2008-08-07 Show (part 2)
7 Aug 2008 · 57 min · 7,604 words · source
Calls (9, 19 min of 57 min)
- Olga Vivas called for prank voicemail 1.6 min clip ↓
- Caller asked about Hanukkah candles live 55 s clip ↓
- Stage stop casino asked about playing chips live 4.1 min clip ↓
- Disrespectful caller threatened to call back live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Lucky 13 Pizza ordered deli pizza live 2.1 min clip ↓
- Stage Shop Casino asked about titties live 35 s clip ↓
- Hollywood Resort and Casino asked about security camera live 2.8 min clip ↓
- Katya's Russian Tea Room call live 39 s clip ↓
- GameArt store asked about bathing suits live 5.8 min clip ↓
Transcript
98.6
No.
You should not
talk to your friends
and see them again.
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Let me introduce the star of our show, the young man you've all been waiting for, Mr. Soul.
So what do you say let's all get together and welcome him to the stand with a great big hand.
What's up? Good evening. We're back.
Be freaking due, everybody. Madhouse Radio's back for another go at it.
Another poke. I live in the dream tonight.
With me here as always is Milkman from the Virgin Islands.
Checking in today from some undisclosed location.
What's up, Milkman? How you doing, man?
Milkman is out on the road again.
Floating around on a big blue raft.
Looking for some partners to join in here, Le'Vele Tron, we'll call some there, huh?
What do you say there, Mr. Tron?
I say nothing. I have nothing to say to that.
Uh, who else do we have here?
Well, I'm glad you got your hat put out there.
You almost caught the famous captain's hat on fire.
So be careful there with Debbie Flames, my friend.
Oh, I don't have the cap. Let me get the captain's hat on. It wasn't even on.
There we go, now it's on. That's better.
Always do better with the, uh, the captain's hat here.
Of course, Tuck is here also from the great state of Tennessee.
What's up, Tuck?
Show your titties.
Show your titties is the phrase that pays tonight.
Show your titties.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Yep, you feeling it.
Show your titties.
That's all you got to say, Tuck.
All you ladies out there, you know, do what the man says.
Make him happy.
Yes.
You want...
Yeah.
This is the bear.
This is the bear.
I see a lot of people joining us here tonight, the streams are growing here, we got a lot
of people at Syndicate, what's up Syndicate, how you guys doing, syndicateradio.tv, our
good family over there, good to see you all, and also of course all our friends here over
Over at 98.6 The Mountain.
Going right up.
Enemy moment.
74 listeners.
No video feed on the Madhouse.
What a heroic station it is.
The Madhouse station, we don't have any video feed because Justin is not coming up.
Apparently they're down right now.
I'll keep trying to hear in there, but...
Fuck the Justin.
Fuck the Justin.
In the A news.
It says, oh no, Justin TV broke.
You better be working on that, Justin.
oh no justin.tv broke so anyway you guys can still see us if you want to see us on video
why don't you just head over to syndicate radio.tv and watch me there there's more people lizzie
pooh's in there you can see the captain himself always some eye candy over there like lizzie
pooh to look at keep you entertained over there if you get tired of looking yeah so you're uh
know you what you know what you know what you know so guy how's your week been milkman and
Hey man I've had a pretty good week
I'm down a little bit with bronchitis
Coming back out of it
So if you hear me
I haven't been doing up all the reclutes
Because I just got a little bit of a sinus infection here
Speaking of reclute
Where is that bastard
But other than that I've been doing pretty good
Happy to be back here in the madhouse
Reclute talked to me earlier
And he'll be joining us around 11.30
If I go that late
Definitely will have reclute in the house tonight
So good
recorded that always good to talk to brother reclude um yeah i've had an interesting week
so get this last night let yesterday rather um i'm sick you know i've got a i got a problem you
know medical issue and i decided i needed to take a day to go to the doctor's office and i go to the
doctor's office and and man i i don't see the doctor generally i see the nurse practitioner
and she was like ultra cunty yesterday for some reason she really ticked me off she needed to
give me an injection and then she calls in the authorization for the injection insurance company
denies it for some weird reason i'm like what the hell she's like yeah sorry i was gonna give you
that injection but i can't so i'm gonna just prescribe you these meds instead i can't do the
injection you're gonna have to take 10 pills take two a day for five days drop it off at the pharmacy
pick it up whatever so i'm like okay so i go to the pharmacy to the walmart pharmacy because it
only costs like four bucks over there i figure that's the best thing to do take it to the walmart
our pharmacy and i i drop off my script and i head home so i can call the insurance company
so i can figure out well what the hell's going on with my insurance company so i'm on the phone
with insurance company for like an hour they got a whole big freaking nightmare and i'm in pain
