2007-08-10 Show

And who plays What Happens in America?

Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.

What do you have to do?

We never did.

And who helped you out just now?

You piss off, woman.

Don't talk to me like that.

We don't need you anyway, bitch.

Well, fuck you.

Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

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There it is, midnight, Saturday, August the 11th.

We are one month away from the anniversary of something.

Anyway, what's going on, Milkman?

How you doing, bro?

That's what I'm talking about.

And the madhouse is back, man.

Saturday night's special, man.

We're loaded and ready for some pain, man.

Good.

Why not push it, baby, man?

We've got 30% off Beanie Babies today and everything, guys.

So be sure to check us out.

We are here tonight kicking it real.

come on milkman oh milkman hang on i gotta let me turn you up real quick here brother don't don't

go anywhere anyway that's better now we hear milkman anyway so everybody yeah we're here to

do a show it is the uh friday night special madhouse radio bring the pain as we've called it

that's right that's right and you hear me huh yeah yeah you sound good milkman keep it real man

You hear your echo?

Oh, okay, I can't hear myself.

No, you turned it off, so I didn't know I was on.

You got your echo on?

Do you hear an echo again, or are we back to normal with no echo?

No, you got rid of the echo, so it threw me.

I thought I was off.

I fixed it.

I fixed it, bro.

Don't worry about it.

All right, everybody, I'm excited about the show tonight.

We're going to try to get into the pranks as soon as possible.

Thank you all for being here tonight.

It's a special night.

We're celebrating being special.

Lonesome Loser is checking in already with tons of numbers,

Numbers that we couldn't get to last night.

Thank you, bro.

Awesome, bro.

Yeah.

It's a week after now.

Bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro.

Numbers hit, man.

Bro, bro, bro.

Rebo's asking, what song was just playing?

If it was the song that's ending now, that's Method Man, I Came to Bring the Pain.

From 1995, Wu-Tang Clang at you.

We're not going to play the intro, man.

We're already done with the intro.

Milkman, come on, man.

Didn't you get the memo?

Jeez.

I like the clang, man.

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And that's about it.

In the news, nothing, because we talked about the news yesterday, so fuck the news.

Other than that, Lonesome Loser, like I said, has sent in tons of numbers.

milkman would you want to do a prank call my friend or should we do a prank call i should say

of course of course of course talking about i i do want to tip my hat though in uh in mourning

for our lost brother soldier of comedy mr danny the trets guy.com guy is now no longer with us

he will be missed off to danny we talked about that yesterday but last night but of course yes

Of course, we're still in mourning here for Danny.

Thank you, TouretteSky.com.

There you go.

That's all he gets because we gave him a full, quiet, serious taps last night,

and Jen Stewart was here for the—

Where's Jen?

That's right.

That's why the Madhouse flag is flying at half-mast tonight.

Now, Jen said he was going to try to make it tonight.

No idea.

I guess maybe he slept in.

You know, Jen's busy.

He's a busy guy.

He was on last night.

We thank him for that.

He'll probably show up.

Hey, if he does, dude, you know, we might go late tonight.

We might break a record, my friend.

You never know.

If we're doing good with that, Rags, we'll break a record.

You know, JimStewart.com, he was saying something that there may be a show this Sunday at 3 p.m.

He's going to do one of his shows that he hasn't done in a while.

No, no, no.

No, there's no question about it.

He confirmed he is doing a show on Sunday at 3 p.m.

He is doing a show?

3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, 8 p.m. GMT.

You heard it right there in the madhouse in the headlines.

mine sunday brunch with james stewartson is on sunday uh and hey there it is of course tonight

normally you would be listening to ted on pc radio but ted cannot make it he is currently in

chicago on vacation or business or something i don't know what he's doing in chicago but

he is in chicago nonetheless we're gonna do the first prank call of the night milkman

we're gonna call the caesar's resort yeah somewhere in the west coast or something i

I don't know. We'll be right back after this, folks.

Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin' town.

Yeah.

There we go. Jonathan's on the line. What's up, everybody? Jonathan here with us.

What's going on?

Not much, man. I'm just here, you know, starting the show.

Ready to do some prank calls. Of course, you called in.

That's all good, bro.

How's your deal going, man? How's the bus business?

Pretty good. Monday off. Tomorrow, Sunday, Monday off.

Four-day weekend. All right. Where are you going to?

Are you going to Panhandle, or where are you going?

going? I'm just going to hang out. I got a few doctor's appointments on Monday to go

to. Well, I hope everything turns out okay, man. I hope so. Well, you know how it is.

Nothing serious, I hope. You don't have to tell us what it is, but we're just hoping

it's nothing serious, you know? It's just a few checkups. All right, good. Checkups

are good. Checkups are good. Milkman says you have an appointment with Dr. Lego. Imagine

that. That'd be something, bro. So, yeah, man. Anything else going on with you, man?

I mean, I was thinking, have you ever gone casino boating over there in Mississippi, in Biloxi?

No, I haven't.

Wait, I think I should, I'm thinking about trying it.

Maybe we'll meet up out there in Biloxi, Mississippi, one of those riverboat cruises, man.

Do some, play some, we'll play some blackjack.

Have you ever played blackjack?

Oh, yeah.

Blackjack is the only game in a casino where you have an advantage over the house.

So if you want to win in a casino, your best option is to go with blackjack.

Learn the game of blackjack and how it's played and how you can take advantage of it.

It's all a science, dude.

It's all a science, blackjack.

Yeah.

Yeah, you practice on your blackjack and we're going to go on the casino boat, man.

All right, I'll do that then.

We'll make so much money, we'll buy the whole boat and we'll make it, we'll make it,

we'll make them drive it all the way to like Cuba or something, man.

We'll hang out there, get some free medicine.

Make it a bus boat.

That'll work for me.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, brother.

So, Jonathan, now's your chance to say hi to everybody.

We're going to warm it up here.

Get ready.

I'd just like to say hello to all my fans and listeners

and visit our new website, www.lostboys.bravehost.com.

Oh, you got what?

And check out our shows over there.

Oh, you got shows?

You got shows, huh?

Yep, I'm back on Mass Attack Radio.

It's our very own stream with DJ Henry Rhodes and Donovan and Lance.

You guys got your own stream now?

Well, that's good, man.

Yeah, good for you all, man.

Good luck.

When are your shows?

Do they compete with any shows on PCU?

Because if they do, you'd have to get clearance for it, let's just say it.

This is just for fun.

Yeah, I know you guys are cool, man.

Well, that's awesome.

Maybe I'll tune in one day.

You get with me online, man.

Give me the website again, all right?

Because I couldn't copy it down.

Okay, I'll send it right over to you right now while I've got the messenger.

All right, cool, cool.

All right, Jonathan, you take care of yourself, man.

All righty.

All right, there it is.

Jonathan, everybody.

Jonathan.

See you later.

Jonathan has a radio station now that he's at.

That's something, huh?

Jonathan moving up in the world.

Look what can happen if you listen to...

I wonder what KDK is saying about that right now.

KDK is pretty mad right now.

What did he say it was called?

Short and Blast Radio?

I don't know what it was called.

It was something fun like that.

I'm sure it's a fun time listening to Jonathan on the radio.

That's awesome.

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Anyway, we were working on a prank call, weren't we, Milkman?

Prank, man.

We were fucking one up right now, man.

All right, we're calling the Caesars Resort again.

Let's see if this goes through this time.

I love Caesars.

It's valid, man.

You got the best house.

Peppuccini.

Bitch, better have my money, Milkman.

Have my money.

How much does Stephen R. weigh?

You've reached the Mount Blue Resort Casino and Spa.

Cosmopolitan by nature.

Thanks for calling.

We'll be with you in just a moment.

Metrosexual by nature.

Well, we know that Frank Master weighs 500 pounds plus.

He's a big plus five, Bill.

Yes, good afternoon.

How are you?

It's not afternoon anymore, is it?

Oh, crap, man.

And I've had a horrible, horrible night.

Help you?

Yeah, do you have drinking at this casino, perhaps?

Yes, we do.

Like, alcoholic now.

Is it the deal where if I'm playing, can I get free drinks?

Or am I going to have to pay?

You're going to have to pay.

I'm going to have to pay?

You guys don't bring out the free drinks when I'm at the casino?

Like, if I'm at the tables?

I'm not really sure about that, but I can connect you to...

Connect me to the bar department, please.

The bar.

Thank you.

The bar department.

Hey, what's going on?

Spring break, man. Hey, look, do you guys have free drinks if, uh, if I'm at the tables?

Or is it, do I gotta still pay?

Um, it's playing.

Could you find out for sure, please?

Because I tip well, but I don't like paying for alcohol.

What was that?

Can you find out, is it possible, like, some could, yeah, have something that's free, right?

Okay, what are your smallest, uh, slots?

Slot, you have slots?

No, I'm not gonna give you drinks. I mean, I'm really looking to get sauce.

Um, what's the bar?

are there any are there any clocks inside the casino for what clocks clocks are any clocks

inside the casino you know clocks of clock machines yeah you ever know there's no clocks

inside the casino well you don't want them to tell time because you want them to stay

there's no windows either is there it's always freezing cold killing the concept you know you're

killing the concept of time now i have kidney disease and i have to take blood thinners and

And it actually makes my blood very, very cold.

And I went in there, that's where I got it.

It was just so freezing.

You know how long it took?

I wanted a drink, and no one ever came to give me a drink.

