2007-11-08 Show

Who plays?

What happens in America?

Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.

What do you have to...

We never did.

And who helped you out just now?

You piss off, woman.

Don't talk to me like that.

We don't need you anyway, bitch.

Shut up, bitch.

Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

I was now being traced by AT&T Security and Call Tracing Network.

You will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.

Okay, AT&T can kiss my ass, right, Milkman?

Kiss my ass, AT&T.

I was now being traced by AT&T Security and Call Tracing Network.

AT&T. We got to talk about AT&T

tonight on the show. Everybody, Madhouse

Radio's here. Madhouse Radio.

I think he's a tough guy.

We have Carlito. Shut up.

I keep telling you to shut up, but milk on you to shut up.

Sometimes you need to shut up, man.

Watch your mouth,

milkman. I'm the

shot caller. I'm the baller.

I got 40-inch blades on the Impala.

And I holler,

and I'm going to get laid tonight.

How does that song go, Athena? Do you know? That's your

your favorite song i could smell you from here venus venus looking to get hit again

this is my poor myself nice tall glass of beer look at me yes sir anyway madhouse radio as i

said before is here now live making a show for you we are here carlito myself the most heterosexual

man on internet radio the king of thursday night the flatulent snake prince of peace the lord of

of the underground, the prime minister

of pranks. What else am I?

Athena, anything else?

Generalissimo

of the madhouse.

Generalissimo of the madhouse.

An okay lay,

Athena says. Thanks, Athena.

Alright, man, that's

why I'm keeping you around.

She says it's okay. Yay,

man. She likes

my low average size

penis. It's average size

but on the lower end of average.

yeah what now anyway we're here with milkman milkman is here milkman i'm introduced milkman

i'm introducing you hello say hi to milkman everybody milkman say hi everybody everybody

huh everybody good i'm glad to hear you're still alive milkman you're still breathing

still no internet but you're here nonetheless yeah yeah we also have in studio via satellite

satellite link up i see here we have tuck and we also have the warriors are here as well hi kids

how are you my brother down in florida yeah there's no brothers here in florida man i'm not

your brother we're from a different different type of society down here this is the south

actually you are in the south aren't you so i guess we're confederate brothers that's awesome

what's up brother fellow dixie crat here with me tonight is tuck

You've got to get the union out of the woods.

That's right, man.

The South will rise again, and it will be televised on Madhouse Television.

Look for that.

Madhouse.tv coming soon to the Internet near you.

The Warrior.

Warrior, where are you from again, man?

Where are you from?

Oregon or something like that?

Columbus, Ohio.

Ohio.

What a boring state.

You should hang out with Recklood.

He's a nice guy.

He'll get you laid and stuff like that, man.

Recklood, everybody.

I need to get laid.

Yes, you do.

I know.

That's what I hear.

Recklood.com.

That's the Warriors website

Good to have you all here tonight

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Milkman, what is the way to call in toll-free tonight?

Tell the people.

That's right, man.

We've got 999-882-

Wow, that sounded like crap.

Anyway, 888-278-8509 is the way to call us tonight.

Toll-free line is open now.

If you want to call in, go ahead and call.

Call us now.

Nunu's asking me to stop my porn torrents.

You know what, Nunu?

Nunu, I'm not going to stop my porno for you or anybody else.

All right?

I don't care what the feds say.

I don't care what Nunu says.

I don't care what my fiance says.

Nothing is going to stop me from collecting porno.

I have a vast library of porno under my alter ego.

Stick your fingers 27.

This is me.

I have like 300 gigs of it, dude.

Oh, 300 gigs?

Is that all video or is it pictures?

What do you specialize in?

Video.

video 300 gigs of porno video is there any need to have that much porno do you have you ever got

have you gone through it all at some point no do you not delete it after you watch it and you just

keep watching new stuff all the time no like i'll delete it and then i'll go look for it later and

i can't find it so i just keep you just keep it so you've amassed 300 gigs worth of porno

and about how long in a year longer than this how long has this collection been going on for

Oh, I wiped my computer out back in May, so since May.

Since May.

Okay, that's pretty quick for 300 gigs.

About May, what's 11 minus 5 is 6.

And 6 months, so that's about 5 gigs a month.

I guess that's not bad.

Is it 5 gigs a month?

No, no, you've done 50 gigs a month of porno on average.

Wow, man, that's a lot of porn.

That's all video, right?

I guess it's not that bad.

That's a few DVDs worth.

all right good good deal then man baz wants to call in the team speak we'll put baz on here

that's the password there baz please don't give that out we know who gave it out and we'll we'll

find out venison says he only has 100 gigs of uh of porno and uh sebi makes a point that there's

no need to download it anymore you can just stream it more you get you actually use limewire

i never have any luck with limewire anyway i need i need to go say what's up to everybody who's in

in the chat room right now the people i've mentioned before i see fall tuck ted's in there

of course uh cocainey new new the warrior venison talent and mr ripley's want some losers they're

sending in numbers immediately here i'm great i'm happy about that uh also want to acknowledge of

course spike mike i've just uh moderated him over here so he can be a moderator i've made him

moderator right there that's for him and we got to get to miss dark jedi uh let's see dino finally

for the first time in a long time i'm seeing is online i haven't seen dino online in a long time

man dino man get a hold of me call in tonight or some shit again the toll-free line is 888-278-8509

i'm sorry it took me so long to moderate you kids out there on syndicate but everybody please be

be sure to go to our flagship station, which is syndicate radio dot TV syndicate radio dot TV.

That is TV as in transvestite TV as in television TV as in tuberculosis.

What are you doing, Milkman?

What is with all the music stuff tonight on your end?

A lot of sound, a lot of background noise.

Are you at home or where are you at?

Are you down at the cantina?

I'm at the rock bar in Manhattan.

Yeah.

Hey, man, what color are the walls inside your house?

White?

You got to have concrete in the islands, man.

If you don't have concrete, the fucking hurricane will take it down in about two years.

You'll have a house that will last you two years if you make it out of wood in the Virgin Islands, man.

Forget that.

And they got monster termites there, too.

I see Baz and Ted have both joined the team speak conference here.

They're now on the show.

Welcome, guys.

It's going good.

At least it is going good for I.

And I hear myself.

Thank you for that.

All right.

All right, Nunu is sending in the information for a conference that's going on tonight.

This conference, let me get the details here.

I don't know if you guys are aware of it, but it is the United Daughters of the Confederacy annual convention being held in Arkansas.

So that's from Nunu.

He's always really into us calling conferences, so we're going to try to hit them up ASAP.

Again, that's the United Daughters of the Confederacy annual convention.

How is that, Valencia?

yeah yeah yeah i don't have the song the deliverance song that's that's been overdone

you know a lot of people play the deliverance song deliver song is is very september 10th

so that's what i call things that are like in the past they're no longer milkman's just gonna

talk over everybody tonight milkman go ahead and make a statement everybody milkman milkman

i will translate new new year a wanker and all that for that's like translating spanish into

english yeah we just translated from milkman language to that okay look we got numbers let

me announce the numbers first hang on we got mr big burger we've got big mama's fish and stuff

outback christmas tree oh and the kangaroo farm and that's in arlington washington they got a

kangaroo kangaroo farm oh that's nice oh hip-hop jewelry in l in la la hip-hop jewelry that might

be fun so a black woman answered there that's good good good nice to see black people uh owning

businesses again in la after the riots after so long they finally uh gone and and built up all

their businesses that they destroyed that's good that's good you know i think you know they i think

the koreans uh realized with time that it's not fair what they're doing to the black communities

in in california and i'm sure we can all agree that it's it's a good thing that black people

as a minorities are are more empowered now than they were in the last 10 years i at least i think

so anyway little caesar's restaurant that's that's uh very cheap very good pizza five dollars uh hot

Hot and ready, everybody.

Pepperoni pizzas for $5.

Ready when you go there.

Go to LittleCaesars.com for that.

We have great food.

We got a lot of numbers here.

We're not going to keep going.

We got illegal Pete's Mexican food.

Yeah.

A Mexican guy answered.

No kidding.

In Denver, Colorado, the former home of Milkman.

Denver, Colorado.

Yeah.

Well, what is there to talk about?

There's not much to talk about here.

What is there for me to talk about?

Okay.

That's right.

Hey.

Did you hear about Rudy Giuliani?

Rudy Giuliani, apparently some information is coming out about Rudy Giuliani, that he's connected to some company in Qatar, and this company in Qatar is also affiliated with Al-Qaeda, and they might have contributed to financing money that led to the 9-11 attacks.

tax so there you go conspiracy theorists go ahead and run with that one and see where it goes maybe

it'll become a big deal and he will not get the nomination or something i don't know i wouldn't

mind really rudy giuliani being the president it wouldn't be my personal choice but it's okay i

would rather vote for someone else but i could deal with him he seems like an okay guy he's done

some good things uh but just out of all the candidates wouldn't be who i choose

I don't have a good feeling about Old Boyle.

You don't have a good feeling about Milkman? Hang on.

Ted, you don't have a good feeling about Rudy Giuliani?

You think he's connected to the mob, or you don't like his stance on something?

Or just because he's a Republican? How do you feel? Let us know.

I think that he has some, shall we say, business connections related to the war.

Business connections related to the war? You think he's making money off of it?

I don't know about that. I don't know.

