2008-05-01 Show

Thank you very much.

Ladies and gentlemen, right now we'd like to get ready to introduce the star of the show,

the young man you've all been waiting for, Mr. Soul.

Let's all get together and welcome him to the stand with a great big hand.

Hey, good evening, everybody.

Madhouse Radio has returned the air machine.

The internet machine is now piped with what is only describable as the liquid truth,

Carlito and the associate at Madhouse, Madhoseans.

we will be here tonight to do prank calls uh talk a little bit about what's going on in the world

uh we'll be taking your calls tonight as well as your requests we have a lot of prank call

requests we have some good leads for prank calls tonight i'll be explaining those in a moment we

have some very important news to talk about that's going to affect the future of this show

and maybe some of the other shows in this uh on on this here network that you listen to us on so

be sure to listen to that we're going to hit that pretty early here it's a flying car it's

nothing like that um of course we have tuck brandon vegas and hollywood vanya all checking

in tonight here via satellite link up milkman will be joining us here pretty soon and making

his return after a long time like two three weeks since we've had milkman on the show

actually you know sitting at the crib and tonight we understand he's going to be joining us in that

fashion and we're very happy about that we always love milkman out here of course been on this show

since the second episode i got some red sugar free i got some strawberry i mixed cherry uh

cherry drink and strawberry drink together from walmart the sugar-free stuff it's pretty good

it's pretty good it's a little too tart i might add some ice cubes to it later when i take a phone

call i'll be able to pick up the phone and walk around and go do that anyway if you want to join

us here tonight please visit madhouselive.com of course a big what's up to everybody watching us

and chatting with us tonight live over at syndicate radio syndicate radio.tv what's up guys

how y'all doing sorry for the technical issues but we got you guys back in time looks like here

work in order for the start of the show sorry about that trouble but hey it wouldn't be a mad

house show without some type of technical f up nice and early we got it out of the way things

should be good for now and and what is up with uh let's uh let's talk about this real quick just

I'm just curious why are all the why is the pcu uh a thing like why is everything dead what what

happened with that does anybody know don't know well yeah what's going on with blue planet uh

hosting right now from what I understand their website's offline and uh the team speak service

we use that ted provides for us is down uh the uh the station uh is down also we're not simulcasting

on the new PCU, but I haven't seen or heard from Ted.

Anyway, so the words out there, if anybody has heard from Ted,

Ted Missing 2008 is here.

Yeah, it's a mystery.

From what I understand here, Tuck, you can confirm this.

He took on Sunday, he left on a plane flight.

It was supposed to be a pleasure flight that was only going to last about an hour and 15 minutes

over the deserts of Las Vegas in Nevada.

However you say it, Nevada, whatever

He flew out of Las Vegas International Airport

He's still out there regardless of where he's from

Well, he hasn't been seen

And what the fear is that he might have had to go down in the desert

And there's talk that maybe perhaps he's okay

Him and the crew, he was there with an experienced crew

So we're hoping out for the best word for Ted

Everybody out there, please keep him in your prayers tonight

night and uh and i do believe they're they are working on on a paypal donation site for him

so we're looking i'm sure he'll pop up here in an hour he's a strong guy he's a hockey

he's an athlete you know i'm sure he's fine he's a rock climber and he uh he knows some karate i

don't say karate you guys you're supposed to say karate that's how it's actually pronounced

ladies and gentlemen if you didn't know you know if you're a martial artist like myself

So it's different from karate?

No, it is not karate.

Karate is a disgusting bastardization, Americanization, proclamation of the word karate is how it's pronounced.

And it's a very noble word.

I'm so sorry.

Karate.

People mangle everything, do they?

Can you say it, Tuck?

Are you able to say karate?

Can you say it right?

Karate?

Karate, yeah, right.

Okay.

Anyway, Sean Ward is supposed to be joining us here in about 15 minutes.

So he said he was going to call in at 10.30 to promote his new album

Although I haven't heard from him since he confirmed that two days ago

I don't think he's going to be

I think we've been ditched by our first C-level celebrity here, everybody

On the mouth

Our first interview

Get your tie straight and your hair combed

Anyway, so we got important news to talk about here tonight

I'm going to go ahead and get Milkman on the line for this, though

Because he's involved

This is very shocking and important news

Let's go ahead and get the Milkman here

Excuse me, everybody

Anyway, I will say, Sean Ward

Sean Ward, good friend of the show, has released an album, Tuck, is that right?

What's the title of that album?

To Party.

Pay to Party.

I do believe.

You can get it for free.

Everybody go to SeanWard.net, pick it up, pay to party.

I got an autographed copy right here of Sean's latest comic book,

the Sean Ward Electric Comics Freakout.

Autographed when he hung out here with me.

Good guy, very talented individual.

Go check out his comic books.

He's got a new one coming out with his character, Benny Bunny.

He's a great prank caller.

Also, there are links on his site to listen to his archive prank calls.

Some very funny stuff.

Very talented individual.

Good prank caller.

Good artist.

Good musician.

What do you want to say?

Be sure to check out SeanWar.net.

Yeah, he's good people.

All right.

Anyway, let's see if we can get the Milkman here on the line.

Uh-oh, his number went out.

I'm going to have to delete that off the archives.

What was that?

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Yeah, that's his number.

Baby, baby, baby!

Oh, man!

What's up, Sean? How you doing, man?

I'm doing fantastic. Good to hear from you, man.

Did you get my message with the number to call in at?

When did you leave it? Because I just walked in the door and I haven't been in all day.

Alright, well, listen to the message. Get the number and call in on that line.

You're off air right now, but...

Okay, cool.

Alright, didn't mean to bug you, but...

Alright, so I'll keep the line clear for you, man.

Okay, so now is the time for me to call in?

Whenever you're ready, you go ahead and call in.

Okay, I'm just going to hang up.

This phone's beeping.

I'm going to call you right away after I get the message.

All right, man.

We'll be here.

All right, that's Sean Ward.

All right, so again, maybe we're not being ditched.

All right.

Sean Ward's a great dude.

No, I just hit readout.

I forgot the last person I called was Sean, not Milkman.

I was wondering.

That sounds funny.

Party Central.

Milkman doesn't say stuff like that.

He'll say stuff like, show me your titties or something, you know.

He does say stuff like that, actually.

He does.

He's very nasty, very vulgar.

Very bad, nasty, vulgar gentleman.

Anyway, so Sean will be joining us here.

Let me mention this here real quick.

Madhouse Studios, where I do the show, is here in the state of Florida.

And this news, this came by, a new news reported this to me just before the show.

And I was actually very shocked and a little worried about this.

We'll see how this goes.

This is from the Sun Sentinel.

There's a bill that could make it illegal to put false info in caller ID.

Out of Tallahassee, a measure to battle caller identification frauds passed the Senate Thursday morning.

this morning this morning and is now headed to governor charlie crisp christ i say crisp i'll

explain that later for his signature the anti-spoofing act would make it a misdemeanor

for callers to enter false information into a caller identification system to deceive to deceive

defraud or mislead call recipients that's not good uh so all right so apparently and this past

This is past the Senate, so now it's going to be signed into a law to the governor.

So the only way that we could fight it would be to lobby the governor, the Republican governor of Florida, Charlie Crist.

If you want, by all means, go ahead and lobby him on behalf of us here on Madhouse Radio to keep this from going through.

And let him know, honestly, hey.

I'm drinking when I'm drinking.

Let him know, hey, man.

i listen to this show it's funny this guy he does prank calls he spoofs his numbers

don't take that away you know call them all gambino style like hey you're gonna you're

gonna take that away kind of stuff there's a lot of you new yorker people out there nothing

wrong with you guys but you guys sound intimidating on the phone to us to us southerners here in

florida you call you call the office of governor charlie chris with like a new york accent like a

wise guy accent and i bet you that's just about the only way you could get him to cave in because

Because that voice to us, us Southerners, we hear a Yankee talking like that.

We're like, oh, shit, man, this guy, he's, I don't know, he's involved.

Or what do you say?

He's connected.

That's how we'd say it.

This guy sounds connected.

Oh, jeez.

Oh, man.

You hear that guy?

He sounds connected.

Anyway, so, such abuses are easily committed by way of online spoofing sites, such as the one we use here, spoofcard.com,

that cheaply provide a means for callers to mask their identities.

90s uh internet services reroute calls and disguise the caller's true identity instead

substituting it with another oftentimes the name of a caller's recipient's friend uh of a call

recipient's friend or a company they do business with which is exactly what we do here and we

actually promote it maybe it's our fault that this is happening in the state of florida watch out we

might be going down i might have to take down all my pranks and wow call callers use these websites

Well, callers usually get around the do not call registry to make crank calls to 911 operators to defraud people by pretending to represent their banks or to harass ex-boyfriends and ex-girlfriends.

Yeah, I mean, I guess that's the problem.

People abuse the system now.

Now you can't do it.

You know, we're here having fun.

You know, we don't call.

When have I ever on this show been like, hey, give me your credit card number.

Give me your social security number.

yeah but you know someone wanted to you know uh be a wise ass and like really crank down and really

get you for something now there's a legal angle for them to actually go let me let me say this

i'm talking directly to the camera let me say this people out there world i am a prank caller

and we as prank callers people like myself tug zolar rev there's a there's a fine line and there's

an honor in what we do we mess with people yes we make them eat shit like rev did once

yes I made a man put his cell cordless phone in a tub full of water and ruin it yes I did that

once however there's a fine line between these these disgusting assholes who give us a bad name

and are ruining things for us now because they're trying to steal identities and credit card numbers

we're not these people we're not these people whatsoever and they're our enemies and I think

think we should start a campaign to stop people from from using the powers that we have to us

for for bad and evil purposes i am not in league with these people i am a prank uh prank prank

caller i call it that's why i am a prankster and we're not these people that is all thank you very

much i just think that was a great statement they are they do these people do give us trouble see

now what's going on these these telemarketing assholes i'm so fucking pissed off at these

these telemarketers and people like this and such and these things of these nature so this is what

they used to get around the do not call registry okay i want immediately i'm snapping my fingers

immediately someone give me the number for tim cersei uh i know nunu has it nunu we can we're

gonna actually do it we're gonna spoof him with the number nunu make it so right now we're gonna

call tim cersei and tell him to knock it off fucking asshole nunu make it happen i'm sure he's

got that he's got a cell phone number like on lock he knows exactly where it's at we'll see if

can get through to him probably not but i'll try anyway so that is that here's what else i wanted

to mention hey guys guess guess how much gas costs internationally we're stalling here for

sean to call in by the way but how much do you figure gas costs internationally do you think

well how much is internationally all right look i bet you it's as much so much cheaper than it is

here no no no i talked to i locked i talked to mama lito about an hour before the show started

She was out with my old man

His birthday was last week

Happy birthday dad

51 years old

Anyway

So they were buying gas

And she said she just paid

$3.69

A gallon

To fill up

I paid $3.58 this morning

Where at?

