The Handsome Boy Modeling School

Masturbating guy is calling again.

Oh, no, he's asking for Ernie, and he's saying his name is Ernesto Gonzalez,

and he's apparently having an event,

and his question is how many horses can fit in here and be masturbated.

Okay.

Yeah.

Send to you, why?

Maricón.

Send that to Maricoto.

Hey.

Huh?

You go back to sleep, okay?

No, I'm going to sleep with you.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Hey, you're going to use your hand, okay?

No, use my hand.

Your mouth.

Hey, shut up.

Your mouth.

Okay, then you want me to call the police or what?

Shut up.

Fuck you.

You are listening to Madhouse Radio Podcast.

Thanks to everybody who's listening tonight.

This is Madhouse Radio on time.

This can be done.

Who's tuning in tonight?

This is Carlito.

Milkman is here also.

Milkman, say hi to the ladies.

We're big fans.

We're big fans of all ladies.

All right, Milkman.

Milkman, are you there?

Oakman stepped away, apparently.

Well, he's here somewhere.

He'll start talking soon, I hope, to call him back and try to reconnect him.

Sometimes this thing happens where we don't hear him, but he'll be talking.

It is the first show of the month of December.

First show of the last month of the year.

December 2nd to be exact.

Thursday, 10.05 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, 7 p.m. Pacific.

Yo, we picked up.

Oakman will have to get back to me when he gets back, though.

If you're tuning in tonight for the first time, welcome.

If you're tuning in for the second time, welcome as well.

Well, long-time listeners know how the drill goes.

If you want to send in your request, you can do so.

Head over to madhouselive.com.

Again, that's madhouselive.com.

Send in your request to prank requests.

There is a form you can use, a page, a button, whatever you want to call it.

It's there.

Request a prank.

Available over at madhouselive.com, front page, and all over the place.

You can also send in your request to me via AOL Instant Messenger or Yahoo Instant Messenger.

Send me a message to the username madhouseradio.

radio again if you're using aol or yahoo instant messenger my screen name there is madhouse radio

sending your request direct to me and if you're using msn messenger you can also hit me up at

madhouse at live.com be sure to step into the chat room if you'd like as well send in your

request to any of the staff members in there new news in there right now milkman is in there as

well kokanee etc etc just type in general chat you want to send a request to me they'll get it

taken care of don't worry i got good staff i got good people to work with the show i love all of

them milkman city was there and he's asking me to call back i want to try milkman again i was

waiting on milkman here milkman's always late one doctor today i have a sore throat i don't know

how long i'll be able to do a show because my voice will probably go out well milkman we're

ringing you i am ringing you and you're not picking up so i don't know what's happening

i'm sure you're listening right now you hear the ringing and you hear that you're not picking up

hello there you are why sorry i'm unable to take your call right now please i just got a

a new voicemail well pick up notice today the fifa announcement occurred uh for the 2018 and

the 2022 games united states had a bid in for the 2022 did not fall just like the olympics did not

fall russia getting the 2018 games first time they'll be hosting the fifa cup i don't know i

heard a lot of mafioso shit was going on regarding that so we'll have to see what occurs as far as

that's concerned whatever they get their games hope they're happy tar cutter i guess it's everyone

one was saying cutter today uh sometimes i'll be watching the news and they'll say qatar instead

qatar got the 2022 that's a country where it's illegal for jews to enter in hottest balls over

there it reaches 100 405 degrees normally hello sorry i'm at milkman i keep calling you and you

keep on answering tell you again so cutter qatar qatar very hot but apparently i was watching some

of their videos i was watching the announcement on espn and they have a plan to air condition

the actual outdoor stadiums they're not building indoor stadiums outdoor stadiums going to be air

conditioned and they showed the system they're using the whole computerized system uh well

computer generation and computer testing they did on the plan beforehand it's pretty cool

the colors turn from red to green in the middle of it hello is that finally you

video cancer everybody with his telephones and it's illegal to photo buildings flying their flag

really dude milkman i don't want to keep doing this with it just ringing and you're not picking

up man this is fucking stupid shit straight don't try again i have to wait a while because

Because I keep trying to call them.

It's just fucking moving on my show.

So yeah, that's what it is.

Cup is World Cup.

I'm calling soccer still.

Who cares?

I'm trying to get into Syndicate also here in the side.

It's not picking up the stream.

I'm getting ready to give up on them for the night.

I just did.

I just closed the Syndicate player.

One less bit off the top of the upload stream there.

To help out the bandwidth use here.

Don't worry about it.

Why is it that the world hates us so much?

We used to never have problems with getting Olympics here and shit.

Had the Atlanta Olympics.

had the world cup in 94 and uh shit salt lake city olympics i think in russia the olympics

but um world cup when chicago got basically aced out pretty bad uh for the games that went to rio

also a lot of mentions here about horse masturbation that was basically the the whole

emphasis of last week's show as i was drunk and it was on thanksgiving night we had a good time

with that i listened to a lot of that uh episode throughout the weekend in the last few days i

I can't wait to get to edit that.

Wanted to let you all know, good news,

is Kokanee has edited.

He's finished editing one episode.

He's on the final phases of a second one.

I've edited two myself,

and I'm finalizing a third episode.

So we're going to have about five episodes hit here

within the next 24 hours.

So I'm going to release them one a night.

So we're going to see five days of new podcast updates.

I'm very excited about that.

Hopefully there'll be some nice pranks

that the both of us have pulled out of those

To add and include in that

A lot of podcast listeners will be happy

When we finally catch up things here again

I was behind last year around this time

And I fought through

And me and Kokanee caught up everything

And then we ended up killing the show for like four months

Behind all over again

Wilson Loser will be joining us here momentarily

He'll be sending in some prank call numbers

Numbers for us to call

We'll do that

I'll try to call Milkman again here

Ken's requesting us to call the SitGo station

That's fine

We've got a lot of request-a-pranks that have come here

Through the new request-a-prank system

system i do have so you guys help test that out in place for about a week now also be sure this is

the last week for our poll i extended it an extra week i added jupe and hollywood and sean moore to

it who would you most like to see make a return guest appearance on madhouse right now zolar is

still leading the fray with 20 of the vote hello is that you finally all right you can hear me

yeah finally i can hear you geez thank you for stopping the show old man old man man i was no

still on there

when you first

called

I know it

happens sometimes

anyway dude

yeah so I was

mentioning here

the poll

this is the

last week of

the poll

Zolar and

Reckler are

in the dead

heat

they're within

three votes

of each other

on who

the fans

want to

see make

a return

guest appearance

and your

good friend

Andy is there

also man

he's third

place

he's actually

beating out

Jensen

bringing up

the convoy

yep

got a great

big convoy

Boy, you should never get tired of that joke, will you, Milkman?

Uh-uh.

He briefly talked about becoming a truck driver four years ago,

and you're still like, oh, he's a truck driver now.

He was famous, man.

When he had the Andy belt buckle with the name on the back.

The belt buckle, yes, yes.

And when he bends over, they see his name.

I know.

I haven't forgotten that one either, Milkman.

How you been doing, sir?

I'm all right, man.

Hey, you know what?

We're at the end of the level, but you know what?

We're still going to have a little bit of fun.

That's true.

You got bad news?

That's not good.

Let's not talk about bad news, man.

It's Thursday.

There's no bad news on Thursday.

It's good news.

All right.

Bad news is we're going to continue this show the rest of the night.

Oh, I know.

You fucking suckers.

You guys are fucking...

I'm going to toss your salads tonight, everybody.

Be sure to tell your friends.

Anybody, if you look on your AOL, your Yahoo, your Facebook,

whoever says, you know, online right now, tell them,

hey, there's this Puerto Rican guy and this senile half-Japanese,

Ernie's half-friend, that guy, who are doing prank calls and doing a radio show.

Hey, y'all. I'm on my show, have you know.

Cool. Deal.

Alright, so, I don't know. Who can we call here? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't have any numbers yet, so I'm kind of just sitting here.

Maybe just play a prank call first.

Get my lyrics. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

Dude, that call the last week with Ernie was hilarious.

Dude, who was that? Ernie?

Yeah, we called him. He was in Guam.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, that's right. Yeah. The horse masturbation.

Yeah, we've got to call back that horse and cow place.

Yeah.

Well, Ken wants us to call the Sitco place, but she knows my voice.

Milkman, you want to call her, man?

Can you call and goof around with her?

Because she knows me.

She says we call every Thursday.

Or I call every Thursday.

She doesn't know your voice, man.

Yeah, she does.

It's in your Jack Masterson.

Is it Jack Masterson?

She's going to know Jack Masterson.

It's me with a fucking sharpie in my mouth.

You're a chicken.

No, not Jack.

Okay, man.

You've got to see it.

Yeah, right.

Hang on.

I'll get to it.

But we got a number for a guy who does parkour.

You know what that is?

That's that thing where you jump around and break your neck and shit.

Jump off of walls.

People walk on walls and do flips.

Yeah.

This guy is trying to organize a meet with like-minded parkour people.

Bacon here wants us to call him claiming to be from some state authority and tell him the meet is canceled.

Maybe come up with an idea that's actually good.

Let me think here.

Parkour, canceled.

Parkour.

Is that how you say it anyway?

Parkour?

Parkour.

I'll call him and talk about parkour.

You got it.

We'll work out the kinks, get the cobwebs out with this guy.

I can't guarantee it'll be a good prank call, but I'll talk to him.

First prank of the night.

We're right into it, man.

This is good.

Usually we haven't even started the show by this time.

Usually I'm still sitting around with a thumb up my ass.

Well, I started on time.

Milkman didn't.

It was like, oh, I'm ready.

I'm supposed to be late.

You're always late.

You're late.

I'm confused.

Hey, buddy, is this the parkour guy you're trying to get an association?

People do parkour?

Yeah, man, what's up?

Hey, man, this is Cross.

I've been practicing for about two years.

I got some videos on YouTube on CrossCore.

I don't know if you've heard of me or seen my stuff, crosscore.com.

No, where are you out of?

I'm out of Rhode Island.

Where are you trying to organize this?

Is this in New England?

I'll be able to ride around.

Can't go too far.

Yeah, where did you get my number at?

It was listed online.

Some people were talking about there was a guy who was trying to organize

some type of parkour group or maybe do some films and stuff like that.

It's actually organizing a jam in March.

Oh, sweet.

It's up in Boston, yeah.

If you look on neparkour.com, it's posted up on there,

and then there's a group on Facebook.

Do you have my name?

No, I just know about the number and the group that was meeting up.

I didn't know when it was going to be.

All right.

I'm Dylan.

Going.

You can find me on whatever, YouTube and stuff.

I'll give you a call back a little later.

I'm a little bit busy right now, but yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, if you want to send me a text or something with your number.

Yeah, I like, you know, I like, what kind of stuff, what do you get into?

Like, how much do you bench?

I don't really bench.

Oh, you don't do anything like that?

You don't condition or nothing?

You're just out there kind of?

Oh, I do, but, like, mark.

Oh, yeah.

Like, my weight.

How many pieces you do?

How many what?

Pieces.

How many pieces can you do?

I'm up to eight.

Eight rep pieces.

Oh.

I'm confused.

No, pieces?

Parkour pieces?

Like, how many can you do in a minute?

Parkour pieces?

What?

Oh, you're just, like, amateur then, right?

All right, you don't really know?

Yeah, I guess so.

Okay.

All right.

Well, I like to, like, I push people.

I pushed this guy off a building once, and he landed in a garbage dumpster.

Stuff like that.

That's what I'm interested in, pushing people off the building into the garbage dumpster,

and then I hit the button on the garbage dumpster, and he got crushed.

That's it.

He got out, though.

He got out.

That is, he got out.

How'd he get out?

He punched, yeah, you remember Ninja Turtles, at the end of Ninja Turtles,

when they threw Shredder in the garbage machine?

Yeah, when he used parkour to get out.

And he got out with parkour, and he had, like, that badass, um, like, the helmet.

It was all, like, razor sharp and stuff afterwards.

Yeah, man.

Yeah, so I'm trying to stop that kind of stuff.

There's this guy, Casey Jones, been around talking shit about me, too.

Yeah, dude, we can totally fucking go up on rooftops.

We can just, like, lure him under a rooftop somehow.

Yeah, throw people off the rooftops, like, for no reason, too.

Yeah.

I mean, that's what parkour's all about.

