Kiss My P*ssy

Stupid, shit, stupid.

Fuck, shit, fart, shit, stupid.

Pussy.

Horse.

All you white men ain't nothing but asshole fuckers and lickers and shit.

Don't call my house no more, because I hate you peckle-wood ass motherfuckers to me,

and you kiss my pussy.

All right, sounds like a plan.

All right, cool.

Motherfucker, who is this?

You are listening to the Madhouse Radio Podcast.

You motherfucking prick!

The radio is back.

It is Thursday for 10.24 p.m.

Right on time last week.

Right on schedule late this week.

Thank you to everyone who's tuning in.

We're going to have fun today.

Sounds to me like Milkman, his audio has failed again.

Milkman, are you there?

Can you talk?

Hermanito, can't play, can't play.

I was going to do a big nice ha, ha, ha sometimes, you know.

Milkman, you didn't clear the system out.

Yeah.

What's your ha?

Remember that ha I had you set up so you wouldn't laugh over pranks anymore?

Just go, ha.

Sound like an Indian going, how?

Ha.

Like an Apache saying, how?

How?

I don't ever hear that anymore.

When I was a young kid, you know, you watch Bugs Bunny and stuff,

and always, you know, the Indians always said how.

Well, the Native Americans always said how.

I don't think the kids growing up

know about that, right? That's not a common

thing. I don't think they know about it like they

used to. No. Only if you

watch J.A. Gansana, then you remember Mr. Howell.

Mr. Howell. No, I said Howell,

not Howell. Jeez.

Alright, folks, we're going to have fun tonight.

Excuse me. A lot of numbers coming in already

from Brendan. Some more

Bacon sent in some numbers. I think Ken

sent in a number a few. I think

J-Rad sent in a number, maybe. I don't know.

I saw some request of practices coming in.

Nunu will be sending in some stuff if he hasn't already.

Speaking of the U.K., which we'll be talking about here in just a moment,

Lonesome Losers should be joining us in about 30 minutes or so.

We're about 14 minutes away from an Orlando Magic game tip-off,

which I'll be watching in the background.

Magic taking on the Portland Trail Blazers.

First of a four-game road trip for the Magic.

We hope to stop, or rather we hope to snap a two-game losing streak skid

for the win over the Blazers.

We understand we pretty handled it two weeks ago, so hopefully we can do it.

But Ken wants us to call that sit-go, the lady who's expecting us to call every Thursday.

I don't know, man.

We might have to let that one sit for a while, but I'll try.

I'll try, fuck.

Asshole, bastard, fuck.

So, Milkman, what's going on, man?

How you been?

You got any Christmas plans coming up?

Hey, it's all right.

You going to be traveling Christmas time at all?

Yeah, it's a magical evening tonight in Disney World.

Yeah?

No, I'm in Disney World.

I'm where you are.

I'm eating apples.

It's a magical evening.

That's right.

Cold everywhere from what I understand.

The UK's frozen.

I'm cold in Orlando.

We're going to hit the low 30s, below freezing two nights in a row here this week.

And we're going to hit the 20s come Monday and Tuesday.

I understand Canada snowed in per kokanee.

He was checking and reporting that.

Is it cold over there in California yet?

Yeah.

Is it cold or is it not cold?

It's cold as shit here.

It's been raining for a week, bro.

Wow, that sucks.

Did you hear about the Panama Canal?

They finally closed it down for the third time in 70 or 80 years

because it's so much flooding.

Flooded? Really?

Yeah.

Isn't it supposed to flood as a canal?

I thought that was the whole point,

was to get water through it.

I guess if you have too much water,

then it's a problem because of all that locking.

Oh, you can't control it.

Yeah, that's cool.

I've seen time-lapse video of them moving those big boats.

It's pretty cool.

Pretty amazing stuff, man.

It's like a series of pools going up and up and up.

It's awesome.

I've got to go through the Panama Canal one day, man.

There you go.

Get one of those big cruise ships.

Yes, sir.

Well, I hope you're all doing well.

I hope you're all having a great week.

It's almost over.

Congratulations.

Mikey129 reporting the video stream is choppy.

Yeah, I still haven't rebooted this PC for like four weeks now.

The server that runs the video feed is probably what it is.

I didn't get around to rebooting it all week.

Ah, shit.

Don't worry about it.

The video is important.

Don't listen on the video feed, you fucks.

You gotta listen.

Listen on the shoutcast feed.

Cacti Radio.

The cactus.

Cactus, cactus, cactus.

I was looking today at a replacement for the pranking hat.

I saw a better version of it.

better than this one. This one's got stains on it.

It's got semen stains and a bunch of stuff

on it. I might be replacing

it. Didn't Chloe

take a use of it one night?

Yeah, she peed all over it.

Right.

JRAD's asking about Recluter. Some other people think

we're asking about Recluter. I haven't seen him online.

I see him rarely, but if I

keep watching out for him on Yahoo,

the next time I see him come up, I'm going to message him

and say, hey, son of a bitch,

you owe us an appearance, sir.

But no, he hasn't been on in a while.

He was down on Skid Row for a while, man.

Last time I heard, he was down on his luck, man.

He was down on Skid Row, man.

He was living in the back of a dumpster for a while.

I think he was just partying it up way too much.

He was roughing it out.

No, apparently he fixed himself up a little bit.

He's working for some big company now.

He's got a big deal going on.

But it would be good to have him come back, you know?

Talking about news.

He was rolling his own smokes out of tops.

Right, right.

I want to talk about news here.

Your milkman, Howard Stern, resigned today.

He resigned, from what I understood, a five-year deal.

A new five-year deal, supposedly for $400 million for five years.

The last five years, he did $100 million a year for five years.

So it was $500 million, and he took a slight pay cut, eh?

$400 million instead over the next five years this time around.

But he's back on Sirius for another five years.

A lot of speculation.

But I am kind of happy to know

I have an Android phone as you do you Milkman

And I've got the SiriusXM app

But he hasn't been allowed

To broadcast on the app itself

On phones on iPhone and Android

Which has been a pretty big detriment

You can get them online

But you can't get them unless you find a way around it

Like I did

On another phone of mine

But now he's going to be on the app

The Howard Stern channels 101 and 101

Are going to be on the app

And I think that's cool

That's going to be a great thing

There's a lot of talk.

Apparently what's going to happen pretty soon with Sirius is they're going to forego the satellite part of everything pretty soon.

They're just going to be operating through SIM cards on a cellular network.

So you'll be able to have to have that line of sight and the satellite link and all that to get to the satellite radio.

You can just basically, wherever you have cell phone coverage, you'll be able to get Sirius radio.

That's apparently the next plan here in the next two or three years for Sirius.

That's the route they're going to go.

which I think is fucking awesome.

And it looks like they're also committing themselves to starting access to internet radio on satellite radio,

which is going to put shows like us, I'm supposing we should be able to get on there if it's internet radio.

So that means that you'll be able to get Madhouse in your car much easier than you can now.

I get it on my car through my phone.

I've got the aux cable, and it goes to my radio, my car, my Honda.

And, you know, I play the Cacti radio stream or the Madhouse stream or my podcast on the iPod.

I play it in my car.

But it would be really cool for us people to be able to tune in and listen to us.

I think we might end up being early adopters of, you know, the golden age of Internet radio here.

So good on us.

Maybe we're pioneers, eh?

Yeah, man, I've connected to it and drove down the road.

But I kind of get in spots where, like, the 128 is too much.

It just starts, you know, buffering and clipping a lot.

So, you know, I don't know if it's something to look at in the future.

That's true.

We are on 128.

So, you know, I think with mobile, 128 is a lot for mobile, bro.

It is a bit too much for mobile still.

It's getting a little better, but it is a little bit too much still.

Yeah, it's starting to.

Yeah, we used to do...

We've got a lot of dynamics in our audio, so that's usually when you hit a loud spot.

And it's kind of like a...

Right, right, right.

Well, yeah, the mouth channel, the 98.6 stream, which has been gone for over a year now

because I was having trouble being able to pay it.

And it's getting a little expensive, and then we've gotten together with Cacti and PLA and RBCP and all that, and that's great.

It's a good thing, and we kind of work with each other, and we're using the Cacti radio stream.

I run the server, and we get to do our show on here, and I love it.

But I didn't think about that.

That's true, because before, we were on 64K in the old Mouthstream.

Right.

Yeah, that's a good point.

I had no problem then.

Yeah, yeah.

Well, on the 128, it gets kind of iffy at times, even on my connection here, because I'm on a Wi-Fi connection, but it's only topping out around 300, so, you know, 128, don't take too much to disrupt it.

I mean, not knocking the quality, I love the quality, but the point is, sometimes it can get kind of sketchy, you know, if you're in a not quite super broadband condition.

Yeah, well, I don't think it's, yeah, I mean, it might not be too much of a problem now,

but just amazing, I think, that we could even get it off the ground as it is.

Yeah, I know, but for the most part, we're really dealing, at least Madhouse,

it's mostly podcast subscribers.

