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So this is a classic intro, everybody.

Classic intro night.

I'm going to keep saying night until the show ends.

Forget it.

When the show ends, it won't be night, so might as well.

Might as well.

Hey, everybody.

Madhouse Radio is back.

This is Carlito along with Tug.

Yes, Tug.

The Tug.

Big Tug.

You hear Madhouse Radio on 3 p.m.-ish, July 14-ish.

It's a Wednesday afternoon.

Good afternoon, you show machine.

That's how we do it now.

Thank you, Rodney, who's tuning in live.

Everyone checking us out on the podcast as well.

Tom Tom in the 20-ting.

Yeah, 20-ten-ish.

We're going to be doing some prank calls, as I said.

I just realized, I don't think we have any numbers.

I don't know.

Oh, he's working.

Well, he couldn't make an appearance last week, and he did, but it's working now.

Nunu's in the house, so I guess he'll be joining us there.

Well, I guess I'll be using his number.

Just the same, the stream keeps stopping.

Please pay attention to him, man.

What stream?

Please pay attention to him.

What stream keeps stopping?

Let me know.

Let me look over here.

The back monitor.

I don't see a stream stopping a lot.

Confirm that for me.

Anybody else who might be watching.

Hopefully that's not going on.

Everything looks stable to me.

me all right folks we got prank call requests go ahead and send them in send them in you know

where to do that madhouselive.com has tons of places the best thing to do is go into the chat

room send them to me or you can send them to tuck nunu um any of the uh opt-in members there not

grishnap because i don't think he's even there he held on the fort for us for a while i see the

Da Dead's joining us.

Da Dead's just reaching out to me.

I'm surprised that we're on so early, I guess.

He's always reaching out to us.

Reaching out for sure.

All right.

Oh, yeah.

Nunu's here.

Nunu, I guess you're the numbers guy today.

You're up for it.

Nunu's late.

He's already got one checkmark off his name in the board.

In the meantime, while we get some numbers from Nunu,

we're going to call the angry kabob plays that we talked to recently.

See what's up with them.

You and kabob plays.

That's what I'm saying, by the way.

My thing.

We'll check the stability of the voice today.

Hopefully, it's not too over-modulated.

Hey, big guy.

Are you guys taking to-go orders right now?

Takeout orders?

Yes, we do, mate.

All right.

Do you want delivery or action?

No, no.

I'm not in collections.

It's delivery.

Delivery.

No, no.

Wait a minute.

Hang on, Kat.

I'm going to come in and pick it up.

Would you call that?

That's called pick-up.

I don't know what you call it here in the UK.

What?

What would you like, mate?

What kind of kebabs do you have?

What kind of meat?

We've got the kebabs you think of.

Donut kebab, chicken donut kebab, lamb donut kebab.

You got anything with corn?

Sorry?

You have any corn?

Corn?

Yeah.

Yeah, we've got sweet corn, yeah.

But I'm not going to kebab.

No, we haven't got that.

Because I went to this place and they sliced a corn cob, you know, like little medallions,

and you put it in between pieces of pork.

No, sorry, mate.

We don't do that.

Go ahead and put me down for an Asian pork kebab with a nice citrus balsamic reduction glaze.

We can do like a cilantro mayonnaise curry dipping sauce.

Yeah, no problem.

Okay, and I'd like to make sure that I don't get shit food again like I did the last two weeks that I've come in now.

It's been really shit food, right?

All right, no problem.

You want to get your food, just come in here, yeah?

Well, who's making it this time?

Is it a woman or a man?

It's a he-she, mate.

It's a what?

It's a man.

It's a donkey?

It's a what?

A me-she?

A what, what, mate?

It's a donkey?

Come in, your order will be ready, nice and tasty for you.

Don't worry, mate.

Are you going to put something in the food?

You'll think that you're going to be in heaven, mate.

Yeah, well, you're a waste of life, sir, is what I think the problem is with your food.

And it's a waste of time to eat your food.

It gets you sick

Is that what I said to you last time

And you didn't forget about that, huh?

You're a waste of life

Oh, mate

I think that must have hurt you so bad

It did hurt me when you called me a waste of life

And it was a horrible thing that you said to me

Why would you talk to me like that?

But there's a thing

If you're not a waste of life

Why do you keep on calling?

This is a free time

Why do you keep on calling, man?

Because I want an apology for you calling me a waste of life

No, but you are a waste bag

I'm not, I'm not

It's the whole thing

It's your mistake

And that's why I keep calling

But if you wasn't a waste bag

You wouldn't keep on calling us

And taking the mix

So you're a waste

So you think people that order from you

Are a waste of life

So it must be shit food

But there's a thing

There's a thing, mate

You're not ordering

You're taking the piss

So that's why you're a waste

No, I've been doing nothing

But try to order food

From your establishment

No, no, no

You've just been trying to be rude, mate

You have a lot of

If you're not rude

We're not rude

But if you're rude

We're rude

If you be bad

We're bad

You have a lot of, listen, buddy, you have a lot of bad reviews here and there,

and people talk bad about this kebab place.

And now I understand why.

I used to, listen, I used to defend you.

Shit kebab, the shitty kebab place is what they call it.

Everyone calls it the shitty kebab place down the road.

So I defended you.

I would tell people, listen, you don't, shut up, donkey.

What I would tell people was I would try to defend you and your place all the time.

Don't keep...

Mate, how do you feel when black people

talk about America?

Black people don't control America, sir.

Well, it's...

I'll tell you what.

It's better than Asians...

Listen, shut up.

It's better than...

It's better than Eastern Arabians and Asians.

I'm not Eastern Arabian as well,

so get your facts right.

You know what I'm saying?

Where are you from?

You don't need to know where I'm from.

You're from some foreign country.

You're not from the UK.

Going out to your mom,

where am I from?

Going out to your mom,

Well, who's your dad, actually?

No, my dad...

Then you'll know who, where, and what's wrong.

I can ask my dad, because you're my brother.

I mean, he fucked your mom, and you came out, so...

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I know you're half American.

I'm your dad, mate.

I'm your dad.

No, no, no, because I'm...

No, no, you...

Don't talk rude to your dad, yeah?

Didn't your mom teach you?

I told her a hundred times to teach you right.

Didn't she teach you?

No, sir.

You're mistaken.

You're my brother.

You're my brother, and I love you.

That's why I'm not angry with you.

You idiot, yeah.

What, did my dad fuck your mom?

My dad fucked your mom.

Is that how your mother brought up?

No, I said it first, and now you're trying to use it against me, but it doesn't.

You waste, you waste, you waste.

Do you have an epilepsy, sir?

Do you have, like, an epilepsy?

It sounds like you do.

Excuse me, mate, can you just, like, talk properly, you know, because I can't understand English.

Exactly, so you're going to use what I say and try to turn it over on me because you have nothing else, don't you?

Because you know you're a waste if you have an epilepsy when you're a foreigner.

Come here, and then we'll see either way.

Okay, I'll come.

All right.

Ten minutes.

Yeah, chicken.

Okay, donkey.

All right, buddy.

All right.

Bye.

See you, buddy.

All right.

That's the Angry Kebab place.

That's the start to the show.

He wasn't very riled up today.

He usually gets riled up.

I just took it slow with him today.

Myrtle, Noonoo wants us to call.

I don't know Myrtle's number.

I'll have to look.

Beef?

Beef Kebab?

Is that an Indian place?

Because he seemed like he didn't want to admit that it's an Indian place.

I don't know.

All right.

Let's call this ASDA here.

We'll wait for more numbers to come from Noonoo.

So this call is two cents per minute.

Hollywood Vanya's in the house.

Hey, Hollywood, how you doing?

We are continuously open from Monday 8 a.m. to Saturday 10 p.m.

Sunday we are open from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.

We were just listening to some prank calls from Hollywood's repertoire

just before the show started.

They were playing on the stream.

Well, some from a show that we did back, I think it was in 2009, was it,

we were just playing?

Our music and video department, please press 4.

For all other inquiries, please press zero and you'll be connected to our receptionist.

Thank you.

I like the sound of her voice.

It'll make her moan and stuff.

Be nice.

How are you doing?

Are you feeding birds or something?

The extension is busy.

Extension number does not exist.

Welcome to the voicemail system.

Due to a holiday, we cannot be reached on the phone today.

Please leave your...

Holiday?

What holiday is it over there?

You have been naughty boy.

What holiday is it in the UK?

I don't know.

It's Boxing Day.

I think they take holidays.

Oh, vacation.

Okay, that's right.

I get it.

Holiday.

These British people talk.

I live in Orlando.

They come to Disney.

Oh, they're so annoying.

They don't tip.

They smell like sunscreen.

They're like burnt to a crisp.

I tell you, Athena lived used to, when I first dated Athena, she lived out in that part of

town where the tourists are and stuff.

Oh my God, you go over there.

Right, yeah.

They smell like sunscreen and they're burnt to a crisp by the second day they're here

because they're not used to that sun.

Especially when they come in July, I love it.

But I love for those British tourists to come to Orlando in July because they suffer so bad.

And the day after, they're all red.

Oh, yeah.

And they're always wearing a soccer jersey.

Defense against the sun.

Yeah.

The teenage son always has a soccer jersey on, and there's always, like, a girl with a Mickey Mouse shirt because she's in Disney and it's the thing to do.

Excuse me.

Whatever.

All right.

I don't know what I'm asking.