It is about doing bad stuff, breaking into houses and stuff, stealing, um, stuff.

he's still

yeah he's like

still jewelry

and electronics

and selling for drugs

yeah man

like running from

anybody

you know

yeah

just running from people

there's no actual person

that's actually chasing you

yeah just run

just say that you're running

from somebody

yeah it's just a metaphor

in life

it's beautiful

you just keep running

you don't even know

where you're running from

anymore these days

you know

yeah

just chasing that drug

never turn around

yeah just stealing stuff

and yeah doing drugs

in the bathroom

at the strip club

with a life

a strip club

is not really parkour

no

It's just a vice I've got.

I don't know.

Yeah.

All right, man.

Well, good talk.

I'll talk to you later.

All right.

You got my phone number?

No.

It came up as unknown.

Oh, it does?

All right.

Well, I got your number here.

You said this is in May?

What?

This is in May or March, you said.

It was one of the M months, right?

Yeah, it's one of the M months.

All right.

You have to use Farcord to find that out.

All right.

I'm going to meditate.

I'll call you back.

I'll find out when it is, all right?

All right, man.

Meditate hard.

All right.

Alright, well, that's an interesting beginning of the show.

That guy was actually a pretty good sport. I like that.

He didn't really get angry or nothing, but...

There you go. Parkour. Don't beat

Bluffer Buildings. It's hardcore, baby.

It's hardcore. That's a wanker for sure.

Krups says no homo.

When did that start? Like, all of a sudden

I just saw rap songs and

people all the time say no homo.

Saying snap. Mikey121, you were right.

You can say he took it up that ass.

D-A-T-S. He took it up

that ass. That ass.

That ass. Alright, thanks

Thanks, Bacon, for sending that in.

Not bad.

I did what I did.

We got three other requests that came in earlier today.

I think we got a few more from during the week.

First one is for a guy who sells crystal meth out in California.

They call him Bear in Spanish, Oso.

He's got problems with his girlfriend, and he's giving us some suggestions on whether to call a drug dealer, meth dealer.

We got a number for a guy named Holt.

It's for a textbook company.

Apparently, they have a textbook that came out, and it was teaching evolution in the science textbook.

book that might be a new new call for sure i guess yeah right this one is right up his alley

we got a number for a world of warcraft a 19 year old female world of warcraft addict she's also a

sex addict will do anything to have sex she cannot hold a steady relationship because she overreacts

to everything the type of person that believes you want her for putting a smiley face in an email

Nice

That's all it takes, man

Put a smiley face

I'll put a smiley face

Dude, she's like a nympho

Level 85 Pluto

Nice

Thank you, Mikey

Thank you, over there at Sendicates

You'll do wonders

I think we got another one here from Ken

I think Ken re-sent the Citgo

We'll give them a call

Fine

I'll call

Once and Loser will be joining us in about 30 minutes

Or a little more than that

Hopefully

I'm sure Nunu's confirming away

Brendan's in the house also

He'll be sending in numbers here eventually also

So, possibly, hopefully.

Actually, here it already has.

He sent in a pizza place, a Chinese restaurant, and another Chinese restaurant in Colorado.

Cool.

Thank you, man.

Yeah.

We got an ad from Craigslist selling a three-piece living room set.

Pay $1,200.

He's asking $400.

And his name is Ron.

All right, let's try that.

Damn.

Going on there, right?

Got some bills to pay, man.

A fireplace going on, eh?

It's a good time for that over here, man.

It's cold.

Went down to 30s tonight.

How you doing?

Did you message after the tone?

Asshole.

That's over there where you milk, man.

You got a fire going over there?

You're outside firing the old drum?

Yeah, dude.

I'm roasting marshmallows right now.

Roasting marshmallows.

Cooking bacon and roasting marshmallows.

Yeah.

Nice.

What's the temperature like over there where you are, man?

It's 39 tonight.

It's going to be.

I'm excited.

First night of the 30s here of the year.

Well, of the winter.

Damn, it's like 55 here.

Well, that's good, too, though.

Yeah, we're hitting a nice and cold.

Understand it's super-ass freezing.

All our listeners in the UK.

That's almost as old as the UK is.

All our listeners in the UK.

That's funny.

All our listeners in the U.K. are suffering right now, man.

It's freezing as hell.

Well, not freezing as hell.

Freezing as, I don't know, as the Arctic over in England, from what I understand, including Visa.

They're like 20 below zero centigrade.

I have no idea what that is in American.

Holy shit.

Nunes saying we need to get more U.K. numbers.

He wants to continue the whole thing where we're asking for tickets to the royal wedding.

What else happened this week, Milkman?

Anything else in the news?

I talked about the FIFA, the World Cup thing not coming to the United States.

is going to Qatar and to Russia.

What else happened?

Anything that I'm missing here?

I don't think...

Oh, yeah, the WikiLeaks, right?

Yeah, a bunch of crazy shit came out in the WikiLeaks.

Yeah, dude, they're blowing the fucking horn everywhere with that shit.

Yeah, you know what?

Good.

Good for him.

Good for the guy.

And it's some bullshit I read, like, you know, right after the leaks hit,

Interpol set up a warrant for the guy's arrest and all this bullshit.

You know they're going to fucking kill him, right?

You know he's going to get killed.

I just wonder which country is going to do it.

Parle of Mossad.

Leslie Nielsen died.

That's right.

Did we talk about that?

No, we didn't talk about that.

Leslie Nielsen, rest in peace.

I wasn't talking about that.

Taps, did we talk about that?

He wasn't dead last Thursday, was he?

No, he wasn't.

No, I just happened.

Oh, shit.

Well, Leslie Nielsen, rest in peace, man.

Funny man died.

I've got to get the taps going here.

He's playing now, Milkman.

Okay.

All right, rest in peace.

Leslie Nielsen, 32 years old.

Died too young.

There you go.

And 920 Man.

I want to say welcome to everyone who's in the chat room.

We've got a lot of people here.

Kokanee, of course, already mentioned.

Nunu's here as well.

Big Ken, Brandon, MSC3 Clay, Wasted, Caustic, DX Outlaw, Frizzfry, Grishnav, Justin, Ken,

Corrupt Corruption, the Manaconda here as well, Mikey129, and just coming in, Softball

Star.

Softball Star, I really hope you're a chick, man.

If you're a guy and you're a Softball Star, you've got a lot of splinting to do.

Do you know who Christy Martin is?

She's big.

She's from Orlando.

Do you remember that female boxer that came out in the 90s really strong?

Not Muhammad Ali's daughter, but the white lady that was boxing for a while under Don King?

Yeah, I kind of remember that one.

She never really hit it, though.

Yeah, I know.

But a funny story happened here over the weekend.

Last year, it was Tiger Woods.

This year, it's Christy Martin, the female boxer.

She got attacked and stabbed and shot by her husband, who was her trainer and marketer or agent guy, right after Thanksgiving.

She's been in the hospital, and the news came out today.

I guess they reported what really happened or why it happened.

Apparently, he shot and stabbed his wife, the boxer, the female boxer, because he was distraught over being told that she was leaving him for a woman that she's been having an affair with.

A lesbian woman.

Hey, hey, so, yeah, imagine that.

Female boxer ended up being a lesbian.

See what happens when you let them do that, Milkman.

You let them do stuff like that.

You let women start boxing and, you know.

You got to keep barefoot in the kitchen, man.

Yeah, they start losing penis fever.

That's right.

They're turning Obama for you now.

They haven't been out there boxing in, you know, a lot.

Yeah, Willie Nelson got arrested.

Good, good.

The guys are coming through here.

Thanks for reminding me of all these news stories.

Whereas Willie Nelson got arrested.

That's right, Justin.

Good point.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, did you hear about one of the officials had come up against George Bush,

and he was talking about his book, and they officially called him a liar.

Officially called him a liar.

Yeah, they actually called him a liar because of what he'd written.

His memoirs and that WikiLeaks came out, and they called him a liar publicly,

like one of the government officials did.

I don't know.

Yeah, I can't think which one it was.

I was laughing when I heard it.

Oh, wow, yeah.

Well, I don't know.

George Bush a liar?

No way.

George Bush?

Not that.

Like, we didn't know about that.

Yeah, Will and Elson get arrested for marijuana possession.

It's like the third or fourth time that his tour bus got stopped and they found weed.

It's like, what do you expect?

He had four ounces of it, though.

Was it four or six ounces?

I think it was four.

That's a lot of fucking weed, man.

Yeah, that's about it, man.

Yeah, but he apparently is one of those guys that can roll a joint in one hand.

There's a few celebrities that are known for being, I guess,

Willie Nelson is one of those guys.

He has that talent to be able to do that.

Also, Mikey.

I could go a whole quarter up in one, dude.

Yeah.

Jeez, that's a lot.

Wow, quarter-sized joint.

Yeah, man.

We used to take and put all our lunch money together back in the day

and go get a quarter, and then I'd take one big-ass double-wider

and roll it up.

Dude,

that's back when it cost a quarter, probably.

That's when you could do that.

You know, it wasn't too expensive.

Well, that's what it cost five bucks.

It cost five bucks.

It was $15 an ounce.

So explain to me.

I've asked you this before, but what's a lid exactly?

Is that a quarter or is it an ounce, a lid?

Have you ever heard, you know?

Well, no, a lid is just a stash, man, whatever you got.

I mean, they call it scoring a lid.

A lid could be a quarter.

If that's a score, it could be an ounce, could be your lid.

You know, it's just saying another way you can score a stack.

That's an old 70s term.

So, I mean, I was born in 79, so I don't really know.

Yeah, I just know I've heard old people call that, you know, lid.

Yeah, a lid is just another way of calling a stack without being too obvious.

You know, I got a lid, you know.

Secret.

Yeah.

Right.

And Mikey129 passing on rep Charlie Rangel, or Rangel, my bad.

that he got censored.

I know he had all the financial problems,

the misconduct and everything,

and he was fighting back,

and I guess he did get censored by the House.

What does that mean?

Isn't a censure, isn't that when they slap your hand

and say, no, no, no, bad on you?

I think, right?

They publicly denounce him,

but he can't be arrested for what he did.

That's actually considered legal politics.

Oh, but it's all but of a shady, whatever.

Whatever.

Yeah, so if you're a big congressman

and you want to pull some shenanigans,

take my guess.

Go for it.

Yeah, go for it.

Why not?

That's what this whole country's found out.

Whatever, man.

Fuck yeah.

Found out this week,

Milkman, I'm going to be flying

in the first week of January.

I'm looking forward to getting roped.

It's going to be fun.

Wow.

The Fondler's Club.

Yeah.

And Nunu's saying,

do pranks, do it now.

Are you getting excited now, man?

What are they going to say

about your colostomy bag, man?

My colostomy bag.

Yeah, we should play that game.

You know where they play that

Phone Losers, I know, has played that game.

I don't think they didn't copy it from us.

It's been played on radio shows before.

But it's the one where you prank call a place,

but you just pick a word out of three before you call them,

and you're supposed to get them to say that one word

without saying the actual word.

We called it Make Him Say It, we said on this show.

It was off the Drew Garabo show.

Yeah, we've done the Colostomy Bag stuff before.

That was Colostomy Bag, yeah.

We had the hardest time getting someone to say Colostomy Bag.

Oh, my God, that was an effort.

I never went back to it.

It was just such a freaking nightmare

trying to even explain it to people.

What do I do?

It required more than three seconds

to think about it,

then it's too much.

Right, right.

So everybody, please pay attention.

If you get a chance tonight during the show,

if you're at the chat room

or wherever you're at,

head over to madhouselive.com,

go to the poll that's on the front page,

or go to madhouselive.com forward slash poll,

P-O-L-L,

and vote for whoever you want

to make a return guest appearance.

It's not a guarantee or anything.

We're just trying to gauge who you guys have liked

throughout the time of Madhouse Radio.

I like Hollywood Vanya's gotten a few votes also.

He was omitted from the list.

It's not fair.

That's why I'm extending it an extra week.

There's supposed to be a monthly poll,

and I already got a pretty good idea

of what next month's poll is going to be like,

and I'm not going to give it out now.

I don't want to skew the results for that,

but for the time being,

get your final votes in for that poll

over at MadhouseLive.com.

Yeah, there's a Jupe on there, too.

There's a Jupe on there, too.

Yeah, Jupe's on there.

He's got two votes right now.

I don't think a lot of people know who Jupe is.

That's long.

That's a long time ago.

But he's got two votes.

Yeah, these guys right here might not know about that, the newest guys.

Monkey Phone and Jupe, yeah.

And he's, yeah, I don't even know how I'm going to get a hold of him if he wins.

Fuck, we're screwed.

Looks like it's going to be Zolar, and he's always down.

I still need to have his home number, dude.

Unless their home phone number changed, I could probably dig it out.