I updated the podcast today with that most recent prank that Baz edited,

the one that we played last week from the week before, you know, the beep, beep one.

what's that noise

that hit that released this week

I'm editing a really good show right now

I'm taking my time with it because I was actually

trying to enjoy listening to it while I was editing it today

so I took my time

Kokanee is wrapping up

one episode I believe I talked about this already

but I haven't released them yet because

I've got two shows that I fully edited

already but they're not like

super good shows they're okay

but they're not like

Like, you know, so I'm on the fence if I even want to release them.

But I definitely want to release, you know, if I'm going to release a weak show, I want to release it, you know, with a strong show at the same time.

So it isn't weak sauce.

So once I get this nice show here that I'm finishing up, once I finish editing that, then we'll be okay.

Then I'll probably drop three at once.

That's what she said.

All right.

There you go.

Drop a copy, man.

That's right.

So one other news item I want to talk here before we start the prank calls.

apparently in the UK

we're going to incorporate this hopefully

it's a prank call

apparently they met today in parliament

over in the UK

lots of fans in the UK

they decided to raise the rate

threefold of tuition just about

it's fucking crazy

I can't imagine if they try to do that here

they keep raising the tuition at the university

I'm supposed to be going to

I refuse to go to the university anymore

more um it's just too fucking expensive man every year they the board of regents or whatever they're

fucking called meet up and they decide to raise it another 10 they did it again a few weeks ago

and i finally said that enough is enough i'll find somewhere else to go to school yeah but um

fucking uh three times yeah but in the uk they decided to raise it uh you know 300 to tuition

and the shit hit the fan and um a lot of riots apparently they burnt the statue or two broke

Broke, you know, broke some, you know what, they know how to ride in the UK.

They're pretty good over there.

And Prince Charles and his wife, Horseface Camilla, were coming out in their limousine at Rolls Royce.

They got attacked.

They bashed the back window, and they threw paint all over it, and they were all scared.

There's pictures online of them all scared.

Mikey went to Ed, how do you burn a statue?

I thought you couldn't, man, but I saw it on video.

It was crazy.

It was a statue of some English guy, and it was on fire.

And they don't burn it down, but it's on fire.

I guess they just threw gasoline on it or petrol.

And this guy was jerking off a statue of Winston Churchill.

I thought it was very disrespectful.

Awesome.

What is that, 528 ring size?

Something like that.

So, yeah, shit's in the fan.

People are getting angry.

So we're going to be incorporating that to some prank calls here, hopefully.

Tonight we'll be calling the UK.

I'm hoping to be able to reach some of those students in the areas that are affected.

Do they have dormitories?

Do they have dorms in the UK like we do here in the States?

Do they have college towns?

we'll have to see

are they on Chris's break there yet at this point

I don't know

but anyway speaking of that let's go ahead and play a prank call here real quick

since we talked about Howard Stern and we're talking about Prince Charles

this is one of my favorite prank calls

of all time Milkman

I'll turn the audio up over I'll put the microphone on the speaker

so you can hear it

it's when Prince Charles got a

Prince Charles got prank called

I don't know if you ever heard this

but everyone enjoy this

it's about 2 minutes long we'll be right back

we'll start off some warm up prank calls

and kick into high gear man house radio thank you hey let's listen to a howard stern fan make a

phony phone call to prince charles i'm going to stop you there i'm so sorry i can just squeeze in

one more caller um in london hello hello um my name is mr abui uh bob charles most honored to

you on the telephone and a very good afternoon afternoon and welcome to any answers thank you

what do you mean sorry sorry it's a very bad line uh the actual question i want is uh

do you think you'll ever get to be king of england absolutely all right well i believe

very strongly that the house of windsor and your throne and under endowed american gentlemen very

very soon that's my theory when you say very soon what do you mean well i say very soon and i speak

with some authority i am an earl and an obe that makes me an earlobe and speaking as the british

ambassador to howard stern i can announce that mr b governor of new york he'll become the king

of england next you say that i mean if you look well papa buoy makes me say papa buoy

I believe I'm Princess Diana Scrooge, and they do it with...

Rupert Taverner from just outside Aldershot, Hampshire.

Hello, Jonathan and your Royal Highness.

I'd just like to say that I thought that last call was an absolute disgrace.

Things do affect you.

Sort of, Christian. You know, it's very much...

You can't divide it with something of this nature.

People like that are.

My question is, why don't you stick your head up a dead man's...

You big-headed...

Um, let's go to Liverpool and Rita Bowen next.

Big-eared douchebag says what?

What?

Big-eared douchebag says what?

prank call wow it's like from like 1995 i want to say 94 it's got to be old um i'm sick of like 93

94 anyway hope you all enjoyed that thank you new music there we go

all right so be sure to send your prank call request here tonight if you're using msn

messenger users of msn messenger why am i talking so weird excuse me must be the gas

It is madhouseatlive.com.

If you're using AOL or Yahoo Instant Messenger, send me a message at madhouseradio.

Once again, the username madhouseradio on AOL and Yahoo Instant Messenger.

Or you can use the request a prank form.

Easy to use.

Self-explanatory.

Go to madhouselive.com.

Figure it out.

You can do it.

Milkman, what do you say there?

Am I still getting your audio?

Oh!

Good, good.

That was a way to go.

See, it was pretty good.

Stick your head up a bear's butt.

Stick your head up a bear's ass.

How disrespectful, really, to talk to royalty like that.

How could they?

How dare they?

Royal white guns.

Yeah, anyway.

All right.

Mr. NeNe's royalty, too.

First prank of the night, we're going to call a dew drop in per popular request here.

Magic game starting.

Hello.

Yes, I'd like to make an order, please.

Yes, go ahead.

I'd like, do you have the sweet and sour soup, or what kind exactly?

Hot and sour soup.

Hot and sour?

Hot and sour, yes.

Oh, so does it have chili peppers in it?

Yeah, a little bit, and the black pepper inside, so a little bit spicy.

Yeah?

But the soup is not sweet kind.

It's called a temperature hot and sour soup.

Okay, all right.

Do you have steamed dumplings?

Yes, steamed dumplings, yes.

Okay, with donkey sauce?

Don't you say it again?

Donkey sauce.

We don't have a donkey sauce.

They have horseradish sauce.

The horseradish sauce.

Sorry, you ordered this sauce wrong.

I ordered sausage the last time?

Did you have a menu for you?

You want to come to look at the menu?

Can you fax one to me?

Sorry, we don't have a fax machine here.

Do you have a website?

Like, you know, internet?

Do you have it there?

Look, man, you're Japanese.

What are they saying?

They said donkey sucks.

No.

They said we have to masturbate the donkey to make it stay.

All right, they just put me next to the speaker?

I think so, because I can still hear him.

All right, let's call the dad and see what he thinks about this.

See what he's doing.

Dad!

Christ, that's fucking loud.

Dad, are you there?

Hey, man, what's going on, buddy?

It's Carlito.

You're on the air.

Oh, Carlito.

Oh, fuck.

I'm on the air?

Why am I on the fucking air?

No, don't worry about that.

What are you doing?

I hear babies over there.

What are you doing?

Changing diapers?

No, I'm watching TV.

Oh, what's on TV? Are we watching the Magic Game?

No, I'm watching the Aryan Brotherhood.

How they're fucking, um, you know, they're killing people and shit over there.

So, I'm watching that shit.

Um, you know what? I have exams this week and next week.

Oh, yeah? That's cool.

So, what were you trying to say? You're busy watching TV and you can't talk to me then?

No.

Oh, you got exams. So, maybe you should be studying.

What's up, man?

What's up, Carlito?

Nothing.

Hey, so, um, you got, like, family that's, you know, like, first generation, right?

Like, from Poland and stuff, or no?

Yeah, yeah.

Do you have, like, family that was around during the Nazi stuff?

Yeah, I do.

Do you have any Nazis?

Do they have any Nazi stories?

Um, yeah, my grandmother was being shot at Nazis.

She got shot.

Um, she almost got raped by one, yeah.

Oh, wow.

That's crazy.

You didn't get away with it, though, right?

You sure?

Um, you know what?

He didn't really do anything, so she escaped with her life.

Oh, thank...

You know, it's so good.

Thank God, man.

Wow, that's crazy.

So, and...

So, did she leave after that?

Was it before the Russians came in that she left, or...?

Um, she left in, like, um, the 6th, so...

Ah, so she was communist for a while then, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, wow, that's a pretty shitty deal.

Cool, man.

You ever going to Poland?

You ever been there?

No, no, haven't.

All right, cool.

Don't watch the top, man.

No, I'm not.

Hey, you enjoying the damn weather over there?

It's fucking cold over here.

Milkman, it's cold where he is.

It's cold down here in Florida.

It's cold in the UK.

Is it cold in Chicago, Illinois, wherever you're at?

You know what?

It's snowing.

It's freaking 12 degrees outside.

outside freezing my fucking balls up every time i go on campus because it's freezing my fucking

balls oh man you gotta put on like two pairs of underwear and stuff yeah hey i might this is news

to everybody but i might be moving uh up north here in a few few months and stuff um is it hard

to drive in the snow like is it really that hard i've never i've only seen snow once in my life

before so i don't even know how to drive in it it's like it's solid water so yeah it's kind of

fucking difficult it gets slippery you know get you know have no tracks and then shit is it is

is it as hard as driving like when it's raining or is it worse um it's worse actually that sucks

You know what?