This is in Florida

In central Orlando

Daytona Beach kind of area

In between the two

Oh I thought you were talking about

Worldwide

Like in Europe or something

No no no

She's in

okay so we're paying you know it says the national average and as of last week is three dollars and

45 cents a gallon okay anyway so here's the deal they say that actually it's actually really cheap

compared to the rest of the world like what what number in in terms of countries what number do

you think we fall in as far as how expensive our gas is would you put us in in the top 20

oh five dollars no well would you put us in the top 20 of expensive gas uh yeah no it's not it's

We're actually number 111 with our average.

Oh, wow, really?

As a matter of fact.

Because there are all these embargoes.

Well, no, no, no.

It's actually, no.

United Kingdom, the UK, it's $8.38 a gallon right now at national average there.

They're converting it from liters into gallons so we can figure it out with our gay math.

But here, the United Kingdom pays $8.38.

Aruba pays $12.03.

Wow.

Sierra Leone pays $18.42.

That's bad.

Sierra Leone, that's like a civil war there or something, probably.

Did you ask Sean how much his gas is?

Bosnia-Herzegovina, that's like war zone 2, $10.86.

I guess apparently war brings up the cost, you know.

If you could get blown up at the gas station while you're pumping your gas,

that usually brings up the price about another $5 right there.

Well, Norway, it's $8.73.

Eritrea

as all you

Eritrea

all you Howard Stern fans

you know what Eritrea is

9.58

you don't always

have a big deal

because everyone

rides bicycles

right

true

Germany I don't know

is not on this list

it's not in the top 10

but I do

the cheapest

if anybody has a guess

whoever

one of you gets

this one first

gets a gold star

Tuck start with

the round table

who do you think

has the cheapest gas

in the world

what country

good answer Tuck

nobody have an answer

Saudi Arabia

saudi arabia is not the cheapest that's number three iraq iraq isn't even on the list no because

kuwait no that's number nine number one is venezuela number two is iran in venezuela

gas is 12 cents a gallon motherfucker 12 cents a gallon for gas in venezuela i would make men

people should make gas runs no i'm telling you we gotta start a racket to see this is not they

just pump it straight from the ground well you know they got the racket right now where um you

American, out of South America, they're bringing

this stuff up to the states.

It's all Iraqi. Well, let's start

bringing up the gas from Venezuela, man.

12 cents a gallon. We could probably still make a

profit. We could sell it for 2 bucks a gallon.

We could probably make a good 50 cents

profit per gallon after shipping

it and shit. We could make money.

We could sell that gas like crazy.

I'm going to do that shit. I'm going to start

flying to Venezuela.

It's probably worth 12 cents.

You know what I'm saying?

If it's from Venezuela, you know what I'm saying?

It's probably worth the choice

That's not too far

Dirt and air and corn

I don't know

In the 80's they used to make plane flights

From like Columbia to California and shit

We could do Venezuela to like

I don't know

To Texas

Yeah but

We're getting cocaine

We're going to bring gasoline man

Gasoline

With no additives either man

Fuck those additive shits

Gasoline or new cocaine

cocaine that's right didn't you uh didn't you come across a tanker of gas recently oh yeah

yeah stolen tanker no more how you're not gonna want to buy a tanker of gas from a dude calling

a gas station all right i'm gonna pay it to you for like a dollar a gallon oh no don't know

come on man you gotta jump on the on the chance anyway number two is iran we said number three

was saudi arabia libya's number four swaziland swazi swaziland swaziland 54 cents a gallon

katar bahrain in the middle of south africa yeah egypt is number eight kuwait is number nine as we

said and then here's one number 10 the seychelles seychelles i don't know i never heard of that s-c-y-c-h-e-l-l-e-s

what is that place and why is the gas so cheap there it's 98 cents a gallon there used to be

that here in 97 not that long ago 10 years ago you could buy gas at 98 cents a gallon god damn it

now that price is the 10th cheapest in the world that's fucked up dude something there's something

something amiss here we gotta do a prank call we're waiting for sean but he's not hurrying up

and calling here all right well let's do a prank call real real quick here while we wait for sean

to call in let me see what numbers we got we got a ton of submissions and uh mobile rasta just sent

one in also here uh he sent a number for a dude who owns about six grand six grand to the meadows

apartment complex oh shit watch out he may also have a son that's about five years old he had

with a almost legal hooker is that like a barely legal hooker or what what is an almost legal

hooker what is that like like i don't understand like she didn't ask for the payment until like at

the end like she just implied it his i don't know so an almost legal okay whatever uh give

and i'm typing the mobile rasta here this is how i do business give me the number the apartment

apartment complex office please there we go please do that mobile rasta so that we may spoof

it while it's still freaking legal before the governor gets a hold of that thing and signs it

man holy shit i need to get a number for the governor's office man i'm starting to panic dude

we're gonna be fucked f-u-k-e fucked tim sushi never picks up this late don't even bother trying

there's no war in bosnia right now says nunu well thank you retire a couple months early

our uk correspondent nunu nothing with bad freaking news thank you dude awesome

Boring.

That is what this show is right now.

Okay, we're going to give a call here to this homegirl.

Thank you.

We got a request earlier tonight.

I'm going to read this to you.

Actually, this is this afternoon.

We got a person here.

Man, imagine a person.

It works for a newspaper in a small town.

Let me go ahead and see if I can find this first before I start telling it.

I know.

That's what I said.

That's from NBA Superstar.

Here we go.

This is from the popcorn.

The popcorn colonel.

Checking in, everybody.

Joey.

Good guy.

Send in a prank request.

Sounds very promising.

saying good man it is 10 32 we haven't even done a prank yet this is bad uh michelle is a news

service editor of a community newspaper based in paradise valley arizona if she's chosen a prank i

would suggest you either demand she publish something in the newspaper because she has a

very short fuse and gets frustrated with people who demand she publish news about people or things

outside of paradise valley or play a man who someone has set her up with being in her 30s

She's desperately seeking a soulmate

Why does she have to

Put stuff outside of her place

I don't know

I don't get it

Why is she so upset about it

Her paper is

You know

Where it is

It should be

Yeah

Why people were demanding

She talk about stuff

That's not what

She's got to do

This is a global

This is a global world

And we all need to respect that

And report on all the news

To all the people

I'm certain there's certain people

That only get their news

From the

What's it called again

I don't even know the name of the newspaper

It would have been nice to know the name of the newspaper

I don't know, okay, so here we go

Let's call Michelle

I've never heard of Paradise Valley

I've never heard of fucking whatever that is

I don't even know, where is it, Arizona?

All of this is dry, that's all I know, dude

That's all

That's all I know

Okay, in the meantime, let's play some Jimi Hendrix

Because we're going to have a story about that

I don't know if you guys heard about the Jimi Hendrix story this week

What the fuck is that about?

I heard about that

You heard about that?

Yeah man, alright so we'll be right back with some more information

Yeah, we were talking about it this morning on Kid Krip

Oh yeah?

Alright, we'll be right back with the first prank call of the night

Finally, just a moment

Well, I shouldn't have given that out, my bad

Oh well, she didn't answer, we tried dude

Is that beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep?

That was that, no actually that time it actually

said it was meh meh meh

Meh meh meh meh, you know? Man I'm hungry dude

I'm fucking hungry

I'm in the mood for some food.

That's the thing right there.

Mood for food.

All right, P-Baller Corey has just sent in a prank call request

for a Mark McMenamin.

McMenamin.

Mark McMenamin.

What a homo, that name.

They play World of Warcraft.

They play WoW about 16 hours a day,

so they get eight hours of sleep, 16, 24, bingo, figured it out.

Huge addict.

Tell them you're Blizzard and going to close his account.

You do power leveling.

link if you need any more information just talk to me on msn and it's cornelius harder has sent

us in and the guy even sent in the spoof ass number for 805 9 blizzard genius i wish i knew

what their usernames were dude uh who sent this in cornelius harder cornelius harder i command

you to send me their usernames you know uh whatever their character names what the heck it

is i'm sure you know what that is please report that cornelius he says he's got it all right good

Good, good man.

We're going to do that prank call here next.

We're waiting for the final information.

Everybody hold.

We're still waiting for Sean Ward.

We're still waiting for Milkman.

And we're still waiting for Carlito to stop talking.

Just a moment.

The next prank call will be right at you.

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.

Cornelius, you better hurry up with that dude.

I'm counting on you.

And it's too late.

We got a caller in from Toronto.

I wonder who that is.

Sean Ward, what's going on, man?

That's the best in internet radio.

Best in internet Carlito.

Yeah, best radio.

Fuck, fuck, best entertainment

No, my friend

No, you're above that

Now, let's talk

The new CD, Paid to Party, right?

Fucking right

So, available for free online

What made you decide to do that exactly?

What's the thinking behind that?

