2009-08-27 Show
27 Aug 2009 · 36 min · 6,320 words · source
Transcript
Hey, what's going on, old sister?
How are you doing?
Is this the taco people?
Excuse me?
Is this the stupid taco?
Fuck you.
To a girl, and I think she might have done something appropriate.
Who?
Someone over there put a piece of paper in my shirt pocket.
I don't know what her name is, but she put some codes or something in a piece of paper in my shirt pocket.
What is it?
It's a secret.
It's some kind of code.
Who is that?
Some number.
It was, you know, that olive skin girl.
You know that little skin girl, you know, that's dancing?
Light skin girl?
Olive.
She got, like, olive skins.
Her skin is like olive skin.
You know, olive colors.
Hold on.
You can speak to my manager here.
Hey, she put a code.
No, wait a minute.
She put it in my shirt pocket.
What's that?
I just got a bunch of numbers and letters and codes and stuff.
And what do you want me to do?
I don't know.
Like, what's the code?
I mean, is it a secret?
Like, what's the secret code?
Can I give it to you?
Can I redeem it?
Can I redeem the code?
Hold on for a minute.
Fuck me.
who's this can you turn the music down please can you turn down your radio
huh turn down your radio please this is a club i know well you need to get somewhere where you
can understand me i ain't gonna be having this shit all right i can't have this shit right now
someone put something in my pocket over there and i want an explanation about this
somebody put something in your pocket i put this this codes this piece of paper with a bunch of
codes on it, what is this shit, what, huh, this is about, I don't understand, I don't
understand what's going on, that's what I'm saying, something about that Aztec calendar
fucking symbols and codes and shit, I put, the woman was dancing, and she put it in my
pocket, my front pocket, what, what, what I'm saying, what were you in the club, at
the bar, sitting at a table, no, I was at one of the tables, and this girl came up to
me, and she started doing her thing, and she put that, that in my pocket, she put this
piece of paper, yellow piece of paper, she folded it over, and inside of it, it's got
at these codes and symbols and shit, numbers and shit. What is this shit, man? I don't
know, bro. What is this shit? I don't know, bro. What's your name? What's your name? This
is Valente, I told you, man. Maybe because you got your radio up so high you can't hear
me talking, boy. I said my name's fucking Valente. Yeah, boy. Who the fuck do you think
you talking to, man? I'm a judge. I wouldn't give a damn who you is. You ain't finna talk
to me no motherfucking any kind of way. I'm a judge, boy. I wouldn't give a fuck who you
You can be the Grand Woozer for the KKK, bitch!
Looking on various street corners, I'm sure you've seen it yourself,
standing on the corner is an alleged brother dressed in blue or green, red, and black,
and spouting the news that the revolution is coming and you better get ready.
It's sort of like the end of the world is coming.
Unfortunately, the world is just going to drag on and on.
We have a poem that we've written particularly for the brothers in the street corners.
let me speak to that boy who uh the manager boy hold on no wait a minute i was just talking to
that boy he goes to the store i think what's he doing he's buying liquor excuse me did he go to
buy fucking liquor and shit where'd he go hey why are you talking to me like that i'm a little drunk
i've been drinking a little bit but seriously i want to know what the hell's wrong with that boy
and and and calling he uh i don't know what the hell's going on between you and him but well you
don't you don't have to talk to me like that well listen who's the fucking woman who put the
Hey, don't you fucking curse me, and don't you call me Higgins again.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I just wanted some clarification on what the call was about.
Yeah, when is that boy going to be back?
The what?
The boy.
All right, who's the old bra that's over there answering the phone?
Who's the what?
The old lady that's over there answering the phone sometimes?
She's kind of old?
Hold on.
I'm calling in regards to the call Junior was received,
and I'm acting as his representative.
It was in regards to a possible reality show involving Magic the Gathering.
Please keep in contact as soon as possible.
I very much appreciate it.
Thank you.
Bye.