everybody i'm in a lot of pain i'm just like you know had i gotten this injection you know
probably would be getting out of this pain here any moment now i just really want to get this
taken care of so they finally clear it all up get me all cleared up so i can finally go and
pick up my prescription i get in my car and i head over to you know to the walmart it's about
about a mile and a half away from my house and i'm close enough to the walmart i'm sitting at
a turning light turn left i'm in the left turn left turning lane minding my own business waiting
for my green light so i can turn left go through the drive-through to pick up my prescription at
the walmart neighborhood market and sure enough not a woman driver sitting there turning right
and all of a sudden and i literally tell you i'm literally just sitting there ladies and germs i'm
just literally just sitting there in my car waiting to turn left in my own private little
left turning lane and all of a sudden this woman in her 89 silver mercedes is ends up right in front
of me she's turning right to go the opposite way and she's right in front of me she stops for a
second and a half and i see her and i honk my horn at her and instead of does she back up
does she swerve does she correct herself no no she just goes straight through and hits my car
head-on and fucking destroys my car so here it is not only did i have to miss a day of work
financially i'm in no position to be losing a day yeah yesterday was really really freaking bad
yeah so so that was my day yesterday i'm i'm hoping that every you know damn son so here's
my car if you're looking on the video right now that's what's left of my vehicle right there
It's still red, but the lights are, but, um, it's pretty much fucked.
Yeah, I don't know if, I don't know if I can walk to 50 feet, but, yeah, I mean,
Alright.
Yeah, this here, this is all twisted here, I mean, this usually came straight into the twisted mess.
I mean, this part's an unknown core that is all cut here.
I don't know how my radiator and shit didn't get fucked up, it's all messed up.
This is my light, which is usually out around here, and now it's back here.
The lights still work somehow, so I can still get light out of this thing.
Um, so I can always start at night.
Yeah, exactly, yeah.
Boom, right here!
so that's what's left my my car i bought this car brand new in january of 1999 and that's that's
what happened to it so so yeah i banged up my knees pretty bad in the process uh my knees are
i mean i can walk but they're they did get i haven't told anybody i haven't told athena but
i should probably listen now worried but i did bang my knees
no you know i'm stupid i should have the first thing i should have said i should have come out
and been like oh my back my back my neck and that would have been on some nice shit
i can't feel my feet yeah i should have gotten i could have gotten some you know percocets or
something but no i decided to be honest and not say but i swear to god the first thing i should
have done was like oh my neck my back my neck my back i'd be happy right now but no no did not do
that then he's an injection demerol morphine then this this woman she tried to lie and say that it
it was my fault that i was in her lane i was like uh-huh so i was going down the wrong way on the
road the cop caught her in a lie like the cop like completely caught her the cop went all the way to
the intersection picked up the debris from the road came back to her and said man my caught you
in a lie you know that's a that's a that's a that's a charge i could catch you on a charge
right now yeah so it was it was deemed her fault completely so the cop caught her lying yeah the
cop told her straight up did you see she's like at first the cut she told the cop that she hit
me from behind and there was no damage to the back of my car she hit me from the front and so
the cop went to the he didn't see the front of my car he just saw the back and he's like so where's
the damage and like the front of the car and he's like well uh she's saying that you're in front of
her i was like no and i showed him the front of the car i was like okay and he went to her and he
came back and he said well she says that you were in her lane and that you know that you were moving
and you got in her lane and i was like look man i was sitting i didn't move at all i didn't move
an inch i had my foot on the brake the whole time all i know is i was sitting there waiting
for my light and she plowed right into me and she's like arguing she's like no he was in my
lane i was turning he was in my lane so the cop the the trooper um literally he got in he got in
his squad car he went he drove out to the intersection where it happened stopped all
the traffic put his lights on walked out to the middle of the intersection to where the turning
lane is and and saw the honda emblem which i'll show you the the video i'll show you the picture
picture again and the miracle was that this is the of all the things that could
have fallen off my car this this hot down there would you see no missing
right here yeah exactly you know I can't do you know right back in hand
And she starts crying. She's like, well, you kids were a bag of work.