The Del Sol bar?

About $10,000 I lost, and I didn't get one woman come over and offer me a drink.

Sol, we have a Del Sol bar.

We also have the floor.

What the?

They never came with me, usually.

Not one beer, not a coffee.

Nothing, nothing, nothing.

Do you have a lost and found?

Security, fine.

Hey, can I talk to them, please? I think I left something there.

I'm sure you can figure it out.

There's a knife tipping it for you.

I'm money.

You can figure out how to...

You lost something you want to sneak with security.

This is my last quarter.

Well, do you...

One second, I'm sure I can try to figure something out.

I'm sure you can do it, honey.

There's a knife tipping it for you, please. Thank you.

This is going to take...

Those who love the great outdoors prefer the great indoors.

Starting Tahoe, you may have noticed how no one ever...

One moment, I can transfer.

Yes, thank you.

What are you talking about? Now that service is mad out of style.

Is Jack Masterson on the line?

Lady Garcia is coming on the line in a second.

Very good, very good.

We up.

J-Luff.

You're so retarded.

No matter what time, 24 is that your service?

And is this the lost and found?

Yes.

What do you guys got in?

What do you guys got in in the lost and found, man?

What do you guys got in?

I'm trying to see if you got my stuff.

Looking for.

Oh, whatever you got, man.

What's lost?

You got a cell phone?

Did you find the cell phone?

I don't have anything jet in here.

Did you find any glasses?

Nope.

You got any video game machine things, man?

No, I don't have anything jet in here.

I just have the relief.

Yeah, you got any...

Did you find my bag of weed or something like that, man?

I think.

Well, there's nothing lost?

My cell phone, I lost my cell phone, man.

Where'd it go?

I don't know, a few hours ago and shit.

Yeah, where'd you get lost, man?

I'm calling around lost and found, man.

You got something I want, and I say it's mine,

or do you give it back?

This is lost and found,

but I want to know what you're exactly looking for.

Whatever you got, boss, man.

Look at your box and tell me what's lost

and I'll tell you if it's mine or not.

I cannot give you that kind of information, man.

Well, why not, man?

I left my stuff there.

Okay, you must come over here

and give me the description.

Well, this is my last quarter, sir.

I need to check on the computer

and exactly the description.

You'll lose it.

Why are you so lazy?

Don't be lazy, man.

Come on.

What do you got?

You got any medicine?

Did you find any medicine?

I lost a lot of things in here, man.

I lost my medicine.

Look for my medicine, please, in the computer machine.

You know how to type it?

You lose your cell phone.

You lose your backpack.

You lose your medicine.

What did you lose exactly there?

My medicine.

I lost my medicine, man.

Where are you?

I'm in the cab.

Cab station.

Cab station, sir.

Come on now.

You have my...

Can you tell me if you found my medicine, please?

He's, it's, it's in like a orange, it's like in an orange bottle, man.

It's got a label with a bunch of shit on it, that's mine, my medicine.

It says pharmacy on it, and it says filled, and it's got a date.

No, I have a date.

A date, arcade, man, I'm looking for my medicine.

I think it's a rule that if you're going to be a security guard, you're for, hello?

Hello?

Yes, who is this?

Tim.

Tim, you're not the Mexican gentleman I was talking to earlier, are you?

No.

Okay, look, man, I lost my medicine in the casino, and I'm asking him, and he doesn't understand English and stuff, and he's all like, okay, okay, okay, I don't speak that shit.

You got my medicine there? I'm asking, I lost it there.

I was at the video poker machine, and I left my medicine on top.

I can describe it.

What kind of medicine was it?

It was in an orange bottle, and it says pharmacy, and it says filled, and it has the date and stuff like that.

Form?

Yeah, that's the one, man.

You found it?

For real?

Yeah, true form.

Yeah, true form, yeah.

The gray in color?

Yeah, the gray true form, yeah.

You can find it?

We have it here, yeah.

Hey, that's important, man.

I need it or I could get in trouble.

You gonna come here and get it, or...

Where are you guys from the cab station, man?

The cab station.

Oh, man, you know the main central cab station, man.

Oh, shit, dude.

What am I gonna do, man?

My flight leaves.

I gotta get on this cab machine and make it in time.

Where are you right now?

The cab station, man.

I don't know this town.

I just know the guy says the cab station, man.

The taxi station.

In Lake Tahoe?

Yeah, the taxi station.

It's in Lake Tahoe?

That's right, sir.

Okay, we're still here where we were before.

I know, you're still there.

I know where you are.

I got one trip to the airport.

I don't have enough money to make a double trip now.

I don't know what I'm going to do, man.

That's my true form, right?

Yeah, true form OTC?

Yeah, over-the-counter true form, man.

This shit, I got a prescription for that, man.

You want us to send it to you?

Yeah, can you mail it to me?

Yeah, we can mail it.

What's your address?

All right, it's 182-118-KICKASS-STREET.

What's the name of the street again?

Street.

Street?

Street.

Yes, sir, Fake Street.

K Street.

Washington, D.C., 0001.

Julio Mendoza.

Say your first name.

M-E-N-D-O-Z-A and shit.

Man, I'll just put J-M.

I got Chris.

If you could do that for me, man, that would be awesome, all right?

I need your phone number.

I'd rather not give it out, sir.

Okay, so that's 118 Fake Street.

That's right.

Washington, D.C., 0001.

Absolutely.

sir okay we're sending it out won't get sent out till monday because this is the weekend that's

fine i'm sure it'll make it eventually sir okay well thank you sir have a blessed night oh bless

me jackpot we didn't do the bing bing bing right uh-huh that's right casino lost and found as well

milkman is talking about the prank call casino lost and found here it is everybody straight out

the request line here at 98.6 the mouth casino following is an exclusive of pcu radio and

and MadHouseLive.com.

Good evening, this is Silver Legacy.

Yeah, hello, hello, hello.

What's the operator, how can I help you?

Yes, hi, is this the Silver Legacy?

Well, that's what I was trying to tell you, sir.

Well, look, ma'am, I have a travesty here.

I've lost my wallet, my cell phone, my insulin shots,

and my sugar is up on the roof, and I need to get my insulin.

And I can't find them, and I'm sure I left them there on one of the machines,

and my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my wallet is gone, and I can feel my, my sugar.

Yes.

Hello, you have reached the local agency lost and found.

So that we can better serve you, please read the following information.

You are being transferred, and a hotel operator will assist you.

That's right.

Emergency.

Hello, yeah, look, my sugar is up through the roof, and I, I, I done left my, my, oh, Lord,

I, I left my, all my diabetes kits there.

Where are you at? Don't get an ambulance for you.

I don't need an ambulance. I need my insulin pills.

I need my shi and my pills, and I left them all there in my wallet and my cell phone.

I can't even call my daughter to come over here.

I could be dying if she's doing this.

My insulin is way up in the sky.

Yeah, I left my pills and my diabetes syringe and my insulins there.

Where?

I left them there on top of that machine there with the light.

You left them where?

The machine with the lights.

They goes bing bing.

I left it on there.

You know the one?

No, I don't know the one.

I left my insulin shot.

If I don't take it, I...

Then you should probably come back and get it, sir, because I don't know where you left it.

You need to come back and get it because I don't know where you left it.

I left my contact lenses there.

I can't see.

Sir, I don't know where you left it.

You're going to need to come back and get it.

I left my keys.

I left my cell phone.

You're not understanding me.

I'm done with this conversation.

I left my shoes, my wallet, my pants.

Big fucking deal.

The microphone sounds like shit now.

Why is the mic stuck sounding like shit?

What the hell is that about?

You have this weird noise on the phone.

Yours sounds good.

Mine probably sounds terrible because of that gauge.

No, I'm getting reverb on something else, dude.

Not you.

I don't know what happened to the mics here.

Hang on.

Reverb McIntyre.

She's great, man.

She plays a wicked guitar, too, man.

Reba McIntyre.

She's got a TV show that Athena keeps watching, and I think it sucks.

Reba McIntyre.

Anyway, so what else is going on?

Anything in the news you needed that we should talk about?

I mean, what happened with those miners?

Yesterday we said that they were in danger of getting vampire bats biting them

and turning into vampires and attacking each other.

Yep.

Anything happen with that, dude?

Well, actually, they did throw all the way through,

and they penetrated the core and found out there was a space,

but they may have calculated and actually breached the gates of hell.

Oh, dude, they penetrated the corridor, didn't they?

And vampires coming up out.

Awesome. Well, it's good that they penetrated the core. I'm very happy.

All right, anyway, we're going to do another prank call, everybody.

If you want to call in, the toll-free line is open.

The toll-free line is 1-888-278-8509.

And again, the toll-free line here tonight is 1-888-278-8509.

So join in if you want.

We've got just confirmed in England, Wilfred Dyke in Manchester, England.

Manchester, favorite of the Madhouse.

Just a moment.

The next prank call tonight coming right up, folks.

Continue on.

Hey, and by the way, if you have someone you want us to prank call, let us know.

Please let us know.

XXXO on AOL messaging us for the first time.

Welcome to the Madhouse family, bro.