His mom's, man, cool.

I used to talk to his mom.

She's cool people.

Yeah, I actually have their

Home phone number too

Alright, we got another

We got a Craigslist ad here

We got a man selling a file cabinet

This one came in from Ken

Thank you Ken, I'm putting that on the burner

I want to call some of Brendan's numbers here first

But we have to call numbers regardless

So let's talk to JC Windsor in Manchester

Where it is now 5.37am I believe

Yeah, I love Manchester

I think this is what time it is

They got some flat ass knockers though

I heard a prank

I heard a prank recently where Reckless was saying that he was calling the U.K.

and he was talking about he wanted to talk to the lady with the big knockers.

Pay respect to the woman with the big knockers.

Brendan, I need the country code.

It's 01144.

Is that it?

I think I already know by heart.

I think it's 01144.

Try it.

That's U.K.

Yeah, that's what I'm trying to call.

See if it takes.

Invalid phone number.

No, that's not it.

All right, help me out with that, Brendan.

And then put that in a 01144 kind of format for me, and I'll do it.

Oopie.

NBC3 Clay, you want Jen Stewart?

You got to vote Jen Stewart, man.

And the whole thing, the poll that I got is not one of those that knows by IP address

it won't let you vote multiple times.

You can just vote all you want.

There's nothing keeping anybody from sitting there and voting a thousand times for somebody.

And I figure if the person who's getting voted for has someone who's willing to go through that,

then I think they should deserve all those votes.

They deserve it, huh?

Yeah, there's nothing keeping Zola from going on there

and clicking in a thousand times if he wants.

Right, well, Prankmaster can click his own self a thousand times.

He's been known to do that.

Nothing comes out.

He doesn't get it.

He keeps praying to God every night

to take those feelings away from him,

but he still has them.

Nunu has...

Who's that...

Who's that flakeball he's got?

I keep getting, like, shit off of Facebook.

Facebook, he's got some, like, some, like, baseball-looking ferry, dude.

He's posing in the picture with it, like, hugging each other and shit.

Who is that?

I don't know, man.

Dude, that looks very questionable, man.

I think he's flipping over finally, man.

Right, right.

Maybe he's coming to terms with it.

Cool.

All right, we're doing the UK wake-up call here early.

Ah, shit.

I'm going to chat again, dude.

I don't know what the hell happened, man.

I got knocked out, man.

All right, I'll get you here.

Hang on.

Give me a second.

Let me dial this number in.

Sure.

I'll pick you back up.

Hey!

Yeah, I tried.

I don't know.

It's giving me weird access errors that I don't.

I'm not the founder of the chat room, but I am the founder of the chat room.

Dude, somebody didn't steal our chat, I hope.

No, they didn't steal it.

Somebody didn't read this.

Hey, how you doing?

Good evening.

Hello.

Hi, is this Mrs. Windsor?

Yeah.

Hello.

How are you?

I was wondering about your registry, if the majority of things are still available, or

can I just make a cash donation instead?

Hi.

Huh?

Hello.

Hey, hey.

That's not nice for her to do.

I'll call her back.

I'll call her back at her husband's house.

Oh, hi.

You must have been on serious, Clay Roots.

No, I was calling about the registry.

Are you seeing Al or something?

What happened with the phone?

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, the wedding.

This is the house of Windsor, right?

Yeah, right.

Man, that guy is getting married to that Katie chick.

Yeah, I'm not talking.

Goodbye.

I don't know what you're saying.

Hey, stupid, listen.

Just listen to me for a little bit, okay?

I'm just trying to explain it, and maybe...

No, I'm in bed.

Goodbye.

My feelings, you're going to hurt my feelings if you hang up again.

No, bye-bye.

Sour panties.

What the, man, does she know what she can of worms, she just opened up?

I know.

What can of worms?

I'm going to let her sit for a call, and I'll call her back.

Can of worms.

We'll be back in about ten minutes there, granny.

Try to get back to sleep.

Yeah, try to get back.

Yeah, you work on that sleep thing there.

We'll be right there to wake you up right when you start hitting your REM.

We'll get you back.

We're calling a pizza pub here.

Have we called them before, Brendan?

This I Can Lose before?

I don't remember.

No, Brendan won't send his recycled number.

He knows better.

Hey, is this the pizza?

Oh, milkman, you were talking.

Why would they hang up just because they hear someone talking?

I don't understand.

What's the whole mentality?

Dude, he did not hear me, man, because I already clicked before he had already said hello.

No, no.

Maybe he didn't recognize the number.

Stop talking.

I can lose, sir.

We're closed.

Oh, you're closed?

Yes, sir.

Oh, I didn't understand that because you just hung up on me before you explained that.

Oh, sorry.

That's kind of rude, right?

Are you going to do it again, you piece of shit?

Well, sorry.

That's not going to work, Brendan.

I don't want to mess with him.

He sounds like he's serious.

Yeah, he's really back here in the back room right now giving a blowjob.

So he'll just call you later.

New New's got several on our rotation.

He's got several Leslie Nielsen prank calls, Leslie Nielsen soundboard prank calls here.

We'll be playing a few of those throughout the night.

I'm going to start off with a short one here really quick.

The news is actually back on at work time tonight.

Yeah.

Me, Frack.

Do you know what Dr. Meinhardt is going to say at the Press Club dinner tomorrow?

Me, Frack.

Are you in some way connected with the Institute?

Oh, do you have dances with walls?

Have Spartacus?

Those calls where I came from, don't worry.

We'll play one on the break.

Did you take a bathroom break in a little bit here around 11?

Lonesome Loser is checking in, breaking news.

All right, cool.

Yeah.

Thanks, man.

Welcome.

Someone give me a sports update.

I can't find the remotes on my TV right now.

How are the Eagles doing right now?

Are they losing?

Excuse me.

How's Michael Vick doing?

They are playing right now.

Who the hell is that?

Michael Vick is the black quarterback with herpes that strangled a pit bull.

Oh, that guy.

Oh, yeah.

I heard he was going to be on one of those upcoming shows.

He was going to do a special tag team episode.

Michael Vick?

Wow.

Yeah, because he had herpes, remember?

Oh, okay.

There he goes.

New News says the Eagles are losing 3-1.

Wrong football, Suga.

Does anybody even remember the story about the Herp Master and how that all got started?

He doesn't have herpes, though.

What was that about the herpes part?

I'll just do a quick refresher.

This is a long second time.

Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.

Anyway, back in the very beginning of the old days, they had a show called Zolar Vision.

And very few people understand or even realize what Zolar Vision was.

They've come to know Zolar Vision as being the vision of Zolar and, you know, what he thinks the show should be.

But the original episodes of Zolar Vision actually included a live interactive cam.

And he would bring on whores and all kinds of crazy people and do crazy shit, smog and everything on air with the camera going at the same time.

Yeah, and just to interrupt you, this is before Stick Cam or any of those video sites.

It was still, like, really rudimentary.

It was still all voice back then.

Remember?

It was just shout, cast, and voice.

There was no Justin TV or stick.

Exactly.

We didn't even have a server back then.

The reflector sites were terrible.

AOL was, like, as good as you could get.

So, I mean, this was, like, way back in the green days, you know.

So what he was doing was totally unheard of and unreliable and always was a problem.

But somehow he pulled it off.

Well, one night he got on there and he invited some skank in, and Prankmaster would come on the show to be with him.

And constantly, Prankmaster was always a target of many of the jokes and stunts that would appear on the show, the whole door vision show.

You got to see what's going on.

They brought some hoe in and hired him, and Prankmaster went down south on some streetwalker.

And this was on camera.

And that was how he became the Hurtmaster.

Yeah, that's...

Anyway, people want to know about Zolar, Zolar Vichy, and how it got started.

Some of the legendary status was acquired early on back in the 2005-2006 era.

A little, just a little window in time there.

Right.

He's that right big guy.

And thank you.

And that was, I think that was the episode that pissed off Ted with the whole situation.

He got mad at KDK.

That was when Ted quit.

Yeah.

That was when Ted quit.

Ted quit.

Yeah, that was it.

That was it.

And the Muslim guy rebel was all angry.

schism. Yeah, the first schism.

That was the first schism right there.

Yeah, that's true. Oh, wow.

Yeah, man. Good review,

though. Good work, Milkman. Gold star for you. You're already

on the board, man. One gold star. There you go.

Congratulations. Keep

collecting those. It'll be a surprise at the end of the

show. Yeah, I got a

surprise. Maven's baby. She's in

now. Yeah.

Oh, hey, wait a minute. Let's

call Lonesome Loser number two.

Then we're going to get to the old lady

again in the UK, Windsor.

and then we'll call these Craigslist ads

that Bacon and Ken are getting into us here.

Let's not get behind.

I'm going to call a Darbar Indian.

We've got an Indian place here in California.

Let's get them to call.

I've got to remember,

stop giving out the full business name

because then I end up having to edit it down.

It slows down the process so fucking much, man.

It does.

I'm not kidding.

There goes Milkman and his CPAP machine.

Hey, sweetie.

How you doing?

Is this one of those places where you come,

Is there a bar in Indian cuisine?

Yeah, this is one of those places where you bring the food to me at the table.

God damn it, I'm not asking for a lot.

What did she say? Are you going to say bye, Kimmy?

Are you going to say bye, Kimmy?

Bye, Kimmy? What are you talking about?

Bye, Kimmy.

What happened?

Hello.

Yeah, what happened? You stopped talking.

Hello?

What happened, sir? What do you want, sir?

No, I was calling to make an order, but I had, like, this is one of those...

Yes, sir, go ahead.

This is a place where you sit down and eat?

Yes, sir.

You bring the food to me? Or I can do an order too?

Go ahead with your order.

Okay, I want one chicken marsala.

Chicken tikka masala.

Chicken tikka masala, yeah. One order of the papadums.

Okay. Anything else?

Yeah, one order of banshoot.

What is that?

Banshoot.

Means?

One order of banshoot.

Banshoot means?

Uh-huh.

We don't have that.

Oh, one order of gandhu meat then.

What is that?

Gandhu.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

I was wanting to make an order, but that woman doesn't understand.

Why do you have a woman on the phone?

So what do you want?

One order of chicken tikka marsala.

Okay.

Okay, one order of papadums.

Okay.

One order of ban chud.

What is that?

My friend said he wanted ban chud.

He said ban chud.

We don't have that.

Okay.

And then he said if you don't have that one order of gandu.

Yeah, just a minute, sir.

Okay.

Yes, I need to make an order, please.

Okay, go ahead.

I need one order of chicken tikka masala.

One order of chicken tikka masala.

Okay, one order of the papadums.

Okay.

One order of bhenchod.

Don't try to be stupid, okay?

I'm just reading the order from the staff.

No, this is very bad language in my language.

Whatever you're telling me.

We're ordering off the menu.

The guy said this is Carl.

He wants bhenchod.

And he said if you don't have that, then gandhu.

Can you give me your name and telephone number?

Yeah, this is Cross.

Okay.

Whatever, somebody give the order, this is not the right one.

This is very bad language you're using.

You don't understand it?

I do understand it, sir.

Oh.

That's what I'm telling you.

Oh, like they're playing a joke on me?

Yes, you are playing a joke on me, seems like it.

No, no, I'm just, I wanted this chicken marsala that he said.

Sir, I'm telling you, whatever you, chicken tikka masala is fine, whatever else you're telling me, this is a bad language.

Oh, it's a bad word?

Oh my God.

It's a bad, this is a very, very bad word.

Don't do it, sir.

Please, sir.

I'm sorry, I didn't know. I'm sorry. I'll talk to him. I'll have a talk with him.

Don't do that. Just chicken and the Papa Dams. Is that okay?

Yeah, chicken and Papa Dams is fine.

Okay, and then one, the Matar Chod?

You have to check with the online menu. Whatever you're telling me, this is a bad language.

Okay.

Please, with your friends, don't do those kind of things in the business.

Oh, and how many sisters do you have?

why you want hey man if you want i can i can use the same language if you want to be okay

no if you want to i can do it no problem okay yeah so just shut up the phone thank you very

much bastard that was cool nice nice nice that's the control a little bit he seems a little uh

he had a nice yeah he had a nice angry release it wasn't too intense though it was a good nice

Nice, even, angry release throughout the call there.

Brained him in nicely.

That was a perfect hook.

Hooked him nicely.

I think he's very appreciative of your Hindi skill.

I guess so.

He's rather receptive.

Jill says, bless his cotton socks.

Bless his cotton socks.

Let's try the same thing with another Indian place.

What the hell?

We got any other ideas over here?

