2008-03-20 Show

Who the fuck is this?

Who the fuck, who is this?

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

You motherfucking prick!

Hey, I know you.

I know you.

Hey, Madhouse Radio's here.

We've started.

Good evening, everybody.

Welcome to the Madhouse Show.

Welcome to the firmness of the madness.

Firm madness here tonight, everybody.

We're excited about that.

We know you all are, too.

Carlito here, absent last week.

I apologize, but I am here this week.

Making it up to you

We've got very high audio

Let's try to bring that down a little bit

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night i see i have already the milkman checking in milkman how you doing bro very good hello

milkman what's going on man good to see you hello hello hello beautiful brandon vegas here

brandon vegas can you hear me get someone anybody hello hello hello hello brandon vegas good evening

and uh the tuck the tuck man himself because hello what's up to you much love to you brandon

Vegas, Tuck, and of course, Big Milkman.

Milkman's going to work

on hearing, I guess. He's got to turn up his

hearing aid. Any second now, you hear

and that's him adjusting his

hearing aid. Milkman is

72 years old, and

he fills our quota.

Every good operation

has an old

decrepit greeter

guy who hands out

carts to the people coming in.

That's the Milkman. Yeah.

I love talking about Milkman

man when he can't defend himself it's hilarious um visit madhouse live.com that's our home page

that's the web page for the show we're broadcasting tonight on uh let's see here of course of course

of course we're on 98.6 the map 98.6 no hey milfan hey man what's up we're also on syndicate radio

syndicate radio.tv with no video tonight for some reason i don't know what is the deal i don't

understand it anyway so working on some i guess i got some really loud audio let me uh come in here

in uh the sick camera real quick see if i can adjust that here for the people just give me a

moment here and go okay good deal that should be it right there and i think that's everybody

everybody was getting like really loud audio here so we're fixed we're good talk you're gonna have

to speak up son because i had to turn audio down just to let you know all you guys out there on

On the satellite link, I'll be sure to speak up.

Milkman, do you hear me yet, man?

Okay.

Milkman, do you hear yet?

Yeah, I'm here.

You ready to call in?

Milkman, you wanted to call in on the phone, right?

Because we're having an audio show up here.

Why don't you just go ahead and call in?

Yeah, you might pick up this time.

Yeah, yeah, call in.

Let's do that.

Call in on the studio line, and we'll put you on.

All right, we'll get this figured out.

Anyway, so send us your prank call request.

You know, subscribe to our podcast.

Hang out with us here tonight.

Oh, also, we are also on the new PCU radio under new management, apparently.

Yay!

And, wow, we're also on TalkShoe tonight.

And quite everywhere, man.

I mean, this is just a big-ass network.

Yeah, big-ass network.

A lot of people in the chat room.

Thank you for hanging out.

Let me get Milkman on here.

Blowing up all over the place.

What's up, man?

All right, anyway, continuing with my introductions to everybody.

As you know, we're back on TalkShoe tonight.

We're on TalkShoe again.

they're on a trial basis because talk to you like died off the face of the earth all of a sudden

they see we have no listen i'm actually right now i am i'm ending the talk shoe call right now

that's it talk shoes out of here talk to you you're out of here man you lose talk to you

trying to it was still like all over the place right now apparently i'm good we go maybe it's

still on but hold on anyway uh so yeah if he gets i wanted to mention real quick uh milkman i know

of you been in there tucks been in there and a lot of other people have been in there on the

madhouse site we have uh forums up and i've got a bunch of stuff up there um it's actually been

pretty active during the week and i'm looking for a big push this weekend so everybody out there

who's listening why don't you go ahead and go to madhouse live.com check out the forums you can go

to madhouse live.com forward slash forums or just click the forums button on the main page and check

that out and i got some prank calls up there that aren't available anywhere else and i just put up

a classic Madhouse episode

from October of

2005. That was like

probably our third month of doing shows

like way back a long time ago.

And it's got the famous

Master Gangbang.

Long time listeners.

The black and white years.

The black and white years, exactly.

I call it classic.

It's classic Madhouse.

This whole thing. I see Lonesome Losers

joining us. Alright, Lonesome, what's up?

We got a buzz on the phone here.

I wanted to show everybody real quick who's able to see us on cam.

I don't know if you can or not, but if you can, in the background here,

you see what I spent $20 on this at a recent convention here in town.

This is a Fidel Castro action figure.

It's actually a little doll of Fidel Castro.

It comes with a little stand, and he's in his little military thing, and he's got a pose.

I'm telling you, it's got the beard and everything.

Yeah, and the back of it's actually got his story.

Let me see.

It's by Blitzkrieg Toys.

Blitzkrieg as in Lightning War from the world-famous Hitler.

That guy, that's the...

Anyway, it's got the story of...

I mean, here's an excerpt of the back of this box of Fidel El Comandante here, just to read for you.

after his release from prison fidel castro ruiz fled cuba and went into exile in mexico

where he founded the 26th of july movement while in mexico he planned his revolutionary return to

cuba in order to fight against the government of fluhencio batista wow that's awesome man i paid

20 bucks for this i said it's like i got i was like i didn't know they actually made a

a doll of fidel castro they had hitler they had a fdr and a wheelchair and i saw fidel i was like

i got i gotta get fidel man gotta get fidel they got him there with a little colostomy bag

should have yeah the updated version you know he has the little colostomy bag that

the tides to the side to the side of the doll you know under five dollars extra yeah exactly

No, you want him in prime, you got a little filter for your cigar now.

With the red Adidas sweatsuit that he was wearing in those pictures

that came out right after he had surgery.

The Cohiba filtered model.

Yeah, he doesn't smoke cigars, though.

He hasn't smoked cigars in like 30 years, he says.

That would be a catch, man.

What the hell, I'm a grinchy guy anyway.

Yeah, I'm still coughing, actually.

I'm still, I was really sick last week.

I mean, Tuesday through Thursday last week were a fog.

That's why I couldn't do a show.

I barely had the energy to come online and let, you know, Milkman and others know.

Thank God they gave you some drugs, man, because, like, you couldn't even talk.

You're like, you gotta shut up.

I couldn't talk, and I still have problems talking, so we'll see how long I can go tonight.

I just, like, cough a lot, and I'll have to go on mute, so everybody watch out for that.

It was worse, though.

It was nonstop.

He was really a bad chick.

Every day has been an improvement, but it was the flu.

It was a nasty, nasty bout of it.

It was really bad.

It doesn't help that I live in a polluted environment.

So, anything in the news that we can talk about?

We're still in the same boat as far as the election is concerned.

Oh, man, yes.

Obama's pastor is a wackanut.

There's no better than that.

That all is boring.

That's boring.

You heard about the newsflash about the woman.

Her bathroom for two years sat on the shitter.

Sat there so long that her ass around the shitter.

Here, Kokanee sent me that.

Let me read this.

All right, deputy said a woman in western Kansas sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years

and they're investigating whether she was mistreated.

So what happened?

She sat on her toilet on her.

Sat on the shitter for years.

Skin of her ass.

Material of the shit.

She tried to get out of there.

She couldn't get out of there.

They had to call a fire department in.

and crowbar and pry it off and send her to the emergency room

with the sheet still growing to her ass.

I see, I see, I see.

Just today I heard on the news that they're going to charge the guy

with some type of negligence stuff because it's his fault.

She's like some kind of nut job,

but he was just trying to let her do what she wanted.

The boyfriend called police on February 27th

to report there was something wrong with his girlfriend,

adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Wow, that's something.

She was not glued.

She was not tied.

She was physically stuck by her body.

Oh, that is sick.

Oh, that must have smelled really bad.

You're mad.

I'm just trying to think.

Now, how the fuck is she eating?

What is she doing?

Oh, okay.

She's like sliding stuff under the door or something.

But the story was that she was so crazy that she was afraid to come out of the bathroom

because her mother made fun of her.

Oh, my God.

What a weirdo.

Well, she deserves to grow into a toilet because she became one with the toilet.

it, she grew a toilet out of her ass, what's that say, I wanted to read this one here real

quick, you know, we're going to have a big bachelor party show next May, not this May,

next May, in Pennsylvania, looks like, anyway, it's a big show, big event, anyway, an obscene

drawing on the roof of a house caused quite a stir in a northern Phoenix neighborhood,

some neighbors found it funny, others were offended, anyway, so hey, this guy Ryan Walker,

right um his he had his bachelor party on his at his house and he's in the band and the band

members um as a joke for his bachelor party they painted a huge wang on the top of his roof like a

huge painted penis okay a huge cock and balls is what they put up there so and and it went it went

on for uh a few weeks i believe let me see if i can find out here no one no one figured like

Like, someone finally figured it out, like, a few weeks after the fact, apparently.

Some neighbors were offended.

Some weren't, you know.

I mean, like, some of the neighbors were like, yeah, whatever, you know, it happens.

It's a joke, haha.

And he said he was going to pull it down, but apparently it was up there for a while.

So that's a pretty funny joke to do to somebody.

You know, you'd be being a big cock on the top of his house for his bachelor party.

That's something right there.

That's something.

That's mean, though, man.

But anyway, and we're being told that her boyfriend brought her food every day in the bathroom and helped her get dressed.

That part I never heard.

I've had that and wondered all along.

I was like, well, must be.

And to get dressed, what did she do?

She sat on the shed or what did she do, like throw a blanket or something?

Just change her top probably is what I guess.

I don't know.

That's the only thing I can figure that it would be.

Whatever.

Put another underwear around her legs.

She gave her a quick, you know, gave her a quick sponge bath

and, you know, wrapped a new blanket around her or something.

Jesus Christ.

Wow, that's gross, man.

Why don't we have numbers for these people?

You know, we need numbers for, you know, people like this.

Yeah, that'll never happen, man.

Anyway, this one here reminds me of, and I've got the phone number for them,

but this one here reminds me of Jack Masterson, an all-you-can-eat buffet.

We're going to call them next year.

This is the first call of the night.

The Manchuria Restaurant.

Apparently, a 265-pound man said that the restaurant in Louisiana overcharged him for his trips to the buffet,

then banned him and a relative because of how much they consumed during their visits.

Apparently, they got a bill for $46.40 that's double the buffet price for two adults.

And they complain, and the quote here says, she says, y'all fat and y'all eat too much.

I was stunned that somebody would say that.

I ain't that fat.

I only weigh 277 pounds.