XXXO says, I know it's been done before.

but they're so funny how about one of those pranks where person a calls someone and poses

as a telephone operator and tell the victim they have a collect call from somewhere far away we

accept the charge and when they say no patch person be through and fun ensues that's uh that's

that's an old blackout movie that's a good idea man maybe that's that's that's um yeah it's been

done been done but maybe we could do it just for fun that's okay we could try it kdk does it all

all the time it's cool awesome well then we now have yuck f ho in manchester england milkman yuck

f ho you ready for that all right good here comes that everybody cool man

what's up is this the whole residence i'm fucked up i do milk right that was normal

please hold the line the line who is this by yourself please i was speaking to someone and

i was rudely put on hold and the woman said please hold the line and i got through to you

you know what was that about where'd you ring from is this some kind of game sir sir you explain

you want to speak in who i'm calling from the united states of america sir okay saviors of

the world how are you sir sir i'm trying to speak to mr ho hello you're saying that's dirty who is

what do you have me on speakerphone i don't authorize you to put me on speakerphone the

devil who is this hello who is this well i'm i'm trying to talk to people i've got people putting

to me on speakerphone and being rude to me and not answering my questions. Now, I am

from the United States, and when I ask a question, you answer immediately. I'm sorry, who the

fuck do you think that you're speaking to? Do not speak to me in these terms and these

rude words. I do not use the F word with you. I just command you to answer my questions

when I ask them because I am an American. Well, I'm British, so I don't care who you

are. Look, look, sister. Why are you ringing this number? This is America, sister, and

and I called the shots.

You understand here?

Now listen to me very closely.

I'm trying to speak with Yuck F. Ho.

Where is Yuck F. Ho?

Tony?

Yuck F. Ho.

I'm trying to talk with Yuck F. Ho.

And you're lying to me.

Don't try to hide it.

Hello?

Okay, look, dude.

I'm not going to repeat myself to all the people who live in your house,

like immigrants, all like 20 people who live there with a bunch of kids.

Okay?

Now I'm trying to talk to Yuck F. Ho.

He or she should be on the phone with me immediately.

What is this regarding?

This is regarding the United States of America.

Okay, and what's up? Okay, and regarding...

What do you mean, what's that regarding? You know exactly what it's regarding.

Put her on the phone. We're here. We are in charge.

Now, put us on the phone with her.

No, what's it regarding first?

I'd rather not tell you. You're not yuck-eff-ho.

No, can I ask you what it's regarding first?

No. My answer is no. I do not recognize your authority.

Okay, what is your name?

My name is Joe America.

Joe America?

Yes, sir.

That's another name

That is my name, absolutely, Joe America, sir

Who do you think found the United States?

My great-great-great-grandfather

Francis America

And I named him after him

I am Joe America, descendant of Francis of America

Discoverer of the New World

Right

Yes

Were you aware that Yuck Efo has the lineage of Jesus in her?

Yes

Fine

We need her to fight the Antichrist

Okay

In the most evil of places

Do you know where the most evil of places is?

Iraq

The biggest threat to the world, my friend

Okay.

Now let me speak with you, Kef Ho, immediately, please.

Sorry, he's not here.

Why are you asking all these questions?

Well, I'd like to know who you are.

I told you already, Joe America. Did you write that down?

You don't need to write anything.

When you write the word America, these are stars, and you dot the I with a star.

That is how you spell my last name.

Okay.

Okay. So what else can we...

I'm not quite sure.

What are your thoughts on socialized medicine?

Sorry?

What are your thoughts on socialized medicine?

Socialized medicine?

Yes, sir.

I'm not quite sure what that is.

Do you even know what it is?

You're pretty thick, aren't you?

You're British, so you must...

No, no.

It was an English derogatory term.

Are you an American?

Some other woman, Manchester, said that to me.

That's a great offense to it.

Because I weigh 428 pounds.

Now, do you know how much that is in kilograms?

We actually use imperial units here.

You do?

Oh, I'm aware of that.

No, you guys lose kilos and shit like that.

No, we actually...

The imperial unit, actually...

I don't recognize the empire of the UK.

We kicked your ass, bro.

Your ass.

No, the imperial...

We don't...

Sir, we don't follow the British crown anymore.

No, no, but I'm saying the actual metric system is actually European.

Well, in the American system, we weigh people in pounds, not kilograms, sir, or kilos.

Yeah, in the UK, again, we weigh people in pounds.

The American, no, the American system, sir.

Yeah, but where do you think that came from?

America.

Was it actually invented by the Americans?

No, the Imperial Union was actually invented by the Americans.

It was invented by Francis America, my descendant.

I'm descendant of him, my ancestor.

Right, okay.

Okay.

So you agree that we have a superior metric system to you?

No, I guess the UK don't use the metric system.

They use the interior system, which is actually created by...

No, you're using the American system when you're calling it something else,

and I'm on to your little game, sir.

Right, okay.

Well, I think this is actually a futile conversation,

so I think I'm going to be terminating call right now.

Resistance is futile, my son.

Resistance is futile?

Yes, sir.

Star Trek?

Very good.

I give you permission to hang up the phone now.

Okay, thank you.

You have yourself a splendid day.

Splendid.

God bless you, sir.

Bless you.

Have a blessed day.

Goodbye.

Bye.

That was a fun conversation.

For the retard.

The American system, everybody.

The American system.

It's here for the American.

Joe America.

Oh, man.

Okay.

Charlie Patton.

We have his phone number here per request from the chat room and from other places.

Oh, wow.

cool milkman says uh milkman you go ahead and tell us what you said read that for me please

go ahead milkman oh you want to update okay well you know as we all know those that have been

for quite a while that charlie patten is a well-known in other words a getting sick baker

for attention guy well anyway his latest stunt has been that he gets on yahoo now

okay oh he's he has a webcam yeah man he took his webcam with a black cowboy hat on no kidding

with a black cowboy hat don't we call him so what what's his what's his messenger name call him up

what's his message don't don't do that i don't have the name i don't have the name don't give

it to me don't give it out on the air i don't want people i don't want people telling him who

yeah all we got to do is just go with the fact that we've seen his black cowboy hat on messenger

and Yahoo Messenger

and, you know, it was very

intriguing and take it from there.

Yeah, I'm going to tell him he reminded me of

Don Imus. Oh, you think he's going to answer, dude?

Seriously, come on, man. I don't want to be jerked around

with. He doesn't always answer.

No, he doesn't. He hasn't

answered the last two times we've called him, Milkman.

He hasn't answered the last two times we've called

him, dude.

Folks, just a moment here.

I will try it next.

Charlie Patton, everybody. Let's see if this works.

We have a fan request for the famed

charlie patton yeah man charlie patton here on the mouth coming up next everybody thank you for

listening this is not good no he didn't change it man this is like long dong he did not change it

let me see what the message is saying i i uh i don't know dude i am really um i'm i'm profoundly

um along here because uh that's a working number i'm going to double check my records to make sure

or that that is the actual number.

So let's roll on to our next call,

and I will confirm that that is the correct number.

We may have reached a turning point with Charlie Patton here, folks.

I hope not.

I hope we get him back.

We'll see.

We'll see what happens, all right?

All right, we're going to do another prank call,

then moving on back to Lonesome Losers Numbers.

Thank you, everybody, for still listening.

All of you who are listening right now, we appreciate it.

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12.49 a.m. on Saturday morning, August the 11th.

We're having a good time.

We're trying to get some prank calls off here.

Bring the pain.

Bringing the pain tonight, everybody.

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Whatever you want.

Again, it's a toll-free call.

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on my pocket and

1-888-278-

8509. We'll listen to a little bit

of, we're listening to a little bit of

Curtis Mayfield's Short Eyes.

And we're continuing on with another

prank call. This is going to be

let's see here, the

Dandy Cock Inn in

Stockport, England. The Dandy

Cock Inn. The Dandy Cock Inn.

Coming at you, folks.

Reclute is about to call in, dude.

Big reclude calling in.

Just a moment here.

Let's stand by for reclude, everybody.

So, dude, how's work?

You're having a late night tonight.

Is it 5 o'clock in the morning or some shit?

Fuck yeah.

Does it help you to stay awake and keep moving, or does it inspire you to do good work, or both?

Keeps me awake.

I try to do good work.

I mean, I can't afford not to.

Big time, huh?

Well, good luck with that, man.

I hope you don't screw up.

That's a lot of pressure.

No, it's cool, man.

I'm cool with it, man.

The guys, I'm already in with the dudes.

I mean, if I fuck up, I'm not in.

Well, at least you gave it a shot, man.

That's all you can do.

Shit, it's already good, man.

He loves the fucking business and band I brought him, so it's...

Cool.

Is that your own studio now?

You got your own thing going on, or are you still working for that one dude?

I mean, it's kind of like this.

I basically do whatever the fuck I want.

Huh.

Okay.

I mean, pretty much.

He just lets you do your thing.

You're kind of running the whole show the whole time.

Oh, that's cool.

Pretty much, dude.

Oh, yeah, dude.

That's cool.

You want to do some prank calls, man?

Fuck yeah.

Why not?

I was about to call the Yummy Korean Barbecue in Hawaii.

Let's do it.

All right.

I actually know a couple.

You do?

All right.

Well, cool.

That'll work, dude.

Awesome.

Bring the Hawaiian mahalo.

All right.

Here comes Reckless in just a moment, everybody.

Fucking chinks.

These aren't going to answer.

Let's see here.

We've got the...

We had a casino we called earlier.

We can call them back.

We've got the...

They didn't answer.

We've got Simon Pope in Manchester, England.

And we have Lai Fung Ho in Manchester, England also here available.

Lai Fung Ho.