Is it too early for Milkman or did he die?

I don't know.

Let's call.

Let's see.

I've got to find Milkman's number first.

Let's see.

You've got to get Milkman back on the show.

I don't know what the fuck is up.

I don't think he even knows we came back.

I haven't even told him.

I'm holding my own as much as I can, but Milk...

What do you mean you didn't tell him?

I didn't tell him about it.

I'm being honest.

I didn't tell him about it.

Hang on, let's see.

What?

I didn't.

No.

He was with family, and I didn't want to bother him,

and then he left me a voicemail.

He sounds like a bullfrog when he leaves me a voicemail.

I was like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

I'm like, well.

Dude, he's going to be pissed.

He's like, yeah, man, I thought you were coming back, man.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

That's what he sounds like.

He's going to think we're doing a show with Adam and running off with Adam and leaving him behind.

He's the one too busy to call in.

Well, he doesn't answer the phone because he thinks it's collectors.

Because he doesn't recognize his number I'm calling from.

I'll tell you what, they're after him, man.

I'm the collector.

He put me down as a reference for something.

And I keep getting calls.

Hello?

that wasn't him that's his voicemail he has his voice was like hello this is blah blah blah this

is milkman and uh when he first did i used to talk to it because his voice was like hello and

there's a pause and he goes this is milkman but his real name i can't come to the phone right now

believe it i'm like this one time i did it he caught me and he goes hello and i said i'm like

yo milkman what's up i had to call you back about that you were looking for and then i hear the

message start and i got pissed off and i said motherfucking shit cunt and then my windows

were down i was driving through like a school zone uh they're like these kids around and a cop

was like you know there was like at a cross like a crossing and i was like i said it really loud

i was afraid of cops but you can't talk it's like in a black neighborhood no offense i'm not talking

about a bad about blacks but it wasn't in in uh i don't know how they i don't know what you're

talking about it was in black town so they've got black cops and black teachers and they got black

buses that they go around in let me call milkman on the uh black buses oh yeah man black drivers

black lights ah hey you stupid horse's ass is carlito and tucks around and we're doing a show

we're calling you but uh since you turned your back on the show and all the listeners and i

guess we won't talk to you call back bye and of course naturally he'll call the cell phone

and he won't understand it's like i'm on the show it's like no milkman you're on a cell phone you

got to call a different number oh i don't get it i don't get it why don't you want me to be on why

don't you give me the number to get on yeah i'm like no milkman it's blah blah blah number i don't

get it. It doesn't work. I call

a number. It doesn't work. Only him.

He's such a sad sack sometimes.

I love him.

He's my little milkman.

Alright.

Take a sip of Diet Coke here.

Well,

we got a number here from

Nunu, the Indiana Wesleyan University.

What are

Wesleyans anyway?

J-Wed asking, Hey Carlito, how do I get Hollywood's

prank calls that's a good question and i meant to ask you about that hollywood i you i have your

your single prank calls are on the rotation do you want me to start posting those in a section

on the website like i'll do like uh i could do uh hollywood.manhouselive.com or manhouselive.com

forward slash hollywoodvania or something i can put them all there uh nunu sent me all of his

pranks at one point if he wants i could do that put those up on our website and add those to

of the rotation yeah and you know what um tuck uh fucking um i gotta get back to sean ward he

got on me he got at me on uh facebook he wants to send in uh he wants to upload all his pranks

to our uh ftp server he said he's got a ton of shows and pranks and we can play him whenever we

want yeah and that's great yeah so we and he's uh he's a talented pranker has a lot of pranks

so we can do that i gotta get with him um that was last week so and it's kind of rude i know

not to respond to someone who's offering that i'll get i'll give him a call i've got his number

here's milkman um yeah i think you should respond yeah hey hey hey you're on the air but you're

calling the wrong phone you're on the air but you're calling the wrong phone damn it yeah but

i'm gonna call you from a different area code and answer it okay it's not someone trying to

collect on you i'll call you right back and you save the fucking number all right

All right.

Save the number.

Just hang on.

Answer the phone.

Ah, shut up.

All right.

Christ.

Didn't I tell you it was going to be a whole deal?

Oh, what?

Where's your main phone?

I called it.

Where's your main phone?

What phone?

Got a phone.

All right.

He's not going to answer now.

I don't know who he's calling me.

This ain't right.

It's the damn telemarketer.

Start selling him.

Start asking his...

Hello?

Joe's Pool Hall.

Hello.

Yes, yes.

Joe's Pool Hall.

He's all speaking now.

Hey, Milkman.

How you doing, bro?

What's going on here, my Nico?

You just waking up?

What time is it over there?

1230 in the afternoon where you live?

You just waking up now?

Yeah, 1230.

Yeah, man.

I've been hard at it all day.

Hard at it.

Jerking off furiously over there under the covers.

You've just been in bed.

How many tugs you take out already?

Three by now, presuming?

Oh, probably at least a half dozen by now.

Half a dozen tugs.

All right, that's cool.

Well, hey, man, we're doing a show.

How you been?

You want to tell anybody everything?

Now they're listening.

This is on the podcast, so let it loose.

Wow, hey, what the hell's been going on, everybody?

I sure have missed you.

I know our money does really miss you.

We've missed you all.

We love you all.

And we're very happy that you have the opportunity to share a few laughs with us

because you know what?

It's all about you.

We love you, and every week we try to provide the most interactive entertainment that you can get anywhere on this famous podcast.

That's right.

If you don't know about it and your friends don't know about it, tell everybody because they're going to love to share the laughs with us here in the Madhouse.

Because the Generalissimo, he loves you and he cares, and so do I.

I'm the Milkman here to help out.

Okay.

Back to you, big guy.

Thank you.

Thank you, Milkman.

Back to you, big guy.

Okay, listen, that's exciting.

Milkman, I want to ask you, if you're not working now,

why don't you do a show someday, like maybe on Thursday afternoon or Thursday night?

You did a show when I was on the honeymoon last summer,

and I listened to part of it.

It was pretty good.

I did make an attempt to do a show.

I don't know.

The thing is, okay, I'm not as funny as the air mono, okay?

Everybody knows I'm funny looking.

Nobody is.

I'm funny sounding, but, you know, I'm not as just actually funny as your model.

Right, right.

But, you know, hey, you know what?

I'll think about it.

You know what?

I may need lessons from the generalissimo himself on how to do better.

But I did have fun with it.

I had a blast doing it.

Right, right.

You know what?

I'll think about that.

If you'll help me to get up some chops like you have, you know what?

And if I'm a natural enough talent to the fields, then, hey, what the heck, I'll give it a shot.

All right, Milkwist, I want to let you know Skype.

The new Skype is great.

I've got it set up.

We've been using it for, what, like three weeks now, Tuck, two or three weeks.

Perfect, flawless.

Huh?

The Skype piss is working?

Skype piss is just Skype now.

They took the piss out of the pool, man.

They drained the piss out of the pool.

They drained the whole pool, the Skype pool.

Now it's just Skype again.

It's great.

I tell you what.

And then I got the Google Voice hooked up with it.

so it's like you know it's really super easy uh milkman uh i got a conference line now that we

can use i'm thinking about doing some saturday night shows every once in a while where we can

you remember how ted and you and me sometimes we'll get together and we do these attacks to

7-eleven and mcdonald's that's right the mcdonald's yeah walmart walmart's uh remember

remember ted and i had like about four or five walmarts on it we had well we had about four

Four or five Walmarts at the same time.

Yeah, four or five at a time.

We told them that they had to hire one illegal Mexican and fire two.

Wasn't it something like that?

Like I said, we need you to get.

Yeah, the McDonald's had to start selling green burgers or some shit.

Well, yeah, because Ted said, yeah, we're going to a meatless burger,

so we're making a big promotion.

I just want you to go and take the bags of lettuce

and just throw it all over the restaurant.

Just, I want lettuce everywhere.

Like he's doing the Bubba Johnson talk.

Throw all your meat away.

Throw all the meat away.

Yeah, oh, dude.

And, yeah, he said, and we're going to change.

We're going to Chess Nugget, but for the same price.

So, whatever, you got six nuggets, you're now selling five.

You got five nuggets, you're now selling four.

Yeah, I was like, oh, my God.

That's the conference special.

I got to make, we got to, maybe we can play that.

I can pull it up.

That's an awesome office show.

Yeah, maybe, you know, give some people some highlights and, you know,

maybe make an option for somebody.

by, you know, hey, you know, I'd like to hear a little bit more about that.

Maybe I'll download that this week.

Right.

There's a lot of good things that you have there in the Madhouse Vaults there.

You know, I've seen the light of day again.

And a lot of, you know, our newer listeners and friends, you know,

of Madhouse family have not had a chance to experience

because our history now goes back so far that it predates some of our newest membership.

Yeah.

You know, it's worth a try maybe to throw that out there to our friends and family.

We'll have to start linking that again, yeah.

And some of the people, yeah, the people who have been around a long time

may want to share some laughs and go back to some old times, you know,

a retro blast from the past.

Right.

It's hilarious to listen to that, you know,

because things have evolved and changed so much over time.

I get a kick out of hearing it because, you know,

it just reminds me of, you know, how far we've come.

Right, right.

Yeah, we have come far.

And what we're built upon.

Yeah, that's true.

True. But when we got pranks going back to 2005 and some that I did even before the show started, man, so we're going to start leaking those again.