Well, my client just received a prank phone call,
and she's been receiving this for months of being harassed.
And, well, I'm just calling to let you all know that if one more harassment comes through,
I will be filing papers to press charges for phone harassment.
And I would like somebody to give me a call back.
I'm sure you all have caller ID.
And I heard everything that you said to my client, and it was extremely rude.
And charges will be pressed if one more phone call comes through.
Can I help you?
Yeah, Dunkin' Donuts and shit?
Yeah.
Hey, I'm calling from Corporate Security.
Is Sam there?
Who?
Sam.
Sam?
Yeah.
I think you're calling to another Dunkin' Donuts.
Okay, well, listen, like...
This is in Green Mile 90.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen, listen, honey.
Three years ago, there was this man named Sam that used to work there.
Where he's at?
We don't know anyone, sir.
He's not here.
Oh, you...
I think you people all know each other.
Like, you go to the same church and all that stuff.
I know you guys know each other.
So what happened to Sam?
You tell me the truth.
Where's he at?
You tell me the right...
Tell me the truth right now.
Where's Sam?
We don't know, sir. We don't know who you are talking about.
Who's the owner? Is the owner American or from...
Yes.
Uh-huh. And who was the Sam that used to work there at night about two or three years ago?
Who is this man? Tell me.
We don't know.
When did you start working there?
We don't know anyone, sir. What do you have to tell me?
Okay, you know what? I'm going to have to come down and get your papers.
Do you have your papers with you?
What?
Do you have your papers with you? Because I'm coming down and you're going to have to give me a copy of your papers.
And that's all there is to it.
For what?
Because I need to check this out.
You know where Sam is.
You're not telling me, I'm going to check your papers.
You can come in the morning.
Like, you know, we will have our owner.
But do you have your papers with you or not?
For what?
You know, your papers that say you can walk on the street and stuff like that.
That you're allowed to walk on the street and have a job.
That you're allowed to, you know.
Yeah.
Do you drive a car?
Because you're supposed to have papers if you go outside the house.
Hello, sir?
Sir?
Yes, we are live.
It's August 27th, 2009.
Live.
Is Louisiana Fried Chicken Machine?
Yeah.
But we're closed at 8 o'clock, though.
Hey, listen.
Yeah?
I heard that you people put shit in the chicken to make black people all bloated and stuff and have, like, the itis.
Pardon me?
I heard that you people put stuff in the chicken to make it grow fat that gives the black people the itis.
Like a what?
The itis.
What's the itis?
You're not familiar with the disease, the itis, that you get from eating your Louisiana fried chicken because it's all over the news and the internet.
Really?
So I want a statement about the itis.
What's the itis?
When you eat your chicken, you get people are getting the itis.
I don't understand. Why are you with itis?
Is there anybody there who else? Just ask somebody. Put them on the phone.
Ask if there's someone else who's there who knows about the itis problem to tell me about it.
They said on the news that we were allowed to call to ask about it.
They just had it on the news right now that Louisiana Fried Chicken was giving the itis to people if you ate the chicken.
Well, you got the itis?
I think I do. I have the symptoms of the itis right now, yes.
What is it like, itis?
The itis is you get really tired. You get the itis.
You get really tired.
Where's that coming from?
But you get sick.
You guys, they say there's a recall on your chicken because it's giving niggas the itis.
Nobody buys all the same chickens.
Everybody's different.
So how would you know?
No, it's...
What house it is.
No, it isn't.
It said all Louisiana fried chicken in California are given the itis.
The chicken has the itis.
That you're supposed to call in and find out about the lot number.
So what's the lot number?
Tell me.
I don't know.
I got no clue.
Well, who's the manager?
Who's in charge?
Hey, you got the wrong number.
No, this is the Louisiana fried chicken.
Thank you for calling KFC. This is Melissa. How may I help you?
Yeah, look, I'm calling. I was just watching the TV.
