2008-03-27 Show

Good evening, everybody.

It's time for a Madhouse show.

We're here.

Thank everybody who's joining us tonight.

Milkman is delayed, but he is on his way.

We'll be calling him here in a little bit to get him acclimated.

See, we've got a lot of listeners out there tonight,

so let's go ahead and start off strong.

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You can also reach us here toll-free.

The toll-free line is 1-888-278-8509.

Again, the toll-free line is 1-888-278-8509.

That line will be open here tonight for you to call in and send us your requests

and shoot the breeze with us for a little bit and talk about what's what.

what's what. Don't put me under a lot

of pressure. I don't deal well

under pressure. As I said,

Milkman is not here yet, but of course I do see

the assemblage of other people here.

Brandon Vegas, of course, is here.

Thanks to Brandon Vegas

for hooking us up with a TeamSpeak server at the last

minute. Our normal one

is down. It's blacklisted for some reason.

I don't know what happened there. We're working with

10 on that one. Thanks, Brandon.

Blackball? Blacklisted?

Shitcan?

whatever you want

to consider it

whatever it is

hey do you guys

hear music

we can't go into

the club

because you guys

are fuzzy

no well not for now

I'm sure they'll get

strained out

I don't know what

happened must have

been one of those

kids that he has

on there

that hang out

with him

Ted hangs out

with a lot of

children

we play wow

if you can't

ever get on

blacklisted

that's pretty

I'm sure Ted's

probably not going

to be too happy

about that

I wonder what

talk

talk us here

Revolutalk

host of Revolutalk

Good talk, good talk.

To all of you and to your mom and your children and your future children.

Yeah, much love.

Of course, the Warriors in the house and Baz are also checking in tonight.

We're excited about that.

All right, gentlemen.

See you, man.

Hey, now.

All right.

How are you doing tonight?

Pretty good, man.

Pretty good.

I'm sporting it if you guys are watching on video.

Over, of course, we're at syndicateradio.tv, our official affiliate.

Tonight here, of course, as always, is syndicateradio.tv, the coolest people, man.

Dino Zolar is on every Friday night.

tabitha stevens is on on the saturday nights they're cool and they got a leather jacket

yeah i know they got yellow next tells me dude yellow next tells you get on those you're like

hey then dino's like hey carlito uh you're late you know he was just calling me on the yellow i

got my i got my uh syndicate radio yellow next to it right here cigarette looking cool yeah man

yeah yeah anyway uh so yeah all those people tabitha stevens uh and uh hook nose is on there

of course and big rev that kid rev is on there who else i'm missing dr lego dr lego's on there

that uh and that's into some mexican guy named pedro who does a show also i don't know i could

have sworn i heard that cat uh i heard him call into the uh the john the stutterer show uh straight

talk with john the stutterer i could have sworn i heard him call in i don't know if it was him

It sounded a lot like Pedro

I don't know if it was him

Someone confirm that

If that was him or not

Politics of Pedro

I'm sorry

I called him Mexican

Yeah Dominican

He's Dominican actually

I heard Pedro in all those shows

See Pedro

Possibly

Maybe

You know there's Pedro's everywhere

There's Carlos's everywhere

Look at me

Here I am

You're listening to Carlos right now

Wow

That's true

Hey hey hey

Like Fat Albert

Well

What's going on as far as

Oh we've got a treat here tonight

We're going to do an international call to

Nigeria

You know that's home of the

the uh of the scams man scam baiting and and uh and uh what what 419 skin but i shouldn't be

telling you about it but uh fingers crossed yeah oh no yeah well no we the problem with the phone

i'm going to talk about that in a little bit but let me just assure everybody the toll-free

lines are working 100 all our outbound calls are working 100 we're going to be in good business

tonight i'm going to wait for milkman to get on the phone here in a second um but anyway what i

i wanted to talk about real quick here is out there the arm he's sending in a number for an

actual nigerian a true blue uh or true black nigerian uh who's trying to scam somebody out

of money apparently and we and uh and we've got his international number now what i what i do need

is i'm going to send it here to lonesome loser lonesome loser machine 2000 and i'm going to ask

that he uh try to translate this this is a nigerian number so i need a country code uh i

I know it's 011, and then I don't know what the country code is.

So if you could help me out and try to get me that country code there,

see how I need to dial that.

The guy's name is Ayama Silvanus, apparently.

And he's one of those dudes, he's trying to scam people out of money.

I don't know what the whole story is.

So if the secret source can go ahead and send me at least what his M.O.

Is he saying he's a doctor, or does he have children and need medicine?

medicine or you know they always have some kind of scam you know they're trying to do so we're

going to try to call we're going to try to reverse call a scammer uh we'll see what happens with that

huh i had some dude that sent me an email from iraq saying that he wants to send me money because

he lost his manhood in a roadside bomb no kidding really was he in he was in iraq now still or that

he was just like he was in iraq in the past yeah i said he's recovering in a hospital in iraq he's

He's got several million dollars.

He wants to get out of the country.

He lost his manhood in a bomb blast.

Oh, that's what it is.

Wow.

That's messed up.

See, I don't get anything like that.

Yeah, I've seen all of them.

I don't get those emails at all.

I don't know how.

And my email address is out there.

The Madhouse Radio email.

The Madhouse Radio email is out there everywhere.

It's so pimped out.

And I rarely get spam.

I get like maybe one spam item a week.

And that's a lot.

Dude, all my emails get those.

No, I don't.

I guess I know how to practice good, and I've got my own personal PopMail account.

You just have the blocker zone in a certain way.

It's just a spam filter, and I know how you don't throw your email out there like a retard.

I use that for everything, man.

It's on forums all over the place, and you just got to know how to handle your business.

And I've got a Pop account with my ISP.

That's my personal private real life that I use for all my bill paying and stuff like that.

That never gets any spam.

Rarely gets spam.

am uh and i mean i it's it's on me all the time i i don't know whatever i don't know i don't know

what it is about me but i'm not pretty sure now i'm probably gonna get spam uh spam bombed uh now

that i opened up my big fat fucking mouth so great hey all right great thanks whoever's

yeah yeah well uh lonesome losers reporting that we're getting a weird automated message saying

sorry your call cannot be completed at the moment please try again later um when he's trying to

to dial that nigerian man all right well we'll work on that maybe we can figure it out here

um we got a we got a ton more numbers here of course from lonesome loser he's sending in plenty

of stuff uh let me see well so far i've got the bingo club wow bill cody's bar what's that about

warrior remember how hard it was to water that's okay you remember how hard it was to open those

cd cases man to get that polyurethane stuff that they put on it whatever it is that you know i

I hate that.

God, man.

You know, I actually bought once when I was in high school.

I actually bought a CD case opener.

It cost me like two bucks.

It was like a little blade.

It was specifically made to open up the CD cases in one swipe.

I actually spent two bucks on that.

Don't worry.

You get like this buzzing noise.

Anyway, we should call the milkman, right?

I don't know what that is.

It sounds like you're using a blender or vacuuming.

There's a lot of news articles that we can talk about here.

Some funny stuff has happened during the week, and I've made a note of all of it, as per normal.

We got prank call requests also here from during the week, since the week.

And we had a great show on Saturday, by the way.

If you didn't catch our show that we did, a secret show on Saturday,

be sure to go to madhouselive.com.

It is currently uploaded.

It's in the forums.

And it is also in the podcast.

It's on the front page.

You can hear it right on the website.

You can download it right there.

And it was the episode for March the 22nd.

This Saturday we did a show.

It was really good.

We called old people.

That's always fun.

Is that when Reclute called in?

Reclute called in.

Oh, dude, Reclude has that new character, Richie Randall.

Is that what it was?

Richie Randall, though.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The nerd with the braces and the bow tie.

That's what I already called it.

It was pretty close to my house.

Oh, was it really?

That's cool.

Yeah, I'm going to try to replay that tonight.

I just remember I haven't isolated that, but it's up there.

Seriously, guys, if you missed, not a lot of people heard that show.

It was impromptu, so be sure you check that out if you didn't.

Reclude, that was funny.

And then we had some funny pranks myself to the older people.

We've got a source who's getting his numbers for people who are over the age of 65.

Don't ask me how.

He just knows they're confirming that they're retirees or whatever.

Anyway, so we're talking a lot of crap here.

Let's go ahead and do a prank call because I know all of you people want a prank call.

You know, too late.

Someone had to call.

We're ringing at the same time.

How's the radio?

You're in the air.

Milkman.

What's up, man?

Who's doing that shit again?

Oh, it's just buzzing.

I need to replace the actual phone itself.

I actually got to hit the thing to make it stop buzzing sometimes.

times it's fucking crazy no it's a corded phone but it cost me like 9.99 at walmart to buy it

that's probably what it is it's an actual at&t branded phone i wonder where they made this thing

let's see here custom manufactured in china of course for advanced american telephones let me

tell you something at&t if you want you know to make a phone that's for advanced american

American telephone systems, like it says here.

Why don't you build a frickin' phone in America instead of China?

Maybe this wouldn't happen.

Why don't we try using the calling card and dial the Chinese exchange instead?

Yeah.

The American robot.

Find what factory built this Model 927 AT&T phone.

That's a great idea.

Okay, go to your kitchen cabinet, get out some soy sauce and chopsticks,

and try dialing the phone with that, and that might help.

Hey, look, here it is.

Look, right here on the back, there's a customer service line for AT&T telephones, model 927.

I've got a good mind to call it.

Let's do it.

