2007-11-29 Show

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Well, we steamed your ass in World War II.

What do you have to say?

I never did.

And who helped you out just now?

You piss off, woman.

Don't talk to me like that.

We don't need you anyway, bitch.

Shut up, bitch.

Call me a stinky, stinky fucker.

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Ladies and gentlemen, right now we'd like to get ready to introduce the star of our show,

the young man you've all been waiting for, Mr. Soul.

So what do you say let's all get together and welcome him to the stand with a great big hand.

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Finally, sorry for the late start.

Stop that, man.

Sorry for the late start, everybody.

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I'm the master.

I'm the master of everything.

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I'm the master of this.

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Yes, I love putting together phrases.

Yeah.

Ah, ah.

Woo-hoo.

Hi, everybody.

Good evening, as I said already.

I already said good evening.

so no more good evenings. Man, I don't have a lighter, son of a bitch. It's 11, uh, 20,

no, the date is 11-29, is it November the 29th? It is 10-30pm, it is Thursday, and

that usually means that we're doing a show, so this is Madhouse Radio, be sure to visit

madhouselive.com since you're listening to this show. So, welcome, thanks for being here

with us tonight, we're gonna do some prank calls I'm assuming, we're gonna have some

some fun here um i'm probably not gonna go on too late i'm sick again i keep getting sick man it

just doesn't stop this donkey train doesn't stop here with me tonight of course as always is the

venerable milkman milkman say hello milkman now hello milkman you forgot the now part

we already got one now one strike against you good work hello and now all right you get a gold

star for doing it right you know what no you don't get a gold star for doing things right

No, no, we...

Two fits in a pair.

Yeah, two fits in a pair.

Move.

Wrong.

Alright, of course you hear Ted as well.

Ted's here.

I understand Tuck is here.

I understand the warrior...

The warrior's also here.

Hello, ladies.

Welcome.

Hello.

Yes.

Very good.

Very nice.

Is that it?

No one else is here today?

First woman listener

Yeah, the first woman listener

Whatever happened to Neo?

Big evil Neo, is she around anymore?

Neo's back

She's going to college now, man

Oh god

Neo's back in college

So good things are working out for Neo

She finally stabilized in California

And she's attending college

And she will be visiting

As she can

Yay, good for her

And everybody listening to us tonight on the extended Madhouse Radio Network family of people.

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Wow, I mean it's all streamlined now

Hey guys

I'm so excited about that

I see a lot of people

We are of course on Syndicate Radio

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What's going on?

Syndicators, syndicating to syndicate

The revolution will be syndicated

and is being syndicated right now, the mad illusion.

See, we've got the Grinch who's recovering from a back surgery

after a horrible car accident that he endured.

A bus, his bus was hijacked.

Man.

And it was crashed into a...

It's going to get better, man.

His bus got hijacked and crashed into a grain silo, for the love of God.

Wow.

My gosh.

Wow.

This is horrible.

That's a rough trip there.

Maybe he'll call in later tonight.

No, very good.

Tuck.

Great, way to go, Tuck.

Good.

Good, good, Tuck.

Tuck, you get a negative gold star for Tuck already.

Look at that.

Tuck is, you know, last show we did, Tuck had like two or three, four gold stars.

He already has like a negative gold star.

So, fuck, dude.

Tuck, killing me.

Anyway, so the rest of you, if you want to reach me tonight, I already told you how.

So, figure it out.

Otherwise, just go to madhouselive.com, find out the instructions.

The toll-free line will be open later tonight.

Hey, Milkman, what is that toll-free line?

Hey, man, I'll tell you what.

We will drop the time and you just give us a time on 888-278-8509.

That's right.

038-878-8509.

Yeah.

Good.

I heard there's an earthquake in the Caribbean.

I understand Milkman's fine.

That's good.

Milkman was not affected by the earthquake, but apparently the price of...

Just a rockin' and rollin', baby.

Apparently the price of oil has shot up due to the earthquake in the Caribbean, which makes no sense.

I think anything can happen

I think a buffalo can fart

In the middle of the desert

And the price of oil would skyrocket

Like ten dollars

Or some fucking gay shit

Whatever

I hate the market

I think the market's gay

I think everybody

I want to go down to the Caribbean

This is Kissel

I don't

Was there ever

I want to go down to the Caribbean

Was there ever a call

Who kisses anyone

To go to the Caribbean

I don't remember that one

Really

That's new

Yeah it's the same one

He was calling up a travel agent

yeah well i'll check that out yeah that's about it i mean there's nothing great about there's

nothing great about the call it's just he calls the travel agent so okay well there you guys

there you go everybody uh you got uh ted telling you not to listen to that prank call so don't

ever listen to the caribbean one or whatever it's called what's the title of that so people

can stay away from it i don't know you don't i don't know okay so don't listen to the one

called i don't know all right good um speaking of pranks uh we have actually one that we're

going to play here uh from the venerable dr lego uh he used to be the guy he used to try to cancel

us all the time and he actually did a really funny prank i don't know if you ladies heard this last

night uh but uh but yeah dr lego uh prank call some lady i guess she's in a relationship with

a drug dealer of some sorts and he called as a detective of some sorts also and said that uh

Hey, either you're going to testify against your boyfriend or we're going to bring you up on charges.

And she's actually contemplating doing it.

So, that's really funny.

It was really, really funny.

It's a funny call.

I think I'm going to go ahead and play it now because me and Dr. Leg are going to be following up on it later.

So, let me go ahead and play it now because it's getting a little extensive.

There's no news to talk about.

We talked about the earthquake.

I don't know what else is happening.

Who cares?

I don't know.

The movie writers are still on strike.

That's all I know.

Give them their ten cents for a DVD.

No, they're not on strike anymore.

Oh, God, now they're not on strike.

Well, then make up their freaking minds.

Hang on, everybody.

Listen to this prank call.

We're going to play a part of this now and a part of it in a little bit,

and we're going to do some more prank calls of our own.

Just a moment.

Let's all behave and listen to this.

Hi, by the name of Fetty.

Yeah.

Can you tell me a little about him?

This is who?

My name is Detective McCracken from the 4th Precinct.

You said from the 4th Precinct?

That is correct.

And how did you get my number?

It's on file.

Kyle, I'm investigating an investigation here.

Okay, and you want me to let you know about Fetty?

Yes.

What would you like to know?

Well, what was your involvement with Fetty?

He used to stay here at my house.

Okay.

Are you aware of any of a legal type of involvement that he was in, in any type of substances?

I haven't talked to him in a couple months, but I know he has been dealing.

He's been dealing?

Mm-hmm.

Are you aware that he is currently dealing?

I have no idea.

I don't talk to him anymore.

And how long were you involved with Fetty?

I've known him for two years.

He stayed here at my apartment.

Okay, so were you lovers?

Is that it?

No, no, no, no, no.

We were just friends.

Now, what basically I need you to do is we're planning on busting Joe the Guinea in the next two or three days,

probably over the weekend.

Okay.

We're also probably going to take Fetty in.

All right.

What do you want from me?

We're going to need you to testify,

and we're going to need you to testify that you knew he was doing the drugs

and you knew that he was getting them from Joe the Guinea.

No, I'm not, because I don't know any of that.

Okay.

Well, you did know.

I don't know the little Guinea guy, whatever, whatever.

Look, I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm trying to do what I've got to do.

I work six days a week, 40 hours plus.

I don't need none of this right now, okay?

All right, but I just want you to know that.

Well, I don't want nothing to do with Betty's situation,

Nothing to do with this whole drug situation because that's not me.

I don't do that.

But, Tara, you're already involved because he was staying in your place and you knew it.

That was a long time ago, though, which you don't understand.

I don't understand how I'm getting involved with this now.

Listen, I'll tell you what.

If you testify, I will make sure that you are not brought in on any charges.

I'm not testifying.

I have nothing to do with them is what I'm trying to tell you right now.

All right, then I'm going to have, you know, I'll have to speak to a couple of the other detectives here,

and we'll, you know, we'll find out, but it's very possible that you will be brought in on charges.

On what?

What kind of charges am I going to be brought on?

Because the nigga stayed in my house for, like, a couple months?

Is that why?

Yeah, basically.

Because that nigga is the one that was dealing the drugs?

Is it because that's my fault?

Because that nigga was on the street slanging shit?

Tara.

Nah, I don't think, I'm not getting brought in on no goddamn drug charges.

I ain't got nothing to do with no drugs.

I don't know what you guys are talking about, how y'all got my name, my number,

and why you guys are calling me at 11 o'clock at night when I've got to be up in the morning to go to work.

Why, Tara?

Because we're investigating a very big drug ring here, and you've been on surveillance.

Okay?

That's why, Tara.

Look, you want to...

Hey, do you want us to take you in tonight?

I wouldn't know where I've been surveilled on.

Tara, don't get all gangsta on me, okay?

I would come...

Calm the fuck down.

Where have I been surveillanced on?

I'm sorry?

Where have I been surveillanced on?

We have video of Fetty going in and out of your establishment.

Because he lived with me.

That's correct, and you were going in and out, too.

And you were aware he was doing the drugs.

I'm going to work.

Are you serious on this right now?

Yes, I am.

11 o'clock at night, you're going to call me.

We're calling everybody involved, okay?

Listen, I work around the clock on this.

We're not fucking around, okay?