Except because I didn't buy them.
I'm better than all the money from Walmart and Sedan.
And I interrupted her and said, you know what?
So don't worry about it.
I don't know exactly what to do.
So I corrupted her.
That's what I'm saying.
Sir, I just pulled a cat off the fucking day long.
I got a convertible.
Fuck, you know what?
She's a wonder.
One of her excuses is she's in Tennessee.
I'm not happy with you Tennesseans.
I just want you to know.
You Tennessee bumpers.
You bastards.
You know what?
I'm a Tennessee carpenter.
Yeah.
I got it.
There's no more drivers.
I will drive.
Yeah, yeah, I really are. I did a good job out there.
And from Mr. Patrick.
Yeah?
Uh, DTT was paying for my car while her insurance was paying for the car, meaning I'm not worse and get an adjustment coming out to my work tomorrow, uh, assess the damage to my car.
What's happening? You were explaining to me about 9900 cord, I didn't know the blue book blue book about those cars, so they did a damage to the car.
DTT.com.
Okay, but if blue book AQ, okay, what happens? They say, let's say the value of repair is more than the value of the car.
So then they're just gonna cut me a check for for the-
That's fucking gay.
Of the car.
Really? That's what they do?
That's fucking gay.
Right.
That's stupid.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
They want that car and if you have cash.
And most people don't care yet.
Well, if I put you in comprehensive,
and I got beat down when you come back and settled,
probably the value of the car is usually going to be lower than it is.
So, it's time to pay the next fine.
That's not- I'm not looking forward to something- I hate this car off-
Wow, like five years ago, my own-
I didn't have any pants on, and I was always running- I always changed the oil on it on time,
I was hanging on driving after the five years, and it's still driving, it's still driving fine!
Why are you putting the air conditioning system and nothing in it?
I just paid a billion hundred bucks on the air conditioning system and the fucker.
Now I'm gonna put it out of debt again.
Now I'm gonna lose it all.
How bad does the air conditioning system still work?
It's fine, it's working fine, the radiator, the AC, nothing.
Yeah, all the guts are fine, and the engine, nothing, the radiator's fine, no liquid, no fluid came out of it.
Not at all.
and it looks like in that damaged area, it usually got stuck. If it hits in the corner of the car, it's pretty strong to stay in the corner.
Yeah.
When you've got all that to get to the direct collision.
Yeah.
But in that way, you may have gotten lucky in that damage to get out of your car.
It will happen as you go, but you'll pick up that car and start up by another, or whatever you're going to do with it in that car you're driving off the team drive.
Yeah, I think this is a good point. You should make sure it's in frame. Good.
You should make sure it's in frame. That's a good point right there.
Right.
Yep.
It's a unibody. It's called a unibody. It's a little heavy. It's a metal fold, but it's all natural in it.
Big, short, hardy, fast.
That sucks.
I don't know what's...
You know what?
I...
Recording the show.
Look at that.
I just figured out
to start recording the show.
Look at that.
It doesn't matter.
I don't feel like
doing a show tonight, folks.
I'm in...
Literally, I'm still sick.
I'm not 100% right now.
And I'm in a really
piss-poor mood
and a really bad week.
But I'm here for you guys.
Lonesome Losers
are sending in a lot of numbers we'll go ahead and tackle some of those here and of course uh
um what was that oh yeah i forgot to record the uh shoutcast uh nunu wants us to call olga vivas
oh dear you know i've never had luck with olga like five minutes so if you're gonna call her
you thought i'd better do it yeah he sent me a message to pass along yeah i got it yeah he sent
me the number two let me call olga vivas tell me about buffering i don't know why i thought
and I'm not
I don't understand
why it is
but it's
I'll try to fix it
hang on
shouldn't be
about very long
I shouldn't
I don't know why
I think I just fixed it
I think I saw what it was
I had something running
in the background there
wasn't paying attention
and then just says
turn off my porn torrents
no who needs
porn torrents anymore
you just go to like
one of those
porn websites
like what
Xtube
and Tube6
and RedTube.org
and all those
right there
Did we lose? Did we lose Syndicate now? Jesus Christ.