Lai...

He's doing him bread.

All right.

All right, we'll do, let's try Lai Fung Ho.

We'll just talk to someone out there.

Maybe they'll answer it too.

Hang on, everybody.

We're going to try this again.

Reckless is coming at you.

Hello.

Morning.

I think we are coming to your house in 10 minutes.

Moon.

It was Lai Fung Ho.

I forgot to remind you.

I forgot totally who we were calling, man.

I'm kind of out of it.

Well, it doesn't, I mean, it doesn't really.

Is Mr. Ho there anyway?

Ho.

I think he's online still.

That's all I can think about is fucking Rome.

You're a freaking.

Here's one.

We can both tackle this one.

and I'll let you open up if you want.

This is Debra Mansfield.

She's a crazy, angry black woman

who drives a bus,

and she's an alcoholic.

Oh, cool.

She drives a school bus.

All right.

Good.

Let me go with this one.

All right.

Let's do it.

You know who we should do this in the style of?

She's a drug dude.

Okay, who?

That one guy.

What the fuck is that guy's name?

He's like,

he only sells cassette tapes.

He's on a test.

What does he do?

He's a black dude?

Yeah, he actually,

he's like,

Yeah, Milkman,

who is that, dude?

That's, oh,

Willie T. Ribs.

not Willie T. Ribs

no it's um

what the fuck is that dude

I know who you're talking about

it's a fucking stupid ass man too

it's like uh

who you're talking about

I don't know

he always talks about his wife

and stuff like that

yeah I know

I know who you're talking about

alright alright

I'll remember it

while you're putting the show

that's how you own a Porsche

playing with your pussy

yeah

if I come over

I'm gonna fuck it

Lucretia

his wife is Lucretia

Milkman is saying I guess

that is uh

Tate

Lucius Tate

that's the one

that's it dude

that guy is

oh that shit

who's

is Willie T. Ribs

he does pranks too I think right

Willie's hilarious

Willie T. Ribs I think is another one

I don't know

We interviewed that one dude that does them on the radio station

I forgot that guy's name

Black dude

Smiley?

Not Smiley

Junior

We interviewed him

Prankmaster got him to call in once

Something like that

Roy Wood Jr

Anyway

Her name is

Are you by your messenger?

I can send you her name real quick.

Yeah, let's see here.

All right.

Oh, okay, you sent me the last one.

Let's fucking see it.

Yeah, and that's my fault.

I should have let you know.

Oh, that's all right.

By the time I was ready to tell you, the guy picked up.

All right, there it is.

That's the wrong one.

Fuck.

Let's try this again.

Trafficking.

You can talk to her.

Talk to her about trafficking.

I don't even know what the hell that is.

I don't know.

Laundering's another one.

All right, we'll be right back with the next prank call.

Here comes Reclude and Carlito.

up they gave me a number that you were looking for until the juke john with me yeah you want

to go down and have some i'm saying i'll take you out yeah real not meet me down there honey

meet me down the street now oh you know it's over across the road from you the street needs

to come over we just meet at the oh you don't you don't drive them school why don't you come

pick me up one of these days take me around i'll pay you that's your place you won't i went number

k have you drive free working tonight okay where you working tomorrow yeah you were fine too i'm

I'm going to give you a call back.

Okay.

I'll talk to you later, honey.

You know what I'm saying?

She's lying her ass off.

She drives a bus.

We've talked to her before.

She's gotten, like, really heated with us before, dude.

Fuck.

That's funny.

She's kind of funny.

You say she wants to kill Whitey.

You want to look up an ad?

I fucked it all up.

She likes to kill Whitey.

You have $2.94.

She likes to what?

She likes to kill Whitey.

Hang on the line.

I'm going to call Charlie Patton now.

All right, dude?

Charlie Patton.

Yeah, you can jump in.

Hang on, folks.

Yeah, go ahead.

That's his wife.

Alright, this is the wife, Pam.

Aw, dude.

I'm sorry, you have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no longer in service.

Hey, milkman, no juice, man.

Aw, man.

They changed their phone numbers on us, dude.

Aw, man.

These guys are trips.

Those guys are trips, dude.

We're like out of numbers.

Well, you know, they're getting divorced.

They're getting divorced.

We can call Simon Pope.

Yeah.

He's in England also.

Okay.

Alright, we'll do one last one here.

Rail it.

Now it's ringing.

I didn't pick up.

What are you throwing me at this time of the morning?

About with you.

Punch up.

It's at a combat.

Hang on.

I'm assuming you're not going to get that.

Message 100.

I'm trying one more time.

You idiot.

When I see y'all, keep a freestyle.

Boy, steadily.

I can't believe I'm watching you.

I'm the mole.

Just like she stood there and took it like a trooper.

My God.

It's 7.13 in the morning over there.

There's no necessity for people to do that.

I just got a number for Jeff and Lisa Suck.

That's awesome, dude.

Fuck.

Why wouldn't you fucking change your name?

I'm Jeff.

Are you a fucking moron?

I mean, what?

Oh, shit, dude.

Hang on, let me send that to you.

Fucking fuck.

It's called these Sucks.

Grand Island.

Yeah, don't get it.

What is that?

New Penny?

Penny is Nebraska.

There you go.

Exactly.

Hang on, let me try to open one up and you join in.

If the guy answers, we're going to say we're fucking the girl.

of the girl answers will say we're fucking the guy or something like that all right go ahead

all right dude here comes everybody hello is this lisa yes it is hi lisa my name is cross

and i found your number in my boyfriend's uh cell phone and me he's uh kind of seeing jeff

like jeff's kind of hung out here recently and stuff and i think he's cheating on me with jeff

I'm good. I'm glad Jeff's butt-buddy's with him.

Like, is that your boyfriend and stuff?

Your boyfriend, too.

Not mine. I'm not involved with Jeff at all.

It's my boyfriend that is.

It's true, isn't it?

She actually asked him,

are you involved with him?

Like, he's gonna say yes.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Well, uh, yes, honey.

Are you fucking another man again?

Let me try to call them back and you take it.

Hang on, let's see if this works.

We're reasonable having sexual relations with my boyfriend, because I'm here with his cell phone, and he said that has been going on with Jeff.

I found your number in his cell phone. Tell me the truth. Is he breaking my heart?

Who is it?

His name is Cross.

Cross Lopez.

I don't know.

You

did, didn't you?

He did fall for it.

Shit.

I thought you were going to open that one up.

You should have started out with that.

I did.

They hung up.

But you didn't.

When he first picked up the phone, I had it coming.

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, I wasted.

All right, dude.

I'm going to let you go.

I'm going to take a break real quick, and I'm probably going to end the show.

No, no, you didn't.

Let's call Marion Tampon.

What's up?

Marion Tampon.

All right, Marion Tampon.

All right, you want to start?

You do.

I screwed up the last one.

Okay.

Here's your bed.

On tampon.

Right now, leave your name and number, and we'll get back to you.

This is us back from the toxic shock department.

You may want to contact us as soon as you're cut.

Dr. Bruno Vega's on the line also.

Bruno.

Dr. Bruno Vega.

I just want to say.

Lick my sucker.

One time of the month.

Days.

I need some runners, too.

Herp.

Runners.

I don't need some runners.

This line here.

I'm his tampon.

Such a disaster.

Give her some entertainment for about a minute where she's waiting for something to be clued

in and the whole message

and it's just me and you

going back and forth

saying dumb gay shit.

Yeah, I don't know

if that'll be entertainment,

but, uh...

She'll be like,

all right, what the fuck,

it'll make her day.

Sure it will, dude.

All right, Reclude, man,

thanks for calling in, bro.

You didn't ruin the show,

dude, it was fun.

Actually, you did fine, man.

It's all good.

We had a couple laughs,

but yeah,

that was fucking not my night.

It's not my night either, dude.

All right, bro,

take care, man.

All right, bro.

Reclude, everybody.

All right, that's Moe Brand.

That was Reclude.

That's great, bro.

I love that, bro.

Oh, man.

Welcome back, and thanks for the laugh, Racklead.

I got to agree with KDK.

That last song, this song sucks.

It's like T.I. and Eminem.

I don't know why I played it.

I really hate that kind of rap, dude.

That's like crappy.

I apologize for having played that.

I like stuff like, bitch better have my money.

Ha!

Milkman, should we take a break and come back and try to do more prank calls,

or should we call it a night?

It's been kind of a slow night tonight, man.

It's not what I expected it to be, bro.

I say let's call it a break, man, because this is the kind of night where it always comes back

and we really start hitting some home runs.

You think so?

Okay, well, a five-minute break then so I can go and stretch real quick and get a mental break here

and see if we can come back and do some more prank calls.

If not, we'll call it a night.

No big deal.

But we're going to come back and do some more prank calls, folks.

It is now 1.23 a.m. Saturday, August the 11th.

This is a live Madhouse show.

We'll be right back after this.

Madhouse Radio will be back right after this.

Don't tell me 40,000 people are coming here.

They're not here.

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what's up everybody man how's radio back on

and we're back we're back in the mouth everybody matt house carlito on the milkman 98.6

and joe of course i love that song man that's a great track

awesome bro awesome oh god damn

what make the music a little lower the voice a little louder anyway

so there's a controversy in the chat room and also i wanted to i wanted to mention that it's

willie t richardson and thank you to smooth stunner and someone else who willie p richards i'm sorry

willie p richards richardson is the guy with me and rec that we're talking about and also we

interviewed wario woods jr yeah right after hurricane katrina in 2005 95 jam 95 jam he's like

emailed all over the place. Offices around

the country have emails going back

and forth of Roy Woods Jr.