This guy is putting bad drugs out on the street.

He's fucking killing people, shooting people.

This is not like a joke.

Look, I moved out of this state for almost a month to get away from him

because he was stalking me and following me around,

trying to do some crazy, wacky crap, having people following me, stalking me, coming to my job.

I just moved back to Connecticut.

get, like two and a half, three weeks ago.

Okay, let me ask you this.

I haven't bought the study in so long.

Yeah, in like two or three months.

That's not that long.

That's not long.

Let me ask you this.

Was there any type of prostitution going on in that residence?

No, sir, there wasn't.

Okay.

Over on Summer Street, right?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Tara, listen, your cooperation will be appreciated.

If you don't cooperate, I cannot guarantee you that you will be left out of the bust.

I'm just letting you know that.

If I know that you have my back in court and that you can testify

and we can put this piece of shit away, then we'll be good.

Look, I really don't have nothing to do with this whole drug situation.

Will you come into court and say that Fetty lived with you for three months

and that you knew he was dealing?

I?

Yeah.

Do I have time to actually think about this and get back to you on this?

You have until tomorrow.

I have until tomorrow?

Right, because we're going to be doing our arrests over the weekend.

I will call you back tomorrow.

you tell me a good time okay holy shit dude that girl is fucking shitting her ass right now

yeah she is dr lego good point that was a pretty good prank call i i believe uh i'd like to make

a comment uh yeah go ahead make your comment that was completely stupid and illegal like you should

never call anyone and pretend to be law enforcement unless you want to go to jail yeah well dr lego

blocks his number i don't know we we block numbers here i've never i i try to stay away

away from saying I'm with the police. Yeah, but I mean, it's just, in general, a really

bad idea. I would never do it. I would never. I'd say I'm a private investigator. I'd say

that. That'll fly. It is a felony to impersonate an officer. Is it a felony or a misdemeanor?

It is a felony, isn't it? Wow. It's a felony. It's not a misdemeanor. I got the number for

the New London Police here, so we'll see what happens. Anyway, so that was, I still

I still think that was a good prank call, though, but that lady was, like, freaking out.

What's the guy's name?

Fetty?

Fetty.

I think some guy just...

Fetty, yeah.

What kind of name is Fetty?

Yeah, my name is Fetty.

Excuse me.

All right.

Yo, Fetty, Fetty.

Cone Fetty.

So, yeah.

Four Finger Fetty.

All right, so Dr. Lego's going to be calling here in a moment, and we're going to do a

follow-up call to that.

That'll be very interesting.

Hopefully, he doesn't get me in trouble.

He's going to be dialing the number he said, so we'll be okay.

That'll all be on Dr. Lego.

I will just be doing the voice acting part, I think.

I suppose.

I don't know.

We'll see what happens with that.

Sir, thank God anyone else.

Yeah.

Hey, welcome back, Tuck.

Now you're Tuck 1.

You used to be Tuck 2.

Now you're Tuck 1.

Good work, man.

Changed your number.

I appreciate that.

Multiplicity.

Wasn't that in a movie that was really bad?

Or was that a good movie?

Michael Keaton.

It was all right.

Man, I didn't see it.

Anyway, so we're waiting here for Lego to call in.

do a follow up call

I want to see from Lego exactly who

how we got that number who was it that sent it in

I think it was

I think it was hypnotic but I'm not sure

anyway and of course Lonesome Loser sent in

several numbers as well for us to do

actually

Lonesome Loser

we got a lot of them from him actually

Zev to Zev is also

sending in numbers here he sent in a guy

calling himself Lionel

gave his number in a porno webcam

chat room to a woman

named Susie.

Zev comes through with a lot of these

people who are on porno

chat rooms and stuff like that.

I think he hangs out in there and

he just waits for people to give out their phone number

and then he goes for it. That's pretty cool, man.

Right on, man. That's a good deal.

Good deal, bro. Good deal.

Give me a moment here while I get myself ready for

something. There we go.

Much better now.

Lego's calling in. Again, make sure

you go to madhouselive.com, syndicate radio

radio.tv and uh what's what's the other one ted the new one is uh prank call.info that's a

collaboration between tuck ted and myself interesting prank call i just finished purchasing

a spoof card here so we are ready to go with all that i i think the the phone line is busy is it

really hang on let me let me fix this lego's trying to call in the icy icy no that shouldn't

be busy hang on everybody listen to this while i try to get lego back on the line anything else

going on the news we can talk about there's really nothing i suppose msc3 clay says the

funny part was supposed to be at the end where the victim is crapping her pants thinking they're

really in trouble and it's true that is true okay lego says the number is constantly ringing busy

i don't understand let me uh let me try to fix that here what's going on with the toll free

can someone confirm that um jonathan try to call in i'm sure you're just itching to call in we

haven't heard from you in a while give us a call see if you can get through or not i'm sure he'll

call in a second um it's going to read real quickly here numbers that we have to call tonight

We've got Liquor Locker, House of Kegs.

We've got Pick and Pay, Food and Liquor.

We've got Frederick Monk and Arthur Monk, both of those being in England.

And the Crazy Chicken Restaurant, Cha-Cha Chicken, Mamma Mia's,

Burkhouse Pizza, Sparky's Giant Burgers.

Oh, God.

I'll tell you what, Jack Masterson could go for a giant burger tonight.

I know I could.

That was great, man.

And I saw Jackson Patterson on TV last week, him and Frank Hamster, man.

It was really some interesting viewing.

I don't know if you got a chance to check that on the Learning Channel, but I watched it a lot.

TLC, dude, that freaked me out.

You kept messaging me all day.

I'm like, what are you talking about?

I see this, and they got like a, wow.

The guy was like, what, like 1,100, 1,200 pounds, I think, or something, this guy?

About 1,430.

Oh, Jesus, man.

Hang on, I think this is legs.

It did the 1,100-pound drag with just, like, a huge, like, tomato.

Hey, what's up, Jonathan?

How are you, sir?

I'm doing much better.

All right, so you're confirming that the toll-free line is active and it's working, right?

Yes.

Okay, so I've got to try to find out why it's not letting Lego to call through.

I don't understand.

He's not.

We've lifted all the blocks on here.

Let me check that again.

What's going on with you, man?

Tell us more about this, what happened.

What occurred with you, man?

Well, I was driving an old spare bus one morning, and a drunk driver hit me in the side.

Did you have kids in the bus when it happened?

No, thank God.

Oh, thank God.

So, I mean, the bus is pretty much wrecked, or was it just a light kind of tap, or what happened exactly?

How bad was it?

T-boned you?

Oh, it wasn't that bad.

The bus was up and running again.

It was good that it wasn't my brand-new bus.

Yeah, that's right.

You got the brand-new bus and everything.

Man, that would suck.

That would suck.

I just got it a couple days ago.

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

That sucks.

Well, hey, man, I'm sorry to hear that.

I mean, you had to get a back surgery and everything.

I mean, did you, like, what, did you slip a disc, or was it an actual break in the back?

Yeah, I slipped a disc.

Oh, God, dude.

I slipped a disc.

Oh, man, which one was it, L5 S1, or which one was it exactly?

It was L5.

L5, that's the bad one, man.

That's not a fun one.

Yeah, you might be, and I know people who slipped the L5 disc,

and they're on meds for the rest of their life.

so we might be able to get some money out of it man you know um you know look you know get

yourself a nice lawyer and i mean it's an american way i mean it's a shitty thing to say

but get yourself a nice lawyer get yourself some workers comp get yourself a settlement man you

might be able to get yourself like a million i've seen those cases before you get you get hurt on a

job and you can definitely get some money when it's something like that's going to stay with

you for the rest of your life you're entitled to it man he's got to pay for the bus to be fixed

Well, that's got to be expensive.

I mean, it can't be cheap.

It's got to be expensive to get a car fixed.

I can't imagine having to get a bus fixed, man.

It's probably expensive.

You know, the government does everything really expensive,

all that bureaucracy stuff and yada, yada, yada.

All right, man, well, I'm glad that you're back.

$200 toilet seat.

$200 toilet seat on the space station.

That's more like a $2 million toilet seat.

Hey, so, yeah, we were wondering here for, like, several weeks.

Actually, it was several weeks without hearing from you,

And then in one week, the last show we did, I mentioned on the air, you know, where's Jonathan been?

And the next few days later is when you finally made contact with me, told me what happened.

So I'm glad you're doing okay.

I'm glad you weren't hurting me more seriously than you were.

You got a new station going on again?

Another venture?

Yeah, it's the Lost Boys Extreme Radio.

Lost Boys Extreme Radio.

And is it still that weird website that's impossible to find?

Yeah, we're still upgrading that.

Emmy Rose is on.

Okay.

Okay, so what is the website again, I'm sorry?

www.lostboys.breakers.com

Is that still with a double Z for Lost Boys and all that?

Yes.

Oh, you guys have got to do better, but okay.

Well, good, man, I'm glad you guys are working.

Is that you and anybody else with you still?

Emmy Rose and all them people still?

Yeah, Emmy Rose and then Lance and a few other special guests.

Oh, Lance, all right, man.

I have no idea who Lance is.