Yeah, definitely. Excuse me.

But they're all on the they're all on the rotation.

If you're listening to the Cacti radio rotation, which the CD, the disc that RBCP sent me with all the pranks and shows from from his end, it's waiting at the post office.

And I went out to that part of town today and I forgot to bring the slip with me to pick up my mail that they sent back to the post office.

So after the show, I got to go because it has tomorrow's date as the last day I have to pick it up before they return it all.

Basically, we didn't go to the post office.

We didn't go to our mailbox for like three weeks and it got too full.

And they grabbed all the mail.

They're holding it in the post office for 10 days.

So I need to get out there today.

So in theory, later tonight, I'll add all that.

that uh sean ward's gonna send uh us all his pranks and shows to add to the rotation also

and those are a lot of those and in hollywood vine is also gonna um we're just discussing with

him he's gonna send us all his stuff i think i already have them but i'll i'll dupe i'll dupe

them up and then and what i'm planning on doing is taking those pranks and if i can send two by

the way tux got shows and pranks too we'll just fill it up i talked to lego even lego said he'd

send uh his uh lego pranks uh if we want his shows i don't know if we want his shows

haha but we got a lot of pranks from dr lego he's willing and i talked to zolar he said he'd be

interested in sending maybe some of his pranks he's got a lot of mp3s he says so uh we might

you know who was talking to earth dog was talking to earth dog recently he's he's uh he's in good

spirits he got he had a fallout with zolar and apparently they're they they might be getting

back together so so so now we might actually see a zolar show come back again maybe a lot of people

People ask me that, you know, is Zolar coming back?

Zolar, he's planning on it.

I know he says yes, he says no, but Earthdog was his right-hand man.

And, you know, there's this other guy.

You ever heard of The Verdict?

Either of you, Tuck or Milkman or anybody out there listening, The Verdict.

Some guy called The Verdict.

He sent me a message that he was retiring from prank calls.

He's been doing shows for three years.

I never heard of him.

But I saw his pranks are on YouTube, but I don't know if any of you, I haven't heard him yet.

I don't know if he's getting good or not.

the verdict i don't know where he came from i don't know if he's from syndicate or something

else but anyway i think it's time to do uh calls here let's see what new news sent

center number four an indian restaurant that's been closed by the camden council after a diner

spotted rats running around the premises this is the uh this is lord's indian restaurant in london

let's go ahead and give them a call milkman you're going to be on the line for the prank so

uh unless you want to jump in you want to mute yourself over there no you know careful with the

the coughing because you're going to be hearing okay but uh okay okay i'll definitely can i ask

you one question sure buddy have you verified the quality on the receiver's end like the the

patsy's end yeah the skype calls yeah last week we did was we uh we were we're on a gay chat line

and we were talking and playing it back and i fine-tuned everything it sounds yeah it sounds

fine i got all those settings sounds good yeah it sounds good yeah all right i'm gonna go ahead

and meet my i'm gonna go ahead and meet my phone call and uh you go ahead and hit it big guy well

Well, how do I sound to you?

If I sound good to you, then it's okay, because you're on the same system now.

So if it sounds...

Oh, okay.

No, you sound good.

Sound good, then.

Yeah.

There you go, bitch.

I'm looking for how do you add...

That was always one of the big drawbacks of the old Skype.

Even though it sounded good on our end, it was the caller's end.

It was like, what the hell?

They couldn't make out what you were saying most of the time.

And we didn't know that.

And now it's cleaner.

Now, I'm looking here.

How do you add a call?

conversation at people yeah and then enter the number okay here we go so i'll paste that number

there select is this free is skype free now in the u.s um i've got it's like it's it cost me a

few bucks for three months uh for free to the u.s and it's it's the same price as um google voices

for uh international so but yeah skype's no longer free now skype to skype hello how you doing

going there buddy hello hi is this the indian restaurant yeah you're in whitfield right yeah

oh that's great hey i'll make an order but i don't want you to come to my house you understand

i'm staying in a hotel but i don't want you to come to the hotel i'm going to go there and get

it because i don't feel comfortable with people coming to my room they don't know me uh stay with

the redson hotel yeah redson yes okay how far away i mean you're in the area right two two three

Three minutes walk.

All right.

Are you going to, would you send someone here with the food?

Yeah, with stuff you want.

Is it safe?

I mean, is the people safe that come out?

Is it okay?

Yeah, of course.

Come on.

No problem.

No problem?

Okay.

Yes.

So do you have tandoori stuff?

Yeah.

All right.

I'll take that.

What kind of tandoori?

Is it chicken?

It's tandoori chicken, tandoori king prawns, chicken tikka, lamb tikka.

Uh-huh.

What's tikka mean?

What's that?

Lamb tikka.

Uh-huh.

What's that tikka mean?

What is it exactly?

You know?

I don't understand what tikka is.

Could you explain?

Explain me?

Yeah, just a little sauce with spicy rice and dip with yogurt.

Uh-huh.

That's it.

Okay, it's like a yogurt kind of thing?

Sorry to say?

It's like a yogurt kind of thing, right?

Yeah, yogurt, plenty of it.

Okay, good.

Do you have any of that, um, the Papa Dams?

Yeah, yeah, everything is a bit.

Okay, then I also need, um, hello?

Why do they hang up on me?

What an asshole.

Kind of a bitch.

Milkman, you still there?

I think I hung up on Milkman even.

Oops, I'm calling both back.

I've got to learn how to do that.

Listen, what happened with the phone?

Sorry?

What happened with the phone?

What do you mean?

Like, I was talking, making an order, and the phone sounded like someone hung it up on purpose.

Yeah, I don't know what that was.

I got that off there at the end of your call.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know either.

We were making a...

He's on the line now again.

Hello, are you there?

Hello?

What happened with the phone when I was talking to you?

You hung up on me and my friend.

Hello?

I think you got the wrong number.

Sorry.

No, no, no.

This is the Indian place.

I'm making an order.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, so can you read my order back to me, please?

Did you place your order?

I placed an order there with a man, and it sounded like he hung up on me.

Do you have the information, or can I place it with you?

Where are you about from?

Who else is answering?

Where are you calling from?

I'm in London in my hotel.

Yeah, for which hotel?

Two or three minutes walk from the Radisson.

Yeah, are you going to collect that?

Well, I said I was going to come in, but the guy was taking my order, and he hung up the phone.

What's my order?

Read me the order back so I know you got the right one.

Or I have to give it to you again.

Yeah, and what's going on here?

Yeah, I know, but we don't take any phone orders.

If you want to come and do the orders, you're welcome, okay?

Oh, wait a minute.

Listen, Banchu, he said he was going to take care of his order for me.

You know what?

Fuck off.

Asshole.

Nice.

Oh, my God, that was excellent, Banchu.

He got that.

Who does he think he is?

Jerk off.

The hell do you think he is?

Hello?

Hello, BT?

Hello?

Stupid! Hey!

He's still there.

Trying to call dude back, but he won't fucking leave.

What's this?

There's a cancel here and a red X.

What's this?

Milkman, I'm trying to figure out what I do with these.

Alright, Milkman, are you still there?

Yes, I'm here.

Okay, good. I figured it out.

Oh, I can just delete people just like that.

Sweet. Alright, let's call back over there.

It doesn't let me enter in someone's phone number now.

That's weird.

Oh, here we go.

Good evening, Luke.

What's the deal?

Hello?

What's the deal with hanging up the phone over there?

Sorry?

What's the deal with hanging up the phone over there?

I don't understand.

What deal?

Well, there's people hanging up the phone when you call them over there to make an order, a legitimate order.

The man, he said, F-U, F-this, F-that, and he hung up the phone.

And I'm asking why that happened.

Are you in charge?

Hello?

Are you in charge?

Hello, I can't hear you.

Asshole.

Hello?

Yeah, he's got an epilepsy or something, Milkman.

I'm really worried about that guy.

It sounds like he got caught in the meat cleaver there.

Hello?

I'm trying to call him back.

We'll give them a little bit, Milkman.

Let's call somebody else.

Let's see who else we got over here.

Coming from Big Nunu, the most effeminate man in the UK.

Milkman, any idea which kind of place you'd want to call?

I also wanted to say HP Lovecraft.

I put up a forum.

I don't know if you've seen it, Milkman, in the forums.

We have our new own forums popping over there.

I was trying to help Miss Mia, listener of our show, podcast,

and she listens live now because we're in the afternoon.

She can listen to us.

She's excited about that.

all the forms

forget about the forms

yeah

but

she's having trouble

getting into the chat room

she can listen

but her work is blocking

and I was trying to get her

through a proxy site

a proxy site

you know

to watch the chat

yeah

a couple people

tell me about that

yeah

so I'm trying to find a way

to get her in the chat room

and

she has a phone

a cell phone

I was like

well

some places

block streaming

yeah exactly

well

her streaming isn't blocked

but her chat

I am in chatter block

so she can't talk

with all of us

but I believe she's listening.

We'll find a way to get her in.

But H.P. Lovecraft, what I'm saying is I set up a forum post,

asking for people to send in new prank names that we can start using here,

to retire the old and tired ones that we've been using for so long.

And he sent some of the best ones.

They're real names of actors and celebrities like Marilyn Manson.

He says we could use Brian Warner.

There's one here that I liked for Coolio.

Coolio's real name is Artis Ivy Jr.

So that's the one I got marked here to call.