I would better it rain than it would fucking snow, to tell you that.

Well, but I heard the worst is when it rains and it freezes is the worst, though, right?

That's worse than snow.

Oh, that's the worst.

That's the freaking worst, when it rains and freezes.

Oh, my God.

Fuck that noise.

You get slippery as fuck.

But in the snow, you know, when there's no falls and stuff, if they don't sweep it, if they don't shovel the streets and stuff, you could get some major accidents and stuff.

Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do.

You know, you want to break, and you can't fucking break because it's sliding under snow.

know so what so what do you do like in the highway like how wouldn't don't people just die in the

highway then i don't understand how do you break when you're going 60 miles an hour there's a lot

of fucking people that shuffle the highway clear the highway so you know um even if you're on the

highway it gets cleared okay there's people on there that's clearing the highways because it's

so it's a really really big safety hazard and then my wife tells me that you got to get up early

every day to shovel your car out and shit like you gotta do really like could you just pay do

people usually like can use a snowblower for that or that doesn't work she said it doesn't work

unless it snows a lot you still gotta shovel it or something uh you gotta shovel it like you have

You have to shuffle your driveway and shit like that because then it freezes over and stuff.

And you're going to get more with the black guys and go over the driveway.

Black guys?

Black guys, yeah.

They move in and the property values just go down, down, down.

Hey, do you want to call a Chinese restaurant and ask for Charlie for me real quick?

Or are you busy?

Nah.

Is it a bad time?

Nah, I'm kind of busy, man.

and I'm kind of studying for tomorrow's exam.

Watching TV.

And I'm watching TV.

Yup.

That's very smart.

That's how you do it.

Uh-huh.

That's not good.

That's how you fucking do it.

I listen to techno and study.

It helps me out.

You know what?

I'm getting an A in political science anyway.

I'm American federal government,

so it doesn't really matter to me.

Right.

I know this shit anyway,

it so i'm just watching tv and studying you got a liberal professor in there teaching hate american

stuff or what kind of professor you got in that class is a liberal or conservative um she's

actually conservative female conservative the worst yeah i hear you man you know what her last

His name actually is Mixon.

You know, you spell it the same way as Nixon, but it's with an M.

Oh, that's cool.

Mixon.

I gotcha.

That's cool.

All right, man.

Yeah, but, you know, a Mixon teaching an American government class, how ironic is that, man?

Yeah, imagine that.

And she's a conservative.

She's a Republican.

All right, man.

Man, well, dude, well, good luck tomorrow.

Good luck with finals for the rest of the next five, six, seven days, whatever.

Enjoy your Christmas break, man.

Yeah, you too, man.

All right, stop watching TV.

Turn the TV off.

I want you to study, okay?

All right, see you, man.

All right, that's a dead everybody.

Just thought I'd figure I'd call him up, see what's going on.

Let's try to call Doudrop again.

He's so busy that he can't do prank calls.

Look at that.

Dwight Howard, two for two from the free throw line.

Good deal.

Hey, Matt, can I get your ball right now?

Yes, hi.

Something happened before?

We were talking about the menu.

Yes.

Yeah, you put me on hold for a while, so I figured I'd call back.

Okay, so what would you like to order?

The hot and sour soup. I'm wanting two of those large.

Large size?

Uh-huh.

And then will you include a menu in the bag so that I have that for future purposes?

Because I don't want there to be mistakes anymore or trouble.

No, what you say?

Because I call here a lot, and you always have a problem about the menu, the menu.

You people always have a problem with it.

So I'm trying to make sure we get off to the right foot from now on, you know?

Like I've gotten into arguments with Charlie and stuff, and I don't want to do that anymore.

I want us to be friends.

I just want to, you know, I come in like the customer and just order food, so.

We're sneaking with that button, isn't she?

That's, we can't talk to Charlie anymore.

This sucks.

Charlie!

Hello?

Hello.

Sitco.

Hello?

Yeah, is this Sitco?

No.

Who is this?

This is Jesse.

Yeah, but this is the Sitco gas station.

This is the Star gas station.

Oh, it used to be a Sitco though, right?

Yeah.

And you people got sold out?

Huh?

You people sold out or something, right?

No.

No?

No.

This is Jesse.

All right, good, buddy.

Did you get those papers yet ready that we were talking about before?

Which one paper?

About the cleanliness papers.

We're going to send you the final review.

Which one?

The problem with the cleaning over there.

You were supposed to send in those papers, sir.

The deadline is midnight tonight.

I don't know if you can fax them over or not, but...

I don't have a fax, buddy.

You might have to find one, sir.

Huh?

You have until midnight tonight.

We made an arrangement with you.

We send you the final notice and everything.

Pardon, pardon, what?

You guys failed the cleanliness test over there,

and you were supposed to send over an appeal by midnight tonight.

What happened?

You were supposed to send the appeal letter by midnight tonight.

It didn't come in today's mail, so you can still fax it over.

I'm here until midnight tonight.

I don't have a fax machine over here.

Well, maybe you can bring it down, you know, to the office.

I mean, I'm going to be here until about 11 if you can,

or, you know, a Kinko's, you know, that has a fax machine

that you can,

it's like they charge you

ten cents a page?

I don't have sex machine, buddy.

Well, then we're...

Who is this buddy?

Tell me your name.

This is Cross.

Buddy, I have a customer now.

I can hold.

No, I don't.

Well,

that's the guy we talked to

three weeks ago

about washing his hands.

He got upset.

You just come,

go and put the customer on,

you'll talk to him.

Ah, shit,

fucking magic,

fucking shit.

Way to throw the ball away,

fucking asshole.

Fucking Vince Carter,

fucking asshole.

Fucking, fucking,

fucking dickhead

three right in his face

son of a bitch

fucking fuck

I'm just trying to call

in the spirit of

what's his face

Charlie

fuck

alright

what what

sorry I'm paying attention

I'm paying attention

I'm distracted

why's that guy ever

paid for his

Pepsi bill yet

he's in arrears sir

we'll try to call him again

don't worry

got a shell gas station

let's give him a call

did you let the number

for Debra be locked with

uh did Kokini

send it to me

Last week he sent me.

He sent you the article, dude.

She has about like 200 moving violations.

I tried to stop her five years ago.

She wouldn't listen.

I know.

Fucking maniac.

Okay.

Hey, buddy.

How you doing?

You guys got the yellow jackets over there?

What's that?

The yellow jackets.

Do we have yellow jackets?

Yeah, there was yellow jackets over there.

I was just to come in and clear them out.

I got yellow hornets.

You got yellow hornets?

Are they inside or outside?

Oh, you mean like pests as in like yellow jackets?

The yellow hornets will do fine, yeah.

That's fine.

Is this a serious call right now?

No, yeah.

I was told to come down for the yellow jackets or the yellow hornets,

whatever it is that you guys call them.

I'm supposed to remove them from there.

Like exterminator style?

No, no, no.

They're supposed to be taken off the shelf.

Oh, okay.

Well, yeah, I got yellow hornets.

There's a couple of them.

What about up your gas?

What's it called?

Up your gas.

Do you have that one?

Nope.

Okay.

All right, so how many of the yellow jackets do you have right now?

Can you do a quick count?

And are they accessible to the public, or are they behind the counter?

I got one, two, three, four, five of them.

And they're, like, yeah, they're up front by the cash register.

All right.

Can we go ahead and just bring them back behind the register or maybe under the drawer?

Sure.

Okay.

They've been released.

You're not supposed to for the time being.

There was a recall.

And also, do you have any K2 there?

No, we don't.

All right.

Do you have any ashy?

No.

Let me see what else is on this list here.

Do you have any Entertainment 5?

No.

Do you have any Emergency Fund?

No.

Do you have any Wash Oil?

No.

Do you have any Tire Sun?

Nope, I've never heard of any of this stuff.

It's a whole list.

It's by this company, Valente and Associates, and there's a whole bunch of them.

You just have the Yellow Hornets right now.

Yeah, that's it, man.

Do you have HBSC-12?

No.

Horny Goat Weed?

Not that I see, man.

Is there another time, like a better time to call back?

I'm getting like a crazy line to the end of my door right now.

No, we're supposed to call all the Shells in the Colorado area, the state of Colorado, in the four states corner.

Any VoiceStream?

No, man.

Any Net10 phones?

No, nope, none of this stuff.

Okay, let's see here.

All right.

Do you have any McDonald's prepaid cards?

McDonald's prepaid cards?

Yeah, those that were recalled.

This is killing me right now, bro.

I'm all by myself.

No, there's five less on the list.

Uh, no, no McDonald's prepaid cards

Uh, potted meat food product

Who?

Potted meat food product

No

Okay, any Jiffy peanut butter?

Uh, I'm not sure, man, I'll have to go check for it

No, we just need a count, no, the agreement with Valencia & Associates dropped

We're not supposed to sell any of their items that have been completely contaminated

It was five pallets that got contaminated

Okay, well, I'm gonna have to check about the Jiffy, man

I got a line out of the door right now, and no one else is in the store except me

Okay, and there's three other items.