Yeah, I think so.

he's done the Halliburton stuff though

you're talking something separate from that

I told you no coughing

like you were saying some relationships

in Qatar

I don't know I also think he's a bit of a

jackass mob boss

kind of guy

he's a bit of a

he can be a hard ass though for sure

where was I going with this

so there's a connection there whether or not it'll run

we don't know we will see

I did see that Pat Robertson has endorsed him

we don't need another

We don't need another light for a president.

We don't need another person that's going to punish the world for doing certain things by starting wars everywhere.

I don't know.

I don't know if he'll start wars.

I think he, I don't know.

I mean, he cleaned up New York.

Everyone says, oh, he cleaned up New York.

But a lot of people still call him Hitler back then.

The people who were on the receiving end, a lot of cab drivers and a lot of homeless people and homeless advocates were very, very not very happy with him.

But that's that.

that i did want to mention this story here of of a gentleman called purple aki aka purple

akis i don't know if that's a key or aki but anyway purple aki or a key uh uh in london not

london is it london in england here uh he's a convicted criminal and he got in trouble because

he violated a ban that was placed on him from touching other people's muscles i kid you not

That was the actual ban that he had an effect on him.

Apparently, he's got a thing for going up to men in public and touching their biceps

and holding on to them and asking how they work out.

Seems really weird.

He was, in October 2006, he was banned from touching, feeling, and measuring any muscle areas.

And apparently, he broke that.

He went up to some guy in public and he held his right bicep the whole time,

uh asked him about gym training and told him he was getting bigger that's really weird so yeah

apparently this guy is a crazy fucker and uh i thought it was really weird people used to think

it was an urban legend but he actually was got arrested and they figured out this guy is the

real deal he's not an urban legend some guy stalks the streets of some town in the uk

and he'll go up to you and if you have muscles he'll start squeezing your muscles and

commenting you on him he's probably a weird guy he probably goes home and goes home and

of touches himself afterwards and that's sick he's apparently some kind of african guy he looks

like that friend that jim stewart had that was hanging out at his house maybe that's who it is

i think that's jim stewart's uh guy a friend from uh from the congo so good they caught him anyway

uh al-qaeda is supposedly uh threatening again they do this every year around this time the fbi

sends out alert that al-qaeda may strike the u.s shopping malls in los angeles and chicago every

Every year I hear this, right before the big shopping season, it gets earlier every year,

but apparently the alert came out again.

Does anybody buy it? I don't know.

Again, they said what they usually say.

We have no credible, specific information suggesting an imminent attack,

according to the Department of Homeland Security, yet they still made an alert.

So, okay, thank you for that.

And the last bit here we're going to talk,

there's a tidal surge that's going to hit England's east coast.

boost uh i think it's hitting it right now if it didn't hit it already and we have a number here

uh to a to a phone line over there for flooding assistance i'm gonna try to find that number here

i don't know how to dial it i have it like in european format you know i'm saying i wouldn't

so i need to get this translated by one of you here it's the flood line for the late i think

this is for the latest warnings i don't know you can actually talk to someone at that line but maybe

we can at least call and see what the deal is because i'm kind of confused like it says title

tidal wave here, and then I talked to Nunu, and he said it's a tidal surge, and I'm like,

what's the freaking difference? Is it a tidal wave, tidal surge? Don't know. Jeepers is

checking in on the website madhouselab.com, asked, whatever happened to Crazy Fucker from

California? We don't know. I spoke to Zolar personally about three weeks back. We were

talking on a Saturday afternoon just by chance, and he asked me, he's like, hey, have you

heard from Crazy Fucker? I haven't heard from him in weeks and weeks, and I said,

I don't know what happened to crazy fucker

he stopped calling our show here

right after he started calling yours

I don't know what happened

but he stopped appearing

on the show like he would nightly or weekly

rather so yeah if crazy fucker

is out there we'd like to check in on you

we've had several people ask where's crazy fucker

what happened to crazy fucker

so crazy fucker from California

man we would like to hear from you

I don't believe you're on the block list

maybe he's back

maybe he's back in Quentin

Quentin, what's that big prison out there in L.A., in the L.A. area, Ted?

You're in California.

Is it Quentin, San Quentin?

San Quentin.

San Quentin, yes.

Good talk, good work.

You get a gold star already, man.

All right, man, look at that.

Talk is on the board already, everybody, with a gold star.

I think you all should.

Isn't there another one called Pelican Bay, though?

You're forgetting, and you're forgetting Pelican Bay.

You know what?

I want to hear that prank call.

Ted, do you have that prank call?

You know the one, the jerky boys one where he's going, and you're forgetting.

You're forgetting the questions.

Which one is that?

Oh, that's the one that's, do you want to be on Jeopardy?

Ah, yes.

He put an ad in the paper for people to be on Jeopardy, right?

And he's asking.

Yeah, I have that one.

I can send it to you.

Yeah, send it to me because I want to hear that because he asked the most dumbest, retarded questions.

Like, what's the difference between a kangaroo or something?

And he goes, they're both marsupials or they're not.

something weird like that and the guy's like oh okay and you're forgetting you're forgetting

he's yeah if if you fuck up like this that that man pass what not pat sajak what's his name who's

the guy that does uh jeopardy oh fuck uh uh damn it uh what is that dick's name sajak is is the guy

from will of fortune that's the other one how am i gonna forget the guy that was jeopardy anyway

he said he's gonna call a break in the middle of show kick your ass or something like that

Alex Trebek.

Look at this, Tuck.

Another gold star, man.

Yeah, Tuck.

That's a striking gold star.

Tuck is on fire tonight.

A record-breaking.

Two gold stars for the first time ever from Tuck.

Awesome.

Awesome, awesome.

Good for you.

Nunu says the flooding was due to start at 10 p.m. Eastern.

Well, holy crap.

We're in a thick of it now, everybody.

So if you know anybody who's in the flood-prone area.

I think Al-Qaeda created this flood.

yeah some guy in afghanistan farted into a glass of water and it had the butterfly effect and now

there's a flood in britain it's all a master plan by al-qaeda to invade us with the huge al-qaeda

navy which no one knows about there's several hundred thousand arabs in the ocean um you know

paddling in the water creating this this wave no al-qaeda has a secret navy that no one knows

about it's been stationed off of somalia and even the u.s navy doesn't know about it's probably

all i can invade now oh shit all right we're gonna call the first prank call of the night

that's right we're gonna call mafia mike's pizza in kansas one moment everybody

damn it they're not gonna answer that's fine no problem no no dirtiness there we'll move on we're

about to call that conference here in a moment i gotta get organized for the conference so nunu

if you could do me a huge favor mr nunu if you could actually in the in the chat room if you

You can go ahead and private message me the phone number and all the information you have

because it's very hard to manage it on AIM for a situation like this.

So if you could please send me that information in an instant message in the chat room, I'd appreciate it.

And at that point, we will go ahead and rendezvous and call the conference there.

In the meantime, I am going to call Illegal Pete's.

Illegal Pete's.

Yeah.

Instead.

If you could just go ahead and do that from now on, that would be...

Yeah, what's happening?

Yes, hello, is this Illegal Pete's?

Hello?

Yes, hello, is this Illegal Pete's?

I am the informant. I would like to speak with Pete or the manager, please.

Not here right now.

Who's calling the shots? This is the informant.

This is who?

The informant. The informant, sir. I'm on the documentary. I'm the informant, sir.

I need to speak with... I'm about to drop dimes.

Who's calling the shots?

Well, you're calling the shots, sir?

Sure.

Well, I'm about to drop a dime about your place over there unless you come forward with the money.

You hear me?

I'm live on the air, and I know all about Legal Pete's and his illegal operation there.

We lost the patient already.

Son of a bitch.

Let's see what that sounded like with the voice changer.

One moment for an instant.

Madhouse replay.

Legal Pete Flutto.

Hello?

Hello, this is Legal Pete.

Yes, it is.

Hi, I am the informant.

I would like to speak with Pete or the manager, please.

Um, Pete is not here right now.

Who's calling the shots?

This is the informant.

This is who?

Informant.

Who's the informant, buddy?

Informant.

I'm a documentary.

I'm the informant.

Pete, I'm about to...

I'm calling the shots.

You're calling the shots, sir?

Sure.

I'm about to do that unless you come for me.

Wow, that would have been funny if it didn't sound like shit.

I guess that spoof card, it picks up a lot of background noise on the victim's part.

So, wow.

Nunu says they're meeting for the next 15 minutes for the conference.

So, wait until 11.15 Eastern Standard Time.

So, in the second half of the show, I guess we'll call that then.

Anyway, here's that Jerky Boys prank call I was talking about thanks to Ted.

Thank you, sir.

Yeah, how you doing?

Fine.

What's up there?

Just calling about the ad for Game Show Lovers.

Yeah, Game Show Lovers?

What's that Game Show Lover?

What are you talking about, Game Show Lover?

This is a not-saying application for all TV game shows.

Yeah, well, that doesn't mean lover, right?

It doesn't say lover.

Well, that's what it says.

No, it shouldn't say lover because I didn't print the word fucking lover.

That sounds like pussy shit to me.

What are you looking for?

That alone there is just funny.

He's already arguing from the beginning.

What do you mean fucking lover?

What's that about?

I'm going to put that in there.

You got to love this classic, classic stuff, man.

And I wanted to mention the red tube, the red from those tube bar prank calls.

I remember I told some of you, one of the guys who did that, the Davidson guy, he was interviewed on the Stern Show two days ago.

It was really cool, really interesting to hear him and talk about those pranks that they recorded back in, like, 75.

Yeah, I heard that.

Yeah, that was awesome stuff.