I'm going to call in a complaint.

I'm going to call in a complaint right now.

This is horrible.

I can't work like this, all right?

I have sponsors.

Hell yeah, I'm in.

And I have rent to pay, and I do this show.

I'll be right back.

You're a busy man.

That's right.

Let's get to the bottom of this.

We'll be right back with a complaint.

Right now.

On the complaint line.

I wasn't here to speak a bit of bullshit about you.

Then I'm going to complain about Milkman.

You deserve nine Spankings.

Aw, they made me go through all that.

They close like an hour before the show ends, so we're going to have to call them.

Like, maybe tomorrow I'll have to record it.

Maybe in the afternoon when I get home from work tomorrow.

If I'm not too tired from the long day at work.

Because you know me, I work so hard.

Anyway, I wanted to show everybody on cam who can watch right now.

this is right here an official the first ever created this hat thanks to tuck who designed

the actual logo that we put on it and that's right there all of this is an orange it's the

orange background with madhouselive.com on it if you haven't seen it yet there you go that's it

right there that's what i'm wearing tonight ah let me answer the phone i hung up on milkman whoops

hey milkman returning your call oh good thanks for calling back so quickly milkman i'm sorry i

phone, and I just hung up. Do you have a problem with your

phone? Yeah, it's buzzing again.

Piece of shit. Do you have it?

We tried to call Nigeria. We had a

scammer. We're going to scam back, but

the damn guy didn't answer. I've got

numbers in Saipan that Bass sent last week

that I don't think we called. Did you send

Coffee Care?

Is that the one in the Valley Inn? Were those last

week, or are those older than that? Yeah.

Those are older, but the Coffee

Care is cool because they will

send a car to pick you up.

Okay, if you need one to buy coffee.

Wow, that's something.

There's a lot of potential there.

What's the website?

Can you post a website in the chat room for everybody?

I'll have to look at that website if you have it or if you know where it's at.

Yeah, I'll try to find it.

Cool, all right, so everybody look out for that.

We're going to post that in the chat room.

He's digging it up.

Okay, Milkman, let's say we call the Saipan number.

Oh, actually, you know what?

I can't.

I don't have an international card unless I find yours.

Well, I can find the old one, the one from last week.

I don't have an email, dude, but I don't know.

Yeah.

I'm going to be expensive, man.

I don't know what you got in place.

Call a sideband and get to the bottom of this copy.

Ben, you hang on, all right?

Everybody, in general, just hang on.

You need security.

Well, look, man, that phone card is dead.

It says it's out of funds.

No, it's not, dude.

You can't make that.

It's probably like a $4 call.

I'm sure we'll get a...

A call from America.

I don't think I had any credits at all.

We'll dial...

We'll stick to...

Okay, so I guess we can't call sidebands anymore.

That sucks.

We'll maybe later on.

Anyway, here we go.

Lonesome sent in a

He sent in one

I forgot

Lonesome sometimes has one

Alright well

Let me try this one here

Hang on everybody

I know it's a lot of music

But we're getting into pranks

We're gonna try

The side pan number now

I've got another number

We can try everybody

Always is

Why am I hearing myself now

Hang on everybody

Song

Rotation milkman

This year is a great show tonight

Everybody

Woo yeah

Those numbers before

Those

Those are the really

Yeah

It's a U.S. territory.

That's right, Milkman.

You being from the Virgin Islands, which is a U.S. territory.

They're trying.

So is the Virgin Islands.

They don't.

Yeah, you know what?

If Saipan was so cool, why don't they have an Olympic?

Yeah.

I got you there.

Free associated commonwealth.

Eat that, dude.

Who friggin' cares?

I'm a citizen of the mad.

That's what you should be saying, Milkman.

All right.

So we're going to call some closer numbers in.

We got Rick.

Man, we could try that off the numbers, but you know the list always gives good results.

Every time that phone connects with you, it really sucks the cards down, but we do try, okay?

Or somewhere where somebody's going to answer and possibly see you.

I understand. Advice is taken. Your point duly noted, all right, man?

So we're calling Uncle Fred's. Uncle Fred's is in Wyoming.

Does that work for you, Milkman? I mean, are we allowed to call Wyoming?

We'll try to call.

Let's call.

Since apparently Milkman's making all the decisions tonight on who we can and can't call,

So I just want to make sure it's okay

I'm kidding, I'm just messing with you

There's nothing in Wyoming anyway

So I don't know, we're reaching far tonight

What time zone is Wyoming?

Mountain is like the most boring of all the time zones in America

Mountain time has to be the worst one

It's just 8.37

Nothing going on in mountain time

There's no cool cities

Denver and it sucks, it's cold

Oh yeah, that's right, Denver's all I got

The Warriors in there?

The Warriors in here, yeah

Where are you, dude? Where the hell are you?

Dude, I am trying to get back.

What's it going to be?

It means it's going to be like a half hour or something.

I know you.

I'm looking on my...

Looking on my...

We're going to call Ninja Sushi, all right?

This one's for you, Milkman.

Ninja Sushi.

I'm hungry, man.

Music tonight's just like...

This shows like a warm fart, man.

You won't find me.

I know.

Sushi.

Is this a sushi spot?

This is the random sushi spot.

Is it a sushi restaurant?

Yeah, exactly.

Good, good.

Yeah, I'd like some rolls, please.

I just think your shoes are really bad, so...

Whatever the fuck you say, lady.

I want some rolls.

Can you take my order, please?

They say damn, I had to say damn. Milkman, I'll call them back and I'll disguise my voice in the process.

Hey, you didn't say goddamn.

Fuck Jack.

He cares about Jack Masterson.

Alright, Milkman, why don't you subscribe, I ask.

Man.

MF Doom, that's right.

Here we go, I'm disguising our voice to be deeper.

Hello, Suspice?

Yeah, how are you?

Hello?

Hello, ma'am.

Sorry, you got the wrong number.

Oh, is this Sushi?

Ah, Sushi?

Yeah, Sushi.

Lady, I have some sushi. Put me down for California roll, please.

California roll?

Yeah, how much is that?

Uh, $3.75.

Yeah, man.

Excuse me?

Yeah, man, I like the sound of that California roll. Put me down for that.

Do you want a California roll?

Yeah, please.

How, how many? Just one?

Put me down for four of them. No, five. One for each finger.

Just, just one?

one? Five, one for each finger. Five, please. Wait a second. Hello? Yes, I want five California

roll. I'm sorry? I want five California roll, please. Okay, one California roll. So what

else? I said five, damn you, five. Okay, I'll make it for you. Damn it, woman, I said five.

Okay. You hear that alarm? Okay, see you. Okay? Okay. Okay, bye-bye. Bye-bye.

with that cinema.

I'm going to play it tonight.

Dude, you know what's going on here?

You hear my computer?

What is that alarm?

Listen to the alarm.

What?

My computer is doing a fucking alarm.

That's a computer or the fuck?

I don't know what the hell it's doing.

Why is it?

It's coming from the motherboard, man.

Dude, what?

Oh, man.

Holy fuck, dude.

Abort, abort.

It's coming from the stream PC.

Just listen to that.

That doesn't sound good.

I have a...

Holy fuck.

Is it a...

It's a regular tower.

Could be fucked, dude.

Dude, it's the only time I've ever heard of a fucking board picture.

Oh, man, it's working fine.

If we can keep doing the show, because if not, I'm going to have to end the show.

There's no way you can do it.

You don't have any temperature warnings or anything like that.

I don't know.

I don't have anything installed at monitors, because I don't know of a clock and shit like that.

I don't ever have temperature monitors.

But I'm telling you, look.

The compound starts to melt out of the CPU right there, and then they overheat.

Hey, Kat.

Hey, Kat, stop it.

I don't care.

Be quiet.

It could be a cat alert.

Maybe it's the fucking cat.

Did you do that?

Was she jumping up and down on the keyboard?

No, no, she wasn't doing nothing.

No, I think it's overheating.

Actually, I don't even have a case on it.

I take the panels off the case so it doesn't overheat because I run it 24-7.

You may have to take the heat stick off and shut it down later and see if there's any thermal contact.

Ah, man, this is going to be freaking annoying, man.

Yeah, and Zolar has got, who, who, Zolar has got, who's that one kid that used to be really annoying?

back in the old PCU.

You know what I'm talking about,

the big Zolar fan,

that one kid?

Oh, uh...

What was his name?

Saigon.

Great Master?

No, not Saigon.

No, there was another

Asian-looking kid.

Mike Honey.

Mike and Tear.

Mike, yeah.

Mike Honey.

Did he send a picture

of his wagon to KDK or something?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

he had a picture.

Yeah, he said it was his,

and KDK commented that

it was...

Mike and Tear and Saigon

were pretty much the same dude.

You know, they were

KDK, I think he said

that it was the ugliest penis

as he ever saw or something like that.

Yeah, Zev to Zev is saying

KDK's mouth was watering.

Yeah, that's funny.

Oh, man.

I am bisexual.

I'm fabulous.

Oh, man.

This is killing me, man.

I mean, seriously, either I...

Ugh.

This is going to annoy everybody.

I'll show.

I've got to keep the background music playing.

Yeah, great.

Okay, anyway, so let's call Salt Lake Barbecue.

I've never heard that before.

I've never heard it before either.

Is it a salt...

Probably try re-darkening.

I'm going to try calling Salt Lake Barbecue here, and we'll see.

I don't want to burn the damn PC, man.

That'll be screwed.