All right, man, now's your time to say hi to all your fans, listeners, and prayers.

prayers now's the time being the time all right jonathan all right get better soon and stay in

touch it's good having you back my friend goodbye now all right that was jonathan everybody good

old jonathan checking in from the hospital that guy's tough man i'm telling you that l5 disc is

no joke there's no joke to slip that one man um that happens to my brother man because the

The vertebrae are very, very serious, man.

So, uh, Lego's gonna try one more time here with the, uh, the number.

I'm thinking, is it still ringing? Is it ringing at all?

Let me see, I don't have, I don't even have my caller ID set up tonight here.

Make sure that I got the phone turned on, alright, there we go.

There we go, now it's gonna ring.

Let's see if, uh, there we go, there's Lego.

House Radio, you're on the air.

Yeah, man, House Radio, I'm on the air.

Nothing much, man, sorry about that.

You know, I think I had the ringer turned down.

I had no idea that, uh, you or Jonathan were trying to call.

It was probably Jonathan blowing up the line.

But it was...

Busy, really?

Yeah.

What's going on you got good works it works like a charm when it's broken. It's broken. You shot me last night you two-faced motherfucker

So what happened with her?

I mean she's really cool, and then one day I asked where's Gina and and Dino's like don't ask about Gina

I'm like alright, I don't mention her on there anymore. Yeah, you know dude, whatever

Dino and Gina were together? No, but uh Jack, you know, but he ran off, you know, she's a grown-up

She wants to get something she needs to get something, you know, it's like a you know, but the point the point is it's their fucking

I'm fucking- I'm fucking- but I don't even know what I said last nuthin', you know, or somethin' in rap.

It's like, I heard what you said about me, you phony boy.

I mean, she's gotta learn how to separate the show from the reality, that's the problem.

Women gotta take it easy, you know?

They're getting a little out of line, all these women talking to men like that, so I don't appreciate it.

Women- women gotta take it up the ass.

Yo, dude, you know this- I gotta come-

You and me.

About what I was saying last night.

In the show.

What's up?

We're not even listed on here.

Zola's all over this.

I do my thing.

I'm glad to be on Syndicate, I don't know.

I'm glad to be on Syndicate too, but if I'm going to be on Syndicate, I want some points.

You want a t-shirt, man.

Give Lego his t-shirt, the Dr. Lego shirt.

Yeah, I want my shirt, and I want some representation on the website.

I want a fucking Rolex.

How about that, bitch?

Yeah, well, listen.

I think the test is on fucking, like, Rolex.

All right, so we're going to call this.

Now, excuse me.

I want a copy of the mug.

Who sent that to you?

What's the number to you last night?

Who sent that to me?

Check.

Oh, I'm on it, dude.

Oh, yeah, he's on it.

Yeah, I love that nigga.

You know what?

If not, it's really cool.

He's going to be on my show next week.

He's fucking a pisser, that kid.

It's pretty funny.

I talk to him online a lot.

He's a nice guy.

All right.

And the lady, I just want to make sure I got this right.

Okay.

Let's get the...

Tell us exactly before we call.

By the way, all I'm going to say is,

not like I called up the...

True, but it's probably not a good idea.

You're talking about this little crack whore bitch, you know?

So her name is...

She knew about it.

She called her.

Well, you knew what was going on.

This guy's dealing drugs, living in your house.

you know you're obviously involved and then i made up this thing about me who's the main leader

you know with trump

about.

She's a dog leader.

She's fat, she's a white chick with blonde hair, she's got a big thing, she's like, you know.

She's white?

She's all that.

From listening to her talk, I would think she was African American or black, whatever you want to call him.

Wow, that is ghetto, dude.

So, and then, um, and the guys, I mean, I'm assuming the guy's probably Italian then.

Fetty?

I mean, like, Fetty, right? He's gotta be an Italian.

I don't know, man, cause she's like, she's like all ghetto gang, thinks she's a gangster.

He might be black, you know?

We'll find out in a moment.

with her, so I'm going to be, we're going to be a follow-up, and it's basically, she's

had a date, it's two over, whether or not she's going to go through and, and, uh, I'll

get on take this thing a little bit, and then I'm going to, okay, all right, cool, I got

to come up with a name, bro, do you have a name you want me to be, or can I just choose

it on the fly, um, dialing, that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, okay, let me

do that, hang on the line here, and we'll do that in just a moment, everybody, the

first prank call, this is Dr. Lego and Carlito Collaboration, in just a moment, this is

It's just like the good old times, Lego man.

Yeah, my brother.

Brings a drop of tear to my...

That's the needle.

What are you about?

My name is Jack Valente.

I'm the PI.

What we're most concerned with here is there's a lot of evidence pointing that you were actually a mule.

You do know what a mule is, right?

A mule is a person who fills up condoms with heroin and marijuana,

shoves them up their rectum, or their vagina in this case,

and carries it across state lines.

See, this is what they do.

You see, Detective McCracken?

You see what I'm saying right here?

I mean, this woman, right in the face of God.

I'm holding a Bible in my hand.

I'm holding a Bible, which means I have the authority.

Truth.

You just said that you actually filled up a condom.

Marijuana.

Truck full.

And a truck.

And apparently you went to an Indian reservation.

And you picked up.

You went to an Indian reservation.

Picked up a semi-truck full of untaxed cigarettes.

And transported them across state lines like a mule.

Like a donkey mule person.

Disgusting.

You are ridiculous, you know

You're stealing money out of the mouths of the starving children of the owners of the Marlboro corporation

You're a mule you're a mule disgusting mule flea infested mule

Donkey woman donkey

We don't see a drunk dealer living in your house.

Fuck him.

That's him.

That's her right there.

Detector right here.

You ready?

The size of marbles.

I'm honest with you.

Like I'm on steroids, man.

You remember what happened to her burglar?

Calling up to do nothing.

Sue us, man.

They got lawyers.

She's down with Fetty.

Sue you.

I'll sue you.

Remember I talked to a lawyer?

Remember I told you I talked to an attorney about you playing my pranks on your stream?

That was such bullshit.

I kept fucking with you, man.

You remember that shit?

Remember, I made all these demands, and you took those seriously.

I was like, oh, my God, the dead.

I can't believe he's actually thinking this is real.

Oh, man.

We had fun back then, though.

Good stuff.

Yeah, those were good times.

Good times.

You want to do another prank call?

You know, it was fun.

You want to do another prank call before I let you go, man?

I mean, you don't got to go.

That was good.

I got to talk about that.

Funds with that.

All right, look.

I've got the pick-and-pay food and liquor, or we got the liquor locker house of kegs.

You want to call a liquor store, or would you like to call a place that sells chicken?

Whatever you say, I'm down to go with it.

Whatever.

Okay, we're going to call a liquor store then.

We're going to call the House of Kegs.

Okay.

This is in San Bruno, California.

I think that's in Southern California.

Ted, confirm that for me, please.

Yeah, man.

All right, good.

See, that's definitely, that's definitely true.

Confirm.

We got gas really bad, guys.

That was totally not me.

I'm going to fuck it.

You know what I hate?

I hate when you fang at a chick in the ass if you want to do it.

This doesn't sound vulgar, but there was one girl that I was doing once,

and she had a problem where, like, if I was doing her doggy,

whenever we were done, it made almost the most funniest farting noise

Every time I was done, it would embarrass her every time.

I always laughed.

It was funny.

Good times.

I was like, yeah, I did that to you.

Yeah, it was no fun, man.

I don't like them, like, really wet pussy farts, though, where shit flies out and hits you in the face.

No.

How's that going to hit you in the face?

Yeah, no, when they're really wet farts, it hits the face.

You're supposed to do that.

You know that.

You know better than that.

You don't want to take them back.

How about a gila?

All right, hang on, everybody.

A Lego Carlito calling a liquor store called Liquor Locker.

NDMS, how you doing?

Hello, sir.

We recommend anything smooth, nice and Polish.

You know what I'm saying? I like Polish vodkas. What do you got? Potato vodkas? What do you recommend?

Right here on the line now, he's a Polish gentleman. We're looking for a date with a Polish lady.

And I heard the best way to lubricate a Polish woman is with vodka.

Yeah, Grey Goose, that's what I'm saying. If you don't give a fuck up.

The meth? Oh, you cleaned it?

Sir, sir, is he gone? What's going on? Did we lose the patient? No, he's still there.

Hey, patient! Hey, liquor man!

Alright, Lego man, thanks for calling in, my friend. And, and, and, you know what? I'm...

Hang on, let me...

Let's get that shirt here. Let's get on the ball, alright, everybody?

Damn, we gotta get that motherfucking shirt, nigga!

All right, so what do you want your shirt?

You want a black shirt or a white shirt?

What are your preferences?

Because we've got the street team here, Tuck and everybody.

We'll design you a shirt.

What are you looking for?

No, I did my website, PrankCoreRadio.com.

Syndicate Radio is what I should say.

No, just Syndicate Radio.

Zolar's Milkman.

You know who I'm talking about, that redneck guy that always called Zolar's show?

I heard he had beef, too, or something like that.

What's that guy's name?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

He's a big guy?

Yeah, well, he got kicked off of Syndicate.

The redneck pranker?

Yeah, that guy.

That big guy kicked off of Syndicate or something.

Is that right?

I don't know, something happened with that.

He's racist, too.

He came out, he called me the spick word the other day.

I was like, hey, you know what, white boy?

You know what, dude?

You know, any comment?

Zolar says he quit.

Saigon had him banned.

