2009-01-08 Show

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Ladies and gentlemen, right now we'd like to get ready to introduce the star of our show.

The young man you've all been waiting for, Mr. Soul.

So what do you say let's all get together and welcome him to the stand with a great big hand.

Bullshit, everybody.

I'm here with Milkman.

What's up, Milkman?

How you doing?

Milkman.

What's up, man?

I'm cotton straw this man.

I'm on my way to the store.

That's a bunch of pussy shit.

You're late again for the third week in a row.

you're late milkman um i don't know what else to say get off people being late hung up on milkman

i'm so angry hey everybody what did i hang up from milkman for i feel bad i'm such an asshole

i'm so mean to my friends that's why nobody loves me man only athena she just loves me because she's

a sucker let's call milkman back now i feel bad anyway madhouse radio is here carlita was starting

late again this is the third week in a row that i start late had sound car trouble again i had to

reinstalled the driver that i installed last thursday why the driver decided to uninstall

itself i don't know folks what can you do in situations like this heaven just pray to god

that it doesn't happen the next time they don't hang up on me again milkman what's your problem

i'll let you go i'll let you go this time no problem so that uh milkman we're just starting

the show right now milkman's here with me hey everybody say hi to milkman milkman what's up

That's right, everybody out there.

And the mad ass one, I've been to some of Keith's homes.

Yeah.

I've been to some of his houses.

Dale, I'm joining us.

Milkman, you can't hear him, but Tuck himself, tuckermike.com, is in the house.

What's up, Tuck? How you doing?

Tuck, how you doing?

Tuck, how you doing, brother Tom?

Everyone out there, make sure you can hear me.

Let me know if you hear me okay.

Make sure that you can hear Tuck okay when he starts talking.

He's not talking yet.

And people in Syndicate, let me know you can hear my voice

I'm talking on the phone mic right now

But it should be coming in

At least you should be able to hear me

It was giving static to everybody

Really bad static on the archiver

And on the Syndicate station

We can't have that, Milkman

We gotta have good, clean audio here

It's gotta be good

We strive to be a professional show

As often as possible

Anyway, so we got Lonesome Loser in the house tonight

Milkman, he is here

Hear the man himself, my brother from another mother.

There we go, the numbers get man himself.

That's right.

Everyone's confirming iTunes sounds good, Syndicate sounds good.

That's right.

The mouse sounds good, Tuck's sounding good.

Tuck, what's up?

You missed your introduction.

Tuck, you get a demerit.

I know, I'm sorry.

Right here at 98.6, the most innovative, crazy fucking show out there.

Who do you like to turn on?

I like to turn on.

Tuck is late as usual, of course.

And a lot of people out there.

You were late.

I was just, you know.

So, yeah.

So, Milkman, when do you think you're going to be home, bro?

It's going to be about, oh, probably about a half hour, 20 minutes, half hour, man,

because I'm in heavy traffic on 110.

I have to get a radio for one of the guys and drop it off, and then I'll be back home.

A radio?

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, I want a communications radio for my guys.

I got, like, four guys working for me on this job.

Radio.

About 150 guys I'm in charge for, yeah.

Yeah.

Radio, Milkman, let's do the first prank call of the night.

Who's your favorite hamburger, Burger King or McDonald's?

What is it?

What do you prefer?

Burger King or McDonald's?

Yes, if you had to pick the two.

Are we talking about the plain hamburger or are we talking about any of the burgers?

Whopper versus Big Mac, let's say, or Whopper versus Quarter Pounder.

Absolutely a Whopper.

All right, good deal.

That's what I like to hear, man.

That's what I like to hear.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I'll tell you what, just real quick.

After living for 10 years on St. Croix, almost 12, we didn't have a Burger King there.

And all I had was McDonald's.

And when I got back on the mainland, I actually tasted a Burger King.

It never made sense before, but I could actually taste the charbroiled meat taste.

And you get desensitized every year, so I'm not having that.

And now that I actually tried it, I'm like, holy shit, these things are good.

Yeah, those McDonald's burgers are like pan burgers, man.

They make those in pans.

I love horse meat.

Don't get me wrong.

The plain hamburger, the plain McDonald's hamburger is one of my favorites.

I love horse meat.

It's awesome.

No, Glenn, it's not horse meat.

I mean, they put a lot of soy in it, though, I think.

And they put, like, grounded-up cow bones and a bunch of stuff.

That's what I hear.

I'm not an expert, and, of course, I, you know.

That's what we grow, soy beans.

I don't like to make.

I'm pushing around with a little butter.

I don't like to make.

Mr. Ed loves horse meat.

Milkman, I don't like to make slanderous comments, of course.

So we're going to call Burger King.

All right, man, because you like him so much, hippie, we're going to call him.

Yeah, yeah.

Good.

Everyone, stand by.

We're going to do this.

I want a chipper whopper with extra onion.

Yeah, let him.

Hey, yo, baby.

Okay, good deal, man.

I'm excited you're excited.

We'll be right back in a moment.

Yo, yo, kiddies.

Burger King.

Stupid songs, stupid people.

Thank you for the McDonald's snack.

Stupid people.

Hello, this is Burger King.

Hello?

This is Burger King.

Who?

Is this the Burger King?

No.

What is this, the McDonald's?

Yes.

What's your function there?

What does that mean?

What is your function?

How do you function there?

Like, what's your capacity?

What do you want to know?

Because I had a bad experience at Burger King, and I'm calling to complain to you.

Now you think it's a joke.

Like, oh, I'm McDonald's now.

What's that?

It's not Burger King.

You have a complaint to Burger King.

You have to complain to Burger King.

I'm not Burger King, so.

Do you know the phone number for Burger King?

Because I've been trying to call in, like, 411 that gave me you.

No, I don't.

I don't.

We don't carry that number.

I hit 411 on the phone, and I said, I need Burger King, please.

And the woman said, one moment.

Sir, this is McDonald's.

I don't know anything about Burger King.

She connected me.

She connected me herself.

Jesus Christ.

What the hell

they got going on

over there?

She can't blow a whistle.

That's not legal.

Sounds like a milkman's

audio over there.

Place a call.

Press one.

She blew the whistle

on your phone.

You can't do that, right?

Call her back.

Hey, Tits.

How you doing?

Good.

I'm good.

Hey, I wanted to

make a complaint.