We do a lot of the same stuff here sometimes, man.

Never gets a hold of it.

Just calling these guys a bunch.

I don't mind it.

Hey, buddy.

Hey, buddy. How are you doing?

I'm fine. How are you?

Good. I'm good. Thanks be to God.

I wanted to make an order.

Okay.

I've got my order, and then my co-workers here asked for a few things.

Okay. What do you want?

I want the chicken tikka marsala.

Okay.

Okay. Do any of these come with drinks, or the drinks are separate?

The drinks are separate.

I'll just get the drinks myself.

Okay. All right. Then one order of the papadums.

One order of the papadums?

Uh-huh.

And one chicken tikka masala, right?

Yeah, and we got two more.

Two more?

Uh-huh.

Let me write it, Koran.

Okay.

One tikka with rice or bread?

With rice.

Okay.

Uh-huh.

One papadum?

One of the papadum.

Uh-huh.

Yes, sir.

Mm-hmm.

Then?

One ban chad.

What, what?

One ban chad.

Ban chad?

Uh-huh.

Koran.

Okay.

What's the ban chad?

You don't have the ban chad, right?

Ban chad?

No, we don't have the ban chad.

Banchad

Banchad?

No, no, no

Let me tell you what I have

Got it

Is it chicken or what?

Or lamb?

It's some meat, I'm not sure

He says it's one banchad, one gandu

Hola, very good

Hola

Can I help you?

Yeah, hi, I was making an order

Yes

You ready?

What would you like?

One chicken tikka marsala

Okay

One order of the papadums

Okay

The chicken tikka marsala with rice, please

Okay.

Okay, one Bhenchod.

Lambcham?

No, Bhenchod.

Bhenchod?

I don't know about that one, sir.

Bhenchod.

I have a lambcham or goat.

What about Gandu?

No.

Is there any Indian people there?

No, nobody right now here, sir.

She left for like 7.30, sir.

From where you are, Mexico?

Yes, sir.

Oh, that's bad.

That's bad, bad food.

I know the names, all the names.

I don't know about that one.

Well, write that one down, Bhenchod.

You know, I have a char, some kind of meat.

It's just B-A-H-M-C-H-O-D.

I have only, let me tell you only my menu and what I have, okay?

How many sisters are on your menu?

You have sisters?

You know, I have a lamb curry, chicken masala, chicken tikka, tandoori, honey lemon.

I have a lamb shrimp, chicken curry, chicken bintulu.

It sucks that you're Mexican.

What?

It sucks.

It sucks that you're Mexican.

Is the chef there?

Is he Indian?

Nobody right now is Indian here, sir.

Just Mexican?

Yes, sir.

Oh, that's...

Mexican and American.

One American lady.

Ah, man.

That sucks.

Whatever.

You don't understand it then, you know?

I don't understand.

I understand everything.

I know all the Indian food, but, you know, I don't have it wherever you are.

Whatever.

Do you have pendejo?

Huh?

Do you have pendejo?

No, you pendejo, not me.

What about maricón?

Huh?

Do you got maricón?

Hey, please.

I tried to help you, and you know this is no good.

Yeah, puta chocha.

Okay.

Yeah.

Same to you.

Why?

Maricón.

Chinga tu madre, puto.

What does that mean?

There you go.

Turned it around.

So all we have to do is change the language, Milkman.

Same concept.

What the hell?

Chinga tu madre.

Those Mexicans are saying, chinga tu madre.

Chinga tu madre.

American Ladies to Health Inspector.

Good work, Joe.

I like that one.

Good point.

Oh, Milkman, Milkman, Milkman.

Ah, it's the end of the show song.

Why is it in there?

Why is it in that part?

Pinga to, chinga to lingerie.

I'm going to call Japan.

Talk about chocha.

Didn't they call a pizza hut in Japan and they had the guys say cha-cha-chocha and all this?

Yeah.

Pupe people?

What was that, Japan pizza?

That one girl got hot though.

That one girl got hot when he was talking to her.

That was at the 7-Eleven.

7-Eleven headquarters.

One of those girls you called, she kept getting real hot.

Yeah, she was like, uh-huh.

Yeah, I told the woman to go down to her.

She's like, yeah.

She's like, hi.

I was like, whoa.

All right.

Speaking of going down, I wonder if we could get ahold of that French lady back here at

the Napoleon.

Oh, right.

That was fun.

At the end, when she realized what a horse is, and I was telling her my wife is a horse.

She called.

First, she was like, why do you say your wife is a horse?

Huh?

Why do you say that?

And then I just had to laugh.

Yes, hello.

Moshi moshi.

I'm going to play this Japanese prank call, the Pape Pipo.

I'm going to forward to the middle of it here.

Milkman, I'm going to grab something over here from the kitchen.

I'll be right back.

Milkman will make it so you can hear it, too.

All right.

Behave while I'm gone.

You're in charge, Milkman.

Don't screw it up.

All right.

Wala.

Maho.

Wala.

Chocha.

Yes.

Wala.

Maho.

Chocha.

Yeah.

Idaho.

Utah.

No.

Utah.

Yeah.

Alaska.

Your name?

Wala.

Maho.

Maho chocha.

I don't have wala maho chocha.

No?

I don't have wala maho chocha.

No, wala maho chocha.

Wala maho chocha.

I don't have.

What do you have?

Cheese and cheese.

How about egg custard?

You have egg custard pizza?

Basic pizza?

Egg custard?

Extra cheese?

Yeah.

Basic pizza, extra cheese?

Yes.

No topping?

Cheese and sauce only?

And salt.

Pizza and cheese only?

No topping?

Yes, with salt.

Salt.

Speed, medium size, basic pizza?

Right.

To pick up, okay?

Yes, now I'm going to pick it up, yes.

Listen, chocha, negra, wallo, majo, chocha.

I don't understand chocha, majo, understand.

No?

I'm trying.

Italian crispy, medium-sized, basic pizza, extra cheese.

With salt.

Salt.

Salt?

Yes.

Salt?

What salt?

You know, salt.

Soup?

Salt?

No, salt, salt.

Salt.

Soup?

Salt.

You know, salt.

I don't know.

Listen.

I don't know.

Listen.

Damn it.

Sodium chloride

That's where I couldn't do it anymore, folks

This is Madhouse Radio

You're here with the

You're here with the milkman

Alright

Someone mentioning in the chatroom

Nutmeg, Maven mentioning

Hearing about kids getting high on Nutmeg

I've known about that for a while

That was a big thing

I know that Malcolm X used to do nutmeg

He wrote in his autobiography

In prison

He was in prison back in the 40s

Or maybe the 50s

It was like the 50s or 60s

You would do nutmeg

You can get high if you have enough nutmeg

But you're probably going to get really sick in the process

Unless you concentrate it or something

You don't smoke it, you just drink it

You ingest it, nutmeg

But you can get poisoned off of it too

Dude, it's nuts.

I mean, it's not the best thing to do.

Synthetic THC K2.

Yeah, and someone's talking about that right there.

Let me see.

Got the blue blend tonight.

Man, is it going to kill me or something?

Someone told me the other day, you shouldn't be smoking that, man.

There's a bunch of people I heard going to the hospital with respiratory problems.

Like, eh, what can you do?

Oh, speaking of new things, yeah.

The, well.

Yeah.

The CRA is going after the synthetic marijuana people now.

Oh, are they?

Yeah, I figured, you know, it was too good to last.

I'll just have to move.

Well, I'm moving anyway.

I'm moving up north.

So maybe I'll go to...

What is it?

Blaze and all the different ones they got.

Blaze and all that shit.

Spice.

Everyone, tell me, how's the video?

It looks to me like it's chopping up a lot.

I don't know if it is.

I haven't restarted the server PC.

It hasn't been rebooted, like, in three weeks.

And I think it's this choppy video.

I'm testing by waving my hand in it.

It looks pretty shitty.

Yeah, sorry.

You know, whatever.

It's been holding up pretty good, though.

Did you talk to the video recording?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I did tonight.

No worries there, man.

I definitely did.

Mikey129 confirming.

Lots of frames lost.

Oh, shit.

It's still watchable.

It's better than nothing.

It's like a little slideshow.

I really got a shave.

Man, look at that.

Look at that, man.

So, I understand it was still a tight game.

It's got to be over by now.

Philly game, right?

Eagles.

Lonesome, I know, is watching it probably.

Lonesome, let me know who won that football game.

I got watching Michael Vick.

I got him as one of my option players in my fantasy football league,

so I get extra points from him.

Hopefully he has a good night.

I got a feeling he was going to tonight.

I just had that feeling.

Also, I think LeBron James' first game in Cleveland was tonight.

Miami was being played host by the Cavaliers.

It was King James' first return to Cleveland after leaving them.

I don't know who won that at all.

I was planning to watch it.

Five minutes left.

Texans 24, Eagles 27.

Hey, that sounds like a good game.

I should try to find it.

Turn it on.

Maybe I should find that remote control.

Oh, boy.

I don't know.

Well, let me know who wins that game, Brandon.

Keep watching and let me know when the game is over.

Final score.

Five minutes left in the fourth.

All right.

Sounds fun, but I'm busy.

Must concentrate.

Prank calls.

Let's do them.

Oh, yeah.

Tron.

Hey, there's a PLA book.

I got to go run and get it real quick on the break so I can show it to you guys.

Dude.

Dude, RBCP made the PLA book available end of last week, I believe, or on Monday.

I recommend everybody go out and get it.

It's not too expensive.

You can buy it on Amazon.com right now.

And it's a fucking great read.

If you like prank calls, dude, Milkman, maybe I'll get you one for Christmas, man.

One of RBCP's books.

Oh, yeah, it talks about all he used to do is prank calling and his phone hacking and red boxing

and all that stuff back in the 80s and 90s and shit, back when it was still hot, you know,

know 90s mostly oh hell yeah he's talking about you know doing stuff like that and

yeah it's funny story after funny story when it comes to prank call comedy phone related comedy

i definitely recommend yeah back before they started going to the digital exchanges man you

can do all kinds of fun back when it's so good old analog yep yeah all right let's call another

indian place we can do that here's a turk and i'm gonna call this turkish mediterranean place

first don't worry we'll get to the sit go ken don't worry homeboy i know you want me to call

I've got it down here on the big board, don't worry.

I've got a new big board system for Madhouse.

I don't miss anything now, man.

These are all improvements we're doing with your tax dollars.

New Madhouse CD is going to come out eventually.

Download only. MP3 CD.

Poll associated with that.

How are you doing? It's that Turkish place.

Yes, yes, sir.

I want to make an order.

Make you order?

Yeah, but I don't want disgusting food.

It's going to be to go? Pick up?

Yeah, it is, but I want your assurances that it's not going to be nasty food.

I don't understand, sir.

You know because you're you're kind of different you know how you're different a little bit for me

You're different. You're different people you understand

Yes, you understand. I'm trying to listen. I'm trying to be racist. Okay, and just play with it

Since when I don't know what to do. I don't want to be a racist anymore

Fucking video stuck on

Hey watching myself on video

It looks so ugly.

Why is it not dialing?

Oh, I hung up on Milkman.

Shit.

Hey, man, I got you back.

Sorry, I hit the wrong button there.

Wow.

Miami 118, Cleveland 90.

Holy shit.

That's something, man.

Wow.

So they won by...

The game's got to be over by now.

28 points.

How did LeBron do?

How many points did LeBron...

Or did he get?

How'd Dwyane Wade do?

How'd Blackie Blackerson do?

Milkman, you still there?

I hear voices.

Noises.

Yeah.

All right.

Fuck.

Checking to make sure you're there still.

I thought I lost you for a second.

I'm back.

Good.

All right, I got a number here.

I don't know who it is.

We'll do it.

There it is.

Greek Boys Burgers.

That's what it is.

There I go.

Giving out the full name again.

Hello?

Hi, how you doing there?

Good.

Did I call you too late?

No.

Why do you sound so casual?

I'm fine.

You sound very casual.

I don't know if you're in your nightgown or something.

Did I catch you at a bad time?

No, no, no.

All right, you want to do that thing?

I'm fine.

You want to do that thing?

What thing?

You know, where you write it down?

Oh, sure.

Okay.

What can I get for you?

I need two lids, one handle, three buttons, and a box of zippers, please.

Sorry?

I need two lids, one handle, three buttons, and a box of zippers.

Who are you trying to call?

Oh, I got a friend that works at the Greek place here, the Greek burger place.

What's her name?

Well, this is Cross, but I'm ordering from him in the code.

Who's there right now?

Who's that one guy?

Is he there right now?