I'm going to have to download that.

I should have played that tonight.

It was a really cool interview.

Yeah, well, you missed it.

Milkman on the Stern Show, he was on for almost about a half hour, I think.

He was just talking about the pranks.

Oh, wow.

He had, like, all those stories about how the guy read, what he was like and stuff, and the bar itself was, like, the guy read, he didn't let women come in at all.

Like, he would kick women out, and he'd kick you out if you were drinking too slow.

Like, if you weren't buying enough beers, he'd kick you out.

He'd throw you out, like, physically throw you out of the bar and stuff.

Yeah, it's good stuff.

Anyway, let's continue with this.

I was just nostalgic for this prank call, and it came to my head, and we're playing it now.

It's testing for Jeopardy.

Jerky Boys.

I want to say this is a 97 release, I think, right, on their fourth or fifth album.

I think it was their fourth album, right, or was it their third, this one here?

This is their fourth album, right?

I think it was just called Jerky Boys 4, and the one after this one was Stop Staring at Me.

So this is it.

I'm pretty sure 96 or 97 here.

Hang on, let's continue.

Listen, I'm casting for game shows, you understand?

Yes.

I put you in your favorite game show.

What show do you like?

Jeopardy.

You like Jeopardy?

How good are you at that shit?

Pretty good.

I love to Jeopardy, bae.

You know, remember that fucking song was big in the 80s?

Are you on the ball there, son?

You can't even answer.

I'm asking you about a song.

You don't even know that.

You want to go on Jeopardy?

You got to be highly skilled for these fucking shows.

You understand that?

Yes, I do understand.

Are you well-versed there?

Are you a very smart man?

Yes, I am.

All right.

Hit me with some funny shit.

Tell me something.

Well, let's see.

How many pits are in a pair?

What do you got?

Corn cobs between your ears, son?

No, I do not.

All right.

How many pits are in a pair?

You know damn well there's much more than two pits in a pad.

Sir.

Yes.

Are you interested in game shows or not?

Yes, I am.

What's the difference between an apple and a peach?

They're not the same.

Wrong, because they both have pits.

Sir, that's the answer.

That's how you would answer Mr. Trebek.

And supposedly an apple has a pit, which it does not.

I don't know, do people notice, like, if you ever listen to the background,

like the actual plot of a lot of these prank calls, they're really crazy.

Like, for example, the one from the first Jerky Boys album,

album where uh uh it's saw rosenberg and he's saying that you know his shoes and glasses all

everyone remembers his shoes and glasses you hear the story he's saying that he went up to the top

of the empire state building and he looked down and everybody looks small and fuzzy well it's like

you know that's what you're supposed to see people are going to be small and fuzzy if you're way up

on the observation deck of the empire state building so he says he needs his eyes checked

for that well hello yeah it's kind of kind of obvious that that's not uh that's what's supposed

but you have to listen to the plot sometimes and continue.

I'm actually critiquing this very smartly.

I'm impressed with myself.

We'll do live pranks in a moment, folks.

Just take it easy, all right?

There's only two minutes left of this, I promise.

Understand?

Yes.

Wrong, because they both have pits.

Absolutely.

Okay.

Do you see what I'm saying?

Now, what are the similarities between an elephant and a tiger?

They both live in the jungle.

Wrong, because, sir, they are both marsupials,

members of the marsupial family.

Do you understand me?

Yes, I understand.

And if you can't whip out answers like that, that man is liable to, during a commercial break, punch your fucking mouth loose.

You understand me?

Yes, I do.

All right, you gotta hit me with some smart shit so I know you're on the ball. I'll try you on the show.

Okay.

Go ahead.

All right, let's go, uh, highway department. How's that one?

Okay.

begin sir tree falls in the road over the palisades parkway

how many men are dispatched to get that tree off the parkway time is up sir you understand me you

cannot take that and you're forgetting you're forgetting the answers that's the line that's

the line i was talking about and you're forgetting you're forgetting the answers we went through all

that just to hear that man i'm like i live in such a gilded age thank you ted cory says ever

ever hear the jerky boys where they ended up closing the construction of a bridge no i never

heard about that is that legit confirm that for me milkman the jerky boys ever cause a bridge to

get closed down let me know please follow up with me on that one anyway so we're going to call more

people here we're going to call the uh the uh the uh the uh the the bebop miniature horse farm i

think we've called them before but we'll call them again we'll see what happens this is bebop

miniature horse farm coming up right now that didn't work so we're going to have to call the

Little Caesars instead we'll have Jack Masterson calling the Little Caesars here in a little bit

we will be calling the UK talk to them about the crisis that they're currently having with their

flooding tonight and look forward to that and we're also going to be calling the annual convention of

the United Daughters of the Confederacy at the uh in Arkansas or Arkansas like I said earlier

anyway so here's Little Caesars just a moment hello God for a little bit please for a little

little bit. It sounds like it'll be quiet so I can make my order. It's a little loud. I hear a radio

in the background or something. There's no radio. No people talking? Loud. Are you ready for my

order? Busy. Are you gonna have $5 pizza ready? Busy, right? So how long does it take? 15-20 minutes

if you need me. I'm in my cell phone. I'm almost there right now. Is that okay? Okay, but I need a

specialty pizza though. Okay. All right. You have an extra large or just you go to large only? Just

All right, and do you have at least five of the pepperoni available?

What was that?

Do you have at least five of the pepperoni pizzas available?

May I ask who this is?

I'm asking if you have at least five of the pepperoni pizzas available.

May I ask who this is?

This is Jack, Jack Rastrusha.

That's a way, but it sounds like it's busy, so I'm just making sure that you, you know, if you need me...

No, it's just I heard there were a whole bunch of ridiculous type questions being asked, but it's...

No, what if it's...

to know if there's five pepperonis up and ready

for you? What do you have to treat me like I'm an

animal? Treat me like I'm an

because it's busy. She said it's busy.

It's not busy. There's nobody in our

lobby. Did you need to know if there's five

pepperonis? Yeah, and I need to make it for a

special pizza. Alright, can I get

my phone number from you, please?

Do you really need my phone number,

sir? Yes, I do. I've got to put your phone number

and your name in. That's right.

I'll be there in like, alright, fine.

It's 360-214-5412.

2. Right there, sir.

You don't have caller ID?

360. Jesus.

Are you tracing me?

I'm just asking to order a special pizza.

I have 360.

214-541-4.

4-4.

2.

5-4-1-4.

4-5-4-4.

What can I do for you?

You know, I was a Vietnam veteran, sir.

I got interrogated then.

What did they do for you today?

Just what other pizza?

Slapper.

What I was asking the woman was if you have extra large

or do you only go to large people?

No, we just have large and small.

How many inches is a large?

Large is 14 inches. It's got 10 slices.

Is it the same size

as those Pimperonis?

Oh yeah, well get ready for my order.

I say shut up and get ready for my order.

That's the Little Caesars in Battleground, Washington.

Yeah.

Battleground, Little Caesars? Hello?

I'd like to make an order, please.

Okay. Alright. Five

for your finest Pimperoni.

First, I have to get your phone number and your name.

3-6-0-2-1-4-5-4-1-2.

Okay.

His name is Jack.

His name is Jack?

Jack Rasmussen, yes.

And what can I get for you?

I need to have five pepperoni pizzas ready for me when I come in, in about five minutes.

Right now, old pepperoni.

Oh, the guy said there was five.

He promised me.

You'll take it.

There's going to be five in like two seconds, sir.

But if you don't get in before someone else, we can't save a hot and ready pizza for you.

Well, I'm doing call-ahead seating.

Okay, just one second.

All right.

Call in an order of five pepperonis so we make sure that no one can call in.

They're hot and ready.

They're always ready.

We will make sure that there's five.

What does it say on that paper that I can't call in?

It doesn't say first come, first serve.

You're taking me for a ride.

What?

You're taking me for a ride.

Tell him that he's taking me, that I said he's taking me for a ride.

He, sir.

The manager, man, that's back there saying things.

He's not here.

He's gone, actually.

He just clocked off and left.

Well, whoever the other guy is who thinks he's...

He's making you say these bad things to me.

Tell him that I said that he's taking me for a ride.

Are you...

Are you prank calling us or something?

Excuse me, man.

I was in Vietnam.

I would never, ever do it.

You know what they...

You know what they did?

They put cuts in my belly.

They let it...

They self-deprived it.

They didn't say you need to shut your mouth.

I said...

Okay, sir, just calm down.

I didn't say she's lying.

I said you're taking me for a ride.

All right, you want five pepperonis?

Yeah, but you promised me that they'd be there,

and then now she said there's only four too bad.

And then she said that I told you to shut up.

I didn't say that.

That's all right, sir.

It's all good.

Okay, you wanted five pepperonis, right?

Did you clock out already?

This is the manager.

No, but if you clocked out, no, you don't have to.

It's okay.

Put her back on because you clocked out.

It's okay.

All right, one moment.

All right.

When people clock out for the night, you don't make him go back on the phone to work, okay?

Because that's illegal.

Because he's not being compensated for the time that he's working.

Nobody is...

Everybody that is here is on the clock.

The kid you just talked to is not the manager.

He said...

See, now you're lying to me.

You said he's a manager.

He doesn't...

Do you want me to write your number down and have someone call you who can help you?

I'm not sure exactly what's wrong, though.

Are you going to wake up the manager at home?

No, the manager just clocked off and got off work, sir.

Or is he out right now?

Get on the phone and call Gordon right now.