I killed the wrong one. I killed the Syndicate.
Fuck me, hun.
That was a background project I think we discovered.
Hang on, guys.
Abort. Abort mission. Ryan, terminate the show.
Yeah, I'm getting ready to terminate it.
Oh my god, did you terminate it, hun?
Should I plug Checker Mike in my comic before I get terminated?
Always terminated my friend. Alright, we're back. Sorry about that.
folks i x'd out the wrong thing whoops my bad x'd out who's who's asking the name of this group
this group here this is uh these are instrumentals by mf doom look up mf doom a very talented rap
artist anyway i'm back sorry about that saigon says that saigon 15s with the backward drive
backflow drive on them i don't know dude i keep all my stuff stock i don't customize anything i
put in a new stereo in there that's all i did i took out the stock radio and put in a cd player
That's the only thing I customize in that thing
I'm not into customizing anything in my cars
I could give a crap lot
The worst thing to invest in is your car
Because your car
The second you get in your car
And you drive it off a lot
It goes down in value by 20%
Who cares
You lost $5,000
Pimpin' is just a lot of bullshit
I don't know
It's just a bunch of crap
You try to take that car back
You've only lost $5,000 off of what you paid for it.
Yep, that's right.
Okay, let's do a prank call.
Let's call Olga Vivas here for Nunu.
She's a feminist lady, apparently.
A feminist, from what I understand.
Nunu only has feminists or old codgers being called.
Or fat people, apparently.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Fat people.
First prank of the night.
It's going straight to voicemail, Nene.
I'll give it another shot in a second.
Olga Vivas
Thank you Nunu for that
Work with number
Thank you Nunu for wasting her time
Now we'll try it later
Maybe she might just be in the line
Or something
We'll give it a shot later
Let's see what we got here
From Lonesome Loser
Let me see here
And of course
If you want to send your request
You can do so
My AOL Messenger is up
And Yahoo Messenger as well
You can reach me at
Madhouse Radio
On AOL and Yahoo Instant Messenger
And if you're using MSN Messenger
You can reach me over at
MadhouseAtLive.com
I come straight here to my desk atop.
And you can also email me at madhouseradio at gmail.com.
Why don't you just go over to the website madhouselive.com while you're at it,
and you can send your prank request right there using the Request a Prank form.
A free service brought to you tonight by madhousemunchies.com.
We haven't had them as a sponsor here in a while.
It's good to hear from them.
They've been missing for a while, haven't they?
Once again, that is madhousemunchies.com.
Milkman, you're on mute.
there you go now you're back you're one on mute i think i am you were now you're not now i hear
myself i'll tell you okay no i was saying in new news defense he did send the number in early
and then he said that she's going to bed in five minutes so the only thing i can say is
don't give us five minutes to call in and the beginning of the show takes at least 10 minutes
to get going so thanks for the nice attempt yeah thanks yeah we'll try it later here's here's a
the caller. Caller, you're on the air. My name is by the producer of the show. Julia? Hey, Julia, what's up?
Do you sell Hanukkah candles? No, actually, we just do the plug-in kind, you know, where you plug in
the menorah. Uh-huh. And then every day you turn off one of the lights, you unscrew one of the bulbs.
I was with the background chat over there, Milkman. We talked about this. Jesus Christ, you guys are
all freaking me out now. What's going on? Who's talking? I want some control. Milkman, you're not
I'm on syndicate radio.tv. I am on my camera right now
Oh my god, that's you?
You didn't know? Hi!
What a nice looking guy. Look at y'all, you look so happy.
What's with the white shirt though? The white tee, what's that about?
Cause I never leave the house.
We're eating up here?
Oh, you don't know how to do that. Okay, well then let's just say things are now that's news to me. Oh, you're kidding
Well, yeah, I was just set up sending it through. Oh crap. Well, there we go
I just change it to mature rated M for mature. All right, there we go. You know what that means?
You can show us your titties do it. Come on the brain. I don't know show us your titties. Come on. We all see the guys titties
What the fuck? What's up? We're here. Someone show that. Hey, happy boy. So y'all today. He's not showing anything
What a fucking cock tease that guy, man. I just wanna see some man tips.
Yeah, there we go, alright.
That's what I'm talking about.
Don't be embarrassed, man.
Alright, anyway, next prank.