Here's the situation with that

Is that I cut that record last year

There's videos that I made of me going to the studio

Far back as March last year

So that's when I recorded songs that were on

Yeah, I was made for this CD single

That I came out with earlier in the year

Did that, so I'm just continuing to go

It was going to be ten songs, but then I knocked it because there was just something about the numerology kind of just feel of the

Number nine to me that felt more right once on then song happy with because pleased with the recording

It just doesn't belong on that that didn't fit the style the other songs on the record

You're saying what's that it didn't fit the same theme as the other tracks. That's right. That's right

It's not a whole different thing

I was basically getting ahead of myself because I've you know part vision in my head that I need to do now to connect

I want to be dropping, you know, two years down the road, you know what I mean?

It's like a big tangled mess like that.

So that is, it's a piece to a different part.

And then the other song that I cut because I didn't like, I'm dissatisfied with one of her songs.

I didn't like what I was saying.

My message was not clear enough, so I cut that song as well.

Which brought the thing down to a lean, mean seven tracks.

The clock's in at 20 minutes.

Almost exactly.

Lean and mean.

I mean, I had one chick write to me and tell me that she listens to it.

It's her new workout routine music.

And she's telling me it's the perfect length for her to do her workout.

Okay.

All right, yeah, so I guess so.

I've had a few compliments come in like that that have been really cool.

But I'm darting around the question.

What's this got to do with the question, why am I giving it away for free?

Right.

I promise you I'm coming upon that.

Okay.

Why is it for free?

It's for free because the record was done.

I got it down to the seven songs.

And I was fussing and fretting for a long time about whether or not I was going to re-record those songs.

And it wasn't coming together.

Then I was thinking about a CD released for November.

and it's just you know the

circumstances worked out

So mysterious forces didn't want it to happen

And so then I was thinking about getting into this spring.

So now it's springtime.

Fuck, I want to be coming out with this record in the spring.

But I don't have the time to be booking a party and having CDs pressed and promoting it hard enough

that I would get enough people to come to me and make it worthwhile to press the CDs in the first place.

This whole thing just turned into a massive, massive headache.

So the idea that came into my head after a while and then decided to go with it

was to just fucking give the bloody thing away.

way all i care about right this point and what i need for that to deliver on at this point in my

life is just for people to hear it and people to enjoy it okay so in the short answer is that's

why i'm giving it away for free because that way the most people will get to have it and the most

people will get to enjoy it okay fair enough yeah well and that and that's good because i mean it's

it gets the music out there to people and this is horrible buzzing a lot i'm digging that i love it

yeah it's and that's it's this the setup i have here all of a sudden it'll start buzzing really

really bad i'm using very old this i'll tell you i got a phone patch right sean bought it on ebay

the guy tells me you got a great deal i paid 40 bucks for it he said he had it says vietnam

he was a ham radio operator in vietnam and he used it to patch people in the united states

could talk by phone to their like kids or their loved ones and out in the field by radio oh my

god yeah he said this thing is like historic he said it kept like whole families together over

the whole course of like 10 years in the war i'm like wow and here i'm using it to keep people

People together through the internet line.

Well, yeah, and I'm prank calling people.

But every once in a while, it starts buzzing.

I think I might have taken a bullet in Da Nang or something like that.

And it's a very annoying buzz.

It always, it fixes itself, people.

I'm sorry.

I apologize.

Sean, I'm sorry for the poor audio quality here that's going to be on this.

I don't even hear it, dude.

Yeah, you don't hear it, but everybody else does.

And it just, it's just, something always happens on this show, Sean.

It's just so frustrating.

Well, hopefully it won't detract.

Maybe, I just can only hope that what I say will be powerful enough to prove.

Well, yeah, the words come through.

So tell me about Benny Bunny.

And I saw him, he was a short in issue number six, right?

A short in issue number six?

I think he might have made a brief appearance in it.

Yeah.

But basically what happened with the Benny Bunny book was I made one that was just called Benny Bunny back in 2002.

Okay.

And it came out right before, the thing that I did before I came out with my Beatles book, the Beatles comic book I did.

And so the reason why I made it was because the previous comic book I had come out with was November of 2001.

And so then the Beatles one wasn't coming out until June of 2002,

and I didn't want it to go that long without something new coming out, right?

February, right before I dove into the real meat of the work on that,

I whipped off this stupid little thing called Benny Bunny, made it up as I went along,

no pencil, just grabbed the marker and started scribbling away,

and ended up making this 48-page thing, just pure silliness, but people fucking loved it.

Okay.

And it was never intended to be anything more than that.

But then what's been going on that I've been witness to in this city, specifically, you know, just the scenes get political.

There's politics when you start getting into, you know, scenes and whatnot.

So there's politics in the rock scene, and there's politics in the comic book scene, and blah, blah, blah.

And so basically I'm taking all of kind of these different instances of that politic, expressing itself,

put them all into a pot because it kind of, there's recurring themes throughout it, right?

So turn that into a story.

And made Benny Bunny the protagonist so that I can do a little, you know, names change to protect the not-so-innocent.

Gotcha.

And so the new one is called Benny Bunny on Wheels.

Okay.

And it's coming out probably like July.

That one is a, the main story in that one is about the skateboarding scene.

And Benny Bunny ends up being an inadvertent and unwitting champion of the comic book scene.

Much to the chagrin of sort of some of the more established players.

The chagrin of the established players.

The behind the scenes finagling that go on.

The sabotage, the subterfuge.

It sounds good, Sean.

I'm looking forward to that.

Most definitely.

What are your thoughts on the Iron Man movie?

You're a comic book artist.

I cannot wait.

I can't fucking wait to see it.

I'll tell you the truth.

I was just talking to somebody today.

I think that the Iron Man movie is sitting pretty.

They came out with it at the beginning of May, right?

So it's far enough ahead of some of the other big superhero movies coming.

Indiana Jones, you know it's going to do box office.

You want it as that.

So a long thought is going to be.

It'll do great word of mouth.

It'll pack them in for, you know, it's got a good month before anything with the real Challenger comes out.

Right.

And Batman doesn't even come out until July.

July, yeah, 4th of July.

Well, July 7th, I think.

It's got that weekend, right?

Right, right.

Right.

And the funny thing about what I was saying to somebody is that Batman's all darn man's all bright.

And last summer, Transformers was, like, the big winner.

Even though Spider-Man 3 technically made more money, Transformers was the bigger, like, you know, audience favorite.

Right.

You know what I mean?

Exactly.

And I think a big part of that was because it was bright, where the Spider-Man, these two Spider-Man movies were bright.

Yeah, they were pretty bright.

Yeah, there were some dark scenes, but...

It was super dark, and Transformers was bright, so it won the summer.

I think that Iron Man is in a position where it could do the same thing,

because I think the Batman movie, they can't sell it to a family audience, try as they might.

Yeah, that Bat movie looks like it's going to be really entertaining, though.

Oh, it's going to be fantastic.

Oh, it looks like it's going to be great.

But for people to be making the comparisons, Batman Begins came out.

It didn't break box office records or anything.

It did good, though.

It's not that kind of movie.

This is what's actually so great about it.

is that he's able to take these corporate icons that, like, the suits have tight control,

and he's able to, you know, do it the way that it should be done

and do it in a way that's very not best for the sales of the action figure.

Right.

You know what I mean?

And that's what's so great about the Batman movie.

Right, yeah, the...

That the series is in the middle of right now.

Yeah, definitely.

It's got a really dark tone to it.

I saw the trailer, you know, the leaked trailer,

the first three minutes of the one where the actual heist.

Yeah, and it's, you know, Joker and his gang, and it's really, really cool.

I definitely have to watch that movie

It's going to be great

I'm not big on the Hulk

I didn't like the last Hulk movie I saw in the theaters

I was very disappointed, very bored

I liked the last Hulk movie

But it doesn't deliver on that summer popcorn level

Right, yeah

It didn't do it for me

I see there's a new one with

What's his face?

Edward Norton, right, of course

From one of my favorite movies, Fight Club

One of my favorite movies

And I'm a big fan of him in American History X also

That's a good one too

It's a very good movie

That's right

And I don't know

I've heard of

I've seen leaked pics

Of the G.I. Joe movie

Coming out

I'm kind of worried

About that

I still

I don't know nothing

About that

Really

I'm still looking forward

To hopefully

Knock on wood

A Robocop remake

I think that would be awesome

I'm surprised

I've heard talk about it

And I'm surprised

We haven't seen it already

I know

It can't be more than

A year or two off

I couldn't imagine

I know

I was a Robocop fan

When I was a kid

You know

It came out in 87

I was you know

know in the fifth sixth grade at that well i was in the fourth fifth grade at that point so

they just i really like that yo dude let me tell you a story about robocop i remember this is back

in the 80s when vcrs were first like you know becoming a staple item in the home me the last

family on the block that got like you know a vcr we were the block that got a micro without

we finally got a vc i think it was 86 the 19th vcr okay most newfangled greatest thing ever i

wanted to see robocop like nobody's business when it was in the theater i was just shitting

myself wanting to see it really and when it came out on video every time we go to the video store

it's all i want to get every time decided to jump the gun because they saw the videos so they rented

it on a night that wasn't a weekend night and that sucks made all the by the fact that my dad

is coming down like after i'm in bed and they'll be on my dad starts i'm putting the movie on

i wasn't going to give him the satisfaction really i'm putting the movie on yeah he teased

me about kind of like you better tell him what what what is it robocop what why it's a bad

It's a bad movie, though.

It's just not appropriate.

No.

They don't even know the reason to me why it's so good.

They're absolutely right.

The F word is used so much in that movie.

You can count.

I know Scarface has it more, but it seems like every other word was like, fuck, fuck, fuck, and Robocop.

They're like, fuck you, fuck you.

I'll tell you what happened.

My cousin Josh came over.

I had a cousin that's like, you know, two and a half or so years older than me.

Yeah.

So he was kind of like, you know, my big brother figure in my life at that age.

Uh-huh.

He came around and was hanging out for the weekend one time.

We were at the video store on the weekend.

And Josh thought, come on, why can't he see it?

What's it going to do?

I said to my parents, bro, okay.

This is like the beginning of the slippery slope.

Oh, really?

Of the loss of control.