Come on.

He checked all the work for $182.

I want the pounds just like you do.

The agreement over the bill got heated.

Police were called.

The police report states the disagreement was settled when the restaurant said the bill was a mistake to appease the guy, and the meal was free.

The guy insisted on paying but was told never to come back, apparently.

So, they ate so much food, man.

That's something, that's something.

I've eaten a lot of food at a buffet before, but I'll tell you what, I have never ever been kicked out or charged extra at the buffet.

thing you know why is this got a buzz for it man yeah yeah it's it's on my end i got a buzz online

who you got in the line milkman we got on the line with me tonight hey what's going on sweet

kisses i presume how you doing lady good good good yeah yeah what's your puppy status right

now any puppies for sale york so you'll have yorkie puppies for sale huh how much oh around

We're on Mother's Day.

See, everybody, what a great idea for a Mother's Day present here.

Yogi puppies, and they got their papers.

Well, not their papers, but their purebred that they're being.

They have papers.

You've got to pay $12 to get them ready.

Okay.

All right.

How much do you sell puppies for?

$500.

$500, $600.

How long do you keep them past 12 weeks?

If I keep them past 12, the price goes up.

The price goes up for 12 weeks.

I have to give it up.

Okay.

All right.

Just curious.

Just curious to know.

Okay.

So there you go, everybody.

Everybody, get with Milkman and Sweet Kisses at SweetKisses.com if you are interested.

For their last litter.

Yeah, right.

Wow, Biggie Pup's got final litter.

Final?

She's retiring?

Okay.

Wow.

How many litters has she been through with you?

This will be her third.

Third litter, wow.

She's going to be bringing in about 20 puppies in her life.

And how many puppies per litter?

Seven in the first litter and six in the second.

Thirteen.

So she's going to bring in about another six or seven.

13 times 500, 600, I don't know.

That's a lot of, that's a pretty good amount of money for her.

She's already walking around bowing at Carly, you know.

Wow.

That too, she was on her back so much.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow, that's lazy.

That is not my shoulder, not her back.

All right, so now we're talking about dog, slut, slutty dog sex.

Okay, hey, we're calling the buffet.

Hey, Jack Masterson, look, I've got my Jack Masterson marker.

Oh, boy.

Here comes an extension to all the podcast listeners out there who might be listening to this episode at their leisure later on in the future.

Why don't you listen to us live some Thursday nights at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time here over at madhouselive.com.

We're going to open up the lines here a little later.

I know Zolar will probably be on tomorrow.

I'll wait for confirmation, but Zolar, Zolar Vision, will be on tomorrow at 10 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, 24 hours from now, SyndicateRadio.tv.

It was awesome.

I told, I was saying before, I found a huge archive of edited Madhouse shows from the first episode all the way until the middle of 2006.

They're edited.

They're ready to go.

It was first starting, and we've got Reclute doing pranks.

I mean, that's, back then, we were, like, raw.

This show was like, the quality wasn't as good as this, as I hear the buzz in the background.

But anyway, the quality of the show itself wasn't as good as this.

But it was actually, you know, some of the pranks were really raw.

And the whole Master Gangbang is on that.

You know, I really, maybe I should play that tonight.

That is an old, old classic.

And members of the militia know that the Prank Master skit was a great one.

Be back on the computer so you can hear it too.

Because that's nostalgia.

I haven't heard that in a while, but I made available the episode from October 2005 where that happened in its entirety, uncut.

You can hear.

We'll explain it later, but anyway.

All you have to do is just join the forums, and then they can get it.

Don't even join the forums.

You know what?

Just go and visit the forums, and if you want to join, you join.

If you're not, you can go in there.

You can go to the Madhouse Vault in the forums, and while you're at it, register and post a quick what's up.

We've got a lot of video in there and a lot of different topics and a lot of prank calls that you can't find anywhere else,

not even on the site, not on the station here.

They're not in rotation.

They're nowhere else except for the forums.

You go to the Madhouse Vault, you'll see what I mean.

Some good pranks there that haven't even been played on this show since they were done.

That's the spot for that.

That is the underground, the Madhouse Underground.

Don't forget, man, to check it out because there's a lot of good shit there, man.

Yeah, that's good.

If you're hard of hearing, stop by and say hi.

How many people we got?

I think the stream is buffering right now.

Anyway, I'm trying to get a quick tally here of how many people we got.

We've got...

How many people do we know we are?

Syndicate, we've got 18.

We've got 15 on the mouth.

That's...

What's that?

31?

31.

We got another 4 on the new PCU.

That's 35.

I don't...

And if we had that with whatever we have on Justin that I don't know, then, yeah.

So, we're probably running at least...

That's what we usually get here live.

I'd say that the vast majority of our audience is actually now on the podcast and they listen out there on their own time.

We have over 160, if we want to count nickels and dimes, we have over 160 subscribers to the podcast.

So if you're interested, if you've heard of the word podcast, don't even know what it is, just go to madhouselive.com, check out the podcast.

You get all the information you need right there, okay?

I want to say what's up to Quackmaster, who's just been favorited on our channel on Justin.TV.

Quackmaster, welcome to the Madhouse family.

Tell your friends and everybody you know to listen to us on Jurstin.

I don't have any prank call requests, really.

I'm just looking here.

I'm not going to go through any more for the time being.

No prank requests have been sent in, but Lonesome Loser, of course, is confirming numbers away.

We've got quite a few of them here.

Anyway

that could be his hunger.

His stomach is growling.

Now I hear it.

Yeah, shit.

He needs to sound.

Hey, thank you for reminding me.

Here it comes right now.

The next prank call.

The first prank call of the night.

Jack Masterson coming at you, everybody.

Come and see.

And I saw.

And behold, a white horse.

Well, is this the restaurant?

Yes.

For 482 pounds.

To how much do you charge per pound?

I have your name and your phone number.

If you call back again,

I can't, I won't tell the place, okay?

It's, my name is Jack.

I'm sorry.

I was going to tell you.

No, that's what I'm using.

All right, anyway, we're going to call her.

Of course.

Jesus Christ, Larry.

Milkman, the phone company, how can I help you?

She's unanswered now.

Let me try to call her back, everybody.

Don't go anywhere, everybody.

The next, the next call is going to be the same call.

You know what I mean?

Ah, I get it.

All right.

This is my truck, can I help you?

Yes, hi, do you do takeout?

I'm sorry?

Do you do takeout service?

Takeout service?

Yes, do you do?

Like carryout?

Well, carry-out, yes.

Like, you give me a tray, and I fill it up with what I want.

Okay, hold on, please, because it's kind of late.

Let me ask you.

Okay, hello, sir?

Yes?

Hello.

When you'll be here?

In about two minutes.

I'm on the road right now.

Okay, if you come, because we have a lot of clothes.

If you come, we will wait for you.

Okay, all right.

So, how do you do?

I come with, you give me a tray, and I fill it up, and you weigh it?

I'm sorry?

what do you do I fill up the train you weigh it right you come to the right I

mean come here to pay and I will give you a table a paper plate and just go to

the bar and fill up whatever you want from there how much do you charge okay

well our regular class I mean our regular price is $10.50 but since like

what kind of later we don't have we don't have everything out on the floor I

I will keep it this time.

All right, so you're not going to weigh it, right?

I will wait for you.

I will.

No, no, weigh.

Sir, you call me like right now.

How do you just charge me for the...

I will wait for you.

No, no.

You know what a weigh machine is?

Oh, no, no, no.

Okay, we don't have a weigh machine.

No, we're not charging the weigh machine.

Oh, yeah, that's good.

So you charge me that box.

All right, so I want rice, and I like fresh rice, but that's easy to make.

Okay, well, you can't order from menu if you want to do that thing.

Yeah, but I like the buffet.

Do you have potstickers there?

I'm sorry?

Do you have potstickers there?

Yes, potstickers.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what it is.

You know what a dumpling is?

Dumpling?

Yeah, I will.

We don't have it.

No?

It's the lady over there in China talk real quick.

I'm sorry?

Tell that woman that I said Didi Mao.

I'm sorry.

I don't work in the cage.

I work at a farm.

I don't know.

I don't think we have any dumplings.

You're not in the cage?

Who let you out of your cage?

Who let you out of the cage?

Someone let you out of the cage?

Sorry?

Are you out of the cage?

What is out of the cage?

You are supposed to be in the cage, but you got out.

Is that what you're telling me?

No.

You're allowed to be outside of the cage this time?

I don't get you.

What is out of the cage?

What is inside of the cage?

I understand from the way you talk.

I think that you are one of those people who are supposed to be inside the cage after a certain time.

And you lay down on the blanket with a bowl of water.

So, I don't know maybe if you got out of the cage or if you're allowed.

Because if you're supposed to be in the cage, I'll, I, I, maybe, I, maybe.

I don't know what you're talking about, okay?

Don't you have a cage?

Don't you have a cage that you spend the night in, usually?

No, okay.

Well, I think it starts off from a hospital, a mental hospital.

I'm sorry, okay?

You don't want to come to me, okay?

You don't have to do this to me, okay?

Go wherever you want to go, okay?

I don't have time to play with you, okay?

Make sure, okay?

I'll have a recorder, okay?

We have camera, we have everything.

Just make sure what you're talking about, okay?

Okay.

Bye, have a good night.

I don't know what the hell she's saying.

Hi, okay, okay, I got the okay.

She's got the okay.

You placed a call.

Maybe I'll have Jack call back now.

Yeah, maybe in a little bit.

Okay, yeah, we'll let him cool off.

They're going to get hot.

I'll remind you in a little bit.

I mean, though.

Dang, he's fooled the restaurant.

She's thinking that she does live in a cage or something like that.

She didn't get it.

She didn't get Cajun.

She didn't understand Cajun.

All right, well, that was that.

Isn't that fun?

Wow, we have fun here in this madhouse machine thing.

Just like that.

All right, well, continuing on here.

We've got a lot of different numbers coming in from the Lonesome Loser Man.

Let me go to the top of two here.

Okay, so we've got American Samurai Grill and Sushi Bar.

We've got Spartan Cutlery.

Turn the music down a little bit here.

Shag Hasty's Enterprises.

We've got Fiesta, Garabar and Grill, and the House of Chicken and Ribs.

Look, man, after this call, get back on the computer because this buzz is killing me, man.

Okay.

All right, we'll stay out in Oregon.