There won't be any Madhouse Radio anymore.

Dude, shut it down and see what the fuck is going on.

Shut it down and let it cool down or something.

I mean, if I shut it down, literally, we're going to lose our syndicators,

we're going to lose our talk-shoers, our Justin.TV-ers,

and our Madhousers and our PC-ers.

You're going to lose your motherboard if you don't.

It'll shut itself if it gets too hot.

Why is nothing ever working for me, man?

All right, we're going to call Salt Lake Barbecue.

You guys be calm.

Everyone just relax, okay?

I mean, this is a very scary sound, too, man.

It's freaking me out.

I mean, listen to it.

That's a scary alarm, man.

That's a 52600, dude.

You got the emulator program running.

That's just scary, man.

I mean, there's some alarms.

If it was like, meh, I'd be all right.

But this one's like...

Bob's got the UK siren alarm, man.

I guess so.

All right, let's call Salt Lake and discuss this with them.

This is Jody, how may I help you?

Hey, Big Jody, how you doing?

Good.

The issue here, my mother came back after eating some barbecue over there.

Uh-huh.

And there seems to be an issue, and we have no idea how to handle it.

We actually...

What happened?

She brought home leftovers for me.

We put it in the microwave, and it's caught on fire now.

I don't know if you can hear in the background.

around, trying to shut down the smoke alarm, and we can't seem to be able to shut it down.

Do you guys put...

Okay, did you want me to grab a manager so that we can call somebody for you guys?

Do you guys use a lot of sugar and molasses, because it won't stop smoking?

Okay, I can ask our meat cutters what they do to get the smoke down.

It smells like, I don't know, it smells like burnt, like caramel.

Okay, because they do a bunch of tricks with the fire pit...

All right, don't touch it, Mom!

Go manager or something.

Okay, I will.

All right.

For that.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

Deepers is asking.

Yeah.

Here's a word.

Buddy of mine said it's a hardware error.

You need to do a hard reboot.

Reboot.

Don't you reboot it.

Locksmith and Tellmobile glued his locks and started to have sex with the tailpipe of his car.

That's pretty funny.

Glued my locks and had sex with the tailpipe of my car.

That's not funny, man.

Because my muffler is making a lot of noise now.

Oh, God.

Oh, you're Mr. Issues or anything, man.

Yeah.

Well, I guess we'll have to end the show early

because I quote a blackout.

That's fucked up.

Oh, my God.

I'm pulling blackout quotes out of my ass now.

We buried that guy, man.

You got to pay him, though, aren't you?

Bobby Barbecue, this is Ningo.

How can I help you?

Hey, who is this?

The manager.

Big manager?

Yes.

Hey, I was just talking to Big Jody.

We brought home some leftovers,

and we microwaved them for three minutes.

I don't know what you got.

What do you guys put in?

Do you use, like, molasses or sugar?

Well, my cat's in the middle of this now.

Now, the alarm's going off from the smoke.

Well, we don't put anything on that foot that is going to cause a fire.

Well, the microwave is completely black now.

At the very least, you guys can tell me how to turn off the smoke alarm.

We can't get this thing to stop smoking.

Well, you need to call the fire department to tell you.

I mean, I just can't help you out with that, you know?

They said it's a non-emergency and that they won't come down.

Well, I'm flying it and take it outside.

I think you should bring someone down here to fix this smoke alarm after what you've done to my house.

Can you hear that alarm?

Alarm?

Drive me crazy.

I can't hear.

I'm sorry.

Like, there's really nothing I can do.

I mean...

sooner you get someone down here, the better.

Send anybody down there.

You can unplug the microwave, take it outside, open your doors and windows, and the smoke will go out.

65 North Rollins.

You hear the cat?

I cannot help you up with that.

I can't do anything.

Mom, don't...

It's not my mom's in the back.

She's screwing with the microwave in the back, trying to shut it off.

What you can do is you can open your windows, your door, and let the smoke come out, and the alarm will stop.

It's nothing.

It's just not.

It's just...

How is that going to work?

I mean, you've got to turn the machine off.

That's the most important thing.

We don't put any on that food that is going to cause that.

I don't know what happened.

You know, I'll be honest with you.

It smelled like gasoline.

Someone put gasoline on it.

Tell me the truth.

If you made a mistake, you better tell me now before it's even more bad for you.

Because they told you that in school.

They said you make a mistake, you admit to it early.

Because the more you wait, it's going to be double on you.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

Let's call a floor meeting with all the cooking staff immediately, right now.

Put me on speakerphone and let's ask around who knows what happened to this food that it did this.

Go ahead and call a floor meeting.

I'll be waiting here.

I'm not going to do that because obviously you ate.

That's true.

You took it home.

You left it over.

You ate it and nothing happened.

It was sealed.

Just like it says right here.

And the paper says that you're responsible if this happens.

I saw it on 2020 that this was happening in 60 minutes.

Go call the floor meeting.

What are you waiting for?

Come on.

I'm not going to do that.

We're busy.

I'm not going to do that.

Right now.

I need you to call me the off-floor staff and say real loud.

All floor staff to the kitchen, and all cooking staff floor meeting immediately.

Lady, do you hear this alarm?

Sir, I cannot do that.

I mean, I'm not responsible for that.

Because we didn't put any of that food there, they will cause that.

Oh, my goodness, my God.

What you're doing to me here is worse than what the Japanese did to us in Pearl Harbor.

It is the worst.

I can't believe it.

I can't believable, lady.

I have to sit here and live with this alarm for God knows how long.

The alarm company will come out.

I called where they carry it for more money and they said no they can't help me and then I called

the fireman and he said that he called me an asshole and he said they don't handle it had a

smell on it like something bad bad things that you put in it and this is what's reacting with

the radons that are in the microwave I think well I'm sorry I mean I just can't do anything about

that lady how you money make money make sir I don't have anything to do with that there's nothing

that i can do from here i'm telling you what you can do and you don't want to do it you're coming

with excuses excuse and call this person and open your open your doors and windows what am i what am

i going to do open my doors and windows what do you want me to do to let the whole neighborhood

hear it think lady come on pick up things that are coming out of your mouth you hear this alarm

anymore is that what you want me to do i cannot even hear the alarm listen listen okay so when's

the floor i'm waiting for the floor meeting i want to report what's going on i mean i don't

know what what happened fill out the report for me i'm gonna call back in 30 minutes and i want

you to fax it to me all right report on what the report from the floor meeting of all the

information about what they did to my food excuse me i didn't they didn't do anything excuse me i'm

in the bathroom still in on hold for 15 minutes you didn't hear that call at all and you had me

on hold you never come back oh shit you missed a good prank call milkman actually they got us on

hold again see where this goes for real yet who are we calling calling the barbecue place i told

I told them a funny...

Yeah, it was really good.

It's a long story.

I'm not going to...

She actually put me in hold.

You have to reboot that computer.

Hang on, Milkman.

What's the diagnosis?

Why do I have to reboot it?

Here's the deal, Warrior.

The suggestions about what I've got to do.

If I reboot the computer,

if I do a hard reboot,

the show's over for the rest of the night.

By the time I get everything set up again,

forget it.

It's going to be another 20 minutes,

and I'm just going to end the show.

So we'll just leave it on, and then at the end of the show, Van Gogh shut it down.

Come back on.

Yes, it's coming right up.

It's okay.

Just chuck up the smoke that's been coming out of it.

Yeah, that's fine.

I see the magic smoke coming out of it right now.

The magic blue smoke just came out of it.

Uh-oh.

I'm probably going to burn my house down.

It's okay.

The mailman says it's okay, so keep going.

I could fan it here.

It's all right.

It's fine.

I doubt it.

This computer does no browsing or anything.

It's behind the firewall.

It does nothing except for stream out.

That's all.

I don't open it.

All I do is that.

Jeepers says unplug the internal speaker.

Dude, I'm not going to.

I have no idea.

Which is the internal speaker?

You tell me in all these freaking wires.

Which is the internal speaker?

Just don't do anything to it, man.

Listen to me.

I have been building work on it.

Here, I'm going to.

This is it.

This one says SATA.

Hang on.

I'm kidding.

Nunu says the sound is a UK wake up alarm

You got a point

No seriously I'm not going to listen to this for the rest of the night

I'm going to end the show here soon

Because this is going to drive me crazy

I'm sorry folks you're just going to deal with it

And I'll do a show over the weekend

I'll do another special show on Saturday or Sunday

Or tomorrow

Like around midnight after Zolar is done or something

Yeah, you got to take care of your equipment

That's terrible

Nuts, man

Jeez

Anyways

We got here

Fuck you, Milkman

We're going to call the COCK N

C-O-C-K, COCK

It's okay, man

It's just alright

It'll be

Your room's going to burn up

So much to all

It's alright, man

You're choking the fire on

Do it alright

Smoke is good for you

Yeah

COCK N

In Essex, England

Milkman, hang on

And everybody else, hang on too

Let me find a little music for you to play.

Answer.

All right, Milkman, I'm going to restart here because this is driving me nuts.

And we'll see if hopefully if computer number two...

I'm almost home.

Like, I'll be home in like three minutes.

Yeah, but it's driving me nuts, dude.

And I'm sure it's driving everybody else nuts who's listening.

I'm loving it, man.

It's not bugging me at all, man.

I think too many people are whining and you're worrying it, man.

I would just go ahead.

No, it's just...

Here comes Zola with a brilliant idea.

Hey, Zola.

Hey, man.