Because, I don't know, somebody's going to do something.

I don't understand why you're arguing with me.

Look, I'm so confused over here.

That was funny.

What are you doing, Milkman, for the love of Jeebus?

Shut up.

Get the phone out of your bathroom, man.

What is that?

It sounds like Milkman put the phone in his pants and he's doing the Lombada to it or something.

What are you doing?

You spilled cold water all over your ass.

That's great.

Good work.

All right, well, let's put the phone on mute.

if we have to change clothes, you know?

You can put the phone down.

You don't have to keep the phone in your ear

while you take your shirt off and change.

Milkman, come on.

Anybody hear from Stephen R.?

Athena, stop coughing, please.

There's no coughing when I'm on the air.

No coughing, please.

Did anybody hear from Stephen R.?

Did he have any positive movements this week

with crapping his pants and everything?

Did he have any more accidents, anybody?

I heard he was whooping off on the air or something.

What happened?

Tell me.

He quit, I think.

Oh, God, whatever.

I think he quit.

He's such a girl.

Good for him.

If he's going to quit, quit.

Do it.

All right?

Anyways, the ACDC not here tonight.

It is not 1115 yet, so we still can't call the conferencers.

We need to wait until like 1130 or something like that.

Nunu says the milkman wet himself.

That's very good.

Nunu, you get a gold star.

Good.

You called it.

Did you guys hear about Conan O'Brien's stalker?

Fuck.

You just hung up on me.

For your recorded calls, please enter the 10-digit phone number you wish to call.

Sounded like crap anyway.

We're going to call Crazy Guys Communications.

They're closed.

Waited too long to call that one shit.

Man.

Man, man, man.

This is going nowhere tonight.

We're having trouble here.

It is not good.

Yeah.

Let's take Milkman off of mute.

Maybe he doesn't sound like ass now.

Milkman, actually, you weren't on mute.

Milkman, are you clean now?

What's going on?

Did you put yourself on mute?

I think he put himself on mute.

I'm on mute.

So you're going to get internet this weekend, right, Milkman?

Today.

Fucker.

Yeah.

Yeah, it sucks, man.

I hate that.

and those people there in those islands they got this bad work ethic you know what i mean

not you but everyone else they got a very poor slow cable man

yeah man hey we got a prank call request here

yeah it is very laid back there all right hang on guys take it easy now we're gonna call let's

see what we have here to call someone sent in a request uh all right we got a graphic designer

who likes to date people already in relationships needs to be spoken to about that hindu indian

commutes daily to xxx paranoid scary broad long black hair studies martial arts her nickname is

ro her real name is rowena wow that's something a graphic designer who likes to date people already

in relationships and she's how old doesn't say how old she is well they say she's in her 30s

wow hindu indian is there any time any other type but there's no muslim indians is it those

are pakistanis at that point no she's a milf there you go milkman milkman all right milkman's

a dill for everybody all right let's call that this is a request uh going out to razi who sent

us in on the madhouse request a prank feature at madhouse live.com jeepers again is asking us to

call the carrot lady and we're not going to call her because she doesn't answer anymore we tried

her last week we tried twice i think last week to call her and um just not answering at all no

answering machine no nothing anymore just nothing dead doesn't work all right i'm going to turn the

toll-free line for some reason it looks like it's turned off again i don't know how that happened

but we're going to turn it back on and we'll be right back with the next prank call of the night

just a moment everybody

before he's going bye-bye spit it on the fly brush your teeth rinse and gargle a true nerd

Let's put new words since barbel, slang and scrabble

Rhymed with a northern drawl, twang and babble

Flossy pen jargon, world record

Forced in bargain to take the girl naked

Botched in a leopard, he had to stop

The block was hot, peppered, shepherd

Leading the sheeps out to slaughter

Kept it sold and repped it, every time he saw ya

Tryna douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house

I'll make nicks out of that beat, mouse

Remember, whatever you do, do not boo the flow

School the dumb on the number one rule of thumb

What a fool, still never met a cooler bum

Give the drummer some rum, so he can use a shot

Just to get his cues hot, so he don't lose his spot

A stranger, speaks to you in vocal

Danger made the beat, get a fruit to do the bogle

No bull, everything he wanted they grabbed and took

Whole lab look like a hill, left jab and hook

Even had a secretary to take the calls

Shake it and make it fall, I told her don't break my balls

Word of a mouse go, trouble follows

The bounty on his throat was millions and double dollars

Spilled subtle flows, that befuddle scholars

Thick buffalo girl with the bubble hollers

She rocked leather and gold blouse

Anita brother was sold to let her cat out

Even if the rat couldn't compete with Krauss

I'll make mincemeat out of that beat mouse

Tap your toe, grime and strap for dough

Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know

Sucks to be them, now pass that lead

Under the tux he wore a hazmat suit

Sounded like Foggy, said the groggiest of potions

Be up in the party with the foggiest of notions

On the list of lobbyists for Save the Oceans

gave his donation to the lady.

Hey, can you please listen to me?

Hey, jackass, I'm calling the shots, all right?

Hey, can I put something?

I don't think about it.

Did not go on there.

Put my number on there.

Did not go on there, okay?

Can you please trust me?

Well, I've traced your IP address.

We got the proof on your IP, man.

I saw her doing something on the video cam with some fucking dildo shit.

Well, I don't know where she got that.

Are you the guy that bought it for her?

Because she says some guy online bought it for her.

And I look at the screen, and you're there giving her this phone number telling her to call you.

No.

Well, I know what happened.

What you're talking about, but it was not me, okay?

It was on my computer.

It was not me, okay?

It wasn't you.

Not me, but can I explain?

It says right here.

Look, listen.

It says right here.

I want to blank you.

I like to blank in doggy style.

How old are you?

Blank you now.

Can I blank you now?

Do that.

Yes.

This is really my phone number, and it gives your phone number out right here.

This is what it said.

Sir, I have something to tell you.

Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC, and we're doing a show about children break up marriages.

They didn't have anything to do with this.

Pictures on the computer machine?

No.

You never have?

You stopped.

A long time ago with friends.

With friends.

So you got together and looked up porno pictures on the computer.

Because people your age aren't supposed to look up porno.

That's like buying cigarettes, son.

Wasn't your parent filter turned on?

Free to go.

This is going to be on NBC Radio about yourself who break marriages up on the internet.

Like I said, I'm at NBC Studios.

This is Chris Hansen.

I'm going to get a hold of him and let me know, but good job, son.

You got it.

To the DA and everything is going to be all right.

I bought it.

The district attorney.

I'll talk to the DA.

They'll smooth it over to be cool.

Because, you know, I'm the guy on the TV, so I will work it out.

Don't worry about it.

Okay, bye.

I said hi, all right?

That was funny.

Chris Hansen.

That kid just doesn't get it.

15 years old.

No, that wasn't me.

Let me tell you.

I was at the school, and these guys took my laptop, and they did.

At the end of your message, that's what he was saying.

Isn't that the common excuse?

That's where I got it, because when I watch those To Catch a Predator on Dateline NBC,

they always say the same thing.

Yeah, I had some guys over, and it was a party, and I don't know who it was,

and they were on my computer, and they said that stuff.

Okay?

And then the guy always reads back to them.

I'll give my report.

Yeah, so apparently it's illegal for teenagers to look at porn online.

So remember that, The Warrior, with your 300 gigs of porn,

because you're only 16 and we're on to you you're part of our report too sir but you didn't know

that that was fucking awesome oh man that was a great great call great call dude i'm fucking 20

you know 20 dude you can't even drink yet wow yeah and warrior you got a point he was

he said he was watching porn with uh with a with a bunch of his friends a few years back and he

he hasn't done it since and oh it was a pop it was a pop-up yeah it was a pop-up oh okay wow we

didn't have you know the internet back when i was 14 15 years old really so i didn't have that access

to porno because if i did man i would have been great because back then i've talked about this

before but back then there was an underground trade of uh magazines and vhs tapes you know

within people my age you know you could dub a tape if you had a two vcrs you could hook them

them up together and and then you always had a secret stash you always knew a guy who was 18

who got held back and was a senior or a sophomore junior still and he was the guy that would buy

cigarettes and porno for everybody all the guys stuff like that you know or there was always some

cool uncle who'd buy porno for one of his you know one of his nephews and nephew would start

an illegal trade we even went so far we used to we used to xerox it i remember these one kids we

used to um used to uh offer to give out xerox copy of it if you if you gave him money it was

really weird i was like yeah that's kind of that's a little too much man i don't know i need

xerox copies of softcore porn okay well that's the porno talk for the man all right they don't

make it like they used to tell you what all right so that was uh zev to zev's number that was awesome

man thanks for sending that in dude and that's how the madhouse radio network works and anyway

now we're gonna call we're gonna call the hindu indian that i promised who does the same thing

after that we'll take a break and after that we'll come back and call the conferences

and we'll also be calling uh britain ted are you going to be calling in the second half of the show

are you up for that sir you got a lot of numbers to call here knockout yeah we're not going to go

tremendously late tonight because i do have disappeared because i had issues with my wife's

car potentially getting towed or something oh shit that sucks man you gotta watch out for that you

get you know you gotta have the uh the valid parking sticker on it you know we um we have

have like little tags you put on the car to be able to park in the lot in our condo complex and

i guess it fell out of her window so they put a big orange sticker on her windshield oh crap yeah

you know athena she used to park in my old apartment she used to have to park in visitors

because she didn't live there and um she would come home late at night all the visitor parking

was like completely maxed out so she would have to park you know as far as she would park as far

away as possible you know it was a little bit of a walk so i'd meet always meet her you know

know out there because it was dark she'd get home from work like really late like midnight one

o'clock sometimes later and yeah she got that sticker too after a while they put that big

sticker that's really hard to take off the uh the windshield that's really that's a dick move man

it's really really they did it once motorcycle like a harley he parked it there for like 10

minutes and he came back and the guard had put like one of those stickers on i remember

and i was getting into my i was coming out of my car was getting in and and he was like yeah

you know he was the security guard was there and he's like yeah you know i'm gonna call

gonna call this this tow truck company to take your bike because you had to park there and that's

what it says on a sticker he says oh really yeah is that so and he got in his next cell and he

beeped his friend who's the owner of the company he's like hey man did you get a call to come out

here to these these apartments uh to come tow my bike he's like no we didn't get no call he's like

oh really because this guy here is has has your card and it's saying that he called you that you're

on the way to tow my bike and he was like no fuck no i would never do that to you man and he

made this big stick because he couldn't take the sticker off of his bike you know it's like had

It's an expensive Harley, and the security guard put it on the windshield for the bike,

but I guess it's not the same like a car windshield.

