuck you.

Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

Welcome back to the Madhouse.

Yeah, Madhouse Radio.

Coming out so great.

Professional show out there, aren't we?

That's right.

Hell yeah.

We get paid lots and lots of money.

we got yeah we got a new sponsor this weekend we were working on it we were keeping it a secret

so today we're so happy about it coming through today that's why we are late tonight we had a

last minute meeting but i'm excited about it milkman milkman are you here what's up

i guess we're okay we're okay madhouse all right all right i've got the mics right in my you know

what happened you know this guy katie cage will he's like insistent that i go into and milkman's

bothering me over the weekend. You go to come

to Ventrilo and talk on Ventrilo. I go in there

and it's the most boring thing in the world.

What is it? I don't know. Ventrilo is like

this right here. This TeamSpeak thing.

The PCU people are hanging around

in there all the time now. They got this

Ventrilo fever and I go in there and it

messes up my microphone settings.

In order for them to hear me, I have to tweak my

microphone settings and then it ends up

messing it up for this show. I had it nice and perfect

just like I wanted it and now

it messed it up. Milkman, this is your

fault, sir. Your fault.

Damn it.

I'm going to have to talk to the administrator, then.

All right, then.

We'll take a step in the Madhouse boardroom, then.

I'll have to talk to him.

I don't know.

We've got to call an emergency meeting of the Madhouse boardroom.

We'll make that so.

That's right.

I got it.

Check.

He's writing it down.

Right.

You see these, man?

I got one of these from the source.

I got one.

I got two from the source.

Is he selling them?

No.

It's coming free with the...

Every purchase is like $60 or more.

He hooks you up with one of those.

That's awesome, man.

That's great.

You know why?

It works out for him.

Because the amount that you have to fill up in here.

Yeah, that's what happens.

It uses it all up, so you're going to be coming back.

If I could get some Reggie.

You know, I was like, I might use this if I get some Reggie.

Reggie, yeah.

You know, but I'm not going to fill up with this shit.

Yeah, that's going to just fucking.

We're talking about the cyclone pre-rolled cone blunt.

And it's over at zensmoke.com.

It's made in the Philippines, Milkman.

How about that, huh?

You're Filipino.

Right on, man.

You're Philippines.

Oh, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

You're full of penis, so here we are.

What's going on?

That's right.

Real quickly, what's going on in the news, everybody?

Who died?

Anybody dead?

Yes, Brad Delt died.

He killed himself, right?

That's what I hear, that he killed himself.

Yes.

Oh, my God, that's right.

Didn't he light two grills up in his bathroom

and killed himself with carbon monoxide poisoning?

Will, why don't you just kill yourself, right?

Why would you want to do that?

That's how he committed suicide.

He lit two grills.

Two grills in the bathroom.

Once again, I'm coming in really low, man.

Barely audible, I think.

Sucks, man.

Anyway.

I think you sound great.

Well, thanks.

Thanks, man.

There was something else that I wanted to mention.

Someone who had died or something that had happened.

But you know what?

Right now, I don't even remember.

And I can't think about it.

And you know who really cares.

How about we do some prank calls?

That sounds like a plan, man.

Let's do a prank.

I don't know what you're saying.

Maybe I will remember as the night goes on.

Yo, from what I see over here, there was a female teacher having sex with a 15-year-old male student in a car parked behind an elementary school.

And with a what?

Yes, and that was in Georgia.

Okay.

That wasn't in Florida, actually.

Wow.

Is there a picture this time?

I don't know.

Let's see the picture of the teacher.

You got to have a picture of the teacher.

Nah, it's just an article.

Oh, I see.

That's not real.

Give me a picture.

Yeah, everybody out there, find out that a former teacher in Whitfield County, Georgia,

her name is Frances Cook.

Was that it?

Yeah.

She said the sex was in a parked car behind an elementary school.

Wow, man.

With a 15-year-old boy.

And how old is she?

That's brave.

She got balls.

How old is she?

It doesn't say how old she is.

That's how.

I don't even know what to do yet.

It don't matter, son.

It doesn't matter, man.

But I'll tell you what.

There were a few teachers that I wouldn't.

Oh, I had plenty.

Oh, my God.

No, I only had like two.

The man-hot-ass milk action.

That's right.

The cheerleader teacher, man.

My roommate's got milk.

The head cheerleading coach was hot at my school.

She was dating the head football player.

The head football player.

No, no, no, no, no.

Don't laugh.

Don't laugh because that was a slip, but that was a true slip.

She was dating the head coach of the football team, Coach Worthington.

And our top football player, unnamed, was hooking up with her.

Twice.

Twice, sir.

At least that's what was said

You know

I don't know if it was true

But

That was

And she was hot

Oh my gosh

She was like 30

Something 32

I think

Wow

And she was like a cheerleader

Off of college

She just had the mentality

She could go back

Into high school

I think she was a cheerleader

With the dolphins

Or the bucks

Something like that

Also

She wanted to go back

To high school

And then she

Thought all over again

Yeah

But she was nice

Nice

So that never happened

In the 90s apparently

It just

You know

Started happening

In the last 10 years

Whatever

That's what happens right

You got to tap into that work pool.

What else? Is that it?

I think we're done with the news.

Okay, good. That's the news. Fuck it.

KDK fucked his English teacher in 11th grade.

Well, there you go.

That's what's up.

Yay, KDK. You go.

You know, I've never had a friend that had no...

No sex?

No, actually, no. I've had one.

I think I know one.

Maybe two.

Well, no, you're like your friend's mom.

Have you ever had a friend that did someone else's mom?

No, I didn't have that friend, no.

No, I did other people's wives, too.

I had a six-month relationship and a two-month relationship.

I was 18 years old.

I had a two-month relationship with a woman who was 28 and married.

Wow.

And then when I was 24, I had a year-long relationship with a woman who was 23 who worked where we worked.

And she was married that whole time also

Wow

When I was young

When I was young, when I was 18, 19

I was dating, I was like hooking up

And hanging out with women who were like 26, 27

My dad was a pimp too

Hell yeah man, no I just like older women

Not anymore

I'm not a pimp but my dad was

Nice 30 year old woman

You go to the right part of town

You know what you do, you go like around noon or 1 o'clock

To these grocery stores in the nice part of town

Wow

That's where the most women are

before they're at their stay-at-home women and they go out in the middle of the afternoon to

the grocery store and that's where you i thought you were gonna tell me you know what you can go

down to obt and you could be a pimp for a hundred dollars you could be a pimp i'm telling you how

you get a milk that's how you get it you know so uh so what else nothing i say we try to find

something for a prank call we're gonna do prank calls hang on let me get that uh let's start

our early tonight big fat smelly nigger says we must unite we can't let the white man put us down

don't let this don't let these whiteys listen to your show they show us we're colored folks you

know who we need to call on that one crazy fucker al sharpton crazy fucker that's right let me i got

his number right here matter of fact we will call crazy fucker and get an explanation for what

happened with him last week it was out of it was out of hand why don't you agree will fuck that

that motherfucker watch this that's what i say he was kind of kind of wacky him acting the way he

did he's a dick he's being a bit of a dick last week and i'm going to cast him right back with

that yale george bush cheerleader sucker connection you will see that george bush is reputed by

by 29 Yale Illuminae to say that he's a fucking cocksucker.

Okay.

You just cracked your cell phone.

We're going to call the Jamaican Grill.

Hey, Carlito, before we do the prank call, can I tell you?

No.

Can I tell you this?

I had to quit my job.

Uh-huh.

Why?

I had to quit my job.

I didn't know you were working.

Yeah, I was.

I was a door-to-door dildo salesman.

Oh, yeah, okay, that's the job.

I thought you were on SSI.

No, no, sir, I'm going to go on SSI.

Good.

But I'll tell you what, sir,

I had to give up my job as a fucking door-to-door dildo salesman.

You want to know why?

No.

Yeah, go ahead.

Why?

Because they were putting depleted uranium in the dildos.

In the dildos themselves, huh?

They were putting the same guys that are making the bombs,

Boeing Aircraft and McDonnell Douglas and Lockheed,

they started putting depleted uranium in the dildos.

So I would tell all you women out there

who think you're going to have a friend with your dildo,

you better go out and find a real American citizen to have sex with.

Because your dildos now are deadly

because they're putting depleted uranium in them.

No more sex with machines.

All right, can we do a prank call now?

All right.

All right, hang on.

All right.

You hang on.

We'll be right back with that.

I'm hanging on.

I'm hanging on to my testicles.

Yeah, you do that.

That's all my pirate testicles.

God is my big testicles.

They're hard.

Jesus, how are you doing, ma'am?

Hello?

Ma'am, please, in the name of God, talk to me.

Hello?

Hello.

Yes, this is important.

Are you there?

Yes, sir.

This is Joe America.

How are you, sir?

I'm fine, sir.

Good.

I'm here to ask you three questions, and if you fail the three questions,

you will be deported and no longer be a citizen of America.

Are you ready?

I'm going to help you, sir.

Okay.

Who did America fight in the War of 1812?

You have two seconds.

I'm sorry?

Wrong, sir.

Wrong.

Who did America fight in the Spanish-American War?

Go.

I'm sorry, sir?

Who did America fight in the Spanish-American War, sir?

Sir, this is Diffie and Joe.

I have reason to believe that you are a representative of a sleeper cell,

and I'm asking you this question for you to prove that you're really an American, sir.

Do you understand?

I don't know what you're talking about, sir.

Look, I'm a big city lawyer.