Mucho gracias.

Hang on, everybody.

The next prank call tonight, we're calling mucho gracias.

Be sure to send your request to us over at manhouselive.com or go to the chat room, syndicateradio.tv chat room.

Also, the chat room is available over here at manhouselive.com as well.

out the links same links are there for you to visit now big what's up to everybody checking

us out tonight on justin tv for the first time please enjoy your madhouse stay in the madhouse

and house it up mad just a moment for the next prank call of the night everybody oh that reminds

me milkman what about this heather mills man she got what 50 million us out of paul mccartney

i heard his chair was stuck in his ass in court when the women will do you like that

That's

why I said separate bank account for me.

Prenup.

I'm going to get the prenup ready here pretty soon.

Well, we don't want anybody to take away the treasures of the madhouse.

I will make sure that she doesn't touch any of my prank calls.

Yeah, she's going to go after my prank calls, not my money.

The fame and debauchery of it all.

Yeah, right.

All right.

Anyway, the phone just got better.

All right.

Anyway, here, more Johnny Cash, everybody.

The next prank of the night, we're calling Mucho Gracias.

You're listening to Madhouse Radio, Thursday, March the 20th.

I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.

What's up to Hollywood vagina?

On the thing.

Hollywood vagina.

In the chat room.

The only thing.

thank you who is this gracias hello mucho gracias yes thank you thank you i know that

did i win what do you order i heard if if i say thank that i know that it means thank you

that i get a coupon code phone code please tell me number two number two i get senorita mariposa

Mariposa. You are my mariposa. Butterfly, butterfly. You are my fly, baby. Butterfly. Mariposa. Our mariposa. What does the mariposa do? That's right. The mariposa goes bee. Mariposa fly around like bee. Like that. Nice teeth. Teeth on your mouth. You have like. Thank you.

Hello.

Yes, hi.

Speak to the Puerto Rican man.

Can I speak to the Puerto Rican man?

One second.

Okay.

Colombian.

Yes, this is the...

The Colombian.

Yes, the Colombian.

What do you need?

This is Bruno Echevarria.

Is this the Puerto Rican?

Looking for the Puerto Rican.

Yes, this is the Puerto Rican who worked with the Mexican,

and I'm calling to speak Puerto Rican.

I am Señor Echevarria.

They call me the Colombiano.

What about the trade?

Illegal.

There is something serious.

Milkman, to the computer you go.

Sweet kisses.

Best of luck to you in your life.

Sweet kisses.

Are you there?

It's nice talking to you.

Don't eat no rotten eggs.

I'll try not to.

Oof.

God, that's nasty.

Rotten eggs.

Bye, guys.

Bye-bye.

If I only get away from that buzz, this Milkman insists I'm being on the phone.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome back.

Why have you been here the whole time?

Stupid me.

All right.

Good.

We're up to 57 listeners here total.

Oh, yeah.

that's an estimated amount of course we're uh we're here and we're enjoying our time

having a good time talking to mexicans and uh and uh and chinese people tonight it's been fun

that restaurant is a lot of fun i like that lady at that restaurant wow excuse me looks good man

she was not very pleased anyway we've got some numbers here for people who are over 65 years

and older you understand that 65 years this comes from our secret this comes from our secret source

the neck uh and i don't know if you guys have ever heard of us talk about the neck before

but he's a secret source here on on the mouth neck uh he's in the midwest is all i can say

he has sent in numbers for uh people who are 65 years of age or older these are retirees from

From Virginia, the land of vagina.

No, it's the land of Queen Virginia, the Virgin Queen of Poland.

We got Shirley Dow's, and it was confirmed just about 15 minutes ago.

So let's give that a call here.

And after that, we'll probably do another Lonesome Loser call,

and then we'll go back and forth and this and that.

So then, and then, and then, okay?

All right.

Oh, so by the way, Nunu has sent in a number for a guy in the U.K.

with a really shitty website that thinks he's some great web designer uh it got posted on fark

he just took it down now but here's a screenshot you know what i saw that link and i didn't click

it i never got to it it said the worst website and and yeah that is that is the worst website ever

wow like i really wanted to be a web designer dude my site's better than that and i suck

you know i'm saying anyway so we got his phone number here we'll be giving that a call that's

in england here in madhouse radio the true home the true home of the english wake-up call despite

the fact that you know that we're always copied here on madhouse radio by other people who just

copy us and then they don't give us credit for me to act like someone else anyway uh and also that

reminds me be sure uh be sure be sure to uh uh stick around uh tonight on the forums after the

the show there'll be a special announcement being post ed being posted uh that's tonight

after the show uh or you can catch it on friday i would recommend you go to the forums by friday

to make sure you see what the special announcement is it's about a secret special show we're going

to have here this weekend but the only way you can find out is if you go to the manhouse forums

after the show tonight and watch out for a secret show this weekend a secret congregation

we're going to make another attempt at the conference special that we had a few

a few months ago, and that was a fun time.

Great show that was.

If you don't know what it is, it's just whatever.

Everyone be sure to watch us on

justin.tv forward slash madhouse radio.

New news reminding me to say to everybody

so that our ratings will go up there.

Hee hee. Thank you.

Anyway, so we're calling the old person.

Just a moment, everybody, for the next prank call of the night.

Is this Shirley?

Are you a talker?

Absolutely not, Ms. Shirley. How are you, baby?

Well, I don't want to talk this time of night.

This is an important message.

This is an...

Oh, Shirley, you're killing me, Shirley.

What the...

I'm saying.

Well, what if I was a telemarketer?

Maybe in that case, you would take the call, man.

I'm going to call her back and tell her.

I'll be honest with her.

To place a call, press 1.

Excuse me.

I'll be honest with you.

I'm a telemarketer, okay?

You wouldn't even let me do it.

Funny.

What does that leave us with?

Another old person.

To place a call, press 1.

It's called another oldie.

To listen to your recorded call...

Is that a Manchester number to call you then?

A Manchester number?

I could find some.

If we needed to.

Hello?

Lucille?

Yes?

How are you?

Ah, that's great.

I'm sorry to call you so late.

They shut my gas off.

No.

They did.

They shut off my gas.

What does the man do?

I need gas.

Talking to.

This is a ho.

I don't.

Yes?

I don't know who I'm talking to.

Not even for a ho-ho?

No.

You don't know who I'm talking to?

This is hell.

The who?

Hell.

You still don't know who I'm talking to?

It's, it's, look, it's me.

It's, huh.

I still don't know who me is.

No, me.

My name is, huh.

I don't know.

Can you dispel that for you?

Yes.

H-R-

You have the wrong person you're talking to.

No, no, no.

This is, huh.

Seal.

They shut my gas off.

It's me, huh.

Maybe you know me as Deanda.

By the name of what?

Deanda.

I don't, I don't, he won't give me any names.

I'm Deanda.

Deanda, I still don't know you.

You don't know Deanda?

No, I don't.

You don't know Deanda, my dick?

That's for Milkman who suggested I do Deanda.

There you go.

Thank you, Milkman, for derailing us.

I could have given that.

Place a call.

Press 1.

All right.

To listen to your recorded calls, press 2.

We're going to call Elsie now.

And a big thank you to the neck.

That's him.

He's here.

Here.

Jen Stewart in the mouth, everybody.

God.

Yeah.

Hello.

Hello, Elsie.

Elise.

No, it's Elsie.

How are you?

This is.

This is her.

Talking to.

It's her.

Yes, hi, Elise.

This is her.

Take that so far.

I'm sorry.

That was stupid.

She actually did it.

She's like, this is her.

Oh, man.

What a great time we're having here, aren't we, folks?

You're listening to Madhouse Radio. It's 10.54 p.m.

Anyway, as I said before, the important news is that Jim Stewart is here.

Jim, how you doing, man?

How you doing, man? I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. How are you?

I was going to email you today, son of a bitch. Did you know that?

You was going to email me?

I was at your website, actually, and I was going to email you, and I never got around to it.

It was a busy day, Jim, but it was good to see you, man. So how are things?

Things are good, man. Things are good. I'm going to be back soon.

I'm going to do a show, you know, and just light it back up, you know?

Good. Everybody make sure you go right now to jinstewart.com and check out his podcast and check out everything he's got up there.

He's got tons of good prank calls.

This is my bro, Jen Stewart, man.

We miss you here.

Used to be on all the time.

He's a member of the Madhouse just as much as anybody else, just as much as me, Milkman and Lonesome and everybody.

Man, I'm coughing.

Not a problem.

Everyone make sure you go over to jinstewart.com.

And Ted's here.

Ted, everybody.

Ted.

jimstuart.com

ted.com

ted.ted

we got a caller

hello ted how are you today man

madhouse rito you're on the air

what's up carlito

jonathan everybody jonathan's on

let's pay attention to jonathan

how you doing jonathan

how's jimstuart

hey guys

jonathan's on the line

jonathan listen to the show tonight

so what's up about you doing a live show

what are your thoughts about hat

I actually got in when y'all were doing that, and I thought that was hilarious.

Yeah, I don't know what hit me, man, but just that noise.

And then these old people, they actually, like, you were, like, it was just so funny.

Jonathan, I don't know, it's just a great night.

I've been in a great mood all week.

You know, I got sick last week, and it almost felt like it recharged me.

I was rejuvenated.

I was reborn like Jesus will be Sunday, Jonathan, and that's what I'm so excited about.

Yeah, I also got some good news.

I'm going to be moving again soon.

Where are you moving to, man?

I'm going to move in another apartment.

It's a lot cheaper on rent and stuff.

Right now, I'm paying $300 a car.

I got to ask a lot cheaper while I have more money to do fun things.

Awesome, man.

That's good.

It's always good to get it.

Are you paying $200 a week?

I'm sorry.

Am I allowed to ask?

You said $200.

I'm paying about $300 a month.

A month?

That's really cheap, though.

Okay, that's cool, though.

Well, good.

Get a new place and do that, man.

As long as it's not in a bad neighborhood, Jonathan.

Make sure that you check out the subdivision, the area.

You know what you do, and here's what I did, and I learned this from a friend of mine, a Korean lady,

who was a good friend of mine who taught me this.

When you're going to go get an apartment or a house, you go back at night on the weekend.

That's when it's absolutely the craziest.

On a Saturday night, you go by and you see how many kids are hanging around and how many cars are going by,

and you look at the kind of cars that are parked there on a Saturday night.