Well, I wonder, like, you know, what kind of effect those movies had on our generation.

Well, they had a pretty big effect on me, because I'll be honest with you.

I saw it when I was, like, eight, nine years old.

And I went through a cursing streak for, like, the next five years, man.

Like, I thought it was really cool to curse.

I remember getting in trouble in school for using the F word.

and I was like, well, I can't watch it.

I saw RoboCop, like, a lot.

Like, my parents had no,

my parents did not monitor, like,

if the internet was big back then,

I would have been dangerous

because, you know, my parents

would let me watch whatever I wanted.

They had, like, HBO and Cinemax out there.

I was like, you know,

I was in the 7th and 8th grade

and I was watching Skinamax, you know,

at night and stuff like that.

They gave me free reign of the media.

Had the internet been around,

then I would have been, like,

a porno freak, I think.

It would have been insane.

But, yeah, I got to...

about about that i think i don't i don't think that parents kids and this is the thing is the

network's police child media diet any person of any age i feel should be free to take in whatever

they feel is i mean doesn't want to see something kid just doesn't want to fucking watch this movie

there's nothing you're gonna be able to do to get to watch that movie but a little kid doesn't want

to give grandma a hug that's it he's not giving grandma a hug and that's the end of that exactly

so i think what what's happening is with the media because we had uh you know we've been

been carrying on ourselves in a way most most societies that are that we've lived so far have

had uh our culture has aligned itself in such a way that we're saying hey do this the scenes we're

all doing the opposite right right and so basically what the media has done has allowed us to turn that

rock actually look at own private lives for the first time in the history of the world like 50

years or so that we've had tv in the homes is really on the grand scheme of things not that

nothing no not really this is all still very very brand new so i think that's what's going to start

start happening over like six decades as kids get the tv in their room and internet in the room and

the parents just really can't can't take it in more and more and more of the onus is going to

be on the uh the people who put in the first place because people are going to realize just on a very

slow basis it'll take a lot of generations but just realize that uh you know garbage in garbage

out and take some responsibility for the contribution right right gotcha i gotcha well

well interesting it's been it's been a great conversation man you want to do a quick prank

caller too while i got you in the line i've been waiting all day to do prank call yeah

You've got to hanker him for some prank ring, I suppose.

Oh, boy.

All right, look, here's the deal.

I've got, I was just browsing through, Lonesome Loser's out tonight,

but I've got a huge bank of numbers from him.

If you like to call the United Arab Emirates, this is where Dubai is.

I've got a burger.

Help me think of something, because I was thinking today, earlier today,

that the prank call that I want to do, I want to do something that involves

like me being from the radio station 98.6 The Mount in Dubai.

Do a prank here.

Maybe like a news, not a news lead.

That sounds kind of weird.

Maybe like a request for an interview about something.

I want him live on the air, though.

You know what?

Maybe I'll just try to say he won something.

Yeah.

We'll see what he says.

We'll see how he takes it.

All right, so here.

A free house.

You've got a choice of a KFC Pizza Hut or Burger King.

In Dubai?

Yeah.

KFC Pizza Hut or Burger King.

I'll take the Pizza Hut.

The Pizza Hut.

Okay, the Pizza Hut for $500.

This is in

Oh, this

Okay, damn it

The Pizza Hut's in Australia

Shit

My bad

Alright, okay, cool

Alright, so this is the Pizza Hut

In Australia

It's in Tasmania, Australia

Actually, that's that crazy island

With the little devil guy

Alright, folks

Here we go

The next prank

The first prank

The next, right?

We did a prank

We tried to

Anyway

The next prank of the night

Coming up

Sean Ward

Carlito

Number one, baby

That's right

That's correct, sir

Sean Ward.net, everybody

We'll be right back after this

I should have had the sound effects

Right in the square

Get them

Turn the phone to the buzzing

Jesus

Let me clear the line here quickly so we don't waste unnecessary wastage of international minutes.

Okay.

All right.

How about that?

Let's shoot for that Burger King real quick.

Okay, do it.

Is it in Australia or Dubai?

Dubai, UAE.

A guy answered there in November.

Let's see if he's still there.

Hang on, folks.

Once again, another prank call.

The situation, dude, is I don't even give a fuck who he is.

It's some 98.6 and promising and funny and all fucking...

We'll figure it out.

Okay, well, here comes...

Hey, the buzzing is gone.

Hallelujah.

Praise be to Allah.

Inshallah.

Because Jesus is tuned in.

And Jesus decides he wanted to hear the truth.

Hallelujah.

He heard about the mountain.

Hallelujah.

Now we've got to do the interview all over again.

Anyway, Jamaican Soul Restaurant in Berkeley, California, home of the hippies.

Cool.

There we go.

Berkeley.

Let me actually get a song here.

This is great.

Yes, Jamaican Soul.

See, this is the Lonesome Loser Bank.

When Lonesome Loser is unavailable, I have a whole bank of all his confirmations and

whatnot.

Hey, he is in the chat room.

I think he just made it in.

Oh, good.

Look at that.

Yeah, the Lonesome is here.

All right, cool.

So we'll have some fresh numbers here soon, Sean.

Not to worry.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah, sorry, hang on everybody, uh, the, uh, Jamaican Soul, coming up in a moment.

Jamaican Soul!

Just came here from Lonesome Loser, uh, we've got George Goodard in England.

What's Pumpkin Pete?

I don't know, oh, yeah, Pumpkin Pete's is in Fort Scott, Kansas, I have no idea, sounds

kind of fun, we could try that.

Pumpkin Pete's, alright.

Bye Jamaican man, if you hear me, woo!

See ya.

Now you're in the background.

Okay, we're gonna call Pumpkin Pete's and then we're gonna call, uh, we're gonna call

England after that, hang on everybody.

Hello?

Catching a damn soundboard in a...

Classic rock, aren't we?

Classic, classic rock.

Free bird up next.

This...

Ooh, that sounds bad.

Sounds like I'm frying bacon now.

Look at that, man.

I was trying to make it a...

Coming up after the break, Bob Seger.

Here we go.

Can you hear that?

They can take the key out?

Question.

Things get crazy around here sometimes, Sean.

All right, one last call here.

I don't want to take up too much of your time.

Quest for the UK.

You got a choice of David Middleton, Simon Middleton,

Kathleen Goodard, or George Goodard?

Kathleen.

Kathleen and...

If not, Lincolnshire.

Lincolnshire.

If you want to do the 98.6 thing, I should be able to get the sound effects working right this time around.

All right, cool.

Woo-hoo.

All right, folks, hang on.

Here we go.

Another prank call.

98.6 the mouth.

Classic rock.

98.6 the mouth.

You know.

I think it's a hell.

Oh, it would have been perfect.

We had it right there.

Another go.

Okay, let's give it one more go.

This doesn't work when it's playing at the show back.

Okay, buddy, one more attempt here at this.

I'm going to call the other middle.

We're going to call David Middleton, all right?

David Middleton.

And Noltingham.

Go to SeanWard.net

SeanWard.net, yeah, go

And if you dig the record, do me a favor

And drop a little PayPal donation

Yeah, throw some money

Hey, thanks for calling in

Always a pleasure

You call in whenever you want to or need to, my friend

Will do, we'll be talking, man

Alright, thank you for being on the mouth

See you, man

Alright, Sean

Sean Ward, that was awesome

Had him on the phone for a while

Yeah, yeah, whatever

Okay, we're back

I'm glad we got that buzz off the line

Where's Milkman?

Man, let's see who this is calling into the water.

House Radio, you're on.

Alita, who's this?

Yes, a lot of complaints, and one particular listener was actually kind of scared.

Why?

She felt uncomfortable, she said.

With the constant calling.

No, I'm kidding, man.

We called Japan together.

Didn't we do that?

No, man.

We're calling someone.

Let's do it.

Okay, who do you want to call?

I want to call the Manchester pub.

You want to call the Manchester pub?

Yeah.

Let me see if I can find that number.

Hang on.

Let's check that in here.

We'll see if they pick up.

because i think they stopped answering on the right days but no no we'll find out don't worry

no no chill out chill out we'll look take it easy take it easy um i can't how do i search in this

thing i don't even know how this thing comes down there a grasshopper how's the what outfit it's

okay it's open you know just a touch of gingivitis every once in a while um actually you know you

bring up a good point very good thinking um for everybody to know and remember that uh coming up

up pretty soon uh starting tomorrow actually the mouth stream the 98.6 mouth whatever the madhouse

radio stream is going to be down for i'm going to be doing some updates here in the studio so um

just you might not be able to tune in to the show or the stream over the weekend but the website

will be up there with all the archives you can still listen to old pranks old shows uh you just

you know the station won't be up but you can still catch everything and i'll be sure to update

tonight's show as soon as possible um fuck dude the manchester pub you know you really are bringing

up a hard one to find. Let me see if Lonesome Loser's got it here yet. I don't see it yet

from him either. You like that call, seriously? Yeah, man, I love the Manchester pub. Yeah?

Good, man. It's always good, you know, that the kids like you out there, you know, actually

like the stuff, you know? You don't get that much anymore. I'm not a kid. Whatever. Are

you old? How old are you? Uh, 20. 20? That's not, you're a kid. 28, dude, I feel old. Enjoy

it now. You hear that shit all the time, but it's for real, dude. I love it how the

kids get offended when you call them kids the way they know they're kids. I've done

Been a few silly ones today, yeah.

So how does your number come up out of D.C.?

How is that possible?

Are you spoofing it?

Right now it's coming out of D.C., man.

Yeah, that's what it says, man.

You have the quintessential Canadian accent.

Do you like hockey, sir?

Yeah, I'm just watching you right now.

Oh, the NHL deal, huh?

So who you found?

I understand the Flames got eliminated.

Is that true?

Am I correct in saying that?

I like the Detroit Red Wings.

You like the Detroit Red Wings.

Okay, cool.

Red.

That said wet, I know.

Okay, so I fucked up.

Okay.