Roy Woods Jr.

I've got Roy Woods Jr.

I got his phone number. I should try to call him

one day. He's a pretty cool guy, man.

He was really cool on the phone with us.

Back when we sucked, dude. We still suck now,

but not like that.

When we first started this show, we were like,

you know, right there.

That was a long time ago, dude.

Now we're good. We make good

shows now.

so uh more prank calls we got more numbers coming in from los angeles thank you dude what's up with

that what's up with that anyway the uh the controversy in the chat room i'm talking about

is it uh are lucius tate and willie t richardson whatever are they black or are they white

oh no i think that willie p richardson is black i i think he's a black guy i i happen to think

I think Lucius Tate might actually be white.

I'm not certain.

I'd have to listen to a Lucius Tate prank.

I don't think I have any in my repertoire right now to check that.

He sounds pretty black.

He does that southern thing, like the old country hit black guy.

I don't know.

Do I have any Willie T. Richardson?

No, I don't have any of these cats.

I just listen to the PCU Radio stream.

That's PCU Radio over at PCURadio.com.

That's where I get my fix on stuff like that.

You know what I mean?

Okay, good.

Milkman, the numbers that we have here, we're going to try some more prank calls.

We've got the 24-Hour Fitness in Honolulu.

We've got Jerry Fido.

We've got Dwayne and Raffaella Rude.

And Herman Munsterman.

And also we have Leroy P. Rube.

Leroy Rube.

Sounds fun right there, dude.

I tell you what.

Son of a bitch.

I got Rube in his boob.

He's got lube.

You get it?

lube because he's got the lube his last name is rube anyway okay so uh yeah as i'm trying to say

the next prank call of the night's coming right at you folks don't go anywhere

kfc and guam everybody kfc and guam this is roy mercer roy d mercer fuck that dude

roy damn mercer i love him man he's the same thing how big a boy are you how big a boy are you

Yeah, I love it, man.

That'll be a good tussle.

Watch, I'll show you how much that sucks, to pick up a KFC.

I'm going to put a pump now on the side of your head as big as a baseball.

What's up, speaking of you?

Well, how you doing there, ma'am?

What's that?

This is Roy.

To make there about your establishment, ma'am.

I'm sorry, sir?

I seem to have ordered the extra crispy chicken, and I got the original bucket of chicken when I specifically asked for the extra crispy chicken.

You ordered here at KFC Micro Mall?

Yes, and I got extra, I asked for extra crispy, and I got the original recipe.

I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve original on this location.

Well, I asked specifically for original, and I didn't get the original, then I got the other one.

Yes, if you said crispy to them, they might, they should tell you that we don't serve crispy here.

They give you the original.

Let me ask you a question then. How big a boy are you?

I'm sorry?

How big a boy are you?

How big the what?

How big a boy are you?

How big the boy?

How big a boy are you?

I'm sorry, maybe you just, you know, just come back and bring the chicken back and...

Maybe I'm drunk.

Maybe I'm an asshole.

Huh?

Is that it?

Maybe I'm an asshole.

Is that what you're trying to...

I'm sorry?

You're throwing it in my face.

You would take a stack of dollar bills and throw it right in my face, wouldn't you?

Wouldn't you?

Hmm?

That's exactly what you're doing to me right now.

Disgusting.

I'm sorry, I apologize.

You know, just...

Disgusting.

Ma'am, you're disgusting to treat me like that.

I'm a person.

I'm a person just like you.

I know.

I'm a person also.

That's why, you know, I'm trying to fix the problem.

And if you don't, you know.

Well, how does hanging up the phone going to fix the problem?

That's why I'm telling you what to, you know, just bring the chicken back and your receipt.

And then we're just going to refund your money.

We ate the chicken.

Extra crispy on this location.

We ate the chicken.

Okay, so.

So we can't bring it back now.

You ate the chicken, so that means it's okay for you to eat it.

No, it wasn't good.

It wasn't good.

It wasn't what I wanted.

We have some left.

Did you finish all the chicken, though?

We have some left.

Did you finish all the chicken, though?

I didn't eat all of my, I didn't eat my share.

There's two pieces there that are mine.

How many did you order again?

How many did you order?

I think it was like 18, whatever the big piece, the big meal that you had, we had two of them.

But I didn't eat my chicken.

Yes, but I didn't eat my two pieces.

The rest of everyone else ate theirs, but I didn't eat my two pieces because I don't like it.

You ordered two 21-piece here at the Micronesian Mall?

I ordered one 21-piece of original fried chicken.

And what did I get?

Pieces of crap.

21 pieces of crap.

You know what you did?

You might as well take the bucket and, you know, you open the bucket and you put your ass on it and you go just like that.

Why don't you just do that?

And then say, oh, look, it's the new secret recipe.

this is the Guam

Micronesia mall

we don't sell it here

we sell the shit

in the bucket

21 pieces

that's why we give you

the original

because we don't

serve crispy

so

21 pieces of shit

that's why I'm asking you

to you know

whatever you have

left over there

bring the receipt

and then bring the

chicken back

and then we just

you know

I put it in the toilet

and I'm gonna flush it

where it belongs

okay so we

we cannot do anything

then

it's pieces

we cannot do

anything anymore

so that means

it's okay for you even though we i'm putting it if you really don't want you know just go right

away and bring the chicken back give the receipt and we give you the money back i'm putting it in

the toilet now no you don't have the chicken anymore i'm putting it in the toilet i'm a

talking i'm putting it in the toilet listen understand what it is do you use one there

or do you shit in the pot hello ma'am

I love having like really stupid mean arguments with women like for no reason on the phone I'm

so fucking such a fucking asshole dude I'm so mean to women I don't know why my girlfriend

from stays with me i'm such a jerk to women oh my god dude you gotta give athena credit for staying

with me because i'm like she hears this shit all the time me doing this she puts up with it dude

good for her though right she knows what she knows what's good for her she know what would

happen if she dared ever do anything against my will uh katie k says and i like to mention here

to everybody if you ever find pills in your house outside of the bottle the prescription bottle you

You don't know what they are.

There's a website you can go to, and you type in, like, the markings on the pill,

like the letters and stuff, or the size or the color.

You can describe it.

Yeah, the pill, and it'll tell you exactly what medicine it is

and what milligram it is and everything.

So try to do that, KDK.

It's probably expired, though, dude.

You don't want to take expired meds.

That's not safe, dude.

It's not safe.

All right, we have more numbers here from Poop.

Poop is sending in numbers that no one will pick up, probably,

but we could try. This is the Wawa

Wawa in

New Jersey.

We also have Suck and Blow Pumps

in Colorado. The Looney Bin Comedy Club

there we go in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.

And we got a body art in

Piercing Place. Milkman, what do you think, man?

Milkman, I'm losing gas.

So you better hurry up if you want some good prank call

out of this house. I like Oklahoma. The what?

Oklahoma. Call Roy Dean Markson.

I don't have anybody

in Oklahoma. Oh, the Looney Bin Club?

You're right. Okay.

they're not the club

no man club

milkman I have an announcement

these clubs are loud

is it a comedy club

yeah it is

they're not loud there

it's just people laughing

and people do that

when they listen to the show

oh okay

alright well that's cool

milkman

guess what man

guess who's coming up next

yeah

guess who's coming up next

Jack Masterson

who's that

Jack Masterson

coming up next everybody

this song goes out

to Lonesome Loser

yes

two questions

Do you guys comply with the Disabilities Act of 1996?

The what?

Do you guys comply with the Disabilities Act of 1996?

This is a business, you know that, right?

Well, I'm just making sure you guys do.

I know you do.

You don't know if you guys comply with the Disabilities Act?

Do you have handicap access in a handicapped bathroom?

Yeah, we have handicap access in the bathrooms.

Okay, so are we coming in?

The American Disabilities Act of 1996.

Yeah, but a lot of people don't know that, dude.

Sir, I weigh 482 pounds.

I'm out of breath right now.

I'm just trying to get some assistance and possibly see if you guys can accommodate my tonnage tonight.

I am in a wheelchair.

We're closing up right now.

It's actually more of a stretcher that's on an incline, sir.

It's back behind you.

Tonight?

Yes.

We're closing up right now.

I'm in the back of a bus right now, sir.

It was donated by Make-A-Wish.

You're in the back of the bus for what?

It was donated to me to use tonight, and it's part of one of my last...

I failed God ladder surgery, and I got shot in Vietnam in a pancreas, left me diabetic.

I ballooned up to 482 pounds.

I became sad, and I decided to put myself into a diabetic coma, and I recovered, thankfully.

I know this thing only has about a week to live.

So they put me in this bus, and I got to go to the Pizza Hut today.

and i just i just really wanted some comedy just like i used to get all the time i'd like to say

we could brother but both of our shows are over oh brother please please i just i need to laugh

brother both of our shows are over still going on can you put me on the line with a comedian please

they're not gonna let me in they won't let me in they don't forget we're gonna talk to the people

please entertain them i can't talk they they only forget because they don't see your whole

458 pounds of dirt if they see me on that incline stretcher um they would be pretty impressed

we're saying dude you should talk to her should talk to her maybe she'll come back just really

you hear a woman he gets so excited and i'm like jesus christ you really need a girlfriend man

no the dude no the guy just put us on hold so we'll go away but

male picked up see they'll pick up eventually it rings back but i can't just someone's gotta

do something please i just i can make it tonight for you you make me a shirley

Shirley Temple, man, we're going out to the parking lot.