Maybe you can just write them down to me.

I think I can call you back when you get a chance.

What's that?

There's three more items to write down.

If you can just write them down, and when I get a chance, I'll call you back.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Okay.

What are they?

Arizona Iced Tea.

Uh-huh.

Okay.

We're supposed to pull all our Arizona Iced Tea?

Yes.

Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

And what else?

French's Mustard.

Who am I talking to?

This is Valente.

From where?

Cross and Associates.

Spell that.

C-R-O-S-S and Associates.

How long do you think it'll be, like, 15 minutes?

I just need a count.

You don't even have to pull them down now.

Just give me a count.

You have a lot of Arizona.

Man, honest to God, I am serious.

Yeah, I've got a ton of Arizona ISP, and I'm as busy as I can be right now.

Well, even if you just do a quick count.

Well, I'll call you, you know, what do you think?

Maybe another 30 minutes or something?

I need at least 30 minutes, at least.

That's fine.

What was your name?

Marcus.

All right, Marcus.

All right, thanks a lot, man.

All right, buddy, I'll call you back.

See you later.

All right, yep.

All right, cool.

Cool, we'll call them back, make sure they get all that Arizona iced tea.

I'm going to forget half the shit they were supposed to have pulled down.

So, guys, try to remind me.

Anyway, that was a start to something.

Hopefully that's good.

30 minutes.

30 minutes out.

Remind me.

I'll get the instant replay, man, and I'll have to, like, pop him down there.

Lonesome Loser checking in.

We got the Loser.

All right, man.

That number's for the North King Motel.

Let's give them a call.

Marcus is pretty anxious to help.

Yep.

Nice guy.

I think he's up to work on my thing.

He doesn't...

It's not that he questions pulling all the Arizona iced tea.

It's just he doesn't want to pull all the...

He's like, oh, man, it's going to be hard to do.

Yeah, Dwight Howard dunked it in.

Like a fucking gorilla.

Atta boy.

Hey, big girl, how you doing?

Listen, do you have any Coke or Pepsi vending machines there?

What room you are?

No, I'm not in a room.

I'm calling from PepsiCo Coca-Cola Company.

I was wondering if you had any vending machines there.

But you don't need a room, right?

No, I do need a room.

Oh.

But do you have an ice machine there?

Yeah.

I need you to turn off the ice machine, please.

I don't have an ice machine.

No, you just said you do have an ice machine.

What room you are?

I'm not. I'm going to be staying there soon, but before I do, I want to make sure there's an ice machine there.

No, we don't have an ice machine.

So what happens if I need ice? How do I get ice? I'm diabetic. I need ice.

No, I don't have ice, too.

You don't have ice?

No.

You're supposed to have ice.

It's a law.

No.

You have refrigerator?

We have refrigerator in the room.

No, I want to...

Do you have the big one for you people?

No.

So the rooms have a refrigerator?

Yeah.

How big is the refrigerator?

Small.

Do you have extra refrigerator?

No.

Well, are all the rooms taken up?

What do you say?

Are all the rooms taken up?

Like, is there more than one room available?

Just hold on.

You talk to someone.

Just hold on.

Shit!

Spaces are available.

She hung up.

This is shit.

Man, I love fucking apples.

The fucking apples.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

Who's this?

Hello.

Yes?

Yeah, I was going to stay there, but she's saying that you're not going to provide me with ice or a refrigerator.

Sir, we don't have.

We do have ice cubes in our refrigerator.

Oh, but she said there's no ice there.

At where?

In your stupid hotel.

Hello?

In which room you are staying?

Not yet.

I was going to come down.

I'm on the road.

I'm going to make a reservation.

We don't have ice bag, but we do have ice cubes, ice plate, ice cube plates in the refrigerator.

Okay.

Can I, that refrigerator, can it go in the bathroom?

Yeah, if you want to rent a room, then you can go.

No, but.

Otherwise, we don't have a public bathroom.

No, I know, but when I rent the room, I can, the refrigerator, I can move it to the bathroom, right?

Yeah.

Will you people help?

Do you have a man there that will help me move the refrigerator, or do I have to do it by myself?

You want the ice, right?

Yeah, but I need to put it in the bathroom, the refrigerator.

Can I ask you why?

For the water.

The water needs to get inside the refrigerator for the, of course, the ice.

Yeah, but there is already ice cubes.

Why do you need to move the refrigerator and all?

I need to make like a whole bag of ice.

I'm sorry.

Then I think you have to look another motor home.

No, but okay, so let's say I don't need to make that much ice, okay?

Just take it easy.

But the refrigerator comes for free with the room, right?

Yeah.

And I can move the refrigerator if I need to to make space?

Yeah.

Okay, so now do you have just shower or does it have a tub that you can sit down in?

We do shower and tub.

Okay, so I'm going to put the refrigerator in the tub with the shower on.

You cannot do that, sir, please.

But, I mean, you won't know if I do it or not, right?

It won't be a big deal?

No, you cannot do that.

Please?

No, sorry, sir, please.

They checked in a Scottish and they do have an ice bag, a whole bag of ice.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, I don't need the ice anymore.

I just want to put the refrigerator in the bathroom, in the toilet.

No, sir, we don't allow it.

Please, I'm so sorry.

Okay.

I think this is a normal question.

Let's call her back.

Sex in the shower.

Hello.

Yes.

Can you ask her, can I move the toilet into the refrigerator then?

I don't understand.

No, put her back on because you don't speak English.

I don't mean to be rude, but, you know, I don't want to confuse you.

You're different.

Can you put her back on, please?

Maybe?

Shut the toilet.

I'll put the toilet in the fridge and flush it.

Milkman, you asked for the toilet.

Milkman, ask about flushing.

Ask about flushing the toilet, all right?

It'd be weird.

I get paid at midnight.

Just wanted to let you know that.

Yeah, they're on guard.

Let's hold off on that, Big Milkman.

Big Milk.

milk milkman going to be flying on uh january in january going to be visiting the in-laws up north

and um do you think i should go through the backscatter x-ray if they want me to

and you know do you think that's legit about the danger of the x-ray radiation

like is that for real or should i have them just grope me do you know it's seriously

it is seriously high levels we have what is called industrial radiography and there's like

like some serious regulations that have to be met

just for you to even be around that equipment.

And they're not using any of that kind of safety protocols at all in that airport.

If people operate them machines,

if they keep operating them machines for like a year or two,

they're going to end up with cancer.

Good. Well, maybe they'll learn their lesson.

And I don't know how it is in the rest of the country,

but whenever I fly out of Orlando,

those TSA people are like the ghettoist fucking rickens and blacks

and fucking just dumb people.

Dude, they hire idiots

because they're going to be thankful to have a job

and they'll do anything you're told.

They're fucking retarded, man.

They're like, every time I go,

and it's like,

take your laptops out of the bag,

put it in the bin.

It's like, shut the fuck up, man.

It's like 6 o'clock in the morning.

I don't need to hear that fucking shit.

But you can't say anything, apparently,

or they'll fucking sit you down.

It's an $11,000 fine

Jesus, it's all touching the penis and stuff.

Now they're just fucking weird.

Now they're just like, yeah, you fucking fuck around, we'll look at you naked and touch your cock.

Jesus Christ.

I don't know who I'm calling now.

Who am I calling?

Saloon.

I don't think if I was you, I'd just get on Amtrak or Greyhound.

Hey, big girl, how you doing?

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah, how many teeth you got down there?

How many what?

How many teeth you got in your mouth, you old bitch?

Who is this?

I'm an angry customer.

I want to speak to the manager right now so I can insult him.

Who the hell is this?

This is the manager of the other place.

Oh, my God.

Don't tell my mom I'm calling.

I'm sorry, okay?

Please?

Who is this?

Don't tell my mom, please.

I'm sorry.

I don't know what the fuck that was about.

I'm fucking kidding.

It was going nowhere fast.

I forgot.

I'm not supposed to just yell at them or shit.

Whatever.

Just call her mommy right now.

It's too fucking loud.

Mommy!

If I've told you people many times already, stop sending me bars.

Because we've got too much background noise, people, and they can't hear us, so we can't play a game with them, and it's not funny.

They never hardly work out unless they're very quiet.

So please respect our request, and we'll provide you with excellent calls.

That is not a good call.

Look, well, you don't have to be a jerk about it.

I mean, raise your voice.

Well, look.

Hey, look, I'm not going to take any more lips from these punks.

I don't know who the hell they think they are.

It must be a needed call.

That was a lonesome number.

All right, Milkman, toilets.

See if they pick up this time.

And you'll horse at them every once in a while.

They're hanging right up.

What a bunch of assholes.

It's because they don't have the color ID going out.

I'm going to fix that at midnight.

My paycheck hits at midnight.

I'll take a break at midnight, I think, and see if I can order it.

They're not happy with the toilet in the bathtub.

I guess not.

I think they were thinking maybe you got an RV or something.

Right.

That was hilarious

I used to have a 24 foot champion

And it had a shitter

And the whole shitter

Was set inside of a basin

And you could take a shower

And sit on the shitter at the same time

That is nasty

What?