I was just calling in

and I had a question

and the woman said

something nasty

under her breath

and then the phone

made a whistle

and it kind of was...

What was your question?

I had a question

because I was being

being transferred over to your store, an accident, and I asked her to complete my call, my transfer

about the hamburgers.

Okay.

What's your name?

My name is Angie.

Angie?

What's the, okay, so, what's your function there, Angie?

What do you mean, our function?

What's your functionality?

What are your, what is your capacity?

What do you mean by that?

Well, what do you do there?

Do you, um, count money?

Do you make, um, breakfast?

Or what do you do?

What is your function there?

I mean, hello?

Hello?

Is there a man I can speak to?

This is taking too long with you, sir.

I'm the manager.

I just told you that.

But is there a man I can talk to?

Nope.

There's no men that work in there?

He already left.

So there's all women?

Yep.

Do your girls ever get together in the shower after closing?

Like, you know, in the locker room in the back?

I don't know what to tell you, Milkman.

That's stupid.

Dude, they had some pictures out here.

It was posted on YouTube, or no, Facebook or something.

And these crazy bitches were getting in to think at one of these restaurants

and, like, taking a bath, naked bath, and playing around and shit.

Yeah.

And the guy released it.

I guess he got fired for it, man.

But anybody who has that link, man, definitely both have to porn.

That was totally worth watching.

It was a real thing.

Holy crap.

All right, well, let me call Papa John's Pizza here real quick.

I have a plan.

A plan.

It's a show about Popeyes.

Papa John's Pizza.

I've never seen you speak in porno.

What's the real news?

Right on.

The IRC keeps crashing, everybody.

Have you noticed that?

I don't know if you guys are noticing, but the IRC is crashing.

Yeah, it's going crazy tonight.

Yeah, they're having some trouble over at our IRC provider for our Madhouse chat room.

So be sure to keep, if you're using one of the IRC clients, like MIRC,

you might want to go ahead and set that to automatically reconnect after it gets disconnected.

That's how I'm staying in there.

It's going to be annoying, but, you know, folks, we'll make it through.

Look, I'm in there right now.

I'm not even a mod.

Yep.

Can you talk to DTT and tell them to stop hacking us, please?

Yeah, DTT, please let it go.

I know you're upset about the whole Palestinian thing.

We did come across, we did see...

Hamas, we love Hamas, man.

Love them to death.

To death, yeah.

We came out and we are supporting the state of Israel, of course, as you all know.

And, uh, DTT is opening up a third front, uh, here in the United States.

We'll be right back in a moment.

No, no, that's not about that.

Thank you for calling Papa John's Pizza.

This is Lexi.

Would you like to share if I'm a special?

No, thank you.

I have an order here.

I'm going to make an order, and then my brother's going to come on the line.

He's going to do his order and pay with his card.

All right, so you want to do it separately?

No, it's going to be the same.

I'm going to give you my order first, and I'm going to walk into the other room

and give him the phone over to you, and then he'll be paying.

Okay.

All right, you ready?

Uh-huh.

Good deal.

I need a, um, we're going to have a, do you have any Hawaiian pizza?

Ham and pineapple?

Yes.

Okay, what size?

One large.

Okay.

And then two pepperoni and extra cheese, medium.

Two pepperoni, extra cheese?

Right, medium size, please.

And then the final is for drinks.

What do you have?

Do you have Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi?

We have two liter, 20 ounces of Coke products.

All right, well, two liter.

I need a two liter of Diet Coke, and that's it for me.

Okay, can I go ahead and get my bro in the line?

Okay.

All right, hang on.

I'm going to put the phone down.

I'll be right back with him, okay?

Hello?

Hello, sorry.

I'll be right back.

I'm going to put the phone on hold.

I'm going to put her phone down.

Don't go anywhere, okay?

Hang on.

The woman hung up.

Hang on.

Milkman, you got to try the Angry Whopper, man.

Did you see the Angry Whopper yet?

She hung up on me, goddammit.

I was trying to connect to somebody else.

Stupid.

Milkman, I'm going to call you back, all right?

I'm going to call you back, Milkman.

As for the Angry Whopper, they have it there.

It's good.

I got it sometimes.

All right, the Angry Whopper is good.

I had that on Sunday.

Matter of fact, I don't know if it's everywhere, but here in Florida, at least, you can get it.

What's the Angry Whopper?

It's got Monterey Jack, like pepper jack cheese.

It's got jalapenos on it.

It's got a hot fire angry sauce.

They call it angry sauce.

And it comes with these onion rings that are very spicy also.

It's very good, the Angry Whopper.

I saw it, I laughed, I took a picture of it, and I put it on Twitter.

I tweeted it, so to say.

All right, we're going to call Pizza Hut.

Don't go anywhere.

Let Moe.

Moe, not Moe.

What's wrong with you?

Okay.

Maybe Soy Boy.

I don't know.

Soy Boy.

That's your name.

I got a soy farm.

Thanks for calling Pizza Hut.

Right now, everyone on the team is helping other customers.

Please stay on the line, and we'll be right with you.

Bullshit.

Thank you for calling Pizza Hut.

We should have called you.

This is Jesse.

Can I help you?

Hey, Big Jesse.

How you doing, man?

Not too bad.

All right.

Hey, I'm going to give you my order.

I got for me my kids, and then I'm going to get the phone over to my brother.

He's going to make the order for his family, and he's going to pay it all on his card.

Okay?

You ready?

No.

I mean, no.

Do you want to deliver or carry out?

It's going to be carryout.

We're going to come pick it up.

It's going to be carryout?

Yeah, we're going to come pick it up.

Phone number?

407-459-4534.

I'm sorry, what?

Your area code?

Area code 407-459-4534.

What's your name?

This is Valente.

Valente?

Valente, yes.

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

I'm sorry.

Go ahead, what were you saying?

First order?

I need two large extra cheese and pepperoni, one order of the breadsticks.

Hold on just a second.

What kind of crust in this pizza?

Pan.

Hang on a sec.

Hey, do we have a large pan?

We got a large pan?

You guys never have large pan.

Two large pan pepperoni.

Right.

One order of bread sticks.

You said extra cheese, right?

Yeah, extra cheese and pepperoni.

One order of bread sticks.

And you guys do Diet Pepsi there, right?

Not Coke?