Who the hell is it?

This is Jack Masterson.

Who?

Jack Masterson.

I gotta go back.

Just ring me and Shirley Temple out to the parking lot, bro.

They got a $50 bill.

Okay, I'll try to get you Shirley Temple out in the parking lot.

Do you know what I look like?

I'm guessing you'll be the only brother out there waiting for a Shirley Temple.

There's a lot of people out there looking for Shirley Temples, if you know what I mean.

I'll bring you Shirley Temple, brother.

It'll be alright, alright?

Oh, do you like, can you put some extra cherry juice in it from the cherry bottle thing?

Sure.

Can you make it extra dirty?

You guys don't make extra dirty martinis?

Pretty martinis?

Okay, brother, I love you.

You made me laugh.

You saved my life.

Okay, all right.

You're my friends and shining armor.

Thank you, son.

Yes, I have.

I lost control, Bookman, dude.

458 pounds of love to you.

That's a good thought.

I could help from laughing right there.

Oh, my God, that was fun.

Thanks, everybody.

Anyway, P. Philly has a suggestion.

Sure, make a request, P. Philly.

Jesus.

That was so retarded.

Jack Notcheson.

He's one of my favorites, man.

He's so pitiful.

He's hilarious.

Yeah.

Shot in the pancreas in Vietnam, became a diabetic, ballooned up to 482 pounds.

Although he has lost.

He has lost.

When he first came around, he was over 500 pounds.

So he's lost about 60 pounds.

Yeah.

But he's kind of bottomed out on the weight loss for about a year now.

So we're praying for Jack Masterson that he'll go under the 400-pound mark soon.

If not, he will die.

Oh, man.

I like his wheelchair, the incline stretcher.

He's an incline stretcher.

I'm done.

It's a silly

Posturpedic incline stretcher

You know those silly

Posturpedic beds that they curl up

And stuff and recline up

For you and all that

They cost like $3,000

It's one of those

I should just say

I'm being carted around in a silly

Posturpedic bed

That's what I'm going to say

That's what we'll do next

It's on an incline

Incline

oh shit oh man okay well i don't know who should we call next the visual on that was a scam

yeah we've got the sexual toy emporium coming up next in san diego california

here comes that i'm so i'm really milkman i'm really excited about this one man no doubt

this is gonna be fun man oh fucking block numbers up the ass i'm not using a block number

Damn it.

Well, we try to do another prank call.

Let's take it.

Who's that one bitch we used to call?

I ain't calling from a black number.

Oh, that was...

What's her name?

Oh, that was Nautica.

Nautica.

And I used to always...

Nautilus.

Nautica.

She was a BBW black girl, like a fat black lady, like over 200 pounds.

And she was a prostitute.

She was a call girl.

Her name was Nautica.

Do I have any Nautica?

I have Escort, I think.

Escort?

Yeah, here we go.

I do have that, dude.

Hang on.

The following is an exclusive of PCU Radio and Madhouse5.com.

I don't want nobody else in my house.

I want one person right here and that person for the rest.

Can you stay in your car?

You like listening to me on the phone?

Yeah.

Yeah, well, what's up?

I'm trying to get some business and you're up there all up on your business.

What happened?

You're calling me from block number.

I ain't no block number.

What you need to do is hang up, push star 82, and call me back.

No, I did already, though. You told me.

But I don't...

Look, hey, I heard your whole conversation. Don't make me call the police.

What kind of police is this?

Yeah, you know what's up. Yeah, I got you.

I'm gonna blackmail you.

Oh, I'm so scared.

Whatever.

Look, bitch. Look, bitch.

I'm talking to you, bitch.

So apparently he was trying to spend cash on the get-go.

Yo, I'm talking to you.

You ready?

Come on, baby.

Yeah, what's up?

Well, go on and since you know who I am, come on.

Who you talking to?

Well, once you know who I am, because I said I ain't fucking with a nigga that keeps fucking.

No, I got all these proofs.

Huh?

I got all these proofs.

You talked about paraphernalia.

Paraphernalia?

Yeah, I heard you talking.

You don't even know what paraphernalia I'm talking about.

Yeah, I do.

Crack pipe.

What?

What is crack?

Crack pipe.

I don't know, but I don't know crack, though.

I know, you're too fat to be on crack.

You're too fat to be on crack, though, Steve.

That's how bad you went missing.

You're too fat to be on crack.

It wasn't, no, I didn't tell you.

You're too fat.

Call the police.

Do you want me to call them for you?

What's their number?

I know you point them at them.

You want it?

It's not, it's, what is it?

I want to talk to you, sir.

Call them.

You writing the data?

I don't care.

Okay, four, four.

I'll call my brother.

Four, four, seven, six, eight.

Hey, bitch.

Four, five, five, zero.

I'm not listening.

I don't need to listen to you, hoe.

All right, his name is...

I know the opposite of the name of everything.

It's over the product.

You want his name, too?

No, look, my brother...

My brother's a cop.

Yeah, go on and call him.

Go on and call him.

My brother's a cop.

Yeah, you go on and do that.

You sit in my pocket and talk about that to yourself, okay?

Yeah, you're in big trouble.

I'm going to get that free dick suck.

You better get that free dick suck.

What was she talking about?

Every time I see that motherfucker, I'm going to be hot.

You've just...

i haven't heard that in a long time that's not as funny as i remember it dude i don't know dude

she was going off but what remember what it was it was that you actually accidentally called on

the line and she clicked over and was talking to somebody else and how the whole call got started

actually it took like 13 minutes the whole thing it was like a long right that's just like it was

a long conversation it was a long conversation about this guy who was with this escort he was

was like yeah i want to i want to get with you and and and like you have a relationship and she

was like no fuck that i don't do that shit that one guy messed it up and and shit and all this

and that and i could take care of myself and we were on the line the whole time and then she

realized and then she started talking to us and she had a nervous breakdown that's what it was

here's another prank call about an escort and a nervous breakdown i haven't heard this in in like

like a year. Let's try that. Let's listen to this.

The following is an exclusive

of PCU Radio

and MadhouseLive.com

Hello?

The room service, please.

Yeah, it sounds like I can hardly

hear you. Do you want to give me your

landline number? What's your landline number?

I'm on the landline now, dear.

Okay, what is it? What's your room number?

Yeah, 214.

And which hotel was that?

Look, let me just ask you real quick.

First of all...

I can't talk on this phone line.

If you give me the room number and the last name, I can call you.

Why don't you shut the hell up?

Fuck you, you fucking piece of shit.

You fuck you, you stupid bitch whore.

There it is.

That one is called Escort Neighbors Breakdown.

Do you remember that at all?

That was a long time ago.

Yes, I do, man.

But I can't remember the whole thing.

I forgot it was Escort.

I remember.

I'll never forget that one.

What the shit?

She flipped out on us like out of nowhere.

where she went like, fuck, kind of, I don't know.

Anyway, dude, we've got...

She was dying to say that to somebody for a long time, man.

Bad night, probably been getting a lot of shit.

But she unloaded it on you, man.

Yeah, had some bad johns.

Okay, well, anyway, we have a lot of numbers coming in for Lonesome Losers still.

We also have requests from AOL Instant Messenger,

where you can message us if you're listening to us now for the first time

or the 20th time or whatever it may be.

Madhouse Radio on AOL or Yahoo Instant Messenger,

So why don't you send us a message?

If not, go to madhouselive.com.

That is our homepage, our webpage, our mother page.

Madhouselive.com.

Do that, why don't you?

That's where you get a hold of us.

Also, the toll-free lines

are still open here.

1-888-278-8509.

Again, you can call us here tonight.

You can do some prank calls

with us if you want.

You can hang out,

shoot the shit.

1-888-278-8509.

Tomorrow's Saturday night.

Nothing really going on.

So we can stay up late if you want.

No problem.

You got any music requests?

Any prank requests?

Whatever it may be.

Get a hold of us.

Let us know and do that shit.

In the meantime, we're going to move on and try doing another prank call.

We already called the comedy club.

That was a good call.

That made the night.

That made it so this night hasn't been a loss.

Chicken fried chicken was good, too.

Reclute had some good stuff, too.

Having a good night tonight.

We got the Alibi Casino here.

We've got a good casino theme going on.

The Alibi Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Sexual Toy Emporium did an answer, of course.

You remember that.

And I don't know.

Yeah, that was Black Dumba.

And we've got Suck and Blow Pumps.

I don't really want to call Suck and Blow Pumps.

So we're going to call the Alibi Casino instead, folks.

Coming at you here, 98.6 to mouth.

You are now listening to Milkman.

Milkman, say hi.

How's it?

Is it hot where you're at?

Hi.

Is it hot where you're at, dude, right now?

out because it's no dude the country dude it was like i was talking to sweet kids and she said it

was like 98 there it was like 86 today it felt the heat index in atlanta was 113 today i think

it was man yeah it was 86 here at the 15 mile an hour breeze oh fuck we our heat index here it feel

it felt today like 103 degrees in atlanta dude i mean insane insane and wow we're getting brown

Dude, you'd be like cooked with that shit.