You know Cyan, Cyan,
Cyan Pepper, you should've stayed on the line, Mr. Prankster.
We could've done a prank call, but no,
I guess not. Too late now, you
wasted your only call of the night. You only get one call
like in jail. Remember that when you
get arrested for propositioning a
undercover cop in a truck stop?
You only get one call, so make it count.
make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial i think you can call your lawyer as much as you
want though um anyway stage stop casino we haven't called a casino out here in a while
that way let's do that bingo folks nevada adam
chips the game chips it's just a special game called chips no we don't that's when i take a
bucket of the you know when you win you win it you know full of quarters right no we don't have
have that. So what comes out? The chips? No. What do you play for? We don't cost. Take.
Credit cards? Cash. What are the coins? Cash. Cash is a coin. Money. Paper money. So what
do you win back? More papers? Get $200 in paper cash money. Oh, but so I got to play
it. That's not fair. What if I only want to play a quarter at a time? You put in a quarter
at a time. Put a quarter in. We don't take coins. It sounds to me like it's a rip off
Because if I want to play 75 cents, and then all you're going to give me back is,
you're going to say, oh, well, you've got to play another quarter.
More money, more money.
No, you know what?
If you put that quarter back, they're not a ripoff.
I have a good mind that goes to slot machines,
and I'll choke the shit out of it on the floor and give it a good kick in the ass
until it starts giving me some fucking money.
That's what I'm going to do.
Well, you've got right ahead.
Yeah, I ain't going to push all the buttons, and there's nothing you can do about it.
Lente from the United States of America
And I hate all women drivers
And you have disrespected me
You've disrespected me
And we're through with this phone call
I'm gonna call back
Hang on everybody
I said I would and I'll do it
So pissed off at women
Show your titties
Show your titties again
Chubby guy
What's his name
Show your titties
Chubby boy
Like I'm one to talk
I'm a big boy.
I'm a big boy.
Just like a guy that delivers.
Yeah, boy.
I keep driving my car like the check.
Drive it.
I wasn't going to call back, did you?
Because you're a very disrespectful man.
I have a penis and two testicles.
I have two ovaries that don't work.
That's why she's so jealous of me.
She had them cut out.
She had a fistful of it to me.
Oh, fuck.
Whatever.
I think that Mr. C is waving at you there
Is he?
Alright, that's good, Mr. C
This is all laying down
Like Socrates
Oh my god, dude
This is getting pornographic already
It looks like Socrates is getting ready to drink the poison hemlock over there, man
Jeez
Here he is, dying already
I think it's easier to insert the glass go-go that way
Yeah
Oh god, Milkman
God, you're so nasty
Oh, now he's rubbing his nipple
Let's just do another call.
Man, how do I need his camera?
I don't know.
Hang on.
All right, let's see what else we got.
Let's call another casino.
Call Barry Duff.
He's going to see a haircut.
He's not this guy.
Oh, my God.
Now he's sitting here doing a blowjob.
That's in your bow.
All right, anyway.
Who's the listener with Seneca TV Radio?
Radio TV?
Yeah, I'm watching, man.
I'm seeing the nastiness over there.
We're going to call right now the Lucky...
No, we're going to call the Lucky 13 Pizza.
Lucky 13 Pizza, everybody.
Hang on.
Don't go anywhere.
Keep listening.
That's a bad number.
You know what happens when they say number 13 is unlucky?
Because on the 13th day, at the 13th hour, at the 13th minute, you know who died?
Who?
Jesus Christ.
That's why they call it lucky.
It was the 13th day of the week at the 13 p.m.
What if there aren't 13 days in the week?
No, back then there were.
And they got rid of it in the new Bible, in the King James Version, because, man, it was bad luck.
Is there something I can get for you?
Pizza, duh.
What do you think?
What else you got there?
You got any hamburgases?
I don't.
I have pizzas and sandwiches and salads.
Do you have, like, salamis?
Salamis?
Do you have, like, a deli there?
We make sandwiches.
Can I get a hamburger pizza with extra deli?
What was that?
A hamburger pizza with extra deli.
What's deli?
I'm going to put some deli on it, man.
Do you want to order something for real, or are you just wasting my time?
I want a deli pizza.
You got, like, stuff from your deli you put on top of the pizza.
Oh, she hung up on me.