Pepsi.

All right.

One two-liter Diet Pepsi.

That's it.

You there?

He has two large pan pizzas with extra cheese and pepperoni.

And an order of bread sticks, two-liter Diet Pepsi.

Right.

That's right.

And I'm going to get you over to my brother's side right now.

He's going to be banking the payment with a card, all right?

Okay.

Okay, he's going to be picking this up, right?

Yeah.

Oh, that's right.

It doesn't matter, right?

Because, okay, he's going to be picking it up.

All right, give me a second.

I'm going to put the phone down.

It won't go anywhere, okay?

All right.

Yep.

Thanks for calling Pizza Hut.

Right now, everyone on the team is helping other customers.

Please stay on the line, and we'll be right with you.

Good boy.

How about trying a pizza made for the way you want to eat?

Thank you for choosing Pizza Hut, and we'll see you on the 43rd and Owl.

This is John.

How are you doing today?

Hey, are you guys still taking takeout orders?

Yes, we are.

Hang on, hang on.

Yeah, they are.

Okay, I'm going to put my bro on the line.

He's going to make an order, okay?

All right.

All right, don't go anywhere.

Take it.

Yeah, go ahead and repeat that, please.

What you got?

Two large pan pizzas with extra cheese and pepperoni,

two liter of Diet Pepsi, and an order of breadsticks.

Show your titties.

Hello?

Show your titties.

Hello?

Can you show your titties, please?

Hello?

Hi.

What the?

The phone disconnected.

Okay, that's great.

All right, well, you know, I always wanted to try that.

I guess that's not going to happen.

It's a sign.

I've never been successful in trying that little game

Where you make them read the order back

And just don't have it in me

Who else can we call?

Let's see what we got here

Oh, of course, of course

If you're going to reach me here, you can

Madhouse Radio is my screen name

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Be sure to hit me up on Madhouse Radio

AOL, Yahoo, Madhouse Radio

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MadhouseAtLive.com

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If you're using MSN Messenger.

And you can also call in tonight.

The toll-free line is not open yet.

It will be later.

If there's high demand for it, maybe I'll open it up early.

That is madhouselive.com.

That's my website.

The toll-free line is 888-278-8509.

You can tell where this show is going tonight.

I'm giving out websites instead of phone numbers, MFers.

Ninu says, ask people how many father they have.

Good idea, good idea.

Jen Stewart, as a matter of fact, has uploaded two new prank calls.

and an additional one that is not in English,

so who cares about it, right?

But, yeah.

Well, look, he's busy.

Yeah, he's at work.

He's working hard.

Hardly working.

You know, all that stuff.

If you've got any prank call requests, please send them in.

If you have any friends who want us to prank call,

we don't charge you.

We don't ask you for anything.

I see that one guy, that guy Michael Biggins,

is doing prank calls again,

and he's charging people to do their prank calls talk.

Who's that?

that he says oh you gotta pay oh that guy that guy you know what i'm talking about he charges

he's like paper prank like what do you mean fucking paper guy yeah the hat house guy yeah

that guy the blur pinkel homo guy he's at a home i'm not i don't mean to say that but still that

guy come on you're gonna charge your listeners to do that's the other guy they're not even that

He's a sad guy.

That's to say, the happy.

I thought he was happy.

You think I am?

No, he's sad now.

You give him my best next time you talk to him, all right?

I haven't seen him around lately.

I don't know.

He does a show every once a month, right?

He does a few shows, and they just kind of go in the sad place.

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

Okay, I want to, and also, I did want to mention, of course, you know, the whole story,

the freaking horrible episode that we had here where I ended up getting the show shut

shut down by the popos uh phone losers of america if you go to their website um i've been listening

to i've been wanting i've been following them for a while now um always always a lot of you

know fun stuff and a big fan of the phone birds turd burglar who uh is a unofficial well he's an

official you know honorary member of the madhouse crew he's in iraq right now he hasn't been on our

show in about a year because he's out he's he's out in um northern the northern part of iraq as

As a matter of fact, the Kurdish area out there, one of the forward operating bases.

But regardless, I still communicate with him.

He was a big fan of PLA, and he introduced me to the phone bridge one night.

He called me.

He's like, man, you know, you've got to check out this phone bridge that they've got.

These guys, they've got it set up where they have their own.

What is the phone bridge?

They've got a conference line, and they all prank call people all together.

You know what I mean?

You can just go in there at any time, and people will be prank calling places right and left.

It's really cool, as a matter of fact.

So check them out.

No, they're the Phone Losers of America.

I believe they're PhoneLosersOfAmerica.com.

I think that's the website.

If not, just do a Google search for Phone Losers of America.

Is it the same as Food Stamps conference call line?

No, no, not the same as Food Stamps conference line.

No, sir.

As far as I know, it's not.

I hope not.

There we go.

The IRC died again.

Took another shit.

Look at that.

At least I'm modded now.

Well, at least everything's normal in Syndicate.

Syndicate, I was quite privy to an awesome meeting last night.

Syndicate's normal.

For what?

For a change.

We've got Syndicate working.

It was pretty cool.

I was in a meeting with the Syndicate crew yesterday, and we got to trade some ideas.

We were all sharing ideas, and I came up with some ideas on how we could get Syndicate some promotion.

Brainstorm and Warrior.

Yeah, Brainstorm was quite interesting.

I love being on Syndicate, man.

They're all cool people.

A lot of people on there right now, as a matter of fact.

We've got a lot of listeners and a lot of viewers, I suppose we should say.

I do have the game in the background here.

I am in Florida, although I'm not a fan of the Gators or the Seminoles.

I am a Hurricanes fan.

I have been since I was young.

I never got into the whole Gators.

You know, it just pisses me off, man.

Tug, I don't know if it's like this where you're at, you know, with the universities.

But over here, you got a bunch of rednecks who never stand a chance to ever go to college.

Oh, dude, this is Redneck University College Football Central.

Yeah, but, dude, you got a bunch of people here, a bunch of yokels,

a bunch of mouth breathers

who never stand any chance

of going

stepping foot

on a college campus

but they got their car

and their clothes

and their house

and their

and their kids

their baby clothes

are all gatored

or gatored

or whatever

you know

they're all in a

they worship

Bobby Bowden

are there Memphis Tigers

or Tennessee Bulls

and saw orange

with a V

oh yeah

yeah

and there's orange

V's everywhere

there in the

yeah dude

that's a huge stadium

they got there

don't they

Look at that.

