2008-01-31 Show

Who the fuck is this?

Listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

You motherfucking prick!

What's going on, everybody?

Madhouse Radio is back on the air, back again.

We're on the live, finally, tonight.

10.14 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

That would make it 7.14 p.m. on the West Coast.

And it's another Madhouse show here.

January 31st, the last day of January.

Means tomorrow will be the 1st of February.

All right, man.

My favorite month of the year is February.

february yeah thanks for joining us on the extended madhouse family of course here tonight

milkman is not yet in i have not spoken to him today but i'm assuming he's gonna make it here

shortly in the meantime i do see we have tuck and brandon vegas checking in at the moment what's

going on folks how you guys doing yeah i'm so happy i made a big deal about that anyway so yeah

we have tuck and brandon vegas here going to be joining us ted webb will be here as well with us

tonight milkman will join us shortly i'm sure of it want some losers in the house that's all we

really need to get uh get going for a show um thank you everybody listening to us watching us

watching me that is live on syndicate radio tonight syndicate radio.tv is the spot for your

syndicate needs god i love root beer nothing burps better than root beer folks of course we are also

Also on 98.6 ML tonight.

98.6 ML.

Website madhouselive.com.

Be sure to check that out.

And, of course, we are also on prankcall.info radio.

I still don't know exactly what the URL is.

Tuck, are you back yet to give us that URL, man?

Are you there?

Sir, sir, sir, sir, sir.

I don't understand.

He don't hear me.

Why he don't hear me?

I don't know what's wrong with these guys.

Tuck, are you there?

Brandon Vegas, are you guys there?

you guys are barely audible but you're there try to speak up a little bit i finally turned the feed

on sorry about that my bad but the show's on we're live tuck you sound like you're far away

huh you both sound like you're far away what's going on with you guys tuck brandon did i do

something i don't know what's going on tuck fix your shit brandon fix your shit both of you fix

your shit anyway so uh they'll be joining us shortly anyway you want to if you want to join

me tonight if you want to uh you know join in on the buffoonery we always have a good show here

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And there we go.

Excitement tonight.

Yeah, Tuck, I see you chatting.

I mean, you're coming out, but it's like you're turned way the fuck down.

I don't understand.

Very quiet.

And Brandon isn't saying anything, so I don't know if it's an isolated problem or what.

Tell you what, Tuck, get out and get back in or something, man.

Try that.

Get out of the room and get back in.

I don't know.

Whatever.

In the news, I was, you know, just watching.

I didn't see the new episode of Lost.

The season premiere was tonight.

I have it recorded on my DVR.

We'll definitely be checking that out after the show tonight.

I did just finish watching the Democratic debate between Obama, Barack Obama that is,

and Hillary Clinton, Senator Clinton.

Very interesting indeed.

The phone is ringing now.

A wireless caller of some sort.

Let's take a call and see where this goes.

It's radio. You're on the air.

Jonathan.

What's up?

What's going on? Who's this?

You used to be?

All right, cool.

Yeah.

That's awesome.

Since when did you stop being and now you're used to be?

Like what did you used to be exactly?

Okay, and now you're just my ex like nothing. All right. Well, that's that's sad

There's a reason what let me turn this mic up. There's a reason why you stop using the name

Why why'd you stop being why are you why you're used to be why the past tense now? What happened exactly lose a dog?

That's cool, yes and it gets cool man, I like syndicate bro, it's cool. Yeah. Yeah, well, I hope you fine

I hope you get your name back and shit, you know

Because people just call and, you know, go around and say, hey, you, hey, you.

And after a while, I get tired of it.

You know, you get tired of it.

Yeah.

You know, I'm not to be called by my name, Carlito.

I don't want people to just say, hey, guy, or hey, you, hey, boss, hey, chief.

You know, I don't know.

You know, you hate it when people say that.

You know, when they start going, hey, boss, thanks, boss.

Hey, chief.

Yeah, like people in the subway.

Florida, we don't have subways.

We have water under us.

But I suppose in New York, people, what, they call you chief and stuff?

Boss?

Well, brother?

Yeah.

Those guys are like my friend, my friend all the time

Nah, nah, nah, none of that

None of that, none of that

You wouldn't go to war for me, why would you?

You got a point, right?

I'm making assumptions

Just, you know, call me sir, that's fine

And the worst is people that say son

They call you, you know, what's up son?

I'm not your son, I'm not your son

You're not my damn dad

My dad, my dad

Alright, hey, it's good talking to you, man

Hello, this is Sean

I'm Eli Manning

Eli Manning?

Good luck, fuck Sunday then

Hi man

So I'm assuming you're a Giants fan then?

Yep, look at the cam

Yeah, you know, I was a fan of the Giants when I was a kid.

I was very happy when they won the Super Bowl in 90.

Was it 90 or 91 they won, right?

I don't know.

I was born in the 80s.

Well, the last one they won in 91, I was like 11 years old.

I remember seeing that.

I was excited.

It was a good Super Bowl.

They beat the Bills, you know.

And I know they made it a few years ago, like in 2002,

and they got their asses kicked by the Ravens, I think, or something.

All right, man.

Yeah, well, go Giants, you know.

Awesome, bro.

Take care, bro.

Support the dream.

Yeah, that's right.

You know, who knows?

Maybe it's the Patriots' time.

Maybe they're due for a loss, you know?

I love it.

I love those faggot Patriots to lose.

I wish, I hope to God the Giants would beat them.

You know, it probably won't happen.

Yeah, it would be like a Boston Yankees thing, but I'm a boss of them when it comes to baseball.

Okay, so baseball, you go with the New England states for baseball.

When it comes to football, you're sticking with New York, man.

Yeah, and that's why I like New York, too.

Technically, it's Jersey, right?

Don't they play in Jersey anyway?

Yeah.

They play in New York.

He used to be on the line.

Now he's not anymore.

You can be if you want.

You could be.

You know what?

You will be on the line.

Again, that toll-free line if you want to call in as well is 1-888-278-8509.

I'm just going to take a look here real quick.

See if I can reset the conference here for talking to the other kids there,

the other girls in the conference room,

since they don't seem to have their act straight tonight hang on gentlemen i'm fixing it now

i think i fixed it talk try to talk now maybe you can talk man give it a shot why don't you

i think it's just team speak that's messed up that sucks worst night ever well here we go got

an article here canada's prince of pot is going to prison canada's so-called prince of pot is

planning for prison after reaching that's really fucked up to say canada's so-called prince of pot

pot is planning for prison canada's so-called prince of pot is planning for prison canada's

so-called prince of pot is planning for prison that's that's very you gotta know what you're

doing when you're reading an article like that on the air after reaching a plea bargain there's

another p right there plea another plea bargain with u.s officials over his internet sales

of marijuana seeds uh he remains defiant despite the prospect of serving a five-year jail term

The chairman has no regrets over his pot-promoting antics throughout the years.