Yes, sir.

Now answer my question.

Who did America fight in the Spanish-American War?

I don't know.

You don't know who America fought in the Spanish-American War?

No, sir.

Sir, can you put your mom back on the phone, please?

I'm sorry?

Can you put your mom back on the phone?

My mom?

Yes, put your mom back on the phone.

This is Dominican Girl, sir.

I know.

Let me talk to the lady again, please.

Thank you.

I'm going to put him straight.

Well, watch this.

Hello, Dominican Girl.

Yes, ma'am.

Listen, I don't understand what kind of operation you're running there,

but this young man here is...

What kind of children are you raising there, ma'am?

Hello?

What kind of children are you raising?

Excuse me?

What kind of children are you raising?

They're not patriotic.

How does he not know who America fought during the Spanish-American War?

You're a bad mother.

You should be ashamed of yourself.

What is your son's name?

Where are you trying to call?

This is Jamaican Grill.

Yes, and I was talking to your son,

and he made a very stupid comment,

and I'm here to tell you that you're a bad mother.

Your son.

I was just talking to your son.

No, he's my manager.

No, he's your son.

He told me himself.

He's your 14-year-old son.

Is he enrolled in school right now?

Jamaican girl, this is a business.

He's not a resident.

Yes, and we have reason to believe that there's a child there who's working,

and he's a minor, and he's not supposed to be working,

and he's not going to school.

And I just talked to him.

Hold on.

I'll transfer you to my...

Where is this going, Will?

Where is this going?

My God.

Where is this going, ma'am?

I'm sorry?

Where is this going?

Who is this?

Where have I gone?

Jamaican Grill.

Jamaican Grill, but who is this exactly? What is your position there?

Is this Ms. Grill?

I'm the supervisor.

What is your name, Ms. Grill?

Jolie Novath.

Novath?

Obak, O-B-A-K.

That's not American, is it?

No, it's not, sir.

Where is it from?

I believe it's Japanese.

Now let me ask you a very simple question. Oh, you're Asian?

I am Palauan.

We'll talk about that later.

But what I want to ask you real quick is a simple question.

Who did America fight during the Spanish-American War?

Are you calling to place an order?

I'm asking you a simple question.

And who did America fight during the Spanish-American War?

Well, I have a job to do, and this is a restaurant.

That's not the answer.

If you're going to give us an order, then I'm sorry.

Listen, if you can't answer my question, I'm not going to put my order in.

And it's a big order.

This order will make your whole week.

Is this a recording?

No, this order will make your whole weekend in sales.

You could close for the rest of the weekend, and you wouldn't lose a penny if you take my order.

Okay, your question again.

Who did America fight during the Spanish-American War?

Spanish-American War.

Who did they fight here in Guam?

Yes, in Guam.

Who did they fight?

Who was the enemy during the Spanish-American War?

The Japanese.

Let me talk to your mother, please.

She's in Hawaii.

She's working there.

I know she is.

Why aren't you in school?

We have reason to believe that this restaurant is employing 14 and 13-year-olds who are supposed to be in high school,

and instead they're working here.

What?

Yes.

So put your mother on the phone.

I know she's making you work.

It's okay.

You don't have to be afraid.

You're so dumb.

You don't go to school.

You can't answer that question.

Put your mom on the phone.

It's okay.

We're the good guys.

Go ahead, honey. It's okay, honey. Go put your mom back on the phone.

Hello?

May I talk to your mother, please?

Who?

Your mother, please. The woman who's not letting you go to school.

Is this a different person? My associate is telling me this is a different person. I'm sorry.

Are they gonna come back? Are they just dancing around the phone now? Are they doing Guam?

Pick up the phone. I command you.

Hello?

Whatever. We're done.

The Japanese.

Stupid. Stupid idiot.

The Japanese.

How are you gonna say the Japanese?

the spanish i had asked her three times the spanish american war uh japanese that would be

the japanese american war i thought all those asians were smart man what the hell how come

when it's japan that's attacking us is the it's the world war but when it's just spanish it's the

spanish america because japan was part of the axis and the axis was fighting in europe and africa

and the middle east and asia okay world war man world war everybody was mad dude you ever watched

jericho no that's a fucked up show you need to watch that we're being called by at&t security

everybody coho kill how bad house radio you're on the air what the fuck's up brother what's up

how are you sir oh dude i'm fucking peachy yeah good man i'm glad you're i'm glad you're on you

listening to the show what are your thoughts so far it's really slow who the fuck was that guy

Who was that?

The crazy fucker?

You're talking about the dildos and shit.

He's this crazy guy.

He's funny sometimes, but if we let him off for too long, it's...

I don't know.

That was pretty funny, though.

Yeah.

I have to hand it to you.

That's pretty funny.

No, the guy plays an accordion.

No kidding.

You know what's funny?

At the studio, we got our accordion in the fireplace.

In the fireplace?

I swear to God, dude.

I'll put a picture of it in a minute.

It's just a weird thing.

Like, somebody was fucking playing it, and the engineer got pissed off and threw it in there.

It's been there ever since, like I don't know, it's a weird thing, I don't know

Yeah, that's funny

Did it actually burn? Is it like how it burned?

No, it's just sitting in there, I mean

It's fucked up, I mean, but it's just sitting there

I just left it, it's a weird little hallmark of the play, I don't know, it's just bizarre

That's funny

By the way, you want to hear the Busy Bones story real quick?

Yes, tell me about, you know, Will, do you know who Busy Bones is, you remember him?

Busy Bones, oh

Grab the phone, this is a good story, you might want to talk to Mr. Reckless

Busy Bones

From

Bone Thug

Yep

And he was in that song

With the

Riding Dirty

With what's his face

I think

Chameleon Air

Yeah

But it came out with

Alpha Omega

I think it was

Yeah it was

It was Busy Bones

Yeah

So what's up man

This guy worked with him

Tell us the story

Though anyways

This guy's been here before

He did the whole album

Called The Gift

Right

Like if you remember The Gift

I don't fucking remember it

But

Was it in the 90's

Not 2000 I think

or something like that.

But anyway, he did like a video with us and shit.

We did a lot of shit for him.

He was here for like a year smoking weed like every fucking day

just sitting there letting a beat run

and just fucking sitting there writing lyrics.

Shit.

His manager, now listen to this.

This is the last crazy thing I'm going to tell you

and then I'll tell you his story.

His fucking manager said that guy has like 2,000 fucking songs.

And he hasn't done shit with him.

I know.

It's like, I don't know.

I would just like, I'm going to go,

because we got tapes and all that shit.

I'm going to go and start, I'm going to make a mix of it.

Yeah.

The guy's talented, man.

He was bone, man.

He was like the actual, the good, talented one.

I know.

That motherfucker came in.

Listen to this shit, all right?

Yeah.

So anyway, I get a call like the day before he comes in,

and this guy out of nowhere,

he's some fucking label somewhere out west.

I don't know.

Dude's in L.A.

He basically got him a deal with Virgin Records.

Okay.

Some guy got him his little comeback or whatever.

So he's like, yeah, you want to, he's like,

we need somebody to record real quick.

It's like four remixes.

It was like an Akon, a Beyonce.

uh one i don't even know who the fuck it was all right it's like mims or something does that

sound familiar mims yeah i know it's jibs no m-i-m-s or something yeah they didn't even tell

me who the fuck it was they just put like mims yeah they numbered them and shit but anyways the

guy sent me like over the net and just rough mp3s and then he flowed over them and then they're

gonna mix them for real like an la or some shit oh shit so i just i got to record the vocals for

But anyways, so he's like, yeah, you want, I was like, fuck yeah, I definitely want to do something, I was like, I would cancel shit just to record that guy, you know what I mean?

Right.

So anyways, the fucking, so anyways, I gotta finally, like, I heard from my boss, like, he owes us a lot of money or some shit, and I was like, and he shows up late and he fucks up, but I think he's cleaned up his act or something.

So, anyway, I fucking get a knock at the door when he's supposed to come at, like, 11 in the morning,

and this fucking guy comes in and is talking to me about it.

He's like, hey, this is Busy Bones' manager.

Hi, I'm so, I can't remember his name.

Real clean-cut fucking, like, lawyer, black lawyer dude.

Really?

Like, Nation of Islam looking, or?

Not really.

He's kind of, like, just real cool.

Business degree.

He's pretty cool.

He's just real, like, real clean-cut dude.

He's like, oh, we've got to get the music rolling before Busy Bones comes in.

Okay.

So I'm like, all right.

So I was like, what do you mean?

What fucking music?

And he's like, just play, like, one of the tracks you got.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm like, all right.

So we start fucking playing it.

And then he, like, he waits until I fucking have to play the music.

And then he goes out and gets them.

And he's sitting on the fucking SUV.

He had to have the music, like, some kind of karmic thing?

Not karmic.

I don't know, dude.

It gets weirder and weirder.

Well, he had to use a biggie clasp.

He had to walk in on his presentation.

Wow.

Yeah, it's just weird.