And whatever's going down

If it's an apartment complex

Go there on a Saturday night

And see what the traffic is coming in and out

And then you get a good idea

If that's where you want to live or not

That is a madhouse tip here for you Jonathan

And for everybody else who's listening

That's true

That's right

Alright Jonathan

Did you hear about Lord Spoon?

No I didn't

Do you know who Lord

Do you know Lord Spoon from around

You know he's a listener here to the show

Yes I did

He's shipping off to the military

He said his goodbyes during the week man

Yeah, no, I didn't mean to do applause for that.

But, no, yeah, so I just wanted to say a big shout-out to him real quick.

It just reminded me of him, Jonathan.

You do that to me, man.

You keep me on my toes.

You're like curry.

You're like a chili in my gumbo, man.

All right, Jonathan, say what's up to your fans and listeners here quickly.

I wanted to say hello to all my fans and listeners,

and I hope you have a great weekend.

Happy Easter.

All right, well, thanks for calling in, Jonathan.

You're the man.

All right, see you later.

That's Jonathan, everybody, official first caller.

Finally, the first caller for the first time in a long time.

Jen, Tad, you guys going to call in, man?

Let's do some pranks or something.

Let's have some fun here.

Yeah, man.

I'm going to call in.

But not yet.

I'm going to call in a bit.

I mean, how long have you been on?

I just got here.

We've been on about 45 minutes.

We've done about three prank calls.

You haven't missed much.

Don't worry.

Maybe I'll call in in about half an hour.

I don't know.

How long do you want to stay on?

Maybe I'll call in 15 minutes.

I don't know.

I'm probably going to stay on for another two hours.

An hour and a half, an hour and a half, two hours.

I'll call in a bit later in the show

because I'm just here

I just wanted to warm up a bit

I haven't done prank calls in a while

I got you, you're out of practice

so not a problem

you're more than welcome to

Ted also is welcome, Ted if he's around

he hasn't responded in a little while

I think Ted got muted

there you go Ted, off of mute

I don't know how many listeners we got now

we got the boss man

what's going on boss player

what's up

cool man

man cool people well you guys are really choppy or is that me who you calling chocolate no i got

a fix no there was a little chop but i fixed the chop don't worry hey hey hey all right everybody

hey it's katie k yeah yeah that's the guy there yeah all right yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah all

right so we got a ton more of those old people numbers to do here we're going to get to those

soon thank you the neck in the midwest for sending in those numbers man that's fun those old people

blur a riot we've been planning that for about three weeks now uh so i'm glad he finally came

through you the man bro sorry i was sick last week as you see i'm still sick okay we got a

casino here we can call in the states milkman was recommending uh a manchester call and then

we still have the fun the guy with the funky website uh he says we should uh we should call

wanting a shitty 96 style website and he seems to be the best person around making them all right

All right, Nunu, for you, I'll do that.

And he's posted in the chat room already a screenshot of the crappy website

that supposedly he's so apt at creating.

I would like to thank everybody who's hanging out with us tonight in the chat room.

Thanks for coming out, everybody.

DTT's in the house.

Brother DTT.

All right.

Welcome back to Microsoft.

That's right.

Spring break from flight training school.

Oh, man, we'll never let that joke down.

It's all good.

Allie's hanging out

Hollywood Vanja

feel free to call in

also man

if you want

anyway

so here we go

we're going to call

the UK everybody

oh no we're not

Milkman you need to

send me the

the phone card first

if you get a chance

alright stand by

stand by

send that in

in the meantime

I'll call this casino

we're going to call

the Hustler Casino

Hustler Casino

in Gardenia

California

yeah

that's just like

down the road

from here man

that's like not even

10 minutes

Holy bog

All right, anyway

Madhouse Radio, we're right back after this

Sorry for the wait, everybody

Casino, this is Q, how may I direct your call?

Casino machine, please

The who?

The casino machine, please

The casino machine?

Yes

Woman

Who's that talking in the background so loud?

I'm not sure, who am I speaking with?

Sounds like a retarded penguin

This is Jack, Jack Masterson, how are you?

This is the end of this year

I was on a diet for 16 months and it worked

That's good

Going out to a casino for the first time this weekend

Wow.

Yes.

So tell me a little bit about your tables.

Do you not have tables?

Do you only do slots?

What's the deal?

We only have court games.

Blackjack, poker, pie gal.

Pie gal.

No limit hold'em.

No.

There's no tournaments.

What, what?

We have tournaments here, but...

Hey.

One more.

Hey, hey, hey.

Courted call.

Pie gal.

You better tell her you're on a diet, Jack.

No pie gal.

You can't have no pie gal chicken, man.

Can't eat that crap.

Yeah, that did suck.

That was a sucky call.

Pie-Galks?

I don't know what the hell she was saying or what kind of fucking shit that was.

Anyway, what else do we got here?

We got...

Pie-Galks is a game.

I never heard of it before.

It's a card game.

How do you play it?

Okay, well, you got those Chinese characters, and you, like, got them, you know, stacked and covering up.

It's a game sort of like that.

Really?

That's what it is.

It's a card game.

It's a card game, and people gamble on it?

Yeah.

I never heard of that before, ever in my life.

Pie-Galks.

It's a Japanese or Chinese?

Chinese.

I didn't even think they were into that.

I thought it was called Japanese.

Yeah, I know Japanese are into card games and stuff like that.

Anyway, we got numbers in...

I think it's a Chinese game, though.

I got a number in Manchester.

Manchester, England.

There you go.

Oh, man.

Still coughing like a motherfucker.

Let's get this call in the way here.

Madhouse Radio.

You're on the air.

I'm just in TV tonight.

Yeah.

As far as a big what's up, real quick, and let me know how many listeners we have there.

I have no idea.

Are we beating video over there right now?

Yeah, we're beating video over there.

Oh, well.

Yeah, we've been finning video.

Drop in at Justin.TV, Madhouse Radio, slash Madhouse Radio.

That's right.

You can watch the air mono himself in action.

You really want.

Just go to Syndicate Radio.

Yeah, I was doing that video, guys.

That's quite funny.

Syndicate.

We get a lot more.

Syndicate Radio, too.

Yeah, I don't know.

I almost feel like I'd rather go to Syndicate at this point.

Justin's kind of choppy.

It's kind of like, I don't know, it's kind of ganky over at Justin.TV.

I don't know, something about that.

It's not stick-em.

and if you really want to see a video i i still think the video they give me a lot more features

that i like to work with over i'd stick them definitely with syndicate i got a lot more stuff

i can do oh man god i wish i could stop coughing i lost my peppermint oil that's only this is stuff

i couldn't find it now i'm getting all nasally again where is that because if anybody can find

it be chloe maybe i might actually pay someone is sending in a number for a buffet here as well

we might check that out here in a moment it might be fun this song is killing me geez anyway all

All right, so continuing on, I've got the international card now,

so we're going to call this website design guy for Nunu.

And keep in mind, you can always send your...

Capper Weaver.

That guy, yep.

Make sure you remember, you can always send in your prank call request to us at any time.

We don't have a problem doing it, you know.

Fun, stuff like that.

We like doing stuff like that.

We'll be right back with the next call in a moment.

Have you heard of Mississippi?

How are you, sir?

Why do you want me to do a job?

I'm here to the States.

We're going to put you up in New York.

You're great business right now.

Now you're all over the net, sir.

Your thought of traveling?

I have one dollar.

Yeah, good.

Fucking prank calls suck tonight, man.

God damn it.

This shows you.

I would have hung up too.

It's a shitty ass looking page right there.

That was a shitty prank call.

I don't know what the hell I was trying to do with that right there.

I don't know.

You know what?

I hate you people, all right?

Anyway.

If Jen Stewart was here, it would be all right.

Yeah, we got you too, man.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

What does that mean exactly?

It's a lovely term

It means sister fucker

Sister fucker

It's a lovely term

Yeah

It's a beautiful

Beautiful bun

Chut

Sounds like something to eat

I would like some naan bread

I haven't had any

Any naan in a while

Gotta love naan bread

You have to get them

On that call man

I found a Hindi

I found a Hindi text to speech

It's pretty damn funny

Oh yeah

As hell

Oh cool

Hindi

We need to start using it then

That'd be cool for a gym

I know man

It's freaking hilarious

Yeah

Yeah, the type of calls that Jim does.

I just started, like, cutting and pasting Indian curse, like, just, like, really bad curse words in Hindi.

Madhouse Radio, you're on the air.

Hey, it's Trish.

Trish the Dish, what's up?

Not much, what's going on?

Did you send a number for us to prank call?

Yeah, I sent you the buffet 2000.

I think I've been, like, spelling buffet wrong now, I don't know.

Oh, okay.

That's what we're spelling.

It's close enough.

I don't even know how to spell it either.

It's all good.

I think it has two T's and two F's, but only one E.

You think they're open still at this time?

They might be.

I'm not, like, really sure.

I tried Googling it, but I couldn't get the hours.

Okay.

I'll give it a try.

That's cool.

You're associated with another radio show, aren't you?

Yeah.

What's the website for that show?

Or what's the MySpace?

It's hamradioshow.com.

Okay.

You're on Saturday nights?

Yeah, 9 to 11.

Eastern or Pacific?

Eastern time, yeah.

We're at the stations in Jersey.

In Jersey.

Okay.

Everybody check that out.

All right.

Cool.

That's cool.

Well, hey, thanks for calling in.

All right, thanks.

All right, bye.

I have to try that buffet.

I doubt they're open, though.

They're in Connecticut?

Wow.

Man, the sound sucks tonight on this show.

Anyway, yeah, so Texas Beach Indian will be great for prank calls.

Oh, man.

Someone please get this sickness away from me.

There it is again.

Southington, Connecticut.

Yeah, I'll give them a try.

You never know.

This buffet is going to stay open too late.

I've got to clean.

I've got to do stuff like that.

I'm going to call from Texas.

rents calling in again.

What's going on, Mr. Carlito?

Who's this? Who's this? Hollywood Vagina.

Hollywood Venge of Vagina.

You got

it from me

two weeks ago. That's crazy.

It's been going around.

Yeah, it's the kissing disease.

Yeah, you get that from sharing phones, stuff of the nature, yeah, sharing phone conversations, I keep sneezing too, I have to keep looking at the light so I can expel these demons right in my head, it's nastiness.