He reported he's really pleased and proud of what he's done,

and he wishes that he could have done more to piss the United States government off, actually.

Oh, cool, man. Awesome.

So apparently he's in trouble for mailing out pot seats from Canada to the United States.

And what are they going to do, deport him or something?

I don't understand. I don't want to read this article here.

I didn't read it before the show, so I'm not going to subject you to me reading some stupid article like that.

we do have a you know request requested pranks are here i see rye on the madhouse website has

sent one in uh sent a number for a creepy bisexual that posted their number on a forum

uh a lonely person and left their cell phone number well that's cool i don't know the name

though but we'll we'll try rye if you're still out there man if you know the name of this uh

so-called bisexual let me know uh let me know if they put a name in their username or something

phone maybe they you know let me know if it was guest or maybe maybe we'll at least have a name

uh let's see here what else do i got i had another submission here i don't know where it is now okay

yeah yeah yeah yeah here we go here we go uh also be sure to listen tomorrow night to zolar vision

zola will be on tomorrow night at 10 p.m eastern i think or did he just say earlier that he's not

going to be on his normal time i don't know maybe he'll call in and let us know maybe he'll message

me for some reason i want to say that zolar is not on on his regular time tomorrow unless i'm

wrong i think i heard you heard him just mention that a little bit ago my bad if not uh we got a

a number for a guy named victor victor albanese is his name uh let's see here he's uh he thinks

he's better than everybody else he's 36 years old and uh while he was on his lunch break uh at work

um at mcdonald's he got beat up by a 15 year old because he tried to steal his french fries

and the kid punched him in the balls dumped the soda on him and then threw a ketchup packet at

his head now it'll get you he's also very cheap he doesn't keep ketchup in his house but he has

tons of packages of mcdonald's ketchup and that's what he uses instead of buying a bottle of ketchup

i don't use much ketchup i have a big bottle of ketchup i bought like a costco or something like

that and it's still in the fridge and it's probably bad by now i just i'm like i'm not a

ketchup fan every once in a while i'll put some ketchup in the palm of my hand and i'll lick it

off it's fun to do tuck are you there yet man am i still here by myself god damn it whatever

whatever we'll keep working here with this this is where we get uh we've got hit your head music

here in new zealand actually yeah we got a few uh international numbers i don't have an international

card until cards since milkman's not around i could try to call milkman i'm gonna try to call

milkman on the secret line the secret mouth line maybe he'll answer tonight last week he didn't

he did answer eventually last week this this shows is turning into one of those things you know

as per usual here modus operandi where's milkman out here milkman there we go man milk i got out

speakerphone appearance here milkman hey man you're on the way home well i know what's wrong

you're in southern california that's your problem right there okay all right well hey hey call call

hey milkman call the studio all right we'll put you on the air for your drive all right brother

thanks man yeah all right so good milkman's about to call in while he does that folks listen to this

little ditty here, and I'm going to try to get

him on the line here. We're going to move

on and start doing some prank calls. Just a moment, everybody.

And I see tomorrow night, Zola will not

be on. However, in his stead,

scheduled for tomorrow, Butterface.

DJ Butterface, good show.

Very talented DJ.

He's a cool guy. From 6 to 9pm

tomorrow night. Then Tabitha Stevens from

9 to 10. Tabitha Stevens, you heard it

right. And then, of course, Sledge

holding down the fort for an absent

Zolar tomorrow. 10pm Eastern Standard

We're tied at 7 p.m. Pacific right now.

However, we do have the Milkman.

What's going on?

You first.

Do you have some kind of headset on, man?

Oh, cool.

Yeah, you're enjoying the Sirius, huh?

What channels do you like on that?

I'm a big fan of Sirius Backspin.

I've got one number it is.

It's on my preset.

I think it's in the 40s.

41, 39, maybe something like that.

Sirius Backspin's a fun station, man.

And that lithium is good, too.

Lithium is a good station, too, man.

Gotcha, man.

Florida?

I don't know.

I don't follow the music.

I'm an old fuck, you know?

Let's start talking about the rapping.

stuff man it's good stuff the point of it that's what i do i try to keep it up keep it mixed up you

know this is the kind of music you're not gonna hear anywhere it's a lot of mainstream stuff yeah

but it you know the mainstream stuff for the most part that i play is from mainstream from you know

10 plus years ago oh okay well you know you're playing stuff

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

Hang on, hang on.

What to fix now? Jesus Christ, that was crazy.

Tess? Hello?

Alright, good, I fixed it, Tuck. Alright.

Yeah, we got Tess. Can you hear Tuck?

Is he audible?

That was you, dude, not us.

That was me, I did it, I agree. I did it, man.

You don't have it so that I can talk to him.

Tuck, say something to Milkman real quick.

See if he can hear you.

Probably don't hear you, but I better have.

I'll be on the show more often.

No, I think I heard him. Try it again.

Say it again, Tuck. I just put the volume up on it.

Again, uh, get safe, have you, be home.

Just got it fixed.

You guys can talk to each other. Brandon Vegas is here.

Brandon, say hi to Milkman. It's amazing.

So does that mean we can talk on the phone now?

Yes, you can. So what it means is when we're doing a prank,

everybody on Teenspeak has to be nice and quiet and respectful.

And wait for your break when Carly's here.

Yeah, because if not, then I'm not, yeah.

Yeah, but when we got to call it, we can, you know, bullshit around and talk and all that.

It's all good. It's all good.

Man, I'm starved.

You hear that?

I'm not that good.

Ted Doe.

Yeah, Ted Doe.

Who else is in our chat room, man? Who else is in there?

Who are those people I know?

They're all there. DTT's hanging out. Zolar's around.

Nunu, Clay, Cocainey, Ball.

Yeah, Nunu's at park.

We want some losers in there.

My walking buddy.

Carlito's in there.

Buddy's girls and all these people are in there, man.

We got to do pranks.

Dr. Lego is just checking in, too, right now.

Dr. Leglo's is checking in also.

Dr. Schmegler's is checking in also, right?

Yeah, all right, man.

He rocks.

Oh, so are we.

We got a good game, huh?

All right.

I don't have an international card.

I need to get one of your international cards, man.

I'm going to have to dig in the archives.

I got them packed away in my treasure chest here.

I brought like four more.

I know you did.

Just one up, and then I'll dig out another one.

Yeah, the one that we used ran out over the weekend.

I was trying to do some pranks, and it ran out.

It only had like five minutes left.

But I got one from Lonesome Loser here, and we're good to go.