See what I mean?
These are women.
I hope I get women all night.
I'm going to fuck with these women all night.
Oh, man.
Raw dog.
Raw man?
Raw squirrel of women.
Shout out to Kenny.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Next call coming up.
Here's one we can call the Stage Shop Casino.
Just a moment.
Show your old titties, guys.
It's hard on the throat.
Try to get some juice.
Show your old titties, guys.
It's hard on the throat.
All right, sign.
Now, you're starting to freak me out with the you want cog.
That's that's it. No none of that. We're very homo-friendly show here, but we don't get in we don't go that far
No, no, I mean tuck might do it but watch me serenade this lady. What's wrong with the deli pizza?
I'd go for a deli pizza put some cold cuts on that american cheese
She has a good idea lizzie pill might do that
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind that old lady. That's a that's a state crime
I'm gonna keep fucking with those guys all night. I don't care. Wow jeez jack bazzerson call back
now quarters I'm very sorry for his father he was supposed to order pizza his mother
Jack Valenti was supposed to order pizza for him and he's very sorry now yeah that got scary I got
cry a little bit I get the damn face below my hey motherfucker how you so pissed I'll just like you
that's just gonna smell piss is like breathing fucking redneck idiot I'm gonna call the planet
Hollywood Resort and Casino now look at that music you mouth breather I seem to have a part
some of my seems to have been stolen I don't know how you guys have access to
security camera yes in the poker room sir I got hang on just Jesus okay
this is let me get somebody to see I forgot my funeral man mr. Richie over
there we're in the suit sir good good that's good sir I went down there and
had a large sum of money and it's gone missing and it seems as though it's
Where did you have it at?
It was in my wallet.
I have my wallet, and there's no money left in my wallet.
And I did take my wallet out on several occasions.
And do you guys have a camera?
You know, you're supposed to have a camera system there.
It records everything.
Okay.
I need you to come down here and talk to me personally.
My name is Larry.
Well, I need access to, like, the videos in the video room.
You will never get access to the...
I have Italian people who get access to all the videos.
You need to come down here and see me personally.
Sir, you don't understand.
I put my money on the table, and the next thing I know...
I understand what you're telling me.
I lost a huge bet and the money was gone and I don't think that's fair. I got a baby to feed
So I'm getting my money back. Mr. Italian
Mr. Italian, I know this is a mob town. I know how you guys operate
Sir, when you're ready to come see me you come see me. My name is Larry. Goodbye
I want my money back fucking to place a call
Everybody oh, I'm angry at women Italians and black people. That's not like oh no
Tennessee
Where is Ted? He's always missing.
I don't know what he thinks he's all...
He thinks he's all too good for us.
Who talked to my brother like that?
Cesar is playing Bob Vila.
Bob Vila? Yeah, he's been fixing his house
for like a whole... Like DTT is going to be
fixing his house for like a year or something like that.
Yeah, I got to close my house down
and go fix my house for a year.
What's his face?
Go ahead and graduate from that
at Microsoft course he's been taken to.
Is Douche green yet?
Can we make Douche green already
so he'll be happy?
Green!
Nah.
I don't even know how you do that.
Douche are now green.
I don't even know how to do it, Douche.
And we made him green
and then he wouldn't shut up.
I don't know how to do it.
But they said no, Douche.
Sorry.
Planet goes star sound effect
and he'll automatically be green.
How's that?
I can't find it.
If he was green, he could be green.
Ask him if he'll get on camera
with Mr. C.
Agreed.