It's not glass.

It's kind of like a polymer, plastic, epoxy kind of deal or something.

I don't know, and it wouldn't come out at all.

It was completely ruined, and the guy was like,

I'm going to have to get this fucking replaced.

You're going to have to pay for it.

And it was pretty, I don't know.

I know the cops didn't get called.

I fear rent-a-cops more than I fear real cops.

Yeah, they have the cops.

I think, have an inferiority complex.

They're even more annoying and can cause you more frustration than a real cop.

Right.

Yeah, that's true.

Because they don't have as much, I don't know, they feel like they don't have as much accountability almost.

Totally, totally.

They don't have as much accountability as a regular cop with those rent-a-cops.

The security guys at work, oh my God, they have like a God complex.

They walk around, you know, with their fucking flashlight strapped to their hip,

like with their heads up real high making you feel like you're a fucking criminal even though

they're getting paid like 450 an hour rent-a-cop bastards yeah i can't stand them and they give

you attitude and hey where's your badge you don't display your badge i'm kicking you out of the

building and it's like yeah i worked at a place like you know whenever you even if you knew the

guard like knew you from coming in every night you still had to show him your badge when you

enter the door it's like look man i have to put my badge on the sensor to get in anyway you know

No, I have a, you know, what are you going to do?

From far away, you can't check the picture to see it's me.

You know, let's say, oh, if you don't do it, we're going to make you go out.

We're going to kick you out and this and that.

It's like, ah, fuck, dude.

Anyway, so, yeah, security is whack.

My dad's a security guard, but he's a cool, all he does is sleep.

He works night shifts and he sleeps.

He doesn't bother anybody.

He's real cool.

I understand.

We used to prank Colin at Social Security Guard when the college went to him.

We used to prank Colin all the time.

the security guard

you used to probably

call him the security guard

he was a great big victim

yeah

hey

older guy

I thought he

ran

the campus

and everything

and he was just

a silly guy

and so did everybody else

man

it's like

you sound like

Christopher Reeve

on your connection

when you're talking

it's like

it comes in and out

like you talk for a few seconds

and you take a breath

it's really cool

it's like the

Christopher Reeve

connection over there

Joop used to have that a lot too

when he'd talk on here with us

he'd always have the

Christopher Reeve effect

for some reason

It's just sad, because we might have to set the codec down a little bit or something.

I don't know.

We need to lower the bitrate of the room or something.

The codec, yeah, the bitrate of the codec in the room probably.

Maybe drop it a hair so he can be intelligible.

We got another prank request coming in by email.

Also, look at this.

People are contributing.

Thank you.

Again, if you want to send in your prank request, do so at madhouselive.com.

Yep, what he said.

And also, of course, the toll-free line.

It's 12.3k bits now, so your dial-up should work okay.

Okay, I think.

Do we have to restart the room or anything like that, or should we be okay?

it's all dynamic we're in an on-demand environment here wow man that is

crazy internet technology at its best here on madhouse radio we wouldn't have it any other way

he sounds good yeah it's like you're coming in great now man good you see we fixed it all right

so yeah milkman we got the you know we got a new team speak you've been gone for so long but we got

a new team speak and everything and we got our chat room going on so you're you're more than

them welcome to jump on board and it's the same password it's always been milk band if you're

wondering how are you going to get on it because you should be up i might not talk to you uh over

the weekend because i might be busy with my old lady if you know what i mean conjugal visits

he will this weekend they have to he has like he's getting us uh what is it like wireless dsl

it's like broadcast by antenna dsl speed i think it is so he's got to get a transceiver like

like installed.

Oh, wow.

Where is he anyway?

He's not even on the line.

I had a friend who had that, yeah.

Yeah, he's getting it too.

They should get that out Reno Tuck.

You've got to get some high speed, man.

Don't you have Verizon cell phone coverage?

Because you might be able to get Verizon broadband in your laptop.

Or you're using Macs.

I think that's what the phone is.

Possibly.

You can look at it, but yeah, the Mac.

because we live so far out, and it's like 15 miles to the nearest antenna.

Oh, yeah, so you'd have to find out.

I don't know.

I really hope, you know, the thing is, Tuck is in the middle of, like, the sticks,

and where is it again?

I'm sorry, is it Tennessee?

It's Tennessee, right, not Kentucky?

Or am I off?

Tennessee, right?

Tennessee.

Oh, God.

Tennessee.

Do I have that song?

Let's see.

Arrested Development.

I do.

That's a pretty good song.

Let's play Arrested Development here while we do the next prank call.

Let me see what it is.

Let me see.

Okay, this comes from our source.

Speaking of Verizon, this is our source.

He's a Verizon repairman, and he gets cell phones in to repair, and he gives us leads on stuff.

He sent us a number here for a gentleman, a big black guy who has tons of movies in his Razor phone of him choking his chicken.

Wow.

He sends them to his girl, and they also have phone sex.

Tell him you're from the FCC working with Verizon.

Verizon, and I've been monitoring his cell phone transmissions,

and he is now in trouble for transmitting porn.

Give him a heads up that police and news crews will be at his house tomorrow

to bring him in because state prosecutors want to make an example out of him.

That's pretty harsh.

But we can run along those lines.

So apparently he has porno on his phone.

I need the toll-free line for Verizon

because that's what I'm going to have come up on the call already.

Let me check here.

Verizon, customer.

Do you like porno?

Customer toll.

Do you like a porno?

Hey, Athena was telling me tonight that the Borat book came out this week, apparently.

An actual book.

I'm going to have to check that out.

I had a great time at Barnes & Noble over the weekend.

I was the Onion, you know.

I don't know if anybody goes to theonion.com, a faux news site.

We play, every week we play an Onion news bit here.

You know, Onion, 30-second Onion radio news thing.

They actually have a book.

It's an Atlas of the World done in the Onion style.

it's hilarious so you have to check it out it's like 40 bucks i think though so i highly recommend

going to start uh going to uh barnes and noble and getting yourself a coffee at starbucks so

you're contributing something to them and then go ahead and read that because that that's a funny

funny read they break down every country and are very critical of it in a very funny way well i'm

talking about a bunch of bullshit we got a number here for porkies that we can call also we're

going to call that after the break anyway what i'm trying to say is that first we're going to

a call uh this big black dude named devin uh from verizon who has porn on his cell phone and we're

going to teach him a lesson another lesson we're doing good things here we're eliminating porno

abstinence is the key for tonight everybody so make sure you are the remaining abstinent over

there in all ways for the rules of vatican ii and the catholic church just a moment here with

the next call phone when the phone cord gets all tangled up and won't hang up god that's annoying

All right, well, that's it for the first half of the show.

When we come back, your calls are, of course, accepted.

Again, the toll-free line is 888-278-8509.

Ted will be joining us for some prank calls.

I invite you to also join us before or after he's calling as well.

We're going to be calling people in the U.K. when we come back.

We're also going to be calling some more numbers coming up next.

We have a lot of numbers here that we need to get to still for the end of the night.

We've got the House of Pain tattoos.

We've got Porky's Restaurant in Reno, Nevada.

And we also have the Midway Donut Shop, where a foreign-sounding woman answered about five minutes ago in Des Moines.

So we'll have that to look forward to.

And, of course, when we come back, we'll be calling the people from the conference,

Conference of the United Daughters of the Confederacy.

Their annual convention being held right now in Arkansas, and it should be in their rooms coming up soon.

So hopefully we have some luck in getting a hold of some of these people and having fun here.

We love conventions here at Madhouse Radio.

In the meantime, please stay tuned.

We're going to be gone for about five minutes real quickly,

taking a quick break, a quick stretch here, if you want to call it that.

So we have more prank calls, more talk, more fun, more comedies, more everything.

Just a moment, we'll be right back after this.

It is now 11.40 p.m., Thursday the 8th.

You're listening to Madhouse Radio on syndicateradio.tv and madhouselive.com.

There's two dogs all late.

Testify, I'm looking extra fly.

Madhouse Radio will be back right after this.

Tell me 40,000 people are coming in.

Out of here.

You are listening to a replay of Madhouse Radio.

Well, I think you should fucking hang up or I'm going to find out who you are and punch your fucking face in.

How's that?

Be sure to visit us online at madhouselive.com.

Madhouse Radio is back.

It is iCarleto back for the second and final hour of the show.