Andy's in there.

He's sending Garson DeBromolo.

I like that as well.

So I want to highlight those.

I want to make sure that I'm using these names that people are sending in.

So I'm not sending like, this is Valente, this is Valente.

That's old.

Old and tired.

Okay, so we got a number for Indiana.

Indiana.

Indiana Wesleyan University, a Christian university,

and that's where the Christian clowns are at right now.

Now, apparently there's a convention of Christian clowns going on.

We've got to find who the magicians are.

It's a coalition of Christian magicians, Milkman, or something like that.

They're having a conference right now at some university.

And we might have some numbers for them here.

So I'm trying to get a hold of some of them.

Magicians or musicians?

Magicians, like magic.

They're clowns and magicians.

And they've even got a video up on YouTube.

What?

That makes no sense.

That totally contradicts the whole idea of...

I know, I know, I know.

Never mind, never mind.

It's wacky.

No reason for explanation.

Nothing ever makes sense in the world.

It's crazy.

Maven's checking in.

Milkman, you're a big fan of hers and her tits.

There you go.

At Westland University.

Hello, how you doing there, big girl?

I'm great.

Hey, listen, is this where the magician thing is being held, the convention?

Yes.

Okay, I'm supposed to be catering for one of these events,

but someone really messed up with the number of people here.

Okay, you know what?

Let me connect you with Conference Services because they're in charge of that, okay?

Okay, and what was your name?

I'm Christy on the switchboard.

All right, Christy, well, you have a blessed day.

Thank you.

You too, just a moment.

Amen.

All right, cool.

Have a blessed day.

Milkman, you there?

Yeah.

All right, good.

Conference Services is not available.

Greetings.

You've reached the Office of Conference Services at Indiana West.

Please wait for an operator.

Milkman, can you hear this?

Are you there?

Did I add you right?

Human Development, this is Janelle.

How can I help you?

Hey, buddy.

How are you doing?

I'm okay.

How are you?

I'm good, big girl.

Listen, I am calling from catering associates over here at International Business Machines,

and I'm supposed to be catering for an event there of Christian magicians.

They gave me a number, and the lady in the switchboard, trying to get me through.

There's a really bad discrepancy here.

The only contact number they gave was for that switchboard.

So I'm trying to get a hold of somebody who you might know is in charge of the catering

for some event that's going on today that we've got a discrepancy with the number of food

and the number of people that are going to be there.

I think we've made a huge mistake, so I'm trying to get this fixed.

Okay, well, let me transfer you to the hospitality room.

Do you think the hospitality room would do it?

Because I believe the person that is actually overseeing the event is there,

the whole event this week, the whole conference.

Oh, perfect. Okay. So, have a blessed day. Thank you.

Okay. Hold on just a moment. Actually, you know what? I'm going to make sure she's there before I transfer you.

Oh, warm transfer. Yeah, that's good. Thanks.

Hold on.

All right, baby. Hey, Milkman.

Yes.

All right, good. Making sure you're there.

It's working pretty good.

So, there's music, huh?

Hollywood's mentioning his call to John Provost.

Also, Hollywood had a call to talk about the other day, Nuno, last night.

He called...

Who was that actor who was running for Congress?

Who was in The Predator?

I don't remember now.

I remember who it was.

Ventura?

No, no.

Oh, Nunu.

Was it?

Fuck.

Nunu, remind me.

I'm looking at...

Carl Weathers?

No, no, not Apollo Creed.

Yeah, he's Indian.

He's killed.

I called him.

He dies in almost all his movies.

And I asked him to...

How about Sonny Landon?

Sonny Landon.

That's Nunu saying it already.

Thank you.

Talk about it also.

so uh the the second call of sunny landon that um hollywood did it was a series of calls

awesome stuff i gotta dig that up i want to hear that now that shit's hilarious

he calls us a as a hindu guy or no as a muslim guy yeah if you if you're a muslim you don't

believe in jesus and god you get out of this country that's what i believe he starts well

at first like if you're looking for money pal i'm claiming bankruptcy hollywood hollywood's got it

it up on a website he's posting it now awesome cool i can play it right through there awesome

thank you hollywood tuck you're mentioning it's about time that we uh i throw that uh

how's your fat ass doing prank call city up again you're bringing that up that's it yeah

excuse me hi hi can i have your name again please i'm sorry you're breaking i have your name oh

this is garson debromolo garson yeah debromolo and what what company are you with international

International Food Catering Machines International.

Okay.

It's a division of the Kamasura Proxy Association.

Can you spell that for me, please?

Kamasura is K-A-M-A-S-U-R-A and Associates Hospitality International.

Okay.

But locally we go by.

And you were under the impression that you're to cater something for the Christian musicians.

There's an event tonight and we made a mistake with the number of food, the amount of food.

So we're trying to get this fixed.

Do you know of a person?

They didn't give me any contact info except for the main number for the switchboard over there at this hotel.

Okay, this isn't a hotel.

This is a university where they are holding their event.

I'm sorry.

I'm just used to hotels.

This is the Wesleyan Religious University, right?

Yes, it is.

It's Indiana Wesleyan University.

I got Wesleyan Religious University here, it says.

And this is for the Fellowship of Christian Magicians.

Magicians, yes.

Okay.

Okay, hold on just a moment.

Okay.

Hey, excuse me.

Hello, ma'am.

Uh-huh.

I just want to thank you.

Thank you for being so kind.

Okay, hold on.

I'm really stressed out.

If I don't get this fixed, I'm going to be in a lot of trouble because I think we messed up.

And a lot of people are going to go – they might have to go hungry that night.

I don't know what's going to happen.

I'm going to get fired.

Okay, hold on just a moment.

All right, thank you.

Thank you.

All right, cool.

I'll get a hold of a magician any second now.

Come a suture.

I forgot the name of the company that I said already.

The International Caterers.

International Caterer Association of International?

What the fuck did I say?

If anyone remembers, type it, because I already forgot.

Milkman, are you watching any baseball over there?

Actually, I haven't.

Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of standing around, if you ask me.

International Associates of Kama Sutra and Partners Limited.

Lovecraft is passing.

I don't think, I think that'll pass for it, though.

I could just end up saying, like, three different things.

I thought a good name for a business to say is International Business Machines,

Which is IBM's original name

And I think it matches the theme of the show a lot

International Business Machines

The phone machine

I wanted to mention J-Red sent in a number for a friend of his

To do last week

He didn't respond until after the show

And had a texting war with me

For the rest of the day last Wednesday

He was like, who is this, who called me

And I said, shut up you little shit

And I just went off in there

It was pretty good

Sir, I checked with

with the person that is in charge of this conference,

and he says he is not aware of any event that has been scheduled.

There have been a lot of mistakes on his order.

If it's for maybe over the weekend or a different night, I don't know.

That's what we're trying to get us trading out, you see.

Okay, I understand that.

But the gentleman I just spoke with that is in charge of the event,

he worked out all the registration and everything,

said he is not aware of anything going on

because they usually use our food service here on campus.

Right, but can you at least, is there any way that I could talk to him

or can you pass on at least my number to him?

Because I just, I need to kind of get this figured out

because if not, I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.

Okay, I can do that.

If you'll give me your phone number, I'll pass it along to him.

But he says he does not know of anything scheduled.

I don't know.

I mean, maybe it's for another night.

I'm sorry if I speak to him.

I mean, do you think he'll call me back?

um he seems like a very nice young man i would think so what's your number garth okay hold on

i mean i'll i'll pass this along to mr austin and ask him to give you a call thank you okay

i gotta see i gotta see about remembering again how i there's i had it in my head the way that i

get the number out without it getting out in the air but i forgot how to do it and i was like do i

mute this no i mute that no i forgot how to do this the first time i've been in that position

and milk, man.

Let's give that

kebab place a call

back here.

Is this going out

live or is this a

podcast?

This is...

Hello, how are you

doing there?

Yeah, no bad.

Who's the owner

of this establishment

because I'm running

a report that I've

been getting bad

service and I'm

going to report this

to my attorney,

Rob Sanders.

Sorry to say.

You're sorry to say?

Yeah.

Are you the owner?

I can't understand,

I was speaking with

an ethnic person

there earlier and

he treated me

really, he said

curse words when

I was trying to

make an order.

It's not very

level, guys.

What the fuck did he say?

There's more than 11 guys there?

I don't know.

I don't speak English.

Is there someone there who speaks American?

Sorry?

Is there someone there who speaks American?

American, no.

There's no one American, no.

Anybody speaks proper English?

No, well, American doesn't, they don't speak proper English.

No, no, but I'm sure there's like a normal speaking person over there that works, right?

Sorry?

Is there a normal person without an accent or maybe that knows the language

and doesn't hang up when you try to make an order or anything?

What's American?

There's no one here American.

Well, English then.

Whatever you call the language.

What do you mean, English language?

You can call it English if you want.

That's fine.

Whatever.

You know what I mean, you know.

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

So is that you or who's the normal person there?

The regular person?

What do you mean by the regular person?

You know, not like you.

Not different.

Sorry?

Not different like you are.

Not different?

What do you mean not different?

Well, you're different, you know.

Your voice is different a little.

I'm sure you have a different skin and a look.

Do you actually know me?

No, but I can probably tell.

What do you mean, probably tell?

Like, I can hear from your accent, the way you talk, that you're different already.

Because people that sound different like you, like not normal like you, you have a certain...