Red Wings, okay, I'm looking here, alright, I'm gonna read off to you what I got, Shakespeare Hotel, these are all in Manchester, okay, Garth Hope, Catherine Queen, Tesco, Extra, Yuck F Ho, we called them a few times, uh, Monday Mart, Yuck F Ho, man, Yuck F Ho is awesome, Yuck F Ho, hang on, I'm looking for the damn pub, I forgot what it was called, it was like the Red Bull Hit, what was it, the Red Bull, what was it, the Bulls, I think, Bulls, Ed, let's see if it's Bulls, yes, here we go, found it, boom, this is the Angry

You're a guy who lives in the pub you called a couple weeks ago.

The Bulls Head Pub in Manchester.

There we go.

We found it, dude.

Is that a bull?

Thanks, man.

Yeah.

I'm not angry at you anymore.

I don't think I have the whole thing, though.

Oh, crap.

It's cut off.

Are you kidding me?

That sucks.

I've got to find it here, man.

I really want to call that Bulls Head.

Let's see.

Find the next one here.

There's got to be another one.

011.

Well, who's next year?

You're calling it quick.

Possibly.

That may end up happening.

Because I'm going to be really busy starting next year,

And it cost me

It cost me quite a bit of money

To run this station

You know the whole show

And I gotta pay for the

I can throw down some money

I told you

Put a PayPal thing on pay us

You know

Save some money

Maybe I will

I don't know

I don't want to ask people

To give money

But that

I'll release a CD next week

A CD

I think

I don't know

Talk

What's the status on the

On the cover

You think it'll be ready in a week

Or should we wait longer than that

Talk to me

Once we decide on

What's gonna pit on it

We design it

We can throw it up

up we can throw it out as quick as we can man okay all right so i'm gonna shoot that out and

we'll ask you mr british columbia sir we used to go as weed man right wasn't that you before

no man no that's not me okay they're not confusing you with somebody else all right but here here's

the deal of all the characters that you've heard on the madhouse show we're going to be putting

three on the cover of the album all right we got jack jack basserson is already a shoo-in

what are the other two yeah what are the other two i was thinking maybe we could put charlie

patten we could put father mcdougan up there do you have any suggestions no i really like

bubba johnson that's ted's though we can't do that oh yeah can't put ted's character up there

maybe uh maybe maybe not no can't do that ted's missing you know he plane went down i don't know

if you heard about that really yeah eddie garcia and jack valente eddie garcia and jack valente

maybe that'll work maybe yeah okay i hate that yeah he's dead he's dead my friend he is dead

Dead, dead, deader than shit.

Okay, we're going to call the Manchester pup.

The Bull's Head pup.

They're a new road, Whitefield, Manchester, England, a classic.

Would it be the Rojack Valencia, or would we make up a guy named, like, different, called Jack Valencia?

We'll

have to think about that

We'll base him on the character

You're gonna have to go by

What's in the

Yeah

In the Wikipedia

We have to, exactly, we have to figure out kids' ideas and stuff for, yeah.

Exactly.

All right, well, let's quit talking here.

Let's get some action here, goddammit.

All right, so we're going to call the, we're going to call the pup.

Just a moment, folks.

Next prank call of the night.

Everybody.

Action.

I got my ball with action.

Hello, yuck-a-foe, yuck-a-foe.

This is John, yuck-a-foe there.

No, I, I know you.

You, you, you hit my car.

You Chinese, you, you.

You Chinese and you play joke.

joke. You played a joke. You put pee-pee in my coke. You put pee-pee in my coke, sir,

because you're Chinese, and you played a joke. You never heard the saying? Well, I tasted

it. It was salty. And then my friend said that. The person who would do that would be

a Chinese person. He told me the story. I said that you... Well, listen, if you're

Chinese, and you play a joke, and you put pee-pee in my coke, that's bad, because you

can... That transmits the common cold, sir, and influenza through the urine. Motherfucker

or doesn't even wash his hands, I bet you, that sick bastard.

All right, dude, thanks for calling in, man.

Yeah, I couldn't stop laughing, man.

I know, it's okay.

We all feel it, man.

You feel it sometimes, just let it go, man.

Let it go, baby.

All right, enjoy your hockey game.

I'll talk to you later, Carlito.

Go Devils, or who is it, Red Wings or Devils?

Who do you like, what?

Red Wings and Colorado Apple.

You've got to watch the hockey, man.

Yeah, well, I used to, but I'm in Florida, dude.

It's too fucking hot for that.

All right, man, take care.

See you later, bro.

Get out of there.

Move to Canada.

maybe in theory we will one day we're gonna move we'll move the show to canada and we'll cut our

costs and we'll stand in line milkman's online hey all right thanks man later okay now here's

the thing and the phone's fixed now this is fixed let me see you are crazy yeah we are crazy who's

this hey hey woman get off the phone you see we see why i told you that you're not few people

in british columbia you're not supposed to call and what happened let me down sir you let me down

Now, this is the last time British Columbia ever on my show again.

Ever.

Shame on you.

And this morning, you know what else?

You know who's next?

New Finland.

Next on my list.

I'm telling you right now, you don't stop this attack.

Fuck you, Naples, man.

I knew you had.

I knew someone was on the line.

I was like, I think it's the police on the line listening.

Because every once in a while, I hear someone in the back.

And I come back, and look what I find out.

You got some woman back there writing notes about everything I said.

Who put you up to it, man?

Charlie Chris put you up to it, didn't he?

He's after me, and they made that bill in the Senate here in Florida,

and you people are trying to bring me down.

Let me tell you something.

Listen to him giggling and enjoying the evilness of it all.

The two of you.

You know what?

That's it from here on out.

BC, good night, British Columbia.

Enjoy your time of darkness again.

You have failed me.

You don't think I won't ban all of Wisconsin too, huh?

Huh? You don't think I will? I will ban the whole Midwest.

I will ban Wisconsin and Illinois. Don't push me.

Hey, Illinois.

How about it? British Columbia, you're on notice.

I'm telling you, man. See, I told you guys. I told you.

It was Tuck's idea to unban that stupid province, and look what happened.

I told you not to. You're the one who did all that, man. I told you to leave it all alone.

Wisconsin's next, everybody, here in the middle.

Leave it all alone.

Tonight I'm banning Wisconsin. When we take our break here, I'm going to...

Yeah, whatever.

Okay, so hey, that was fun, wasn't it?

Wow.

Something happened to the phone.

The show here just went all of a sudden.

You know, that always happens around this time.

Let me try to fix the phone here.

I disconnected it.

Was that when you opened the British Columbia lineup?

Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

You see, what do you know?

Okay, so we had fun.

So now we know that Sam the Donut Man's old place,

the phone doesn't ring anymore.

Yeah, it's trying to ward the good end of Canada,

And then you have to go and open up the batting room.

Yeah, that's right.

This is what you get.

I'll be keeping my eye on BC.

They're just my neighbors to the north.

Oh, yeah, you do that.

See, we got a spy here, man.

Fuck that.

Is Milkman in here?

Do I hear the call?

Stay on your side of the border, BC.

Do I hear a call of the Milkman?

Milkman, what is up, dude?

I tried calling you several times.

Jacob says...

Who's that going to go?

Jacob Decre.

Jacob Deser.

Deser.

How do you spell that?

How do you say that? D-E-C-R-E. Is that Decker or Decker?

Decker.

Jacob Decker.

Says he's from Calgary.

Where's Calgary at? Vancouver?

I don't know. Nothing goes on in Calgary except for the Olympics every once in a while.

They got like an Olympics every eight years.

Like, oh, the Olympics in Calgary, yeah.

Fuck you, Calgary.

Canadian spies.

Let's try to call Milkman on the back line since he's not answering the front line.

With their hockey and their eyes and their eggs.

What's Milkman's phone number, Tucker?

Can you give that out real quick over the air so I can dial it?

Hey, Milkman.

what's up milkman you gotta speak up my friend your gain is low there we go on this uh installation

let me address it how about that none of that ain't gonna do or is it how about he's gonna

yell any second now right there is that better there you go good deal all right man there you

go awesome yeah man what's up hermano not much i'll give you a gold star for that probably making

it in here all right i hear someone meowing yeah yeah okay so let's let's let's take take a look

look at all the messengers get our group and a little bit more organization here we've had some

fun there are a few more pranks to go i don't know how i'm feeling what time is it 11 36 let me uh

handle some business here real quick take a break and then we'll come back and do some more prank

calls uh bad boys of iowa carl are you there homes or what up with this shit uh yeah man i'm

up in this shit motherfucker yeah um lonesome loser nunu says there were elections in the uk

today so he wants you to call up people and tell them to vote for you good there's an idea okay

george the the polls closed like seven eight hours ago so that'll be funny uh george chamberlain is

in um kingsland norfolk england all right cool we'll check that out here nunu says please say

hi to ellie from the uk new listener ellie is it new there's an old ellie and now there's a new

ellie milkman there you go get your claws into that man there's some new ellie out there yeah

yeah that's what i'm talking about yeah brandon vegas checking in saying k hey k brian bennett

brandon vegas you're already in here hollywood vanja is in here also hollywood is he in here

still did he leave he did leave damn it never got to hear from him been a crazy show okay what else

bone fuckers on his second 40 ounce man dude that's not something to fuck around with man

you're too young he's not even 18 that kid is drinking what the fuck's wrong with you

Cornelius Harder wants us to call his number

He needs to go to bed soon

Confirmed as of 20 minutes ago

Rod is the wrong character name

Is the wrong character name?

What's the right character name, dude?

That's the kid that plays WoW, right?