So anyway, I start playing the first song, which is like that men's shit.

or whatever right and then fucking um he fucking starts coming dancing down the stairs and shit

and he just jumps in he wearing this fucking weird ass mink coat and he's like hey how you

doing kiddo he like talks like he raps he does really you know he's like hey how you doing man

yeah he talks just like that yeah dude and he's like so i'm like all right and i started and then

like everything fucked up like the whole thing dude i've been i mean it was like fucking so

so stressful because like things were fucking up there was a lot of hum coming through the

headphones i didn't know what the fuck was going on oh shit so but anyways i fixed it in like 30

seconds the dude was happy and we started going right and then fucking uh he starts rapping like

everything's cool dude the dude's like fucking magic he just starts throwing down fucking rhymes

like crazy like he does like four takes right in a row wow they're like all match up and they're

all like different intervals and different like pitches and he just kind of like flows in the

it's the weirdest

fucking thing

does he come in high

no actually

I think he's off

that shit

really

he's just real

eccentric

he used to be

all the time

yeah well yeah

they rapped about

weed and

fucking shit

all the time

did he have that

song about X

and shit

yeah

I think he's

straight now

he doesn't do that

but I'm sure

once he gets

his fucking money

again he's gonna

be on that

guy's talented

but I would love

to hear that

Akon

that's the perfect

union

those two

Akon and Busybone

is probably gonna be like dude it was like i've been playing that the last fucking ever since i

recorded that dude i've been playing that over and over again that shit is so boss if you ever

heard that song it's like nobody wanna see us together yeah yeah you ever heard that that's

me and my girl's song so yeah yeah so that's it's gonna be played and shit and busy bones

gonna be on there too that's kind of yeah he's coming out i hope he comes out strong with this

kind of flow is so fucking good on that like the other ones are okay he does one on beyonce like

Like, the song Listen, and I was like, what the fuck?

But I tell you what, it's pretty badass.

Like, I didn't, I was thinking it was a weird song to kind of flow over.

Right.

You know what I mean?

But it was, I'll tell you what, it was, like, dramatic and shit.

It was crazy.

Uh-huh, uh-huh.

Like, he's doing all these weird call and response shits and just, I don't know, man.

Anyways, so we're going, and all of a sudden, like, a weird thing happens, right?

We're starting, and then he gets, like, real weird on me.

Like, I fucking, like, I record, like, we start going, I think we get, like, two or three songs.

He's like, I don't want to fuck with that song.

I should call the next one.

She's like, fuck it.

So, and he wouldn't even do, like, everything they wanted him to do.

Like, the guy, it was weird because the guy's in here with a cell phone.

Like, he had the label guy on the phone and, like, listening to it.

On the phone?

Like, he had to be there so he covers him on the cell phone?

I know.

It's like, can you really fucking hear it?

Like, I don't know.

But anyways, he had it on.

He's like, oh, listen, let me tell you what's going on.

It's like the manager's, like, the yes man guy.

The guy sounds funny.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

He was a pretty cool guy, though.

But anyways, so, fucking, it was the weirdest two hours of my life so far.

That's awesome.

He's real eccentric, though.

That's crazy, dude.

That's awesome.

He starts, he just, alright, it gets real weird, right?

So, all of a sudden, we're getting to it, we do like four takes, and he throws a couple

away, he starts fucking up and laughing and shit, and then he starts fucking up a take,

and then he's like, hey, wait a minute, what'd you do to my low take?

And I'm like, what do you mean?

The one he fucked up?

Yeah, he's like, what'd you do to my low take?

And he's like, I was like, no.

No, and I'm on it, you know, like, I don't even fuck up, you know what I'm saying?

So I'm like, so I play him back all, I solo every one of them that he just did.

Uh-huh.

I didn't delete anything.

Okay, good.

And then he's like, he's like, well, I'm fucking, I'm gonna go have a cigarette.

Okay.

So I'm like, all right, I'm fucking sitting there, I'm like, whoa, I pissed him off or something, I asked the dude,

and he's like, no, don't worry about it, he does this to every fucking engineer.

Really?

And I'm like, that doesn't make any sense, because he's like, he's got pissed,

and then he's like, no, watch, he'll have a smoke break, he'll come back down, and everything will be cool.

Hmm.

He goes and has a smoke break, and he's like, hey, what's going on?

And he's just fucking fine again.

Yeah, it's almost like he needs a reason to take a break,

so he gets all, like, oh, there's some kind of, I don't know,

he gets eccentric, like, all of a sudden.

He's hoping to be on a reality show.

He's hoping to be on a reality show, man.

That would be some shit if Wreck-It ended up being a movie.

Dude, I'm telling you, that guy would be the dude.

Yeah, hell yeah, man.

You know, that's, man, you know what sucks?

Didn't they film, like, almost a whole season of the ODB reality show for MTV,

and they never aired it because he died?

Yeah, now that's one.

That's the one I'd love to see.

That'd be awesome to watch, man.

They should just sell that on one of the video...

On DVD?

...networks.

Yeah, they should.

They need to do that.

Dude, that's wild shit.

They always have boring people on fucking reality shows.

Like, Andrew Dice Clay is so crappy.

I don't like that show.

I saw an episode of that.

I was like, oh, fuck this.

I thought it was going to be a great show, but I watched it, and I was like, I mean,

he's just sitting there bitching like a fucking broad.

Yeah, and then he was faking the fight with his wife over the phone on the Stern show,

too, live.

So I was like, eh, whatever.

Hey, man, you want to do some prank calls?

We've had, like, one decent prank call tonight.

That's all we've had.

You want to do some calls, man, or are you on the spot?

No, I'm never on the spot.

Awesome.

All right.

Fucking, what was I going to say?

But real quick, I just want to tell you the end of the story.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But anyway, so anyway, he's cool about it, and then fucking he comes back, and he does the same fucking thing.

He does that weird shit, and then we start talking to the manager.

He's like, no, he stays out there for half an hour.

Wow.

Like, he's fucking smoking.

Me and the manager start talking about it.

It turns out he has a really fucked up past.

He was on fucking, um, what's that, America's Most Wanted?

He was?

Yeah, but he was kidnapped.

Oh, are you for, we're in? Really?

Yeah, dude, his father kidnapped him and, uh, actually, supposedly abused him.

Oh, really?

So it was fucked up, dude. He said he's been homeless and all this shit,

and he got into fucking that Ouija board shit for a while, where he's...

That weird Ouija or the wiki music and shit.

Fucking got in with that and shit.

Yeah.

It was fucked, and then, and then he came back down, and he was cool,

and then we, he, like, they wanted him to finish, like, he's like, nah, I'm not fucking doing that, alright, see you later, so he comes in there, he starts talking to the guy, and he's like, yes, Jesus did it, yeah, Jesus helped me through the takes or some shit, he was, he was talking about that for a while, and then, fucking, the guy comes in, and I say, hey, man, it was nice working with you, and he turns around, he grabs my hand, and just, like, bows, he bows? I swear to God, like, Japanese bows, or did he curtsy, like, he pulled up his pants while he did it? No, not curtsy, not like a, not like a fake or nothing,

But he bowed like he went down like all Japanese style and shit?

No, he just kind of bowed his head.

Oh, really?

Like, it was the weirdest thing.

And he bowed, like, and I tried to pull my hand away, but he kept it.

Oh, man.

And it was like he just bowed his head for like seven seconds.

He had a moment with you, man.

And then he just took off.

It was cool, though.

I was like, man, that was pretty fucking weird.

That's awesome, dude.

That'd be telling the story.

It was the coolest thing.

That's some shit, man.

That was the coolest thing in a while.

But anyways, fucking that and recording fucking the Rick James, man.

That was badass, too.

You recorded Rick James?

Not Rick James, but his fucking band.

because he died.

That pisses me off.

Yeah.

That he died?

What's that?

That he died?

Well, I wanted to record him.

Oh, that would have been nice.

You probably would have been able to.

They had a replacement,

which kind of sucks

because he was the dude.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

Like, you can really just

replace a member of the Beatles.

Yeah, you can't.

You know what I'm saying?

You can't do that.

You can't be like the Prince Band.

Nope.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah.

But anyways,

let's do a...

Fuck all that.

Let's do a prank.

Yeah, all right, man.

Let's do some pranks.

I don't know if you know where Guam is, but we have a bunch of numbers there.

These are English-speaking people.

You know what I heard about Guam?

What's that?

I would love to find out about this.

Somebody told me, and I read it on the net, too, which is obviously true in gospel,

...that there are men, their professional job is to go around and pop girls' cherries.

Did you ever hear that?

No.

Are you serious?

That's the job I've been looking for.

Dude, I'd be like, going down there, I'd be like, yeah, what's up, dude?

My dick would be, like, in shape, too.

I'd fucking work it out.

Your dick would be in shape.

I'd be, like, fucking lifting weights with my dick and shit, you know, doing push-ups.

You'd change your name to Buster Hyman.

I'd be like, all right, buddy, let's get, you know what I'm saying?

I'd do, like, double rates and shit.

Wow.

Like, you get two broads in there.

I'd probably just, you know what I'm saying?

If the broads were ugly, I'd just, like, fucking pop it and be like, yo, you're done.

You're done, get the fuck out.

I'd find a real man now, bitch.

I'm just going to cook you breakfast, because I ain't.

Yeah.

Sell three for one.

That's awesome.

We should just call and ask about that.

Like, I don't know.

I mean, I don't know.

We got a ton of shit.

We got a cigar lounge.

Yeah.

Cigar lounge?

Well, we had one that was kind of like sexual.

Which is the one that I read?

Madam, yeah, 3 to 9, Madam Tokyo in Guam.

Dude, let's call.

Here's, okay.

Here's the premise.

That sounds like the thing.

I'm not even going to tell you the premise.

I'm just going to do it.

Okay, go for it, man.

We're going to call it the 3-9 Madam Tokyo.

Hang on, folks.

The what?

I don't know.

The 3-9 Madam Tokyo.

It's got to be something.