So I'm going to do a prank.

You stay on the line.

I'm going to call Tommy Chavvy's American Kenpo Concepts.

Apparently it's some kind of self-defense thing.

Like it's one of those ninja people.

Not a ninja person, but you know what I mean.

Like one of those people who breaks boards with his hands and stuff like that.

He's here in America.

But he was bad today.

I'm going to give him a call.

Everybody hang on.

Milkman Carlito with a prank call.

Y'all know the time.

Good, sir.

What are your rates going for for classes?

Is this like a speed course because I'm trying to reach a certain level as soon as possible?

Well, I'm just trying to karate chop my boss's desk in half, basically.

That's really the only skill that I really care to learn.

Well, that's something we don't really teach right here.

We teach...

Well, you teach how to break the boards, though, right?

Um, we don't really break boards in class.

And break cement blocks?

Because that's even cooler.

No, no cement blocks, no boards.

Do you drag semis with...

We try to have self-discipline.

What about dragging semis with your cock?

That's what it's calling?

Um, I can't really tell you.

Because I kind of don't trust...

Well, what are you going to do with the name, though?

You're going to write...

No, he's gone.

Faggot.

That's that.

Hello?

Have you ever seen those karate people, Ted, that drag cars with their penises?

You know what I'm talking about, man?

Yeah, that's the first thing I did in karate class, actually.

Either scrotum, they'll pull like a helicopter with their scrotum or hang by a helicopter from their scrotum.

No, they don't do that. I've never seen that, but that'd be cool. I'd be impressed.

Lift a barbell with your eyelids.

Yeah, that's right there.

That's that chi power stuff, you know?

I don't remember pulling my nuts up in my body and all that shit.

That sounds a little bit kind of kinky, maybe.

Can be, can be, can be.

Okay, so let's do another prank call.

Milkman, you're good luck tonight.

You're actually working out here.

Let me see if I got anything in the States.

Let's see if I have anything in the States.

Let me go back.

And I had another requested prank as well from last week that we didn't get to.

That is, let's see here.

Are you home now?

It is, whatever you call it.

I want to thank everybody who's listening to us, by the way.

Everybody's listening to us right now.

We've got a lot of listeners live right now, so thank you guys.

Much appreciated.

We are in the 50s right now.

Actually, we've got more than that.

We're in the 60s right now, combined, total.

So, yeah, that's pretty good.

Not bad.

Okay, we've got Dan Marshall.

It was sent in by his friend.

It has a fascination.

Oh, we already did this one, the Applebee's one.

He hung up on us.

He's a star dork.

I remember it.

No, we can't do that.

We already called that guy.

Uh, so let's call Victor, who, uh, who got beat up at the McDonald's by a 15-year-old

and likes to steal the ketchup packets from the McDonald's that he works at.

What a cheap bastard, man.

That's, that's not good.

Don't, don't, you know, buy your own ketchup, folks, alright?

If you can't buy your own ketchup, you're not, you're not supposed to be eating ketchup.

Don't eat, don't drink ketchup.

Do you eat your ketchup or do you drink your ketchup?

That doesn't work anyway.

I don't, I don't either.

That's what I was saying before, I don't, I don't either.

I'm not into that stuff.

Alright, we'll be back with the next prank.

of the night in just a moment finished recording you may hang up or press pound for more options

victor how you doing buddy this is jack valente with mcdonald's and i just wanted to call and

make some requests of you amount of ketchup sir that you're consuming scares me just want to let

you know the amount of high fructose corn syrup what that can do to your scrotum what that can

do to the color of your pubic hair most importantly the fact it'll make your penis turn into the size

of a marvel. Give me a call back. Let's talk

about it. He's going to call back Milkman.

Brandon, can you just try saying something?

Tug's working. He's saying something.

Ted's on the line also.

Hey, Brandon. How you doing, man? Hello, hello.

Just like Baba Booey would say.

What's up, bro?

Yes, sir. You can hear them flying, Milkman,

you say, right? With no echo or anything like that.

No, it's not.

We got a legit

show here now.

Now it's time for the international

Car, old international segment of the show.

Alright, good. Excited about that, of course.

The Marco Polo Pizza.

Where's that at? In Hong Kong.

Woo-hoo-hoo. That sounds fun.

Alright, here comes Hong Kong, everybody.

Home of the Hong Kong Sharks.

Just a moment. Home of Hong Kong Disney.

Here comes Hong Kong. Pizza space?

Yeah. Oh, the central office?

I'm calling for pizza, woman.

Pizza, pizza. Yes, food.

No, no, no. You don't want them.

Who is this? What place is this?

The dental office.

But you're in Hong Kong, right?

Yeah, in Hong Kong.

Okay, but you're close enough.

You're close enough.

Okay, so this is the dental office in Hong Kong.

Yes.

How about I see, because I had you on a list of places I need to call.

Listen.

No, no, no, you know.

I need a dental appointment to get pizza, so I called the wrong number first.

But I need to talk to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, who's the doctor there?

Who's the dentist?

Okay, so as soon as he can see someone for a checkup, I have a pain.

Oral pain.

First hurts.

Never.

I'm on vacation.

You are not in Hong Kong now.

No, but I have Hong Kong dollars.

Listen, listen, listen,

listen to me, woman. I'm calling from

my hotel room. I have oral

pain, and I need to see

a dentist here in Hong Kong.

You understand? Okay, good.

So what information do you need from me?

I need to see Dr. Karoshi.

Make an appointment now?

Yeah, I mean, no. I might call back

later and make the appointment. Yeah, I'm going to make the appointment

now, please. Okay, when can you

come? As soon as possible.

I have oral pains, I told you. It hurts,

you know? Where are you now?

In the hotel.

Why do you keep asking me the same question over and over again?

No, no, because I want to know where are you now.

If you have a call, you can come now.

I'm in the hotel room.

Is it in Hong Kong side or the Kowloon side?

Hong Kong side.

In Hong Kong side.

So you want to know the address, right?

Yeah, we're going to get to that.

You got to make the appointment first, right?

Yeah, you can come now because you have pain.

Oral pain.

So is this China or what is this exactly?

What is this place?

Hong Kong.

Yeah.

In the Sancho.

In the Sancho?

Yeah.

Yeah, I know, but, I mean, is this China that I'm in right now, or is it just Hong Kong?

Like, am I in China, technically?

China, technically.

No, who, what country is this?

You mean Hong Kong?

Yeah, here.

Okay.

I'm not in China, am I?

You said I'm in Hong Kong.

I'm in China, I'm in Hong Kong.

I, yes, I am in a hotel in Hong Kong, but what I'm concerned with is that Hong Kong is inside China.

I think so.