Very obnoxious people.

Tuck, just a report here from the game.

A black man threw a ball towards another black man,

and the black man did not catch it,

and now they're all running together again into a line.

Breaking news here from the Madhouse Radio Studio Center, everybody.

We'll keep you posted.

There's more of the black action in the game.

Black bucks always catch the ball.

No matter who wins or loses tonight,

I'm sure everybody can agree the black people will win tonight in the game.

That's good, that's good, they deserve to win

For them, more prank calls, it's time

Matter of fact

The drone machine is a good friend of mine

And I promised him three weeks ago

I would do this prank call for him

A woman who has treated him very rudely at work

We have a whole dossier and a number

We've got her address

And we have her home phone number

Her cell phone number and another phone number here

And her name is

Renacy, Renass, Renass

Canafala

Excuse me

me let's give her a call everybody i'm sure we'll enjoy this right back in the phone in a moment

hello hi hey i decided i decided to give you a call how are you picked picked up your phone i

decided to call you on your phone this is ralph little john ralph little john's ralph little

john's are you at home where are you at you sound like you're tired did i catch you at a bad time

No.

How come you're using Miranda's phone?

Um, is this who it is?

Because I found the phone.

I don't know whose phone it is.

Um, this is Kelly, but...

Oh, hey, Kelly.

I just bought this phone from some dude.

Okay.

Yeah.

Who does it belong...

Do you know who it belongs to?

Yeah, my sister, Miranda.

Can you let her know that she's never going to see her phone again?

Um, I don't really have a way to contact her now.

Uh, maybe...

Do you think she might want to buy the phone back?

Because I bought it for $20.

You think...

Maybe you think she'd pay $30 for it?

You don't seem too concerned that I stole your sister's phone.

I don't know.

You can't really do anything on it.

Guess not.

I'm going to give your sister a call.

What was her name again?

Miranda.

Miranda, all right.

I'll let her know you said hi, okay?

Okay.

All right, then.

You take care of yourself.

Bye, sweetie.

Okay.

I don't understand why people...

What is her problem?

She's like...

Stupid woman.

If I ever married a woman like that, I want to shoot myself in the cock.

let's call her friend sister right her sister you don't miss the numbers or something

i got three related numbers what's going on bro hello hey what's up nothing who's this hey i just

got done porking your sister she's sleeping and i thought i'd give you a call see what's up who the

hell is this i was porking your sister about five like about like since five o'clock and we went to

to sleep and then we woke up again and we porked some more and now she's sleeping. I

don't have a sister. Your sister just told me to give you a call and say what's up. Marissa

is my sister. Yeah, that's the one. No. Yeah, I was just porking. Are you sure you're calling

from Kelly's phone? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm calling. No, that's not your

sister? Well, no. Kelly? No, I've been porking Kelly for the last four or five hours. Okay.

Yeah, do you want me to maybe, I'm going to wake her up later, I'm going to pork her again,

and what I'm going to do is I'm going to call you while I'm porking her so you can hear

how it sounds when I'm porking her.

Okay, and maybe I'll just call her mother and tell her I'm getting disturbing phone

calls from some psycho who's obviously talking to her daughter that shouldn't be.

That's what I'm going to do right about now.

Why you got to mess stuff up?

Listen to you.

We're in love.

Whoever you are.

We're in love.

We're so in love.

Mm-hmm. Sure. Sure.

Have you ever seen her naked? It's hot, right?

Yeah, it was porking. I'll go pork her again.

We've been drinking beers and porking.

Where is Renee?

Do you like sex?

I don't think that's an appropriate question for you to ask.

I'm going to go wake her up now, and we're going to drink another beer,

and then we're going to start porking again, all right?

Yeah.

All right. Do you want to come over?

No.

To place a call, press 1.

I'm going to creep out that whole thing.

I think it weirded out because the other sister sounded really young.

You know what?

I think her sister was young.

I better stop doing that.

I got one third number here for these people.

That was creepy.

Even for me, that was pretty creepy.

The deer.

I wonder how old they are.

This is crazy.

That's called the third number.

I think the third number is the mom.

This might explain a lot.

Oh, Jesus.

Bro, please be nice.

Don't creep them out and have another group of cops.

Don't go there, please.

You don't hear that so much anymore, porking.

I

to hear

people saying

that's an 80s term

isn't it

porking

yeah

that's pork

you have reached

your services

I'm not available

at this time

but please leave

a short message

I think she's

she's probably

talking to the

daughter right now

I'll bet you anything

yeah that's funny

no

that's

Hey, you know, everybody's talking about it.

You know, the shit's sitting there.

You creep in there, they're calling the cop.

They're going to raid us pretty soon.

Nunu said we should ask her mom how many fathers,

how many father, how many father her daughter has.

These are not inside jokes, folks.

No, they won't.

You all need to go to JenStewart.com, all right?

Check it out, man.

Check it out.

Kokany says RBCP.

Yeah, that's the dude from Phone Losers.

He was there.

He was in the chat room.

Shit, man.

And we lost it because the chatroom keeps crashing and because we started the show late.

I'm sorry, dude.

Homeboy, I'm sorry about that.

Who was?

Some white guy.

He's one of the phone losers.

White boy, they call him.

What was his name in the chatroom?

R-B-C-P.

White boy.

White boy, R-B-C-P boy is what his name is.

Yeah.

All right, so let's call the next.

That was that.

That was the family who we creeped out.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you for entertaining us.

Congratulations.

Folks, let me know if you're enjoying the show, you know.

I need to know if I need to be more peppy.

If you have any suggestions of who should we call,

or who we should call, rather, let me know.

That would be much appreciated.

I see they're enjoying the ODB over there in Syndicate.

Someone said they like that.

They like that ODB, the old dirty bastard.

Rest in peace.

I'm really in the mood for a chicken sandwich.

I got some chicken breasts that I made today.

I broiled it.

Mr. Tuck came out pretty good.

Chicken sandwich.

Chicken.

Some chicken sandwiches.

You know where I've never been to is the Jack in the Box.

We don't have those here in Florida.

Would like to make a trip out to the West Coast.

They don't really have those here either, not at least when I was growing up.