Yeah, I have a code for when I buy stuff from him.

We're having a party this weekend, so I need three lids, one handle, three buttons, and a box of zippers for the party.

Talk here or something.

I'll call him back.

Oops, got my mouse on the wrong one.

Shit.

Box of zippers.

That sounds fun.

LeBron, 38 points.

Wow.

He just ate up them booze, man.

Hello?

What happened?

I don't know what he's talking about.

I think you got the wrong number.

No, no, no.

Mom, I'm buying drugs.

drugs. Well, we don't sell drugs. Not you. Not the business. The guy. Just pass on the

message to him. What guy? Look, did you write it down what I said? Yes. Well, tell me. Read

it back to me. Make sure you got it right because if not, it's going to be a boring

ass party. Go ahead. I think you got the wrong number, dude. No, dude. Seriously. All right.

Just write it down or be a good little girl. Just write it down. Leave it by the phone

and I'll text him. You're fucking crazy. We don't sell drugs here. No, it's not those

kind of bad. Don't, you know, don't get yourself involved in it. Just write down

on the order as a matter of fact what's his name then i don't need to give that out i don't know

who you are okay well don't fucking call back just write it down please just take my drug order lady

now i want to call that lady the sitco i got your number don't fucking call that i wish i had her

fucking dude's name i know the number coming in from big ken we ever got a pepsi order in over

there you love that pepsi guy that japanese charlie charlie charlie that's his name charlie

Charlie the Pepsi man he's funny

Oh she hangs right up she knows the

Unlisted number that's why I gotta get

I gotta buy the number again

Yeah cause it comes up I didn't renew

The actual call out number

And people usually don't

I'm surprised people answer as much as they do when it comes up

Unlisted I gotta get that back cause before

It was coming up as Madhouse Radio on the caller

ID and it had a number out of Vegas

Oh wow

I'm gonna have to fix that

It changes like MHR or something like that

Horse and cow

Lonesome sending in that number again.

It was a place after that, though, that I called, right?

Or was it the actual horse and cow that I called about the horse masturbation?

Oh, Jesus.

Well, you called horse and cow first.

Right.

And then everybody from then on became part of the horse masturbation thing.

Well, was horse and cow the one with Ernie, or was it after that, I think?

It was after that.

It was Paul and Guam.

Yeah, but the horse and cow were in Guam also.

The first one failed, and I just said, I'm going to stick to the horse.

Ernie was the manager.

Right, yeah.

The first one failed, but Ernie was the manager.

He was the second or third one.

And they put the manager on the phone.

That was Ernie.

And then he kept repeating everything he said about Ernie masturbated a horse.

Everybody was laughing in the background as he was saying it.

Right.

We ended up calling a horse person, like a horse trainer or something, and she was half asleep.

Yeah.

We want a horse expert.

Because if you all remember and you missed out, we'll tell you.

The $64,000 question of the evening was, how does the horse masturbate if he's wearing shoes on his hook?

Good point.

Horse and cow.

On his hook.

I think I found it here.

It's the Hoa Mai restaurant, I think it is.

Yeah, that's it.

Lonesome found it.

Cool.

Awesome.

Yeah, Lonesome!

Let's call him before I forget.

We got a lot of good recommendations here.

We got these Craigslist things, too.

Come on.

Let's speed it up.

Snappy, snappy!

We're about 15 minutes away from our first break, also.

Let's get some shits in.

Can I help you?

Yeah, hey, is Ernie there?

I'm sorry?

Is Big Ernie there?

Ernie, the manager?

Manager, not here.

Is Ernie, you know who I'm talking about, Ernie?

Huh?

You know Ernie, listen, sweetie, calm down, baby girl.

Do you know who Ernie, the manager is?

Do you know who I'm talking about?

She's not here, sorry.

But do you know who I'm talking about?

Do you recognize the name?

Yeah, I don't know what I go outside.

He touched a horse.

Sorry, I don't know.

You know a horse?

Hmm?

You know touch, he touched the horse.

Sorry, I don't know.

You know what a horse is? Horse, you know a horse?

Hold on, please.

Oh, Jesus.

Private parts.

Hello?

Hey, how you doing?

Good.

Hey, is there an Ernie that works here?

Is there an Ernie guy that works here?

No.

Why are you people so much stupider than you were last time?

He's Turkish.

Oh, yeah?

Do you know a horse?

No.

Do you know what a horse is?

Yeah, he's in the tanko.

Uh-huh.

So this guy, Ernie, was touching a horse.

He masturbated the horse.

Oh, yeah?

Mm-hmm.

What are your thoughts on that?

What are your thoughts on horse masturbation?

What do you call a horse in Turkish?

Go ahead, Milkman.

What do you call a horse in Turkish?

I don't think horse.

If you speak Turkish, what do you call a horse?

I think we just gone to a horse.

Yes.

Did you touch it?

Have a horse ride?

Yes.

Do you give horse rides?

Like animals?

Pets, horse, pony.

Pony, horse ride.

Yeah.

You do?

Okay.

How much?

The watch.

Can you deliver?

Can we pick up?

Can we pick up the watch?

No.

Yes.

No?

Donkey?

Yes, no.

How about baboon?

No?

No, you like baboon?

No.

59 cents.

Okay.

Huh?

59 cents?

Yeah.

That's a bargain.

Yes.

Yes, that's a bargain.

59 cents.

Can we order two?

No.

Please.

I don't have.

You want to order?

No, I don't want the order.

Can you order food?

No.

Okay.

Can we order food from you?

You have menu?

Menu?

Why?

Yes.

What's on the menu?

I have menu because I work in the restaurant.

Would you like to order?

That passenger would like to place an order.

Place order.

Yes.

Okay.

What do you want to order?

We have...

That passenger can place order.

What can we have?

Okay.

Horse.

Little Pia.

59 cents, please.

No.

59 cents, no.

Five fish.

$7.

That's still a bargain.

All right, I'm on mute.

Milkman obviously is just, like, conducting business over here.

Let's let him keep babbling over there.

I'm going to connect someone else on him.

Try to add some more chillies to the gumbo.

Yes, we want to pick up.

Let's see what we got here.

You want to pick up?

We got the Jamaican grill.

Yes, yes.

Let's call them.

We want to pick up.

Order.

So where do you come from?

Who am I somewhere?

No, no.

We come from town.

We come to pick up.

Yeah, my Jamaican grill to my car.

Can I help you?

Hello?

Yes, we'd like to pick up an order, please.

Oh, you want to pick up an order?

What would you like?

Okay, we'll place an order on lumpia, please.

Okay.

Do you have a lumpia?

I'm sorry?

Yes, one six-pack.

One six-pack?

Six-pack of what, sir?

Lumpia.

We don't, this is a restaurant, sir.

We take out orders of chicken rings and all.

Oh, okay, yes, I want chicken wings.

Do you have a six-pack of chicken wings?

Hello, I'm calling my son.

Yes, six-pack, please.

Hello?

Do you want to order food?

Do you want to order food to go?

you need some food yes okay yeah why don't you make a grill hello i'd like to place an order

please do you want to place an order okay what would you like sir what do you have on the menu

sorry what's on your menu what's on our menu yes okay well we're known for our chicken and

ribs we have fish we have burgers i'm sorry no burgers chicken you want chicken hello hello

Hello?

Yeah.

Hello?

This one Chinese food.

We don't have burger.

Okay?

We don't have burger.

You want to order?

This one Chinese food.

You want to?

I'm sorry?

I cannot hear you.

In here, not that burger.

This one Chinese food.

Uh, we have the jerk burger, chicken burger, or fish burger?

No.

We don't have.

Sorry?

Okay?

I cannot hear you, ma'am.

I'd like to take the order, please.

Order food.

They're providing the food.

I'd like to order bacon.

They're all gone.

Dude, we got them.

him for a while yeah we had him gone for a little bit yeah that was pretty good

i should save that one later yeah yeah i had up to three on there in a while because you're just

sitting there conducting business you're just sitting there conducting business so i put you

on mute i said all right everybody i'm just going to connect somebody here see what happens

awesome job thank you hermanito you did that was all you man it was all you

oh gee bad horsey bad horsey no we must not have called the one that ernie was working at it must

have been another number i'm not sure which one there was a hunter's end spot restaurant i don't

know the first one that we called there you said that was ernie that woman came on from turkish

remember she said she's so turkish okay right that's where you got that from okay now i remember

That's how come I started asking about Turkish.

Right.

I remember the voice.

So I think it was the next call after that then.

Right.

Now this is some of these request to pranks that Ken and Bacon have been sending some other people here.

Let's do some request to pranks.

It's called the crystal meth guy.

It might be his girlfriend that picks up.

We've got the girlfriend's name here also.

Cool.

I'll listen to them while you work your mastery.

The mailbox belonging to 818.

Yeah, they probably won't answer because it's coming up as blocked.

Unblocked.

Businesses will answer it, but people for the most part won't

because they're going to see it come through as blocked, unfortunately.

We've got to get that.

I've got to order that.

You still got the card?

You still got the card account?

The card account.

Spoof card?

Yeah, the spoof, spoof, spoof, spoof card.

No, no.

I'm done with that.

That's becoming illegal.

They're actually outlawing it.

We had a whole conversation about that in the forums.

We've got a way to do it on Android, too, you know.

Yeah, I know.

There's a whole discussion about that on the forums.

You should check that out, Madhouse Forums, where nobody comes to post.

Everyone should go post there.

Everybody.

Everybody should.

Fuckers.

All right.

So that one didn't work.

We'll go to the next one here.

Let me pull that up.

That's what she said.

Request a prank, sir.

In the house.

Yes, sir.

This one came in earlier tonight.

This is the textbook company.

That's going to be closed at this time.

That's going to have to be a daytime show call we do.

We'll hang on to that one.

They got Jewel, the 19-year-old World of Warcraft addict.

Who runs World of Warcraft, Sarah?

Oh, yeah, that's the one.

She is.

I bet she is.

Just send her a smiley and she'll be all over it, dude.

She'll probably blow one right on the phone.

Nice.

Phone head.

Goochy, gooch.

Thank you for that creepy image.

This week's creepy image brought to you by Milkman.

Call Sour Panties over here, see what she's up to.

Well, it didn't sound like Jewel to me.

It sounded like a David.

Moving right along.

Everybody called the parkour guy.

That's over there.

That's done.

Moving right along.

All right, here's the Craigslist number.

Moving right along.

This is the guy selling Xbox 360, drums, guitar, mic, CD, all cords.

Won $60, no name on the ad.

Yeah, this new requester prank system looks pretty good.

People are taking to it pretty well.

Yeah, you're responsive.

Like, I got it set up, and it gives you an actual ticket number and everything,

so it sends you a confirmation back.

It's pretty cool.

Hello?

Hello.

Yeah, hi.

I was calling about the Rock Band Xbox 360 machine.

You know what?

You're cutting out real bad on me.

I can't hear you.

I'm calling about the Rock Band Xbox 360 machine.

Yes.

Yeah.

So you got it for $60?

Yeah.

It's not the actual Xbox itself.

So if it's Rock Band, it's the drums, the guitar, and the game, and the microphone for $60.

It's not the actual Xbox console.

Okay, it says Xbox 360 drums, and you've got a guitar also and a microphone and a game.

What game is it?

Oh, it's the rock band game.

It goes with the drums and everything.

Oh, yeah, but I'm interested in the guitar and the rock band game and the Xbox 360, all of that.

Okay, I don't actually have an Xbox 360 console.

It's Rock Band 4 for an Xbox 360.

Oh, so you put it in the machine?

Yeah.

Okay.

All right, and how used is it?

What did you do with it?

It's actually not very used at all.

I mean, everything is in great condition.

Did people touch it?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

All right.

It's unused.

All right, yeah.

Would I be able to use it and test it out and see if it works?

Yeah, that shouldn't be a problem.

Can you set it up at your house, or how would I do that?

I might be able to do that.

You could play with me, or let me play, whatever.

Because you've got to use all of them at the same time when you play the game, right?

Just let me play.

Oh, good, that's all.

That's because of the play.

It didn't even go to voicemail.

Man, you remember when we had that Craigslist ad?

We had a lot of them that were going on, and we had the Mustang,

and then there was there was uh there was a there was a bed and all these people kept calling in for

the bed and i kept saying you know oh yeah i want you to come in i'm gonna take a picture of you on

the bed and like what the fuck are you talking about take a picture of the bed that shit was

funny mattress was a mattress there's people calling it they're calling in to get the

I want you to come over

I want you to lay down on the mattress

And I'll take pictures of you

Then right after that

All of a sudden

Then you started having all those damn

Crackless murders

Yeah we started it

We started with some calls

And somebody took it to the next degree

Hired a hunter and killed him and shit

I think

Meany was involved with that

But he got away with it

Because he gave a

State side address

Yeah, instead of Lancashire, England.