I know the feeling.

Yeah, man, that's cool, so what's been up with you lately, man?

Did you ever send me those prank calls you said you were going to send me?

Yeah.

You posted something in the forums, right?

Yeah, I posted the calls that we did.

Weeks ago, yeah, good, thanks for doing that for me.

And then I also put a link, and I did send you a couple calls.

Did you get those?

You sent that to me on Yahoo?

Let me see.

Yeah.

No, I don't know.

Someone sent me a number from India.

A number in India.

Is that you?

No.

We can always do it.

Someone sent the, I got that McDonald's headquarters in India.

That's, I think it's an Indian person that sent it in.

I need the country code correct, though.

I don't know how to dial an Indian number.

I'll send it to Lonesome Lusion.

Maybe he can translate it here.

Huh?

We'll try to have that.

You're the customer.

You can't call me Twinkie.

they eat beef in India right

but isn't it sacred

or they don't eat beef

they don't eat cow

they can't eat beef they can eat it

but they have to put it in a pot

and they kind of have to boil all the blood out

boil the blood out

it's all tough and leathery

yeah they can't have any blood inside it

there's a special way of killing the cow

they're not going to have a leather jacket

just chewing on a big piece of leather

between two pieces of bread

I understand you guys don't have beef jerky

you have leather jerky

leather

you have leather jerky

that's oh god

oh nasty

or just like those

big pig ears

like that you give

to dogs

yeah you give

to dogs

something like that

oh that's sick

alright anyway

I got a place called

Apocalypse Clothing

you want to do a prank call

sure

Apocalypse Clothing

I think they should

still be open

they're in Los Angeles

so yeah they should

definitely be on Broadway

Milkman that's

right down the street

from Milkman

dude that's awesome

alright hey we're

calling all around

Milkman with me

not very far at all

alright

alright hang on

everybody for the

next prank

Frank, Hollywood Vantage is on the line.

I'm going to do a prank call with the system.

Dialed it twice because I made a mistake.

It was clothing.

But a second time because it didn't sound like it was an actual business,

but you never know.

The stripper clothes place, you know?

Yeah.

That's what I was going for.

Yeah, okay.

That's a guy doing that voice?

That's a guy doing the voice.

Yeah, you can't hear Jen, but I'm telling you,

this guy does good voices, Jen.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

I said wow, too.

I got numbers in England here.

We got Manchester, home of the angriest people in Europe.

I love them.

Okay.

you got a choice of Edna Pond

or Ethel Hand

Ethel Hand

yes

oh there are

limitless possibilities there

okay if you go

I don't know if you're in the chat room

well you are in the chat room

but if you're by it

if not I'm copy pasting

who I'm calling

okay

just so you have the same picture

that I have here

puts an equal playing ground here

give you as much help as I can

anyway

hang on for that everybody

another prank from Hollywood Venge

or Venge

however you pronounce it

Ethel Hand

Man, I'm about to break it down, that song.

Not sooner.

I'm falling very quick.

I'm going to dial it again.

This is Ethel again.

I think that was Ethel who was talking to you.

It's in the chat room, everybody.

I need you to come over right now and use your hand.

Tell me.

I'm going to have some problems.

Get out.

Here's that Indian McDonald's.

Guy just answered there, apparently, according to Lonesome Loser.

I hope they speak English there.

I'm sure they do.

They speak a lot of English in India, those bastards.

All right, you ready to do that?

At India, everybody, let me get a song here.

Okay.

Can I kill all their McDonald's hamburgers special?

Find out.

It's expensive.

Extension you require.

Press 1.

For assistance.

You know, they can take you to...

To leave them a...

If you know the extension you require...

Aw, crap.

I don't know what they picked up there.

That sucks.

It was kind of funny to be Spongebob

and ask him how much their Krabby Patties were.

That is a correct number.

Hi, Spongebob Squarepants here.

I'm visiting from Bikini Bottom.

You know, I only ever saw the movie.

I got dragged in to see that movie

with my ex-girlfriend and her girl daughter.

Well, isn't Spongebob kind of old now, though?

It's not that popular anymore, is it?

No, it's not that popular anymore.

Avatar's getting big now, I think.

Whatever else.

I don't know what else he watches.

Dora the Explorer.

Dude, you're like a machine, man.

I am.

It just doesn't stop.

Uh-uh.

It's like a machine.

A poor wife.

You want to go for one more here?

Sure.

Before we move on?

All right.

One more here from Hollywood.

Moving on up.

This is Carol Redman and Spalding Lincolnshire.

I guess this is England.

probably

Carol Rudman

Carol Redman

Redman

ooh like the

charred tobacco

like the char

like the patooey

that's the one

there everybody

here comes that

that's right

one more time

send you my card

yes I am

and it's 3 o'clock

in the morning

I'm trying to get

some sleep

to miss Redman

if 3,000 pounds

3,000 pounds

I'm not interested

1,000 pounds

man

but that is US

probably like 10 bucks

these days

yeah

God, this is scary.

We're going to be paying a million dollars for a pizza.

$3 for one pound.

Yeah, it's $2 per pound, really.

Okay, so $6,000.

He wouldn't do it.

Anyway, hey, Hollywood man, thanks for calling in, bro.

Hey, no problem.

Hey, can I get out my website real quick?

Absolutely.

Go ahead.

Right now, it's cities.hollywoodvania, V-A-N-J-A.

All right, so geocities.com forward slash Hollywoodvania, and that's V-A-N-J as in Jackal A.

All right, cool.

Right, not V-A-N-G-I-N-A.

Okay, not vagina.

Vagina, whatever it may be.

All right, bro.

Thanks for calling.

Hey, have a good one.

Good stuff.

You got it, man.

Bye-bye.

All right, that's Hollywood, everybody.

Hollywood, Vanya, or Vanya, whatever.

I don't know.

I don't get the Vanya part.

Whatever.

I mean, I understand Hollywood.

That's about it.

If you want to call in, now's the time.

Toll-free, 888-278-8509.

Again, the toll-free line is 1-888-278-8509.

Yes, yes.

Yes, I see that.

that Ted and Jen, Milkman really wants one of you or both of you to call in.

They called this buffet that we were talking to earlier.

It's an interesting place.

Whether or not they'll still answer, I don't know, Milkman.

We could try.

That was about an hour ago.

I know Reclute is also interested in calling in tonight.

He's in the chat room now.

It would be good to hear from him, do some more prank calls with him.

It's been a few weeks since we had Reclute on as a guest.

He's a guest prankster.

Someone's calling in, and who's the winner?

It's a block number, or it's just not coming through, whatever it may be.

Madhouse Radio, go ahead.

Ted Webb, what's going on?

Jen Stewart, what's going on, guys?

How are you guys doing, man?

Yeah.

Jed and Tin.

Yeah.

On the online.

Jed and Tin.

You know.

Well, Jen, it's good to have you back on, man.

It's been a while.

Yes.

Such a stranger you are, my friend, but it's good to talk to you when you can make it.

I know you're having a good old time there with your cycling and your smoothies and all

that weird stuff you do.

Good times.

What does that have to do with you and cycling, man?

I play badminton.

Badminton.

Whatever.

It's a front.

You're a cyclist.

I know you are.

or you're going to China in the summer.

James West.

We've got a number here for a cheat.

I know Blackman.

He's full of shit.

Uh-huh.

James West is in Manchester.

He just came in here.

Wow, that's good.

Not in here, but I'm just saying.

He's a prank call victim of potential here

who's come through to me from Lonesome Loser.

I'm excited about that.

You want to try to call this a buffet, gentlemen?

Did you hear the story about the buffet and what they did?

No, what did they do?

They're famous for charging an overweight man

a double the price for his stay

because he ate so much food and he made a big hussy deal about it and they're like really angry

and i called in as jack masterson and they threatened me and then i called back and had

a conversation and she threatened me also so they're very threatening people what's the guy's

name there's a fat guy what's his name his name was let me see here what was his name anybody

remember milkman do you remember here while i'm looking for it man i cannot remember the guy's

His name is Ricky Labbit, is the guy's name.

L-A-B-I-T.

Ricky Labbit, yes.

Ricky is good.

He's a 6'3 disabled offshore worker, and he weighs 277 pounds.

Yeah, we can call them.

All right, cool.

I'm very brassy, so I'm going to try it out and see if I can do it.

Yeah, no problem, man.

Give it a shot.

If not, excuse me.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm rude to me.

If not, then whatever.

We'll give it a try.

Yeah.

All right, hang on, everybody.

Jen, Ted, Carlito, calls, stuff.

Wait.

Hike, hike, hike, hike, hike.

You're the first, you know, Captain K.

I doubt they'll pick up.

She was telling me they were closing.

That was like an hour ago.

Yeah, that's me.

You know, it's kind of weird to be out here.

It's like it's ringing.

It's like it's not talking.

I don't know.

I'm going to try to call them.

That was not the end of it.

That was fun.

Yeah, that was fun.

The end of it is fun.

Hey, guys, you want to call old people?

I've got old people here who are confirmed.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, let's call old people, man.

This is good.

Yeah, I'm on.

Okay.

I'm going to throw some names out.

You're going to throw some names out at you.

Tell me the one that you find that hits you the first.

Claudette, Richard, Sue.

I'm not in this room.

How do I get these numbers that you're pasting in?

Oh, well, no, I'm not pasting them.

I'm telling you what the name is.

You tell me who you want to talk to.

I've got Claudette, Richard.

Oh, I see.

I've got Richard.

I've got Waverly, Orlando, and Sudi.

Oh, Orlando.

Orlando, Angeloni.

Sudi.

Okay, let me give this to you here.

That's S-U-D-I-E Gonzalez.

That is a confirmed senior citizen.

Calling an old people?

Yep.

Say that again, all right?

Now listen, man.

What did you do?

I saw it on YouTube, man.

What did you do?

Eh?

What did you do?

Eh?

No, man.

Let's go to the school.

No, man.

The patient is gone.

What did you do there on YouTube?

man don't replace the call one since your recorded call number entered is invalid please re-enter the

number you wish to call same number again you got disconnected okay what happened hey look you get

your right numbers right what i think yes get your numbers right the very abrasive head like that

it's funny but janet's great i tried out one of the uh indian courses just because he seems to

Orlando Angelone

or Angeloni.

One of the two here.

Give me the numbers.

I can just pop them in.

Well, watch out.