It's not a South thing.

Now, we do have Whataburger here now, which is a Texas staple.

And we have Blimpies inside gas stations.

I know that.

Never had a Blimpie sub.

Because I have something, you know, over here.

I know there's up there up north or up there out west or up there in Tennessee or wherever you're from, Mr. Tuck.

But here, they've got a habit in convenience stores, gas stations.

You go in there, and they have a section, and it could be a Subway, you know what I mean?

Or it could be a Blimpies or a Pizza Hut.

Well, we have those, too.

You go into convenience stores in the Subway area.

Some of them are very nasty.

I would rather go to a standalone regular Subway as opposed to go to the gas station Subway.

No, thank you.

No, thank you, folks.

I actually worked in a subway and downstairs in the basement of a hospital.

Ooh, really?

Did you now?

Cool.

Yeah.

Cool.

Kick ass, man.

You know, I'll tell you what.

Oh, the college days.

A year ago this week, my mom was in the hospital.

She spent a few days in the hospital.

And I remember over there they had an awesome cafeteria.

They had a subway in it, as a matter of fact.

It must be a hospital thing.

Yeah.

And the hospital itself, it's a Seventh Day Adventist hospital, and they do not eat pork.

So not only is there no pork on the menu in the cafeteria or for them, they have a—

So there's roast beef number four or whatever it is.

Right.

Okay, right.

But what you need to keep in mind is they had a Wendy's across the street.

It was on their property.

They're releasing it special to the Wendy's, I guess, you know.

And this Wendy's is always packed.

But they had all the pork, right?

Yeah, no pork.

No, no pork.

They couldn't have bacon.

They didn't have...

Oh, really?

I went there once and I used to get...

There was a Wendy's with no bacon.

Yeah, you go there...

Strange.

No bacon.

I went in there, dude.

I went there once in a drive-thru and I always used to get Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers.

They're 99 cents.

And I went in there and I was like, I'm going to get two Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers.

So people who are just passing through and don't know anything about a hospital or an area...

Yeah, they're like, what the hell?

...ask for bacon and get all pissed off because Wendy's isn't carrying bacon.

Right.

That's crazy.

Yeah, because they had special sandwiches there, you know, that have the bacon.

You know, Wendy's always has, like, the Dijon one or the Cordon Bleu.

They'll have a special one with bacon, and you look on a drive-thru menu,

they would black out where it said bacon.

They just wouldn't add it to it, and they didn't have no bacon on their salads

and stuff like that.

It was quite confusing, matter of fact.

The other day, I went to Burger King, and I got a little upset.

I went there for breakfast.

I stopped there, honestly.

I don't tell anybody.

I stopped there every Saturday morning for breakfast.

um i get myself the number the number four the number four is two sausage biscuits and i get

that large so i get large hash browns and a large coffee cost me five dollars even tuck is the

greatest breakfast deal in the world two sausage biscuits a large hash brown and a large uh burger

king coffee for five dollars and zero cents i happily handed my five dollar bill my way to work

on saturday morning it's an awesome experience uh but uh i went i went there and they told me

sorry we don't have any we don't have what did they say they didn't have something i'm trying

to remember they didn't have any biscuits or something like that so all you could get was um

like i think they had like one breakfast sandwich that's all you could get i mean that was literally

it all i had was like one item i was like oh that's stupid so i had to have this nasty sandwich

one of those big this is huge burger king breakfast sandwich thing yeah i don't know

what the hell it was.

Wendy's Breakfast, though,

I like it.

I dig the Wendy's Breakfast.

If no one's had it yet,

it's about a year old.

They've been doing it

here in Atlanta

for about a year.

Wendy's Breakfast is good.

Yeah.

Let's do another prank call.

I'm talking about food

and I'm getting hungry

as it goes.

We got Cosmic...

Yeah, I was about to say,

we were getting

all the audience hungry

and they're going to

move from their computers

to the kitchen.

To make sandwiches.

I'm going to make a sandwich

in about 15 minutes.

Do another prank call or two.

Take a break.

make a sandwich, come back, do another prank call

or two call in a night, how's that sound, sounds good to me

um

or hopefully Milkman

will be joining us in that second part, also Hollywood

Vanya said he's working tonight but he's

going to join us sometime around midnight

our time, that'd be kind of cool

maybe he'll do some prank calls, do better than I am

uh, let's call that Bennegan's

here, I thought all Bennegan's were out of business

I didn't know there were any left, but a guy

answered, we'll find out, everybody

Bennegan's, one moment

Okay

Sound file to Carlito, please

Yeah, is this Bennigan?

Is that any quiet on the set?

Bennigan?

Yes

I thought you guys were all closed, man

No, we're actually, I think, the only one left

Dude, are you guys going through Chapter 7?

Are you guys going to stay open?

We're staying open, we're franchised

Oh, yo, you guys got a loophole

Hey, man, do you know, are there any steak and ales left anywhere?

If there's any more steak and ales?

Yeah, because, you know what, man

I was, for years

Listen to my story, sir.

Entertain me because it's heartbreaking.

I'm a kid.

When I was a kid, my dad used to tell me when I was a kid,

he used to go out on Friday nights by himself.

He would go bowling with his friends.

He had a woman on the side he was seeing.

And then he would go to Steak and Ale all the time, you know, afterwards.

He used to tell me it's the greatest thing, it's the greatest thing, greatest place.

I'm 29 years old, right?

And I'm driving around and I got a new job.

job and i and i and i pass a steak and i pass a steak and ale i'm like holy shit there's a steak

and ale you know and every day we're passing i'd say you know you know tomorrow i'm gonna stop

there for for dinner you know i mean every time i'd say on the way home i'm gonna stop there just

to see what it's like i've always wanted to have a steak and ale you know what happened the week

that i finally decided to go i was like i'm gonna do it tomorrow and then i got home and i read the

article that they had all closed down the day before i had committed myself to go in and have

Have a steak, you know, man.

Terrible.

Do you guys still do all those?

Remember you had that big, thick burger and all that?

A big burger?

There was a big, thick burger, and it had onion rings on it.

Remember the one I'm talking about?

No, we don't do that anymore.

You guys got your own game, man.

What do you do now, exactly?

What do you do?

You have jalapeno poppers?

What are you looking for?

Give me some...

Some direction?

Different types of items.