That sounds like a bunch of fucking hookers and opium.

I don't know about that.

Well, they'll be the experts, man.

Hang on, folks.

Here comes Recluse.

Bill Clint must be there sticking cigars up cars.

He must be busy.

We can call it Cigar Lounge, then.

Yeah, speaking of cigars.

All right, hang on.

Let me clear the line, and we'll do that.

Hang on, folks.

That fucking blow.

Fucking bastards.

Tokyo.

The call is now being traced by AT&T Security and Call Tracy Network.

you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

help you hey how you doing baby what's up this is four finger freddie what's going down

this is a dude that's about that we're giving you a half rate special for basically what's

going down you know i'm saying i know you got a lot of people that's in your country

that you know i'm saying they do the flowering thing you know i'm saying young versions well

i'm giving you a deal i'm giving you a deal you know i'm saying i'm giving you cut rates

i'm talking about 12 inches long and black the snake don't bite baby just jump on oh my god

That's what you mean, huh?

That's what you're going to be saying, too.

You're going to be like, oh, my God, Four Finger Freddy.

Why do they call you Four Finger Freddy?

Well, I'm going to tell you because I got the, you know what I'm saying?

I'll give you two fingers in the one, and I'll give you two fingers in the other.

You know what I'm saying?

I got a thumb for your mouth.

You know what I'm saying?

You want to do that.

Who is it?

This is Four Finger Freddy.

Oh, so who do you want to talk to?

I want to talk to you, baby.

It sounds like it, but, I mean, it sounds like you don't need my services, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, my God.

You got any old 16-year-old girls here?

A little bit plump?

16-year-old girl?

Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

A little bit plump.

Where?

Like an ass.

You know what I'm saying?

Eat too much of that chicken.

Yes.

That's them girls that need my services, you know?

I'm working at the KFC.

Yeah, what's up?

When you get off?

Get off, go home and tired, lay down.

No, no, that's not what happens.

When you get off is when Four Finger Freddy come over.

Oh, yeah?

Four Finger Freddy, man, he works it.

I'm telling you.

Oh, I see.

That ain't no jive talking either.

Hey, how much you charge for them chicken?

I'm sorry, excuse me.

How many pieces?

Let's see here.

I got four fingers.

Probably hold about three pieces.

Three pieces in there.

I tell you what, I get it on one hand, and we be doing it with the other.

You know what I'm saying?

Four-finger Freddy.

Out of sight.

So what exactly you mean?

You're going to get food for four people, or?

No, no, I'm talking about me only.

You know what I'm saying?

I get three, I get like two drumsticks in the one hand.

Uh-oh, okay.

And we'd be eating it, you know what I'm saying?

With the other hand, I'd be doing my trademark, you know what I'm saying?

Four-finger Freddy, you know what I'm saying?

I mean, we can put the fingers wherever you want.

You can distribute them however you want.

We can only do two, you know what I'm saying, if you're a young girl.

You know what I'm saying?

I ain't trying to hurt you.

Well, I am trying to hurt you, but you know what I'm saying?

The good hurt, you know what I'm saying?

You know what a good hurt is?

Oh, my God, I don't really know what you're talking about.

No, that's all right.

You don't have to.

You know what I'm saying?

It's just about, you know what I'm saying?

I mean, actions speak louder than the words.

And, uh, four-finger Freddy is a dynamite.

Just like that chicken you got down there.

Oh, okay, okay, all right.

So what's up?

We got a date or what's up?

How late you open?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I don't, uh, I'm taken already.

Oh, you're taken already?

Where you taken to?

Filipino.

Oh, you're Filipino?

Nah, I know, shit, I know Filipinos.

They ain't never taken, you know what I'm saying?

I never met a Filipino.

Shit.

No, they're good, number one.

Oh, you know, I know.

No, Four Finger Freddy been over to Manila.

You know what I'm saying?

I was in the Air Force.

No, I'm just joking, sir.

May I help you?

Yeah, that's all right.

Yeah, we can get it.

You know what I'm saying?

I know now, see, you were taken before, but now you're taken by Four Finger Freddy.

Four Finger Freddy.

Yeah, there you go, baby.

Tell me what is that?

Oh, man, it's like, okay, you know what I'm saying?

I got a left hand.

Okay.

But that's the hand I'll be eating chicken out of, you know what I'm saying?

doing other stuff maybe like you know like slapping something and then the other hand is where i got

the four fingers you know i'm saying and the thumb just a bonus do you want me to refer it to my

manager so you can talk to them maybe they really know more about me oh i'll tell you what that

would be great what is your manager a boy or girl that's a girl okay yeah let's put her on see what's

up thank you baby i appreciate you i'll give you a cut ten percent maybe like two knuckles

Reclude is back, bitches.

Okay, hold on, sir.

All right, thank you, baby.

Hey, how you doing, baby?

What's up?

What's your name?

Who is my speaking to?

Casey.

Oh, how you doing, Casey?

Well, see, I got a proposition for you.

This is four-finger Freddy.

Freddy.

Yes.

Four fingers and a thumb, you know what I'm saying?

Go ahead.

Thumb's just a bonus.

See, I'm a professional man for hire, if you know what I'm saying.

Oh, yeah?

I just travel around Guam, you know what I'm saying?

I be hooking up with them Philippines.

You know, I love them Philippines.

I'm sorry, I'm not from...

Oh, where you from, baby?

I'm from, uh, anywhere.

Anywhere?

You been around, is that what you're saying?

Been around the block?

All right, four-finger Freddy.

That's why I call me four-fingers, because, uh, you know what I'm saying?

If you a good girl, four-finger Freddy ain't for you.

Oh, yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Because I only use one finger for that, you know what I'm saying?

Four fingers is a good thing, you know what I'm saying?

I ain't into that fist stuff, you know.

I'm just into the four fingers, you know, on the thumb.

Be working it sideways, you know what I'm saying?

So where you from?

Where you from, Japan?

Yeah, Japan.

Really? Konichiwa, bitches. How you doing?

Nah, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. You're nice, ladies.

So what's going on? What you doing tonight? You dating?

You dating? What's going on?

You got a kid? You got one of them little children?

Okay, how many babies you got?

Well, the thing is, you know what I'm saying, I'm four-finger Fred.

I'm just looking for a little action, you know what I'm saying?

I'm in town for a while.

No, no, I mean, I know where you're at, you know what I'm saying?

I mean, I'm just trying to call the locals, you know what I'm saying?

I'm trying to get my business to the right people.

Okay, so I think you need to call somewhere else.

Well, give me a number.

Where should we call?

Look up a number in the directory.

That's where you can find a number.

Okay, what's open?

Hello?

He's gone.

That was awesome.

What the hell?

Four Finger Freddy?

No, dude.

That was great.

You want to call England real quick?

I got a hotel in England.

Oh, Jesus Christ, yes.

This is Brighton, England.

This is the quality hotel.

All right, hang on, dude.

Don't go anywhere.

There's a line waiting.

There we go.

Destination number now.

If you don't rap, you ought to sit on my lap.

I get ready to take a crap.

Because every time I sit on the crap, my butthole turns to a wrap.

It will allow you to talk for three hours, 40 minutes, 40 seconds.

See ya.

Get a cut, right?

Do nothing.

Thanks for having us.

Say goodbye.

Say that about a second, Harvey.

Listen to me.

Yeah.

I am looking for Francine.

Listen.

Listen, you know the girl that works at the counter with the big knocks?

Do you know what I'm saying?

No, I don't know what you're saying.

Listen, you little courtesan, I'm not playing games with you.

I'm royalty.

I work for the Royal Office.

Yeah?

At once, hand me over to the girl with the biggest triple D's.

Biggest what?

Triple D's, I say.

Who is that?

Are you a fucking idiot?

Are you, you little sand negro?

Well, fuck off.

Oh, fuck you.

Go bomb a building, you little bastard.

I'm sorry, man.

What was that guy?

I don't know.

Sorry for all the people on prank call radio.

You know, I'm a new person.

What's that?

The guy just totally spooked us.

Hang on, hang on.

The British are smart.

It didn't take them long.

Is it raining out there, guys?

Was it raining?

Yeah, it is.

It's raining?

Yeah, yeah.

Coming down.

My girlfriend's on the way home.

I hope she's all right.

Well, shit, you got any more England numbers?

That's a great thing.

I do.

I got the station hotel.

I got the downway service station also.

Downway, that sounds funny.

The downway, that's like a gas station, or a petrol station, I guess they call it.

Yo, yo, those people are fucking stupid.

Oh, that's Pedro. Hey, say what's up to Pedro, Reckless.

Yo, what up, man?

Yes, sir.

I would like to complain in the strongest possible terms about your word use of the word San Negro.

I myself have flown into a few buildings, and I find it halfway objectionable.

Objectionable?

Sounds like an issue.

Yeah.

I don't know where we're going with this.

We're gonna call a ten-way service station.

Let's do it, man.

Hang up that phone over there a second.

Fuck the British. Bunch of pussies. We beat their ass.

Yeah, that's what they get.

We beat their ass twice, and then we saved them once after that.

Yeah, Jen's back there.

Get it on.

Stop beeping.

Stop beeping at me, you bastard.

If we're on hold, if we're like...

We'll clear it out. Hang on.

About to have a seizure.

This is giving you a seizure.

Stop it! God damn it, now!

I'm going to call the new Med-

Med-

Regular, we're losing the patient.

Alright, hang on.

He's trying to message you.

Listen, I'm from the royal family, and the queen mother's coming down.