Watch out.

All right, hang on.

Let me give you these.

Let me...

Watch out now.

You are Ted Webb, aren't you?

Wait a minute.

They're essentially...

I'm going to call that

number in a minute.

There you go in the chat.

Give me Japanese numbers.

I don't have Japanese numbers.

Japanese?

I can find them

in a hot minute

if I need to.

Give me one.

I don't have Japanese numbers.

If you want to, uh, you want to call 7-Eleven?

It's Baloo. Baloo.

Baloo? Oh, Palo. Is it Baloo or Baloo?

Baloo.

That's Baloo. Isn't it that hair from Disney?

Baloo, yeah.

Baloo, everybody. From Senior Citizen, from our secret source, The Neck.

Okay, I'll do this one.

I represent citizens for a third. I don't know if it's Continental Divide or...

Well, Dreft, I believe.

Oh, yes.

It's Suity. That's what we just did. Do Waverly. Waverly.

This is Waverly Truly.

Why are you getting these numbers?

I didn't see any of these.

Waverly Truly.

Let me send him to Jen here so he sees where we're looking at.

So he's on the same page.

Yeah, he is.

All got to be on the same page.

There you go.

Jen Stewart is on the same page now.

We're calling Waverly Truly, another confirmed senior citizen here in the mouth.

Oh, what a treat.

You're talking to him.

How's it going?

It's fine.

Okay.

You guys celebrating?

No, I owe television there.

Yeah, and much like no, they're you lying. Okay. Yeah equal not is that planet when the planets are going through a line

So then the world can be one with the world and the universe, you know

And all the what happened with your wallet man, you left it here with me and and check you say

Thing becomes your wallet found it. Yeah, we found it. You know, we founded it wallet

Your waiver it off in the back of the wallet on your wallet hundred dollars in it. Yeah

No, wait, no, wait, no, wait.

Oh, you're wrong.

A thief, you know.

Where'd you get that from?

No.

Yeah, yeah.

It's law as you return it.

Yeah.

Who said that?

You said that.

You said, you, you, you are.

You wrote it in the wallet.

It's in the wallet.

It says, if you find this wallet on a love note, you may keep returning the other half.

But you must donate 5% to charity.

Warren, I couldn't really read it.

Try over it, you know.

He's a donor.

Try it in here.

Yeah.

It's good.

It did three kidneys.

How did you manage to do that?

That's you, city man, eh?

Who?

Wait a minute.

I'm watching television.

Are you there?

Get off, I said.

Ah, that's him.

Ah, there you are.

Hello, how are you today?

What happened with that video you put on YouTube, man?

I watched it.

I was very upset.

I was, you know, I was disturbed by it.

What did you do, man?

Eh?

I saw you, you know, helping the guy.

What happened?

Eh?

Remember when you lived up in Fargo?

You said something, eh?

You remember?

What did you tell him about the lab?

And you were going to give them?

Each $8,000 just went horribly awry.

When you lived up in Fargo, you know what I mean?

And then some guy getting put into a wood chipper.

Do you remember this whole thing?

No, no, we're telling truth, man.

Why are you talking about lies, eh?

Who's a liar?

Did you take your medicine today?

Eh?

Your medication.

Did you take it?

Right?

Milligrams of, uh...

He said he had the intent to post, you know?

Hello?

Wavius Waverly.

Waverly.

Do your friends...

Even bloody hear me, bloody shit.

Yeah.

Now, Carl's name is Waverly.

What's your short name?

What's with the name Waverly, anyway?

What kind of name is that?

Can he fucking hear me?

Can anybody hear me?

Yeah, yeah, we hear you.

He's just like a rock, that guy, man.

I put a bunch of lies.

We put that boy in a wood shopper and I put a bunch of lies.

I put a bunch of lies, man.

First off.

Oh, shit.

These are the good numbers we got, man.

Love these next weeks, so we're definitely looking forward to that.

Most definitely, dude.

All right.

Let's try Orlando Angeloni.

Angeloni.

Dang.

Indy Angeloni.

Do you want me to call her from my end?

It might be a little bit easier.

No, it's not a big deal.

I just do add, and that's it.

No, no, no, I'm just worried about my neighbor.

She's going nuts.

I don't know if you guys have that.

She's just trying to shut up.

Are you back at the place where the neighbor...

Are you back at the same place

where the neighbor kept pounding on the floor?

Do you need this at some point anymore?

Your penis.

Yes, look at this, look at this.

Flop it up and down.

Look at the man behind it.

Flop it up and down.

Yes, hello, how are you?

Hello, yeah, bloody hell.

Hello?

Who is that talking in the background?

Hello, lady?

I think we all...

Yeah, we all screwed that one up.

Everyone's like, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Yeah, that's confusing.

It's like...

One left.

Cecil Woolard.

Woolard.

If we...

If the three of us do the call together, like, we can just toss the phone around.

Well, take the next one, Jen.

I don't know.

Yeah, yeah, that's it.

I don't think they can start yet.

Yeah, you guys go crazy.

Oh, he's an administrator.

Manager.

All right, we're calling Cecil...

Cecil Woolard.

This lady gets mad when you pronounce her last name wrong.

Hello?

Let's

here at the beginning there.

I'll offer some pizza tomorrow.

Two pizza, though.

There's such a thing?

You get some pita bread pizza and you can get some soy cheese or something.

I don't know.

Can you take it?

You know her name.

Give me her number.

I'll call her straight.

The Woolard.

Yeah, it's the last.

This is one of them.

You can't conference, can I?

Because I've got the fucking...

No, it's not going to work.

Yeah, let me call Ted back, right?

Because he's obviously really nagging on us.

All right.

You were calling Ted back, Jen?

No, Cecil.

Well, he gets back on the line.

I'll do it myself here.

So you can make sure you can connect with him, whatever you got to do.

Hang on, everybody.

Next call's coming up.

We're having fun here.

It's Madhouse Radio.

It's almost midnight.

It's almost Good Friday.

Celebrate the death of Jesus here with us on Madhouse Radio.

We'll be right back after this.

Who's here exactly?

Just Ted?

We got Jen back here?

Anybody?

Okay.

I can't take your call at the moment, but please leave a message and I'll get back to you when I can.

Call me, Dan.

That's something.

All right, well, and the Cecil isn't going to pick up either here, apparently, so that sucks.

Three minutes.

Call me.

Jen, Ted, why don't you call when he calls you back, or unless you want to, oh, I got numbers here.

Hang on, hang on.

I got numbers here.

Eva Cartwright.

Oh, I got British numbers here.

Manchester's.

I'm going to have to get back, though.

Call back.

Ted's going to be calling back here in a moment.

We've got some numbers here.

I think we're out of old people.

Yeah, we are out of old people, unfortunately.

Any more?

And we'll see if we get some.

We've gone through all of them.

Other than that, we have a ton of numbers that we can do.

at that time

just over

strong

although

it was

longer

hello

gentlemen

you're back

you can do

it

you can do

it

hey hey

wake up

I've got

three other

ones that I

called earlier

tonight

well I've got

four other ones

that I called

a lot earlier

much earlier

tonight

they should

probably be

ready for a

second round

wake up

send them to

you just now

Ted

when

yeah

of course

of course actually that lucille i didn't call lucille yet i did call elise though

we haven't called claudette either purge win hang on everybody for mr win

i think it's a radio station for some reason like when we get on a call jen's like

not audible at all jen really fucking stupid um let me call carly to direct you that's all

We'll hang up.

Okay.

And we'll wait for them to re-accomplish their signal.

In the meantime, we'll play this here.

I'm having trouble, man.

Like, I like smoking cigars here.

You know, but ever since I got sick, like, I'll be halfway through a cigar,

and all of a sudden, like, the back of my throat will, like, seize up on me.

Yeah, man, your lungs are already rebelling because they've just been through a hell of a time.

Yeah.

And don't forget, later on, we're going to do that gangbang call for those out there

that want to find out about that kind of debauchery and fun.

Yeah, the Prankmaster gangbang was definitely good.

Yeah, we definitely need to try that.

We're going to play that.

I got that ready to queue up and ready to go.

Hopefully we can get that down here soon.

Recluse checking in.

Recluse said he'd like to call in.

No, the phone's ringing.

Let's see what we got here.

I think this is Jen.

Hello, Clue.

What's up, man?

Busy night here.

Just hanging out.

We lost Jen.

Jen, hang on.

Oh, shit.

What the hell happened over here?

Not good.

We're going to lose Syndicate here without even wanting to.

Fuck, dude.

Dude, we're all going to leave it like it is.

I don't know if it's broadcasting still.

It's an attack.

It is.

We're being attacked by Syndicate.

Syndicate just dropped.

Holy crap, look at that.

Fuck Syndicate.

Fuck that.

So, Recklood, man, what's going on?

How's the studio business?

Anything new?

Any new developments?

Or just the same shit?

Yeah, I'm going to fucking soon.

Oh, cool.

Really?

It's going to be badass, dude.

I'm going to be working with the dude that did The Roots Fall Apart.

Okay.

It's one of my favorites.

Yeah, well, The Roots are awesome, dude.

Cool, cool.

Yeah, let's butt it.

are they legal this time at least what's that are they legal this time at least

fuck you yeah they're all legal they've always been legal the whole time we've always been

legal the whole time as far as yeah dude there's let's not let's not yeah i don't even talk about

all i gotta say all those people in what network we on now the madhouse network i guess madhouse

network i like to say hello to all the baby what's the big deal don't be ashamed you know

You know, but it might not be.

It might be a...

Let's do it.

Let's make it happen.

Let's do it.

Oh, shit.

Maybe you remember that.

Edit that out.

That's in the podcast.

Maybe I'll take that out for you.

Shit out, dude.

Come on, dude.

I can't edit.

What date was it?

If you remember that date, I'll make it a point to go back there and take it out tomorrow.

Yeah, like I remember.

Oh, shit.

I don't think I remember, like, months, I think.

Wow.

The whole summer was kind of a...

The only thing I remember...

That's it.

It's going to blackmail your ass.

I'll November, okay?

November, okay.

Well, that helps narrow it down.

No, I think it was December.

It was the last show before Christmas, I remember, as a matter of fact.

Well, everything on this network, actually, just to let everybody know, all our listeners,

kind of like nothing should be serious.

This radio is recorded for the live studio audience.

That's all it is.

Exactly.