They said that there was a report that the chicken at KFC had the itis,
that it was giving people the itis, and that we needed to call in to get the lot numbers.
They just had it on the news right now, so I need to know what's the lot number from today,
because if I got the itis, I got to go to the doctor tomorrow, go to the hospital now,
and I think I might have the symptoms.
Um, hold on just a second.
All right. It's not funny.
What?
It's not funny.
It's in the water. Lucky speaking.
Who is this?
The manager.
Manager, listen, I was just watching TV, and they said that there was a recall on the KFC chicken,
that if we had any questions to immediately call, that we were eating today to call,
because there was something that they found in the KFC chicken, that it has some kind of thing,
and I think I had the symptoms they were talking about.
So what's the lot number from the food that you were giving out for dinner hour tonight?
The hotline number?
No, the lot number from the chicken.
Okay, just one second.
Yes, hello, who is this?
It's just going to take, give me a moment.
I got to call my store manager because I'm only the shift manager.
Yeah, but I need to find out who you're going to ask about the itis.
They said on the TV that it was giving people the itis,
that to call in and ask about it, that if you have a certain lot number.
Yeah, that's why I have to call my store manager
because I did not see the news today about it.
I don't know anything about it.
It's breaking news on the TV right now.
Yes, I'm calling my store manager right now.
There's five people with the itis, it says.
Man, if I get the itis, I can't get the itis.
I don't have money for that.
I don't even have a card.
Hey, Jason?
Okay, there's a customer on the phone.
He said he can't see chicken, and he's calling me about the lock number on the chicken.
Yeah, he's calling in right now.
He said he needs the lock number for the chicken.
He said he wants it because he thinks he might have had a big incident.
Do you mind if I give you his number?
Yeah, he's on the phone right now.
I'm going to give him your number so you can talk to him about it because I don't know anything about it.
Listen, man, you didn't even ask him about what it was.
It's this disease called the itis.
Yes, he said he didn't know anything about it either,
and he's going to call George, the regional manager, about it.
You've got to call him back and tell him that it's about the itis,
that people are coming down with the itis after eating the chicken.
Well, as of right now, he can give you his number,
and you can talk to him about it.
Yeah?
Okay, you've got to pin in.
I don't know.
Give me a second.
Let me check.
Go ahead.
All right.
His name is Jason.
Jason.
I'm going to give him a call.
He said it's okay to call him because he's probably sleeping now, man.
I'm pretty sure.
I was just on the phone.
All right, so they're saying he's at home.
Where's he at?
Is he out in the cell phone?
Yeah, he's at home right now.
All right, I'll give him a call at home.
We'll find out.
Okay.
What was your name?
Lucky.
All right, man.
I think, you know, if you get the itis, it's best just to go home and take a rest, all right?
Just take it easy.
Okay.
All right.
Because I've been eating KFC today, too, so.
You might have a lot.
I haven't seen or heard anything about it, so, I mean, I can't help you out much.
I can't even help myself out because I ate it, too.
Well, I don't know.
Just be careful.
If you feel like you're coming down with the itis, you know, I think just go home and just, you know, sleep it off, man.
Okay, thanks.
All right.
I'll see you.
Watch out for the itis.
Jason, listen, I don't know.
This guy that was talking to this kid at the restaurant, I had chicken today.
They were saying on the news that they'd call in and ask about the lot number because there was a recall on the chicken.
Okay, can I get your first name?
This is Valente.
Excuse me?
Valente.
Can you spell that for me?
Listen, honestly, if I have this disease, so help me God, I'm going to sue the company.
They're going to have to close the company down, the whole thing, because I don't have insurance on my car or my house or myself, anything.
I have a kid, and we're making it as best we can with the EBT card.
That's all we got, and it's not fair.
I understand that.
I just need to get information from you in order to handle this.
I'm at home.
I'm not at work, and I need to report to my supervisor if any of what's going on.
If I could get your first name, please.
Wait, now take it easy, big guy.
Now, tell me the truth.