We tried to call Citgo, and they didn't answer over there.

Hello?

Oh, they didn't answer.

The Citgo, um...

Oh, there's a lot of chicks.

She picked up and hung right up.

She didn't...

Oh, no.

I'll try later.

After the break, I'll try.

Ken used to work at that Citgo, I think.

I don't know what's going on.

He's got a thing out for him.

Yeah, we still got the boxer's number, too.

Right, right.

Yeah, the guy was in jail.

If you can always food call it, you can use his number and call the station back.

Right, right.

That's true.

Have him come on here.

Hey, baby.

All right, we've got ads selling for two drawer file cabinets looking for $30.

Let's give this one a call before we take a break.

We've got a lot more numbers coming in from Lonesome Loser.

We've got some left over from Brendan, including the do drop in that he's requesting.

And we've got a lot of requested pranks here left over as well.

Well, we got some incoming Craigslist ads.

I wish I had that number set up.

I set up a Craigslist ad like we did before.

That was fucking crazy.

That shit's funny.

All right, let's do this.

You can't do it now, can you?

I don't know.

I think it takes a little while for it to kick in.

It's going to be worth it.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Yeah.

Oh, well.

Next time.

Get on our list.

Yeah, if I remember.

I'll do it tomorrow if you're ready in time for the next show.

No answer there.

All right.

that as it were as it is as it may we're going to go and take our break now milkman i'm going to

take a quick break here give me about five minutes yeah maybe when we get back we can try our uh

french lady over there yeah we got i got the number here handy for the hotel napoleon we

can do that for sure we got that ready uh we got more numbers here lonesome loser has sent in

we got the numbers from last week we can try to find the ernie if he can remember where he was

before yeah yeah um we got the chinese restaurant that i connected to you milkman we give them a

follow-up call we got somebody that early in the chat when we first opened the chat up was saying

that they listened to the earning call over and over post that in the chat we want to try and

find out which place we called when we called the earning number i've got it here i can load it up

worst case scenario i can load it up and find it you know oh yeah no worry we got it yeah play that

That call on the break.

There you go.

When I get back, because it's like in the middle of a file,

I'll have to kind of jump around a little bit.

I'm going to be standing there.

All right, all right.

I'll do it.

Don't remind me.

Don't let me in the show.

I want to play that, because that shit was funny.

And we've got a lot of Craigslist ads here that we want to go ahead and give a call here.

Also, keep those coming, gentlemen.

Good work on that.

Play a Leslie Nielsen call.

There you go.

Leslie Nielsen for Nunu.

That's going to be here on the break.

We're going to be back in about, why is that playing?

Wrong one.

Whoops.

the original arnie is from depot diner thanks to i think it's really fair you imagine it's the same

guy all right uh give me about five six minutes uh i'll be playing uh some stuff here we're gonna

have fun we'll be right back thank you folks and i would ask that your precious

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That's awesome, dude.

Thinking about playing the Jim Stewart call at the end of the show also here.

Cause I've been doing this since Chips was out

The more he has a Tourette's attack

Where he keeps saying horse

And stuff like that

Let me know about that Nuno

Am I heard from him lately?

I emailed back and forth to him

About two weeks ago

And he sent me one email back

Actually

I told him hey we'd like to have you back on

You know let us know

And he said he's very busy

busy and that uh he's doing some he's into some sports and he's trying to qualify for the olympics

and all that i'm not kidding you he's actually um he's into some he doesn't want me to say but

he's he's quite the athlete now and he's trying to qualify for something and he's got a girlfriend

now and he's working and stuff so he said he wants to he said he's gonna make an appearance

on the show but it won't be until the spring but he won't have any free time so wait until

until he said around March, I think, or April, something like that.

I got the email here somewhere.

But I told him, hey, there's a lot of prank calls that we used to have on the rotation

and in the forums that were Jen Stewart pranks that were good

that he had me pull down because he didn't think they were up to speed.

And every month I get at least three or four requests for more Jen Stewart, more Jen Stewart.

Like, where can I download Jen Stewart?

Anything other than what you've got already at the site.

And I can't. I don't have them anymore.

I used to have him, but he had me delete everything that I had

that he didn't send to me in a single zip file.

And I did it.

Because I'm a man of my word.

So until he gets back to us on that,

I won't be able to put up any more prank calls.

Hopefully he comes out of the closet, so to say.

Not to sound funny, but just saying.

Nice to have him back.

Ping pong at the Olympics.

That's funny.

Jesus is going to be playing ping pong.

Well, he needs to go in the closet, though.

Right, right.

All right, more pranks.

Let's do it.

We got Middletons here.

Kate Middleton, who's going to be marrying Prince William.

Where are they getting married anyway?

Is she pregnant?

Is it a shotgun wedding?

They're going to be doing it in a few months, probably.

Of course, she starts showing.

the rural fuzz

we got some more

Windsors also

okay okay

Craigslist calls also

Ken you want us to call

Sitco but man

they're not picking up

I'll try in a little bit

to Sitco again

but she's not picking up

she's on there

oh no she's pregnant

Ken got her pregnant

no wonder the titties

got so big

uh huh

there you go

that's what's up

alright we got

an event

It's an event. It's a spirit-led worship, prayer, fellowship, and testimonies every Saturday morning at a Denny's restaurant.

I think Jack Masterson should call about the Denny's, right? He's a big fan of the Denny's.

Oh, hell yeah. I miss Jack.

Oh, yeah. Here's my book from RBCP, the PLA book. It's an awesome read. I tell you what, everybody right here, I feel like I'm Jay Leno.

Our next guest here is Brad Carter. He's got the Phone Losers of America book out now in movie stores, bookstores.

um dude you ain't jay lennon jay lennon sucks man you're cool you see um rbcp did autograph mine

he said uh what did he say carlito enjoy my book machine let's see if i get that on camera

carlito enjoy my book machine brad rbcp carter but it's good i'm about halfway through it here

and i'm instead of studying my ccna certification stuff i've been unable to get out of uh reading

this book it's great great stuff you won't buy that it says 15 on the book i got it for free

because i'm vip but um i think he's selling it for 15 plus shipping or something i don't know

it's on amazon get with get go pick go to phone losers uh that org you'll find a link there huh

get all your butter in me strap kid you're bugging me yeah strap kid you're bugging me

plo book palestinian liberalization liberation liberation organization i know what you're

talking about all right church people let's do it horse laundry quit horsing around get some more

beer should have grabbed it while i was out there mikey went to her name posting the book

the link to the book he won't grab that i'm telling you hi you reached alan and peggy we're

not available right now we'll get back to you okay then i'm answering there for the church

i gotta refresh the page here i'm not seeing them all got a number for a club that's been

lending miners drink there schwarzenegger just stole his bike sent it in he's also in the chat

room do that this is joey i can't get to my phone right now if you leave a message fail fail once

again okay um let's see here now we got uh kevin he's got an apartment to rent let's give him a

calls see what's up with him maybe he will answer i also got a prank call here from zolar then i

wanted to play it was pretty funny zolar got a call back on his uh on one of his recent uh shows

that he does every once in a while he doesn't do model time but he does here and there he got a

call back from a cop it's really funny uh milkman ones i want to hear that and we're all going to

write a letter to zola and let her know how we felt how we looked at hello this is big kevin

Yeah.

Hey, man, I was calling about that apartment.

Okay.

What rules are in play here about this?

I'm sorry, what rules are in play?

Yeah, you know, like any no-nos, anything that can't happen, or any restrictions.

Why'd you hit a button for?

I'm not sure exactly what you mean.

I mean, pets are allowed.

I prefer that there's no smoking inside the apartment.

Of tobacco?

Yeah, no tobacco.

Okay, but outside is okay?

Outside is completely fine.

Okay, what about incense?

Incense is completely fine.

Candles are okay?

Yep, absolutely.

All right, that's good.

Put me down for that.

Is there a rule about you have to sit down when you use the toilet?

Sorry?

Is there a rule that you have to sit down when you use the toilet?

I really don't know how to answer that.

No, I don't know.

Welcome to you.

No, because, you know, I like to, like, even for number one and number two,

it's best to sit down because the urine can splash up sometimes.

And it's unsanitary.

Okay.

So is that something you'd agree to?

You can sit down to go number one and number two.

That we both have to always sit down to go number one and number two each time?

Yeah, that is actually completely up to you.

Well, it gets on the toilet season.

I don't want to sit down on it and have another person's urine, the urea and all that.

I mean, would you be willing?

I mean, is it okay if both you and me agree that when we go number one, we still always sit down?

Well, I'm not.

This is a private room, a private apartment.

So it would be between you and whoever you choose to live with.

Oh, you're not going to be staying with me?

No, no.

This is a spare apartment.

Oh, so there's nobody there now?

It's not like you're going to be my roommate or anything?

No, no.

It's completely vacant right now.

Yeah. Well, I mean, not completely vacant.

The people that are there, they're buddies of mine.

If you saw the photos, it was basically just the guys hanging out.

Okay.

Oh, I see.

But, yeah, so how many others?

I mean, we're going to have to come to an agreement that you have to sit down.

And I've already paid my deposit, so.

You've already paid your deposit?

Yeah, I already took the money out for the deposit.

Are the utilities in your name or in someone else's name?

They're in my name.

Okay, I'm going to want to get that changed out probably to put all the bills in my name, the utilities.

Do you come normally to check out things, inspections?

I'll tell you what.

If you're interested in more information, you can stop by.

Okay, but will I be seeing you?

Because I'd like to see what you're like, try you out for size.

Because we're going to be living together.

I mean, we're going to see each other more than we see our families for the most part.

We aren't living together.

Well, I'm going to be living in your house, right?

It's your property, the apartment.

And you'll come over every once in a while to fix things and talk a little bit, counsel.

You have to do the counseling visits, right?

Talk about what?

The counseling visits.

You have to come over regularly and counsel and take down a report.

And you have to give evaluation.

He's done with this.

I don't know.

That wasn't even funny.

It's just kind of goofy, kind of kooky.

You beat your mother.

Hey, baby, look at that kid.

Look, man, you're still there?

I'm going to lose you.

All right. Following up here on our topic before about nutmeg and getting high off of the nutmeg.

And actually, as a matter of fact, I dumped a bunch of nutmeg today.

I put nutmeg in my coffee, a little taste of nutmeg and quite a bit of cinnamon.

And I have the nutmeg open and I open the cabinet to get the cinnamon down.

The new package of cinnamon, because the other one, the ground cinnamon was down, was out.

And a bottle of vinegar fell down and landed on top of the nutmeg and it spilled everywhere.

I still got the smell on my hands.

It's funny that we're talking about nutmeg.

Anyway, in low doses, nutmeg produces no noticeable physiological or neurological response,

but large doses causes symptoms and harm.

Nutmeg contains myristicin, a weak monoamine oxidase inhibitor.

Poisoning of this can include convulsions, palpitations, nausea.

eventual dehydration generalized body pain is also reputed to be a strong deliriant this makes

you delirious fatal poisonings in humans are very rare but two have been reported in an eight-year-old

child and a 55 year old adult the latter case attributed to a combination with flunatezepam

potentially deadly to some pets and livestock blah blah blah and his autobiography Malcolm X

talks of prison inmates consuming nutmeg

power, diluted in a glass

of water to become inebriated.

Prison guards eventually caught on to the practice,

cracked down on nutmeg's use as a

psychoactive in the prison system.

Results are vaguely similar

to marijuana with side effects of headache

and nausea. Death is probably

supervened, death would probably

supervene before addiction if such addiction

is possible, and

so on and so forth.

It should be noted that recreational properties

of nutmeg can take about four hours to take

effect large enough doses have been reported to cause severe tiredness uncontrollable and

prolonged sleep with dehydration the effects have been known to last longer than 72 hours

depending on the size of dose that does not sound like a fun trip uh milkman if you're not talking

if you're talking i can't hear you it sounds like it did it again here uh i think it's a skype thing

i'm going to disconnect i'm going to call you back so i'm going to disconnect you wait about

about five seconds i want to call you back so we can fix it okay okay here we go let's call milkman

back now let me give you the itis all right get your milkman back on here and then we'll do some

calls let me get those ready i got you back now yeah i was here but you couldn't hear me yeah

that happens like once or twice a show i don't know it's either your phone or skype it's probably

skype i think it's a skype this thing man because my phone is like fully charged and nothing

happened i guess you just couldn't hear me yeah it might be after after an amount of time it just

does that this guy just stops coming in that's fine all right let's try the drew drop in let's

see if they're still open i think they're closed already though hello do you want me to help you

yes i'd like to make an order for chicken tikka marsala uh can i say again i want to make an

order please yes okay chicken chicken tikka marsala the only chinese chicken salad uh-huh

yeah i'll have the chicken then chicken salad and then do you have it in the number system there

I know we've talked about this before, the numbers.