So, yeah, Saigon's running things in the background like Senator Palpatine here.

So that's all good.

One thing I said, I'm going to go, but one thing I said last night on my show, dude,

is, you know what, bro?

This is what I like about it.

We're playing.

So, like, I wouldn't call Zolar a quitter.

You know what I'm saying?

I got you, man.

So what I'm saying is that I just, I beat the drum.

I'm not going to fuck worse than Dr. Lego here tonight.

Lego, be careful, man.

You're Carlito.

You're an individual.

I'm indivisible.

Yes, sir.

I'm indivisible.

That's what I'm saying.

You're an individual.

Visible individual, my friend.

All right, Lego.

Stop talking.

All right, listen, show.

I love your shit.

You know that.

You know I love you.

All right, man.

All right.

Love for Dr. Lego, everybody.

DrLego.net, everybody.

All right, we're out of here.

We're out of here, everybody.

Milkman, take us out of here, man.

See you, Lego.

That was fun, that was fun, that was fun, that was fun

Alright, everybody, be sure to listen to Dr. Lego every Wednesday night here

If you're listening to us on SyndicateRadio.tv

And also, Zolar Party Nation will be on tomorrow night at 10pm

ZolarPartyNation.us

Yes, and the phone line rings again

Now it's radio, go ahead

Mark, this is that kid Glowworm

What is up, man?

Every time you called, you were all nervous because you had some other girl on the line,

and you're like, no.

Yeah, I'm not the girl from when the bed just fell.

Oh, you got to keep it snappy.

Oh, yeah.

Lay up.

Snappy, nappy, dugout.

What's going on, man?

How you been?

What's the deal?

This is FahQ, a.k.a. GlowWarm, a.k.a.

Did you have another name, too?

Fuzzy.

Yeah.

Chill Chocolate.

That's a good name.

Well, it's good having you back on.

We like talking to you whenever you call in, man.

It's a good deal.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, thanks for being on, man.

Talk to you.

No, I'm kidding.

makes an appearance is a good appearance uh we've had calls where oh man the one where you you were

the kid and you wanted to do a drop kick on the lady or something like that that was funny

they're they're countless yes yes sir yes sir and and frida of course who can who can forget

frida baby frida this frida baby all right so um i've got i've got international numbers here but

i don't have an international card machine yet not yet oh milkman you've got one right you got

an international card hanging out over there that we can use with some juice on it still man

Milkman? Milkman? That is you?

Can you send it to me again?

Can you?

You don't happen to have it because I don't have it handy.

If you could send it. In the meantime,

Glowworm, you want to call Cha-Cha Chicken?

Yeah, go for it. I got a new voice.

I want to do it. Here we go. World premiere

of the new voice. This is Cha-Cha Chicken

and he's got a load of new

Santa Monica, California.

He's kicking ass. Milkman says you're kicking

ass with new names and you're dropping dimes

and asking questions. He heard it earlier. He heard it.

Look at you two doing something on the side. Hey, there you go.

All right. Hang on, everybody. Cha-Cha Chicken and DJ Glow Worm in just a moment.

MadHouseLive.com.

Cha-Cha Chicken.

Yeah, hello.

Call Chicken Wings because she got to go to work.

And my grandma, she done passed out next door because she be drinking all the time.

And my mama said for me to tell you that we need some food.

Just tell me if there's a little bit. Can you speak a little bit more up?

Okay. My mama said that she want us to get some food.

y'all food don't y'all mister oh well y'all have chicken don't y'all yeah my

mama said for me to call and get some food cuz we're supposed to go me and my

little sister supposed to go next though but my grandma she drank all the time

she an alcoholic past that and we hungry no my mommy told me to call y'all and

and get some food.

You're going to pick it up?

Well, how much is it?

Look, I have one plate of three pieces with two sides.

The price is $8.60.

See, my little sister, she allergic to chicken.

Do y'all have anything kosher?

See, my grandma, she told my mama that she was going to come down there

and pick it up, but she's not passed out from drinking all the alcohol.

So, y'all can't bring you to my house.

Where exactly are you living?

See, right...

You're living in a weird area?

Yeah, to be honest with you, I'm in the backyard up in the treehouse because there's somebody in our house.

But me and my sister, we're so hungry.

Where exactly are you at?

Where am I at?

Where is your house?

I'm in my treehouse in the backyard.

My little sister, she sleeps.

But I need the address of your treehouse.

My treehouse...

It's not a treehouse.

What you do, it's in the backyard.

You see me up there.

I got a flashlight and everything.

But the thing is that we don't deliver.

See, my grandma, she was going to come get it.

I went over there, and my grandma, she got mad, and she kicked the cat out the house.

Okay.

And she told my mama she was going to take us down there to get some chicken, and she started drinking.

Look, if you're living around the area, around Ocean Avenue and Pico, maybe I can deliver it to you a little bit.

But if it's too far, I cannot do that, ma'am.

See, my grandma, can you come help us get her up?

I don't know where your house is.

I'm in my treehouse in the backyard.

You are in the treehouse, but I need the address to get there.

See, I, Mr., Mr. Sir, I'm only nine, and my grandma, she won't get up.

I'm nine.

My grandma, she won't get up.

And my mama told me, I'm nine.

Yeah, I'm nine.

Me and my sister, all we wanted was some chicken.

I got a pocket full of food stamps, and I got some Pokemon cards.

And you're sick or something?

What was that again, mister?

Are you sick? Do you sound like you're kind of cold or something like that?

No, this is how I talk, because my mom, when she had me, she was a crackhead.

Like I said, man, if you're living around here, maybe I can deliver it, but you have to give me the address.

Well, if you want to, I can meet you down the street on my bicycle, give you the food stamps. All we need is some chicken.

Look, man, I don't have any delivery pressure right now.

I mean, because, see, my grandma, she got some money, but I'm scared to go over there, because when she be drinking, she be getting crazy.

But you already called the police?

Well, I'm going to call the police first. My grandma, she got a drinking problem.

You say that if your grandma is an alcoholic and get crazy, you should call the police.

I mean, one time I went next door to my grandma's house, because she told my mama she had me some cookies.

And I took and I finger-painted a picture for my grandma and she threw it in my face and paint got everywhere

And then she kicked me

My grandma she's I think she's old you guys what was that mister

She's sleeping

I want some chicken. I just told you that mister

Just give me a call again, and I'll see what can I do for you, all right?

Well, if I can get my grandma up, can you come drive me?

Because she's drunk.

I'll see what can I do for you.

Just give me a call later, all right?

All right, mister, mister.

He actually asked you for the address of your treehouse's address.

He was actually asking for it.

What a dumb guy, that guy.

Well, what is the address?

What is your treehouse address?

He's been there for a while, that guy.

Good for him.

I guess he wanted to come to my treehouse.

I guess so.

I don't know.

He probably wanted to push you off the treehouse or something, man.

Can I join the club, mister?

You're going to watch out for that.

The No Girls Club.

They get crazy.

You want to call England, man?

We can call England.

Yeah, let's call England.

The beautiful country of England, home of the English.

They invented putting English on the cue ball.

God save the Queen.

God save the Queen and Prince Charles, too, and the free Iraq.

And Harry Potter.

You cannot forget Harry.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Boy, that Armani is quite sexy.

You know, I never got into Harry Potter.

I saw one of the movies.

My ex dragged me to it.

and I messed around with her the whole time

in the movie theater anyway.

You know, you loved it.

And I mean, Armani is pretty cute,

but that'd make you a pedophile,

so you can't say that.

Oh, that's the chick, right?

The chick?

Yeah.

I saw the one where the prisoner of Azkaban.

That's the one I saw.

See, I don't know what it is,

but like, girls with British accents,

they just...

It is something, but yeah.

I like girls with accents.

I get a feeling like British girls

don't take care of business,

you know, they don't take care

of their hygiene or something.

Actually, they is a British girl.

Oh, you did?

Who lives here, yeah.

Wow.

Hey, see, see, here we go.

Glow Worm's been there already, and it wasn't that good.

It wasn't that good.

Mamas are crazy.

Mamas are crazy?

I didn't know that.

Crazier than an Indian girl's mama.

Oh, I've been that, too.

Yeah, I had an Indian girl.

That's EP.

You're right.

I meant the other India, but okay.

Oh, like the Hindu?

Yeah, the Hindu.

I could not date a girl like that.

Yeah.

All right.

So, look, I'm going to give you, we've got four names of people that live in England.

We've got Frederick Monk, Arthur Monk, Archibald Tuff, and Kingsley Banks.

Let's call Archibald.

Archibald Tuff.

He's on Lay on the Sea, England.

That's a pretty unique name.

I think it's on the sea somewhere.

So here comes that, everybody.

Stand by.

Here comes Fleeta.

Oh, yes, Fleeta.

The best.

One moment, everybody.

It's like 4.30 over there.

He's lying.

Let's call him back.

Tell him he's lying.

You're lying.

Shut up.

Actually, let's call Banks.

Banks. We got Kingsley Banks.

This is in Clacton-on-the-Sea, England.

This is another coastal town. Yeah, they got

some bad cooking over there in England, too, from what

I hear. It's all bland.

They're cooking this whore. Well, I'm sure you had it.

It tastes like shoes. Yeah, you ate some English

stuff, I'm sure you did. I have.

Kingsley Banks. Kingsley

Banks. This is, yes.