I need your best suite.

Answer me at once.

I'm answering you, yes.

Address.

Address me as sir.

Finn.

Saw royal say that.

Two hummus things, you see.

This is saw royal Thomas Phineas.

Yes.

And you will prepare a suite at once, at the royal order, of the Queen Mother.

I thought I haven't got one.

What do you mean you haven't got one?

Her house suites are full up.

What? Do you know who you're speaking with?

Yes, but her house suites are full.

Listen, this is the Queen we're talking about. There is no such thing as a full suite.

You said the Queen Mother, and the Queen Mother, I'm afraid, is dead.

What?

You told me the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother is dead.

The new Queen Mother, you atty bastard.

Queen Mother. We haven't got a Queen Mother. Tell your facts while I first see it.

F.U.O. you b***h.

The Queen Mother died in 2002, Reckwood.

Was it in 2001 or 2002?

Oh my god, man.

It was a horrible fag, but it was really funny.

I haven't f***ing laughed like that in a long time, man. That's too funny.

Didn't she die... Gin, when did she die? 2001 or 2002?

Fuck, I gotta get my facts straight. He's right.

I think it was 2001.

Prince William got a Prince f***ing William, or what do they got now?

They've got Queen Elizabeth, the old hag, and then Charles is next.

Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother, man.

This is Marie Antoinette.

Blow the cakes out of your ass, she's coming down.

Do you want to do one more, man?

Oh yeah, dude, we can do them all night, whatever.

I've got numbers in Australia also, we've got a lot of international calls that we could do here, man.

Dude, let's do it, I love that.

We've got Pizza Runners.

I want to request a call.

Pizza Runners, that sounds fucking retarded.

Oh, yeah, Milkman wants you to do Bruno Vega.

He's relaying to me via the special link.

Pizza Runners.

Okay, you remember Bruno Vega, right?

Oh, I got a great one.

Okay, all right.

You ever hear Bruno Vega, Will?

Bruno Vega is this, like, Scarface-like voice.

Let me get that fuck.

Yeah, do that.

He's over in the lounge doing coke right now.

Hold on a second.

All right.

The old Puerto Rican.

Milkman, you're on the air, man.

Say it, man.

Come on, bro.

You're not on me.

Yeah, that's the one.

That's the one.

The old fucking combination.

All right, man.

Hang on.

I'm trying to get the Bruno.

I forgot.

What was the Bruno Vega music, man?

Was it this one right here?

Hang on.

Astro Cocks.

All right, here we go.

I think Bruno Vega was the record used on the gangbang call.

All right, cool.

So this is a pizza place in Australia, okay?

Pizza Runners.

All right.

They're going to be running more than pizza when I get through it.

Pizza Runners.

Hello?

Okay.

Good afternoon.

Pizza Runners.

Joyce speaking.

Listen.

Listen, I've got a proper...

Hello?

What is your delivery time?

This is Pizza Runners?

Yeah, I know it's goddamn Pizza Runners.

Listen, what is your time for deliveries?

There's no need to be rude.

No, I'm not being rude.

I'm just being frown.

Hello?

Oh, yeah, 30 minutes.

30 minutes.

Listen, we're going to make a deal, you and me.

Listen, I need some runners.

I've got some...

What do you run?

How far are you from the beach?

A very long way.

Okay, well, listen...

We'll be back in about 15 minutes, and you can talk to our manager.

He'll be here in about 15 minutes.

No, listen, we just need some runners.

You know what I'm saying, white powder, you fucking piece of shit.

Please enter your destination.

That's too much, Bracklewood, man.

That's good.

I get it, runners.

I get it.

That's trying to make a correlation.

Bruno Vega, runners, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I'm sure she understood that.

I think that makes a translation.

There's no need to be rude.

What are you fucking, bloody?

Fuck you, I'm all right.

Please, oh, don't.

Well, and Britain, if they hang up on you, right, will they, like,

They'll tell you they're going to hang up on you.

They'll hang up.

I'm going to hang up on you.

Exactly.

That's what...

I love fucking Britain, dude.

It's like...

You got to get more numbers over there, dude.

That shit is...

I mean, they'll fucking talk to you.

Like, they take everything so goddamn seriously.

I'm going to call...

We got Prudence Dick.

What?

Hang on the line.

I'm going to call Prudence Dick.

Feel free to jump in if you want, all right?

Where?

This is in England.

This is in Devonshire Place, Brighton, England.

I don't know.

Oh, yes, yes.

Prudence...

Oh, we got SF Gay.

SF Gay?

Listen.

Hello, I would like to say that I'm John Thomas.

John Thomas means dick, do you know that?

Really? I didn't know that.

Yeah, that's like they say, they say,

I'd like to pull out my John Thomas,

buy a French tickler, and go to town on your bum.

Hang on, let's just harass SFG, all right?

Just because we're crude.

San Francisco, is that what it stands for?

I don't know, San Francisco gay, I don't know.

Listen, I'm talking to SFG.

The Queen Mother wants you to take a French tickle in the ass for the country.

Is he mad at the...

Yeah, he should.

If she asks you to do that, you should do it.

All right.

I would do it for her.

Go save the Queen.

Why does half the music not work on here, Will?

This sucks, man.

I tried to tell you.

No, it sucks.

It really sucks.

I got a real...

All right, there we go.

Ask him to do W.C. Fields.

W.C. Fields.

Can you do W.C. Fields in this call?

Okay, we can do this.

All right, hang on.

SFK, you're on the way.

Another classic.

Hello?

May I speak to S.F. Gay, please?

Yeah, well, I'm Gay.

Listen, I have somebody that needs to speak to you.

Would you please hold the line, please?

Yes.

Hold on one second.

How you doing there, ma'am?

This is Dobby C. Fales.

How are you?

Hello?

Hello.

We're trying.

This is your neighborhood salesman.

We've got a new gadget.

What's that?

What's it?

Six in the morning.

Six in the morning, yes.

That's bright and early.

Ready for a sale.

Ready for a good old sale for you.

Listen, we've got this broom picker upper thing.

and it cleans, you know, carpets, curtains.

Where are you living from?

What's that?

Where are you living from?

Um, well, I'm from the good old continent U.S. of A.

You remember the tea bags?

Yeah, but what do you want to bring me for?

Oh, you want to speak for us?

We are selling something for you, dear.

And you are the first customer,

so you get a very good prize for this.

You get a good discount, 15% off.

And we're doing this to...

What's that?

Listen, listen, speak up.

I can't hear you, dear.

I think they bought it. Tell them they bought it.

Hello. How you doing, miss?

Top of the morning to you from the good U.S. of A. How you doing, sir?

Well, this is some guy. How could he?

Yes. How you doing, sir? We got a fine... What a fine day it is.

Please enter your...

Hang on. Let me call Prudence. Hang on.

That's your man. Keep trying. We got three more.

Five more rings. One, five, two, three, four, five.

That's it you lose man. You had a good run. All right, man. Thanks for being on man. You cracked me up twice

That's great. We had a good run

Yeah, and I get a hold of milkman on Yahoo, man. Okay, I'll be on

All right, he's got he's got the message milk, man. All right later man

Oh my god, that was a blast from the past some of his famous characters

I loved it WC fields. Oh my god, Bruno Vega. Oh, there's some great

Great old times, man. I love this show on PCU. Hand-released. I never missed it, man.

I recorded and still have probably the first show still in San Juan.

Jonathan's coming in. Hang on. Let me get Jonathan on the line here real quick.

Jonathan, you're on the mound.

What's up, Carlito?

Oh, we're doing great, man. How are you?

I'm okay. I've been trying to get a hold of you for the last hour.

Very popular tonight. Very busy, sir. It's been a great show so far. It's been non-stop, man.

How you doing, man? How's the week?

Yeah, pretty good.

Yeah.

Everything's going good over here.

All right, man.

All right.

You got Will and Pedro.

Say hi to Jonathan.

Hang on.

Pedro's going to talk to Jonathan real quick.

Jonathan.

What's up, Will?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

It's Pedro.

Yeah, we got another one now.

And another one.

How you doing?

I'm okay.

Hey, what up?

Just planning out for my vacation for next month.

No doubt.

Yep, I'll be going to Orlando and Tampa Bay next month.

Orlando where?

Yep, Orlando and Tampa.

Yeah.

I think we found the Puerto Rican version of Jonathan here, man.

Pedro, that's awesome, man.

You were doing all right with Tampa, Orlando, now.

You don't need to go there, man.

Yep.

Yeah, if I'm in Orlando, I'm going to try to stop by and see you, Carlito.

Yeah, man, definitely.

Right, Pedro, we should do that.

You should.

I mean, Carlito's a good guy.

Pedro's speaking for me right now.

I guess I am.

He's my attorney.

Yes.

Any questions you want to make to me, you make them to Pedro from now on.

Say something.

You got something to say?

Say something.

I was just calling in to see how y'all were doing.

All right, that's good, that's good.

What else you got to say, my man?

And I would just like to say hello to all my fans and listeners,

and I hope you have a safe weekend, too.

Yeah, are you going to come see Carlitos, say hi to him when you stop by Orlando?

Yeah, if, um, I'll probably meet Carlitos somewhere, uh.

Somewhere, where?

Somewhere.

All right.

Sign some papers on that, just in case.

Yeah.

Hey, we're reading.

Make it legit.

dead. It's hard to get a hold of Carlito

when, uh, full freelance always

all off. The phone's fucked up. Alright, Jonathan,

we're gonna go, man. Hey, thanks for...