Well, what, who, what government do you belong to?

Who do you vote for?

What, what's the deal?

I just want to know, is it you want to make the appointment now?

Oh my god, yeah, can I speak to the dentist?

Hey, you can, I interrupt

doctors all the time at my job. You can

interrupt your manager. Play golf with us.

Yes, I'd like a table for...

1-888-278-8509

278-509

Lady, you know, you just screwed this all up.

Why couldn't you just answer me the question about China?

I was going to go somewhere with it. Can't you just answer

the question? Well, you are in Hong

Kong. Are you in Hong Kong or are you in China?

Doesn't China own Hong Kong?

It's not the same page. So then why was

it like when the British left,

Here and then all these Chinese people said it was Hong Kong. It was China

Hot off we mean what yeah, I know for what I understood that China took over Hong Kong

You tell me that's what I heard and ten years ago. Yes is very important to me in China. I'm concerned

Longs a part of China. Oh my god for real right now even have rights

You don't even have God like that shot in the street for saying something country China as they oppress human rights

you know don't believe in god then china if like if i were to go outside and say i hate the president

that they die me up they shoot me in front of other people put my body out for like three days

to show hey you see what this guy did this is you this is china yeah but aren't you afraid that like

you know you can't talk bad about your government and stuff because it's china because um i cannot

i don't know what's different because before hong kong is not part of china just 1997 after that

that Hong Kong right now is part of China.

Oh, my God.

People can talk and something like this.

I don't know how to say.

I'm scared.

I'm scared that I'm in China.

I thought I was going somewhere else.

This lady said,

oh, we're going to put you in a flight to Hong Kong

and you're going to go to this convention.

I'm like, all right, fine.

Hong Kong sounds fun.

You know, Bruce Lee's from Hong Kong.

Can't be that bad.

I get to hearing people are China this and China that,

and I hear people going ching-chong-chong-chong.

I said, that's China talk.

That's not Hong Kong stuff

Because I heard Bruce Lee speak

He speaks English

So I know they don't speak

Chinese in Hong Kong

And I get here

And you know

People are speaking English

And then someone told me

You know

That I'm in China

This whole time

And I can't have

That kind of pressure

I can't have

That's scary to me

It's scary to me

Well

Maybe I should just leave

How far is Korea from

South Korea

That's what I heard

South Korea

Seoul

Is cool

So maybe I should just

Go to South Korea

And get my teeth fixed there

I don't know

Because I don't want to

I'm going to

So

so how do you what's what for now for now what are you talking about what address am i paying

the dent yeah i have to give you this number non-search in the hotel i got punched in the

teeth i got punched in the teeth you understand so i need to find somewhere process here right

now i'm finding out you're telling me that i'm in china this whole time i thought i was

in another country called hong kong that was maybe it was close to china if this is actual

china i'm scared i'm scared for my life because you people are going to see an american industry

street, they're going to, no, well, I went to China once, huh, I didn't know this is

China, the whole time I thought this was just the country of Hong Kong, I knew Bruce Lee

came from here, and Jackie Chan came from here, and that my business said come here

to try to sell an account, so I got on the plane, and I did the business thing, but now

I'm finding out this is China the whole time, and I can't, what if they pick me up in the

the street and start asking me for uh secrets now don't you people do that well no but it's china

the next thing i know some i'm gonna get you know those chinese uh soldiers they were like all those

lime green and they got those funny hats they're gonna put me in the back of a wagon and they're

gonna start asking me questions like where are you from and do you live near next to a nuclear base

and yeah you do you take pictures of the people and what kind of planes do you see stuff like

that i don't need that kind of i don't know the secrets i don't know any secrets okay

Yeah, you're sorry, hon, but what are we going to do?

Let's start with getting my teeth fixed.

Or my feet sticked.

Whatever it is, what does the doctor do there?

He fixes teeth, right?

No, that's fine.

That's fine.

How much are we talking?

Maybe I call you back.

Your telephone number is 2785.

I mean, are you really going to get a hold of me if you call me back?

It's an international number.

It's a problem.

It could be.

I mean, sure.

Maybe you leave the number.

I'll send it for you back.

You say, look, I just need to get my teeth fixed.

And I need some reassurances that I'm not going to get paid.

That's all I'm saying.

Tom Brokaw was in Tiananmen Square and they beat him up in the square because he was taking pictures.

I don't need that.

How do you feel about Taiwan and the...

No idea.

Can you talk...

Are you afraid to talk about it?

Because they'll get you, right?

You know they'll get you if you say yes.

This is not my job.

I cannot talk about Taiwan, Hong Kong, China.

Uh-huh.

What about Tibet?

Maybe I call you back, right?

Maybe I'm a Chinese person, a government person.

and maybe this whole time I was calling to see if you're against the revolution.

Did you think about that?

I don't know.

Well, pack your bags because you're an enemy of the revolution, okay?

You're an enemy of the revolution and we're going to bring you down

and we're going to ask you about all your secrets.

I want to know all your secrets about you and the doctor.

Maybe you should put the doctor on the phone because if not,

he'll take you and ask you for the secrets.

Ask him for me what the frequency is.

Many questions.

This is an important business matter when it comes to my teeth.

I only get two sets of teeth in my life, and I've already been through the first one.

Huh?

He's independence.

I mean, they should be independent.

They just shut up.

You guys have like 180,000 missiles.

God.

Yeah.

Good jobs to China.

How do you feel about that?

You back?

I would rather talk to him in person and get some answers to my questions.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Okay, you just only left your telephone number.

I'll ask him to call you back later.

But I can wait until he's ready, you know.

No, because he's very busy now.

He has, and all this, how long have we been talking?

10 minutes and all this time?

Maybe 15 minutes.

Maybe 15, but you could have put him on the phone this whole time.

I only talked to him for like two minutes, you know.

He's not that busy.

It's Friday, lady.

It's not that busy.

He's not even going to work tomorrow.

Come on.

Maybe.

No, he's not supposed to.

He works on Saturday sometimes.

Does he do his handshake sometimes?

Sometimes.

Maybe if you want to talk to him, maybe you call back on that Rondo call.

What time is it now?

12 o'clock now.

What?

When?

What time is it now?

12 o'clock?

So I should call back in an hour and ask for a doctor who?

What's his name?

Yeah, yeah, because the lunch hour, a lot of people will come and maybe he can...

So I should call back and ask for Dr. Zipperhead in about an hour?

Yeah.

Okay, I'll do that.

Okay.

Bye, thank you very much, China.

Okay?

That was an interesting conversation with the People's Republic of China there.