So you say I should go ahead and restart and hopefully come back on.

on then, right?

Mouth, Zolar.

Don't forget the mouth.

All right.

Let's hold up all our

friends over there.

Zolar Milkman says

you know him.

All right.

Thank you, Zolar,

for the word of

encouragement.

I'll think I'll do

that cat and get

off of me.

See you, Zolar.

Thanks for calling,

man.

Thanks for

sending me the

cold speak.

I'll be humming

about like a

milkman.

All right,

Milkman.

You got it, man.

I already did.

Jesus, God.

What do you want?

Here, say hi to

all the people.

This is Chloe.

This is one of my

cats.

This is Chloe,

Chloe, everybody, who just wants to be on the air tonight.

Turn this into the KDK show.

Hey, Chloe.

Say hi.

Just say you shut that shit up.

Buddy, come back in about 10, 15 minutes.

Hopefully, I'll be able to come back on.

If not, then whatever.

I apologize.

Cross your fingers that this computer restarts.

I don't know what the hell it is.

We're right back after this.

We're back.

That wasn't too bad.

That was pretty quick.

I think we're back.

I think we want everything back on.

Team Speak is on.

Syndicate's back.

Justin's back.

Yeah, we're all good.

All right, cool.

We regrouped.

Not bad.

Anyway, so if you want to call us in tonight, you can reach us here.

1-888-278-8509.

Let me drink the rest of my beer here.

You said you stopped beer.

You told me on Saturday you stopped beer.

Nope.

On Thursdays, I still drink beer.

Beer number three.

Oh, okay.

So I was talking to you on the wrong night.

Yeah.

Michelob.

This is a Michelob lager, actually, that I'm drinking tonight.

Not bad.

All right.

Anyway, so we got more numbers here to call.

And is Milkman here?

Milkman?

I lost him.

I thought he was going to be in by now.

No, he's not back yet.

Not back yet.

I thought he'd be back by now, bastard.

Okay.

Well, we'll wait for him to call back.

Or, well, rather to check in.

He should be checking in pretty soon, hopefully.

Okay.

All right.

So, we've got Rachel Wise in England.

That's ready to go.

And we also have the Cock Inn.

We were meaning to call that before, but we just had madness here.

Come on.

But it is the Madhouse, so what else do you expect?

Let's try that again, everybody.

The Cock Inn in England.

We'll be right back after this.

Thanks for coming back

Thanks for hanging in there with us

It's one of those days

That a girl goes through

When she feels angry

Jeepers says that Milkman

Is more annoying than the alarm

Good point

Call Jeepers

I ain't got to care at you.

Resurrect.

Who's this?

I'm sorry.

Someone was talking.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

They almost said vagina again.

How you doing?

Okay.

How's it going, bro?

Okay.

Cool.

The man of a horse has been going on with you, man.

I told Freeline's work and I see it.

It is.

I talked to Athena earlier.

Sick?

Still?

You were sick on Saturday, weren't you?

That's something.

There now.

Well, good.

Yeah.

I'm still coughing.

It's why I'm going on three weeks now.

I don't need to see a doctor, but I, you know.

Yeah.

Waiting on.

Just my guess.

I mean, it's hard for me to ask for the time off.

My doctor, it's hard.

Like, I was going to see my doctor on Thursday.

I had to cancel it.

Well, today.

I was going to see my doctor this morning, but I couldn't get the time off of work because it was a last-minute appointment.

And I couldn't reschedule.

Too many patients?

Yeah, I'm going to have to find a new doctor because this dude's just too busy, you know.

Yeah.

I ended up seeing the nurse practitioner anyway, not the doctor.

It's really, I don't know.

It's just a shitty deal.

Shitty deal altogether.

Either way, they're always just guessing.

Exactly.

Hey, you want to call Mr. Woo's?

This is at the Super Mall in Auburn, Washington.

Wow, they've got a Super Mall, man.

That's just not a mall.

Mr. Woo.

That's about three miles from my house, man.

Three miles from your house?

No kidding, eh?

It's three miles from his house.

Who's that?

I've been there before.

Milkman?

Baz.

It's Baz.

And everything's always close to Milkman.

Milkman's, like, everywhere, dude.

He's got his reaches, his dirty paws.

Hey, Stick Cam just went down.

Stick Cam just went down.

I just saw that.

Why did Stick Cam go down?

Well, that's something.

God, this is...

You know what?

I'm telling you one more thing.

and I'm pulling the plug on tonight's show

because, really, I don't have the patience for this.

I see Justin's still up, but not Stickem.

God damn it.

Frickin' night.

All right, Hollywood, hang on the line.

This might be an extended hold

because I've got to log back into Stickem

before I dial the number,

so just hang tight, man.

Thanks for being patient.

Let me play this song for everybody,

and, yeah, once again,

we'll be right back after this,

hopefully sooner than later.

Don't leave the madhouse.

Don't leave it.

Can I say again?

Okay, great.

I'm going to be there.

I'm on my way up there.

I'm gonna be there...

I'm on my way up in May.

Oh, well, yeah.

Okay, what would you like?

Poo flung poo.

I have the wrong phone number.

No, this is Mr. Woo's, right?

I'll wait till you come here and then you place the order.

No, I don't have time to wait.

I have to hurry up and get it and come on back.

How do you do this?

Order here.

Not where?

Food's already out.

Can you put this together for me real quick?

I'll give you my card number and everything.

Right now, I'll run in.

I have to have you come here to run the cart.

Yeah, I'm coming there right now.

That's right.

Okay, so how about here?

Do you guys carry the Wukong food at?

Are you asking?

I don't understand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Do you guys have that on your buffet, the Wukong food?

I can't even say it now.

Wukong food at?

You come in and you look at it and place it on it.

No, I just need to know what all you have on your buffet.

We have those.

It's $80.

Now, one of our favorite foods there that we get usually is chokon it.

I've never heard of that before.

Okay, what about the rectum?

That's what you're asking.

Are you serious?

Chinese food, right?

How about you come in here and you can take a look?

Well, you've never heard of rectum block?

Are you serious?

I've never heard that.

That's world-famous Chinese food.

You've never heard a choke on it.

How about you come in here and place an order?

It'll be better.

Yeah, I'll be there.

What's your name, ma'am?

Are you Mrs. Wu?

I just work here, so you can call me anything you want.

Yeah, but are you Mrs. Wu?

What's your name?

What's your name, ma'am?

Your name's Serekin, ma'am?

Who are you going to vote for?

Come in here and place an order, then, okay?

Okay, ma'am.

Okay, can you just say one thing for me?

Tell me real quick, I love Madhouse.

Come in here and place an order.

No, no, I'm coming there, but will you say, I love Madhouse and Carlito Rules, okay?

For me, real quick, I love Madhouse.

Well, you can come in here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, just, just, I love Madhouse.

Because I, this is out of business question, I cannot.

Oh, no, no, I understand that, just, just say, uh.

This is really out of business thing, so.

Well, no, no, it's not out of business, because you're, I'm, I'm bringing my business there,

but I need you to say that for me real quick, or I just say, I love Madhouse.

You can come in here, and then, uh, we talk about that later.

We'll talk about it later.

I have a customer in mind, so I'll talk to you later.

Okay, we'll talk to the customer.

The chat room is saying they've eaten at this place before.

It's me.

They don't have rectum block.

I should go there this weekend and order a choke on it.

Choke on it.

You can order a choke on it.

How awesome Alabama Blacks to eat.

We're Kung Fu Dad.

Come on, you don't carry that.

That was good Hollywood, good start, good effort, A for effort as always.

It sucks you weren't able to call in that Saturday show,

No, but did you hear the Richie Rollins call?

Oh, dude, yeah.

I listened to those a couple times.

Those were great, man.

Yeah, I talked to a few people that said,

oh, my God, I've heard that like more than once already.

Yeah.

Yeah, God, right?

And when he called the little...

So it's in your neck of the woods pretty much.

That's cool.

Oh, yeah.

That's cool.

45 minutes for me is doable.

I'll travel somewhere up to 45 minutes.

That's the distance between where I live here and the beach,

Daytona Beach.

It's 45 minutes.

Or Cocoa Beach, you know, or Cape Canaveral

or the space shuttle goes off, or it just landed last night, about 45 minutes away.

Did it land?

Yeah, yeah, it did land.

Well, I heard the sonic booms, you know, when it comes over Florida,

when it comes over Orlando, when it drops over,

you hear like, it always scares me every time, it freaks me out.

I just hear this, and I'm like, oh, what the hell is that?

That's what the T-Style was, the sonic booms.

24 hours later, that's exactly what it was, right?

That's what it was.

Yeah, those sonic booms are fun.

Every time I always forget, and then like, you know, two seconds later,

oh, yeah, that's right, a space shuttle's landing today.

And they're like, okay.

Because every time I think it's a bomb that's going off or something.

I don't know.

You've got all the wars kicking you out of your house, don't you?

Be careful.

It's like a war zone, man.

It's like the NOM.

Purple Fire is saying, hey.

Hey, Purple Fire.

Hey, lady.

Nunu says it's time for UK calls.

And Baz is sending a number for the Buzz Inn Steakhouse in Everett, Washington.

That's fun.

Would you like to call England?

I'd love to call England.

Okay.

I don't know.

What are the bad boys of Iowa thinking?

Do they have the Monopoly on it?

All right.

Let's see.

I'm going to throw some names out at you

You tell me which one you like the most

The cock end, we didn't get through before

So scratch that, but we got the anchor end

We got Rachel Wise

Claire Chamberlain and Clifford Chamberlain

Rachel Wise, isn't that an actress?