Okay, let's see this here

Okay, alright, so here we go

We're gonna take a break

When we come back, we're gonna call that kid who plays WoW

16 hours a night

Let's see here

I don't know what that's about

I don't know what's going on with Hollywood

anyway so yeah anyway in an hour in an hour we're going to be done i'm thinking i'm going to try to

do another hour hopefully we'll see where this goes because i milkman's here of course tuck is

here brandon vacas is here baz is here who else is here that's it most losers confirming numbers

away you too you can call in call in toll free 1-888-278-8509 when we call back at the uk

a few more businesses the kid that plays wow a bunch of stuff i mean this is endless endless

let's prank it here tonight just like you like it we got a few more uh news stories to get to

probably here when we come back anyway so we're back in about five minutes thank you for listening

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calls and as you know one call equals a billion people which means 20 billion people were offended

by this 98.6 no um no sorry where's norman at who's this tim searcy who tim searcy i was looking

for norman please searcy yes um no norm stepped out mascot where's he at he's pretty late i'm

sorry who are you my name is tim searcy i said i understand who you are who are you who are you

You're the maid?

You know what?

You can go fuck yourself, Colin.

Hey, bitch, don't talk to me like that, woman.

Rude bitch.

Whoa.

You need to stop calling us out.

You don't talk to me like that, bitch.

I don't even know who the fuck you are, and you're calling my house.

Why don't you write it down?

Who the fuck are you?

Put your man on the phone, I said.

Fuck you.

I'll have the cop say it.

Just leave me the fuck alone.

I'm not scared.

I want to talk to your man.

I don't care if you're not scared.

Just wait.

Get the fuck off my phone line.

It's man business.

Fuck you, asshole.

Okay, that's it.

No, what's going on with your old lady, man?

She hung up on me twice.

I'm trying to call you.

I'm sorry about that.

Who is this?

This is Billy.

You know, she said the F word to me.

This is who?

Your neighbor, Billy.

Billy.

Yes, yes.

Yes, something came up on the ID as Tim Curry, but why are you calling?

I was wondering if you wanted to come by and help out,

maybe help out with the whole cleaning out of the garage and stuff like that.

We're doing it for charity, you understand?

Right.

And, you know, I know if you have some items over there you maybe wanted to sell or something,

But, you know, honestly, your wife there, she's got a mouth on her.

No, that's not my wife.

It's my roommate, but...

Your roommate?

Well, she's got a filthy mouth.

Filthy, filthy, disgusting mouth on her.

You said some nasty words to her.

Well, she said it first.

She said it to me first, sir.

What, are you calling me a liar now?

Let me speak to her, please.

Was she over there yelling up a storm again?

Well, she's just, she's upset because, you know, the C word was used, you know.

You know, she called me the S word.

Wow.

I was just thinking that it's a bit late at night, and you had mentioned you were calling me for business or something.

I said it's a charity thing, and she's obviously against children with AIDS, apparently.

She's probably racist is what it is, and she doesn't know how to speak to men on the phone.

I'm sorry you had this experience with her, but she was under the impression that you were being nasty to her.

Does she clean the house at all? Does she pull her weight over there?

What's that any business of yours?

Because she sounds like she's a woman who doesn't clean the house and doesn't keep up with things.

And I'm liable to go down there and hit her in the head with a Bible.

You're my neighbor?

Where do you live?

Not that.

Okay, well, kindly don't call me again.

Hey, asshole.

Look, first, I'm the president of the...

You're going to talk about coming over and hitting her head on the Bible?

With the Bible.

I'll come over there and hit you on the head with my fucking fist.

Let's see you try homosexual.

I'm the president of the Homeowners Association.

You know what that means?

Homosexual?

Yes, that's right.

I'm a fucking homosexual?

You sound like one.

Buddy, why don't you meet me in the fucking parking lot right now?

Let's do it, motherfucker.

Come on.

Come on, let's go.

You got a woman living in your house that's not even your wife.

It sounds like she's your gay roommate or something.

My roommate.

Do you understand?

Well, you're not banging her.

You must be gay.

And besides, as she just said, I don't need to fucking explain myself to you,

but the fact of the matter is, she's my roommate.

She lives here with me and totally pulls her fucking weight,

but that's none of your fucking business anyway.

Does she suck the pipe?

You know, you motherfucker, meet me in the fucking parking lot.

I'll be right there.

Let's go, buddy.

All right, faggot.

7-8-5-0-9.

You know what?

I hope that when you die, they put your GPS in your box and a trapdoor at the bottom.

So when you die, you open that trapdoor at the bottom, you check the GPS, and you go straight down to the hell.

Madhouse Radio is back.

You are bigger than a woman.

You are better than a woman.

We'll always be behind you.

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And you say, shy city, shy city, shy city.

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All right, everybody.

We are back.

It is now 11.48 p.m. Eastern Standard Time.

May the 1st, 2008.

3.49 on the West Coast.

I didn't see the whole shitload of them

Those not Tostitos man

You couldn't hear any audio at all

You couldn't hear any audio while I was on break

You know what I'm saying

All I hear now on the stream is like

I hear like Rasta music

Yeah we just hear you and the phone

Not really

I heard an old call on the break

Are you sure you haven't lost the stream

No no I

I heard an old call

I forgot to turn on

I forgot to turn on the stereo mix

You must be hearing it now

Oh, there it is, yeah

Fixed it now

Sorry about that

Kokini, excited about the sailor hat

Yes, the sailor hat is on

Anyway, so it's okay guys

We're just enjoying ourselves here

Enjoying the rest of the show

Honest assessment, 30 minutes left until the end of the show

So get your calls in if you want to get your prank request in

There's only a limited space available for prank requests with only a half hour left

How come, hey Carlito

Hollywood's calling in, hang on

Carlito

Milk Minito

Carlito

Milkman

Speak

Why is YIP banned in the chat room?

It didn't ban it

It's banned?

Let me check

Yeah

Madhouse Radio, what's going on Hollywood?

Good evening sunshine

Good evening, what's going on bro?

And said whatsoever in the chat room

it is a question

they were going to start hitting people

proxy connections or something

you're connecting through like a wifi at a hotel right

milkman, see now milkman isn't even talking

I don't know what's up with milkman

milkman always got something weird going on

wow he's pissed

open proxy was found on port 80 from your host

that's weird huh

I heard that they were doing that

I actually got an email from wicked wire

saying to let people know like if they come into your chat room

that if they connect through a proxy

They might get it might get hit or something like that. That's where it's probably that's weird that I don't know why they would do that

That's fucking dumb. Anyway, who's asking is BC really bad? No, man. I'm just kidding. I'm not gonna ban BC. I'm just kidding

They can ease. I'm just having fun with you guys, man

I love I love British Columbia a lot of my marijuana that I used to smoke when I was a young guy

I'm sure came from there. I don't know. I don't know these things. I don't smoke

Let's try some damage control with milkman. Hang on. I don't know what's going on here

He's in one of those moods.

Give me a second, let me try to get him on the line.

Hollywood, do you have the ability to call out to do a prank call?

No.

You don't?

I will soon, I'm sure.

Milkman doesn't.

I'm just wondering how we're going to get him on the line with you here.

You want me out?

No, no, no, you stay on.

Milkman will be with us shortly.

I'm going to try to get him on the line.

And of course, Milkman's number is...

Beep, beep.

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

Beep, beep.

What's up, man?

Oh, there you are.

We were just calling you.

What's going on with you, man?

I don't know, it looks like you got hit by a port...

What's-his-face is saying, what's-his-face, I'm sorry.

Hollywood is saying here, Milkman, you got banned from Wicked Wire.

An HTTP open proxy was found on port 80 from your host.

And it gives a web address for you to go to to get it fixed.

You hear that, Milkman? Are you listening?

I don't have a proxy.

Yeah, well, no, I think wherever you're...

I don't have a proxy.

Well, I think wherever you're connecting from, it must have detected something to happen, I don't know.

I don't know, you're on that Wi-Fi with a hotel, right?

Yep.

They might have a proxy that they use on whatever IP, their public LAN.

It must have something to do with a proxy or something like that.

Possibly, I don't know, dude.

I don't know.

I haven't had this trouble before.

No, but they started coming down this week.

I had read, they had sent me an email, and it was a link,

and it said that they had had some problems,

and they were going to start being strict with proxy connections.

They were going to start actively looking for them,

and I guess for some reason they thought that you were one.

I don't know what to do.

We'll see if we can get it fixed up, man.

That sucks.

That really does suck, man.

I need you in the chat room.

Anyway, at least we got you on the team speak.

That's what's important, man.

We need you as a part of the show.

And hopefully you get a day shift when your next job starts here in a few weeks

so we don't have to miss out without having you on.

Right, Hollywood?

Hollywood agrees.

I agree.

Milkman is like a wanderer when it comes to jobs, isn't he?

That's right, he is.

He's no man.

So I'm kind of worried.

I don't know if Milkman, if you heard, I know Hollywood did,

about the law that's going to be passed.

It looks like, well, it has passed the Senate already.

So this is ready to be signed by the governor,

making it illegal to spoof your caller id in the state of florida i don't know where that came from

i don't know what the deal is but uh but yeah that's probably gonna uh throw a little wrench

into our little monkey uh party that we have here in 98.6 the mouth so look out for that

the way okay so uh prank calls to do here i've got a bunch of numbers in england you want to

call england there uh kind hollywood okay michael is in dorchester dorset i don't know exactly how

how that works okay we're michael blair in england everybody hollywood vangia carlito man all of us

here talk to other kids back in a moment 11 55 p.m hello hello my name is blair yes who are you

this is jeff summers from the united states ma'am and you're related to michael blair and we're

doing him we understand it'd be nice to know when we come over there and interview you what we

mentioned from you as part of my time not michael this is what and you're related to blair and he

What he's all about

Good time for us to come there

Interview me about

About Michael Blair

You know the little piece in the middle

You drop down the toilet

And you sit down

You do your business

And you flush it

That little piece

Sucks everything down

That is so ingenious

And we here in America

Just love Michael Blair

I don't know a Michael Blair

Sure you do

You're related to him

Right now

We're actually here in England

Can we come and interview you right now?

In the morning or something

Fine

I mean you're awake though

Yeah

And do your hair

Get some clothes on

We'll be there in about three minutes.

Does that work?

What's interview me for?

We want to interview you for about Michael Blair.

Your name and number say that you guys are related.

Come interview you.