I forgot he was on the line that was long wasn't it that was fun though all right

wasn't that fun guys yeah good I'm glad you enjoyed it I'm not hearing anything from

Todd or Ted or Brandon oh man I'm so burpy tonight the gas phone you're on the line

is that a cell phone yeah it's a cell phone w315 okay cool cool I got bluetooth on it what

What are you doing?

She doesn't have Bluetooth yet.

She's got to get a headset for it.

Yeah, I'll tell you what, man.

Don't do what I did.

I went to eBay.

Tooth headset for $8.99.

I didn't even look at the guy's history or anything like that.

It was like two hours away from me, and it took me a week to get it, first of all.

And I finally got it, and the damn thing was broken.

It didn't work at all.

He emailed me back saying that I needed to go to Motorola support warranty repair to get a new headset, new Bluetooth headset.

I was pissed off.

off so i so i uh new new you know has showed me in the past and lonesome losers have showed me

the websites they use to track people and i found his phone number and address and his name and a

bunch of weird information so i started calling him on spoof tell freaking him out and um and he

agreed to give me a new i'm going to send it back to him in the mail he's going to give me a new one

i freaked him out because i actually tracked him down it was kind of weird i think i freaked the

guy i think he got scared to be honest with you he's kind of like i got his personal cell phone

number somehow i don't know how i was looking i found you can find out a lot of information man

i found the house that he lives in costs four hundred thousand dollars and he bought it last

august and all this you can find out a lot of information yeah i'm telling you i'm telling

you you can find out a lot of information online you got to be careful jonathan you know do you

own a house or do you rent right now i'm renting right now i'm in an apartment cool man it's a bad

feeling because you know you're not getting any equity for that money you're dropping every

Yeah.

You know, you got to do what you got to do, right?

Yeah, that's true.

It's not a good time to get in the housing market, but you can get some good deals now.

Some of the auctions on these foreclosed homes, you can get a decent-sized house, you know, for pretty cheap right now.

I see.

Yeah.

All right, Jonathan, well, it's good to always get talking to you.

Hey, what have you heard from Pete Smith lately?

How's he doing, the old bastard?

Oh, he's doing good.

He gave me some good information on how to fix an old bus up there.

And yesterday, I stood up at it for the first time.

We were sitting for about three years before I even started.

Wow.

And it started right up?

How old was the bus, period?

I know it sat for three years, but how old is the bus itself?

It's a year 91.

Wow, man.

That's when I was going to middle school.

That is pretty old.

Yeah, it's an old wheelchair bus.

Okay.

Well, good, man.

I'm glad it turned on.

I think we've discussed this before, but have you ever taken the governor off of your

Have you ever taken the governor off of one of your school buses?

No.

Well, you know what it does, right?

It keeps it from being able to go a certain speed or whatever.

Yeah, the buses are already preset by the shop.

Buses, man.

That's a lot of stress, all those kids sitting there.

You know, no seatbelts and stuff like that.

That'd freak out.

That'd be so scary.

My bus, my new bus has seatbelts in it.

Oh, it does?

All right, Jonathan.

I'm going to move on.

I'm going to do some more calls.

Thanks for calling in, man.

It's always a pleasure talking to you, sir.

It's not a problem.

Say hi to your fans and listeners, if you could, real quick, please.

I'd like to say hello to all my friends and listeners, and I hope you all have a great weekend.

All right, Jonathan. Thanks for calling in, brother. It's always a good time.

It's Jonathan, everybody. Jonathan.

Ted, can you say something, man? I'm trying to see if you guys are audible or not.

Please, say something to me.

Damn it. It doesn't seem to be working. This sucks.

All right, let me fix this here. Let me turn it over there.

Now, now, now, now try, Ted.

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

There you go.

Está escrito.

Yeah, you're going to get the echo, though.

I don't know what's going on with TeamSpeak on this one computer.

It's just not working right.

I don't know.

If it's not one thing, it's another.

What happened to Milkman, too?

He never got online, never called back.

Jesus Christ.

Well, anybody...

Jesus Christ.

If anybody else wants to call in, the toll-free line is active.

It is 888-278-8509.

We've had some decent luck here tonight.

We've just finished calling Hong Kong.

We just finished talking to Jonathan, longtime listener and fan of the show.

And as I said many times before, it's always an honor talking to him.

It was a good thing.

he's a cool guy um you're here with ted carlitos here you know brandon vegas tuck and i myself

i'm waiting on milkman to join us here shortly you should be setting up soon just getting home

from the factory my uh sir i mean i'm i'm sick you're sick what kind of yes i my tummy doesn't

feel well oh man you get the huh yeah i got you man that sucks let's be careful give yourself

some kaopectate or whatever it is you gotta get it'd be good to go take care i think it's a flu

or something that sucks man you get those shivers and those shakes and all that crap that always

sucks i hate that yeah i feel very weak and um okay but i think i'll call in i don't know cool

well yeah i've got a lot of numbers to hong kong tonight so definitely calling i gotta pee so

that'd be good you call in and i go to the bathroom while you do some calls that'd be great

i'd appreciate that so not to take a break so early uh it is now 11 09 p.m ted's gonna be

calling in in a moment we're still patiently waiting to return to the milkman we're having

having fun uh i've got the uh branto indian pure vegetarian food that's in hong kong we also have

emperor sushi we also have caritas hung ham hostel a hostel it's a good movie and i'm dragging in

all these are in hong kong eastern dream escort service that's funny eastern dream huh eastern

dream oh god bless you yeah i just i it's just really burbotown i don't know what it is i'm full

Full of garlic tonight.

Again, last week I was doing the garlic.

This week I'm doing the garlic, too.

There's a place called the Shag Club in Columbia, South Carolina, and a redneck guy answered there.

That sounds fun.

All right.

I'm going to call that.

Ted, are you calling in now?

Ted, are you going to wait?

Should I not dial this yet?

I thought you were going to go pee.

Yeah, well, no.

You're going to call in and do a prank, and then while I go pee, I'll come back.

You're going to hold the fort down so I can go.

It's okay if you don't want to call in.

Okay.

Okay, I'll call in.

Alright, good. Ted's gonna call in.

Yeah!

I can't wait for that.

This really sucks about the radio machine here.

I see Tuck's talking, but, you know, like, my computer doesn't want to register his voice at all.

It sucks.

So, what's going on with you, man? How are things?

I'm through the throes of trying to think on more than I can chew or whatever.

Where did you take him?

I'm starting my thesis, so the number of quips has nothing to do with how much work they're gonna do.

That's right, you told me you had to do some writing stuff, right?

How many people want to hear about it?

No, they want to hear what they want.

What if Stevens is on the video here, man?

Don't you want that girl?

I've whooped it off quite a bit to her in my life.

Interesting.

Look at that rack.

Boys.

Who's that?