You know, you look a certain...

Are you normal?

Yeah, I am.

Okay.

I look like a normal...

I'm fair enough then.

Normal American.

Okay.

But you're abnormal.

So you're not normal as well?

No, I'm normal. I'm fine.

Oh, right, okay.

Because, you know, you're kind of people aren't, you know, you're a little behind.

What do you mean?

Intelligence-wise, you're a little, at a level, a little bit below.

I mean, you're not equal.

You're still smart.

You're good.

I mean, you can, you function, and you have a business, and that's good.

That's very good that people like you.

Well, thank you very much.

You don't want to, you don't have a business, then.

You're able to have a job, and, you know, you take care of people there.

You can get this.

Okay, okay, okay.

Cut the crap down.

What's your point?

I'm just saying

I was making

I was wanting to talk to

Like a normal person

It's not your bedtime

Is that

To tell your story

No no

I don't need to talk to

It's about a complaint

That I'm making

But I don't want to make it

With the staff

Or foreigners

Or you know

Things like that

Sorry I don't have no time

For these bullshits

Where are you

Um

Are you

Are you sad

That you're not

Like a normal human

Like a normal person

You know what

I don't have time

For these bullshits

Okay bye

Cause you're not like an animal

It's not that bad

Alright cool

He gets it

He gets it though right

Right, I understand.

It's called the Church of Jesus again.

People have to get a package.

Not very compliant, not very friendly.

Hello?

Hi, Indiana Wesleyan University.

Yes, I got to call down the Wesleyan Christian Church,

University of America in the United States.

I'm sorry, this is Indiana Wesleyan in Marion, Indiana.

Yes, I'm connecting through a call for the administration office.

Okay.

It's from London.

I have to connect the call.

You're ready for me to connect?

I was just told to connect this call.

Okay, sure.

Let me connect the call.

Just a moment, please.

This is Operator 2232.

Okay.

Have you ever been in an assisted relay call before?

No, I'm not really sure what you're talking about.

Okay, we're just...

The system should be dialing them in in just a moment.

There we go.

You're going to have to redo the introduction.

Is there something wrong with your phone?

No.

Okay.

I need you to keep a line clear because we're probably going to be calling back, okay?

Okay.

This is Operator 2232 sending off.

Thank you.

Okay.

Sucks.

I don't care if they want it or they got to be like, what the fuck?

If he answered again, that would have been awesome.

I'm going to call her back later if I get more international numbers.

I need numbers.

If you're out there, if you have any ideas of places we can call or places you want us to call,

fucking get involved here, everybody, because if not, we've got to end the shows.

I can't keep calling the same two places over and over again, all right?

So our stream is live right now.

Yes, sir.

Live.

Yes, sir.

One zero.

All right, we've got a number for the registrar for the Christian magicians, the cell phone.

I wonder if that's the person.

The same person that's supposed to be calling us back, maybe?

Just a moment, folks.

Hey, Milkman, you know, now's not the time to be opening up your mail, okay?

We don't want to hear that.

Oh, okay, I didn't know.

I'm just kidding.

But you've got to read us what mail you're opening up.

Well, this right here is a renewal to Hustlin Magazine.

All right.

I'm just saving these numbers that we just called, so I have them in the Rolodex before I forget them.

All right.

We're all doing the same.

I hope we got Hollywoods in there.

Hollywood if you want to call in

if you've got Skype or you want to pass on your cell phone

I'm going to add you here to me and Milkman

on the line together

Nunu's in there helping out with the numbers

and watching things

The Dad's in there

The Dad's working on going to a new university

He got accepted to two schools

Milkman is in the middle of making a decision

Very important one

H.P. Lovecraft from the chatroom

Justin, J-Rad

La Listain

I don't know who that is but that's cool

cool uh maven strider and wasted i i don't know an untold number of people in ustream also how

many listeners do we have let me see the last two weeks i've been doing a show i haven't even

bothered to see how many people are tuned in let me check that out here and i clicked the wrong

thing it's a good question milkman that's checking what's that maven's here maven maven's here yeah

i said maven yeah hey hi all right cool big maven all right anyway we're calling that uh next number

The number that I talked about, the cell phone number for the person in charge of the registration for the Christian Magicians in the middle of their conference right now.

Let's check that out.

At the tone, please record your message.

When you've finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.

To leave a callback number, press 5.

Hey, big guy.

How are you doing, Mr. Austin?

I'm calling from International Catering Limited.

I was calling regarding this order that we got for some type of event for the Christian Magicians.

that are at the Wesleyan United Church School or University I have down here.

We need to confirm the number of people that are going to be in attendance.

Unfortunately, someone messed up on the order,

and we're afraid that we don't have enough food available.

We want to make sure that we got it right.

My name is Garson DeBromolo.

I'm the regional manager here.

If you could please call me back at your earliest convenience.

I'm certain the lady I spoke to there at the school was going to pass on my cell phone to you also.

Give me a call back as soon as you can.

And we're very sorry about the situation with the food.

And if for some reason we do have that number wrong,

I'm certain we still have enough time to get enough of the meals.

You know, not enough time to get this taken care of.

So there's no need to worry.

Please give us a call back.

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

All right there, Milkman.

I think we're going to be safe now if we get that situation fixed.

I'm very happy about that.

I'm going to get that and give a call to that number that J-Rat gave us last week.

I forgot who it was.

The debt sitting at a number for a doctor of philosophy, applied management, and decision sciences.

Robin Chung.

All right, cool.

What do you call that other one?

Do you drink fruit beer?

I don't know what he's drinking.

I don't think he drinks anymore.

He doesn't like that.

Some kind of fruit-ass beer, man.

It was like $5 a jug, man.

I don't know, man.

I'd like to try it.

I don't know, bro.

This is a friend, Justin.

Call me.

This is Justin.

Hey, this is Justin.

This is Garson.

Yeah, this is Justin.

This is Garson Abramalo.

Oh.

Huh?

Hello?

Listen, I got a problem with you sending text over to my girlfriend like that.

Excuse me, little boy.

Yeah?

You were sending some nasty text to my girlfriend on her cell phone last week, it looks like here.

And she swears up and down that she doesn't know you or that she hasn't slept with you or anything like that.

But I want to know the truth.

Like, if you tell me, it's cool.

Like, I know it's not your fault because you didn't know.

Who's this?

You didn't know that she had a boyfriend.

But seriously, dude, if you don't give up the information, I'm going to find where you are.

I'm going to beat the fuck out of you.

Hello?

Yeah, this is...

This is Garson.

Garson, who's that?

Garson DeBromolo.

What?

You're sleeping with my girl Norma or something.

I guess I looked at her Verizon shit and you were texting her all over the place last week.

Your girl?

Norma Hudson.

Norma Hudson?

Yes.

I wouldn't even fucking check that number.

Well, dude, anyway, so I got her cell phone right now and I see all the texts that you were sending her a bunch of shit.

Asking her fucking shit and all this stuff that you sent.

Don't fucking text shit like that to my girl.

Who the fuck are you?

Huh?

Justin, look, I'm liable to go down there and find out where you live or wherever you're at.

I'm liable to go down there and make you your fucking shoes, okay?

You understand what I mean by that, Justin?

Hey, you little shit monkey.

What's your problem?

Hello?

I lost you.

What was that?

You have to call back.

I lost him.

I did it the wrong way.

Hang on.

Let me go back.

Let me call him back.

Milkman, you there?

I've got to call and unhaul these calls.

Milkman?

Milkman!

God damn it.

He's still on the line somewhere, but I don't know how to pick up his call again.

It's got it with a double plus sign or something.

I don't want to end the call. Let me do it back to it.

Damn it.

Anybody have any clue?

I have no idea how to explain what's going on here.

Let me play some music and try to figure it out.

Yeah, learn this shit.

Hello.

Who is this?

You see, I knew it.

This is you again, isn't it, Justin?

You're calling her number right now.

You're calling Norma's cell right now.

Hey.

If you don't know my girl, how come you're calling her number right now?

You see, I told you.

The minute you hung up on me and then you tried to call her number to fucking work it out, right?

Where are you from, man?

Now, you're not even from here in Florida.

Where are you from?

What?

The number?

That is the number?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

This number was calling me, dude.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

She told me that she's been hanging with the dude, that number I found on her fucking Verizon bill.

And this is the same number you're calling from.

I called it from my own number.

And now you're calling her back to fucking work it out, right?

Yeah, if that's what you want.

Are you still in Miami, right?

Where are you?

No, no, no, I'm not in Miami.

Where are you?

I'm in Vegas.

Where are you, dude?

I'm in Miami.

me are you with her right now huh are you with her right now with her normal yeah why aren't you

with her i'm asking are you with her i mean if you are it's cool just tell me so i know

what are you with normal right now if you're with normal right now just tell me it's cool i won't

be mad just tell me you want to talk to her is she there just tell me i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm

gonna break it off with her it's over here she is talk to her don't fuck around with me where's

normal at put her on the phone come on dude i have no idea what you're going through but

But this number called us, and we tried calling it back because there's some fucking Arabian hotline.

And we're trying to let my buddy listen to this.

We don't even know a fucking chick named Norma.

No, Norma Hudson.

Hudson.

That sounds like the playmate of the year from, like, two years ago.

You're a fucking dickhead, dude.

You know what?

I'm going to call her right now.

Go ahead and call the bitch.

I don't even know who you're talking about.