Well, no, what happened here today, we had last night the demand on the air conditioning was so bad that the power started going out right after I had to end the show.

The internet was out all day, too, because of the result of all these power surges, man.

It was really crappy.

So hopefully the grid holds up tonight.

But last night it was severely taxed, ladies and gentlemen.

You know, sometimes I just want to let you guys know, too, I am in Florida.

and in about

I don't know, two or three weeks

I'm pretty much guaranteed I'm going to be in hurricane mode

because this is the busy

time of the hurricane season starts

at the end of August, early September

and lasts until

well yeah, actually we're in the middle of it right now

September is usually the busiest month for the

hurricane season so hopefully

we don't get any hurricanes here in Orlando

or anything like that so, well you never know

it could happen, you could lose me

you know what I plan to do when a hurricane

does come through here, I'm going to actually be live on the air

to report everything happening.

I'll get a webcam set up too

and have it pointing outside.

Oh, cool, dude.

Yeah, dude.

I'm going to totally do a hurricane show.

You've got a show like shit

flying around the room and stuff, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

We will definitely do a hurricane show

if a hurricane ever comes through

where I live this year.

Most definitely.

Excellent.

Most definitely.

All right, anyway.

Alibi Casino is coming at you right now.

If I can find a song to play.

Milkman, a song request do you have?

Something that you know that we have, please.

Heard Catfish Blues tonight.

Okay.

Catfish Blues it is.

More Jimi Hendrix, huh?

Okay.

Hello, what's going on?

Is Jack Valente...

I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

My name is Jack Valente, and I would like to see if I could get a hold of your Lost and Found, please.

Do you want to talk to Artie?

Fucking Lost and Found.

Who's Artie?

I'm sorry, I can't barely hear you.

Who's Artie?

Who is Artie?

Who do you want to talk to?

Lost and Found.

Oh, this is the local bar.

Yeah, I lost something.

Do you want to talk to the bartender?

Sure, whatever.

Hold on then.

I reached the casino, man.

I'm trying to get to the casino, man.

Why are you, you're in the bar?

Well, I was in there and I left my stuff.

I was trying to call the lost and found.

Okay, what did you lose?

What do you got in lost and found right now?

Nothing, you lose it.

No, I do.

I lost a lot of stuff there.

I'm just trying to call around, see if, you know, you found it.

That's a shame.

My cell phone.

Cell phone.

On my debit card.

Okay.

My pills.

I lost my glasses, too.

I do. I have a nice pair of sunglasses.

You have $1.19 in your destination now.

What a jerk off that guy.

Hang on, let me turn off the line here so I can explain a new prank call we're going to do.

All right, Milkman?

Mm-hmm.

Thank you.

Cool.

You're supposed to be getting your pills custom trimmed in D.C., so I'm going to check them out.

Yeah.

I wonder what he said that it was. I forgot.

It sounded like it was some kind of muscle enhancer or something like that.

I think that's what he said.

pro trim or custom trim otc or some shit pro something i said yeah trim spot baby he's an

idiot because i'm like yeah it's otc yeah i have a prescription for that it's like oh okay like

hello over the counter whatever anyway he's a little dense he's a little thick that guy milkman

milkman i'm gonna crush this soda can on my head you ready to hear that

cool man don't hurt the can let me get the mic up there i fucking hurt dude oh wow that hurt like a

bitch ah i bet you the can's bum now yeah but i um oh i hit the corner but like right in like my

sinus cavity oh man that hurt dude that reminds me when i was a young man in school we used to

have headbutting contests right oh that's the biggest headbutt well that explains it dude i

I was like the king, man.

I broke one guy's nose, man.

He tried to duck, and I broke his fucking nose.

Shit, dude.

That's awesome.

And nobody fucked with you after that for the rest of the year, I bet.

Dude, I had the record, man.

I broke a wall down with my head, man.

Are you kidding me, dude?

No, man.

I had splinters in my head, man.

It was wood.

You're pretty crazy, Milkman.

You're cool.

It was cool as shit, man, because it was at a live music bar,

and we was like really high man and people was like we'd had a big head button going wild and

i said watch this i went in the bathroom and smashed the wall dude so um i'm glad you did

how much damage did you do the wall did you make it through to the other side or what happened

exactly well it was it was uh fly yeah actually i broke it all the way in from as high as i could

jump clear down to a few inches above the floor man cool i'm i'm glad it was cool man that's

It's hard to explain, but I understand what you're saying, and that's fucking nuts, dude.

It's sad that you understand that, but, you know, all you crazy, wild-ass partiers out there may be able to relate.

Oh, yeah, Milkman, I wanted to mention that I have had the opportunity to see the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

Of course, we are big fans of the Terminator 2 series here ourselves.

I'm sure you know that, Milkman.

You know, there's a lot of influence on this show.

There's a TV show coming on this fall called the Sarah Connor Chronicles.

and i saw the first episode of it already and i'll tell you what it is an awesome awesome show

you got sarah connor john connor uh running array and fighting with uh terminators and shit

and and like they're getting set up well they're they just they just uh i can't ruin it for you

but yes sky and it's involved in everything big time dude it's fucking awesome it's an awesome

awesome TV show dude

Sarah Connor Chronicles

if you have the means to

download it let's say legally

or whatever if you have the means to

download it check it out

especially if you're a fan of the series I think it does

really well with the

series so that was cool

yeah Sarah Connor Chronicles

and I have two more episodes of Weeds to

watch tonight as soon as we get off the air here

that's why I'm really itching to get off the air here pretty soon

because I want to watch Weeds

Oh, man, I was laughing on that Phil Henry last night.

That was crazy.

I really want to see...

The guy was drooling.

His kid was drooling.

He was drooling all over the place.

He slipped on the floor.

Have you seen Little Bush, man?

Have you seen that on Comedy Central?

Dude, they made a cartoon of George W. Bush as a baby

during his dad's presidential term or whatever.

like it's called little bush like it's yeah and it had there's like little cheney a little rumsfeld

and little condoleezza rice and uh jeb there's like little jeb little jeb bush and he's like

retarded and stuff it's really really funny dude it's kind of like it's kind of like you take the

muppet babies and mix it up with uh i don't know you mix the muppet babies with like political

humor with and and with a little bit of south parker kind of thing it's really weird dude

Dude, anybody out there who hasn't seen it yet, watch Little Bush.

It's a cartoon that's currently airing on Comedy Central.

Be sure to check that out, dude.

I think it's better than South Park.

I'm being honest with you.

South Park has its respect.

I don't think South Park is a show that it was several years ago, but it's still okay.

I don't make it a point to watch it regularly anymore.

I catch it occasionally.

originally i think little bush here this show is funnier than what south park has been for for

for a long time so definitely check out little bush funny funny funny stuff um i don't know

milkman we're gonna do a few more prank calls here and call it a night all right dude uh and

i'm doing this for the people who have sent in requests so this one here is for kvn and uh he

He writes in, KVN writes in here on the mouth line.

This dude, he's been harassing him.

He fixes up piece of shit cars on the side as a side job.

He's in Oklahoma, and he fixes up really shitty cars, I guess, on the side.

I don't know what he does normally.

So, yeah, he's a new listener, apparently.

First time he actually gets a chance to log in and say hello.

He's gotten back into prank calls and stuff recently, et cetera, et cetera.

So that's awesome, dude.

dude. Awesome, dude.

Cool. He's a prank caller himself.

Hey, dude. Awesome, dude. This is PC

Radio or wherever you're listening to us, too.

We do prank calls, so welcome to the

fray. I had

another request from somewhere, somehow,

someone, and I forget what it is now,

dude. Any idea what it was? Did I

mention it all? No. We've got Lonesome Losers

numbers here.

Hawk fan. We can't get through to Charlie

Patton, unfortunately, right now.

And we tried his wife, and she disconnected

her number, but I thought she got her

Herpes sucks.

Oh, that sucks.

Herpes sucks.

He probably doesn't have it anyway.

All right, well, dude, let's just call the guy who fixes cars, okay?

This is his freaking name is John.

John Owen, everybody.

Stand by for the next prank call of the night.

Hey, who's going to call?

Fat Al or Jack Valenti or who?

Eddie Garcia, dude.

Huh?

Name a number and I will call you back.

Send it right now.

We need a Manchester number.

Manchester United.

Yeah.

Flat track.

An awesome loser sending a Manchester number.

Manchester Unite

Okay, we're going to call the Wawa for Hawk Fan

They're not going to pick up because it's Hawk Fan's number

One more, please

Sorry, KVN, the guy didn't answer

Sorry it took so long

Thanks for calling Wawa, this is Ben

Hey, Ben, what's going on?

Who is this?

Jack Valenti, how are you, my son?

Kelly speaking, how can I help you?

Kelly, what happened with him?

Sorry?

What happened with Ben?

I don't know

Did you hear him? He's like

I can only hear you a little bit, who's this?

How old is Ben?

Can I help you with something?

Well, yes.

I was talking to Ben, and he hung up on me.

Oh, Ben's busy.

He didn't hang up on you.

Is he, like, 16 or something?

No.

Can I help you with something?

He's a fucking retard or some shit.

Look.

Yeah, kind of like you.

Peace.

Hey, don't.

Oh, he hung up on me.

All right, that's that.

Must be his sister or something.