Yeah man, the old RV

Conserved space

You close the shitter up

And you could take a shower in there

Or you could sit down and take a shit and shower

At the same time

Oh, yeah, I know someone that had a boat that was on once, and they had that set up.

Like, you go in, and it had, like, a shower head over the toilet.

Yeah, I remember, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, back in my younger days, I had a 24-foot fucking RV, man.

I'd cruise around the parks, fucking, you know, we'd pick up those fucking wild corn-fed bitches,

and we'd pick them out of the country and fucking whip out some beer, man.

It was just fucking wild and crazy, baby.

All right.

Cool, picking up women

That was almost as cool

As the panty dropper

The panty dropper

Typically I call you

I love that call

I gotta find it

Why do you guys love that prank so much

It was not that good

It was the whole premise

It didn't go far

It was just funny that you just whipped it out of your brain

Like that all of a sudden

That's what made it so creative

There really was a guy when I grew up

In high school

Hello?

Yes?

Yeah, listen, I don't appreciate that there was a man down there,

and they were saying nasty stuff,

and they had nasty words written on their vehicle.

And I want to get this reported.

What? What did you say?

There was a man down there,

and he was saying nasty stuff,

and I want it reported.

I want it written down over there.

This is Chinese ritual.

Yeah, this is...

What do you mean?

Maywa?

Ha-ha.

Yeah, this is cross.

I'm not English.

I'm not very good.

I'm not understand what you say too much.

This man said bad word, nasty things over there when I was there.

Your ears aren't very good?

Oh, yeah?

Is there another person I can talk to?

Stupid.

Stupid, shit, stupid.

Fuck, shit, fart, shit, stupid.

Fuck you, man.

What you say, man?

You come here, man.

You on fire?

You want me to kill you?

Bitch. Stupid.

Fuck you, stupid shit.

You son of a bitch.

Fuck you, man.

Your mother bitch.

Fuck your mother, man.

Shit your mother on your mother's shit.

Fuck you, man.

Fuck shit.

You ever said that, didn't you?

I figured I'd find a way.

My English is too good.

I start saying shit, fuck shit.

That's it.

That's the old classic Charlie maneuver there from the Dew Drop Inn.

When he hears stupid and shit, he gets really mad.

He's like, let's try it with this guy.

Shit, fuck, shit, fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, you.

Send him to the bitch.

All right, Milkman, you try.

I'm trying to make an order and just say fuck shit.

Ready?

All right.

What is it?

Is it a restaurant?

Yeah, it's a restaurant.

Chinese restaurant.

That's all you need to know.

Answers.

Oh, man.

All right.

I'm going to try them later.

All right.

Well, excuse me for eating over here.

I'm hungry.

My sugar's low.

I'm going to have to eat.

You know how it is, Milkman.

At the end.

All right, we'll call him later.

I was going to call, let's call that shell station again.

Not the shell, the other.

There we go.

Milkman, you there?

Oh, shit.

Not that one.

All right, hang on.

Oh, shit.

Jack, what else was on there?

Little Debbie's.

Uh-huh.

Debbie's number?

We've got to find him, man.

I don't know where it is.

I sent it to you last week.

I'll find him.

Bacon, I'm eating apples.

I'll stop.

All right.

Before people start complaining.

I'll throw them far away so I don't stop eating.

Stop eating.

Shit, they fell behind the fucking TV.

Magic are winning by 11.

Good deal.

Hello?

Gas station.

No, no answer there.

Oh, well.

All right.

Let's go back to that hotel then.

They're not going to answer.

Why even bother?

What I meant to call was this Bob's Drive-In.

Same area code, and I confused the two.

We also got a number for someone who's Bulgarian, who looks good with a nice ass.

Great.

And I got to get to those Request a Prank submissions here also.

Don't forget that.

Our users are using the form.

They must be pleased.

Awesome.

I think I got a broken wisdom tooth.

Oh, shit.

Thank you for calling.

How can I help you?

Hello.

Listen, there was a man down there, and he had disgusting things going on.

I want this reported.

Okay.

What's your function there?

Huh?

What's your function there?

Oh, my address?

No, your function.

My function?

Do you want to talk to him?

Yeah.

Okay, hold on.

I'm due.

Milkman.

She heard me.

It's because she heard me.

Oops.

Dude, get out your noisemaker, man.

I think it's in a box on there.

What was that noise?

That's the name of the prank, though.

How appropriate.

Jesus Christ.

Is that what it sounded like?

He's just trailing by six now.

They're catching up.

A Chinese guy that kept saying fuck.

Won't answer anymore.

Geez.

I was supposed to have fun here when people don't answer the phone.

When we call them, they say fuck.

All right.

Browsing numbers here that have come in.

We got a few gay-friendly bars.

Nice, nice.

Placenta Processing Workshop.

I'm organizing an informal workshop for students to learn how to process a real-life human placenta into pills and tincture.

Instructors to professional birth and consult it with 10-plus years' experience.

Well, that sounds nasty.

All right, let's call them.

Donkey Sauce.

I'm Brawling Joe on the show.

This is Madhouse Radio for December the 9th.

We'll be gone 11.30 here pretty soon.

Did I mention an announcement about Andy in on the air?

Did I just tell you, Milkman?

I don't remember.

I didn't say.

Yeah,

thought

you were driving

a truck again

oh yeah

leave a message

and I'll call you back

fuck you

uh Milkman

I know you're excited

about this news

I told you before

the show started

and he's going to be joining us here the first two weeks of february he's going to be in studio

he's going to be visiting uh orlando he's going to be stopping in yeah i know he's your favorite

milkman you and him have a bad history together you guys hate each other just about oh yeah

well that's great news man yeah don't sound so uh so enthusiastic about that milkman

you're gonna quit again like you did last time i'm all wound up man i feel like i got

I got a shit

last time you two

got into a horrible

fight off air

and then you ended up

quitting the show

until they moved away

like three months later

dude I don't know

what the hell

your problem is man

do you really have

to have him on here

and lower our ratings

like that across

the network

of course man

you brought a lot

to the show

yeah I know

brought a lot of

down bad ratings

what are you talking about

yeah

down bad ratings

alright

dude you start babbling

like a fool

like that

then the show

would stop

And then the whole damn thing would go down.

People would start tearing out.

You know, bikini days, right?

Milkman, you drool.

Thank you for calling Pinkfresh on this, Karina.

How can I help you?

Yeah, listen, I saw two people kissing over there.

I don't appreciate that.

I saw two people kissing over there.

I don't appreciate that.

Can you turn the music down?

I understand that you have the radio there that you can use,

but I'd prefer if you turn the radio down when you're talking to me.

We don't have a radio here.

I heard music.

I know.

We're having a show.

Oh, what kind of show?

With the men kissing?

kissing no men kissing a spell of the ball or the women kissing no women kissing well there's

nothing wrong with that huh there's nothing wrong with women kissing right you know that's a good

thing right yeah i'm watching you right now my wife no my wife was wondering if you you know

my wife cindy she wants you to she thinks you're hot let's uh fucking do it in front of the dog

in front of the kids let's get you know fucking just go wild do some coke do some drugs drugs in

the bathroom huh drugs in the bathroom who's in the bathroom drugs drug we can do drugs in the

bathroom i don't do drugs oh i just you know soft drugs who is this this is cross cross this is

cross yeah can you pass you through to the stage please to who the stage dave the stage yeah to

dave yeah in the bar uh-huh we're down here you've been an anti-kissing then who says

you probably would yeah three michael petrus fucking gorilla fucking monkey man it's awesome

I got banned from the Orlando Magic chat room because I was calling the Boston Celtics a bunch of monkeys and they said enough was enough, finally.

I was signed in as madhouselive.com.

I don't know if anybody ever checked the site out.

I was making racial comments about the Boston Celtics.

I don't know about that.

Why not?

I'm just going to do this curse with the bartender and just say fuck, fuck, shit to him.

Let's see if he reacts like the Chinese guy did.

Probably not.

I want to hear that again now.

Fuck, fuck, shit.

What is the name?

What is the name, Rufus?

Uh, listen, guys, uh...

Hello?

Yeah, listen.

Hey.

Hello?

Are you listening?

Yeah.

Yeah, fuck.

Fuck?

Fuck, yeah, fuck.

Fuck, shit, fuck.

Fuck.

You fuck.

Okay.

All right.

Tell me about your hair.

What?

Tell me about your hair.

Tell me about my hair?

Yeah, your hair.

Who is?

Barely hear you.

Is it long?

You got long hair?

Can you pass you through to the stage, please?

What?

Pass you through to the stage, you fuck.

All right, I'm gonna go now.

Thank you, Milkman, for chiming in.

You should have joined the prank.

Why don't you ever join the pranks anymore, Milkman?

It used to be so fun and nice.

I guess we'll call the UK a little later in the show.

Let's call a sushi restaurant here.

Milkman, you're Japanese.

Now you can talk to them.

Translate for us.

Yeah, I called them to do it for you, Blake.

I didn't have to fucking hear you.

Is Coke any online yet?