You have a menu.

Make sure your menu, then you can call order again.

I've got it here, the menu.

Don't start that with me.

You make sure you order.

Your call is almost wrong.

It's always wrong?

I cannot find this menu.

Charlie?

Charlie is not here tonight.

Where is he at?

He's busy outside.

He's outside?

Yes.

What's his cell phone?

I don't know his cell phone number.

He said you don't have his cell phone number?

Yeah.

Are you his wife?

No.

You just know him?

I don't know.

Who's calling?

This is Cross.

Cross.

You want to take your order?

But make sure you menu order the bigger menu number.

But we cannot find your order there.

Yeah, but you're married, right?

To Charlie or he's just a friend?

Charlie is not here.

Can you call back later?

Now it's very busy, okay?

Is Charlie your husband?

Yes.

Ah, stupid.

stupid we gotta let those people rest for a while charlie's outside did we ever figure out which one

uh the restaurant was for uh martin uh for ernie ernie ernie who says they do sex nice

no i could call around let's see hang on let's call some other ones first though okay and then

we'll go back to the hotel and pull their own here soon that's right we gotta do that still

Let's call a drag racer first that Bacon sent in.

Let's see what his deal is.

Is that a personal friend of his?

Who knows?

A drag queen?

Fuck your message, bitch.

All right, we got a gay-friendly bar here called Heimberger's Mary, we can call it a little bit.

We got the Palm Springs Gay Men's Resort Hotel also.

I'll call him in.

That shit is working tonight.

Yeah, he's probably there right now.

Man, I really wish I could remember who the fuck it was that we called

Maybe it was Jianzhu

Let's see if Jianzhu has an Ernie that works there

Let's call him

I think it might have been Jianzhu

I think so, right?

Yeah, I think I've heard of it

Yeah, I think that kind of sound, yeah

That might be it

Hi,

Hello?

Hi, is there Ernie working?

Huh?

Is Ernie working?

I think you got the wrong number.

There's no Ernie that works here?

Hello?

Who do you want to speak to?

Is there an Ernie that works here, damn it?

There's nobody's name right there.

Fuck.

Fuck you, too.

Okay, thank you.

Nice, sir.

All right.

Hey, sexy.

It's not that one.

Pass it to the manager.

Ernie's the manager.

Well, we know it wasn't him.

They like to fuck.

All right, I'm going to call the guy.

Ernie likes to masturbate.

Let's see if it was the Golden Sea.

Let's find out.

I have no idea who it was.

I know I've got a list of numbers that it was,

and everyone's saying that none of them are them.

I'd go for some ice cream.

That's for the manager.

The manager?

Is Ernie the manager working?

That's what I'm doing, Milkman.

This isn't a great show here, sir.

As always.

Oh?

Yeah, is there an Ernie there?

Golden Sea.

No, Ernie.

Where's your pants?

Pants?

Uh-huh, pants.

You know, Ernie was over there.

He had pants the other day.

What kind of pants?

Long pants.

Long ones.

They had a hole in the crotch, though, so you could touch the pee-pee.

You understand?

A hole?

Yeah, they had a young...

Young son?

Yeah, that one.

Remember?

I put a hole...

I need...

I put a hole in the pants for you to touch my private parts.

A hole in the pants?

Yeah, the hole in the front of the pants.

Right in the pants.

Yeah.

No more hole.

Home the pants.

When you go to the movie theater, you ever put your hand in the popcorn and someone

put a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box?

You know what I mean?

Home the pants?

Yeah, I put a hole in my pants on purpose so you can touch it.

Touch the pants.

You no touch?

You know what touch is?

The touch?

Yeah, touch me.

In the pants.

Yeah.

No, like, you know, pants that you put on your body.

Clothes.

Yeah, you know what clothes?

Pants.

You no more call?

Uh-huh, yeah.

I want to go down there and I'm going to take off my pants.

Yeah, I'm going to take off my pants.

Yeah, my pants.

My shoes and my pants.

No.

Yeah, do you have pants on or a skirt?

They're jeans.

Jeans, blue jeans.

Blue jeans, you know, jeans and zipper, buttons.

No, pants, god damn it.

What language, you speak Korean or what do you speak?

What language you speak, baby?

What language?

No, what do you know, Japan?

Japan? You know Japan?

What language do you speak?

Hello?

Yeah, how do you say pants?

What language does he speak?

You know pants? You know what pants are?

Jeans. Blue jeans.

Blue jeans.

No, no. My pants.

Yeah, my pants are over there still.

No, I don't know.

What about your pants?

Give me your pants.

Huh?

Give me your pants.

No, give me your pants.

Take off your pants right now.

What kind of pants?

The pants that you have.

What clothes do you have on, man?

Where are you from?

What language?

China?

Chinese?

What?

Where?

What language?

Fuck.

What language?

Fuck.

Okay.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

Hi.

Do you speak English or what?

What's the deal?

Yes.

Who is this?

What language is that that he's speaking?

Who is that?

No, this is Cross.

I was calling about the pants.

You know what pants are?

Oh, where?

On my body.

I take off my pants over there.

Yo, what pants?

Are you Chinese?

Korean?

Yeah, I was there and I took off my pants and I left them there.

Oh, you come over here.

You forgot something.

thing i took off my pants my clothes you forgot your pants your pants my pants you know what

pants are p-a-n-t-s p-a-n-t-s pants uh-huh okay okay you you leave it over here that one i took

them off okay let me see let me see just put this one more man okay i had cocky in them cock all

right hello yeah yes i'm not being here uh what about your pants my pants are you wearing pants

No, no, no. We don't need that.

What are you wearing then? Nothing? No pants?

Yeah, I use it. What? What are you talking about?

Your pants. Do you have anything covering your pants, your private parts?

There is a line you're talking to that one.

What language are you? Chinese or what language? Japanese?

Okay, I'm Korean.

Korean? Okay, good. Hang on. I'm going to look it up, okay?

Okay.

Okay. North Korea or South Korea?

Whatever.

Where are you from? Which one? It says here it's different.

You know Korea?

Uh-huh.

You know Korea?

I got a computer that tells me.

Pants.

So you really...

Huh?

I don't understand what you're talking about.

No, no, listen, listen.

당신 우리 바지를 배우세요.

당신이 what?

당신 우리 바지를 배우세요.

Are you American?

Yeah.

Yeah, what's mean is that there's a pants.

Take off your pants in Korean.

It says it's supposed to be...

Take off pants for what?

To give to me.

Give me your pants.

Hey, you go back to sleep, okay?

No, I'm going to sleep with you.

Okay.

Oh, shit.

Hey, you're going to use your hand, okay?

No, use my hand, your mouth.

Hey, shut up.

Your mouth.

Okay, then you want me to call the police or what?

No, no, please.

Please, I'm in love.

Yeah, but why are you talking to me like that?

I want you to take off your pants with me.

I'm going to kick your ass.

No, please be my friend.

Be my friend.

Why are you saying that crazy guys are my friend?

Just...

Maybe you got something wrong.

Maybe you call it out.

I just want love.

You want me to hold you?

I just want love.

Oh, shit.

Hey.

Boo-boo-hey.

Hang on, okay?

Boo-boo-hey-joo-say-yo.

Okay, he's gone.

My God, that's another classic right there.

Oh, that guy was on.

You had him on hook, line, and sinker.

I had to do the whole Yahoo Answers lookup.

Someone put in, how do you say take off your pants in Korean?

I use it because I use it.

If you ask me, someone went into Yahoo Answers and asked,

how do you say take off your pants in Korean?

If you ask me, I've got a feeling that someone who's planning on going to,

like one of those korean masseuse places and wanted to say that to the lady that's just my

this is my guess i could be wrong uh what was his name anyway fang fangweed

all right let's see if it was the house of brutus i think this is the house of brutus is the one

with the with ernie ernie come on we're searching for ernie we miss you we miss you we've got a

That guy was funny.

How's it going? How's the British? How may I help you?

Hey, big girl. Is Ernie working tonight?

Ernie is not.

He is?

Or I don't know.

Can you have him paged, please?

May I ask who is calling?

Yeah, this is Ernesto.

Hello.

Ernesto Gonzalez.

Hi, can I ask what this is regarding?

Yeah, this is regarding the equestrian event that's going to be held and we're supposed to be coming in.

Okay.

Okay. He's actually off tonight, but I'll go ahead and let him know that you called.

Okay. Well, will you write down a message?

Yes, I will.

Okay. Ask him how many horses that we can have there to be masturbated.

I'm sorry?

How many horses would fit there to be masturbated, and it's going to be on December the 12th.

That masturbating guy is calling again.

No, he's asking for Ernie, and he's saying his name is Ernesto Gonzalez,

And he's apparently having an event

And his question is

How many horses can fit in here

And be masturbated

Yeah I could hear all the lies

That she said over there

I don't appreciate that

I don't appreciate her making up stories over there

I was supposed to

Call him back Ernie

He left me a text to call back this number

Okay

I'm sorry Ernie's not here

Can you take a message

Yeah this is Ernesto Gonzalez

Gonzalez, I'm calling about the equestrian fair that's going to be held in about two weeks,

and we were hoping to come in for one of the night's dinners over there,

but, I mean, that's too much trouble, then we would like our deposit back.

You've already dropped off a deposit?

It was a private deposit between us and Ernie.

Between you and Ernie? We don't do private deposits?

Well, we did with him. I did with him.

It was an agreement between me and him.

Okay.

Maybe you don't know about it.

Okay. Well, I can probably help you take care of this one.

Ernesto Gonzalez.

Okay, how much did you drop off for your private deposit?

It was $87 per group of 10.

There's 30 people.

Whatever that total was, it was a money order, and it was given to Ernest.

It was given to Ernest?

About two weeks ago.

Or Ernie.

Ernie.

Ernie, Ernest.

He said to put it down as Ernest.

Okay, is it Ernest?

Are you second-guessing me?

Oh, no, oh, no.

I'm not second-guessing you, sir.

I apologize.

That's what I'm giving off.

Did you give it to Ernie Bahado, or did you give it to Ernie Demapias?

Ernie.

Demapias or Bahado?

I've got to look. Hang on.

Well, what did he apply?

M-O-J-A-D-O.

I haven't seen the gentleman yet. I'm calling from the States.

This is all sent via mail.

So you gave it to him while you were in the States?

Well, I sent it to him from the States.

We're going to be coming into the base in a little bit here.

It's going to be in two weeks.

It's the National Equestrian Fair.

Okay.

Equestrian Association.

And what was your, I'm sorry, it was a party, am I right?

It's an event, but we're coming in for dinner.

It was $87 per group of 10, and we're expecting 30 people,

or at least one at seating for 30 people.

Okay, 30 people.

I apologize.

That's fine, and five horses.

30 people and five horses.

Right, make sure you got that.

Okay, can I have a contact number?

That's, let's see here, 888-278-8509.

Are you familiar with Captain Daryl Sink?

Captain, no.

Oh, you're not.

Usually when we do the military orders, we do it through Captain Daryl Sink.

Captain who?

Captain Daryl Sink.

What's he do?

He works for the security for the military here.

Usually when we do parties, we usually do it through him.

Check with him.

And your name is Ernesto Gonzalez?

Right, I don't think we're going to want to go through Captain whoever,

because this is probably like a non-sanctioned event.

It's a non-sanctioned event for Equestrian Association.

Equestrian Association, National Equestrian.

On your five horses, do you know what type of horses and what size they are?

Arabian horses, four of them.

In the form of harassment, we have a caller ID.

We will be reporting you to the police department.

Who?

I was like, what are you doing?

She's tracing me.

She's got the caller ID milkman.

Not AT&T security, I believe.

leave right is that who's going to become guests i was now being traced by at&t security and call

tracing network you will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law tripped all of a sudden

milkman are you on silent again what happened oh man oh i'm laughing so hard national equestrian

association i like how she's there like the guy about matt the masturbator guy is calling back

She's straight out from the beginning.

She's trying to get you going, man.

She's like, what is she doing?

She's holding me on like the captain's there right now.