To be honest with you, it might be less than an hour here, folks.

I need to get to bed pretty soon.

We'll do some calls, don't worry.

I'm here, of course, with Milkman.

Milkman is here.

Milkman will report.

We also have Ted, Tuck, The Warrior, and Basil all here with us tonight.

Thank you, guys.

Have a good night tonight.

We have an announcement.

We have an announcement here.

Breaking news coming out of the chat room for our Stern Syndicate Radio.

Everybody, of course, Syndicate Radio is our flagship station tonight.

Syndicateradio.tv.

We'll be sure to go there.

Dino has an announcement.

We're waiting with bated breath for the announcement from Dino.

We will break it here now.

And the breaking news here, this is very, very important news here.

Dino will have Gary the Retard coming tomorrow night here on Seneca Radio, everybody.

That is awesome, awesome news.

We are very, yeah.

I thought I had fanfare.

Did I take away the fanfare?

I guess I did take away that because I never used it.

There's a lot of sound effects that I put on here and I've never used.

The two newest ones are the KDK laugh, which is pretty cool.

Yeah.

I like that one a lot.

That's very nice and uplifting.

That's the newest one on there.

Let's see, we got the gunshot.

I never use it because it's too loud.

That's way too loud.

It, like, blows everybody's ears off whenever I play that.

And, of course, the most popular one is fuck you, bitch, motherfucker.

Fuck you, bitch, motherfucker.

All right.

So what's going on, everybody?

Any requests here for prank calls that we can do?

I mean, it's about time to call that conference, see if we have any luck with that.

Any ideas?

Really? You know, I don't think the ringer's on here. Let me check that.

That would be why. You know, the phone might have been ringing all night, and I didn't hear the ringer.

So now you can call. Now I'll hear your ring.

My bad. I wonder how many people have called tonight and haven't been able to get through.

If that's the case, I'm sorry, everybody, but Ted's going to call now so he can do some pranks.

Just a moment. I'm just making sure that everything's working.

Here we go. Here we go.

Hey, what's up, man?

Things changed from when I was talking to you on TeamSpeak.

Why am I asking how you're doing?

Sir, any ideas for, do you want to join in on these calls to this,

did you get the information from Nunu also on the people who are at the conference?

No.

He hasn't sent it to you?

I think you have to send it to me.

I'll send it to you in a moment here.

You are Ted Webb.

Okay, so this is the Daughters of the Confederacy.

Confederacy.

For those of you who are not from America,

This, uh, the Confederacy is, you know, we had a civil war here in America once, and they are the people who fought the Union, or the North, and they're the losers, and they're from the South, and they're the slave people.

Now you know who I'm talking about.

Peter!

Yeah, those damn Yankees.

Okay, anywho, a porn director wants us to call the big jerky black dude back.

We might do, I might try to call him again, I'll do that.

Um, Tug, you sent in last week a, a song that was like the whole Yama Yama thing, right?

The deal?

Last week you sent in, uh, that, uh, that, that, some song?

Yeah.

That's a real song?

Did it not work for you?

I never listened to it, actually, so I don't know.

Sorry, bro.

Sorry about that.

Then why are you asking?

Excuse me for asking, buddy.

Okay, Ted, turn down your speakers a little bit.

I'm getting a little bit of reverb back there, I think, from the speakers.

I think that's on your end anyway.

So I'm going to dial the hotel where these conventioners are at.

Hopefully we'll get through.

I have no idea what to do, so you're going to take the first one,

if you don't mind, if you're up for that.

Yes, that's right.

Let me send you those details because I forgot to copy-paste that part.

Objectives.

The objectives of the organization are benevolent, memorial,

and paying the city of benevolence towards the survivors of the war

and those dependent upon them, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, exactly.

We get the gist.

Heritage, not hate is what I think they're trying to say.

I sent you the whole spiel right there with the name of the hotel

and, you know, it's the Embassy of the Swedes and yada, yada, yada.

Just in case you need that information right there.

All right, so I'm going to...

Do you want me to call?

I'll call first.

I'm just saying because it's easier for me.

You don't have to, like, use a card or whatever.

Oh, well, yeah.

Yeah, you do it.

Yeah, that'll make it easier for me.

If you can afford it, then go for it.

Yeah, that'll help me out, man.

Yeah, well, any call within...

The U.S., right?

Free?

Yeah, free.

Never win the revolution.

Dial it up.

I'll play a song here, and we'll wait for that.

Coming up in just a moment, folks.

Yeah, they're going to pick up.

Thank you for calling NBC 20, Northwest Arkansas.

Teresa speaking.

We need a direct-to-call.

Agroponte, I'm looking for Ms. Langford, please.

Can we one moment, please?

We're here right now.

Two of my jackets.

His name is Sandy.

Oh, good.

For you.

Clean kind of late, though.

Yeah.

Black.

Anything to do with it?

Phone call?

I don't know.

Not at all.

That's what he's like.

Oh, my God.

At least one race is in that whole conference.

Come on.

That's the president general.

She must be.

She's on her toes about that type of call.

All the converts are these days.

He's not working.

Let's all get him back.

Moved into the new millennium.

They've changed their stance.

They're tolerant of niggers now.

Sorry about the story.

It's gone.

Yo, what a horrible service.

It's like Walmart.

Or Walmarts.

A two-bar call here later.

Thanks to Ted.

Thank you, man.

The Motel 6, because you don't even have to get through to a receptionist, is all right

off the bat.

If we can get a room number from one of these guys, or gals, well, they're gals, I guess.

What you do, what we've done in the past, is you get their room number somehow or another.

They all rent them out in blocks.

So what happens in the end is you can call room service for, you know,

I'm in Route 2140-something.

I need a bunch of strawberries and whatnot.

They're not going to pick it.

We're going to have to let this one settle for a while, I think.

I think they're something busy.

Most of these motherfuckers are singing out in the fucking parking lot.

They're singing, I'm an Alabama nigger and I want to be free.

No, this won't.

You know what happened?

I'm going to tell you a story.

The people who live next door to us right here, they moved out of their place.

They're going to rent out their place, their condo.

and one of them is a uh one of them is like a 16 17 year old girl she showed up tonight

with a black dude another another young couple around 16 17 years old with a bunch of beers and

stuff and i think they're and they're up to no good i'm gonna tell her dad when i see him i'm

gonna go over and say you give me 50 bucks i'm gonna tell your dad when i see him tomorrow

so they she uh she came by herself and she's getting drunk with uh with a black guy and

another puerto rican guy another puerto rican girl they're having a probably a really raunchy

a time. Yeah, fun, huh? See, I got

panties and stuff. Yummy.

Yummy. They had, like, 40s and stuff,

man. You can't buy 40s in Florida.

You have to buy 32s. You know that?

And that's stupid, so people just buy two 32s instead

of a 40. That's just un-American.

Yeah, and you guys have 40s in Cali.

I know that for sure from all the gangster

rap I listened to as a kid. Did you catch

The Simpsons tonight? They totally made fun

of CEOs. No, tonight?

Live tonight? On Thursday? Yeah.

The Simpsons, they had a... Oh, no.

I haven't seen The Simpsons in about a year now.

Maybe two or something.

I'm not as big a Simpsons fan as I used to be.

Anyway, we need to do prank calls.

I'm going to play one while we do another.

You want to try that hotel again?

You want to try something else?

Let's try something else.

All right, let's try something else.

Okay, we got Hilo Homemade Ice Cream.

I'd like to call that one.

That'd be cool.

You're going to dial it?

You sent a number?

Yeah.

Just keep sending me numbers, and I'll plug them in.

There you go.

You just sent the tune out.

Hilo Homemade Ice Cream.

Oh, funny.

Oh, no.

It's a jacket.

Wow.

Yeah.

I know.

Oh, wow.

I'm on that, too.

What do you mean, though?

Oh, just working hard.

You know what's up, you know?

Yeah.

Monticello.

So you got this one.

Monticello.

Yeah.

Ice cream place?

This is Gammy's.

Yes, it's ice cream.

You said Gammy's.

It's called Gammy's.

Okay.

It's a homemade ice cream.

Do you take requests for ice cream?

We take requests after we wear clothes.

Sick of tonsillitis, and they took out my tonsils.

I don't have medical insurance, so I had my room...

Gammy's.

Hey, hello?

Look, my roommate just had to take my tonsils out

Because I don't have insurance not a qualified medical doctor. No, he's not he just he does it on the side

He takes out bullets and tonsils and he does happen in that order

Appendectomies how do you say it? How would Bubba say it?

Yo, I do appendectomy

I do appendectomies my to me say you need that you need appendectomy

They give you a box logger and you out

Oh, here's one I want to do.

I'm sorry, yes, I'm calling a lot.

If you could dial this flood line for me in the U.K.

It's the flood line for the flood, the U.K. flood.

I'm going to tell them that my toilet's flooding over

and ask for an homage to Ted, who likes calling about toilets overflowing

to the British and the Australians on accident.

Give that to the British.

Can't stop coughing now.

House Radio's here.

6 a.m. it is Friday, EGIF.

Hours of work left for it.

This is an environment agency service providing flood warning information

and general advice in England, Wales, and Scotland.

To hear pre-recorded information on flood warnings currently in force, press 1.

Do you think UK women sound hot?

Kind of.

When they're not knowing something.

To find out if you are eligible for free flood warnings, press 3.

To report flooding for general inquiries and to speak directly to an agent.

All right, I did that one.

Thank you for calling Flood Warning.