Yeah.

Huh?

We got a bacon reminding us.

We can help you?

Yeah, hi, listen.

Hello?

Yeah, listen, I got to make a complaint.

Appointment?

No, a complaint.

plane i want to talk to the asian guy over there okay one second all right which one the younger

one or the one with long hair the owner guy the long hair or short hair i don't know is there a

difference which one speaks the least english uh hold on one second that guy you want to talk to

the chef right yeah that guy yeah the guy that barely speaks english that jerk okay hold on all

right thanks hello hello yes yeah listen what's going on over there with your problems last

Last problem.

Fuck.

Stupid.

What?

Stupid fuck shit.

What are you talking about?

You stupid shit.

Fuck shit, you stupid fuck.

What?

Fucking stupid.

What are you talking about?

You stupid.

Oh, my God.

Uh-huh.

God damn it.

I just want to say.

Who in the hell called it?

He had pretty good English, actually.

Yeah.

I can't believe he got transferred to the fucking cooking staff for once after asking

for so many years.

There you go.

Now, look.

Dude, tokeny is down like 250 moving violations, dude.

All right, I'm calling.

In like three years.

I got you.

I catch your drift.

Wish I had that posted.

What's the name of the guy who used to do that show?

The number you are calling has privacy manager, a caller ID service, and your number is not identified.

At the tone, say your name or the company you represent, and your call will be completed.

Yeah, this is Cross.

Please hold while your call is completed.

I got to get that block.

Yeah, she got war dialing on you now, boy.

Still trying.

Shit, man.

Magic up by eight.

Still trying.

Wake up, you old bitch.

Hello?

Yeah, Debra?

Yeah.

What's up with them niggas?

What niggas?

He stole my bananas.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah, there's some black guy.

I'm not even going to say the N-word, but there's some black people over there, and

they stole my bananas.

Fuck, shit, horse.

Oh.

Horse.

Well, you know why he stole your bananas?

Horse.

He heard you was sucking his monkey's dick, you poor-ass piece of white, trash-ass filth.

Don't you call my house no more.

I haven't found out who you are.

I'm going to blow your ass away from you.

You go suck your mama's cock, you nasty fucking ass.

Freaking all you white men ain't nothing but asshole fuckers and lickers and shit.

Don't call my house no more because I hate you peck-a-wood-ass motherfuckers to me,

and you kiss my pussy.

All right, sounds like a plan.

All right, cool.

Wow.

So I was up for a call, kid.

Holy shit.

Well, Debra's back.

That's for sure.

Jesus Christ.

Now you see why we love Debs.

Wow, man.

See why we love our Debs.

And instant replay.

Instant replay.

Quick, quick.

I'm trying.

I was in the wrong one.

Fuck.

It's not coming up.

God damn it.

Oh, shit.

I got to get that one there, man.

Dude, did you hear that?

She went.

It didn't come up.

Fuck.

Ah, that sucks.

I got a plan, though.

What I'll do is when we take a break here,

what I'll do is I'll cut the recording

and I'll start a second file.

And when we come back, I'll find it.

It'll be right at the end of it.

You know what I mean?

We'll take a break.

We'll take a break now.

Wow.

Jesus Christ.

Kiss my black pussy.

Kiss my pussy.

Wow.

She went off like I was going off on the Asian guy before.

She went off on me like that.

Just like, fuck, fuck.

My dude, she was into it.

you white motherfuckers we got to record that we got to play that just you know on the soundboard

or something i ever find out who you are i'm gonna blow you up that's what she said before too

yeah and you know she recognized me you know she's like oh fuck this guy yeah this fucking guy

he hasn't called me in three years this fucking asshole got my number again

yeah but he he was on to the to the the person that originally gave you her number he she was

on to it because the last time that he called she's like you told that fat fucking hoe that

I gave you those numbers.

He's a fucking bitch, you know.

You know what I'm talking about.

I gave you that number originally.

Oh, my God.

Wow, dude.

That's something.

Okay.

I think we're going to take our break now.

No, that's over.

So I can pause that recording over there in the server computer.

And I want to play that back when we get back.

Yeah, absolutely.

That was classic material.

All right.

We got more numbers to get to when we get back.

This is Madhouse Radio for the 9th of December.

uh we got a strip club in atlanta here to call we've got a baskin robbins on deck also we've

got a polish restaurant we're talking about polish uh history with the dead and his family

was a his grandmother was almost raped by a nazi wow and uh we got some more uh places here sent

in from request a prank we'll get to those i'm sure we got a lot more to do here right yeah

that's true mike you want to know i'm not lying i should take offense to that we got a lot going

going on that was very racist very very racist oh i mean i said the n-word though you know

whatever it's cool i said that you know i'm puerto rican i could say

you didn't mean to say that because you know black people i mean at least you know at least

you recorded on that one yeah you know i'm a little repeating the quality to it all right

all right everybody we're back in about uh five minutes don't go anywhere madhouse radio thank

you that when you die they put your gps in your box and a trap door at the bottom when you die

You open up trapdoor at the bottom

Check the GPS

And you go straight down

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You are bigger than a woman

Better than a woman

We'll always be behind you

Do not let a woman

We'll always be behind you

Ever

Make you who you are

House Radio second half of the show is starting up

Thank you everyone who's still tuned in

Fun tonight I suppose

Nike 129

Do you think there's too many

Is there too much Gorillaz music on the show?

This is the first Gorillaz song I've played in a while I think

I know I might be wrong

I haven't played an MF Doom all night.

I should play their newest album, because it came out, and I never played any.

I don't think I've ever played any of that new album that came out earlier this year.

That was a good album.

I forget what it's called.

Plastic Beach.

No, I have played Plastic Beach here and there.

I might let out some gorillas tonight.

I've got nothing else to do.

All right, Milkman, I got that isolated just about here.

I should be able to get it pretty quickly.

All right, cool.

Send it to me after you get it, man.

Oh, yeah, dude.

Dude, are you an Able Archer still?

You know what I'm talking about?

The secret feed, you know, the VIP feed?

Do you still have access to that?

Because that's where I put it.

I could put it there right now.

As a matter of fact, I'll do it right now so you guys have it already.

But okay.

Hey, let's play this.

Milkman, you want to hear it again?

I'll pause you over.

Yeah.

All right, you guys want to hear this?

Hey, are you listening?

Here we go, I got it. You ready?

Alright, folks, here we go.

Replay of that last call we just did that people like so much.

Yeah.

What's up with them niggas?

What niggas?

He stole my bananas.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, there's some black guy.

I'm not going to say the N-word, but there's some black people over there and they stole my bananas.

Fuck, shit, horse.

Huh?

Horse.

Well, you know why he stole your bananas?

Horse.

He heard you was sucking his monkey's dick, you poor-ass piece of white, trash-ass filth.

don't you call my house no more i haven't found out who you are i'm gonna blow your ass away from

me you go suck your mama's cock you nasty fucking ass freaking all you white men ain't nothing but

asshole fuckers and lickers and shit don't call my house no more because i hate you peckerwood

ass motherfuckers me and you kiss my pussy all right sounds like a plan all right cool

pecker at peckerwood that's a that's a black lady thing to say right i never heard anybody

but I say Peckwood

except for black ladies.

I love saying Peckwood.

Asshole fuckers

and lickers.

Yeah,

she called me

an asshole cracker

or asshole,

what did she say?

I don't know.

She said cracker

and nigger.

Hit it again.

Rewind it.

All right,

hang on,

hang on.

We'll do it one more time.

One more time.

Who's a nigger?

He stole my bananas.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah,

it was some black guy.

I'm not going to say

the N-word,

but some black people

over there

and they stole my bananas.

Fuck shit,

horse uh horse well you know why he stole your banana horse he heard you was sucking his monkey's

dick you poor ass piece of white trash ass phil don't you call my house no more i haven't found

out who you are i'm gonna blow your ass away from me you go suck your mama's cock you nasty

fucking ass freaking all you white men ain't nothing but asshole fuckers and lickers and

shit don't call my house no more because i hate you pecklewood ass motherfuckers me and you kiss

it's going to be echo here pretty soon

there we go

no it's asshole

no liquor she didn't call me a nigger

she called me asshole something and liquor

asshole suckers and liquors

yeah wow man

peckerwood that's awesome

all you white men

all you freaky white men

you know the little intro to the little drop

of every show that I do that's gotta be

that's like

can I just make the title of the show just that

everything she said

I'll break that down just a little bit.

I got this title.

Asshole, motherfucker, back of root.

Oh, my God.

Dude, that's definitely a highlight.

That definitely is a highlight.

Jeez.

Well, it's a good thing she told us how she really feels.

Yeah, you're going to blow your house up, too.

God damn.

Jill, Jill.

I like that, Jill.

Sounds like a typical rap song.

That's cool.

We got to break it down and turn it into a rap song.

There we go.

We'll take Big Brent.

What was her name again?

It's not Brent.

Uh, Debbie, Deborah, we'll break all the words down and make a rap song out of it.

I'm so glad that she accepted our call, Cross.

Yeah, no shit, man.

Dude, she's got caller screening on there.

She still accepted it.