I don't think so, a wise? I don't know, Rachel Ray

As far as I know, I don't know about wives

Rachel Hunter

Rachel's a cute name

I might pick that for my daughter's name

Not that there's one on the way

I'm going to paste you the information here

Just so you know what page we're on

This is in Manchester, England.

As I've said before, the angriest people in Western Europe are in Manchester.

So everybody hang on here.

Another call by Hollywood.

Vanya.

Is it Vanya or Vanja?

Vanya.

Vanya actually is the guy that's on board.

We record his voice.

He's from Yugoslavia.

Affordable, he was calling off.

Are you sure he's not Polish or something?

I'm a Croatian-Italian.

All right.

Owner's call.

That's a classic over there.

All right.

Okay.

All right.

All right, so here it is.

We're with the talking here, and everybody's waiting for a call.

Rachel Wise coming up, folks.

Enjoy this.

Rachel.

Come get me out of jail.

You know, Chris, come on.

All that's happened is we're in this next call.

Rachel, who do you think you're speaking to?

It's Rachel Wise.

Is there any, like, limited number of people with this number?

None of you have a call, Chris.

Or you.

You know why they did this?

It was urinating in public, and this lady screamed.

I don't believe what she could.

I wanted to hit her.

It was the middle of the night.

I know it is.

That's what they called you when I called him.

They gave me two calls.

He told me to call you.

He said you can't...

Stop playing with me, Rachel.

You know who this is.

No, I haven't got to play with you.

I've got the money.

I just need you to come sign the papers up here.

No, Rachel, don't get all freaked out, all right?

You know how to sign the papers and get me out of jail.

I don't know how much longer I can stand in here.

There's some guys looking at my butt.

Did my mum fucking really nice to them?

I don't want to be butt-raped tonight.

Please, just come and get me out of jail.

You won't take your...

Jail?

Wait, who are you?

I'm right down the...

Miles from your house.

No, you...

I know where you live.

I'm definitely going to hang up on you.

It's the middle of the night.

Please don't call me.

Please, Rachel.

This is my only...

My last call.

They won't let me call anyone else.

Why are you phoning me?

Why are you phoning...

Because Chris told me to phone you.

I don't want to get bomb-raped.

Wait, Chris.

Chris.

I want the papers.

I've got the money.

You haven't actually called me.

Where are you at?

I don't know what you want from me.

I just need you to come sign the papers.

I'm going to hang up on you.

There's a madhouse.

There's people in here.

I don't need to be in here. They're freaking me out.

Why in the hell are you doing this?

It's too weird.

Why not?

Who did it? Who was what?

We've been together like two or three times. You don't remember me?

You were drunk. I'd put something in your drink. But you know what?

Love you, pet. Please don't phone me in the middle of the night. It's not funny.

Come on.

Oh, no, pet.

Please don't phone me in front of the papers.

I've got an officer. I've got an officer. Let him come down here.

You want to tell this officer you're going to let me rot here all night, right?

You'll get bomb raped, right?

Please don't phone me in the middle of the night.

Officer, this is my friend Rachel Wise.

Will you come help her real quick, all right?

Yes, sir.

Oh, you sit here and rot in jail all night?

If you don't tell me how you got this number,

I'm going to actually have to report you to the police.

Because you can't phone people in the middle of the night.

It's just not a reasonable way of behaving.

The police are here.

Well done.

You can call back up here.

The police are back home.

You come down and saw the papers.

And then, like I said, I've got the money.

It's only 400 pounds.

I'll ban you now.

No, please don't.

Don't leave me hanging, Rachel.

Rachel, please, sweetie, don't do this to me.

It's okay.

You're not on the phone, boy.

Baby, I am.

I'm going to go.

Are you going to go now?

Yes.

Can I listen?

He's up.

For a little bit.

Listen.

She's got the sense that she just stared at the phone for a second in disgust.

Like she looked at it.

And she's sitting there like, I'm not listed.

I'm not in the phone.

How'd you get my number?

She thinks you're Pat?

Is that who it was?

Pat?

No, well, she thought I was.

Yeah, I think she thought I was.

That's an Irish name.

Yeah.

Yeah, well, she didn't.

That was fun, dude.

That was cool.

All right.

How about we do the Hong Kong Dragon Fast Food?

You seem to do good with Asians.

They seem to really like to talk to you.

You must have everything.

Oh, you're part Asian.

Oh, good.

Yeah, she's my big toe.

Oh, your big toe?

Oh, good.

That's a good toe, though.

The big toe's, yeah, yeah.

That's my left foot, so it's not my kick.

My kicker?

Gotcha.

I don't even kick.

I don't know.

I guess my right foot's the best one.

All right, Hong Kong Dragon Fast Food.

That's some quality.

I heard they've got the best in town.

Hong Kong.

Yeah, I'm sending you those shits here.

They're not available.

We should have left the voicemail.

Frig it.

Okay, excuse me about the coffee.

One more we can call is Peter Maddox.

M-A-D-D-O-C-K-S.

Maddox?

No, it's not Maddox.

Is that Angelina Jolie's son's name?

Yeah, but it's spelled really different.

It makes me think of bollocks the way it's spelled.

M-A-D-D-O-C-K-S

Oh

Bollocks to them

Is like Big Cojones

Kind of thing

Alright well

First name Peter?

Peter

That's a great way to start

If you go to the chat room

You'll see you got

An instant message with it

If you can't

There you go

Just keep that in mind

I update you as I can

Alright everybody

Hang on for another attempt here

This is uh

This is England

This is Wales

This time around

Oh god

Let me try one more

Just for that one

Even if a woman answers

Yeah

This is Clifford

This is Clifford Chamberlain

Or Chamberlain

Lancashire

Manch, I will say

Another Manchester number

Christopher Cliff

Ford, whatever you want to call it

Let's change the song

Alright, thanks for hanging in there, bro

Alright, leave a message

Thank you

When you've left your message

Just hang up

Or for more options

Press 1 at any time

You're a bit like the dad

When he gets his girl voice

Tuck's saying it sounds like that

I don't even know if you know who

The deal

Yeah, right

That's it

That's the last one I have here

I don't know if a guy would answer

About the whole pregnant thing

You could try that one

Well, I gotta come up with something

Wait for that one

You don't want it to get too boring.

No, that's true.

Claire?

Claire Hendrickson.

Hendrickson?

No, Chamberlain.

I'm sorry, Claire Chamberlain.

Let me try this one here.

This might be the last call of the night,

but I am going to play that Reckless Prank from last week.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

From Saturday.

I'll play that here before I end the show.

We'll see if we can get them to do a survey for a movie phone.

All right.

Movie phone.

I was just calling movie phone earlier today,

testing the phone line.

Whenever I need to test my phone line,

I always call movie phone because it doesn't bother anybody if I call it.

It's a local call, and it takes a long time before it hangs up if you're just testing a line.

It gives you a lot of time while it does this little commercial and then the whole, you know, enter now.

Press 1.

All right.

Hung Up on My Baby by Isaac Hayes is a song I'm playing.

Hello, and you have been preselected to movie phone if you would like to.

One now.

Come on, touch your head.

What now?

What was that?

In England, they'll hang on for so long.

In America, they would have hung up like, click, you know, something's up, something's amiss.

All right, Hollywood, thanks for calling in, my friend.

Hey, you have a wonderful evening.

Hope to get you filmed.

Hey, have you ever entertained the thought of trying to do a show?

I saw that in the forum.

Yeah.

I mean, you need like a mic and you need a phone.

I got a mic.

Yeah, you need to get either a cell phone or...

I got that.

There's a ton.

Everybody has their own way of doing it.

I mean, you can go expensive like me.

You can go rudimentary like, you know, Zohar and stuff do.

Or you can use Skype or something.

I don't know.

We'll figure something out.

If you ever think about it, you can broadcast on my station,

and I'll offer you whatever technical advice I can to try to get you to work out.

If you ever think about it.

Yeah, I'd love to.

All right, man.

All right, well, hey, thanks for calling, bro.

You too, man.

That's Hollywood, everybody.

Bye to all them people out there that like this stuff.

See you, man.

I'm telling you, man, that guy's got the voices down.

Down with the voices, everybody.

everybody. Who's up in the

satellite link-up still? Who do we got alive?

Where's Milkman? What happened to him?

Hey, hey, hey, Carnito!

Oh, there you are. Hey, man.

Hey, good-bye, Schwartner.

Hey. Alright, Milkman,

let's listen to

that call from Saturday,

alright? See if I can find it

here on the fly. Yeah, just do. I think it'd be

a good choice, sir.

So basically, it started off, you know,

where we're talking about the dead, and

Reckless does a really good spot on

on the dead impersonation you know he's well known for his the dead impersonation and it's

really dead on anyway so yeah i remember that he switched it a little bit to to be richie randall

and it's i don't know there were three calls i know of uh i don't know if i'm going to play all

three of them work it in like three different flavors yeah the third one is the funny one man

the third one is the key let's see if i can find this so you know what i mean i mean here we go

I'm trying to say that I'm a playboy.

All right, yeah, this is the cookie place.

Okay, yeah, this is the story.

He's already started.

It's basically like a nerdy guy with braces and a bow tie or whatever,

and he's got a woman named Francine who's about in her late 30s or mid-30s.

I don't remember exactly what the details are.

Yeah, he's young.

And she's 23 or something.