I need to call him from the chat room.

My name on there is Peaches2007.

Told me him. I think he has

by-call. And? It's fun. A little bit of skin

don't hurt nobody. What'd you get the number from?

I say that every time

I call them

I always bring that up

how we kick their ass

and how we save their asses

in World War II

and they always forget that

constantly remind them

who said it

it wasn't Russia

it wasn't France

it was good old America baby

cornbread

you wanna do one more

before we do a break here man

thank you

thank you for doing pranks man

we're always appreciated

no problem man

you know I mean

he needs a girlfriend

really bad

we got Frederick Monk

or Arthur Monk

those are the other

two Englishers

hi

let's call Arthur

I think they're so cute

this is gonna be

Arthur Monk

And I just

just wanna bring up

up in the chat room here. People are asking

whatever happened to

Turd Burglar. Turd Burglar

is in Iraq right now.

His baby was born. I don't know what I'm talking about

but Turd Burglar's baby was born and

he has been shipped again to

Iraq. He's in the green zone

and he promised to get a hold of me when he was

there and he has not.

Our prayers are with our fighting men and women

including Lenin Derry Prankster.

Turd Burglar, be sure to keep him

in your prayers and hopefully we'll hear back from him soon.

I assume if we don't hear from

From him in the next 18 months

That his tour was extended

And shit

We'll be right back

With the next prank call

In a moment

This is Arthur Monk

In Bellary Cay, England

It's a very weird name

For a town

Bellary Cay

But regardless

It is coming up right now

Watch out now

Watch out for the

Lonely ring

Suffer

Thank God

She could have

Entertained us a little bit

They're no fun

They're all sour

I know

They're all sour

Sour grapes

They're just the

Fiest girls on the way

So they're having this

Alright man

Hey thanks for being on bro

No problem

Anytime, man.

Give me up.

Hey, likewise, man.

It's St. Toast and Milk, man.

He's my representative out there in the field.

Oh, yeah.

And yeah, man.

Take care, man.

Glowworm, everybody.

Peace out.

That was a good comeback, man.

Yeah, man.

I look forward to listening out for Glowworm, man.

He's got some new material coming up, dude.

And I'll definitely keep you posted on that as we go, listeners.

Carlito, hermano.

Yeah, yeah.

Deathlock, he's from England.

He's mentioning that that accent sounded weird to him.

It's weird.

I guess, you know, to us, they all sound the same unless they're Irish or something.

But, you know, he's British, and he can tell the difference between, like, their different accents and stuff.

He said that's a very posh sounding accent.

Yeah, different areas of the country have, yeah, different areas of the country have a little different

bouncing things and maybe, you know, exclamating their voice.

Yeah.

Milkman, that song, the one you want me to play,

the unfunky ufo i'm trying to find it when when did you send that to me exactly uh was that on

google do you remember i'm trying to find it here i'm trying to find it i can't it's not coming up

in the library but i know i heard it though i don't i don't understand shit i'm looking to you

about a week or two ago i remember and i think i actually remember i actually remember hearing it

but like it's not even coming up in this mother effer now damn it man i'll keep looking i'll

I'll try to play it on the second half.

It is a very good song.

It is.

You know, I remember hearing it, and it's good.

Okay, we're going to call for Nunu here before the break.

We're going to do one more call before the break, the first and only break of the night.

We're going to call.

Nunu says that's an Essex accent.

Whatever, man.

It all sounds French to me.

It all sounds like gay English stuff to me.

But we're going to call that weird gay guy who's into the rubber.

Remember him?

We talked to him two weeks ago.

He's got that weird video on YouTube.

Yeah, the old guy.

The old wanker.

Yeah.

Helps us is mentioning we need to call Charlie Patton.

Charlie Patton, the last number we had, it was disconnected.

We lost contact with him.

Or do you know of anything that's changed, Milkman?

There is a new number, but it's not been made available yet.

So stay tuned to upcoming episodes here at the Madhouse because it will be released.

There will be calls coming again from Charlie Patton before Christmas.

We're working on it.

It's a very sensitive thing to work with him, Charlie Patton.

But those are classic calls.

I should play that phone on the top call

at the end of the show tonight

hang on while I cough

that would be hilarious man

the part of the problem

is we have to actually find his unmarked grave

and dig him back down

constantly reincarnate this guy

because he's constantly trying to

commit suicide or die in one way or another

he's constantly trying to die

I love you Charlie Patton

oh and helps us is the warrior

warrior you're killing me

warrior's in here too

warrior behavior so pick a name i'm gonna change your name because warrior what's gonna why is it

like every week i have to add you to my my messengers like every week i get a new message

from you add me to your message do you like clean out your uh your buddy i have different messengers

they're old oh man craziness you need some permanence in your life my friend permanence

permanence is a virtue all right so here comes another prank call

like i said before if you're listening to us you can you can call us here tonight toll free

i'm up in the chair now i can see the my the bone sticking out uh 888-278-8509 is the toll

free line if you want to join us here tonight you can just call in and say what's up you can

tell us what you feel how you feel it how you make it feel uh how much you like it when it feels

and or you can do a prank call you don't have to do a prank call just call in man make yourself

self-known let us know what it is uh and uh yeah like i said we're calling this rubber guy here

next uh we have uh hang on let me see if i can post this video here for everybody to watch on

youtube he is a very weird gentleman here he's been tracking his what he's worn since 1980 i

forget now like years and years and years he's been tracking his his clothing 87 83 or something

or something

he wears rubber

he's really into rubber

he wears rubber to work

and he has these weird rubber dolls

that he keeps in his bed

one of them has a penis and his name is Jason

long story

trust me on this

we talked to him two weeks ago

it was pretty entertaining

the audio was bad so I cut it off

so we're going to try calling him back now

this is Madhouse Radio

just one moment

This guy is having a great job.

Yeah, tell me about it, man.

Man, now the phone's ringing.

Shit, I guess we won't do that.

Let's see who this is.

House Radio, this is the milkman.

Milkman's like, it's Ted.

I know it's Ted.

I know.

I knew from the beginning, man.

Caller ID technology.

I was getting ready to call.

I had a call from Skype, though, so it's like 0-1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9.

Man, it's either you or Jim Stewart that will call me with a number like 7-7-7-7-7, so.

I miss Jim Stewart.

I know, me too.

It's too bad he got chased away by some guy.

He got chased away?

He got all upset and stuff

He'll be back

They all come back

Remember from two weeks ago

The guy who wears rubber and stuff like that

What happened to the guy

No it was a woman that we called

With medical instructions for her husband

Oh Adolphus Cotton

Cotton

Adolphus Cotton

And her name was

The new medical procedure

Let's see how that works

Here we go, Adolphus and Barbara Cotton in North Carolina?

Yeah, they were in North Carolina.

Okay, this is the black woman.

Let's call her Adolphus, which is the one a reclute called first, the big black gun call.

Call that.

We'll call that, and then we'll call this guy, this rubber guy, first.

You want to call?

Because she's going to recognize me.

Well, she's going to recognize your voice, too, maybe, but mine especially, probably.

I heard the Vincenzo voice.

Vincenzo, that's right.

That's right, good.

That's the one that

Who does it sound like

That one movie

What is it

The one with the Italian guy

Who had to get killed

Or his wife tried to kill him

And River Phoenix was in it

Or something like that

Wasn't he

I don't know

It's not where the voice

Is from though

It's like

What's really bad about the voice

I'm Italian

I love you to death

Hey

Breaking news here

Tuck just got a gold star

The movie is

I love you to death

Very good

Alright Tuck

Good work man

There you go

Break it down everybody

Alright

Adolphus and Barbara Cotton

Coming up next, coming up next, next, right away, whatever way.

The button's down.

What's going on?

She's not here.

She's alive.

Hang up already.

She's on guard.

She's used to this.

Thursday night.

Boo.

You can place a call.

We can call the Kingsleys.

We've got Sidney Kingsley in England.

Have Vincenzo call him.

The number's on G-Talk.

G-Talk.

He wants him on G-Talk.

You got it.

Hang on.

Talk.

Okay, good.

Deal.

It's so number one.

As I said, coming up next is Sidney Kingsley, The Bowls, Chickwell, England.

I don't want to live in a town called Chickwell.

That's just me.

What's your name?

Long number.

No, I'm for Mr. Kingsley.

Yes.

For Instra, we got it for this doctor.

Okay.

And he had a procedure and I needed to follow up.

Number.

No, Mr. Sidney Kingsley.

Is that correct?

Yes.

Okay, he come in and colonoscopy.

His name is Mrs. Ola.

She said that she had seen something on the pictures.

Long number.

Someone is not happy.

Naughty monkey.

They're all Riley tonight over there.

F you, F this, F that, F word.

That's dirty.

He's going to tell her that twinning's right inside his colon.

He's got twinnings in his ass.

All right, good try.

Good try, good effort, man.

A for effort here.

I'll give you a gold star for that.

There you go, good.

There you go, man.

You're tied with Tuck.

Milkman has negative one.

Tuck has one gold star.

Ted with one gold star.

Who will win in the end?

Who knows?

We'll find out soon.

This is Claire Kingsley, if you want to call it, in Brentwood.

Dialed has not been recognized.

Do check and dial again.

I suggest you get more practice on your telephone machine.

That's from The Simpsons.

That's fun.