That's fantastic.

She's got privacy director, so you have to have, if your caller ID doesn't come through,

then you got to say who you are.

Right.

I used to work at a transportation company.

They had to call these people the day before their trips every day.

It was half of my job, and I used to hate that fucking privacy director.

He's got to sit there like, yes, this is Carlito with blah, blah, blah, and Associates.

Valenti and Associates Transportation Machines.

Yeah, that's so close.

She could have just said, not accepted the call.

We would have missed out on all the good lovers.

Yeah, I know.

I think because it had been a few years, she was like, I think this is him.

Let me just find out.

This is that white pecker wood that keeps calling me all the time.

Asshole, freaky-ass sucker licker.

Jesus Christ.

That's just fucking awesome.

Awesome. I made the whole night right there.

Why don't you just leave it at that?

Buddy, call up some English house and then play that recording back.

Yeah, yeah.

All right.

That'll really get them stirred up.

Hey, your mammy wants to talk to you.

Okay, why yes? Motherfuckers.

I'll just call the rest of them like, yeah.

Hey, why are you so loud?

Excuse me?

Why is it so stupid loud over there?

Hello?

Yeah, can I get some kimchi?

Kimchi?

Yeah.

Hold on.

Yeah, yeah.

Can I get some kimchi?

Hello?

Yes?

Yeah, I want to make an order for kimchi number two.

Kimchi number two or the combo two?

Uh-huh, and then horse sauce.

Oh, yeah.

What's her problem?

Is she stupid?

Yeah?

Is that person stupid?

No.

You're not stupid, right?

Excuse me?

That you're not stupid, right?

Who is this?

This is Cross.

You're not stupid, right?

If you're going to take my order, you're not a stupid?

Hold on, please.

All right.

hello yeah hey stupid yeah yes is that stupid stupid fuck what is that fucking stupid you are

no you stupid shit i think you are fuck you you're stupid oh thank you stupid stupid shit

oh yeah thank you say it you too thank you no say it no you too i can i can feel your anger

Oh, yeah, it's okay.

Strike me down with it.

All right, thank you.

Bye-bye.

Come to the dark side.

Just say it.

Shit in the oven.

Yeah, you too.

Shit in the oven.

Yeah.

Come on, get angry.

Shit in the oven, not the toilet.

Say a curse word and get angry.

It's all we do.

It's all we got going for us.

Come on, man.

We're going to get canceled.

Shit in the oven.

Nah, he's not responding anymore.

Jack and Donkey it off.

Rastimation.

The patient is unresponsive.

Milkman, we'll have to move on.

He's flat lying there.

Yeah, I try.

I'm just trying to get them angry.

Jill, you got a good point.

It's okay.

Thank you.

Okay.

I love it when they do that.

Shit, fuck, shit.

Okay, thank you.

Oh, my God.

RBCP leaving and jumping back in.

Oh, man.

I want to do that now.

I want to try to get that Debra audio.

Do that and then call somebody in England and say,

look, I got somebody I need to talk to you about.

Yeah, I can.

Because I didn't talk at all.

Do you know what time it is?

Then just, like, start playing the audio.

Like, start using it like it was a soundboard, you know, if you're playing it.

Yeah.

Or who else?

Come on.

Who got a black person call?

It doesn't matter.

You can just hear the genuine happiness in her voice.

We got chicken and waffles.

We may have an old chicken and waffles here.

Let me look at Lonesome Log.

What's it called?

Yeah, you got to get them on the line and then sucker them into it and then put her

on, stick her on them.

I guess someone's got an order for you.

Okay, put them on.

Motherfucker.

no waffles isn't roscoe i think we called roscoe recently man we haven't called roscoe

recently ah shit they put an old google machine in la roscoe's hang on folks bear with me i got

an idea we're about ready to cross switch right across the corner switcher on buddy seriously

though man so you think uh milkman you agree i shouldn't go in that uh reverse uh mechanism

body uh pp scanner right but you don't you don't got a problem getting touched right into pp i

I don't mind it.

I think it's kind of hot.

No, dude, man.

I'll get really hot.

Get really hard.

Yeah, right.

Hardly.

Yeah.

Hardly.

They'll be like,

they'll say like,

what's that cucumber doing in your drawers, boy?

Yeah, well, you got that.

What you,

what you,

what you packing?

All right.

Yeah.

I don't know you asshole liquor freaking.

Yeah, you just quote that.

We got to get people just quoting that.

Asshole liquor fucking,

no, asshole fucking liquor.

You freaky ass white guy,

asshole sucking liquor.

Peck her wood.

Go suck your mother's cock.

Your mama's cock.

Oh, my God.

English are going to love her, dude.

She also did explain why he stole my bananas.

Because I was sucking his monkey cock.

Right?

Cool.

She was honest about the whole thing, at least.

Hang on.

Wait, wait, wait.

I can't call yet.

I don't have this ready.

Hold on, hold on.

I've got to cue it up.

All right.

This is going to put the music all way out of whack, but we'll cue it up here.

Debra is going to start calling

Or you can call

That'd be excellent

Transcribe my message

Line one

Begin

Come on

Imagine some old lady

Having a heart attack

Yeah Debra

Yeah

What's up with them niggas

What niggas

He stole my

My bananas

Oh yeah

Yeah there's some black guy

I'm not going to say the N word

But there's some black people

Over there

And they stole my bananas

Fuck shit

Horse

Well you know why

He stole your banana

Alright cool

I got it here

I got it queued up

Horse

Yeah, I do.

All right, I got to queue it up.

All right, so let me call the Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles here.

Famous chicken place with blacks that like eating chicken and waffles together.

I don't understand.

I don't get it.

Has anybody had chicken and waffles together ever?

Is that really that good?

Sounds nasty.

Damn, it sounds good.

Do you put, like, shredded chicken?

That might be.

I don't know.

Come on, ring, you fuck.

Fucking, hang on.

They're not going to believe me that it's my mom anyway.

It's like I'm a white guy, right?

According to Debra, I'm a white peckerwood.

Peck-a-woo.

Well, just do your bar invitation.

Like, when you call for that, like, nigger cab.

Do that one there.

Like, do your bar guy.

I can do Fat Albert.

Do that bar guy.

That was fun.

I like the bar guy.

The bar guy.

You gonna come pick up this guy?

Hello?

Rock up on Hollywood.

Yeah, listen.

What happened with my mom over there?

She's really upset.

I don't know what happened with her order.

Do you know who helped out?

A lady named Debbie?

See, tell her.

Let me see.

All right.

See, tell her.

All right.

I hope this doesn't have a lot of echo when I do this.

She wants banana cream pie.

Banana fucking cream pie.

It's your calling machine.

Oh, shit.

did she order?

Can I just put her on, maybe?

She's a little more calm now, but...

Okay, yeah, because I need a description of the person that took her order.

Can I talk to her, please?

Okay, hang on.

Hang on, she's going to be right on.

You suck in this monkey's dick, you poor-ass piece of white, trash-ass pill.

Don't you come to my house no more.

I haven't found out who you are

I'm gonna blow you up

She really hung up

Alright that didn't work too well

Hang on let me

Let me cue it back

Hey fuck it

Let's just call him back

Who cares

Whatever I don't care

Stick her right back on

Stick her right on her again

Alright cool

Like she didn't miss a beat

You have to wait a minute

You go suck your mama's cock

You nasty fucking ass

Freaking

All you white men ain't nothing but

You have to wait a minute

I couldn't hear what he said

You've all had granny

I still got more where that came from

Hang on let me call the other one

Let me call the other Roscoe's

Oh this is working out great

Let me finish

I'm just going to call people in the UK

And play that

We'll leave voicemails with that

Well how can I help you

Lickers and shit don't call my house no more

Shut up bitch

Alright alright

We had fun with that one

Alright cool

Shut up, bitch.

Oh, this is great, man.

It's immediately fun for these people.

It'll be a lot better when we get that isolated.

The thing is getting in one little file.

Oh, yeah.

Right into a soundboard, dude.

Just like different clips of it, you know?

Like different stuff.

Well, if I could edit it out, I could put it on my iPod and just connect the little speaker.

I'm putting it on my earphone.

I could just put it up to the iPod.

Yeah, headphones, yeah.

There's so much potential for fire music

and that with soundboards.

Have her, like, cut me an onion and stuff.

You know, you kind of save calling for burns.

You've got to do this shit.

Right.

Cool.

Good deal.

Why that piece of jack?

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no.

She didn't mean that, really.

I will blow your house up.

No, no, no.

I will blow your house up.

Oh, Jesus Christ.

He just talked to her about a banana cream pie.

I'll tell you what your monkey did with that.

Magic just dropped a lead for the first time in the game.

We're losing by 1, 49, 48.

10, 30 left in the third quarter.

Good luck, Magic.

Third quarter collapse coming up, as usual.

The Colts beat the Titans, didn't they?

Yeah, they did.

Oh, you're right.

Good point.

My fantasy football team made it to the playoffs.

I'm ranked second in the league.

Playoffs start this week, week 14 of the NFL.

Coming down to crunch time, man.

All right, guys, come on.

Let's regroup.