One of them is serving him a drink.

Yeah, she's pretty large, isn't she?

Yeah, she's pretty big.

That's right.

Good call.

He kind of sounds like a slightly retarded Vinnie Barbarino.

That's kind of who he sounds like.

Kind of.

That's fair.

Yeah.

All right.

So let me try.

I mean, these are a lot of calls.

But this is because, you know, really, it's a week's show tonight, and I feel like just putting on autopilot.

But, hey, this is stuff that most of you didn't hear.

And this is fresh.

This is only five days ago.

Less than five days ago.

Quite a few people missed out on our weekend makeup show.

Yeah, we just did it for the fun of it.

We'll probably, you know, I have a feeling the situation technically that we had here tonight.

Maybe we'll do a makeup show this weekend, too.

Stay tuned for that.

Go to the Madhouse forums.

Everybody, of course, go to the Madhouse forums, man.

It's been lagging.

Not too much.

Y'all need to make an effort to make at least one post in the Madhouse forums, you know, a day.

Just go in there and make one post.

And make your own threads.

Make your own topics.

If you see an article out there that's funny, just copy, paste.

and you know

yeah just whatever

go to madhouselive.com

and check out the

forums over there

it's pretty good

and subscribe to the

podcast man

you know

I've got a lot of

people listening to

the podcast

if you don't know

what podcasting is

check it out

I got a girl

coming down

she's coming down

from Oklahoma

okay here we go

this is the start

of it right here

let's just play

this is gonna play

this

we'll take a call

I guess

I don't know

Madhouse you're in

the air

what's up Carlito

Jonathan what's up

man

hanging out

cool cool man

Cool, we're playing.

Did you hear the show Saturday?

No, I had to work.

Yeah, you missed it.

It was pretty funny.

Oh, shit.

You had to work Saturday, really?

You had a field trip that you were taking care of?

Or what was going on?

Oh, I worked two different jobs.

Oh, you got a different job now?

Disabled people.

Okay, good.

Well, you got to make that extra money on the side.

You got to do what you got to do, buddy.

It sounds like it would be pretty easy to drive the disabled people.

Children, I'd be a little out of hand.

But you don't drive kids, right?

You just drive disabled people the whole time, right?

Mm-hmm.

Okay, okay, cool.

Cool, Jonathan, man.

What's going on with the Lost Boys? Anything?

Right now, I need a lot of new equipment,

so like a new webcam and everything like that.

Okay, cool.

Well, you can always be on the mouth if you want, man.

Even if it's just you.

Get a mic and go on the mouth.

How do you guys do pranks?

Do you use Skype, or what do you do for your phone service?

We use Skype.

You use Skype. Okay, cool.

Cool. I might look into that soon.

You never know. I need a backup.

You never know when the phone goes bad.

I might need a backup.

I had a crazy time.

The toll-free line wasn't working Saturday,

so no one could call in unless they had the direct line.

It was really wacky.

So I'm going to play right now.

It's really funny.

Some really good calls that Radcliffe did.

All right, Jonathan.

You ready to say hi to all your fans and listeners?

Yeah.

Hi to all my fans and listeners,

and I hope you all have a great weekend.

All right, buddy.

We'll talk to you next week.

Bye.

See you now.

All right, that's Jonathan, everybody.

Thanks for calling in, as always, Jonathan.

He still has it.

The official little demo.

Maybe he's tired.

We're all tired.

Well, he works Saturday.

So he only had, maybe he only had Sunday off.

And Sunday was Easter, so he probably got up, you know, early to go to church.

You know, he's a big Baptist.

He's a Southern Baptist.

So, you know, Jeepers says they didn't give him his change.

I don't know what to tell you.

Anyway, so we're going to play this here.

This might be a few minutes long.

Hail Mary.

Full of grace.

Take the call.

Press 1.

Baptist.

That's absolutely true.

I told him.

I told him that we did that.

He's like, he's like, I'm engaged, but she was actually thinking about it for a little while.

It's like black Jew with cerebral palsy.

Maybe she wanted something new.

She wants to go for something like that

She wants to eat

She says she wasn't attractive too

Remember?

She's like

No I'm not

Like in the beginning

She wasn't attractive

She's probably got like

Really big thighs

And like a wart

Big

A wart on her hand

Thighs

Alright

She probably does

Hey that black juke

I could get right through that

That's right

Like Sammy Davis Jr.

Alright

Let's see what else we got

Let me go through

Black juke

Let me see here

Samurai Comics

Just came in here also

Samurai Comics

where's that at

are they open

I just updated you

with them right there

this isn't quite it

maybe I went back

too far

Saturday's the door

stop

hello

do another one here

because I'm obviously

Rocking Horse Dance Barn

hey

I think

do they start

at the Rocking Horse

or did they start

at the cookie place

I thought it was

interrupting

the game plan

I have no idea

I got a

I got a special request

here we go

just uh

This is a proper start.

Hello, is this Toll House?

Who is this?

Is this Toll House?

Yes, sir.

Cookie.

All right.

What's going on, buddy?

What's your name?

Levito.

Levito?

Yes, sir.

Okay.

What's that?

Who are you talking to?

Oh, this is Ralphie.

Listen, I got a show.

I'm going down to a Toll House cafe.

What time are you open till?

When, sir?

Tonight.

Tonight?

Yeah.

You're close already.

You're close already?

Okay, listen.

What about tomorrow afternoon when you guys open?

No, tomorrow we're going to be closed for Easter.

And what about Tuesday night?

Tuesday night?

Yeah.

Are you sure?

No, Tom has cookie cake.

Yeah, cookie cake.

Yeah, you guys got tables in there?

Here at the mall?

Yeah.

Frisco Mall?

Yes.

And we open 9 o'clock.

Yeah.

You guys got a chair where you can eat the cookies?

Oh, yeah.

Okay, here's what I need you.

Right in front of the store?

Okay, listen to me. Here's what we need. I'll pay you $20.

What it is, I got a girl coming down. She's coming down from Oklahoma City.

Can't get too many girls around here because I play the magic cards and I'm on the computer a lot.

So I messaged this girl. She's kind of big, but she likes Toll House cookies, right?

So I was thinking, man, I'll pay you $20 and you wear like a suit and you act like I come there all the time.

And you say, hey, Mr. Ralphie, you got a cookie here.

And do you know what I'm saying?

You put it on a silver, like, plate.

No, I'm sorry, sir, but I cannot do that.

But I bring the plate, you know what I'm saying?

You say, hey, it's Ralphie, you know what I'm saying?

Oh, Mr., Mr., it's Ralphie Randall.

It's my name, sir.

You say, hey, Mr. Randall, we're glad to see you again.

And you know what I mean?

And then you serve me the cookie, and do you know what I'm saying?

We have candlelight.

We'll come here.

Yes, sir, but I'm not allowed to do that.

No, come on, man.

You can find somebody else.

This is Ralph, man. This is Ralph.

Come on, guys. Come on.

Crackin' beans. Crackin' beans.

Yes, crackin' beans.

That's a joke, right, sir?

What?

That's a joke.

I don't know what's going on.

I hear a bunch of Indians jumping around, hooping and hollering.

But anyways, I just want to cook.

You know what I'm saying?

I'm just trying to impress this girl.

I'll pay you $30.

You know what I'm saying?

money is no object. No, sir.

If you like, you can make another phone call Monday

morning. Oh, yeah, but I'm telling you,

man, I need you, man.

You sound like good...

I pay you good money, you know what I'm saying? I know you probably...

Are you manager over there?

No, not yet, sir. Okay, well,

I'll tell you what. After you do this,

I'll make a call to your superior.

Upgrade. He will be

here Monday morning,

sir. You know what I'm saying? I mean, I'm just trying

to get an impression. So, I just

just want you guys to say hey mr randall you know it's we're appreciative to have you here and we

we see you all the time but this is a beautiful woman you're with where did you find her at and

i'm gonna say well you know what i'm saying it's like like he's the first you know i have beautiful

women come here all the time and eat cookies with me man so you know what i mean i mean that's

oh you know what i mean i mean that's what i'm trying to convey that i'm a i'm a playboy see

I see what I'm saying, man.

Appreciate it, man.

I'm going to come down here, you know what I'm saying,

and give you a nice tip and stuff,

because you really understand where I'm coming from, man.

Okay, man?

I appreciate it, man.

Okay, have a good night, sir.

You too, man.

Vamos.

I'm sorry, where to go?

The club is already closed, but if you want to make another phone call on Monday morning,

you can find some other employee or even the manager.

Oh, yeah, man.

That's true.

Appreciate it.

Okay, thank you, sir.

Have a good night.

Hey, vamos.

I gotta go, I gotta go.

They're closing the store already.

Okay, man, all right.

All right, good.

Bye.

Good.

All right, that was the first one.

Talking about magic, the gathering,

and Hollywood is mentioning that if you play Armageddon,

I used to run a white deck,

and I used to play Armageddon and White Wrath of God,

and I also had First Strike, I think.

Some of them had First Strike, whatever.

it was like a really wicked combination man that's nerd stuff anyway let's let's try to find

some uh more and i i stepped in that's i i stole that i ripped that off of phil henry

yeah how you doing here okay um here's what's here's what the idea okay i'm like 23 don't get

many girls but this girl named francine is about to come down and we want to know like can we you

You guys got a table with candlelight?

You guys got a DJ down there?

What was that?

You guys got a DJ down there, or how do you work it?

We have live music tonight.

Okay, well, here's the deal, right?