And even on the soundboard.

Lonesome Loser is very rare from The Loser Lonesome.

Then try again.

Lonesome Loser backwards is Ressal Emosinal.

There you go.

Important information.

Give myself a gold star for that one.

Yeah, that number's not working.

It's not working?

Okay, that's all right.

That's all right.

No problemation, no worries, no worries, nothing to worry about.

Okay, we're going to try instead, let me call the rubber guy instead,

Harold Ivey in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Hang on for that, Ted, okay?

Biloxi.

Mrs. Harold?

Of course you said that, my apologies, sir.

How are you, sir, tonight?

I'm sorry to bother you so late.

I know it's a beautiful night in America, but of course I need to give you a call.

I need to talk about Jason.

Sir?

I need to talk to you about Jason.

Reasons to believe Jason has been cheating on you.

Okay.

Okay, Jason is the one with the biggest dong, right?

Who has the big dong?

Okay, the one with the big dong has been cheating on you with the one with the small dong.

Yes.

Please ask him for a comment on that.

I mean, it's disgusting to me that they would dare cheat on you.

You've been married for so long.

That's you.

Well, they've broken the laws of gravity, and they've actually become a binary system

in two between each other, sir, and they've completely written you out of the picture.

Yes, they have.

Why don't you confront them?

Ask them right now.

I have radiological evidence.

Radiological picture.

My wife.

What is your code for today, sir?

Yes.

P.

P is something different.

The first two letters are the same, but the last is something different.

It's the loveliest, longest, some call it the leanest.

I'm worrying right now.

See, I go through garbage, and I like to steal dirty laundry from people, and I smell them.

Stop telling me what to do, wanker.

You think about that?

I'm wearing leather to work and having sex with rubber dolls.

What, are you some kind of expert now?

Because you keep a log?

This guy over here telling me what to do.

Why don't you go to Los Angeles?

I'm going to move to New Orleans.

Yeah, I'm going to do that.

Yeah. Okay, why don't you start acting like a man?

Alright, Ted, I'm gonna let you go because I gotta take a break. It's midnight.

It's the witching hour. Alright, man? Back to the computer machine, my friend.

As I take off my sailor hat here, and we get ready for the break.

Oh, Ted. You got very bad echo. Fix your echo, sucker.

Madhouse Radio's coming to a conclusion of his first half of the show.

Yeah, baby, yeah.

Thanks for listening to the first half of the show.

We're going to take a quick break here, about five minutes long.

When we come back, we have plenty more numbers to call.

We have the, we already called that one.

Oh, shit, that's not going to work.

We got pick and pay food and liquor.

We still have crazy chicken.

We got Mama Mia's, Brick House Pizza, Sparky's Giant Burgers.

I said I was going to call that.

I still haven't.

We'll get to that soon.

Again, that's Sparky's Giant Burgers.

We'll have Jack Mashes and give us a call there.

I don't know how much longer we'll be on, to be honest with you.

I'm getting kind of tired.

Did you get that number I sent to you from the lawyer?

Uh, let me see here.

No?

The last thing you sent me was, what's he wearing?

That's the last thing I got for you, Milk.

Yeah, no, scroll up.

Before I sent you the one about that rubber guy.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Well, Milkman, that's not very nice to say.

I don't need to know that.

What else did you say?

Uh, okay.

Oh, here.

The Finest Gentleman Club in Columbus, Ohio.

Okay, cool.

Cool.

All right, we can do that.

The Dollhouse in Ohio.

Ohio. We can call that. Sure. No problem, Warrior.

You got it, man. Anybody else,

if you want to send a prank call request, you can do so

at madhouselive.com.

Madhouselive.com.

And also, be sure to

visit syndicateradio.tv. Be sure to visit

prankcall.info. All those people are out there

working hard, working hard,

working hard. So yeah, there it is.

We'll be right back in about five minutes. Thanks for hanging in there.

It is now 12.03 a.m.

It's Friday. TGIF.

We'll be right back in a moment. Stop calling.

Not now.

Got to testify.

Come up in the spot looking extra fly.

Yeah.

For the day I die.

This radio will be back right after this.

Don't tell me 40,000 people are coming here.

They're not here.

Let's go.

Guy tried to break in my truck.

Be sure to visit us online at madhouselive.com.

Yeah.

It's a long way.

It's tough out in Puerto Rico.

Madhouse Radio will be back right after this.

Microphone.

Yeah.

Hey, everybody.

Madhouse Radio has returned.

Second half of the show is starting up right now.

I understand we're going to be dropping off of, whatchamacallit, real quick here.

We're going to be dropping off of Syndicate Radio here in a moment

because they have another show lined up at midnight, which is fine.

I understand. No problemation.

Thank you very much for having us tonight.

Everybody, be sure to stay tuned to Syndicate Radio.

As soon as we sign off here, in about two minutes,

you are authorized to connect again in here.

I believe it's Hook, Nose, Mike will be on in a moment,

so be sure to stay tuned for that.

And also, remember, tomorrow, Zolar Party Nation will be on at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

Do not miss that.

Saigon asks something that is...

Party Nation now?

Zolar Party Nation, yes.

ZolarPartyNation.us, everybody.

Be sure to check that out.

No, I'm kidding.

It's Zolar Vision, and it's Zolarkast.com.

Matt Parks is Zolar.

I was kidding.

Ted's in the lead again.

All right, Ted.

Yes.

So we are going offline right now

Thank you everybody

Syndicate for being with us tonight

And anybody listening on Syndicate

Please be sure to sign right in here in a few moments

And enjoy the rest of the

Programation

Goodbye we love you

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You're going to miss me

Providing oral sex on the microphone

So look what you're going to miss

Bye guys

And we continue on

Okay, we'll be talking about it when they go off anyway.

Tune in to The Mal.

Yeah.

Tune in to 98.6 The Mal.

Don't miss the rest of this damn Mal show.

Very good, very right, very nice.

Very good.

Okay, we have more pranks here to do.

Not much show left, everybody, because I need to go to work tomorrow.

And I'm feeling sick.

I need my beauty rest.

I like this song.

Lupe Fiasco.

Very good music.

I like Lupe Fiasco.

He's a very good rapper.

One of my favorite rappers out there right now.

Very soulful dude.

Milkman, I want to play your song, my friend, but I can't find it, dude.

I'm trying.

Can you send it to me real quick?

I promise I'll play it if you send it, man.

I will, I will, I promise.

Send it again.

Yeah.

Milkman, you can talk.

You're not on mute, my friend.

Make the music with your mouth, booze.

At House Radio, you are finally on the air.

Who dis?

Dane Green, what's going on, brother?

Mexican.

You're sick Mexican?

Go for it, man.

Sick man.

I'm sick, man.

That's all you need to do.

I'm sick man.

M-E-I-N.

I'm sick.

Mucho tos, man.

Mucho tos.

tosiendo man

tosiendo

where does that word

come from

toast or cough

it's probably

latin I think

or something

you know we do

prank calls here

but you know

I don't even have

any numbers my friend

you do prank calls

yeah we do

sometimes we do

we try

well I mean

I was wondering

what you guys show

you were wondering

what the hell

we were doing

what we were trying

to do

I thought it was

like the

first 48 hours

you guys were

plus drug people

yeah

something like that man

we're trying to

score some weed

on the phone

tonight actually

Man, I haven't smoked weed in two weeks, my friend.

I can't find any.

I think I finally gave up on it, man.

It's become too much of a hassle, you know what I mean?

Can't find the weed.

So, yeah, I've gone through the whole phase of stress and DTs and all that stuff.

I think I'm just going to stay with it.

I think I'm just going to become an alcoholic now, you know, and chewing dip, I think, is what I'm going to do.

Speaking of weed, where's Homegrown?

Homegrown?

I talked to him recently.

He's good.

He's out of the prank call scene.

He's online right now.

He doesn't, he got out of it.

He grew up, I guess.

He got a house with his old lady.

They moved out of his mom's house.

His mom's...

I'm not kidding.

They were actually...

They were not grown up?

No.

You know how we are.

But, you know, before, he was living in...

I'm not kidding.

I'm not making fun of him.

He was living in his mom's basement with his wife.

And they finally got jobs, and he got a house with her.

So I think he moved on.

But he's doing good.

I caught up with him about five or six days ago.

He's good.

He's playing pool.

We talked for a little bit.

He sent his best wishes to everybody.

Yeah, he can sell.

I mean, sell probably anything.

Yeah, oh, yeah, man.

That guy, he was getting it in the mail and stuff.

He used to tell me all the time, like, man, that's balls right there.

I'm not about to have people sit.

He was, like, getting mother plants in the mail and stuff.

I'm like, oh, no, that's okay.

Not for me, not for me.

You know, I was thinking about trying, you ever try sativa?

Have you heard of sativa at all, man?

Sativa, it's like something you smoke.

It's, like, kind of weed, but it's not, and it's, like, a really quick rush.

Like, it's very.

Is it from Mexico?

It's legal or whatever?

I don't know.

It's legal in America.

you can buy it

in like head shops

and stuff

oh yeah yeah yeah

yeah but uh

I heard bad

like I heard people

telling me don't try it

it's crazy

flip out on it

when did

didn't the dead

get lit on that one night

the dead

I don't know

that'd be good to hear

I'd like to hear the dead

the dead if you're listening

I don't think he is

I don't see him online

that'd be good to hear

well he's like banned

from syndicate TV

oh really

he was messaging me

about credit card

something I don't know

I don't know

I guess he signed up

to monitor my credit

and they sent him

some warning

but they haven't sent him his pin yet to log in

and see if he's fucking with his credit.