You may record and monitor your call for training and quality purpose.

Music to Drown By.

Sounds kind of busy there.

Like the Little Caesars.

Might be some people underwater at the moment.

They might be having their own Katrina tonight.

We can't get to the...

I'm going to be such a pompous American asshole.

Watch.

About the whole time.

Don't they have regular hold time like we do here in America?

They need American hold time.

Hold music, I mean.

Yeah.

This stuff here is fruity.

Aw, man.

I don't know if we'll get very far with this because...

This is going to hold.

There's a lot of people waiting on the line.

Yeah.

That's too bad.

I hope they're okay.

I might as well click it over, I guess, unless you can put it on hold or something.

Hello?

Hung up.

Oh, okay.

Corey for a pizza hotline.

What the hell's a pizza hotline?

Hey, man, when you need a pizza, you need a pizza.

Yo, I need a pizza right now.

Yo, man, I need it right now, dawg.

What's the closest pizza place, yo?

Pull me up with a pie, dawg.

Yeah.

I wonder if it's a flooding in Ireland or not.

I don't know.

Do you want to call it Anne-Marie Quinn?

That's an Irish name if I ever heard one.

Anne-Marie Quinn.

Hell, yes, it's Anne-Marie Quinn.

You don't need dirty limericks?

I don't know any.

Hey, give him the Andrew Dice Quake.

Flickery dickery duck.

Some chick was sucking my dick.

Some bitch was sucking my dick.

I don't know now.

When I was a clown, so...

Yeah, back then it was like, you know, so...

Real funny, but kind of lame.

Yeah.

What, the camera?

Not a standing problem.

Was she still in the line?

Because I thought she was trying to trace it.

Good

luck with tracing it, lady.

No, you know what I mean.

I think they're tracing it, but they're really not.

Yeah, oh yeah.

Complete.

Trace complete, yeah.

God, that lady was great.

This kind of is an insanely funny lady.

All right, we've got Justin Jane Quinn.

Here's another one we can try.

I'm going to open the Lonesome Loser Logs that I built so I can find something in Wales,

because apparently Wales is being affected.

But I can't seem to find where I put that here, unfortunately.

Where did it go?

Here we go, the Lonesome Logs.

Is that it?

No.

It's the Lonesome Logs.

I called it something like that.

Lonesome Log, the Loser Log.

What did I call it?

It's a profane child toy.

It's a monster.

You know, I'm a between pompous thing to see if forced from the home and for just woman and call back six.

And I'm through with her.

Whales are all in New South Wales.

Who says Wales is West Coast you wanker.

Well, that's very nice to say.

Thank you, Nunu.

Hi, tonight.

Nothing is fixated.

You got a call.

Milkman, I put you on mute because you're making a lot of noise and I come back and I hear whistling.

Explain yourself.

There's nothing for the milkman.

I think the milkman turned into gas again.

Another prank call.

Well, can we try the conference again, sir?

United Hours of the Confederacy.

Milkman's going back on me because he's making too much noise in the background.

I don't know what's going on.

New News informing me that Wales is about its fall.

I think I'm pretty far away from it, too.

I'm not worried about your stupid flood.

I wonder if New News is close to it.

No one knows what New News sounds like, looks like.

Is he an Anglo?

His name got out there.

It would destroy the parliament.

This time, the continuum would collapse.

What did the number of the conference end with again?

I'm 8400. Send you the number again.

I gotta get one more run through my notes

before I go to sleep. So I'm committed to memory

and tomorrow I have two and a half

hours of free time in the morning since they're gonna do

some new benefit coverage thing so

I'm not to pay attention and read my notes

instead. Printed them out really small

click size. Talking shit.

Apologize to everybody. She doesn't care about you

people. This hotel sucks. Drowning right

now. Ringing like it's ringing in the

UK. Honestly recalling.

You said it ended and you sent it to me again.

Maybe you should just send me the number again.

Yeah, let's just do that.

What phone do you use for Skype?

Are you using one of those dedicated Skype phones?

Because I saw one at Walmart for like $30.

It was a Philips brand.

It looked pretty interesting.

I was wondering if that's what you use.

Well, right now I'm talking using a headset, but I do have a regular phone.

Is it the Philips model one that I'm thinking about?

No, it's the NETGEAR one.

It's the white NETGEAR.

Does it connect to the router or is it into the Internet?

Oh, wow.

See, that's what I want.

Upgrade my...

I won't.

Sweets.

I need to speak with Ms. Langford, please. Janice Langford.

Thank you for taking my call. I was going to tell her all nicely and stuff.

Hello? No, I'm looking for Langford Residence.

Likes big guys. I know she does.

The Spanish accent even threw the marker in my mouth.

If she hung up on you, you'd be tempted. She's been down that road before.

Hey, Ted, I debated. You know what I found going through the archives during the week?

I found a prank call that Lego had done on his own time,

and he called in on a show back in 2006 and played it.

He called KDK just to mess around.

He said he was calling him just to say hi to him,

and he was just joking around at first, like,

yeah, this is Mr. Shapiro.

And KDK got mad and said he was going to call the cops on him

and have it on tape.

I was like, oh, my God.

I don't even remember this happening, but he got so upset.

He said he was going to call the cops.

Did you have it recorded?

Yeah, I think I do.

Let me see if I got it.

I think it's called KDK Threatens Lego.

What's it called?

KDK?

Let me try it.

Lego KDK.

Is this the one?

Yeah, Lego Pranks KDK.

Here it is.

I know Lego called in.

I'll play it later before we end the show.

But Lego called in the show, like our show here, and he said,

Yeah, I called KDK to ask him about the server.

And just to joke around, I made a funny voice, and he got mad at me, like, out of nowhere.

And he said he was going to call the cops on me, and I started laughing.

and it's really wicked.

He's like,

you get so pissed off at Lego.

It was a bad taste

to call Walmart

and ask what the side effect

of hallucinogenic paint

on the toys.

Was it lead

or hallucinogenic?

Well, there's another substance now

that if it gets into your stomach,

it chemically changes

into some kind of hallucinogen.

Aren't there some kids

in a coma right now

because of this stuff?

Yeah.

Why did it happen all of a sudden?

Like, all of a sudden

this stuff became tainted.

Like, it was on the shelf

for a long time.

China's trying to kill our youth.

I think so.

Maybe it's a sneak attack.

Maybe it's starting.

This is the fifth column.

The toys.

Watch out, everybody.

Our toys and our TVs are going to explode.

Fifth column, everybody, coming up next on the mouth.

The invasion of China.

They're going to invade Taiwan, then they're going to invade us.

You don't know what I'm talking about.

You don't know who I'm talking about.

I'd rather go than that.

Walmart Supercenter.

We're going to have to end the show soon, man.

I'm getting...

You've got a test tomorrow.

Yeah, I've got a test tomorrow.

I've got to get at least six hours here.

The thing is, I had a lot of studying, and I'm still kind of wired up.

to force myself to sleep.

I'm going to have to read my notes

until I fall asleep.

That'll make me fall asleep.

Studying always knocks me out.

Yeah.

Yes, sir.

Walmart.

The Walmart site.

That's what I was doing during the...

Oh, there we go.

Never mind.

If you are a customer

and would like to request a retail,

press 1.

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press 2.

For pharmacy hours,

press 3.

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Medicare prescription drug benefits,

press 5.

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I'm sorry, I did not receive a valid selection.

Bastard. He's lying to us.

Fuck you.

I gave you the pharmacy number, didn't I?

Thank you.

You got to go?

I have to go, yeah.

I'm thinking we have to...

You have something you want to...

Yeah, let me just play some stuff, and then we'll call it a night.

Sounds good.

I'm going to replay a prank for tonight and all that.

All right, cool, cool.

Catch you on the flip side, sir.

All right.

Thanks.

Later.

And just like quickly, we are talking again.

All right, everybody, I'm ending the show soon.

I'm going to play some stuff here.

Let me play that call I was talking to Ted about just now.

This is Keith talking on the message, apparently.

That's so funny.

I can't believe I didn't remember that at all.

Like, when he played it, I didn't even remember RedString.

Had I known what it was, that's funny.

So, that's KDK getting upset at Dr. Lego.

That's pretty good.

He said that that's what he does.

Like, if someone calls him and accuses him of prank calling them,

then he'll just accuse them back he's like no i didn't do it i'm gonna have you reported that's

a kind i guess it's a kind of good defense but wow wow i think lego took it like oh he's such

a hypocrite listen to him he's gonna call the cops on me he's prank calling people whatever

it's it's said and done let's let's see what prank call this was that we did tonight let's

play this here real quick i think this is the one i wanted to hear oh the jeopardy one lego's

calling huh he's calling the cell phone there i have to put him on speaker hey lego hey what's

What's up, man?

What's going on?

Yeah, for some reason, I think I blocked you back when we had beef and stuff,

and I don't think you're able to reach me on the toll free.

I have to fix that.

Let me do that now.

Hang up.

I'm going to call you right back, all right?

All right, hang on.

Good.

Tell them the Russians are upset.

The Russians are upset?

Why?

What are you talking about?

The hacker's phone call thing from way back when?

Are we talking about something else?

Yeah.

That was reclude.

No, that was that call where you get, really?

Yeah, that was Reclude.

Yeah, Reclude was the Vladimir or whatever.

Something like that.

Yeah, Vladimir.

Yeah, Reclude.

It's funny.

The Division of Foreign Hackers.

And the guy's, like, all scared.

He's, like, from Mondovia or something, that guy.