What do you know about the itis thing?
I don't know anything about it.
That's why I need to get the information from you and report it to them so they can report it to their attorneys and their insurance company.
Have you ever heard about it?
Well, I'm trying to get your...
No, I have not.
This is the first I've heard, and I'm trying to see on the news.
When was this a break and what happened about it?
It came up like breaking news on CNN, and then I was online, and it said the MSNBC was talking about it, too.
It was called the itis.
D-A-I-T-U-S.
The itis.
and that people were eating chicken and they were getting the itis, it said.
Itis?
Yes.
Okay, and did they say where it was at?
They said it was at KFC Chicken.
Yeah, but, I mean, did they say where it started off at?
Because we all don't get our chicken from the same place.
Yeah, I know.
It just said if you were concerned to call Kentucky Fried Chicken,
it gave a number, so I called the KFC.
Okay, well, we haven't been informed of it.
That's why I'm trying to find out your information
so I can report it to my people and report it to them
to find out what's going on with it.
Oh, man, I think I got it.
I just, I think I got it.
Okay, and your first name?
I think I'm just going to, you know what?
I've got your information here.
I told you.
I still need your first name.
I told you my name is Valente, Valente.
No, I need you to spell it for me.
V-A-L-E-N-T-E, Valente.
And your last name?
Is this Valente?
That's all you need.
I need to know your last name also, sir.
And I need to know a phone number for you.
The last name is Valente.
Your first and last name is Valente.
All you need is Valente.
We don't need a, you know, what's your last name?
I don't care.
Excuse me?
I don't want to know your last name.
Sir, you just called my private number.
I'm at home.
I'm not at work.
I'm trying to help you and work with you.
All right, sir.
Right now, okay?
You know, I'm...
And I'm trying to figure out what's going on so that I can go ahead and report this to my supervisor
and figure out what's going on to help you out.
But I can't help you out if you're not going to help me with the information that I need.
Well, I'm on the do not call list.
Excuse me?
I'm on the do not call list.
You're on a do not call list, okay?
What's that got to do?
If you've got a problem and you think you're poisoned with chicken, we need to take care of that.
Right?
Because you said that you were calling me at this time of night.
That's what you said, right?
And I'm just saying that I'm going to do not call this.
I did not say anything about calling me at this time of night.
Well, so you just said that it was late at night, this private number.
All right, I'm going to do not call this then.
No, I didn't say nothing like that.
I said you're calling me on my private number at my house.
I am not at work.
I'm trying to do what I can to help you with this problem.
But they don't know what's going on.
You called the store.
I got transferred over to you.
All I know is this kid said, you know, I'm going to, you know.
He gave you my phone number.
He didn't transfer you.
He gave you my phone number so I can deal with this.
What the hell is going on?
Which is what I'm trying to do.
I demanded he transfer me because I'm at a payphone, and he refused to transfer me,
and I had to use another $0.35 for the phone call.
I don't think that's fair.
Well, he can't transfer you, and if you're from a payphone, then you're not, are you in, where are you at?
I'm on my cell phone now.
I was on a payphone when I first talked to him, and I had to use another $0.35 because of his buffering foolishness.
You're using dirty pay phones like that.
So here I am wasting my prepaid minutes on a prepaid plan.
I apologize for that, sir, but I'm trying to take care of this business.
If you can't give me your information, I can do about it.
I told you my name.
I mean, I'm trying to figure it out.
You got Valente.
What do you got written down so far?
Just read it back.
I've got Dydus.
I've got Dydus and Valente.
That's all.
And how do you spell that?
V-A-L-E-N-T-E.
All right, so you got it right.
Okay, well, that's all I have so far, sir.
I needed to know a number, exactly what it is you're talking about, which KFC you ate at,
When you ate there, I didn't know that kind of stuff until my office.
You're KFC.
I just talked to the guy.
He confirmed the location and everything.
We confirmed it.