Everyone says no
I'm trying but I'm only one person
This is a democracy here
This is not a dictatorship
No it's only for co-hosts
Like Tuck and Milkman
Of course the ultimate co-host
And I don't know
I was asked to join
Thank you brother
I begged you
Please don't come up
Milkman scares me
Please
So I don't know
Hey guys
If you guys want to call in
The lines are open
It's 1-888-278-85
Jonathan was calling
You see that Milkman
Jonathan was trying to call in
We missed his call
No that was on August 1st
Nevermind that was last week
No we didn't see it
Well there was tonight
He tried to call in like 41 minutes ago
I didn't hear the phone ring
No Jonathan if you're listening
Call back in man
I just looked at the caller ID
I got some latest breaking news here for you
Oh my god
What is it
I talked to Jonathan
Jonathan is not driving the short bus right now
And him and his old lady just broke up
I heard
Jonathan's old lady broke up with him
Yeah man
That's horrible news Jonathan
Sorry man
Jonathan the good news is Mr. C is now available
Yeah there you go
Hook up with Mr. C
Now that you're free it's time to experiment a little bit
Take a load off
Why don't you
you hi all right so uh we got the katya's russian tea room here um yeah czar don't worry man you
know maybe eventually we're gonna have a rotating seat where listeners can maybe join in uh you know
to sit down you know because we have like you know um baz every once in a while in brandon vegas and
people they join into sometimes and and don't worry czar we'll get to it you know eventually
we'll let you sit down on the show maybe as long as your mic's working good we'll do a test run
we get to know you
yeah give us time
and you know
we'll have you
sit on the show
we'll become a
dedicated listener
to the show
yeah
we'll gladly have you
sit in
Czar's a cool guy
actually
he's a
he's a historian
just like me
actually
he's a very
very nice dude
actually
I dig him a lot
yeah
cool guy
yeah
those guys
just so you know
Czar
the guys that are
in the team
speak are guys
that we've known
for about 3 years
probably at least
2 and a half years
at the least
so
it's just kind of like
you can have so many
people in there
before it gets
a little bit
crazy
so that's why
we kind of
have some
limits on
yeah but it
doesn't mean
that you know
new people
as long as
they're cool
they can jump
in there
you know
that's right
that's right
it's always a
possibility
talented people
I see bad
boys of Iowa
is in the house
right now
Czar is in
her course
of talent
Mr. Ripley
Clay
Kokanee
Mr. C
of course
is in the house
Ellie
Big Ellie
what's up
Big Ellie
DTT
is checking in
DC Luke
Oh my god
Doodoo is in
Syndicate
Radio
Dot TV
He goes in there
Quite a bit actually
You know
I don't know where
You've been
Oh my god
Yeah he's in there
A lot
I never go there
So I don't know
Cause you got
Dial up
That's why
If you try to
Go into syndicate
You can be like
When you like
Die
No weapons
I can see the
Chat room
But chat room
Is fine
But whatever
Is showing
It's only more than $1.50 per unit at a month.
I can't hear.
I can't hear it.
We're going to try to bring him into the 21st century.
All you guys out there, let's submit a new thread to Thorne.
Let's get him around $1.50 a month.
Yeah, we'll do that.
We'll get him on.
He has nothing else over.
Who's over at Syndicate anyway?
Dino, Big Dino, the man himself, the crazy American Eagle guy.
Disturbed is in there.
Is it Disturbed or Disturbed D?
I always say Disturbed D, but I never know what's right.
There's some
There's some Asian looking girl
With black hair and a ponytail
Who is that girl over there in cam number two
That's some interesting stuff
She looks kind of Asian
Excuse me if I'm wrong
That's the girl that was there that one time
Fairy dust
She was wearing the white outfit a couple weeks ago
Sure yeah I remember that
She had a cat
Well she looks very Asian today
That's not Mrs. C
Maybe she was showing us her pussy
I mean her kitty cat
Carlito let me call in once more
I want to do pranks
Well we'll see about that
Give me a second here
i'm doing shout outs i'll i'll give you the high sign could break the one call a night rule we'll
have to put that to the board uh that's fine he didn't really do a call he just is a little goofy
god that uh yeah uh k thanks a very straight way who else is up here g whiz uh syndicate radio
that's me amd is that the real amd from britain or is that another amd uh the anonymous guy he's
in the house over there we've been talking a lot during the week he sent me some walmart numbers
There's a whole bible of wall
He sent me a number for a pedophile
Former child actor also
Actually I gotta give that a call tonight I promised him
Blitz K
Dank T's in there also
Fairy Dust Pink's in there
Fetus, a bunch of guestesses
The FL Tech
I don't know I'm going blind
John Rica, Corrupt Corruption
Kim from Michigan, Clavin
Kirk Clavin, yep
Kokanee, Lizzy Poo, yeah Milkman
Hey there's Milkman in there alright
right the dad's checking in monkey sex mr rurag phoenix fire the piss juggers in there saigon
spinderella dragon why do i always get into this thing i'm not gonna mention everybody you're all
gonna get your feelings hurt veggie burger i man you know what i don't mind a veggie burger i
actually like veggie burgers sometimes i get in the mood for a veggie burger that's pretty good
yeah they can be pretty good they're very high in sodium they can shake uh steak and shake veggie
burger a burger king has one if you ask for it they'll give you a veggie whopper actually it's
a veggie burger patty it's so it's really high in sodium very high in salt actually um they use
like soy in it a lot of soy and that's so high in sodium so soy high in sodium wow get that sucker
in the sea yeah okay all right anyway um are we calling telemarketers i got a good one to call
send me the number i'll call it um yeah jim jim hayes has checked in what's up jimbo
Good to see you.