He's tracing me.

He's like, keep him on the line while I trace him.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

International AT&T security.

Right?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

She's like, what kind of horses are they?

Arabian horses, four of them.

What size?

Well, I haven't measured them.

They're flaccid or they're excited.

I'll tell her the fifth one is a Lippin's on her.

If you rub it, it gets bigger.

That's the first masturbation now.

Hey, you're famous.

I'm a person.

I want to hear that again, just to hear the first lady.

She's in the afternoon there right now.

The masturbating guy's calling her.

Yeah, she's already in the afternoon there right now.

Okay, cool.

All right.

They probably already had a talk with the captain.

They're like, yo.

Yeah.

Remember when I was talking about masturbating a horse?

Yeah.

When he calls back, you found it all you can.

Found out what kind of horses they are.

And then we got him.

Let's wake up the UK.

5.30.

What's going on?

What's going on there, buddy?

Good evening.

Who's that?

This is Cross.

I'm calling on behalf of the House of Windsor.

Hello?

No, I'll try again.

It's my fault.

Windsor residence.

This is Middleton.

Hello?

What happened with the phone?

Did you break it?

No, I cut it off.

Do you realize what time it is?

It is 12.30.

It says about half past five in the morning here.

But not here where I'm at.

It's a little earlier than that still.

What are you actually phoning for?

I'm calling on behalf of the House of Windsor.

They wanted me to relay your condolences

and that you've been invited for yourself and one guest over for the wedding.

And they're registered with ASDA.

They're not answering.

They're not replying to me.

She's not very wedding friendly, is she?

Yeah, picked up, hung right up.

Okay, continuing on, another Middleton.

Let's keep wicking them up.

Hotel Napoleon.

Oh, yeah, Hotel Napoleon.

I wish I knew her name, though, the chick that we were flirting with.

Oh, shit.

I was managing it with somebody else.

I forgot her.

Hello?

Middleton.

Yeah?

Yeah, hi.

Did you try out those crackers yet for the wedding invitations?

We were going to print them on crackers for you.

Pardon?

Crackers.

We were going to print those things on crackers for you for the wedding.

And I think you must have the wrong number.

No, this is Middleton.

Yeah?

This is the stupid Middleton.

and I'm going to go push around and push down the toilet, flush you in the toilet,

take a big shit in the toilet, make you eat the toilet,

water out of it after I take a shit.

You know the guy I'm talking about?

No.

That's you.

I'm going to get nasty fresh with you.

What's this all about?

This is about insults and dirty talk.

What are you talking about?

Have you ever been insulted by a handsome man like me before?

I remember...

Is this a prank call or something?

No, no, no, no.

I'm calling from the Handsome Boy Modeling School.

I was calling to see if you were interested in making a donation

to the Handsome Boy Modeling School.

Cool. You're a former member here.

This is a prank call.

What do you think, stupid?

I don't know. I'm not feeling the show anymore.

Handsome boy modeling school.

The horse and cow association.

Don't laugh at those pranks.

Yes, this is the handsome boy modeling school.

Oops.

I'm trying to remember.

I was hoping they would leave it off the hook for a few minutes.

Your call cannot be taken at the moment.

so please leave your

hello

yes hi

uh

this is the handsome boy

modeling school

is it not

no you got the wrong number

oh where's this

this is middleton

yeah

oh okay but

I got down here

that you're one of the

handsome boys

so if I maybe

you could get me

in touch with him

you're not handsome at all

you're an ugly fuck

no no

you got an ugly face

yeah what does your bed

smell like

does it smell like

poop and piss

why don't you stick

your face in the bed

and take a big sniff

tell me what it smells like

yeah I hung up

alright

I'm out of ideas for the night.

I'm just going to wake people up and insult them and probably end the show here pretty soon.

Hello, do you know?

Yes.

Yes, hello.

We need you to go take a snow sample outside before it melts, please.

Sure.

I'm calling from the United States Snow Administration.

We're trying to stop the snow that's been falling in the United Kingdom.

We need you to go outside and take a snow sample for us and put it in your refrigerator machine.

Crazy.

No, this is a requirement from the National Health Ministry, the Rural Health Ministry.

He says you need to go out and take an immediate sample of snow.

Do you know what time it is here?

I'm not sure.

I've just been making these calls for the last three hours, to be honest with you.

I'm calling from Chicago, Illinois.

Yeah, you woke me up twice in the middle of the night.

Can you go ahead and get the snow sample for me?

I definitely cannot.

No.

You stupid fucking shit.

I say you wake him up a second time.

A third time.

Yeah, that's a night.

Is he planning on coming to the wedding?

If not, we need to call him right back because he's in a circular dialing call.

Justin says I should pretend like I'm masturbating.

Hello?

Hello? Hello, sir?

Sir!

What did that sound like, Milkman?

Did it sound like an alarm?

Did it sound like a siren?

Yeah, it did.

You'll be coming to the wedding.

Is that one or two wankers?

I've got a Windsor here.

Let's call him.

Yes, hi.

This is the Snow Administration.

I need you to go outside and immediately get a sample of snow.

Piss off!

Fuck you.

Piss off!

What's poshing?

Very posh, dude.

I'm not poshing.

I'll try.

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

Well, they're pretty tough.

They're resistant that long.

Yeah, they're ringing, man.

Actually brave.

Piss off.

Horse, hello.

Yes?

Yes, I need you to go outside and get a sample of snow for me.

Go get stuffed.

Your mother.

You should have been so combative from the beginning.

I said go get stuffed.

Go get stuffed.

Please, mother.

Horse.

Horse, hello.

Yes, Mr. Horse.

Really, we would need you to cooperate with us.

It's crap, Mr. Horse, not a naff-off.

Mr. Horse is naff-off anyway.

Naff-off is new to me.

Naff-off.

All right, Milkman, no one likes that.

It's because your Milkman doesn't make cow noises all night.

People find it funny.

All right, let's see.

Last one we got.

That's okay.

I was trying to sound my alarm.

That's your mating call.

All right.

Excuse me, we got another one.

Let's do it.

Mr. Pony.

Welcome to BT Answer 157.

157-7575.

Nope.

Nope. Not what I'm looking for, Milkman.

Not good, Milkman. Not good at all.

What's wrong with my chat?

What's wrong with your chat?

One other number here to call. Let's do it.

Hotel Napoleon?

Oh, yeah, that too.

Milkman, you there?

I am.

hello, this is Mr. Horse.

I need you to go and take a sample of snow as quickly as possible.

We're trying to do some testing.

That's all we get from that one.

All right.

Hotel Napoleon it is.

Let me find it.

That's the thing.

While I look for that, I'll play that Zolar prank call that I was talking about.

Eh?

It's really funny.

Yeah, play the Ernie call.

The what?

The Ernie call?

Oh, yeah, that too.

I have to find it.

That's a lot of work, man.

I'm going to maybe do a lot of work for it, man.

What's wrong with you?

I should have had this ready.

Shit.

I meant to have it queued up.

Cack.

Please offer us a call back by Zolar.

Let's do it.

Oh, I'm getting a call.

Hold on.

This would be funny.

Hold on.

Hopefully it'll be funny.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

Who's calling?

Hi, how are you, sir?

Are you speaking with Mrs. Zolar?

Ms. Zolar?

That is.

I don't think that she's been getting harassing phone calls.

You can't consider one phone call harassing phone calls.

No, I hadn't spoken one word of obscenities,

but I am familiar with what it is she had said to me,

which was very vulgar, lewd, and crazy expletives and pejorative terms towards black people.

I was just asking her about her ad, and she said that she didn't like my voice,

I sounded like a whore, and I probably fucked n***a.

I said, I think you should send somebody in there to check on your child

instead of using pejorative terms towards black people,

because I am not a racist, sir, and she was using the word n***a over and over.

I'm from Uranus. It's a place in Philadelphia.

That's correct.

Just tell her not to be a f***er hater because we don't like prejudiced people and they f*** our people too.

That's right.

I mean, I have friends and I've also made love to a n***a.

Yeah, and you tell her to stop being such a harassing person because it's just not right.

She shouldn't use words like that.

I'm actually about to cry with the kind of, can I press charges on her for calling me?

I have a recording of what she said and it's in the records that she had called me.

i think that she's harassing me and i'm afraid for my life at this point well then sir then go

suck a fucking cock then i said then i wish you would just let me drop it then you have a nice

day piggy bye-bye zolar there with that one's called police officer call oh i've heard that

the ages that's a classic that's a classic that's new milkman that's brand new what are you talking

It's like a few weeks old.

That's a new one?

Oh, my God.

He's done that a bunch of times, though.

Yeah, he's done that before in the past.

Yeah, I know.

That was pretty good.

He's done calls like that in the past.

I thought that was one of the classics that he had done.

Oh, that's a new one.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, so that's...

I'm sorry.

Very good.

That's all right, Milkman.

Don't worry.

No need to apologize, buddy.

You know what time it is, Milkman.

It's time to call the party on.

And that's the last call of the night.

Hold off on your prank call numbers, Lonesome, and everybody else out there confirming or whatever you're doing.

We need about 10 minutes of the show, and I think with it, we'll call Hotel Napoleon and shoot it out of here.

Milkman, I see you're back in the chat room.

Am I?

Oh, okay.

I just got signed in, so I don't know.

Something happened before.

It just crashed and disappeared.

Rounding out the show here, it's been a pretty decent show.

I feel like I say so myself.

I told Hotel Napoleon.

I think the lady was in Reservations.

Yeah.

Definitely not the manager.

Yeah, yeah.

She wasn't a manager, but here we go.

Bonjour.

Is reservations there?

Reservations up to 9 o'clock, sir.

Of course.

9 o'clock.

Who is this?

It's the reception, sir.

You're the reception?

Yes.

Is this Bruno?

No, not yet, yeah.

You motherfucker.

Is this Bruno, you bastard, after what you did to me?

I don't want to do it, Milkman.

I don't want to go through an hour talking to those people again.

They know who I am.

Apparently, they're like, oh, no, it's this fucker again.

No, dude, they love you, man

Yeah, I'm sure they do

You're the little dictator

They just love hearing me

Alright, Milkman, it's been a good show

Take us out of here, you pillock

Well, I'd like to thank everybody

For tuning in once again

To the Insanity We Call

That's right, I'd like to thank

Our numbers hit man

The man of the hour, the man of the year

The man with all the answers for sure

Mr. Numbers Hit Man

And lots of blues.

All hail Hans Hill.

Hi, my brother.

Thank you so much.

So many of our friends have stopped by tonight.

It's 9.6 the mouth in the chat.

We have Maven, our sexy katana goddess.

We have Nunu, our troublemaker in Lee Wanker from Wankershaw, England.

Thank you so much.

Jelly Beans, our partner.

Also, RBCP, another prank called Grace.

All right, Brendan, Jill, Mikey129, MSCP Clay, and RBCP, just pissed.

Way to be a television now, corrupt, RST, I'm, or what the hell, I don't know,

what's the major, sucked my girl off.

And also, I'd like to thank all our friends over there in, no, no, no, okay, I guess they're not.

Anyway, I'd like to thank all our friends for listening tonight, especially you, our listeners.

That's right. Our friends, every week we provide the time.

We just ask that you stop by and listen and join in with us.

We drop the dime. You give us a dime, bring a friend.

Better yet, bring an enemy.

And we will show them how much fun you can have right here in the Madhouse every time, every week.

Right here, same bat channel, same bat time, same bat day.

But how can we do it on our fearless beard?

The air of my needle, leader of the militia.

I think Lonesome Loser, Brendan sent in numbers also, Ken, Urban Bacon, everyone who sent in numbers over the weekend and throughout the week.

Thank you, everybody.

Appreciate it.

I'm going to be playing those gin store calls I was mentioning, the Tourette's, the horse, and all that.

I think I found one, and I might have another one also.

I think he's going to play the Ernie call tonight before we go out.

I'll try.

I'll try to find it.

I've got to edit this.

That's what I've got to do.

Oh, we'll just roll it from the point, maybe, huh?

We can just replay the whole thing.

It was like a four-hour show, man.

Oh, well, I'm not just from the place where Ernie was in.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got you.

All right, folks.

Well, yeah, basically, that's it.

We're done here.

We'll be here next Thursday.

Thanks to everyone who tuned in and contributed.

Nunu, thanks for your help also.

The podcast will be updated this week.

We're done.

Our BCP's taking Milkman away.

Thank God.

Happy days are here again

Happy days are here

No more fucking Milkman

Happy days are here again

Alright, we'll catch you next week

Thanks everybody

Peace

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