It said on TV, if you think you have the itis, if you think you got it from this chicken,
if you ate this chicken, don't be afraid to call, to call and ask about the situation,
that they have people standing by to answer the phone over the problem about the itis.
It's exactly what the person told me when I called in, that they promised me, yes,
that we know what's going on that we we know about the itis don't worry call in and they will
explain everything that people are standing by and then i call in and then this is what i'm getting
this is what i'm getting well that's because we don't know anything about the itis i mean
then i have trouble believing that you're your manager to know i'm not qualified to know what
about something that we haven't been reported to i'm called manager well you know what i think
is going on here.
If it happens at one store,
if it happens at one store
and we haven't been reported to
because we're friends,
we may not know about that.
That's why I'm trying
to get the information
so I can let my people know
and get them to understand
and find out
what's going on with it.
It's the fucking...
Because we have different...
It's the same fucking thing.
You know what happened?
You know,
you've got these teenagers
working at this KFC
and they're putting
the itis inside the chicken
and then he probably
just gave me a number
to one of his pals
at his own house.
You're probably in high school
or something.
You're obviously not professional.
They're putting the itis
in the chicken.
Well, it's giving people the itis.
And I am.
I'm not somebody out of school.
My name is Jason.
I'm the manager at the KSCO.
You can look at them and find out.
I've been working there for four years.
I'm trying to get to the bottom of this so I can call my supervisor, which I'm getting
ready to call him and wake him up in bed, find out what's going on with this thing.
You're a manager, then.
How much do you make a year?
What's your salary?
I can't.
I don't give out that kind of stuff.
I do not disclose.
Okay.
How much do you make a year?
Well, I'm the one that's got the itis, sir, not you almost.
And you're the one here.
You're a public servant here because you're the manager.
manager and i'm in charge and i have no fear and i what i say goes because i'm the manager i didn't
say nothing about no fear or anything like that i'm just trying to get some information without
information i can't do anything for you well you've got to get a return phone number for you
then i can go ahead and do that here's what i want you to do ma'am i want you to look at the phone
and on the screen on the phone you probably have some numbers there and you write them down
restricted when you called otherwise i would have wrote it down so would you please give me your
number did it say restricted i do not know but that's what it says restricted when you called
407.
407.
And then your last name, please?
Valente.
Your first name is Valente and your last name is?
All you need is Valente.
That's my name is Valente.
Everyone calls me Valente.
They know me as Valente at work.
Okay, and if you feel like that you may have this problem called the itis or whatever,
I suggest that, and I don't know what it is,
but I suggest you go to the nearest hospital and get checked out for it,
and if that's what it is, report it to the insurance company,
then they will be more than happy to take care of that for you.
Well, so you're a doctor now.
You're going to report to the insurance company and tell me that I should go to a doctor
and take medical support.
I did not give you medical advice.
I said you go to a doctor.
I did not say I was a medical person.
If you feel you have it, and we will report it to our insurance company, KFC.
Our KFC franchise has an insurance company that deals with these types of things.
KFC isn't an insurance.
KFC isn't an insurance.
You're not understanding anything I say, but they do have companies that they use for our corporation,
and if there is a problem, they will deal with this.
That's why I'm trying to get your information so I can have them deal with it.
Young man, you're going to call here and threaten me with attorneys.
You're going to threaten me with attorneys, and I'm sick.
I'm sick right now.
You're threatening me with attorneys.
I did not threaten you with attorneys.
I did not threaten you with attorneys.
I said they have people that deal with this type of thing.
You just make a lot of mistakes.
I did not threaten you with attorneys.
A lot of mistakes.
You're giving medical advice, and you're not even a manager, and not even a doctor.
For real.
All right.
Well, thank you very much.
For real.
Don't ever call this number back.
For real.
How'd it do?
Church, just help me help you.
Yeah, listen.
I was just watching the TV, and I heard about the itis that was in the chicken, and if
If I have it, I'm going to sue you.
Excuse me?