How about a mix of onion and beef, beef meats?

I mean, we have burgers with onions on.

We have the Guinness glazed bacon cheeseburger, which is fried onions.

Fuck you.

I'm tired of that guy.

Hey, the Gators have scored, haven't they?

Three minutes left.

What's the score?

Yeah.

23 to 14.

Nine points.

That's it, folks.

That's over.

The Gators won.

Look at that.

Numbers are high.

You can't spell Gators without gay.

That's what I heard.

Try it.

Whatever.

They're a Florida team.

I'm happy.

They're a Florida team.

As long as it's a Florida team that wins, I guess that's what's good.

You know?

Yeah.

I didn't watch any football this season, dude.

Not at all.

I didn't watch any pro football.

I didn't watch any college football.

It's pretty sad.

I used to watch, you know, quite a bit.

Titans have been kicking ass this year.

Good for them.

All right, let's call another one.

I don't know why I hung up with that guy.

That guy was just breaking me down.

Pryor, dude.

Here we go.

We've got one here.

The Aroma Indian Scenic Indian.

We also have the Sangha Sugand S-U-G-A-N-D-H, Indian Cuisine.

And rounding things out, we have the sitar, which is the guitar they use.

They call it the sitar.

The sitar, Dr. Lego used to do prank calls.

The Indian guitar, yes.

Dr. Lego used to do prank calls where he said he was playing the sitar.

The sitar, Indian Cuisine, all coming up here in a moment.

In the meantime, I do want to go ahead and let you folks in the room.

You had Sitar playing a lot in your Indian mixed thing.

My Punjabi mix MC stuff.

Yeah, man, I know what you're talking about now.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Sitar's all in that.

It's good stuff.

I want to let everybody know I'm opening up the toll-free line,

so if you decide you want to call in and just tell me why I'm doing bad tonight, you can.

That toll-free line is 1-888-278-8509.

Again, that's 1-888-278-8509.

Everyone, listen to this Jen Stewart prank call here.

I get a feeling we're sucking ass.

What do you think?

Hey, you know, whatever it takes.

You want to put a bet?

You want to put a...

I don't know.

We'll figure it out.

We're going to play this prank call by Jen.

Jen Stewart, he did these calls.

They're a whole series of calls to the same place.

I think you fellas enjoy that.

While you do that, I need to attend to some business in the living room.

And I'm going to come back and do some more prank calls.

Okay.

You're going to pee in the living room, all right?

No, no.

I'm going to make shit in the living room.

I'm going to make shit.

Look at that, Rose.

Hello, mate. How you doing there?

Yeah, not bad. Thank you.

Are you guys ready for another long night of harassing calls?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Are you ready, mate?

Yes, I am. We are ready.

Good, because I'm taking over your phone line, okay?

Sorry?

I said I'm taking over the phone. I'm taking over the phone line. The phone is now mine.

You can't make any calls out or get any calls in, okay?

Every time you pick up that phone, I'm gonna be on there, okay?

You bastard, your dad bastard, your mom bastard.

How can my mother be a bastard, you fucking idiot?

Do you know what the term means?

Obviously you're an imbecile.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm your father, you bastard, you son of a bitch.

You motherfucker, you come here and I'll fuck you up now, you bastard, yeah?

You cunt, no, mate.

I don't wanna come there, mate, I'm a bit far away.

Come on then, one on one.

Come on outside.

Sorry, mate, I'm too far away, but I'd love to take you outside.

Your mom's a fucking bitch, you know, you know?

Instead of that, mate, I'll tell you, I'll make you a deal, mate.

I'm going to stay on the phone and I'm going to take over your line, okay?

That's my deal to you.

You fucking bastard.

You cunt.

You wanker you are.

You shit, mate.

Come outside, prick.

How can I come outside?

You fucking...

Red Rose?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Red Rose?

Yeah.

Red Rose?

Yeah, hello, Red Rose.

How are you?

Red Rose?

Yeah.

Red Rose?

Yeah.

Red Rose?

Yeah, yeah, mate.

It's me again.

Hello, Red Rose?

Yeah, hello.

Hello.

Yeah.

Do you know what?

I would love to come over there and squeeze your little head, you know what I mean?

You sound like your voice hasn't even broken yet.

You don't have a chance, mate.

You don't have a chance.

You don't have a chance, yeah.

You're a wimp.

You couldn't fight your way out of a wet paper bag, young boy.

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Young boy.

I'm not the person who keeps phoning, is it, you sad prick?

You shit, you little boy.

Yeah, whatever, mate, you know what I mean?

You sound like a girl.

Yeah, you sound like a dog.

How about that?

Have it.

You want a red load?

Hello, can I make an order, please?

Hello, can I make an order?

Hello, who's this?

Hello.

Hello, yeah, how are you?

This is Sergeant Grant from Pains Valley Police.

Sergeant, Sergeant, Sergeant, Sergeant Grant.

That took you a while to get that out.

We're tracking your phone call.

Yeah, really?

And we're going to know in a minute who's calling.

In a minute, in just one moment, then.

Okay.

Would you like to stay on the phone with me while they're doing that?

Yes.

Well, we don't need to do that.

Yeah, I know.

We've got 50...

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

What's your name again?

Who are you?

I'm Mr. Stewart.

What did you say your name was?

Mr. Stewart.

You don't sound like a Mr. Stewart.

I am a Mr. Stewart.

Yeah.

We'll find out in a minute.

We're coming to visit you in a minute.

You're coming to visit me?

Oh, God, no.

No, please, no.

Bye.

No, no.

Hello, Red Rose.

Got some taxis are going to be there in a few minutes, mate.

I'll talk to you, all right?

Bastard, bastard, bastard.

Keep a lookout for those cabs, mate.

Do you know what, yeah?

Yeah.

Thank you very much.

Keep a look outside for those cabs, mate. There's about 30 cabs coming, mate.

30 fucking cabs!

Yeah, I don't care about that. Look outside your window, mate. Look outside.

Yeah, where are you?

Don't worry, mate. Loads of cabs coming. In about five minutes, they'll be there. Just keep a look out, alright?

Bye, mate! Bye!

I'll tell you something, yeah? If I ever see you, I'm gonna...

Yeah, shut up, you cunt.

Hello, Red Rose?

Yeah, did you get my taxis?

Hello, Red Rose?