Check it in late.
Casually late, as always.
Anyway, let's go ahead and call the store formerly known as GameArt in Laguna Beach, California.
Let's call it out here.
Ben, you're breathing in the mic.
Stop it.
Background noise.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Softball, he listens to me talk.
He does it for him.
Hello.
Is that the way you answer the phone?
Yeah.
Do you sell videos and games there?
I have no games.
Did you ever have the games?
I never had games.
What about the pool products?
The pool products?
Yeah, I heard you guys just...
What store are you trying to get a hold of?
The store formerly known as Game Mart.
Yes.
Oh, I have swimming suits.
Oh, you do?
Yes.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have any large ones?
What are the sizes that you normally carry?
Small to extra large.
Do you have any double X?
I don't have any double X left.
I do have a few other things.
What do you think, really?
It's something that looks good.
Good. Are you opposed to me, my friend, coming in with a digital camera and taking pictures of me in the dressing room?
Because we like to make comparison pictures before we make our actual final purchase.
Oh, that's fine.
Now, do you require that I wear underwear when I put on bathing suits?
Well, if you're clean, I mean, not if you're polluted.
I mean, usually they do with some, when they buy them, they...
Yeah, but I mean, what if I...
Let's just say a friend of mine might have chlamydia and is thinking about coming in and trying on some bathing suits.
Would that be a problem?
Well, bathing suits.
He is discharging a little bit of pus out of his urethra.
Then we shouldn't be trying him on without underwear.
I mean, what if you don't know?
What if he doesn't tell you?
Usually, after they try him on, you can tell, believe me.
No, it's microscopic.
You know how big AIDS is?
They usually try him on with...
I don't like to try on...
I want to get the real feel, you know?
Do you know how big AIDS...
On the head of a pen, you can put, like, five AIDS.
Well, acquired usually to put a bathing suit, to wear something underneath it, as women use to, or use their underwear.
I mean, that would be only the hygienic thing to do.
Yeah, but I'm not a woman.
I'm a man.
Alrighty, well.
I have a penis and two testicles.
I understand that.
Well, once you narrow it down, you could try it on if you're more prone to buying it.
Okay, but I, I, it's just chlamydia.
I mean, that's something that's curable with, you know, antibiotics and stuff like that.
Well, they still usually try them on with.
Well, between me and you, I mean, it's not, I mean, you know, I'll probably buy it after I put it on anyway, right?
All right, why don't we come down and you can see them first.
Would you like to inspect my penis for the distress?
You know what, I wanted to come down first. I have people right in front of me.
Well, you tell me, just, if you can, like, hit the number one if you want to see my penis.
It's not the fact, it's the fact that if you're fine with it, that's okay.
I mean, let's narrow it down to see which ones you like, and then you can try the one that you want.
Let's narrow it down that I just want you to look at my penis up close and look at my urethra.
Okay, that'll be fine.
You will do that?
We'll...
Oh, good.
That's...
Okay.
We'll see you here.
Okay, you said okay.
I'm coming down, and you're going to look at my penis hole from up close.
Will you stick a straw in it and suck on it?
No, I won't.
Just suck the chlamydia out?
No, I won't.
Would you be into...
All right, why don't you find...
Look for a bathing suit first, and we can go from there.
Do you have any catheters there?
No, I don't.
I have one on me, but it might be a little dirty.
Oh, okay.
It has some gonorrhea on it.
That's lovely.
Probably.
You have AIDS in your mouth.
Probably.
You probably do.
Whatever you think.
Thank you.
Bye, AIDS.
I have your number, by the way.
What's my number?
What is it?
Hmm, yeah, exactly.
That's what my number is.
Wow.
You just made it so clear.
You just said it.
Thank you.
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