He was on, like, one of those privacy guard things or something?

Yeah, he sends me shit all day long, like, about his AT&T, ESL line.

Oh, my God.

Funny kid, that guy.

Yeah, he was telling me he's thinking about buying a Mercedes, a Benz,

and he's going to convert it over to run on oil and on whatever, corn oil, cooking oil?

Bio-diesel.

Bio, yeah, not even, not even.

Not even, that's just, you know, where you can actually put it with used cooking oil or whatever.

But I was telling him I heard bad stuff about that.

I heard not to try that because it makes your engine run high.

There's like companies for $1,800 that convert like a couple old cars.

Yeah, but it needs to be a diesel engine.

You can't do it with a regular engine.

It's like $1.20 a gallon they're buying this fry oil for.

All you have to do is filter it.

You don't have to do anything.

Yeah, and you filter it a few times and you put it right in, you run it.

But you have to be going over a certain speed anyway.

Yeah, you drive and it smells like whatever they cook.

They cook fish in it.

It smells like fish.

It's wicked.

But then you need to know a place, like a restaurant, that will give you their oil.

Or you can steal it, you know, from the back.

There's companies in Atlanta that, yeah, they have those grease pits in the back.

There's companies in Atlanta that pay $1,200.

There's like some Suzu truck.

Uh-huh.

It's old as shit.

It's with diesel.

Ugh.

It's the cheapest one.

Yeah.

People on the news.

I don't like paying $1 for an hour.

Whatever.

Good for you, man.

Good for you.

French fry, boy.

Yeah, I bet you I could refine my own oil in the gasoline.

It'd be a lot cheaper.

I'm going to try that.

Can you even buy crude?

Is it possible?

Can you buy crude oil?

Milkman used to work at a refinery.

Is that possible at all, man?

You'll be able to hear him, gangrene, but I'll translate for you.

You can buy it.

I don't think you're allowed to refine it.

Not normally, man.

Not normally?

You've got to put a bunch of gay additives inside of it for the environment and stuff.

I mean, diesel is just a product of the refinery.

Diesel is actually a poison and danger, so it's pretty hard to get.

You know, you can just die.

My job was when the pressure in a pipe got too low was to, like,

I did this formula that told me how many times to pump this arm if it needed more pressure.

Raw crude oil has benzene, hydrogen sulfide, and other like very dangerous chemicals in it.

All right.

Milkman is talking a little bit over you.

That's okay.

We got a little confused.

I got to make it so you guys can hear each other on the phone, man.

This is killing me.

There's got to be a way to do it, man.

Oh, man.

So, all right, you want to do a prank call?

I just got the Glory Hole in Juneau, Alaska.

All right.

The Glory Hole.

It's a shelter.

No kidding.

Imagine that.

Glory Hole Shelter.

The Glory Hole Shelter.

Social Services Shelter.

The Glory Hole.

Dumbass.

It's in Juneau, Alaska.

Hang on, everybody, for the next prank call of the night.

We're coming to the close of the show because, like I said, I don't know, whatever I said,

I just want to end the show soon, okay?

Listen to what I said.

Glory Hole, Mr. Marshall.

Let's see if you guys have a rebel room.

Do you guys have any medicine or anything on the day?

Um, you know, we don't.

The problem's just after Marshall, and I'll help you out.

The whole kitchen, the bathroom and the kitchen.

What we're talking about?

No.

We're sorry.

He did, he did.

I'll try to call him back, see if I can explain it to him a little bit.

Place a call.

One.

You guys have a...

Raping, man.

That guy was funny.

No, he's something.

That's a...

That's a sham.

Seven or eight guys.

Yeah, it's a cover for a gay agenda, I think is what...

All right, we got...

I got a quick stop convenience store.

You want to call it, or do you want to take it?

you want to do a prank

or should I do this one

and you hang on

whatever you want man

fine

quick stop

figure out what we're going to do

okay

this is the quick

I can do what

you hear the call I did

so I try to get

everybody quick stop

the quick stop

quick stop convenience store

number 147

alright

are you in the chat room

let me send you the details

so you know what I'm talking about

here this is

look at the I am

so you know what

there you go

you got the particular

hang on folks

next prank call

hello

48

150

your store 147 right

48

38, 39, 150 of you guys would get us. None of us.

140, 600. He's talking over here.

I know they're going to cut our pay next month, don't you?

They're going to give us medical. They make me come to work.

And a guy at 145 and 148 or something.

Quick start, are you for like Chevron?

We're like both.

We're on gas.

Come here and meet us.

I'll take you to work.

I can work with you.

You guys accept an application?

Yes.

For like fat white boys?

White boys?

White boys. Give me yours.

Okay.

You're being so mean to me.

I like white girls.

You want to hook me up?

That was good.

Sucks to know you have that kind of, like, white girl.

Right in the voice.

Yeah.

White is not as good.

I got one of those, too.

She's got a white girl like Spanish boys.

Like fat, white, fat, fat, uh, Spanish boys.

Yep.

Yeah, that's me, man.

God bless them.

Puerto Rican, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah, something like that.

Italian, Italian and Puerto Rican.

Yes, sir.

Oh, that's funny, dude.

I'm, I'm, I'm, like, Irish, Italian and Indian.

What, like, uh, dot head Indian or wah-wah-wah Indian?

Which one?

Wah-wah, like, punnish.

Wawa Indian

Alright cool man

Good deal

Why you gotta talk

About my peoples like that

No that's cool

It's respectful man

You guys are

Businessmen now

No I don't care

Fuck I care

The Andes

What you guys gonna do

You gonna invade us

Oh man but yeah

You're gonna take

All your liquor man

Yeah you would take

All our liquor

All our fire water

Shit

Your fire

Fire water

I want my four acres

In the casino

Motherfucker

Yeah

No I was reading

An article

How the like

You know the

Seminole Indians

Here in Florida

Like cleaning up

With their casinos

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

It's good money in Kissimmee.

That guy down in southern Florida, the Indian Casino, won a million dollars, and they don't

want to pay.

They don't want to pay.

It's a hundred grand.

The Indian Casinos are so, they have no regulation.

I wouldn't go there.

They don't even have blackjack, man.

I'm dealing poker in Mississippi.

I went to one, I went to the one at the Hard Rock over there where Anna Nicole died, and

you know, it's an Indian.

Oh, yeah, Tampa.

Yeah, and that fucker, they don't, they don't even have blackjack there, man.

They got slots, and they got.

Poker.

Everything's like poker, poker, hold them, poker.

Texas, hold them.

Dude, I'm dealing poker in Mississippi.

You are?

I'm dealing a tournament, yeah.

Ah, they got blackjack in a boat?

Yeah, Tunica's like fucking number two.

Vegas, Tunica.

Kidding.

Jersey, Atlantic City, really.

So you get more action there than in Atlantic City.

More cash drop in the game.

Cash drop is what?

Like the money that the casino makes or the money that they give out?

They throw money on the table and they put drop box.

Casinos rack it up.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, you know, it's so, so...

You know, like, I'll play blackjack.

That's the only game where you have a little bit of it.

You have the best odds against the house in blackjack.

I'll play.

I love blackjack.

I'll play that.

You don't here, man, because you got every fucking idiot.

Really?

Stupid.

You got another one.

Like the dealer showing a six.

You got 15.

You don't hit it.

No, exactly.

You let him get his.

Idiots are hitting it.

No, they're idiots.

What are the house rules, though?

Do they hit on a 16, or are they what?

Well, yeah, they have to hit.

You hit sauce?

Yeah, that's pretty good, then, right there.

Hitting.

For the casino, people got 18, 19.

They win sauce.

They have a chance to beat those people.

That's true.

Same way it's in your face.

I've tried to play craps man

And it's like

I don't get it

I don't understand it

It looks retarded

I dealt craps

That's gotta be

I don't understand

Like I remember I went

To the table

And I was like

How do you play this shit

And he's like

He explained it to me

For like five minutes

There's a million ways

Yeah

He's like

You gotta do this

But you can do this

And you pick three

The two die

Or whatever

I was like

Alright whatever

Five dollars

And I threw the dice

Oh you lost

Oh great thanks

Yeah

Anytime somebody asks me

How do you play this game

I go

Put your money here

You throw the dice

I pick

That's essentially what it is in the long run, yeah.

Yeah, shit, casinos, man.

I mean, it's fun, but it's just like wasting.

It's like, yeah, you know, just waste your money and have fun while you're doing it.

It's like going to a strip club, you know, you waste your money.

You're not going to take anything home with you.

What's the point?

But whatever, man.

I'm not sure I'm an OBT.

OBT?

Yeah, you got a point.

You got a point.

Well, how did that...

You came back for that court case, right?

You said that nothing really happened.

You just had to testify about something stupid.

Oh, that guy's getting posed tomorrow.

Oh, shit.

Good for him.

I have that building down there that we were building to.

I am.

You were up at the Florida Mall, was it, or something like that?

I got one thing to say about Florida.

Yeah, well, I've been here all my life.

I'm thinking about moving away in about two years, probably up north.