Cool, the bad boys of Iowa.

The original bad boys of Iowa in the house.

I'm like, oh, you know who they are.

No, never heard of them.

What's up, bad boys?

My name is going on.

Welcome to the Madhouse.

MadhouseLive.com.

Tell a friend.

Yeah, Ted, you get those numbers?

I sent you a few.

I'm feeling good about that Emperor Sushi in Hong Kong.

Those Hong Kongese people are pretty cool.

Essentially an escort service there in Hong Kong also.

Where are you?

Hey, my name's...

I got it right.

Jack, the last name.

What is it?

The last name is Gondu.

I keep getting a lot of...

Okay, okay.

Dinner with your sister, if that's okay.

Damn last name.

You're a jerk.

Jack Gondu is?

It's a jackass.

Crazy Indians.

Wow.

Who knew there were Indian...

Indians are everywhere from what I understand.

They're even China.

China? They're even... Communist China, man.

So what's the deal? How does Hong Kong work exactly?

You know, I wish it had...

No, it was owned by the British.

Yeah, until 97, and they gave it to China, right?

Still hasn't been turned over?

Excuse me, in 2020, those Chinese are going to go in there and get all up.

Fuck it all up.

That sucks.

Why'd they let that happen?

Why didn't the British hang on to it like we're doing with Guantanamo?

I'm like, fuck that, that's ours.

Well, we gave up the Panama Canal.

We gave it back to the Panamanians.

That was a smart idea.

Can you hear Tuck talking?

Did you hear him?

We're just like going off talking in the beginning of that and she was hearing that the phone's doing that stupid buzz thing again

Maybe once in a while. This is thing where makes a buzzing noise when it's doing that right now. I hate that

Oh, there we go. I just fix it. Hey, all right

How about some applause for that? Can you hear applause right now? Do you hear that?

Hey, talk. How you doing buddy? You doing it with turkey tuckies on?

Howdy-ho.

Brandon.

Brandon, what's his name?

Maggie.

What are we calling now?

The hostel?

Can I call it?

Yeah, let me get the hostel.

Hey, Tuck, remember, they can hear you now.

Hi, is this the hostel machine?

Good.

Can you put me down?

Hostel, right?

Sleep in the space.

Hudson?

Let's talk to him.

Just go.

Go get him.

Go.

Go already.

Jesus.

Tuck, explanation about the explanation.

Just do it.

Be here, baby.

Bad boys of Iowa are from Iowa.

I didn't know that.

It's their Xbox 360 gamer tag.

Oh, cool.

All right, bad boys of Iowa own bitches, but they're probably in Montana and stuff like that

That's cool. What did I say last week Hannah Montana's cool? Hannah Montana's cool. That's what the kids like now

They like rap music and Hannah Montana

Oh Todd, God bless you, man. Are we gonna keep holding for this guy?

He hung up or not? I don't know either. He said he was gonna hold

Hello? Hey, I was about to hang up brother. Oh

The people are out.

Hey, stupid.

What about Sakamoto?

Is he there?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

So, okay, good.

So, put me down for a room, man.

You call so late in the afternoon or in the nighttime?

No, I'm calling now, aren't I?

Who's calling right now?

When am I calling right now?

Wake up, sir.

Write down my name, and I want two spaces immediately.

This is the United States of America speaking.

You just spell it.

U-S-A.

That's the one for two rooms.

One for Mr. USA.

USA.

I'm the USA, sir.

Do we have to share a bathroom?

Because this guy makes a damn stinky ass mess when he makes a number two.

No, I don't understand what you want.

Do you want to reserve a room or what?

Dude, how many times am I going to say we want two rooms?

And you keep asking, saying no one's here, no one's here.

No, we are not a hostel for the tourists.

This is a hostel for the charity.

Well, I need charity.

You want charity.

You want to, you want to, and you, all the cases are referred from the U.N. United Nations.

We are not.

And I'm the, I'm the U.S.A.

So you better United Nations.

Listen, you United Nations New World fucker.

This is the United States of America, and we want two rooms right now.

You, you, come from the case of the United Nations in Hong Kong.

Well, they told me that they already gave me the authorization.

No, we approved that already in 2003.

Do we need to remind you of that?

All the, all the, all the cases are referred from the U.N. HCL.

I don't recognize the United Nations, sir.

That's a new world order.

Trouble, sir.

Trouble for you.

Have you heard of the Good Samaritan laws?

You can't turn me down.

Sir, you can't turn me down for a room.

It's the law.

The Good Samaritan United Nations law says that you can't turn me down.

Either that or a preemptive strike is imminent.

I'm afraid we're going to have to come down to that.

Sir, where's your pencil?

Nations to get a room at his place?

What's that about?

I know, what the hell is that?

He had this delegate.

I will follow.

I will follow you, not a dictator.

And he's standing there and talking, talking, talking, talking, talking.

Jeez.

He just is talking, talking, talking.

And nothing will ever get done.

Nothing ever gets done.

Yeah, there'll be a whole resolution vote before we get a room in the hostel.

Jeez, but...

Or it'll be over by the time.

And then we'll be like human slaves in China.

The resolution to talk some more.

God.

That was fun.

All right, cool.

Cool. Well, we get the dragon in room if you want to call that one.

This is more from Hong Kong.

Woo!

You know, I need to get one. Thanks, Tuck. Good idea.

Write that down.

Why is Milkman not on the line yet?

Let's call him on the cell phone while you do this.

Dude, dude.

Sucks.

One hundred.

Two. One.

Okay.

Four, eight, two, three. What's the number?

God, this guy.

One nine.

One nine now.

One nine.

I'm going to take a mobile phone.

What about 69?

Question, go ahead.

My son's telephone number is not good.

My buddy Teto.

Good to hear, old Teto.

Howdy, howdy.

Let's do it.

The Eastern Escort Service.

Whoop-dee-doo.

There's an escort service out there that really just does the escort.

Can I help you?

Yes, I'd like to make a service, please.

To Main Ridge Hotel, please.

Are you in the hotel now?

Yes, I'd like a dream service.

Okay, to Main Ridge Hotel?

Mm-hmm.

Dragon Inn. Where is that? Dragon Inn. Is this a hotel?

Yes, it's in Mongmok.

Mongmok. Okay, so can you give me the telephone number of that Dragon Inn?

Yes, can you give me, please, the Dragon Inn?

It's 2787.

2787?

934.

934. And your room number, please?

14F.

Dragon F?

This is 2787. This is a direct line to your room, yeah?

Yeah, what you send to me?

Yeah, I will send you Asian girl.

Uh-huh, what she do?

So, we charge, yeah, she will give you massage, $1,500 for two hours.

Yeah, she will give you good massage.