Now it's just time to say hi to all your fans

real quick. I'm gonna take a break. I'm up against

a hard break, man. Jonathan, nice talking to you.

Alright. Nice to see you.

Bye-bye now. See you, Jonathan. Thanks for calling in,

man. No problem. Alright.

That's Jonathan. Jonathan

Jonathan. Thank you for calling in, man.

He's always a very exciting gentleman.

He's very exciting, isn't he, Pedro?

We gotta get Pedro and Mike here, uh, somehow.

Somehow, guys will work on that, all right, for next show, if you don't mind.

And if he comes back, we need a guest set up here.

But, yeah, we're going to come right back.

Milkman, how are you feeling about the show so far?

Good?

Yes?

No?

Man, that was great, man.

Just revival and return of the incredible recluse.

Oh, man, great.

Thanks a lot.

All right, man.

I'm going to take a break.

Jen, you still with us, man?

Is it not too late for you yet?

Six o'clock in the morning?

Yeah, man.

You know, I wouldn't miss this for sure.

Take a quick break.

It's going to be five minutes long, and we're going to be right back.

So in the meantime, we'll leave you with this.

It's now 12.56 a.m. on Friday, the 16th of March.

God, it's late.

Spring break, bitches.

It's too doggone late.

Got to testify.

Come up in the spot, look at extra fly.

Yeah.

For the day I die.

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Don't tell me 40,000 people are coming here.

They're not here.

You don't talk to me like that, bitch.

I don't even know who the fuck the fuck you.

Put your man on the phone, I said.

Fuck you.

What are you crying for?

You died.

Someone died.

Ma'am?

Yes?

I have gas.

Listen.

Oh.

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Why don't you shut the hell up?

Fuck you!

Fucking piece of shit!

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Whoa-ja, whoa-ja, happy meet you.

Oh, man, I'm the best there is, honey.

You're going to look at me and go, whoa!

This is me.

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Thanks.

Anyway.

People just thought I was crazy.

Yeah.

Is that it?

Yeah.

Because you're so tall, man.

You know.

That's why.

We've got numbers in Puerto Rico coming in from Lonesome Loser.

We've got more numbers in Australia.

We've got more numbers in Guam.

Get some Alaska numbers.

Alaska.

Alaska?

Yeah.

I'm sure they'll come.

We can't stay on for much longer, man.

I've got stuff to do tomorrow.

We've got another half hour show left, but I'd like to thank you all for staying with

us here.

Pedro's now gone. It was nice having him here. Thank you, Pedro.

And there we go. Milkman, Jin, how you guys doing? You guys alright? You guys are quiet.

Yeah, I'm cool, man. I sent you that call that we did together on my show last Sunday.

Ah, yes you did. Yes you did. I should play that. Let me get that right now. Good idea. Hey, thanks, Jin.

It's ten minutes long, but it's worth it.

Well, let's play a little bit of it. You didn't edit it down for time or nothing? Is it Psycho? Is that the one? Psycho?

I did, yeah. That is the edited one.

All right, let's play a little bit over here.

For our Walgreens, located at southwest corner of...

All right, we'll come back with the next prank call of the night.

We're calling Guam again.

One moment.

For the pharmacy department, press 1.

For all other departments, press 2.

To hear hours and locations, press 3.

No, no, no, I pressed 1, I pressed 1.

The fast toy is hilarious.

Who's a peasy?

Thank you for calling...

hi i have taken something and i'm not sure what it was

and it's just driving me absolutely nuts you know

press eight if you are a doctor or doctor's representative

press one okay if you are a patient press two

I am a patient.

To hear hours and location, press 3.

3.

No, no.

To speak to one of our pharmacy staff, press 0.

Press 0.

To repeat the main menu, press 9.

0.

To repeat this menu at any time, press the star key.

What the fuck is wrong with this girl?

That's crazy, Jim.

You're a crazy guy.

It was better when you were on the phone.

You got to get into it.

Yeah, I know.

Auto Club Touring, this is Ray.

May I help you?

Hey, woman.

How you doing?

All right.

Good.

I have a question.

What movies are showing right now?

Movie?

Yes, movie.

Let me see. Are you trying to contact the theater?

Yeah.

Okay, then.

I'm trying to get a hold of someone.

I'm trying to get a hold of a real person.

I don't want to speak to the voicemail machine or whatever it is you have there.

I am a man of a very serious large tonnage, and I need to make special arrangements for my seating.

Well, the point is you've called the towing company.

What?

Where are you located exactly? You're at the outlets?

This is a towing company. See, the number of our towing company was inadvertently, mistakenly advertised as the theater number. The theater number, however, is 649-1111.

Ah, okay. Alright. So do you like to have sex in towing trucks?

We're towing trucks.

Well, do you have sex in a tow truck ever?

Oh, no.

Never? In the cab?

Never.

Never in the nasty cab with nasty food wrappers everywhere and stuff like that?

You want to be into that?

Nope.

No? Are you married?

Oh, yeah.

I would like to mate with you.

Oh, really? No.

Yes. Would you like to mate with me?

Would you like to get shot?

Maybe. If I mated with you first.

Maybe it would be worth it?

Nope.

No? What's your husband like?

Huh?

What is your husband like?

What is he like?

Yeah.

He's like somebody that shoots people.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

How tall is he?

Huh?

How tall is he?

Yes.

Can I ask you a question?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah come on i'm getting close how tall is he okay no you know

we're not going anywhere with this you know i'm trying to trying to get you to mate with me i

guess it's not going to happen huh hello we're done we're done well i'm disgusting i'm disgusting

she said she got she gave me the real number though did she not but effort one one one nine

one one one nine something like that all right well maybe it is one one all right let's try it

Let's try a different number.

We're just going to try the bamboo bar.

I pressed zero.

Hold on a second, colleagues.

Please try again.

To read your prescription, press eight.

Yes.

If you are a doc, please hold to speak to one of our pharmacy staff.

Yeah, I like it.

You've got to shut up long enough for it.

August Pharmacy, Joey speaking.

I'm going to help you.

Joey, I need your help, bloody.

I'm going crazy with this stuff here, man.

I took some pills or something.

I'm having an allergic reaction.

What's the last name?

Stuart.

S-T-W-A-R-T.

What's the date of birth?

September 9th, 1987.

97?

What's the year?

1987, 87, 87, 87.

September 9th, 87?

September the 9th, 1987, 87, 87, 87.

Hello.

Hello, Governor, how are you?

Governor?

Yes, Governor, how are you?

I'm okay.

I need to speak to the owner of the business.

I am the Governor.

You are the Governor?

Yes.

Who would you want to speak to, sir?

The owner of the business.

One moment, please.

Thank you.

Who's the Governor of Guam?

That was a recording, Will.

You're so slow.

So I'm Will, I don't get it.

Sorry, Will, don't mean to make fun of you.

Hello, I am the Governor.

Okay.

Do you know who, what my name is?

Okay, governor of which?

I'm the governor of Guam.

I am Felix Perez Camacho.

Oh.

And I would like to let you know that you have been awarded the Improvement of Valor Award for 2007.

Congratulations, my madam.

Oh.

Okay, do you know what that entails you two?

You get to mate with me.

Yes, we will have a beautiful Guam child.

And he will become known as the Islander.

And he will lead us towards the future.

and Guam will be a shining star at the top of a mountain in all the Pacific,

and we will crush the Koreans and the subhuman Japanese.

It has been written, and so it has been said.

I am the governor. Do you recognize my order?

Adam, I am the governor. I only offer my hand once.

I only offer my hand once.

Would you like to give me your contact information with the governor?

I'd rather not. You can just call the governor house.

It's in the Hagatna. Hagatna, Guam.

Okay. Ma'am, do you want to speak to me?

I need to speak to the owner of the business to give you the prize.

You need to speak to the owner of the business?

Yes.

I'd like to talk to you to know it's a partner.

I was told I was going to talk to you, that you were the owner of the business.

Oh, Jesus.

Since when?

Since when are you...

Since when...

Damn it.

Are you there, ma'am?

She just heard me start saying, damn it.

I think she hung up.

Are you there, damn it?

It's the Governor Guam.

The President is George W. Bush's.

I'm thinking a different country.

Oh.

It's not all about Guam being part of the U.S.

It is, man.

It's one of those dirty islands.

I remember that it is, but I forgot for that moment.

That's very embarrassing.

I tell people at work all the time, but I forgot.

You tell people at work that Guam is a part of America?

Yeah, but then I forgot when I looked over here.

Why is it that the governor is sad, but the president is sure as hell in another country?

There goes the mics again.

I think they can still hear us.

Hey!

It's still going.

See, we're getting a lot of weird.

Oh, you can't hear anything?

I can't.

I can't hear everything.

Can you hear it now?

Nope.

Just barely here.

Hang on, folks.

Yeah?

There, now I hear it.

I don't know.

I need new speakers.

I need to upgrade a lot of this equipment, man.

It's very rudimentary.

Milkman and Jin, what's going on with you?

Stop the music, Milkman, please.

Milkman.

Not much, man.

Not at all.

Where's Milkman at?

Hey, I'm wearing it.

I have no idea.

What's going on with you two?

You guys aren't talking.

You guys aren't interacting.

You're being all quiet.

What's going on?

What's your problem?

You guys fighting?

And then you had me on mute for half the fucking time.

No, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good.

We've been listening to you and Will, basically.

Oh, no, so you guys are upset that me and Will have been talking.

Is that what's going on?

Oh, man.

Oh, we just didn't want to break in.