I've got $100 plus money for drinks,

so I was wondering if I could pay you people, you know what I'm saying,

to make believe that I'm like a star down there.

Because you told this girl that I come there all the time,

and people treat me like really important.

I don't think we do anything like that.

But, you know, I got money.

He would just pull me up on stage and be like, here's the man of the hour, Ritchie Randall.

You probably want to come here later when the bands are here and see the stage.

Ritchie Randall.

But, you know what I'm saying, can you say something like, do you bark sin?

Yeah.

Okay, well, you know what I'm saying?

Say, I'll pay you on the side.

Say, hey, here's a drink on the house.

I'm just not going to, like, I don't feel comfortable doing anything like that.

Oh, come on.

Just trying to help a guy out.

I just don't feel comfortable doing anything like that.

You know what I mean?

I'll pay you on the side and say, hey, here you go.

This is on the house.

I'm sorry.

I don't feel comfortable doing that.

You mind if I talk to another bartender?

This is really important to me.

I'm not trying to make you uncomfortable, but it's really important to me.

You know what I'm saying?

I don't get many girls, and I'm just trying to, you know what I'm saying, make the romance happen.

I mean, I'm a nice guy.

Hold on just one moment.

You know what I mean?

He's unavailable.

I'm the only one on shift right now.

Oh, come on, Sarah.

You know what I mean?

I mean, money is no odds to you, as long as it's less than $150.

You know what I mean?

I mean, you could just say, hey, he's a nice guy.

Just put in, like, I'll go to the bathroom for me.

I mean, that's fine.

I'm not going to take any kind of money.

I'm not going to do anything like that.

Okay, well, you know what I'm saying?

You know what I'm saying?

Put a good word in for me.

I just say, he's a special guy.

And you know what I'm saying?

I give you my, I mean, I'm not saying pay you, but.

Hold on just one moment.

Okay.

I'm going to call on to Anita.

Here you go.

Hi, this is Anita.

Hello?

Hi, this is Anita.

Oh, how are you doing there? Are you a bartender?

No, I own the place. What do you want?

Oh, wonderful.

I just want to interject. This lady, Anita, she actually sounded pretty nice.

And we actually commented about it at the end of it, but this is pretty good right here.

I love this character there, Richie Randall.

Reckless got something with this one, I'm telling you.

Okay, well, here's the deal, right?

We're going to get a drink on the side, like pay for a drink.

I'm 23, so there's no problem with IDs or anything.

What happens, I'll buy a drink on the side, but she's not going to know about it?

And like the bartender comes over and says, hey, you know, here's a drink for Randall, he's a great guy.

It's on the house.

Okay.

From him. From you.

Yeah, but I mean, you don't tell her it's from me.

You say it's on the house.

Oh, okay.

You know what I mean?

Oh, huh.

Yeah, she's there, we're on the same level.

The other thing was, I was going to pay the band if they could have like a show dance song.

like they play like people yeah we can't we can't mandate anything that the band oh you don't have

to mandate you just put in good word for me you know what i mean like so what are you guys coming

in tonight or what yeah tonight you know i got her a corsage and you know i never had a problem

okay and you know

lift us up where we played at you know i'm saying they got lights you got like

Well, you know, this is a hip-hop band.

Oh, man.

Maybe we can just dedicate a song just for you.

Yeah, yeah.

There's not a whole lot that's romantic about a hip-hop band, you know?

Yeah.

Okay, well, it's like hip-hop, though.

Okay, so we're coming in tonight.

Yeah, we're coming in about, yeah.

Okay, now do you both have an ID?

Oh, yeah.

She's about, like, 35.

Okay, what's your name?

I got kind of a clean hair.

And you know, you sound like Star.

No, that's just the way I talk.

Okay, okay.

I'm sorry.

Somebody got you.

I'm a little canny.

So you got brown hair and you got new clothes.

I'm going to be wearing a bow tie.

You're going to wear a bow tie?

Yeah.

And then her name is?

Her name is Tracy.

Fast name.

You know, she has blonde hair.

She's a little bit, but it's okay.

You know, I mean, I don't look it.

You know what I mean.

Okay, have the house.

Buy her beer.

And then you're going to put this on your card, right?

Yeah.

I will pay cash, actually.

Buy her drink.

Well, both of them.

You know what I'm saying?

He's a great guy.

He's on the house.

A couple.

You know what I'm saying?

Like that.

I mean, not something too crazy.

I'm not trying to do anything crazy, but, you know, I just think, you know, I need a little help every now and then.

I don't get many dates these days.

Okay.

All righty.

So the people that are working behind the bar, I'm going to tell them what's going on and that you're going to go ahead and, you know, when you – we have a self-service bar.

So it's not as though we have a –

What does that mean?

Well, it means that you have to come up to the bar to order.

Oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, we'll just go up there to order.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, and so what you should do is just take a piece of paper and say,

I'm Richie Randall.

I want to, you know, buy the drink.

You know, just say that.

Put it in a piece of paper and fold it up and give it to the bartender when you place an order.

and then I'll let the two bartenders know what's going down,

and then they can bring another drink to Francine then.

Oh, wow.

And say this is for you because you're special.

Oh.

Is that okay?

Oh, yes, appreciate it.

You know what I mean?

I'm not trying to do any harm, but you know what I mean?

I mean, that's great.

So write a note.

Okay.

It just says, you know, I want to buy, and name the kind of drink that you want the bartender to fix for Francine,

and then just slide it along with your money so that they know what to do.

Oh, that's great.

You know what I'm saying?

And then one of them will bring the drink out to her, which is kind of special since we're just a service bar,

and put it at the table.

Oh, that's great.

I appreciate it.

What's your name again?

My name's Anita, and we're looking forward to seeing you later.

Oh, thank you so much.

Okay, honey.

Hope you have a good night.

Bye-bye.

Because you're special.

That's kind of funny.

Because you're special.

She says you're really nice.

Poor lady.

But we went on to comment a little bit more about that.

Yeah.

It was a fun time.

It wasn't a fun prank call.

Awesome job, Reckless, if you're listening.

We're going to get out of here.

Milkman, can you make it quick, please?

If you're there still.

Yeah, you're here.

Yes, I'm here.

Hello.

This is Gus Portman.

Everybody, we love you here at the Madhouse, we'd like to thank Ted, we love you, we love you Ted, thank you for doing this band, we love you, we'll make a special call to all those nerds out there that got us banned, kiss our Madhouse right in the ass, we'd actually like to thank all those friends over here in the new team, especially Mr. Warrior, come to the rescue, Warrior, yay, thanks a lot,

We got guys, we got some of our other friends in here, we got Mr. Talk of Wayne in Vegas.

Good things a lot, guys, for stopping by.

This has been really cool.

Yeah.

And everybody, we should get you guys, guys, for being a madhouse.

We love you guys.

We should get you guys on Justin's TV.

Yeah.

Everybody's got us speaking back to you.

We love you.

Thank you so much for joining us.

and we'll be looking forward

to having you looking at us next week

so we'll be looking for you

to be looking

thank you

you guys rock

those are great cars

I don't know if this is a data record

or is that mini Barbarino on a dumb knot

I don't know but it was good

everybody else out there

in the chat room

all our friends

in his cheap gray

new new

alley

shitty

all right

wrap it up

milkman

we're on the new

PC

anyway

I'm sorry to cough

well thanks syndicate for uh having us on thanks to dino man everyone be sure to listen tomorrow

to zolar vision at 10 p.m eastern standard time zola will be on tomorrow night so he's got a good

show dude guys everyone uh listen to that um okay just to give you an update anybody who's

All right, Milkman.

Just a quick update here.

UCLA is winning 61-55 with seven minutes left in the second quarter.

And Tennessee behind 57-71 with three minutes left before the half.

Xavier pulled out a win against West Virginia, 79-75 in overtime

time by a three apparently xavier led let xavier let an 18 point lead slip away thursday night but

not a trip to the elite eight outlasting number seven seed west virginia 79 to 75 in overtime

that would have been an awesome game javier is it xavier javier yes did you hear what happened

to that lady that was boarding the plane that tried to get on the plane these pfa people what

they did to her no what happened i didn't get a chance to tell you about this news story i wanted

to tell you it was just real quick but short but we're talking about that last year the lady that

guy killed the lady guy killed like last year no no just just like today or yesterday just today

or yesterday you can't believe this shit but i believe it is true the lady went through the

metal detectors everything was fine and then one of the freaky women comes up with a little paddle

stick uh metal detectors and starts sticking in their legs and everything and uh runs across

It runs across her torso, and the thing starts beeping.

So she says politely to the lady quietly, ma'am, I have nipple rings.

And the lady says, hey, this girl's got nipple rings.

Joe, come over here.

Hey.

And then they start calling.

All the guys are all standing there.

Oh, you got nipple rings.

They take her and haul her back in to one of these, like, little rooms there.

And they're all gathering around, telling her to take them off.

And she can't get them off.

So they make her get pliers, dude, pliers.

They have pliers and pull these suckers out.

Can you imagine how embarrassing and how painful that must have been?

And then they wouldn't let him board the plane until Ash, he pulled them fuckers out.

Like a pierced nipple is a very dangerous weapon.

So everybody look out if you've got a pierced nipple or a pierced tongue or a pierced peter or a pierced bow.

Oh, God.

Let's just get a grip, man.

You're either with us or against us.

everybody get a grip out there.

That's what I'm talking about, man.

She's got a big law case here in L.A.