Anything you hear in here is bullshit, so don't be fucking gay, you know.

All right, all right.

We've got two new senior citizens here, checked in.

Robert Smith or Gladys Perry?

Gladys Perry. Gladys Perry, actually, is supposed to be a really angry one in particular.

Oh, God, let's do it.

All right, Gladys Perry. You gotta love that last name, P-E-R-R-Y, Perry.

The phone keeps buzzing, and I can't make it stop, dude. This sucks.

Shit.

Sometimes if I slam the phone, it fixes it.

The fuck are you doing to my ears?

I don't know. I'm sorry, dude.

So you fucking asshole cut it out.

Well, tell me when you're gonna do it, and then I'll hold my ear away.

All right, I will do it again.

Gladys Perry coming up.

Hang on, wait a minute.

Let me check real quick.

Francesco, morning.

Why did I know you?

Call you.

Need to talk.

I had a sad one.

He's over here.

Don't worry.

Right on.

Roger, send the squad out right now.

George.

Robert Smith, another senior citizen here coming in.

All right.

Senior citizen.

Let's get some.

Let's get.

Okay.

What do we know?

Just he's a dude.

Where's he from?

Same place?

A little bit of.

Let me pull up like Google Maps or some shit.

So I can at least like get.

Virginia.

Somebody, somebody's fucking hating everybody in Virginia.

All right.

What's over there?

They got the Terry Bates there, don't they?

I think so, I think so.

Let's see, Hemingway, we've got Economy, Hampton Roads,

John F. Kennedy's station there in Norfolk.

There you go.

Oh, he liked the Shea.

He liked the Shea Fags.

He's like, you're related to the Kennedys.

He's like, really?

Like he knows some Kennedys or something.

I guess the Kennedys still have some pull, you know?

I guess so.

I got something out there.

Oh, shit.

Milkman's saying Little Creek.

What's Little Creek, Milkman?

Is that a base or is there a creek there?

What's that about?

There's a creek there.

This is a kind of creek.

There's a Navy Creek, he says, whatever that means.

Little Creek Navy Base.

Okay, I got you.

All right.

Hang on, folks.

Another call from the...

Cashmere, here we go.

Hey, everybody.

Hello.

Sorry.

Mailbox 93543...

What was that?

...to your recording.

Wait a minute.

Were you hearing, like, voicemail all of a sudden out of nowhere?

No, there was this broad.

Did you hear that fucking broad?

Well, I heard the broad going, huh, huh.

Well, then all of a sudden here, it would start like, and it went to voicemail.

Yeah, dude, I was trying to, she was laughing or something.

I guess I turned her on or something.

Something weird just happened.

I had a weird moment, man.

All right, we're going to call back again because that doesn't make sense.

That made no sense at all.

I'm kind of scared here.

I think I'm being tapped or something, man.

Oh, yeah, let's call somebody else.

You're right.

No, call her back.

Oh, we got Bozo.

She was actually enjoying it.

I got Bozo the retarded clown here.

Apparently a retarded guy who's a clown named Bozo.

Oh, God, no, no, no.

We got to call that.

Yeah, we got to call Boze.

Where is he at?

He's in California, Fresno.

Fresno, California.

Bozo the retarded clown.

Here we go.

Bozo coming up.

This one's from Lonesome Loser.

Thank you, Lonesome.

Thank you, Lonesome Loser.

Gus, in the meantime, I've got four numbers in the UK, in Manchester.

Why?

Didn't even give us a voicemail.

What a fucking retard.

Can't even fucking have a voicemail.

No, it's so stupid, he probably can't record it.

Dumbass.

That was just fail.

Some clown that is.

Yeah, I know, right?

What's with you and the gamer, you know, talking lately?

What's up?

I don't know.

Don't ask.

You've been playing WoW, haven't you?

No, fuck no, dude.

I got fucking more than a life.

No, here's what I've been playing.

I go, like, all right.

Move out of the, like, kind of make some...

Okay.

And then I have a buddy and shit, and then he has...

Okay, so let's just move on.

I'm not getting into it.

The names.

Give me the names.

Eva Cartwright, Stuart Cartwright.

Oh, we've got the King's Head Bar in England also here.

Or the King's Head Bar.

Or the pub.

or it might be,

I don't know what it is.

That's like 6 a.m.

over there.

You think they're open?

Yeah,

it's like the inns,

like, you know,

these people,

their houses,

and they have like

a car built into it.

Oh, let's do it.

Yeah.

So it's the,

something inn?

The King's Head.

King's Head Inn.

What's this at?

This is in Manchester.

Okay, let's see

if I can get a

King's Head Inn.

I actually love the internet.

Yeah, I know it.

Okay, there's,

yeah,

it's an inn,

four stars.

That's almost five.

Yeah, they got,

let's...

Bullshit to me,

Yeah, you actually found it?

No, there's this old parlor.

Dude, it's fucking like 1867.

King's Head Pub and Restaurant.

Please take some time to look at it.

All right, so this is in Manchester, which is in Great Britain,

which I know, like, fucking nothing about.

The very best in British food.

Come on, this is such a thing.

That stuff is all bland.

You ever had British food?

I went to some British food once.

I knew this one guy in the military.

He said his wife, like, it was this one black dude

who was banging some fucking white broad,

and then he was like, he said that he just fucking

pulls in a pot and, like, stir him around.

I had to teach that bitch how to cook.

Like shepherd's pie and all this nasty.

I don't know.

Shepherd's pie, if an American makes it, it's good.

Yeah, but the British people, they boil everything for like five hours.

It takes forever to make stuff.

All right, let's do it.

Let's rape it.

All right, here it comes.

The pop coming up in a moment, folks.

Hello?

Is it Bruno?

Checking in the chat room.

I thought he said twinks for a second there.

I was like, twinks.

That's horrible.

Yeah.

everybody's like

chat room

saying my

one of my

which one

you ever heard

that vent

yeah

actually

I'm gonna

get the fuck

off my

vent

fucking old

style bitch

she's like

scared

she's like

oh no

she's like

oh

oh pointer

he's already

back again

oh

I'm so

I'm so scared

there's a one

the worst one

it's horrible

to listen to

but it's funny

the one where

the predator

one's pretty too

yeah predator

and the

the predator

was like

He's like, sex offender.

Prefer to justice the people who do the work for Chris Hansen.

In their forums, they put up numbers, phone numbers of sex offenders all the time.

Oh, my God.

All right.

All you wonderful people out there, fucking, I think Nunu does.

I know Lonesome.

All you wonderful people that get us fucking numbers.

If you could really defend our numbers.

All right.

Let's do it.

I got two left here in England.

That's Bozo.

We already tried that one.

There was no answer.

Bozo.

What a loser.

Yeah, to fuck that name, Bozo.

Come on.

There's already a clown named Bozo, the most famous clown ever, was Bozo.

Why are you going to steal his name?

Only a retard would do that.

Apparently, it is a retarded clown.

That's probably why.

I was going to say, I'm going to do a show over the weekend, but I don't know when yet.

But it's going to be one of these nights.

Sometime in the week, there's going to be a special show.

And I think that would be a good idea to do, the sex offender thing.

If we don't get him in by tonight, at least by that week, his phone has got to be replaced.

Jeez.

All right.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to start messing up your head or your ears.

Stuart Cartwright

This is in Manchester

Titlesley

Where's Titlesley?

Is Manchester like a state?

Or is it like a city?

You know what I mean?

Is it like a province up there?

Manchester

It's like fucking

It's a bunch of English people

That are fucking stupid

In an area

They've got an attitude problem

Up there in Manchester

From what I understand

Really?

Oh yeah

Manchester

Yeah they're quick to anger

You saw this guy

That we were just talking to here

This guy

Well I guess he was kind of mellow though

Huh?

He wasn't really angry

Like Bone Thuggish

Did he used to have a different name?

No, I think he's always been Bone Thug or something.

Really? I don't remember.

But anyways, he's like posted my whole like...

Biggest fan, dude.

He's just going on.

It's not true. You can't prove it.

It's just hearsay.

It was all for the...

It's a radio comedy shit, whatever, you know?

Theater of the mind.

It was for the yuck.

Exactly.

For the lols, as you say.

Okay, Steve Stewart.

No, don't say lols.

No.

Alright, alright, sorry.

Stewart Cartwright.

Cartwright coming up.

Hang on a minute.

He's sitting there posted.

I think he's listening to it, and he's just, like, transcribing it all.

That's pure mouth.

In

we're giving everybody free crumpets he just kept on going like oh god but i remember

seeing all this you too i remember seeing it here and yeah you know what i'm gonna you know i think

I think I had an opportunity to cut it out.

Maybe I did.

No, I guess I didn't because he's listening to it now.

All right, I'll cut it out.

Don't worry, man.

I'll take care of that this weekend.

Don't even worry about it.

I mean, it's already out there.

I don't give a shit.

Whatever.

Don't worry.

We got your back.

Don't worry.

You're not pregnant.

It's fucking hilarious, though.

I don't give a fuck.

What are they going to do, dude?

I can get away with so much.

Dude, I can get away with anything.

Okay.

Not anything.

Not anything, but yeah, a lot.

I can get away with a lot, and I have gotten away with a lot, and yeah, it's been fun,

you know what I'm saying

and it doesn't matter

because

well dude

I had a great

and nobody fucking cares

she got her foot in the door

so it's all good man

everyone

I can't get shit in the door

she can't get shit in the door

dude

dude she hated the interns

I got now too

really

I got a couple

yeah right

Rick was smoking weed

you know

this time of night

doing pranks with me

that was the case

she'd be sleeping

Rick was the guy

who lives in a

in a freaking studio

literally

you're always in the studio

I'd

I'm here 16 hours a day

dude

7 days a week

I feel weird

It's weird if I don't come to the studio.

Wow.

I feel really weird.

You're guilty like you're doing something bad.

I'm serious.

Like, I get, I'm like, I want to go to the studio.

Yeah.

Like, I just, I don't like being away from here that much.

Wow.

Hey, man, you got that?

Whatever.

Whatever it takes, man.

I know you're happy doing what you're doing.

Okay.

Well, at least you're doing it.

All right.

You want to be there.

All right.

This is the last number.

This is the last number I have.

I think this might be the last one.

This is Eva Cartwright in Manchester, Ulster.

All right?

Yeah.

All right.

All right, no, talk about Memphis, all right?