Something.

He was, like, stealing credit cards on some kind of weird chat thing.

God, that voice sounded so much like Lego for some reason.

I don't know.

Maybe Reclude was doing a Lego impersonation.

I don't know.

I doubt it, though.

Hang on, folks.

Let me play a song here while I get Lego on the line because I really want to talk to him about this.

I was hoping he'd be listening.

Very excited about that.

Awesome.

That must have been awesome.

It turns out that fucking Ziggy Marley opened just like an amazing show.

Ziggy Marley opening for Van Halen.

That sounds like a pretty good show, man.

Dude, it was like a double.

You know, you couldn't ask for more.

It was believable.

He sang great.

He was on tape.

To go there in a week to a concert.

I'd rather go on a weekend, man.

I hate it when there's a good concert on a Thursday.

Yeah, well, you know, Vegas can't be choosers.

Yeah, I know, I know.

Because you've got to go when they can be there, you know.

But, yes, yes.

Yeah, no, it was fucking cool and whatever, man.

And, yeah, I just got home, and I slept on Carlito's Madhouse.

I heard that book.

For real, I was listening to my own station, and I heard it.

And I was like, oh, my, that's hilarious.

How come I never, you know, commented?

I didn't even remember it at all.

And I ripped it immediately.

I was like, oh, man, I got to, you know, I wanted to play it today.

I was like, yeah.

I don't know what it was.

I remember in the story, you were saying, like, you just called him to say what's up,

and he got all bad and upset at you because you were faking a voice on him or something like that.

So, yeah, that's pretty cool.

I have one of those voice-changing things.

Yeah, you said you were acidic and all that.

Exactly, exactly.

Holy fuck, they're all funny.

Crazy.

I can't believe that, though, man, that you freaked out.

But Ted explains that the deal is he says that to anybody who accuses him of prank calling him or something like that.

I guess that's his thing.

Oh, whatever.

You know, he pranks everyone, you know what I mean?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There it is.

What are you talking about, Ted?

Yeah, Ted.

Ted, he says that.

No, that's what Katie Case is.

He says whenever anybody pranks, tries to, no, whenever anybody says they're tracing me back,

I always tell them that I'm going to trace them or that I'm going to report them to the police or something like that.

Apparently that's what he does to get out of that.

I've never been, I was traced once and I started laughing at the guy.

It was pretty funny.

Some slaughter guy.

He's like John Slaughter.

He called me back at four in the morning.

He said, are you that fucker that left me a message?

Because I was doing a call to this hobo ranch.

ranch and it was me and you and zola were on conference and we called it and it went to the

and went to the answering machine and we just kept talking over it it left like a three minute long

message of us as bullshitting like talking some really dumb stuff and we started laughing at the

end and he actually heard the message and got pissed off and i remember zola called him the

next night and he was actually cool and wanted to be on the stern show and all this stuff i don't

know funny funny did you guys you know you know i got my foot like up and want me to dance naked

get in front of children.

You know,

and all this shit,

it was really fucking hilarious.

That's funny.

Mahoney,

that's the cop

from Police Academy.

That had to be a joke.

I still don't know, bro.

I'm going to fucking

come back one night.

It's hilarious.

Are you still doing

your show on Wednesdays?

I didn't hear it last night.

Oh, dude,

I was off the hook last night.

Yeah, shit.

I did a good show.

You missed it.

I had some pretty good...

In fact, Kim...

See, I've only had time

to listen to do my own show

at all.

That's it.

Like, I can't...

I don't have any time

at all until...

I hear you, bro.

edited, but I haven't had a chance to throw them up

yet, so I'm going to do that this weekend, hopefully.

I'm getting a new stream, man. I found

a deal I'm going to try to get on iTunes Radio.

Remember I was trying way back when

to do that? Yeah, no. How does that work?

They contacted me back finally.

I guess they had a big backlog of it, and they said,

well, we noticed your stream is down on

the original PCU one, where they said if you

have at least 300 slots available,

they'll let you on iTunes Radio.

But there's like a 30-day turnaround

from your submission. They're so backlogged.

But, like, there's one prank station on there right now that has, I think they get, like, 100 to 200 listeners on average during the day.

Something insane like that.

Radio pranks, I think they're called, or something like that.

Yeah, I've heard of them.

Yeah, they're getting all their listeners from my, there's a lot of people, like, listening on iTunes.

So, I'm trying to see if I can cut into that market with my stream.

Yeah, that'd be great, man.

Let me know.

I'll definitely fucking listen.

You know, it's funny.

Last night I had a call.

Yeah, yeah.

From back, like, in 1998 when I started doing pranks.

Right.

Yeah, yeah, Radio Pranks has for a lot, I think they have their station that was really big,

and then Phone Losers, they do some kind of conference line,

they have some kind of weird funky conference line,

because the Turd Burglar did a show here once,

and they were simulcasting him on their conference line.

They have this line that they all put together that you can actually do conference calls on,

like for free, and people just sit there and prank call all day and night and stuff like that,

it's real trippy, I understand.

Yeah, I don't know, the Phone Losers have some kind of weird...

Have you heard that phone losers at one time got in, like, real heavy-duty FBI trouble?

Yeah.

Did you know about that?

Well, I know they took their site down, and then I remember people were saying that it was fake.

Some people said it was real.

Some people thought it was just publicity, or yeah, but I don't know.

Yeah, I know their site was down.

It said they were, like, in trouble with the law or something like that, apparently.

Yeah, you know, Verducci told me that.

Oh, Verducci.

Yeah, Verducci probably knew, so.

I haven't seen him in a while.

He was around for the whole PCR thing, and he kind of phased out after that,

and he never came back around.

I've never seen him.

Yeah, he went back to his bong, man.

Yeah, well, there it is, man.

All right, dude, I've got to wrap up the show.

Thanks for calling in, Lego, man.

Hey, thanks for...

And I never got...

I heard that I was...

I fixed the problem with the...

Fixed the phone thing, too, so you'll be able to call in from now on.

I found what the problem was.

Yeah, you mean I'm not a piece of chopped liver that fell off the end of the floor?

No, not anymore.

We're okay now.

And, yeah, everyone listen, Lego's on Wednesday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern on Seneca Radio.

And prank the world.

Later, man.

Take care.

All right, man.

Later.

Dr. Lego, everybody.

Dr. Lego calling in.

Okay, good.

I got to go.

That's maxed me out for the show.

I am maxed out for the show tonight.

A few parting words here.

Where's Milkman at?

Milkman, you there?

Are you back yet?

No, Milkman, yeah.

Let's see if he joins us before we end the show.

I would like to thank, of course, real quickly, everybody who's listening tonight,

everybody at Syndicate Radio, and everybody here on the 98.6 Amount stream,

all our fans and listeners, everyone who submitted numbers today, of course,

including Lonesome Loser, the hardest working man

and all a prank called him

thank you Lonesome Loser

of course I'd like to thank Ted for calling in, helping out with some calls

and calling in Ted, it was an honor having you

excuse me

Milkman of course, Milkman are you there yet?

Milkman jump in at any time

you're Milkman, I think I heard him for a second

Tuck, Baz and Warrior

who were in the satellite link up

also thanks for joining

and I want to thank Dino of course

for Dino and all the guys at Syndicate Radio

radio tomorrow night will be uh zolar i didn't see him online tonight i hope he's on tomorrow

but in theory tomorrow night zolar zolar vision 10 p.m eastern standard time be sure to go to

zolarkast.com most importantly go to syndicate radio.tv i'm not certain if hook knows uh is

going to be on tonight if he's not if he is he's usually on in a little bit if not then

you hear you'll be you will hear nothing you will hear sadness um in the meantime i am going to set

it up for the break here not the break but rather for the end of the show we're going to play thanks

to ted we're going to play one of those uh uh two bar calls well it's actually 23 minutes worth

of it so instead of phil henry tonight we're going to play that uh the a series of calls from the two

bar people this is an homage since they run the stern show recently here it was kind of fun to

hear that kind of cool that's it milkman last time man say something milkman speak your words

Oh, I heard him for a second.

Hey, there we go.

We got a milkman here.

Yeah, I'd like to thank all of our listeners as we do this for you.

Yeah.

And I'd like to thank Ted for being the second coming of Christ.

Second coming of Christ here.

All over us.

All right.

That's exactly how Milkman says it, man.

Milkman, we're honoring you where imitation is the best form of flattery, man.

Don't get upset.

set yeah i thought it was him you thought it was him the whole time milkman if you're listening

give me a call when the show's over buddy all right and uh yeah everyone listen on talk show

so everyone be sure to go to madhouse live.com again that's madhouse live.com check out the

podcast the forums the uh the everything it's all there it's all right there for you and also

tuck does his uh tuckolution show at prank call that info i think is that even still up man

now? Revolutuk, my bro. Sunday afternoon, live show. Check out that info. Good. Yeah,

everybody, Revolutuk. Yeah. Milkman calls me and he farts on the phone. He thinks it's

so funny. And he hangs up and he calls me and he's like, oh, you hear that? I heard

someone called you and farted. And I was like, nah, Milkman, that was you. He's like, yeah,

how'd you know? I was like, because no one else does it, Milkman. Crazy ass Milkman.

I don't know. He's still not talking. I hope he's not mad at you, Ted. I don't hope

I hope you didn't piss off Milkman.

Dude, that really sucked.

I have a lot of splinting to do.

That's the case.

We're out of here, everybody.

Catch you next week.

Thank you for listening.

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