She filed these.

Expect to hear more.

It's really going to be interesting

to hear her explain and justify

nipple, you know,

plier removal of nipple rings.

It's going to be very interesting to hear that one.

That's right, Wilkman.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot, brother.

Thank you.

Tuck, you were saying that you thought

that I had stopped drinking beer?

That you were under the impression

that I don't drink beer?

uh as much is that correct if you rewind the the saturday uh show you said no i don't do it

anymore we had a whole conversation about it go up and listen well no this is a you know for the

most part every week that you see me drinking beer if it's out of this glass right here it's not beer

it's sugar-free apple drink mix yeah which i filled before the show in this picture right here

and then i make it look like that i'm drinking beer all night here like i'm a cool guy but

But actually, in all actuality, I'm just drinking an apple-flavored Kool-Aid, basically.

So, yeah.

That's all I drink.

Oh, so you're Dean Martin, aren't you?

Yeah, I'm like, Dean Martin.

Well, like, you know, Frank Sinatra.

He never, Frank Sinatra never, ever, he never drank, you know, he was always on stage.

He always had, like, you know, but it was always, like, iced tea or something like that, they said.

Yeah, Dean Martin did that, too.

It was always apple juice.

Yeah.

Dean Martin did that, too.

It was always apple juice.

50 Cent does that.

He would walk around like he was drunk.

50 Cent does the same thing, apparently.

Exactly, yeah.

He empties out, you know, he'll come up with a, you know, like,

drinking out of the bottle of Kavassia or whatever,

but it's actually usually, they said it's either tea or vitamin water.

Imagine that.

Anyway.

You know who else does that?

Jerry Lewis and Wreckwood also pretend like he's drunk.

Yeah, Wreckwood pretends like he's drunk.

He's really just high off his ass on other stuff.

But he says he's drunk, and he means well.

Right.

God.

Yeah.

I actually am drunk.

Good for you, sir.

That's awesome.

There's nothing wrong with being drunk.

It's Thursday night.

I call it the unofficial start of the week.

Stoli flavored water.

God, man.

I can't believe they made that lady go at it with pliers right there.

Was it in front of everybody?

That's really fucked up, man.

Can you imagine, dude?

She had one of the curls like it's a loop with the balls.

And then she had like a bar stud.

dead. And the barstead, I don't know

if it had been said in the salon, but she couldn't get it to

come undone, so they made her take it out with pliers.

God, that's fucked up,

man. God, just every...

Instead of a whole bunch of men, because she asked

a lady if

she would have another female

come back and

just look to see that that's what it was

and it wasn't any weaponry, you know, that would

be fine, but instead they take the whole bunch of

guys back there and make her actually

do a removal in front of all these men.

okay let's let's almost wrap it up here let me rapid fire through some news articles here real

quick because i promised first of all the inventor of the egg mcmuffin was announced this morning

that he died not the applause milkman i heard that he announced that he died he announced that

he died today he made he came out and said hey everybody i'm the inventor of the egg mcmuffin

and i'm gonna die he's like he died right there he went like he died

it's man that's crazy long live man that's that's that's wild am at your local mcdonald's store

okay thank you that's right milkman i i don't know his name i i thought i had his name here

somewhere i don't remember what is it uh uh monty farker monty fraker monty his name is

monty fuck that guy nobody cares about you monty fraker i love those egg with my man you know what

They should give out free egg.

Man, McDonald's should give out free egg McMuffins out someday this week in memory of that guy.

If they don't do that, they're a bunch of assholes.

You know that?

They should give one out to everybody.

The rumor has it here in the map.

Yeah, in a black packet.

In a black, yeah.

A special release, a special version in honor here of the vegetarian egg McMuffin.

Okay.

Okay, great.

Hey, everybody.

I also wanted to mention, you know, we've talked in the past about D.B. Cooper.

D.B. Cooper, remember Milkman?

We spent a night, we talked about that at length.

Oh, yeah, yeah, I heard about that, too.

Yeah, go ahead.

Okay, so a parachute was found in southwest Washington

that apparently is believed to be D.B. Cooper's parachute.

It was found by some kids, apparently,

and the kids were actually, they found it,

and they started digging it up on their own

instead of just calling the parents,

so they kind of trifled with it a little bit,

it but apparently they found uh a very old decaying uh uh in in the ground uh a parachute

and there's a there's a speculation perhaps as db cooper's parachute apparently he jumped with

four like he asked in his ransom he asked for four parachutes and he jumped wearing one and he

had two more with him whatever that was for i don't understand that i mean what if if the

parachute failed was he gonna like strap on another one and then try it or was this gonna

to hold on to it or something like that. I don't understand that.

I think two are fake.

Okay. Alright. Yeah, the other thing,

he could have grabbed all the parachutes so no one could

jump out after him.

Oh, alright. Okay. Smart guy.

He demanded, he did

an offer of $200,000 and four parachutes.

That's something. Anyway,

so maybe they will

find that D.B. Cooper

didn't survive or maybe he ran away

from there. I don't know. It's a weird

story. You know, that's like almost

45 years ago now.

Yeah, it's been a long time.

Like almost 45 years ago, like 1963?

Yeah, something like that.

63 or 65.

It was like before the mid-60s, the very first hijacking.

Mm-hmm, okay.

Police are in Miami, just south of here.

They're going to start flying unmanned drones, UAVs, in the city on missions for like SWAT missions

and just for basic surveillance

of what's going on around the towns

unmanned

drones that like our military

uses in Afghanistan and Iraq and other

places are going to

be used in our own cities

now by our police department that's

that's interesting just wanted to bring

that up to everybody

they charged the boyfriend I remember last week

we talked about the woman that was on her

toilet for two years you remember

that yeah the shit or

seat actress yes and well he's he's been arrested and he's been charged or something i don't know

what it is exactly but apparently he's he was negligent he says that he kept you know coming

back and feeding her and kept begging her to get off the toilet but she never wanted to

and uh if you don't know what we're talking about just google it all right just google

woman stuck toilet boyfriend you'll see what we're talking about you'll figure it out from there

A man shot his wife

A man shot his wife on accident

Milkman

A man was trying to install a satellite TV

And he was trying to shoot through the wall

Because he couldn't cut through the wall

And his wife was on the other end

And got shot and died

He got that frustrated he couldn't cut through the wall

He just started unloading bullets into the wall

He just went straight up like

Fuck you

Killed his wife

That's right

right exactly right or something he was so drunk he thought he had his nes and was playing duck

probably he thought it was a duck flying around or that stupid dog i always wanted to shoot that

that fucking dog i always wanted to kill that bastard man when he laughed at me i used to play

i used to be a chucky cheese and i would play that on the on the play choice 10 arcade and that

stupid dog would laugh at me when i missed it i get so mad but then i cheat then i learned to

cheat i just put the gun right up to the screen and shoot it and you never miss that was a trick

that was a trick to duck until it got really fast and you were kind of screwed but you could get up

to like the third fourth round real easy if you just stuck the gun on the on the actual monitor

you didn't play it for real just stuck it on there and you shot it but after it got fast and

it was actually it got really hard then you know i never got past that point oh i i gotta cheat all

the time i gotta cheat and uh i don't know what uh oh yeah there were and there was a case in

chicago the guy he showed up the um he showed up to steal uh he was holding a place up it was

robbing us some some place a medical center and or something like that and they said that the safe

was closed the manager wasn't there the manager was going to be there later so he left his phone

number told him to call him back when the manager was there so they called the cops and they had

undercover cops sitting there waiting for him the guy actually left the guy goes in to rob a place

at 8 o'clock in the morning.

They tell him,

okay, we can't get to the safe

until they get the money.

Like, okay, bye.

And, you know,

I can't imagine it.

And then the guy actually came back.

He got shot.

He was in a little tight place.

The guy, yeah,

the guy got shot in the leg

and he's in the hospital.

Whatever, stupid ass.

Dude, how much heroin

would you have to hit

to figure that one out?

How much, yeah, exactly.

How much heroin

would you need to be injecting

into yourself?

Right into that arm.

Or how much meth

Matthew, you've got to be, how much meth are you smoking?

Whatever else it is.

If it was meth, you'd have been running around outside the store,

you know, running around outside and inside.

God.

That'd be something really stupid, right?

Right.

And apparently, and I just wanted to say real quick,

this week a lot of deals made about the United States accidentally,

our government accidentally sent to Taiwan what they call nuclear parts

or whatever, nuclear components.

it's it was a big deal how could they do it first of all was like a handful of of nose cones for

for nuclear weapons there's no warheads involved there were old fusible warhead you know nose cone

tips not warheads but just nose cone tips for nuclear missiles that's all it was it's just like

a handful of them it wasn't like they sent nukes to taiwan an accident accident you know everyone

just calm the fuck down every every you know the media is just they they they construe everything

thing and make it look like it's the end of the world

every, especially if you watch that Fox News, man.

God dang it. And cranes

are going all over the place.

I personally don't give a shit to be honest with you.

Good news.

What are you dramatists out there?

Alright, we've done enough.

I think that's it. I think that's the end of the show.

Unless there's something else to talk.

What's the status of the Tuckolution

before we go, please?

I will see about updating a new podcast

on the

Revolutook page, prankhall.info.com

this weekend. How about that?

Okay, good. We'll look forward to that.

And Milkman, I mean, you don't have

a podcast, and no one else here has anything.

So there we go. We're out of here, everybody.

We're clear. We'll catch you next week.

Thank you, everybody.

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