No, shut up.

I'm three-waying her.

If she doesn't pick up, I fucking know she's with you.

And I want your name.

I want all of your names down right now.

Write them down.

My name's Rick James, baby.

Hello?

May I speak with Norma, please?

Is Norma there?

Hello?

Who are you?

You're just a punk.

Milkman, you really suck.

Why don't you take over?

Oh, I didn't know that.

You're supposed to be...

Yeah, yeah, now.

Right now it's too late.

I've got to save your number here in the contacts.

Good work, Milkman.

Thanks for screwing it up.

No problem.

Always count on you.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I lost you.

I didn't know what...

I was on hold for a while there.

I gotta save some more contacts

give me a moment here folks

play a different song

it's 4.17pm

actually I gotta take a week

so if y'all wouldn't mind

holding for about

let me pull up that

Sonny Landon call

I was talking about

gonna play

I'm gonna play this song

quickly here

play some of that

Sonny Landon call

that Hollywood Vanya did

about a year ago

If I can find it

Is it Landham or

Yeah yeah here we go

Hollywood Sunny

Yeah okay

Play the rest of the song

Sunny Landham

I'll be right back

I'll get myself a sandwich

Something to drink

Milkman you wanna go

Take a poo

Talk if you need to go

Push a little bit

Go ahead

Oh you can stay on the line

If you want

I'll call you back

Go ahead

Take a break

Alright

We'll be right back everybody

Give me like

Five six minutes

Thanks

Keep talking

We gotta go away

Hello. Yes, hello. Is this Mr. Random?

Yes, hello, I'm speaking.

Hi, Mr. Random. This is Charlie Water. I'm with NRAN, the National Relations for Arab Nationals.

How are you today, sir?

If you're calling about money, I'm in bankruptcy court.

No, no, no, sir. I'm not calling about money.

I just want to clear something up that you had said a while back.

I understand that you had referred to some of our people as cowheads.

Is it correct, sir?

That was a statement used, yes.

What about it?

You want to do genocide against the Arabs, is that correct, sir?

No, no bombing the Arab, different Arab countries.

So basically what you're saying is you want to kill me, is it correct?

Are you an American citizen?

I am in a green card, yes.

Do you believe in, do you support America?

I must support America, I have to be here.

Well, then no.

I am talking about people that are...

You shut your mouth and let me listen.

Listen to me, Mr. Landon.

I am talking about...

I am talking...

Will you shut up and listen?

Show me the respect I deserve.

All right, then shut up and listen.

I listen to you.

Shut your mouth.

I talk first.

I am the bigger man here.

You listen to me, and I tell you what.

I will listen to you when I'm done.

You on good ground for this?

Good glass.

Let me hear you, white devil.

Do you understand me?

Oh, yeah, he hung up.

Yeah, let's call him back.

Let's call him...

I got his pickup on the camera, Fidosa.

That's Sonny Landon there, everybody, from Predator.

This is Mom.

We'll try to call him back.

That guy's funny.

I'll spoof him from the 407 number now.

Hey, I'm Landon.

I have a Cali Mortimer on the line.

Can you control him for a moment?

Yes, hello.

Why are you hung up on me?

You let me talk, okay?

All right, talk, talk.

Okay, I want you to know that what you have said about the Arabs are not correct.

They're not bad.

You understand this.

And you're saying you want to kill all Arabs, is that correct, sir?

That is not what I said.

Well, you call us right-heads, first off.

I was on July 23rd.

First off, first off, first off.

I told you, let me talk first, and I'll listen to you.

Go ahead, then.

I'm talking right now. Please be quiet.

So on July 23rd, okay, you said you want to perform genocide on all Arabs.

Is that correct, sir?

No, sir, it's not.

And you call us cowheads.

That is the exact statement that I see here.

And also, I want you to know that on September 29th, you were in a car accident, correct?

You beg pardon?

A four-car accident. Did you call this?

What is this? Did you cause this accident?

What accident?

The accident on September 19th, 2006.

Is this your fault? Because you killed Arabs that day.

I want you to know also, I am going to be supporting the libertarian person named Mitch McConnell.

I have talked to him this morning, and he has told me you are a very bad person.

So I support him. What do you think about this?

I will not be voting for you. I will not be supporting you.

I will not vote for you, and all Arabs, for what you have said, will not be voting for you either.

Okay, now you go.

I did not talk about American citizens.

I talked about Saudi Arabia, Syria, Iran, Afghanistan, and Pakistan.

They are not our friends.

Radicals.

There are people that like us, that like Americans.

No, they're not any citizens of that country that still live in those countries.

They are the ones that were responsible for 9-11, and they are responsible for an act of economic terrorism against this country.

So therefore, yes, we should have bombed them and warred.

So you want to kill innocent people that maybe didn't do anything?

It's the government.

And the government should have policies that don't endanger their citizens.

I understand. You really want to kill everybody over there.

You want to wipe them out just like they did in the Bible, right?

There's not, they don't, if they surrender, they don't have to be, if they surrender, they don't have to be wiped out.

Do you understand surrendering can basically mean you could die too in this country, in that country over there?

Do you understand this?

Do I understand what?

Then surrendering that country to America could mean they could be killed on this spot if they found out.

No, surrender, surrender is not.

War is surrender or kill your enemy until they do surrender or until they no longer exist.

That's war.

You do not know anything about this, obviously.

You've never been there.

Have you been over there before?

No, I have never traveled to the Middle East.

You talk about things you know nothing about.

Is that correct?

Is this where you're coming from?

Well, there are a lot of things I know nothing about.

Have you been in war?

Have you ever been in the war?

Yes.

You went to war?

What war were you in?

I was in Korea and Vietnam.

Korean War?

That was nothing.

Vietnam, I understand.

Korean War, you know what?

You know nothing about Korea.

You don't know what you're talking about.

So you do not know what you're talking about, about Arab.

Therefore, you should not be saying these things.

Do you understand me, sir?

I understand.

It's a free country.

You're allowed to say what you want to say.

Do you understand?

People get very, very angry, and they make them up to you,

and they may say, you know, we're not voting for you.

Is this a threat?

No, sir.

This is me threatening, saying I'm not going to vote for you.

I will not vote for you.

Well, that's fine.

That's fine. That's fine. That's fine. I have a lot of Jewish people who will.

Well, you know what?

I have a lot of Americans who will.

Someone should know, sir, that I love you very much.

I want to tell you, I understand everything going on with your wife.

And I think this woman should be put in jail, put away, and everything should be dropped on you.

And, you know, I just, I don't know what I'm talking about.

I am so sorry. I don't know where I'm going.

I love you, honey.

God bless you.

you god bless you and you have a happy holiday god bless you he's gone he's gone that was good

well i guess quite interesting anyway hear that guy i'm telling you geez all full of it he

completely changed and you listen to that explanation hey everybody we're back madhouse

radio let me go ahead and dial milkman up here again we got a voicemail here let me play that

that real quick that kid's funny that's funny that was funny that music kind of buys it still

that's funny that he would do that hey norman now that you mean call tonight i love it that

guy's evil he's trying to go normal in more trouble i got a call back the dead is on the

the phone talking tech stuff. Oh, geez. Is that True Tuck? Tuck, is that with you? He's

on the phone? Tuck's on the phone with the dead right now. He can't hear me. Will the

dead get off the phone with Tuck and call in? Let me call you. Let me call the dead.

Do I have the dead's number? No, but I got that doctor that he sent in, Dr. Philosophy

of Feet and Wisdom.

Who is this?

Who the fuck is this?

This is Rich.

No, Norma isn't here.

This is Norma's boyfriend.

Norma don't have a boyfriend.

How do you know Norma?

Just know this Justin dude

is my buddy.

He just gave me

this number to call her.

Where's, uh,

what's Justin's last name?

Where does he work?

I think he works

for one of them boys

over in Florida.

Are you fucking around with me?

He's a roughneck.

Alright, and you know what?

Now I got...

Listen, now I got your number

and now I know

I have someone else

down on this

and I'm gonna get with, uh,

I'm gonna get with Norma.

I've got another number on the phone.

Now that's calling my fiancé's number.

How long have you been together for?

That's funny, though.

All right.

I was trying to call Milkman before they rudely interrupted me.

Is that how I call?

Yes.

I want to do it that way.

Shit.

I'm going to go back to that big international call.

I could do it this way.

Here we go.

All right.

We're good.

Try it again.

Oh, come on.

I was just ringing it.

Why is it not ringing it now?

Bitch.

Is that his number yet?

I'm going to now.

I'm getting Milkman back on so we can.

I'm copying it now.

It's hard to multitask

Hello

You're back

Alright good milkman

We're gonna

We're gonna call this doctor

Okay you ready

I think her name is

Robin Chong

Chong

Ring-a-ding-dang

Ring-a-ding-dong

Ring-a-ding-dang

Ring-a-ding-dong

It's not going through

I think you've got

A gaseous number

Maybe

It's not going through

Fucker

Hello

I don't think it's about

I just don't think

It likes the way

That I typed it in

That might be

What the problem is

stop calling me

take it easy buddy

give me a moment here

let me fix the syntax

wait a minute now

I got a number from

the dad

but it doesn't make any sense

he has an area code

and three numbers

and three more numbers

and four numbers

it doesn't match up

why is he doing that

Didet, what's your problem, man?

Did you pay attention to the number that you sent me?