This is going to be such an interview.

We're so excited.

Get me up at two o'clock or something in the morning.

That's right.

Come on and get up.

Get dressed.

Get ready.

Brush your teeth.

We don't want to come there and have you have batsmallow teeth.

Do you have real teeth or are they fake?

Ninety-nine years old.

Fake.

Even.

I don't want to be interviewed by anybody.

He's Miss Blair.

I'm not faithful.

What do you want to do about Michael Blair, Lee or Penn?

I don't know a Michael, I mean, I know a Michael, and I know a Donald, but I've got the wrong

No, no, no, Michael Charles Blair, right? Maybe, hey, Charles now, give me a bag.

Invention of his invention, he lives there, get him down as well. We're trying to find

out right now. Come there and interview you right now. Can you get, can you go ahead

and get up, up on or anything? What's your pension?

Old age, I'm 98 years old, I'll be 99 in a, in a, in a...

Are you 98 or 99?

If I don't understand, at 9-9 you start, remember?

We're going to go at 1-13.

Wonderful, we'll be there, we'll give you an hour, can you get ready and...

I'm not looking for any interviews or for anything else.

You want us to wait for a...

For you, we're doing publicity for...

I'm the...

I'm Sandy.

Fist.

I know a lot.

Listen to Rush.

This happens,

it'll ring someone random that's funny sometimes sometimes when they hang up it starts

is ringing immediately and they always pick it back up that's happened a few times on this show

lately it's really funny when that is someone else this time poor lady saigon was suggested

we asked her the secret to living so long i would have done that and she had about her says ellie

saigon thinks that that's the oldest person uh he's ever heard prank before uh so she really

she let it go a long time too didn't she okay and kelly says if you heard she said she's 99 in a few

weeks uh see i didn't catch that either that good woodwork uh kelly uh you you get a gold star if i

could find my gold star machine wait a minute where's my sound effects oh man i lost my sound

effects congratulations kelly gold star for the night we're tied with milkman with one gold star

apiece milkman got a gold star just for coming into the the room you know he just got it for

that and he you know what he loses because he got banned there you go kelly kelly's winning

Sitting in the lead tonight, Kelly, with one gold star.

Good work, girl.

Good girl.

You get five Madhouse Radio dollars if you win tonight.

Those are good in the Madhouse Radio store.

All right, well, moving right along here, we will call the next number of the night.

I'm going to be calling George Chamberlain.

I'm going to be doing the whole, they had their public elections today, technically, on Thursday they did.

But it started in the morning of the next day.

So I'm going to mess around.

round i'm gonna act like i'm a drunk guy who wanted to get voted in and say why didn't they

vote me in so uh this will be george chamberlain coming up in the uk everybody stand by for the

next prank of the night back in the month yeah there you go feel free to jump in if you feel

the spirit of hollywood uh back in the world hello ma'am how are you tonight i'm sorry to

bother you at such a early hour but back to us did you vote did you vote today or last night

yesterday ma'am well here's the problem I was running for district selectmen and

I lost because of people like you who didn't vote for me I gave you

everything you wanted you said you want a new pipes put a new cups you guys

wanted the fessy crosswalk sign that goes with the white man and then the red

hand I put him in it even has a countdown clock I did all the good

good things for you stinking people and then you repay me by this you slap me in the face you don't

vote me in again you promised me chamberlain you i have down here on paper that the chamberlain

family promised to vote for me they promised to vote for me where's george george on the phone

immediately mrs chamber potters what record he's still there or she's still there you're a coward

woman hourly person who will not talk to me and tell me the truth over the horrible thing you did

it to me today i'm gonna clear the line this is going nowhere okay whatever all right so we got

peter chamberlain instead i'm gonna try that peter chamberlain's in norfolk are you there

hollywood vagina i'm here good all right peter chamberlain everybody coming up another call

in uh norfolk just a moment okay let's try to let's let me pull out that request we got for

the wow player okay plays 18 hours he's probably playing right now it's a pose playing right now

take a look at that here oh i'm trying to remember here let me clear out some lines who was the guy

guy on the line with you sounds like a child molester. I don't know. Sean Ward. SeanWard.net.

Convicted child molester. I don't know. Maybe it was him. I don't know. We got the number

for the guy who wanted us to call the dude who we owed money to and stuff, and yeah,

that's probably a long... That was a long time ago, okay? Not that one. Okay, here we

go. I sent my request a prank. That's Mobile Rasta. Go here and get that. From the Popcorn

Colonel guy. No, that's the other one. That's the one that we tried. The fuck am

am i looking for where to go the wow guy maybe it was the last one here here we go they play world

of warcraft 16 hours a day okay yeah what you were doing um i'm gonna send you the details here

i'm gonna we're gonna be calling from blizzard we're gonna be spoofing as the uh the number from

blizzard entertainment apparently i hope that works i don't know if i don't know if you can

spoof as a tour free line i think there's a rule that you can't do that well if you go to the irc

chat room you're gonna see the details there yeah i got it okay just send it to you now and

And in just a moment, here we go.

We're going to mess with some WoW gamers.

I wonder if anybody listens to our show while they play WoW.

That would be nice to know.

I don't know.

I've never played it before.

Ted does.

He doesn't count.

He's a member of the show.

The show machine.

All right, hang on, folks.

Ted's going to let you talk to him.

Yeah?

All right.

We've been on WoW.

He does.

That's a good time.

Please record your voice message.

When you are finished recording, you may hang up or press pound for more options.

Cornelius, hang on the seat.

Ben, on this, we'll give you a push.

Bring the hammer down hard on those towelhead fuckers when I join the military.

There is one place where gas is $18.42 a gallon.

I say we hire mercs to hijack OPEC ships and take some fuel.

That's a, that's a, I don't know.

I think if you were to hijack OPEC ships, the, then that would probably create panic

and in turn actually raise the price of gas to $18.42 a gallon.

International incident and a war war for everyone.

And OPEC doesn't own ships, my friend.

They're just an organization of petroleum-exporting countries.

A cartel, so to say.

No more powerful than perhaps NATO.

Well, not like NATO, but I guess they do.

I don't know.

Whatever.

Who the fuck am I talking about?

OPEC.

Not a nation.

Just a group of nations.

Gatling, do your research.

If you plan to defend this country and represent it abroad, you must learn the ways of the world.

You're going to go over there and say, let's nuke them all.

Oh, yeah, that's why they started hating us.

Isn't that right, Hollywood?

Oh, absolutely.

Germans hate us now.

Germans used to love us.

They used to love us in our pants.

That's why citizens already allowed nuclear weapons.

That's right.

I remember my cousin, he was in the Army.

He was stationed in Germany during the Cold War.

And he said that with, like, whenever it was, it used to be so good.

In Germany, he could go to a store and, like, he would, like, the salespeople would go crazy

any time they saw an American come in because they wanted them to spend money.

then you always spend money because please don't spend any money for this please don't don't spend

everything you have well the thing is i mean like the dollar then was so much stronger than the mark

yeah you know so and he said that they were really big he said like all the time people

asking for his jeans like hey can you sell me your jeans i'll pay you whatever you want for

your jeans because he said you can't get jeans like like you can in america said anywhere you

go in the world like some of the things you can take you can take jeans with you like designer

Diner jeans, you can get, like, a lot of money for them.

Like, people will do a lot of stuff.

And, like, he said, if you go to third world countries, just buy a pack of spark plugs and bring them with you.

And they're like currency, he said.

Like, all over the world, it says spark plugs.

People need them.

They're hard to come by.

And they just, he says, spark plugs is definitely one.

He was telling me a few more things that are really big to bring with you.

I remember exactly.

I'm going to sell my jeans to them.

They may molest me or something.

Yeah, maybe.

Give me your jeans.

No.

Well, I think we've run out of numbers.

Actually, no, we've got the Thatchers in England here also now coming in.

The Thatchers, home of the female prime minister.

Who's Margaret Thatcher?

Margaret Thatcher.

Okay, well, let's tell you what.

Since you didn't get to do the last one, it was an answer machine.

I'll let you take the first one.

You can either pick John or Teresa Thatcher.

Let's do John.

Okay, you got John, and I'll take Teresa after you, and that'll probably be the end of the show.

Just a fulkin' moment, everybody.

everybody.

The last two prank calls

of the night coming up.

You're listening to 98.6

The Mouse,

Syndicate Radio.TV,

MadhouseLive.com,

and that's it.

And I did want to mention,

part of the reason

I'm playing so much

Led Zeppelin music right now,

there's a news story

about this huge,

giant,

inflatable pig

that was,

that Led Zeppelin had

as part of their set

for some event

they had outside.

That was Pink Floyd, dude.

Oh, was it Pink Floyd?

Why do I always

confuse those two fuckers, man?

Yeah,

That's the Animals album.

Really? Is that what it was?

Here's my question. No, I always confuse them.

Don't laugh at me. That's not funny.

I just confuse Les Zeppelin with Miss Thatcher?

Sorry?

Is John?

This time of the morning.

This is the authorities who's calling at this time of the morning,

and I'm tired of you people telling me I can't call you at this time of the morning.

Who do you think you are, woman?

What do you want? I'm not Miss Andrew.

Is this Mr. Andrew?

No.

Do you have a wrong number?

What do you mean?

I asked for Thatcher, first of all.

Yes, that's us.

Well, that's who I'm asking for, John.

Oh.

Well, I'm going to have a little conversation with him, you know?

We talked on a website.

Ah, bitch.

Woman.

That whole time.

I did not hear anything at all.

I had to take the stick.

I mean...

You had a word you were saying, sir.

I'm sorry, dude.

All right, here you go.

You get the last one, then.

Teresa Thatcher.

That was lackluster, but no problem.

All right, and yeah, I confused Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.

Those are two bands I always interchange for some reason.

I don't know why.

Their music really isn't that similar, but whatever.

Anyway.

What's her name again?

Teresa, with a no H.

Not at all.

No H in that.

Teresa Thatcher, just a foam and pokes.

I'm so befuddled tonight.