They just showed on the TV that you people had that stuff in the chicken that was making people sick.
They just showed that on the news that we're supposed to call immediately if we're feeling sick,
that we have the itis that was in the chicken.
Um, hold on, okay?
Okay.
You're burning files in the background already.
You're frying them.
Hello?
Listen, I just saw on the TV that they were saying that people were getting the itis from eating the chicken there,
a church's chicken, and I think I have it.
They said that we're supposed to call and they get the lot number from the chicken and give it to the hospital.
I'm not sure. We don't have a TV right now, so I'm not sure what they're saying.
And the manager isn't available right now.
Do you know anything about the itis?
No.
Can you ask someone, see if anybody knows about it, about the itis and what I can do?
I'm not sure, sir.
Are there any African Americans that are working there?
Sure. You're going to have to figure it out with the manager.
Can you put the black person on the phone that I was working with earlier when I was there talking to somebody?
Do you know the black guy that works there?
I'm working right now. From what church is this?
The church is chicken. There was an African American there. The one on Rosecrans, right?
Is this the one I'm talking to or is it the other one?
I'm sorry, but we don't have anyone working by that.
There's no one black there?
No.
Are there any black people at the other church's chicken?
I'm not sure. I think you're calling the wrong churches.
I just want to talk to a black person about chicken.
There's no one here.
There's no blacks there?
No.
There's no Hispanics?
What are you? Hello?
I'm not sure, sir.
You're not sure what you are? What are you, a bastard?
Bastard, where's your father from? You don't know who your father is?
Bastard. Bastard child.
I know you're still listening over there in the background, aren't you, you bastard?
You have no father.
Yes, I.
Church's chicken.
Listen, I was just watching on the TV machine that they were putting on the news
that you people, your chicken was giving people the itis.
Say what?
That your chicken was giving people the itis,
that they said if you heard anything, to give a call immediately, get the lot number,
because I had chicken there, and I think I have that stuff that they were talking,
that your chicken's giving to people.
Chicken has what?
they said the itis d-a-i-t-u-s that it was given to people that were eating it were getting the
itis that you're supposed to call in and get the lot number and if you had it to do his best to
seek medical help like to go to a doctor or something so i need to know now if you know
if you give me the lot number from the chicken and if i could check it on the web and see if
it's one of the ones that had the itis in it that was giving people the itis i don't think so are
Are you familiar with it at all?
I don't know.
You're not familiar with the case at all?
About the hiatus?
Nothing?
Who's in charge over there?
Huh?
Who's in charge over there?
In charge?
Yeah, who's the overseer?
I'm in charge.
You're a manager?
Yeah.
I don't think so.
Huh?
I don't think so.
Well, how old are you?
I don't know my age.
Yeah, because I don't think you're in charge.
You're probably like a teenager or like a 20-year-old or something.
You're not in charge.
Who is in charge of you now?
Give me the manager right now, sir.
Give me the real...
Give me the American manager.
The American manager.
Who are you talking to?
to the american manager the american who's there you know the the non-ethnic person who's the
overseer i need to talk to that to the head you know the head person you know the real uh citizen
there walmart yes it's the walmart listen sir i went in there and the gentleman told me to put
this stuff on my car and i went a few miles and the next thing i know my carburetor just broke
down the car isn't working i put this stuff in the liquid in the engine like he said and now it broke
broke down. What did you put in your engine? Um, I can give you the, like, the, I can't
even see the, it's got a barcode, and you look it up and see what it was? Oh, you don't
have the actual, you can't tell what it is? Well, the whole thing got damaged in the episode,
I mean, it's got, the stuff came all over it when I mixed it in, it got all on top of
it, I can't make it out. I'll give you the barcode, I can maybe read it out if you want
to look it up. Hello? Alright, let's, let me get a pen. The barcode? Do I gotta give
Even the zero at the first?
It doesn't matter.
Zero, two, two, three, four, three, one, six, zero, zero, two, and then there's another nine.