Yeah, did you see those taxis outside?

What taxi?

There was lots of taxis outside.

Listen, listen to you. You ask for listen.

I have reported to the police.

What did you say to them?

I said they're going to fuck you through your ass.

You wait and see what happens.

You wait and see. I got your number.

I got your number.

I got your address. I got everything.

You got my address?

Alright.

What's my address?

You see, I'll come tomorrow and I'm going to fucking kick your ass.

What's my address?

Yeah, you see.

I've got every detail.

I've got your number.

What's my name?

Do you want to know your number?

Yeah, go on.

Yeah.

I've got your number, right?

What is it?

Yeah.

And you see.

I've got your all details.

What is it?

You fucking ring again.

Yeah.

You fucking, you don't know me.

Yeah.

You don't know me.

I don't know you.

You know me tomorrow.

You wait till tomorrow.

Yeah.

You wait till tomorrow and see.

And then?

If you hear a phone once again, I'm going to fucking come to your house.

Yeah?

Really?

And I'm going to fucking kick you to death.

You're going to fucking die tomorrow.

You're going to fly over here?

All right.

You see what I do tomorrow, all right?

Yeah, you're going to get on a plane tonight.

You fucking see what I do to you tomorrow, you fucking wanker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hello, Red Rose.

Hello, yeah.

What happened to your friend?

I don't know how to deal with that psycho.

You're phoning again, pisshead?

Yeah.

I'll tell you what, my friend.

Why don't you come over here?

Did you get those taxis?

Why don't you come over here and talk to us face to face?

Because it would take me at least 16 hours to get there.

You know something, you're a demented arsehole.

Did you get those taxis that I sent you?

Good evening, Bandshud, how are you?

I'm good. Can you speak up, my good man?

Can you speak up? It's hard to hear you.

Hello.

Hello, Bandshud, how are you?

Bandshud?

Yes.

How many fathers do you have, sir?

hello yes how many father do you have how many uh i i couldn't hear it hold on a second okay

i'm printing something here okay yes sir how many fathers do you have what do you mean do you have

more than one father your mother was with the many women so she has more maybe let's call him back

we're just getting started with them you know what i love to come away and smack in your pzr

that's what i like to do you fly with emmerich you get a discount you bastard hello hello you're

You're a piece of shit.

Listen.

You're a piece of shit, yeah?

Yeah.

Hello, may I help you?

It was a lot to make an order, please.

What's your name, address, and phone number?

This is Valente.

I'm coming to pick it up.

Oh, you want to pick it up?

Yes, please.

What's your name and phone number?

My name is Valente.

Okay.

My phone number is 407-59-4534.

4534, and what can I get for you?

Do you have any chicken tandoori?

Mm-hmm.

And one order of lawn bread?

Tandoori chicken, one order of naan bread.

Yes, that's correct.

Is that all for you?

And also, I would like to, you know, I would like to bhenchod, you know?

I would like to bhenchod.

What is that?

You know, I like to bhenchod.

Maruchot, I would like that also.

Hey, man, this is not a place where you could, you know, have fun, okay?

I'm going to come over there.

I'm going to make love to your mother in front of you.

We're just getting started.

I think he posed a challenge to me.

Hello, bastard.

How are you?

I'm alright, thank you, how are you? Did you get my taxis?

Yeah, you fucking bastard. You fucking prick.

You see, you gay bastard. You know what?

I would love to come over there, you know what I mean?

And shag your fucking mum, mate.

Oh, oh, oh, oh my god, my sperm's coming out, man.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's brilliant.

It's all out, oh, that's lovely.

Oh my god, absolutely brilliant.

William, did you have that, you fucking bastard, you fucking tramp, you fucking twat, you sick, you fucking crow, you fucking spastic, you fucking motherfucker, you fucking gay bastard, you fucking twat, you plonker, you spastic, hated, demented, psychiatric cock, now suck my dick, au revoir, bastard.

Hello?

How are you?

Very good, how are you?

I'm good, this is Chud.

From where are you calling?

I'm calling to make an order for pickup, please.

Okay, sure, yes, sir.

Okay.

May I speak with Banchot, please?

Who?

Banchot.

Someone told me to call and order the Banchot.

They said it's good, Banchot.

I think it's the wrong number.

No, this is the Indian place, right?

It's the Indian place because the person you're talking about, nobody working here in that name.

My friend told me that it was a good thing to order there.

It was Banchot.

He gave you the wrong name.

What is it called?

Do you know what it is?

I don't know, maybe, what is it called, something else?

I think it's sort of with madar.

Is it chicken?

Madarchad or something, I don't know.

I'm just trying to order it.

He said it's good.

It comes with the bread, the chicken, and you pork it.

Madarchad.

Or banchad, banchad.

I don't know, I think it's your favorite dish, but we don't sell here.

I've never had it before.

My friend said it's good.

Yeah, somebody gave you the wrong name, and it's a bad word.

You're talking about.

What bad word?

What's the bad word?

Which one?

Order?

Well, okay, well.

Hold on.

You can order this guy.

Hello?

Yes, sir.

Yeah, I'm trying to make an order.

My friend, I've never had Indian food before.

He made some recommendations.

He came back the other day from India.

What do you want to order, sir?

He brought down banchad.

Banchad and the lawn bread.

L-A-N bread.

Which one do you want to order, sir?

Banchad with lawn bread.

No, I don't have this dish, man.

Tera Madi Laan. It says here Tera Madi Laan bread.

Huh?

Tera Madi Laan bread is what it is. I don't know.

No.

Is this an Indian restaurant or is this Pakistan?

This is an Indian restaurant.

Okay, so he said here, wrote down. Let me look. Hang on.

All right. It says Tera Madi Laan. It's a bread.

And then bancho is supposed to come with pork or chicken.

I don't have anything.

Do you have anything like banchon?

Huh?

Do you have anything like the banchon?

I mean, do you have any idea what I'm talking?

What am I being?

I know this is a bad word, sir.

It's a bad word?

Yeah.

What about your sister?

Oh, it's a bad word.

Can I eat your sister?

No.

Can I speak to the woman again?

She sounds quite sexual.

No, you talk to me.

I'm talking to the woman that I was talking to.

I'd like to talk to her about sexual things again.

No, you talk to me.

You tell me what you want.

No, I talk to a woman.