There hasn't been a pause.

Well, I'm sorry, Milkman.

I feel bad.

We've got to include you in the festivities, man.

I'm sorry.

This has just been a Will-centric episode, that's all.

I haven't done anything.

I know.

Are you sure?

It's been an Orlando-centric episode.

and I'm very sorry, Milkman.

You're now involved.

So what should we do next, sir?

All right.

What do we do now?

Milkman, get your guitar, man.

What do you feel like doing, man?

I want you to play me a nice tune on your guitar.

I want you to play me something on your guitar.

Make it so.

You got that ability?

Don't you have it right next to you all the time?

Yeah.

Wow.

Putting you on the spot.

Tell me when you're ready.

I don't think you can hear it, man.

That's the problem.

I don't even have my cord hooked up.

Never mind then, man.

It's fine.

It used to be good for the guitar at the spur of the moment.

I guess not, man.

Whatever.

I know, but remember my unit got hit by lightning.

Oh, yeah.

That's why I'm trying to work with Record right now to get advice on what's better to get.

All right, Jen, brother man, we're going to play the rest of your call now.

I want to reiterate to everybody that Jen is on.

Jen, speak up a little bit.

Jen, you're on Sunday night again, right?

Sunday afternoon?

Yes, Sunday lunch with Jen Stewart.

Okay.

1 p.m. Eastern time on PC Radio.

Radio. 1 p.m. Eastern time

on PCU. Alright.

Alright, Milkman, you're gonna... I need you to

play Stairway to Heaven while we get that call

ready here.

You understand? Oh, man, I can't

do it with the echo, man. Wow, that's bad.

I got the call ready. This is

Jen, you told me to start your prank call around

620? Yeah,

620's good. There, it's only about

three or four minutes long, but it's worth it.

Alright, Milkman. Milkman.

Milkman, that's enough. He's still on the phone.

Excellent. Hang on. Hang on a second,

people are dying in the chat too

everybody's dying

I can't imagine

here we go

Hello, good fucking heavens, they've put me on hold again, I'm going to call them back,

Hold on a second, man.

I've got to call them back.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Zero, zero, zero.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven days a week.

Christ, get on the fucking phone.

Press one.

Right, here we go.

Oh, Jesus.

This is like a crazy IVR call.

I thought you added it.

That is 620.

Oh, 620 left.

I was on the wrong 620.

Oops.

I had that 620 remaining.

Yes, baby, I got you 620.

All right.

Hi, it's Jim Stewart again.

I spoke to somebody a minute ago, and he must have hung up the phone on me.

I don't know why he did that.

Oh, he put you on hold so you could speak to the pharmacist.

Then get the pharmacist.

Get the pharmacist, please.

Immediately.

Hi.

Hello.

Hi there.

How do you do?

I need your help, please, because I must have taken something.

And I seem to be going insane.

No problem.

What medication you need?

I don't need any medication.

I must have taken some medication.

And this seems to be an allergic reaction to it.

I don't really know what the fuck is going on.

Oh, my God.

What medication are you allergic to?

I don't know, but I seem to be hyperventilating.

It was just some white, white, white kind of powdery stuff.

And it went right up my nose.

It went right up my nose.

Okay.

May I have your day of birth?

September the 9th, 1987.

What's your day of birth?

September the 9th, 1987.

7, 8, 7, 8, 7, 8, 7.

September the 9th

1987

Shit

Okay, tell me the month now

Tell me the month

What's the month?

September

September is the month

Yes

September

Tell me the day

I'm coming down

The 9th

The 9th day

The 9th

Okay, what's the year?

Yes, that's good

What would be the year?

1987

87

Did we go again?

What the fuck is going on?

Okay, tell me

What's your name?

Jin Stewart

Okay, tell me your last name

Stewart, S-T-E-W-A-R-T

S-T-E-W-A-R-T

Oh, okay

Then tell me your first name

Jin, J-I-N, J-I-N, here we go

I can't find it with that name

You can't find it?

I can find it, or not

I need you to help me

Okay, because I'm not sure what you need right now

You said you have allergic

Well, I need something.

Fuck's sake, give me something.

Are you calming down right now?

Okay.

Okay, no problem.

You said you were born on September 9th of 87, right?

September 9th, 1987.

That rings a bell.

Yes, I think that's my birthday.

Okay.

And now the last thing...

Okay.

Bell, a lot of things for me.

Sorry, what?

Okay, hello?

Yes, hi.

Okay, you said you have allergic reaction to one of your medications, right?

of reaction some sort of reaction and i don't think you'd breathe i can breathe but it's

i need to drink it's good yes yes it's getting better better but all of a sudden you know

sometimes i get these blips i get okay if you cannot do it again what the is going on

hello do you need to call the ambulance i don't think i need an ambulance no no no no no no no

No, no ambulance, because I'm calm.

No ambulance?

No, no, I'm calm.

Okay.

So if you have allergic, is that because of a rash?

A rash?

Yeah, I think it was a rash.

I think this is caused by a rash.

Okay.

And you stop taking the medication, okay?

No, I didn't take any medication.

I just took a drug.

It was white powder, up and down, up and down, up and down, left and right, left and right, left and right.

Yes, and I took the drug and I just, you know.

Okay.

You need to call your doctor or you call someone who can help you with, okay?

No, excuse me.

Can I tell you something?

Yes.

My name is Jin Stewart, okay?

Jin, Jin Stewart.

And right now...

Stewart?

Jin Stewart.

Yes, Jin, Jin Stewart.

And you're on my show, Sunday Lunch with Jin Stewart.

Thank you for being a great sport, all right?

You have a very nice day, my dear.

Okay.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Thank you.

Bye-bye.

Yes, bye.

Bye.

Yeah, you know that.

Excellent.

Jenna Stewart, that was very long, but it was very good.

Now, were you...

Let me ask you a question about that.

Well, you were there.

You were standing outside.

Do you know what would have been even better?

If I would have been there.

If you would have given them your cell phone.

No, but I'm not going to get involved like that, man.

Are you crazy?

This is not Britain.

You were standing right in front of the store.

Yeah.

And giving them the cell phone?

No, I would have...

Yeah, that would have been great.

I'm not going to get involved like that.

You're crazy, man.

I was watching.

I was getting the reactions, but when I put you on hold, I thought they hung up on you.

I just left

Yeah and

Hey Milkman

You know you did a good

I listened to that

I listened to most of that show

And I just want to say

Milkman did a very good job

On there man

I'm very proud of you sir

You've made me very proud

The way you handled yourself

Yeah Milkman's great

He backs me up all the time

I love him

He's great

Is he even around

Where is this guy

Milkman anywhere

Milkman's dead

Oh my god

We lost Milkman

He probably fell asleep

I think he did

Yow yow yow yow

What are you doing

Yow yow yow

We're gonna show up with Milkman

I think he's like

He's flipping out

I think he took some

I think he took some white powder

That was kinda scary

Milkman

Wake up

Sound of wake up Milkman

Yeah you think so?

I think he's talking in his sleep

Hey

What's going on Carlito?

He's talking in his fucking sleep

We're having a weird weird show

I just got back from pumping some

Release off my rascals

I was getting the reactions

But when I put you on hold

I thought they hung up on you so

Anyway that was really creepy

That kid Storch went crazy bastard

Yeah anyway

Anyway, dude, we got, like, one more prank call in us right now.

We're going to call it a night.

All right?

Because it's late.

Right, Will?

That's right.

I mean, you got to do stuff tomorrow.

I have to go to work.

You're working tomorrow?

Yeah.

Yeah, me too.

I forgot what time I go in tomorrow, man.

I traded.

Can I find out what time I go in tomorrow?

Yes.

How?

The website.

Where you can teach me before you leave?

Yeah.

Good, man, because I forgot.

The other day I was an hour late because I thought I had to come in at one time,

and I was like, am I supposed to come in at 12 or 1 o'clock?

And I said, I think it's 1 o'clock.

I'm not sure, but, and I showed up, and I was supposed to be there at 12.

Nah.

Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

I just didn't take a lunch that day.

We all do the same thing.

You got to do what you got to do.

So, yeah, Jen and Milkman, you know, Captain Bringdown and the Boner Police over there, just quiet.

I'm at a loss, Milkman.

Yeah, man, I don't know when to interrupt, man.

You keep talking.

I know, I know.

I just feel bad.

I feel like I'm ignoring you guys.

Let me shut up about it already.

Alrighty, let's do the last call of the night here.

This is going to be a yum-yum Thai takeaway.

You want me to call in?

Yeah, you want to do a call, man?

Take us out of here.

Yeah, why not, man.

All right.

Let's do that.

Dial the number here.

Let's dial the number here.

I'm excited about that.

What is our today's Germany?

We'll be here any second.

Not again beautiful and glorious.

In which I give you on the spot my life's struggle.

Waiting on Jen.

Jen Stewart.

From jenstuart.com.

Yeah, they tell me they have to give me an announcement.

They tell me it's going to cost money.

It'll be on any second.

No problem, sir.

That's fine.

We're just wrapping things up here.

If you want to call in, the toll-free line again is 888-278-8509.

And also, we want to tell everybody to go to madhousemunchies.com.

Madhousemunchies.com.

That is our new sponsor, madhousemunchies.com.

And their toll-free line is, fucking damn it, is 888-

Munchies.

Madhouse.

No, it's 888-MADHOUSE.

But that's not us.

That's just our sponsor, Madhouse Munchies Potato Chips.

Check them out.