I don't know.

Yeah, they're pretty wild.

They're like fucking...

So it's out there.

I told everybody.

This is funny, dude.

It's fucking hilarious.

Yeah, and then you banged her on the cart, too.

Didn't you say you did or something like that?

On the what?

You said on the cart or something like that.

No, no, no.

On the board, I think.

No, she wrote that on MySpace.

Oh, see, that's what it was.

Yes.

No, that's bullshit.

That's weird.

I honestly didn't...

I didn't do anything sexual with her.

You didn't do that.

No, no, no.

I'm sorry.

It kind of crossed the line in unprofessional ways, but I didn't do anything sexual with her.

It didn't cross the line.

Okay, of course.

And I'm sorry.

My bad.

Hey, watch out.

All right.

No, I don't give a shit.

It's all documented.

All right, good.

It's all documented.

No, it's not.

This is the last prank of the night, Rick Lucas.

We're out of numbers.

This is Eva Cartwright, all right?

All right.

Let's do this.

Welcome to BT Answer 1571.

No, let it go.

Let it go.

Okay, okay.

The person you're calling is not available.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Is he cut the line?

I'm like, I'll just leave it there.

Basically

It was Sunday night

Yeah

Tree soldiers

Yeah and these guys

Around there

They're fucking

The shit for the babies

In the last six months

Yeah and then like

They don't do anything

It's one like

Ex-con weightlifter guy

It's like five foot

And then I was recording

Somebody's got it recorded

I'll have to like

Yeah get that yeah

But

Basically they were like

Say you help

Give a young man a shovel

Did you give him a shovel

And tell him to go

Plow the road

And whatever

And I'm like

What the fuck

So I called up

This is brother Ross

And they let me

me on the air, dude, like, everything got on the air, I was like, I was like, I want

to say I appreciate what you're doing for the community, oh, God bless you, brother,

whatever, and I was like, well, I want to say that me and Mayor Coleman, we're, we're,

like, all right, there's this mayor in town that's, like, wanting to bring trolleys to

the fucking town, it's like a waste of fucking money, and he's getting, like, a kick, he

has to, who cares, and you should, get trolleys in Columbus, you know why, because we're homeless,

go, and I just get, and they, they hung up on us, fucking, they used to have, like,

Like, old, like, radio shows, like, every radio station had to have, like, at least one hour a week of, like, community programming or something like that.

Yeah.

So they'd do a show, like, at, you know, 6 in the morning on Saturday or something like that.

There was one in town I used to call in.

It was like a, you know, I don't know if you ever saw Saturday Night Live where they had one just like that.

It was called Reflections.

Yeah.

Yeah, I think I know what you're talking about.

It was just like that.

It was just a black guy.

It was always a black guy.

Yeah, that's what it was.

We have one in town.

It's called Community Tapestry.

Awesome.

Thanks for calling in.

we had fun as always yeah like people like it'd be hard it'd be annoying as hell if we had to get

all the numbers it'd be too much work and i wouldn't do it yeah and plus people listening

we can't listen you know what i'm saying i'll pick up the phone i'm starting to record it

all right so that yeah so i was like there's one song i'll have to send it to you it's like

website man just for people to go to and listen to man yeah i'm gonna here's what i want to do

for now what i'm going to do i've stopped talking about weed and stuff like that as much

oh really yeah because yeah because you know you know you got to move on from nothing to get a

move on but so if i'm gonna try to take this legitimate in some kind of way i gotta i myself

and just for myself because i don't want like my family to find it you're out there one day like

oh my god jesus christ did my family listen this fucking show all right motherfuckers it'd be a

dory let me let me tell you that awesome man always nice talking to you take care that was

fun we had a fun night tonight everybody we had a lot of pranks a lot of people called in this is

is wow we had a whole full play we have milkman colin uh we had a hollywood vagina ted gin and

reclute man i mean whoa i mean this is generational all we needed was annie would have been a full

full plate except unless we're gonna count cloned back in my fucking cult didn't really work did

they actually no you know because no you see because the thing is like you got to do the

whole thing with you know and i love the prank calls like you and ted do together where you do

the banter and that worked perfectly um there was almost like a little bit of a delay on your engine

that was the only problem um but but ted was always i told ted that from the start i said

there was a fucking delay and it was like i i didn't think it would be a problem and i said

i'd call him straight away but then wrecked and kind of stole the spot there so i thought fuck it

yeah a lot of people a lot of people called into that man i'm sorry jim it was good having you on

man it was a well i was surprised to see i wasn't expecting it man honestly today i was thinking

Let me email Jim real quick, see how he's doing, you know, just to send him a quick what's up.

But it was at work, and I didn't get to it.

But, yeah, man, it's good seeing you on.

You're thinking about doing a show sometime over the holiday weekend too, I see, huh?

I think, yeah, if Saturday at 4 p.m. Eastern time is good for everybody, then I'll do a Ventrilo show.

Cool.

And if anybody wants to take part in that, you know, just send me an email, and then we'll go on.

Awesome, awesome.

I'll be around for that, all right?

All right.

All right, cool.

That's about that.

so that's

big thanks to

Jen

big thanks to

Ted

and Milkman

are you around

dude

Milkman

Milkman on mute

this team speak

just mutes people

out of nowhere

hang on let me

unmute him here

look at that

he's been muted

the half to

there you go

Milk

you there

man Milk

I don't know

what happened

see

can you hear me now

yeah I hear you now

Ted got muted

like halfway

in between the show

and I didn't even know

and now you were muted

half I don't know

I was muted

from a long time ago

yeah

it's the

I think it's not

I think it's not the server.

I think it's the actual TeamSpeak client that I use in that other computer back here that controls you guys.

I think it's just – yeah, I think it's screwy.

Like sometimes – and sometimes like with Tuck, he'll get muted, and I'll try to unmute him, and he stays muted permanently until I actually kill the whole thing.

I don't know.

I've got to read something.

It's an old version of TeamSpeak that's on there.

It's an old, old, old version of it.

I've got to update it.

Yeah, you better update your client.

That's probably what's going on.

Yeah.

Hey.

Hey, it was a good show, man.

It was a good show.

Hey, we can't go anywhere until we play the Prankmaster Gangbang.

I promised you guys I was going to play that, remember?

Yeah.

Definitely do that, man.

You've got to do that.

It's seven minutes long.

Hang on, let me play it real...

Wow, God, seven...

Then we'll sign out if you want, unless you feel like doing another round after we play the Gangbang call.

Probably not.

I'm thinking about playing it at the end of the show instead, because I really need to get going.

It's almost one.

Let me do that instead, man.

And, Milkman, wrap it up, and then what we'll do is we'll play the Prankmaster Gangbang at the immediate end of the show.

Fair?

All right, cool, man.

Yeah, man, that was a great show.

Jeezy Cow, man, we had so many good old friends, new friends join in tonight.

I had your old buddy here, the Milkman, and Sweet Kisses.

Thank you for stopping in.

We had Jonathan, Hollywood Vagina.

We had Wrecking.

We had Ted, Web, and Jim Stewart.com.

Jim Stewart was back.

Man, this is a hell of a gangbuster show, man.

Excellent show.

Best in a while, man.

I'd definitely like to thank our friends out there, our listeners, all our friends out there.

Mr. Ted Web, thank you so much for all you do.

Thank you for providing this wonderful TeamSpeak client here, server, all the things that you do for us.

Thanks a lot, Mr. Ted Web.

I'd like to say thank you very much to one of our hardest working people in all our shows,

Mr. Lonesome Loser

God bless the Lonesome Loser

thou shalt not make fun or cause any problem

for the Lonesome Loser or forever

my number will be posted in every chat

from here to the other side of the planet

thank you so much

our number's hitting in

the Lonesome Loser, God bless ya

I'd also like to thank other people that called in

and I'd like to welcome back Mr. Jim Stewart

MrJimStewart.com

yeah of course

stay tuned

because he does have a new show

planned for you guys this weekend.

Hey, Tim, when is that show going to be?

Saturday, 4 p.m. Eastern Time.

There you have it.

You heard it from the man himself,

the man of 1,001 voices,

Action.

We're going to be on this weekend.

Looking forward to it.

Thank gosh.

And I hope to see you all again very soon.

Thanks a lot for all you guys joining in.

We sure hope you had as many laughs as we did here.

It's always fun to share a laugh,

especially you, our listener.

It's what it's all about.

out it's about you every week we provide the most interactive fun food show for free absolutely not

a dime to you we just ask that you put a little time in with us and we'll carry the dime for you

we love you all thank you so much for tuning in and mr carlito here's our general lease email here

this madhouse militia thank you so much my big brother thank you man i would have already

and killed somebody and been in prison.

Thanks a lot, Armando.

Generalissimo, back to you.

All right, thanks, Milkman.

Thank you, sir.

Yeah, thanks to, again, Jim, we keep saying thank you,

but thank you for being in the show tonight, Ted.

Brian in Vegas.

I know Tuck was around for a little bit.

Milkman, of course, as always, thank you.

I want to thank The Neck for sending in the old people numbers.

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Baz in the house.

uh we'll thank kokanee who was keeping an eye on things and justin.tv uh new new also everybody

else out there has been a great show everybody in syndicate thank you guys again as i said before

uh syndicates i have a great time i don't i don't think they have anybody coming on next

uh but be sure to stick around there's always something going on over at syndicate every night

and those are good people they're very good entertainment be sure to listen to zolar

tomorrow zolar 10 p.m eastern uh tomorrow night uh so yeah we got a you know pretty big weekend

and look forward to it. You've got Jinster with the show.

You've got a special

Madhouse show. As I said, go to the

forums. I'd say go to the forums

tomorrow for the final

word on when that special show will be

over the weekend.

I'm looking forward to doing a show.

A special show. It's a make-up show.

We missed one last week. We'll make it up this week.

Exactly. Two shows in a row.

We'll make up for you guys.

We love you and we sure did miss you.

We did miss you. When are you doing another show,

Collie? Sometime this weekend.

and it has to remain a secret until the time is 9.

I'll explain that to you after the show.

So be sure to stick around for another few minutes if you could, my friend.

I've got to talk to you about something.

Right, Jen?

Yeah, no problem.

Yeah.

All right, everybody, we'll catch you here next week.

Be sure to go to manhouselive.com and do that thing, do that thing, do that thing.

We'll catch you here next week.

Yeah.

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