You put the woman on the phone, please.

No, what do you want, sir? Tell me.

To talk to the woman.

Oh, she's not here.

Where did she go? Is she in the toilet?

Huh?

Is she in the toilet?

Yeah, she's not here. What do you want? You tell me, sir.

Can you tell me if the woman is in the toilet?

No, what do you want? You tell me.

Bhenchod.

It's the wrong word, sir.

All I know is the woman, you know, my friend told me to call this place.

The woman answered. I said I want Bhenchod and Terra Madelon.

Give me your phone number.

407-459-459-4534.

4534.

Right.

Give me your friend's phone number.

Why?

Why do you need my friend's phone number?

Huh?

Why do you need my friend's phone number?

Yeah.

Why?

Why do you need?

Yeah, give me his phone number.

415.

I'll tell you the dish name.

415.

I'll ask him what is the dish name.

Do you want to call him together?

Yeah.

Want me to conference him?

Uh-huh.

Okay, hang on.

They'll go anywhere.

You're going to hang up or you're going to stay on the line?

I'll hang up.

Don't hang up, man.

Come on.

Just take my order then.

Bhenchod.

This is why I told you I'll talk to your friend.

Well, okay.

I'll give you the number.

You ready?

Okay, guys.

415.

Okay, ready.

415.

What is his name?

Horace Grant.

What is his name?

Horace Grant.

Horace?

Horace.

H-O-R-A-C-E Grant.

Do you think he made me say a bad word to you or something?

Yeah.

What are you going to do now?

Are you going to write him up?

What is your name?

This is Valente.

Okay.

So what are you going to do?

I don't understand.

Are you reporting me?

Hello?

Are you going to report me?

Hello?

Yes, sir.

Are you going to report me?

What's going on?

What's happening?

What did I do?

What did I say?

I'll talk to your friend first.

He gave you this number, right?

Should I call you back afterwards?

You want to call me back?

How are we going to do it?

I don't know what you want, sir.

I don't know.

I don't know what this you want.

Bhenchod.

I told you this wrong word.

Then you tell me what it could be.

I don't understand.

Look, this guy told me to make an order for him.

He said it's good food.

Me and my fiancé are here.

He was in India recently.

He said to ask for the banchot and the terramadalan bread.

Maybe bartha?

What?

Maybe eggplant bartha?

No, banchot.

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

I did spoof the number when I called the other place.

I did spoof it with this number here they were calling.

And I gave him the number back as well.

Well, the one he just got for me from my friend.

It's for the first restaurant we call him.

For those of you who don't know, Banchot means motherfucker.

Is that what it is? No.

What does it mean? Tell me again.

It was here somewhere. Banchot.

Sister fucker is what it is.

Happy, happy person?

No.

Sister fucker.

Mother chot is motherfucker.

And terramarilan is your mother's penis.

My dear friend?

He says he can't believe we're still on the phone ordering sister fucker.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I get sister fucker.

What kind of insult is that? Sister fucker. You're a sister fucker.

Hello? I heard a snap. Alright, hang on. We're going to call the sitar Indian cuisine. We're asking the same thing. We're going to ask for sister fucker. Hang on, everybody.

Hello? Fucking bastard, how are you? You bastard,

I don't understand it.

You know your mom, yeah?

She chugs every guy in the world, including you, you fucking twat.

Really?

You bastard.

Really?

You know what?

I enjoy it.

You're so ugly, yeah, that a dustbin's better looking than you.

See you later, mate.

Bye, Raja.

Hello.

I tricked myself.

Calling Sitar.

Yes, hi.

I need to make an order, please.

What can I get for you, sir?

My friend wrote down here to order banh chot and terramada laan bread.

All right, well, that's a cuss word, so I don't know.

No, I need, honestly, I need this.

He said it's a milky sauce, banh chot.

Hold on, hold on.

All right.

I'm trying to make an order here.

My friend wrote down something for me to pick up.

Uh-huh.

Are you taking my order?

Did she take my order?

What's going on?

Yeah, hold on one second.

What would you like to order?

I wrote down, I wrote down, because I had chicken tandoori.

Is a chicken

Is a tandoori

That you can have

Tandoori chicken

And then he wants

He's asking for

Ban cha

And

What did you want

Ban cha

And

Ban cha

And then

Terry

Madalan bread

Fuck you guys

This is the fucking shit

You know what you're talking about

Excuse me

This is talking about shit

This is bad things

You're talking about

Terry Madalan

This is looking fucking like

Like a

Like a bad bird

What the fuck are you talking to me like dude

I'm just trying to make a fucking order

You bastard

I don't tell you what you're talking about

you somebody else for the fuck we call him back that was great that was good production here

tonight we got to place a call productive bowel movement to listen to yeah yeah all right come

on fuck you fucker your mom here we got 10 people here yeah hey bonjour how are you i'm sorry bastard

i got pissed off didn't you that was pretty funny it was good all right cool let's play the rest of

this over here this is jen stewart's calling by the way we'll call him back in a moment

Thank you

for calling FedEx Kinko's office and print center.

Choose from the following options.

I'm Jerry Clower, a dead man.

Okay.

That's not a great example of a...

No, sir.

...referring to a bit of LL.

That's exactly what...

Is this the Indian place that you make the orders at, that you come pick it up?

Yeah.

Would you like to make an order?

Yes, hi, I'd like to make an order, please.

We are closed for tonight, sir.

Bullshit, you disgusting monkey immigrant bastard.

You fucking piece of shit.

You fucking...

How many fathers do you have?

I bet you have more than one.

I got your number.

I'm going to report you.

You know that you're calling to the business that you're borrowing from?

I don't care what the problem is.

I'm going to...

What is your name?

How many...

What is your business to calling here?

You're saying disgusting.

You're disgusting multiple...

You fucking piece of shit asshole.

Why are you calling here?

How many fathers do you have?

I asked you several times.

Go ask your mother.

I'm your daddy, you know, piece of shit, motherfucker.

You just come with your man, come face to face to me.

Then I show you how many.

Then I'll tell you who I am.

I'm going to kiss the...

Piece of shit, motherfucker.

You smell...

Record phone?

Is that guy usually like that?

Let us know, Brandon.

Is that guy usually like that?

Can you hear?

I know you...

Yes, man.

Speak with Banshul, please.

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