Okay, and then...

No, I don't want Asian girl. I want something else.

So, which girl?

We don't have black girl.

Oh, why not?

No, we don't have black girl.

Oh, we don't have...

Woman, no black man?

No, no, yes.

Yes, we have.

Yeah, I can call this number.

Any girl that looks like a Britney Spears?

Call you back now, yeah?

I don't want to talk to you later.

Escorts always do that.

They always want to call you back.

I wonder what that's all about.

You can never just call and talk to hire an escort.

You always have to get the call back.

I bet.

No, no.

It's all over the world like that.

Well, when we did the famous Jack Valenti calls with Zola Milkman,

When Zolar, we did that on Zolar's show like, wow, three years ago.

We had to do that, too.

We had to go through that.

Zolar doesn't care.

Zolar just gives his phone number out.

They call him back.

It was so funny.

Oh, man, I've got to find that show.

That was classic.

Classic show.

Ted, you missed it.

Oh, my God, there's so many audio problems today.

Just feedbacks and stuff here.

So Milkman's on the west coast now, isn't he?

Milkman's on the left coast.

Yes, he is, man.

Yes, sir, baby.

Hey, Teddo, man, I'm liking it, man.

Yeah, have a good time.

Spitality is really nice here, man.

Yes, sir.

Watch out.

More smug.

Before I depart these parts, I would like to come up that direction,

hook up with you, and maybe we could go out and have a dinner.

Oh, they're going to hook up?

Yeah.

Ted, I'm sending you Papa John's pizza if you can dial it for me.

Oh, I love Papa John's pizza.

I haven't had that in years.

I hate Papa John's pizza.

It's the worst of the chains.

Come on.

It's all watery.

I know, it doesn't taste good, but, like, all the sauces they give you with it.

Uh-uh.

Their sauces are bad.

Like, their garlic butter, like, it turns watery.

It turns into water, like, at the end of it.

It's nasty.

Oh.

What's up with their Papa John's?

It's not for the authenticity.

Hello.

I totally stole the name.

Pardon me, I'm eating in a weird way.

Of course, they go up there thinking it's the legit thing, and they're getting an inferior product.

They're not getting Papa John's pizza.

As you said, Papa John's pizza.

It is, anyway.

Well, I don't know about the rest of the country.

It's true, Milkman.

Crust is like cardboard, and it's really watery.

To me, it's really watery, just water.

And I don't know, I prefer, of all the chains in order,

I can't have Domino's because, as Milkman and I have talked about in the past,

Domino's makes me go pfft a lot.

Anytime I have Domino's, forget it, I'm in the farts.

I've become a fart machine, basically.

But I prefer, of the big chains, I would put, you know,

Pizza Hut is probably the best tasting one.

know, Little Caesars, I can go right now, and for $5, they have

a pizza already made, it's a large, a large pepperoni pizza, fresh and ready, 24 hours

a day.

Hey, how you doing?

You want to give her my number?

I'll let her meet anywhere.

You're like the king of Walmart.

I ain't saying I'm the king, but I know what I'm doing.

Yo, yo, man, I need to get up a job in there. How about you give me a job your part with my woman?

You owe me a job

Job up next to the TV problem and I started hitting it

Yeah, you're right tuck tuck getting gold star for tuck man tucks on the board. Yeah, what do they call those on here?

You'd be cool

Jamming electronics trading limited jamming electronics. I got an idea about that you down that for me

He said that this is jamming electronics in Hong Kong.

That's kind of scary.

Are these expensive calls, man?

Oh, well, I don't know.

We've got to stop doing that to you, man.

We've got international...

Then this call will be for the devil.

Oh, it says it's a bit...

It sucks.

I'll try it later.

No, don't call the numbers if they're expensive.

So you've got to...

Don't worry about it.

I've only spent $1.50.

So who gave you Crawdaddy?

The bad boys of Iowa gave you the Crawdaddy number?

That was pretty fun.

Yeah, you want to call back Crawdaddy?

Nah.

Yeah.

He works at Mc...

I have...

Is this Jamming Electronics?

Or...

It's Crawdaddy.

What's going on, Crawdaddy?

Is it really Jamming Electronics?

Jamming...

Jamming Electronics, come in.

Hello.

Please.

Confuse me, because you said we were calling back that guy, Crawd...

Crawfish, and then all of a sudden...

I said, did you want to?

And then I...

Yeah, okay.

It was too late.

We'll call him Crawdaddy.

Crawfish.

All right.

Let's do it.

Crawfish.

I thought you were smoking all that hash.

Call him while we connect you.

That's right, Tucker.

Uh-oh.

What a poser.

What's going on?

Boy just called you? Boy just called you?

Johnson called you, right?

Johnson called you? He's pissed off, man.

Pissed off about his old lady.

She sleeps around on the guy, and he's got a gambling problem, and it just keeps going on and on.

You know, it's one of those roller coasters.

Dude, crawfish, man. What about the job, though?

What about the job, crawfish?

Yeah, section on there.

Listen, when I was in there, there was a section on there that says,

if you know anybody who works at Walmarts, put it in.

I'm not going to put in crawfish.

Yeah, but no, it doesn't work like that.

It goes to, um, it's going to Bentonville.

They gotta see it.

It's gotta have, you know, it's gotta say Mr. Lukash, Mr. Williams, whatever your name is.

I can't put Crawfish in there.

Crawdaddy, Crawfish.

Crawford.

Crawford, is that how you got it then?

Yeah, so what's your M.O.?

The man on the phone.

Yeah.

Situations for Mr. Johnson.

Yeah.

Pissed off, he's pretty convinced that you, you know, you went down on this girl.

Because she always, uh, he told me that she used to never ask for it, and all of a sudden now she's asking for it all the time.

Yeah.

She said Crawdaddy when doing it last time.

There's more than one Crawdaddy.

She says some curse words, too.

Why do you teach her the pleasure like that? Why?

That's like teaching a slave how to read.

You know what I'm saying?

What's the point?

I don't know this girl, man.

She must be doing it for somebody else.

She's pretty convinced, man.

Johnson's has never been wrong about anything.

thing. I was able to flip a bitch. He flipped a chair the other day. He flipped the table

over at Sonny's. Yeah, he got the wrong barbecue sauce. Flipped the table over and threw two

chairs, actually. Then he went up to the salad bar and just ate right off the salad bar.

Straight up just ate right off of there. Took a tub, took the tub of ranch dressing with

him and everything. Did he eat the bacon bits too? No. Nope. He doesn't eat pork. He doesn't

eat pork. He doesn't eat that swine.

He doesn't eat that swine?

No, he does not eat swine.

Johnson, do you eat swine, Johnson?

Johnson!