Because it's all fucked up.

Stupid.

Did you repeat the area code twice or something?

No, he's got like two different area codes.

That doesn't make sense.

No wonder it's not going through.

Thanks a lot for wasting my time.

I appreciate it, Didet.

Thank you.

Guess what?

You're banned from the show now.

Now you can't call in like you wanted to.

Thank you for wasting our time.

Everybody, I hope you all enjoyed Didet being on while he was on.

All right, let me get a hold of this Lord's Indian Restaurant.

What did I say to the Lord's Indian Restaurant?

Did they get mad at me?

They probably did.

I think they were kind of pissed off at you and told you to stop wasting their time.

Right. Is that a banjo to him? I think I did, right, at some point?

It was all over.

All right, cool. That's good. I'm going back anyway.

What?

Hi, is this the Indian stupid place? Hello? I thought he was going to hang up.

It is a stupid Indian place, though.

I guess we got off to the wrong foot there.

I don't think they like that one, Milkman. All right, give me a second. Let me set up another call here.

Yes, sir.

Valley Restaurant. Where are they at?

In London, coming in from Nunu.

Again, that's the Indian Valley Restaurant.

Coming up.

All right, I may be hearing anything from Jim, wouldn't I?

No.

Some email.

He's okay.

Not coming back to pranks anytime soon.

Oh, I got to put his stuff on the...

Oh, I think his stuff is already up on the rotation.

Stop, stop.

This call is to cents per minute.

This is that Indian place.

Yep.

Oh, okay.

Can I make an order, please?

Make an order.

I mean...

Can I do a...

Sorry?

Can I make an order, please?

For...

Do you, uh, do the, you know, I want to come make an order, and I want to come in, and, you know, like, I actually want to go in there.

Where are you speaking from, sir?

I'm calling from my hotel. I'm staying at the Radisson Hotel.

Which, uh, where is this hotel?

In London. London.

London. Uh, we're in South End.

Okay, that's fine. Yeah, I'm coming down. I've got a driver and everything.

Do you know how far you are from us?

Hmm?

Do you know how far you are from us?

No, I fancy a drive. Actually, it's the evening. I wanted to go out. I was going to go to...

Oh, okay, not a problem

So if you come in, I will take the order

No, you take my order now

Because, you know, I'm

Okay

I'm a regular person

Not like you

Okay, not a problem

You understand what I mean?

That I'm a regular person, not like you

Because you're different

Not like you, you're different

So what was that, what do you mean?

Well, I'm different than you

What do you mean?

I'm normal

And what am I?

You're just not normal, like a normal person

You're different, kind of like a little below

Not the same, you know

Because you have, your skin is different

Your accent is different, you know

You're a different kind of person.

He doesn't understand.

And I forgot to conference Milkman in with it.

Let me go back to Milkman's call.

Milkman, you there?

Damn it.

Milkman, you there?

Hello, Milkman.

See, he gets in this thing where it's like,

Milkman is still on hold,

but I don't know how to get him back on.

And I think he hung up now.

Let me try to call him back.

Cool, I can call a group

and get everyone on the line again.

Let's do that.

Yeah, the dead, that number's invalid.

It doesn't want to go through.

Which are without the one?

Nothing.

All right, let's try another one here.

Tell me that he's a clunge pretending that the phone had numbers.

Tell him yourself that he's a what?

He's a clunge.

Whatever that means.

Doesn't sound too nice.

I'm going to get these numbers right here.

Weed.

You know better than to send him weed numbers.

The number's invalid.

The dead, you figure out how to send the number.

I'm not going to try anymore.

Because the way I'm doing it, it doesn't dial.

I'm over it.

derf is watching the tv stream on his tv with his roku box while we're on the tv for the first

time that i know of on the tv oh what's up yeah that's awesome i'm on the tv man i made it

i'm telling you now that there's an app out for android i'm thinking about getting a sling box

man because that sounds fucked up that sounds fun as balls a sling box you ever heard of those

Those fucking Milkman or Tuck, slim box eyes.

Yeah, that's what I got them.

Slim boxes, man.

Roku's a Netflix player.

I know Roku plays Netflix.

It's just about all I know about it.

It's just someone was telling me, oh, I watch Netflix on my Roku.

Okay, cool.

Sounds fun.

Anyway, we got any more numbers here?

Let's see what Nunu has sent in.

That most previous number, we can call that again.

This is the Indian Valley, was it?

All right, let's see here.

I got to pull up those old logs from Lonesome Loser.

I have tons and tons of fucking numbers, man.

man. I got him on a hard drive somewhere.

Madhouse TV.

Madhouse TV. Well, there is video of me.

I'm my big fat head.

Today gave me another number.

There you go, MTV, Madhouse TV, man.

We're ahead of our time.

Nunu did what now?

Tuck saying that Nunu did something.

Oh, Nunu's a clunge, yeah.

Exactly.

Today gave me a new number.

Oh, hang on.

Okay, we're waiting with bitter breath.

Call is two cents per minute.

Your call cannot be taken at the moment, so please leave your message after the tone.

Oh, I did it to Milkman again.

Fuck.

There's got to be some way that I can bring Milkman off a hold.

If I right-click it, let's see what it says.

End call.

Block.

Remove this person.

No, none of those is to bring him back on.

What if we do this drop-down here?

Nothing.

That one ends the call.

I can make him double big and nothing.

Let me see.

Close.

Maximize.

No.

I don't get it.

Maybe if I go back here and clear something out.

Oh, this is bad radio.

I'm still learning this shit here.

I take it Skype hasn't designed the thing for most print calling yet.

Yeah, I don't think that's a priority for them.

Yeah, that's true.

I think it's just me that's doing something incorrect here.

I get the feeling that might frown officially in her policy.

Hey, Milkman, sorry about that again.

And I keep like, I'm just here, you're there,

and then all of a sudden it goes quiet and then I never hear from you again.

Yeah, it's me.

I keep hitting the wrong button.

I keep disconnecting you and going over to the other call instead of bridging them together.

It's me.

it's a thing I'm getting used to doing

it's a learning curve thing

I thought we had some

sort of some flaw in the system

no no no, it's ok

I make it, I box myself out

on purpose, an accident on purpose

you're not factoring in it

no no

no no, nothing like that

Jay Brett sending in a number

for a chick named Jenny

might have give you the wrong number the first time

but this is the number, someone named Jenny

She works with

Is a racist bitch

She's Mexican

She hates white people

Here it is

Okay

Alright

That's from J-Rad

The guy that sent us

Those white boys

And they're now calling in

All freaked out

Not freaked out

But they're fucking

With the guy they think

Is getting cheated on

That thinks he's getting cheated on

Yeah because

Alright let's see if I can

Do this right this time

Milkman

Without hanging up on you

Alright

Yes hello

How are you doing

Good how are you

That's good

Listen

I want to come in

For an interview

To see if I can

Have my teeth

Taken care of please

Please, I need a teeth cleaning.

Do you do sedation dentistry there, or is everything under the knife, cold blood?

Just anesthetic, such as shots.

You don't have the gas?

No, we unfortunately don't.

If I take Valium, like a few of them, would it be okay?

Like my own medicine?

You would definitely have to talk to the dentist.

Uh-huh.

In regard, yeah.

What does he give for the pain after?

It depends on what you get done.

Most likely, like Vicodin.

Okay, is that an opiate?

Is that a what?

Is it an opiate at all?

It's basically an opiate and a hydrocodone.

A hydrocodone?

Okay, so let's say if I were to have maybe crushed it up and ingested it, what would it do?

Can you ask that person?

Yeah, sure. Hold on, okay?

All right.

You tested positive on your drug test.

Mm-hmm.

Sure?

Yep.

Yeah, you would have to take the whole tablet.

You could probably break it in half because you would have to take it all at once.

Because I put it, I was baking, like, a cake, and I had grinded up a few of them, and I put it in the cake.

I'm just trying to see what's going to happen if, like, I eat it.

If you eat the Vicodin?

Well, there's, like, a few of them in the cake.

Like, I grinded them up, and I mixed them in, like, the flour and all that.

Mm-hmm.

Is that okay, or?

You're talking about the Vicodin or the volume?

I'm not sure.

It's like Vicodin, Valium.

I'm not sure, because I don't really use this stuff, so I don't know.

Oh, okay.

Okay, what it does is usually it's for the pain.

If it's Vicodin, it's for the pain.

And then it might cause you to be drowsy.

Okay.

They don't recommend that you drive when if you take a Vicodin.

Oh, okay.

Because I'm supposed to, you know, I do a lot of driving for my work.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, they usually recommend that you don't.

Okay, so how many slices of this cake would you recommend, you know,

because if I, let's say I had my, it was a wisdom tooth that I got pulled.

so how many like slices of viking cake should i have at a time i don't know because it depends

on how much you put in it i don't know if it'll work if it's mixed with the bike with the cake

it was like half a bottle of it because i got i think it was i got 19 of them so what's 19

and a half 10 about like eight or nine or ten i think they're grinded up and i bit mixed them

in the cake it's like a small cake like personal size cake you know like maybe i don't know how

how many slices of cake it has.

It's like maybe it's around, like you could write a few words on it,

maybe like nine inches.

Okay.

Honestly, I don't know, because it causes different effects on every single one.

Everybody's different.

Some people it doesn't really help, and some people it's really, really strong.