MadhouseMunchies.com.

Recording.

That's right.

And tell them Madhouse Radio sent you, okay?

MadhouseLive.com.

Tell them Madhouse Radio sent you.

Thank you.

Dan Stewart.

Thank you, man.

So did I tell you we have a new sponsor, man?

No, you didn't.

Yeah, we had Madhouse Munchies, right?

Out of Vermont, man.

Yeah?

They're an actual potato chip company.

They heard the show and they got into it.

so we're telling everybody to call them and go to their website

and tell them that Madhouse Live sent them, and there you go.

All right, nice. MadhouseMunchies.com.

MadhouseMunchies.com, that's right.

I should have given it out earlier in the show, you know.

There's only like half the people listening that normally would listen

because we started like, what, an hour and a half late?

Yeah, so fuck. Fuck, man.

Fuck, it's such a boner.

It's a bummer, man. Isn't it a bummer?

It's a bummer.

It's a bummer, you know.

And then Milkman's all upset.

Now I've got to talk to him after the show.

Okay, we're gonna call, um, I got Little Devil Pizzas in Australia.

You excited about that?

I'd like to, mate.

Alright, great.

Does it have real devil?

I don't know.

We're about to find out.

See if it has real Tasmanian devil.

I want some authentic Tasmanian devil.

Alright, hang on, man.

Nowhere.

This is going nowhere.

I'm celebrating paranormal.

Hey, look, there's Alaska, man.

Oh, God.

We got to call Bob Cox.

Hello.

G'day, mate.

You serve, like, all the exotic foods, right?

Yeah.

Right.

Could you serve, like, koala bear?

No.

What do you mean, no?

I want some, like, exotic food.

This is what I was told.

I was told you do, like, all the stuff, like koala, panda bear, like elephant and all that stuff.

I can't help you, mate.

I'm sorry.

What do you mean you can't help me, mate?

Could you take a shift and maybe I'll eat that?

Listen, I want some koala bear.

You understand?

I'm going to come in there.

I want koala.

Alright, where's Koala Bear?

No problem.

What do you mean no problem? A minute ago you said it was impossible.

Now you've changed your mind. What's going on here?

You're playing mind games with me, motherfucker.

He's gone.

You hung up, didn't you?

He did.

We're going to call Elizabeth Simpson.

Hello?

Hello, love. How are you?

It's half past five in the morning.

Are you awake now?

Yes, dear.

Wonderful.

That's it. Thank you for waking up.

Thank you for waking up. The rest of your day is ruined.

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Yes, sir, are you... Hello? Hello, who's on my line, please? Hello? Who's on... Elizabeth, is that you? Yes. Oh, Elizabeth, there seems to be something wrong with my line. How are you, dear? All right. That's very good, that's splendid. Listen, I'm on my way, and I was wondering... Where to? To your house. Who are you? It's Jim Stewart. I'd like to take you to the cinema. No, you've got it all wrong. You've got it all wrong.

Well, shut up a moment. I thought I could take you to the cinema, sit you in the seat in front of me, and I could kick you in the feet like you were doing to me yesterday.

I don't know what you're talking about.

What do you mean you don't know? I was in the cinema yesterday watching Paulette, and you were kicking me in the chair.

Now I want to take you to the cinema and do the same thing to you.

You've got the wrong number.

No, this is Elizabeth Taylor Simpson. Taylor, bastard.

This is it.

I know you. I sit on your roof at night.

What?

Yes, I want to take you to the cinema so that I can do to you what you did to me.

Do you understand, lady?

No, you've got it all wrong.

What have I got wrong?

You're hung up.

She's in England, actually.

I'm going to call Bob Cox.

Hang on.

Your current balance will allow you to talk more.

Are you doing the call?

Yes, I am.

35 minutes, 58 seconds.

Hello?

Is this the funeral, fuckers?

Hello?

Yes, is it?

It's the house number.

Yeah, well, I was told by an associate to call you guys.

My dog got run over, and a gentleman died in a car accident, and we're paying for the funeral.

Oh, okay.

Look, I'll give you a mobile number.

Hey, woman.

You shut up when you take my order.

I need two caskets, I need a bottle of vomiting fluid, and I need some flowers, whatever the fuck.

Pink flowers.

I think you I think you better ring six eight six two. I think you better write down my name

Hey, hey woman write down my name

Could you ring six eight six two double two double? Hey, look talk to my son

Fucking okay, I'm gonna have you call Puerto Rico hang on

I would suck.

Well, we got another one lined up here.

The Vulcan nightclub.

All right, call them.

Hang on.

We got to let this ring out, though.

Now, you don't know much about Puerto Rico, do you, sir?

No.

Hello.

It's forwarding you.

Thanks.

Oh, man.

Any

second now, it'll hang up.

Anyway, um, the Vulcan

nightclub. Fuck it, I'm just gonna hang up and do it myself.

Do you have two dollars?

The Vulcan. The Vulcan.

Oh, it means volcano.

Yeah. It's the Star Trek thing.

Live long and prosper.

Yeah, man.

Hello? Buzzing noises. Hello?

Yes, hello. Yes, hello.

Who's speaking?

Antonio Yemo.

Antonio Yemo. Okay, hello, Antonio Yemo.

Listen, I'm looking for my wife. She's about four feet tall.

Is she around?

No, we're number. What do you mean wrong number?

This is a volcano?

No?

This is Antonio Gonzalez Maldales.

Hey, well, Antonio, listen, how are you, my friend?

Hey, nombre.

Are you feeling a little horny?

No? Hello?

No.

No, you're not feeling a little bit horny.

Anyway, would you still like to have a little bit of brandy-dandy with me?

Antonio Andero, please don't hang up.

He's still there.

He's stupid.

He's a dumbass.

I'm not getting the horny, horny.

I'm gonna call him back until you've been harassing me.

Alright, alright.

Okay, then you jump in.

Alright.

Any second now.

now when the woman takes over again please enter your destination number now oh what's his name

okay that's it gonzalez morales gonzalez morales what he said well my name is julio brenda my name

is all right jim and you're watching the night you guys gonna take forever to answer i think

he's gonna pick up why not what a bastard this guy i'll say bad man sounded pretty cool yeah

Yeah, he did, he did.

Alright, I'm out of Puerto Rico numbers, though.

I would like to find my family's numbers and have you prank them, but I don't.

You know, even KDK's asking me to prank his father on my show, but I couldn't get through to him.

Oh, his dad's funny, man.

He's got this French accent.

Yeah?

Yeah, he's got this prank with his dad, and he's all drunk and fighting.

He's like, fuck you, asshole.

Anyway, anyway.

Alright, Jen.

Alright, that's it?

That's your hang-up.

Wow, that's it, I'm done.

I think we've taken things where we know we can never take them again.

I think so.

All right.

All right, Milkman, take us out of here, sir.

There's only you can do.

All right, man, I'd like to thank everybody for tuning in,

everybody for helping us out there,

especially KDK, our wonderful sponsor,

Dr. Leggo, all you great guys out there.

We love you guys.

Hope you like that.

Thank Mr. Tetto.

Does such a wonderful job.

You the man.

D.D., all our friends out there.

Jen Stewart, welcome, man.

Thanks a lot.

Great job, man.

Free Willy, we love you, man.

Good job, man.

And everybody that calls him, Jonathan, our man, and, oh, my God, Recluse, the return of Recluse.

Yeah, that's right, Recluse.

Look forward to hearing more from the legendary Recluse.

Hey, man, he's back.

Welcome back, Recluse.

I'll be in touch, Reck.

Thanks a lot for tuning in, man.

Crazy bastard, you worthless piece of shit.

Oh, that guy.

Thanks.

Great laugh.

Yeah, he let me just laugh in our own way.

Also, I want to thank especially you, our listener.

Oh, and a big thanks to the hardest working man in radio, Storm Shuttle.

Mystery, big special high five.

And thank you, Clay, for the big help out, man.

Wes, you can pick up the ball for the June Stewart Show.

God bless you.

Thank you so much.

And you, our listeners, thank you and God bless you.

We love you all.

No matter how crazy you are, you're the best, man, because we do it all for you, man.

Fuck you, bitch, motherfucker.

Sweet kisses, love you.

Meet you in bed in five minutes.

Everybody, peace out.

We'll see you next week.

Love you.

Back to you, our fearless leader, car leader.

God bless you, and thank you so much for bringing us all to life.

Fuck you, bitch, motherfucker.

I don't know why I keep doing that.

Smoke weed every day.

Oh, I haven't played that in a long time.

I used to play that like ten times a show.

Now that Commander Jackass is gone.

but you need to shut the fuck we're done will thanks for stopping by no problem man thank you

for doing everything you do man hey man thanks a lot great time i gotta talk to you after the

show please get up please get a hold of me after the show milkman please if you don't mind sir

let me call you on the phone yeah wait about 15 minutes after the show's over you don't mind

all right all right great glad you understand jim stewart thank you for being on man

All right, chill, pal.

All right, have a good day or a good night, whatever it is you're going to do now.

You want to sleep or what?

It will be a good day.

I've got to go to college in three hours, man.

Oh, shit, not me.

It's spring break, bitch.

Ah, spring break.

Yeah.

All right, guys, we're out of here.

Peace out.

We'll catch you next week.

MadHouseLive.com, MadHouseMunchies.com, and 98.6TheMouth.com.

Yeah.

Milkman.com.

Make me a bed in five minutes.

It is.

WillWallace.com.

That's your last name, right?

right will wallace no sir william i used to have a website

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