Alright, get the fuck out, man.

Johnson, that was your cue, Johnson.

It's just to come in.

Johnson, damn you.

Johnson, damn it!

There's a Sonny's in Florida? Are you kidding?

There's Sonny's all over in Florida.

I want to try the jamming electronics.

Do that. There's a brand new Sonny's

Sonny's right down the street from here.

Clay, next time you come to Orlando,

maybe you should actually visit somebody,

and maybe I'll take you to Sonny's.

All you can eat beef or pork

or ribs. $9.99.

Sonny's. Sonny's the sponsor

of the second hour of Madhouse Radio.

That's a Chinese buff.

Stream dropped for a millisecond. It came right back up.

It's odd. I don't know what happened

to the stream. Clay,

Cocaine, if you're listening, that should be fixed now.

It fixed itself.

Your stream provider didn't pull the plug on you yet, I'm guessing.

No, actually, I was able to pay for another month.

Luckily, they squeezed it in on me before I had a chance, so.

Got an overdraft fee.

Pay it again, be cold and fancy.

Really appreciated that overdraft fee.

Tell you what, boy, I love overdrafts.

Why don't you just cut over, dude?

Wasting money because I have all this bandwidth that I don't use.

All right, you got it.

I'm typing right now.

No, I have to.

Dude, I'm like, what, six episodes behind on the podcast.

I get emails every

day. I get an email.

It's really touching, though. I got an email today.

The guy's like, hey, I love the show. I can't listen live.

Update the podcast, please.

They haven't heard any new episodes since December

13th, man. I gotta get that. I gotta get

on that. I've got two edited. I just have to update

them. I'll have to get on that this weekend.

So all you podcast listeners,

all you people who listen live, who also

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What happened on December 13th I wonder

I don't know what happened on December 13th

We had two good shows

The 6th of December and the 13th of December

Were good episodes of the show

And you can check those out now on madhouselive.com

They're available now

Play them now

Well not now

You're listening to us

So what do you think

So how long is your hiatus going to be

I have no idea

I can't tell that far in the future

I'm going to think it's going to be at least a year

I mean, that's a bare league

I've been thinking several years

We're talking like two years

And when it comes back, it won't be Madhouse anymore

It's going to be something else completely

It'll probably be

Keep most of the elements of the show a lot different

And, uh, yeah

It'll be different

Ted, go back to the computer, I'm ending the show

I'm falling asleep

Ted will be right back with us here

This is really hitting me now, the sleepiness

Milkman, you there, man?

Milkman

Testing, testing.

There we go.

I see what's going on.

Ted's got to put his headset on there.

There we go.

I'll have to meet him in the time being until he gets that set up.

All right, Milkman, I'm going to sign off on the show.

It's midnight.

I'm just really tired, you know.

It's been a slow show, but we had some fun.

We called Hong Kong a lot, you know what I mean.

Sorry you missed so much of it, man.

When are you going to be able to get back home at a decent time?

Is that coming yet?

When's that day?

I can't tell you, man.

I'm working 98 hours a week now.

So, okay, well, no problem.

Take care of what you got to do.

But you're missed here for that first hour, you know.

It's all good, man.

Man, I try to get home, but the traffic could be, I mean, I can't believe it.

During different times of day, different times of night, the traffic can be all bound up, man.

It's really weird.

You never know.

That's what I hear it's like over there, man.

It's just a part of living there.

Just got to deal with it.

That sucks.

All right, I'm signing out.

Milkman, take us out of here quickly, quickly.

please well you know i'd like to thank all of our friends out there man our good buddies here

our friends of the madhouse hope you enjoyed this uh episode had some fun calls i like the

chinese girl she did the mumu and gay fun pizza but i'd like to thank mr ted hey mr ted oh man

he's an integral part of the madhouse and every time he joins in you promised and assured of quite

Quite a few laughs.

Thanks a lot for this wonderful pulpit we have here in the Madhouse.

That's right.

Mr. Tetto.

Hey, Mr. Tetto, do you still do your show?

I haven't heard it for a while, but I'd just like to update our listener.

Here you go, Deez Nuts.

Here you go.

Stay tuned.

Yeah.

Check the website.

Check in.

Check out Deez Nuts.

That's right.

And get your laugh, man.

Not corn nuts.

Deez Nuts.

Yeah.

And what's up to Bad Boys of Iowa?

Iowa. Bad Boys of Iowa wants

to say goodnight to him. Okay.

Goodnight, Bad Boys of Iowa.

Alright. I'd like to thank our

friends here in our chat room.

Hey, we got quite a few good friends here. Old time

friends. Mr. Lonesome Loser.

The hardest working numbers hit

man in the business. The professional

confirmer.

There is

only one professional

numbers hit man. The Lonesome

Loser. What would we do without

the Lonesome Loser?

Yeah, I'm Billion Oak, man.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, D, 4, 5, 2, D, 2.

All right.

Okay.

That's right.

I'd like to thank all my other friends.

Brandon Vegas, Frank Paul, my sister, Sir Nunu of Sir Wankshire, England.

Sweet Kisses, my girl.

Hey, baby.

Bad Boys of Iowa, Baz, D-Lo, Dead, D-D, Deeders, da-da-da-dee-dee.

MST3, Clay.

Hey, man.

Thanks a lot, guys, for stopping in.

And everybody that bothered to take the time to send in a request to prank by the web,

thanks to all of you other unspoken enjoyers and partakers of the Madhouse.

Thanks so much for tuning in.

All our friends over at Syndicate, thanks a lot, man.

We love you all, man.

I'd like to thank especially you.

That's right, you.

You hear us right now.

You're in the Madhouse.

We love you, our listeners, because it's all about you.

every week we drop our dimes and all you gotta do is just take the time and join in and share a laugh

with the madhouse with our fearless leader the generalissimo of the madhouse militia

carlito what we would do without the man the legend right big guy yeah that's about it thanks

milkman man am i losing it i need sleep but it was a slow night tonight everybody but thank you

you for bearing with us they can all be gems but we had fun tonight we had some good good calls

tonight uh okay thanks syndicate for having us on thanks ted for hosting us on tonight too

on the prank call thanks a lot for joining us ted and tuck what's the deal what's what's the

your is this still prank call.info.com is that the deal or what is the url now please help me

you guys you guys there all right i put ted on me that's right because he's he's feedbacking

before ted you there now oh good all right good never mind prank call that info google somebody

please yeah tell me what's going on no i'm asking you about prank call that info what's the what's

the url for the site do you know where does tuck know because tuck can't tuck can't talk his voice

is not working oh what a failure tonight uh tuck said that the indians were converting it over

The Indians

Alright, we'll be back next week

Bye everybody

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