Fuddled.

Yes, honey, I'm calling on behalf of John.

He wanted to know if you can call Chris back on the phone to get in touch with Fred.

Hello?

Teresa?

Teresa, are you there?

You're breathing.

What are you watching?

I need to call.

Yes.

Hey, oh yeah, I wanted to announce Hollywood's helping out with...

I get to fill in, but I couldn't hear him.

Hollywood's helping out with prank call editing for the show.

I appreciate it.

Thank you very much, man.

Check the forums.

We've got some new stuff up today.

That's right.

Did you get my email?

Yes, I did.

Yeah, I've got to get you the FTP access.

I will immediately.

Tomorrow I will do that, and so you can do whatever you want to do,

because, yeah, I'm going to be taking the station down for a few days

starting tomorrow for some upgrades.

So it'll be good to put some new stuff up there for the people to listen to

while the weekend's up.

All right.

Cool.

All right, cool.

Awesome.

Hey, thanks for calling, man.

i'll check in with you in a little bit all right man you too all right that's hollywood

everybody thanks for calling in thank you for everybody who called in wanted to talk real quick

about those new news articles i was talking about you know i remember um jimmy hendrix the reason

we were playing his music uh jimmy hendrix's deal dude sex tape set for release what the hell's that

about man how's that possible the guy's been dead forever in a day heard about that yeah milkman

when did you say you had said before how long ago when was it that uh jimmy hendrix died milkman

He's like our expert on Jimi Hendrix

I think it was in the early 70's

Was it early? Was it really the 70's? Did he make it at all?

Yeah, like 71 or something

Maybe the late 60's

Late 60's

Yeah

He said 70 in the chat

70, 71, something like that

Actually, I got an interesting little story

I live about two miles away from where he's buried

Right

And we were doing a service project for my son's Cub Scouts there

So we went to visit his grave and there was this dude there that was hanging out

He had obviously been camping out there at the grave

And he had a backpack and food

And he was sitting there listening to Hendrix on a Walkman at the grave

It was pretty bizarre

Yeah, that's kind of weird

Some people get really into it, you know

I just take it a little too creepy, you know what I mean?

Did he spend the night in the graveyard?

Did he really spend the night in the graveyard or anything?

It looked like he'd been camping out there for a day or two

Oh, that's creepy, man.

I couldn't sleep in a graveyard.

You know how freaky that would be?

Oof.

No way, no thanks, man.

Oh, yeah, me too.

Oh, no way, no way.

No way.

I did, when I was in high school, I did...

Those people like their hair worship, man.

When I was in high school, I did park a car with a lady, with a girl, overnight in a graveyard.

That was kind of creepy.

That really freaked me out.

I had to go...

I think we almost got stuck in there, too.

Like, the car almost got stuck in the dirt.

That would have really freaked me out.

I would have been like, oh, shit.

shit they call someone out to get the car out no one's gonna want to come out at night to the

graveyard to tow your car out creepy anyway so yeah a jimmy hendrix jimmy hendrix sex tape except

for released by vivid entertainment uh they did a tommy lee and pamela anderson video and other

ones like that uh quote is i believe that we did our due diligence as and as a result of that

clearly believe that it's him um it's very dimly lit apparently um hendrix's uh ex-girlfriend

okay here we go hendrix who died of a drug overdose overdose in 1970 at the age of 27

one of his girlfriends from the 1960s says the man in the film couldn't be hendrix

because he never would have allowed anyone to see that she told the times in private he was

very shy and would cover up okay interesting i also wanted to bring up here real quickly before

we go did you hear about the crazy guy in europe that uh raped his uh is locked his kid up at age

age 11 and raped her constantly and had like four or five kids with her or something like that

creepy i saw i saw the guy's picture i'm looking at it right now and it's like when you look at

it just like really he's got that look on him you know so it's like this nasty nasty look but uh

yeah that's crazy well apparently like they i read an article about the kids themselves and how

they're interacting you know with the world now so there were um two of the two of them are boys

I don't know if you've heard this story, but this guy, he took his 11-year-old, when his daughter turned 11, he locked her up in the basement or the cellar or whatever, the house, and fathered, like, a few kids with her, apparently, one who died at one point, and he incinerated the baby in a furnace to get rid of the evidence or whatever.

but anyway like they were these kids these kids were never allowed to leave the uh the basement

so they some one of them walks like a monkey apparently and he's got like messed up joints

because they didn't develop properly in like the cramped space of the bunker and uh they communicate

with the boys communicate with noises oh like a mixture of growling and cooing it says and they

had never seen the sun before and they like one of the kids looked at the sun for the first time

and he had to cover his face because he didn't know that he couldn't look at the sun directly

and a bunch of stuff and it's it's really really creepy that someone would do that you know but uh

they thought the girl was missing for like 20 years or something all of a sudden she shows up

after that yuck uh eep says seven seven kids apparently okay wow man and one of them was a

twin that died so i guess technically eight that's something geez creepo tell you they think that

we're crazy here in america look at that huh i know so yeah a pink floyd massive pig and my

question about this was i want to describe the description i see here about the pig the pig on

wings or whatever that that went flying away and it got found they offered a ten thousand dollar

reward for it anyway the pig bearing political slogans and the word obama next to a ticked ballot

box for u.s democratic presidential hopeful barack obama uh was used by waters during his

set of the festival in the desert east so i got a question is that pro obama because they were

promoting people to vote for him or they were saying obama's like a pig if you vote for him

it's like voting for a pig what statement was that are they i would say pro obama uh lately

a lot of musicians like that have been very pro obama say like they like the felt like uh surviving

grateful dead members back in january did that big huge uh pro obama rally concert for obama

so they're all got bands like they are kind of behind obama right now they believe it's big for

change. Okay, whatever.

Yeah, um...

The pig in the wing,

that's a pig-food

standard, you know. But they could have picked a

better thing for Obama. I mean,

why a pig? I mean, you know,

pigs, that's where ribs and bacon comes from.

It is strange, but hell,

man, it's rock, dude.

Maybe it was a plan

by the Obama campaign

to prove that he

is not indeed Muslim, as of course

Of course he's not, but to get people to realize that, they attached his name to a pork and flew it in the sky to make people, oh, he can't be Muslim, he's pro-pork industry or something.

I don't know, whatever, fuck it, I've ruined it.

Anyway, okay, so that's that, that's Obama and Pig.

Put your name on whatever, you know, you can.

People are starting to want to put their ads and names on the moon now.

Okay.

So, you know, I think it's just that sort of thing.

Okay, alright, cool.

Cool.

Yeah, so you got to get the name out there.

You got to get it.

Billboarding is sky up.

Get it out there however you can, dude.

You know, do whatever you got to do.

Police charge pizza scam partners.

Okay, apparently, check this out.

These two Mexican dudes in California have been indicted because they wrote fake checks,

bad, funny checks that bounced to Domino's Pizza.

They bought a bunch of pizzas at once.

They wrote a bad check and bounced.

Anyway, after they bought the pizza, they put on Pizza Hut uniforms, and they would sell the pizza, the Domino's pizza, they would sell it off to make a profit in some park somewhere, apparently.

So, on April 9th, a Domino's employee called police to report an individual who sent a...

Tell me your Mexican story.

I don't know.

To report an individual who sounded like the person responsible for writing bad checks, placed a telephone order for 15 large pizzas.

the phone number was used uh that was used was the same number used for the previous order

maybe anyway so the domino's employee went to the delivery address saw two men sitting in a car

he recognized the men as being the ones who placed the previous pizza orders so apparently they would

order domino's pizza they would put on pizza uniforms go to a park and sell to sell to

everybody um for five dollars a piece really oh they they state the pieces were sold for five

dollars apiece i don't understand so they would make a profit apparently made some type of profit

they're looking at 34 and a half years in prison a maximum of 34 and a half prison they're being

held on 60 000 bond each jesus christ and their names are martinez and anderson that's that's a

little excessive all they did was bounce a check dude this is for some fucking pizza you know at

least they didn't just go into the pizza hut and rob it at least they were kind of inventive those

said let's just write a bad check and try to sell it you know i mean they could have just

has gone in there and you know robbed and raped the white women while they're at it or something

like that don't throw the book at them dude i mean that's the kind of crimes that we want to

promote here these days crime is going to happen yeah but look crime is going to happen you know

crime is a crime is a crime it's going to happen out there let's promote the lesser more safer crime

non-violent crime such as marijuana possession let's encourage people to do that let's encourage

Encourage people to write bad checks.

Writing bad checks to big companies is a victimless crime, everybody.

There's no victim when it comes to that.

Because it's a big company and they make their money no matter what.

That's what I think.

Anyway, we're done with news.

We're done with the show.

Just real quick to let you all know, last week's episode, April 24th, is currently on the podcast.

And it's also available over at madhouselive.com.

The 420 show we did last Sunday is also available there.

there and uh well tons of pranks and stuff go to the forums hollywood is updating it with pranks

of his and ours and other stuff tons of topics and and and a bunch of stuff so just keep in

tune with us and be sure to check us out there and uh i guess we're out of here everybody milkman

do you want to take us out of here are you around anywhere dude going once going twice no sale all

right well he has light lighting up i don't hear him though all right well if he if milkman could

could talk everyone would know that we want to thank uh lonesome loser for confirming numbers

we want to thank uh dino and the syndicate people uh no we're not playing that yet i want to thank

dino and the syndicate dino and the syndicate people of course right milk milkman's here i'm

taking care of it though um who else do we have to thank jonathan didn't call in tonight but we

did talk to that british columbia guy and sean ward called and everyone be sure to go to sean

ward.net right milkman and that toronto guy yeah yeah my milkman some of his favorite prank

calls her the chuckle eat remember those milkman and sean ward does no he didn't he didn't anyone

he didn't i know if you were around you would have had him do it i know but you weren't

sorry man that's one of my favorites

everybody check those out you know over at his website um we're done we're out of here thanks

everybody for listening we'll catch you next week this is madhouse radio thank you so much

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