I'll go look for that.
You don't know how to read those things?
What is it?
Yep.
Well, I'm going to go look.
Well, what is it?
You don't know?
Well, I don't know it right off the bat.
I have to go look.
You got to look it up in the book?
I'll be right back.
How long does it take to look up at the book?
It can take more than three minutes.
In a book?
Really?
You got to take the...
I'm not going to look in the book.
I'm just going to go out on the show.
All of a sudden, there's only a few things that you can put in your engine.
You got it from the automotive department, right?
Well, that's what the guy said.
Put this in here.
This is green stuff.
Put it in there.
Next thing I know, it's like, fuck that.
This is a company car.
Mr. Valente is going to cap my ass.
Go check it out.
Be right back.
All right.
Hello?
Yeah.
I couldn't get anything off that bar.
What Walmart did you go to?
Man, Alan, what's the...
You guys, this isn't right.
Why are you going to tell me to put stuff in the tank unless...
I don't know.
Seriously, why are you going to tell me to put stuff in the tank
when it's gonna mess up the car i i don't know who told you that it wasn't me because i haven't
talked to anybody about that lately it was just one guy i look like it gives a young young kid
looking guy okay you gave my car the itis or something what this stuff look like when you
put it in this is green shit man green yeah i don't have anything green back here that you put
in your engine at all i said this is green well that's what i'm thinking he gave me some stuff
he's probably just joking around i don't think anybody should do that he was off duty he said
he was leaving i was looking for the stuff and then the kids like hey do you need help i said
yeah do you work here's like yeah sure yeah i'm off duty i'm leaving because he didn't have a
name tag on or anything and i said all right yeah um or we're not allowed to work off the clock here
so whoever told you that did not work here oh my god yeah because i have the strong policy about
working off the clock oh my god hey i don't know it wasn't an associate that told you that because
oh my god oh my god there's nothing green that you can put in your engine oh my god well you
guys gotta make and who's who's in charge over there who's the manager transfer to the fitting
room and then uh the fitting room actually the better because it's the automotive department
and um call 770-2010 then ask for a manager or they can well i'm holding uh who's in charge of
the automotive you're you're making keys right now so it sounds like you're an automotive yeah
You're an automotive?
But you're there, right?
So how long have you been working the area tonight for?
This just happened like 30 minutes ago.
Were you there?
All right, so you know who this guy was then?
I don't know who this guy was.
And any of the other associates around here, if they've seen anything...
Well, wait a minute now.
Yeah, I'm holding you responsible for this
because if it's your duty to be sitting there watching these people coming in,
these associates are working off the clock
and telling me to put stuff in my car that's going to destroy it.
And now I'm going to lose my job because this is a company car.
I can't fix this.
I'll only need you personally.
What was your name?
I'm writing that down.
I'm going to make papers right now.
You got your papers on you?
You got papers on you?
You're going to come down and I need to check your papers out now.
I don't even know.
Wait, what'd you ask?
Luke, your papers.
Where are your papers at?
For what?
I need your official papers.
They made copies and I'm suing you.
I'm putting you down in this report.
I'm writing you down.
I'm writing you up.
Well, this is your responsibility.
This is your department here.
And you're answering the phone.
You're making keys over there.
You think, oh, well, I'm just going to do whatever I want to do off the clock.
Let me get a manager back here to talk to you.
Why is your social security number and shit?
Huh?
I'm going to sue you.
Okay, but I'm not the one that told you to put that in your car, though.
Who's got the papers over there?
Okay, let me get a manager, and then I'll be able to help you.
Is this a man or a woman I'm talking to?
It'll be a man.
All right, good.
So I'll be right back.
All right.
Look, don't go far away, because we've got to finish our conversation.
Why go?
I'm pulling the plug on this, because, number one, I've got to take your really bad piss.
Number two, I'm really in the mood for some iced tea right now.
Thank you everybody who tuned in.
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