I think he's the retard that gets, you know, cleans the garbage out of the carts and gives

his people the little shopper thing little magazine shit you get yeah right he goes around

and puts the groceries in the trunk and they set in their car right they don't trust him with that

milkman they don't trust him with that but the shit in the trunk is a famous move man

they don't find out until they get home

answer here milkman yeah lonesome loser sending in a number for graham dyke manchester england

I'll try that next.

Thanks, you lonesome loser.

Yeah, lonesome loser.

God loves lonesome losers.

They hung up on me, sons of bitches.

Another one from Manchester.

Look it up in the dictionary.

Fucking wanker.

Speaking of wankers, where the hell's that damn moon at?

Oh, I suppose he's over there wanking away on man cam.

And it's a retiree's home.

It's an auction pensioner.

It's called the Nostradike.

I think it's a beautiful morning, is it not?

Mail the fresh air.

Fran, Mr. Dyke, how are you today?

Rubbish.

Why?

Jesus loves you.

It's like 8 o'clock in the morning or some shit.

Yeah, it's ridiculous.

What are you talking about?

It's Friday.

What?

It's Friday.

You're late for work.

Hey, go piss off.

It's Friday morning.

I knew that was coming.

All right.

I had a feeling that was coming.

Go piss off, click.

This is Glasgow, Scotland.

Edward Roach in Scotland.

Remind me I have to talk about the new CD.

I have to talk about the new CD.

6484.

Hi, what's going on, buddy?

All right.

6428.

Hello?

Is this 6494?

It is.

This is 6428, how are you doing?

Who the hell are you?

Copying, what's your current status? 6494, over.

Listen, who are you?

This is 6482, and I'm asking for your status. 6494, do you copy? What's your 1012? Thank you.

Would you get off the phone?

It's only 257 in the morning.

What's the big fucking deal? It's Friday, dude.

You have 82 cents.

Enter your desk.

Rubbish.

Let's wake up the UK.

Okay.

We're the ones that got it down properly.

6-1-8-4.

6-2-5-7, what's your status over?

It's a hoosin' schoolin'.

Can you say freedom for me, please?

Freedom!

Say it.

I'm American.

Say freedom.

Listen.

Just say freedom, asshole.

Please, just do it for me.

You gotta bust my load.

Say freedom.

Shit, that would've been awesome.

Damn it, he left the phone off the hook, too.

Now we can't.

We need to get a Scottish person to say freedom, man.

Fucking, that's an awesome movie, Braveheart.

We're looking for Braveheart.

Hell yeah, freedom.

Brave Bart.

Gotta go with the clown and the two sons.

We need to ask them why they wear skirts.

Why men wear skirts and the women wear trousers.

Yeah, what's up with that?

You guys wear dresses, man.

And your women wear trousers.

Oh, yeah, I remember now.

Our other request was from that P. Philly cat.

Remember.

294, come in.

What the fuck?

Alright.

all right this this this is a dude named nick who's 29 and loves star wars and he lives he

works at burger king and he's 29 what a fucking loser dude all right let's call this guy again

this is nick 29 years old loves star wars works at burger king he probably lives with his mom too

it's a friend of his and he always looks around with him and he yells sad okay cool we're gonna

gonna call nick stand by everybody for the next prank call of the night thank you thank you give

us your status when we come back i want all your statuses okay that's driving me nuts that's shit

man that's south park i just listened to burger king man what's up this is rivera what's up man

it's kicking man yo yo was that south parks and shit it was like dreidel dreidel that shit when

when I called in, man.

What's up, man?

I just called me newbie, man.

Fuck that Me Too, yo.

Come on, man.

Let's talk that shit.

Bag it.

You have 76 cents

and your destination number now.

76 cents.

We'll make American calls.

We're running out of money.

For deduction of applicable fees and charges

as listed on the back of your card.

The other card had 96 cents on it still.

Which other one?

Please enjoy the music

while your party is reached.

Here's a little dreidel

that's my little play.

But I'm not gonna play

So that's it.

I think that's all we got, dude.

Wow, it's 2.30 in the morning.

Not bad, guys.

Thanks, man.

We did good.

We didn't get any more than 30 listeners.

I really appreciate that.

Thanks to people for telling a lot of people to listen to the show today.

We had a lot of new listeners.

We had a new...

Yeah, Charlie Patton.

I think he's on to us, dude.

I don't know if we'll ever get to talk to Charlie Patton again.

I'm looking at the website for the Cheese Boys, a.k.a. Jonathan's homies, the Lost Boys.

I don't see anything.

Milkman, stop talking all creepy over there, dude.

What's wrong with you?

Oh, man, it's cool, man.

It's called Short Bus Radio.

I love it.

Okay.

It looks like a big yellow school bus website.

You should all check that out.

Yeah, but it's a short one.

The website, what's the website, Milkman?

I'm trying to find it here.

Toolbars, navigation.

Navigation.

Shortbuckradio.net.

Not to sound like an asshole, but if you're going to make a website,

why are you going to make it so hard as this?

Lost Boys with two Zs at the end.

Shortbuckradio.net.

Milkman, please don't interrupt me.

L-O-S-T-B-O-Y-Z-Z.

That's impossible to give out by talking.

Anyway, .bravehost.com.

Lostboys.bravehost.com.

Good luck trying to figure out Lost Boys because they freaking made it with two Zs, like a bunch of retards.

They should have just done B-O-I-S, Lost Boys.

I bet you.

That's that idiot Kraton.

Lost Boys.

Anyway, Jonathan, man, come on.

You guys need to change that website.

Man, don't piss me off, all right?

It makes me angry.

Go to PCUradio.com, even better yet.

PCUradioprank.com, undergroundradio.com.

Also, the best site you should go to, which I think is better than all that, is what is it called?

MadHouseLive.com.

That's the one.

We're out of here.

Milkman, you want to give our thanks real quick to the people while I wrap things up, please?

For sure, Carlito.

I'd like to thank, most of all, one of my favorite participants right here at the Madhouse, that dedicated Lonesome Loser.

Yes, thank you, Lonesome Loser.

Good numbers tonight, Losa.

The man, the hit man, the numbers hit man.

All the answers and all the laughs.

Thank you, man.

Appreciate that, dude.

I'd like to thank Ted, man, a wonderful sponsor of our network, provides our chat room, all this great camaraderie right here that we call PCU.

I'd like to thank everybody on the Madhouse Radio Network.

work and i'd like to thank especially you our listeners because why we do it just for you we

pay every week and you get free entertainment the most interactive entertainment right here

in frank radio on madhouse live i'd like to especially thank our fearless leader el caldante

of the militia of the madhouse who is going to be giving the details on a new cd release that's

That's right, a new CD is coming right up here.

I had to say, I had to say.

Thank you so much for all you do, Hermano.

No, man, breaking news, okay?

All right, the CD.

Tomorrow I'm going to be printing the covers for the CD,

and I will be pressing the first CDs myself tomorrow.

So the CDs will go on sale.

I'm going to say the official sale date for the CD is going to be this Thursday.

For this Thursday's coming show, this Thursday's Madhouse,

we will be selling the CDs for the first time.

We're going to be giving out the CDs to a lot of people.

Milkman you're going to get the first copy

and I'm going to send Ted a copy

KDK I'm going to send him a copy for free

and some other people out there

are going to get free

what's your fat ass been up to

will be released Thursday

it's going to be awesome I put a lot of work into it

and it is just about complete

it's just time to print the covers right now

and I got actually KDK

if you're listening still

I need to get with KDK he told me how he does his

and I want to get with him to see if I can ask him what his method was again

because he had a pretty good system down to printing them up at Kinko's or something.

So I'm going to ask him what size he was doing or whatever.

Anyway, if he wants to be nice and help me out, it would be awesome.

Like I said, it would be awesome.

Milkman, you can continue with your goodbyes.

Thank you.

That is all.

Thank you.

Hey, man, great news, man.

I'm really excited about that CD release.

So, guys, don't you dare miss it because, you know,

No, it's going to be not that much more than that.

That's right.

Also, I'd like to thank people who called in and at Mr. Jonathan,

all you other people out there.

It's part of the show, man.

You sent in requests.

And I hope you all enjoyed it as much as we did.

We are still shocked and we are still concerned about Charlie Patton.

So the saga of Charlie Patton is still ongoing.

We've lost contact with Charlie Patton.

Stay tuned.

Exactly.

You must stay tuned with Madhouse Central.

Join the newsletter.

Tune in to the shows to find out the eventual demise of Charlie Patton, the famous phone

baptism freak.

Call number one last year's second season.

Okay.

And there you have it.

I'd like to thank all of you out there that's listening, especially you, sweet kisses.

Okay.

That's it.

Did we thank...

Reclude called in.

Take it away, big guy.

Reclude called in.

Mr. Reclude.

Numbers from all the new people out there

Thank you for joining us

I'm sorry I couldn't get to your last request

But we're going to be on again on Thursday

Tomorrow there's no live show on PCU

Although Sunday will be

Jen Stewart doing another

Sunday at 3pm

Jen Stewart will be doing a show

3pm Eastern Standard Time

That's 8pm GMT in the UK

And Monday night

I don't know, Tuesday night

night kdk wednesday night dr lego um all times 10 p.m eastern including next thursday night

madhouse radio will be back live once again at 10 p.m eastern standard time that'll be thursday

the 16th of august right that's right thursday the 16th of august anyway seriously we're out

of here folks thank you very much for listening thank you milkman and all you guys so much big

big man, because it's, you know, it's a big five-minute stab in the middle of bed.

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