I don't know where.

Get the fuck out.

It stays too hot.

But fuck the heat, man.

I'm not going to butt a bunch of other foreigners.

Yeah, it's like in the 80s.

It's like in the 80s today and stuff.

It's like almost December in the 80s, man.

Sticky outside and shit.

Probably going to get hit by a hurricane soon anyway.

Knowing the way things happen around here.

Damn, people are angry in the streets and stuff.

The traffic sucks in Orlando.

I just can't stand anymore.

It's crazy.

Better than Atlanta.

Oh, yeah?

The Virgin Islands.

No, that's okay.

They just had an earthquake down there, man.

Forget that shit.

I wouldn't mind living in Key West.

It's like a different country.

Everything is expensive, man.

You want to talk about expensive, try to buy some land in Key West.

You can't find anybody to work down there.

We had a job down there, and nobody paid them to work for three weeks.

Wow, that sucks, dude.

The thing in Key West right now, it's so expensive to live there.

They got to bus people two hours down from Miami to go down there to work, to work at, like, restaurants and stuff.

Because, you know, you're, I mean, you know, like, you got to work as a bird, can't make it five, six something an hour.

Can't afford to live in Key West because the property housing is so expensive.

In Atlanta, McDonald's starts at, like, nine bucks an hour.

No kidding.

Go to Atlanta.

New Orlando.

Yeah, see, I don't know.

I don't know anything.

I don't know much of that.

I think you got to pay well for that.

I don't think people would work at McDonald's if they paid, like, you know, minimum wage.

I'm going to give you a little more than that, you know.

All right, you want to do one more prank call before we end the show here?

You're more than welcome to help us out here.

I've got two options here.

Well, we've got three.

We've got a liquor store in Long Beach, California.

We've got a Japanese restaurant in Long Beach.

We've got the Stockman Club Tavern in Fairbanks, California, or Fair Oaks, California.

Call it.

So shit.

We've got a wasabi Long Beach Japanese restaurant in Long Beach, California, in the LBC.

We are on a mission trying to find Mr. Warren.

You take one, you start it, and I'll jump in.

You got it.

I'll start at the Wasabi Lombi's Japanese Restaurant.

Hang on, everybody.

Here we go.

Hey, how you doing?

You guys do sushi or just the hibachi?

What's the deal?

Hibachi or sushi?

What do you do?

Right club.

Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

It says here that this is the Wasabi Lombi's Japanese Restaurant.

Well, during the night, Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays, and Sundays, it becomes a club.

It becomes a club?

The Japanese people just start clubbing down, getting down?

Yeah.

No kidding.

A lot of other people that come in.

Are you speaking Japanese now or something?

God, you're annoying.

Hey, so there's no food at all.

This is a club thing now?

Yeah, the food ended at around 9.30.

Oh, man, I'm so hungry.

God damn it.

So what, there's nothing at all?

Any peanuts?

Anything?

You got any peanuts there or something?

I can't hear you.

Any peanuts?

Can I go to the urinal cake?

Konnichiwa?

Konnichiwa, I mean, that's the B word.

I love you, woman.

I just, I love you.

I just want to take you right now and pull your hair.

God, I'm so sexually frustrated.

All right.

Wow, you know what that means, Carol?

She doesn't know.

I think she called me a piece of shit.

You called me a...

Gangrene, I'm going to go.

I'm ending the show, Gangrenes.

I don't know what that...

I don't remember which prank call.

You know what she said to me.

Wasn't that...

Was that...

What's his face?

Glowworm?

Didn't he do that one?

I think that was Gold...

I think that was him.

Maybe he was just...

We just sent him on the line.

Call me a G-word.

Yeah, Konichiwa.

Yeah, that's Glowworm.

That was Glowworm.

Yeah, yeah.

Konichiwa.

Well, I'm a, what is it, a karate-chopping grandmama or something?

Something stupid like that.

I'm a fighting granny.

I'm a karate.

I'm going to cry you upside the head.

I'm going to cry you on the side of the head.

Oh, shit.

Knock them off at least, all right?

Yeah, yeah.

All right, brother, man.

Thanks for calling in.

All right, man.

Good talking.

Peace out.

You too, bye.

All right, that was Gangrene, everybody.

Gangrene.

Gangrene, everybody.

All right, that was a good show.

That was a good show.

Good show, Milkman.

Good work.

We couldn't have done it without you.

I got your song here to play, all right?

Don't worry.

We're going to play now.

Excuse me.

Oh, wow.

You're good, man.

You're good.

No, you're good.

Man, take us out of here.

You the man.

Take us out of here, Milkman.

Milkman.

We're rolling out of here.

Well, I'd like to thank everybody out there on our list of cool people.

I'd like to thank our friends over here in the chat room there.

Wicked Wire.

All our friends over on TalkShoe.

Everybody's stopped by the chat room here.

Chuck.

Paul.

Sir Nunu.

He's our producer representative, too.

Repo, MSC3, Clay, all of our old-time fans, Dean Green,

all you guys over there that missed out on all the fun there.

The good calls after the syndicate signed with us.

Thanks for tuning in.

Also, I'd like to thank Dr. Lego.

Lego makes a surprise appearance.

I look forward to some jailhouse calls from Dr. Lego soon.

Right here, featured only on the Madhouse.

Also, I'd like to thank Ted.

Ted, yeah, Ted, he's our guy here.

He provides our voice here and helps us out with our free speech.

Excellent calling tonight, Ted.

Oh, yeah, man.

Good stuff, Ted.

Thanks so much, man, for all you do.

Now looking forward to this new group of friends we got here

and this prankcall.info thing we got going on.

So y'all stay tuned for more information and be looking out

because we got good things lined up right here in the madhouse for you.

Yes, sir.

And a group of fun friends all hanging out.

Yes, sir.

And I'd like to thank Chuck, also, and our good old friend, the Warrior.

He's been with us for a long time.

Welcome back, Warrior.

Thank you so much.

Also, I'd like to thank all our friends out there listening, especially you, our listeners,

because it's all about you.

Every week we do this, we pay, and you get to tune in for free and share the laugh

and call in on our toll-free line and show us what's going on in your part of the world.

Why?

Why? Because we love you.

And most of all, our hermano, our fearless leader, Generalissimo of the Madhouse.

Thank you so much, Carlito, man.

We love you, man.

Thanks so much for being the ever-ready, dependable, fun show that you always are.

Everybody knows the Madhouse is always in business.

Everybody knows.

And I hope everybody had a wonderful Thanksgiving out there.

That's right.

And we had an excellent Thanksgiving here.

Carlito had about four meals in one day.

Oh, God.

I couldn't move.

But, hey, that's what Thanksgiving is all about, man.

I had a lot of turkey and rice and beans.

Also, we had a special listener.

That's right, man.

I had a special listener tune in tonight from Indonesia.

If you're still listening out there, Yanni, thank you so much.

Big Carlito, the man, man.

He was right over to you, big brother.

Hey, thank you, man.

Back to me in the studio.

Yeah, definitely thanks to Lonesome Loser.

Came through with the numbers tonight, man.

Good stuff.

Lonesome Loser has been on his game.

Thank you for reading my mind.

Thank you so much.

No problem, man.

Lonesome has been coming through with really good numbers the last several weeks.

Good work.

Kudos to you.

Lonesome Loser gets two gold stars, and he wins the gold star competition for tonight.

Sorry, Ted, but Lonesome Loser wins again.

Ha, ha, ha, ha.

Yeah!

You know, Ted, maybe if you try harder next time.

I was kidding, man.

Yeah, I do want to thank you, too.

Yeah.

I'm kidding.

I want to thank Ted for calling in, like Milkman said already, but that was some good calls.

Lego called in.

Jonathan called in.

Everyone else who called in.

Everyone who listened.

Saigon says he drank too much beer on Thanksgiving and could only have one serving of turkey.

Well, what kind of Thanksgiving is that?

Wow.

Gatling is saying that we're the man.

Well, hey, you're the man, too, Gatling.

Thanks, man.

You're the man.

Playing.

Thank you, Tuck, for being on.

Tuck, when's the next one?

I'd like that.

Be sure to check out Revolutuck.

Should be on.

Is there another show on Sunday, Revolutuck?

Sunday.

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

All right, good.

Good. We'll be listening to that.

We'll be listening to that.

2.30 Eastern.

2.30 Eastern. That's a weird time to start, but okay.

2.30 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

The Tuckolution will be on the line on prankcall.info.

And, yeah, Ted and Tuck have been working hard on that new stream, which is great.

Good news.

I know that we're trying to get on iTunes Radio, which would be a very good thing.

A lot of potential listeners there.

So hopefully that works out.

I'm looking forward to that, man.

Good deal.

That's so exciting.

That would be great.

That would be terrific.

Please thank DJ Glow Worm also for his return appearance tonight.

Thank you so much, DJ Glow Worm.

That's right.

And stay tuned to the Madhouse for some more fun because DJ Glow Worm is back.

Yeah, he is.

Hopefully he'll be more of a regular presence.

We say that every time he calls in.

Let's see if he comes through.

And everybody in the chat rooms, like I already said.

And, yeah, and the Warrior, of course.

All of you.

Good show tonight, everybody.

Good effort.

We couldn't have done it without all of you.

Thank you so much.

That was great

We're out of here

We'll catch you next week

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