All right, but if I have, let's say, like two slices of cake in the morning

and then one at lunch and maybe one or two in the evening,

I mean, would that be exceeding?

It probably won't, just because it's mixed with all that,

The cake, the mix, and the flour, like you said.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, I honestly don't know.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I mean, is it dangerous to mix other stuff with it also?

Maybe not food.

Uh-huh.

It probably won't be as effective if you can't, you know, mix in with the cake and everything.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, and then I was taking the whipped cream bottle.

I was, like, you know, putting it in my mouth and stuff, you know, afterwards.

Okay, yeah.

Honestly, I don't know.

Maybe that stuff shouldn't touch there.

You know

Up there

Where the tooth is

Broken

Where they took out

The tooth

Yeah

So this guy

He came in

And he's like

Yeah I'm doctor this

Whatever

And I was like

Hey man

And he took this

They hold your mouth open

With these things

Like these big clamps there

I don't know

Have you ever seen

Those big clamps

That they use

No I haven't

Cause my wife said

They have something like that

At the gynecologist

That keeps it open also

But this is like

A smaller version of it

To keep the mouth

To keep you from

Biting down or anything

Or getting tired and stuff

and what what is it that we could help you with were you just asking about the vicodin

i was like well how many can you ask the person how many slices of the cake if i've mixed nine

of them in there that i should have maybe a day okay hold on okay can you ask it to be better

than brownies they're saying my shoulder looks huge on the tv that's awesome nixon's on there

now you got the hat on yeah i got the hat on man yeah it's the first time i wore the hat since we

came back is it better than brownies or did you put radical marijuana in that yeah it's been

been getting kind of yellow the hat lately speaking of miracle marijuana brownies brown

the hat's been getting kind of yellowish a little i gotta i don't know how to clean it

there's this cardboard the tip i don't know that i can't i think it may be some wool line i'll scrub

it one day when it goes you know when i when i was up north uh for my vacation i was at a ferry

station up in jersey and they had the same ones and i almost bought one and uh but i didn't have

have enough cash and they had a limit that you had to spend at least so much to use a card

and i didn't want to buy like three of them and i was like i don't really want anything else from

here but they had the same same exact ones and i think it was like just buy three of them you go

through them just save them and maybe give them out sign them and send them to somebody like yeah

you know i said i'm gonna do stuff like that no one ever gets no one ever gets into stuff like

that i said i'm gonna sign this and send it out and like it was like okay i don't want to

participant in this isn't a real radio so i'm sure they're on ebay or something they were like

five bucks each i think i bought this one for 10 then i i was at a i think they hung up

yeah but they don't have make them for an extra extra large triple extra large head do they

yeah no actually they didn't hang up i just hung up tailored if you get the happy food on your head

you might have to have it tailored i don't know i was at uh fucking uh the south of the border

and they had a bunch of, like, Civil War-looking hats.

But they were a little too expensive for what they were,

but some of them looked really cool,

and I was like, I should get a few hats and have them.

I guess I should move that camera back up somewhere else.

Oh, you know what?

It's right on me.

Look at that.

I want to tell you something.

I guess since I went up when I went to visit.

Okay.

And you know the Amish, right?

They kind of stole, like, old, like, religious-looking Quaker hats

or something like that.

Sure.

Yes, I do.

Yeah, I've seen them in Pennsylvania, yeah.

Right, right, right.

Well, I went up there to visit, and I tried on one of their hats,

and I tried to find the biggest one they had, and I stuck them on my head,

and my head is so gigantic.

It looked like one of those little Jewish yarmulke beanies on my head.

Oh, my goodness.

So you were either Jewish or Amish, one of the two.

All right, we've got a number for it.

I think this will be the last prank of the day.

These beanies are bigger than theirs.

I think this will be the last prank of the day.

This is the Sizzling Spice Indian Restaurant.

They are also in Europe, over in England.

We'll mess with them, talk about how they're different.

I think that'll be probably the title of the show.

It's called Two Cents Per Minute.

Nunu pointing out a good thing, a true thing.

Milkman has a boring voice.

Hey, buddy, how you doing there, Sally?

Yes, hello, could you take an order, please?

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, all right, buddy.

Please, do you like collection, yeah?

Yeah, let's make an order, sure.

What do you like, sir?

Well, do you do delivery there?

Yeah, yeah, we do delivery.

But its minimum order is 20 pounds.

Is it safe?

Minimum order is 20 pounds.

Okay, yeah, I'll definitely hit that, I'm sure.

All right, no problem.

How many is that in U.S. dollars?

Dollar.

Uh-huh, how much is that in U.S. dollars?

Just to give me an idea.

I don't know about that.

I think 60, 70 pounds now.

60, no, I don't know actually, I don't know.

Oh, that's not too bad.

Okay, so is it safe, the delivery?

How is it delivered?

45 minutes to one hour.

Okay, because is it going to be the manager that sends it or who?

Sorry?

Is it going to be a manager, or who's going to send it?

Because I don't want to get assaulted or anything.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No problem.

Not more than that.

Yeah, but I'm saying, maybe, can I just come in and get it?

Because I think that it's...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's good for you.

Yeah, no problem.

No, because I don't want anybody to come over and get it, you know, rude and assault me or my animals here.

You can come, yeah.

Okay.

You can pick it up.

You can get discount.

And it takes 10-15 minutes, yeah.

Is it safe to come down?

Hello?

Yes, sir.

What can I do for you, sir?

Now, I want to make sure, is it safe to come down there?

No, you got a choice.

If you are coming to collection within 20 minutes, you will get a discount.

If you want to deliver our system, 45 to 1 hour.

This is up to you decision what you like.

No, that's good, but I just want to make sure it's safe.

If you send somebody, is it a safe person or they're going to be threatening or anything like that?

Sorry, I didn't get you, sir.

Because you know how your people are different, right?

Yeah.

You know how you're different? You're not the same like me and us?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, we are our customer.

Everybody, we, everybody look at the same, no different, nothing.

No, you're a little, you're a little different though, you know.

No, no, sir.

We are our system, sir, you know.

We do want to follow our company rule regulation.

You know, say example, if I said 20 minutes, we couldn't make it 20 minutes.

It's better than we give our time, somebody does like it or no.

If it's someone coming, we didn't give it 20 minutes.

You know, they'll come collection, we'll give a discount.

If it's someone delivery, this is our time, 45 to 1 hour.

up to you sir

we are not to push

you know

in case to come

to pick up

and take the delivery

from us

ok but I'm just concerned

because I'm going to come in

because I want the discount

but I don't want to get

yeah you'll get it

you'll get the discount

I don't want to get

threatened or

you know

someone tell me

they're going to fight me

or hurt me

or punch me

like because I heard

that this is a place

where that can happen

no no no

there is no fighting

nothing sir

you misunderstand

nothing has happened

because this place

they don't want to

fight or

if I want to fight with you

Then I lose my customer.

Why should I fight?

You are not my enemy.

I'm not your enemy.

I'm sorry, you're saying that you want to fight me then?

No, no, no need to fight me.

You're not looking for a fight?

No, sir.

Maybe you need a fight.

You can go somewhere.

We are not intention to fight someone else.

Okay, so can you send someone here to deliver the food?

I said to you, delivery, we need to 45 to 1 hour.

Okay, that's fine.

Is it going to be a man or a woman that you send?

then if you ask these things sorry sir we don't want it your language is very i'm not happy i

don't want to give a delivery to you okay thank you i don't want a delivery to you he doesn't

want delivery to us let me call him back one more time what the fuck let's call him back one more

time milkman right yeah you there milkman did i lose you again bonjour milkman you bonjour i've

got all these numbers i don't know who is who show your titties milkman waiting for the number to

to come through trying to come are you individually millionaires yet no that's another

yeah hi is this the manager again yeah i'm speaking sir i explained to you sir

My colleague gave it to me

You are

Because you

I am talking with you

You should not ask a man or a woman

This is no manner, sir

Sorry, sir

We are not giving to food

Any food from

But then I

Then I can come in, right?

Yeah, you can come

We are not taking any water from you

You come here

Then we'll give the food

Okay, and then you're

So you're a Bhenchod

Is what you're saying, right?

Yeah, okay then, bye

You're a Bhenchod?

He doesn't want to play Bhenchod with me

Okay, that's fine

Whatever

I think I lost Milkman again

Hold on, Milkman

ends up again the show he is not answering i want to thank everyone who helped out tonight

tonight fuck anyway uh tuck's website that's over there tucker mike.com uh milkman thanks for being

on tuck thanks for being on man dead for trying to help out it's good to see him again new new

numbers uh j rad some info everyone who tuned in big thanks to rbcp for letting us be on cacti

radio and manage that server hello dude come on man stop messing around with the phone

we're out of here

you want to say

goodbye to all the

people

go ahead

now it's your turn

I got cut off

I think you cut me off

I did

it was me

alright hey man

I have to

say goodbye

to all our friends

out there

I'd like to thank

everybody for tuning in

and enjoying this

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I appreciate it, man.

I know what.

Yes.

Well, thank you, Milkman, for that beautiful outro.

And thank you for being on.

It was good having you back on.

Ah, he's here.

All right, Milkman.

Take it easy.

I'll talk to you later.

Talk to you after the show.

All right, everybody.

The last episode, I was editing it this morning.

It should be done this afternoon.

noon i'll get that up tonight along with the new content on the server i'll get a hold of sean ward

all that good shit yeah

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