I got more numbers here.

We got a KFC in Compton.

Let's cue up the angry bus driver lady from back in the day.

Hang on, hang on.

I think I got it perfectly.

Still trying.

The Asian guy before?

She went off.

I have no more.

I have a family.

I'm in a city with some black people over there.

I stole my banana.

It's a fucking shit horse.

Hang on, Milkman.

I got to find the right time here.

Oh.

Horse.

Well, you know why he stole your banana?

Horse.

He heard you.

It's at 431.

431.

Write that down, Milkman.

All right?

Remind me.

Everyone, write that down.

Type it in the chat room right now.

431.

I know exactly where to go in that file in order to get to it.

Okay, let's call this KFC that Lonesome just sent in.

And let's call the UK.

Why not, right?

Let's go have some fun with that.

I think we should call it that.

Oh, yeah.

All right, cool.

All right.

See if I can accomplish all this.

Gently lead him into it there, Hermana.

And then she'll open up the wood pass.

All right, cool.

Ring, bitch.

It's taking a long time to ring California tonight.

Any second now.

And the thing is, it's ringing.

It just doesn't give me the ringtone, but I see it ringing.

And I hear them when it picks up.

Yeah, it's weird.

Sorry.

Try to redial it.

I can't play music while I have her queued up.

Shit, looks like someone literally just, someone just literally picked it up.

Right when I hung up.

No, they're just hanging up.

All right.

We'll have to do something else then.

Excuse me.

All right, let's.

Different number.

Yeah, try a different one.

I'll try that Chinese place that I said fuck shit to.

Let's see if they pick up.

Oh, yeah.

They got it.

I love it.

Let's try that.

Let's see if he's there.

If he picks up, man, I'm not going to pick up here.

Sure.

Hey, Milkman, when I talk like this, does it sound bad?

or does it still sound legible normal?

No, it sounds okay.

I can follow you.

Really?

I got it, like, on my ear.

Perfect.

All right, I'll keep it there.

Awesome.

Yeah, it's just a slight dishes, but it's not bad.

This makes it, yeah, okay, cool.

All right, let's try to call the sit-go that Ken likes us to call all the time.

Let's see if we can just play it for them there.

Since the ladies used to just prank Carlinger every Thursday night,

this is for you, Ken.

Hello, I'm Jay speaking.

How may I help you?

I'm talking to this muggy dick, you poor-ass piece of white, trash-ass pill.

Don't you call my house no more.

I haven't found out who you are.

I'm going to blow your ass away from you.

You go suck your mama's cock, you nasty fucking ass.

Freaking all you white men ain't nothing but asshole fuckers and lickers and shit.

Don't call my house no more because I hate you peck of wood ass motherfuckers to me.

And you kiss my pussy.

All right, so that's that.

Okay.

Well, she didn't say anything, but, you know, whatever.

That film were heard.

That one goes out to Ken.

I hope Ken appreciated that.

Let's go back to 431.

Let's play some music for her.

Start going back to 431 again.

41, yeah.

He just sat there and listened to it for a while.

I think she was getting hot.

She might have recognized her.

All right, we got A. Grove here.

Let's give A. Grove a call about this whole mess.

What sucks is whenever I set this up, it literally does no music.

It doesn't ruin the flow of the show.

It just changes the dynamic of the show.

But again, we're looking for 431.

Let me pause it here.

431, 425, 532.

I'll have to get another Winamp.

player or to get this right all right multiple instances that's the way to do it shit i reset it

41 fuck 31 all right got it all right so we're calling london england and we'll play that file

let's see if anything happens hello this monkey's dick you poor ass piece of white trash ass field

don't you call my house no more i haven't found out who you are i'm gonna blow your ass away from

you you go suck your mama's cock you nasty fucking ass freaking all you white men ain't

You know, but asshole fuckers and lickers and shit,

don't call my house no more.

They hang up already, didn't they?

I mean, cool.

Get her to play, like, say a couple words and pause.

Yeah.

See what they say.

Right, right.

Yeah, you're right.

Yeah, you're...

Yeah.

They were still on the line.

Get the stream and no one ever gets a word in edgewise

and then they just hang up.

They were still on the line.

They didn't hang up.

I think they left it off the hook,

but they weren't saying anything.

Oh, sweet.

I hate you, Pecklewood-ass motherfuckers, me,

and you kiss my p***y,

c*** maker.

I'm going to leave a voicemail at least.

S***!

Okay, so moving right along.

Let's do some more prankage.

Hang on, let me open up a new player here.

All right.

41.

9th of November, 41.

431, milkman.

Even now I know it by heart.

Seriously, what's wrong with you?

Did you get s*** right?

Sorry, folks.

Hang on just a moment.

Devil is fired up tonight.

Got blood in her eye.

All right, we'll try a liquor store

and see what happens there.

Hang on, hang on, I am...

It's your pussy, your black pussy's hot.

Kiss my pussy.

All right, hang on, let me get this.

Kiss my black pussy.

Refuse the dial.

God damn it, come on.

I think I got it now.

Yes?

Nope.

Oh, it's trying.

Go, baby, go.

Pause, play, pause.

All right, play, pause.

No answer there.

We'll have to call J-Kid instead.

Just a moment.

In England, of course.

Pause, listen.

Hello?

Oh, nothing.

Did not remain on the line.

Bullshit.

All right, let's try to call that motel from before then.

You know what I'm saying?

Kind of coax them into it.

See if you can get them to, like, at least, you know, talk a little bit.

Yeah, that's the whole thing.

Yeah, like you're saying, play, pause, play, pause.

That's the key.

Yeah.

Excuse me.

Man, am I burping a lot.

Play, pause, look, see what they say.

Right, right, right.

Yeah, they're just hanging up over there now.

I guess they see the number coming through.

They see the unknown call or whatever, and they don't want to answer it.

Fuck.

We'll have to try some numbers.

I think our older numbers have gotten wise to us.

We've done upset them, I think.

Well, it is midnight.

I mean, I could try.

I can play an old dead call or two in honor of her,

and then I could see if I get an outgoing number.

Maybe they'll pick up.

You want to try that?

All right, cool.

What do we have?

We have her listed as Angry Bus Driver, right?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, she's always Angry Bus Driver.

Let me see here.

There are several good calls of hers.

Yeah, at least three or four.

I don't know how many.

Neo did a few, and I think even Jim Stewart did a few, too.

Did Jim call her?

I didn't know that.

Yeah, Neo even called her.

I'm trying to get Bus Driver up here.

Here, let's see.

Reckless bus driver.

That's what it's called.

They're short calls.

I don't know if this will give me enough time.

This is the one where she's driving on the interstate and stuff.

Yeah, I got that.

That's three minutes.

I got another one here that's another minute.

Yeah, that's the one where she tests you out when you blow your house up.

I'm going to find one other prank here long enough.

I don't know how long it's going to take me to get that credit set up.

She's just pretty militant.

Yeah, by next week, man, let's chop that up and make some soundboards out of it.

Yeah, definitely.

Keep it around.

Well, there we go.

Then we'll wrap it up with Charlie Patton

Filling in the tub

Nah, that's boring as fuck

That takes too long

I haven't heard that one in ages, man

Alright, we got me

We got me calling a tranny

We can do that

Alright, cool

Let's do that

We'll play that first

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Hey, Debbie

Yeah

I'm calling with the Department of Motor Vehicles. How are you?

Yeah, fine.

Good. We need you to come in tomorrow for a driver's assessment.

We've received a few complaints on your license plate.

We pulled them, and we need you to come in to fill out a driver assessment

in order to retain driving privileges by the state.

For my what now?

Your driving privileges are in danger of being revoked.

We need you to come in for an alternate driver's assessment tomorrow morning, 8 o'clock.

For what now? My driver's license?

Your driving privileges are going to be revoked unless you can come in tomorrow and pass your driver's assessment.

I haven't had any problems with my driver's license.

We're actually going to be drawing blood for an alcohol and abusive substance test.

Who are you? Is this legit?

Yes, it is. I'm Jack Masterson with the Department of Motor Vehicles.

You've had three complaints within the last 72 hours.

Three complaints of what?

Of reckless driving.

No, not me. You got the wrong one.

According to this, if you don't pass this test, we're going to be drawing blood,

and you have to do the written test.

If you fail, you're going to lose your driving...

Where was I cited for reckless driving?

I'm not allowed to give that information until you come in tomorrow.

Where was I? This doesn't sound legitimate to me,

so I'll just contact the state representative or somebody and have them investigate it.

He can't help you.

I've never had a call at, no, 10 minutes to 12.

You can call your lawyer, you can call your pastor, it doesn't matter,

but if you don't come in tomorrow, you better not be driving.

Where was I reckless driving at?

Down the highway, the interstate.

Interstate, Maine.

Where?

We got you on camera also.

Where is my license number?

Ma'am, I can't get that out over the phone.

You know that.

You know what?

You may be a mass murderer or anybody else.

You just don't have to take me to court and do what you got to do.

What's the big deal?

At 10 minutes to 12 tonight, you're going to call me and you jackmasters it,

and you can't tell me what I've done.

You were down I-70 and I-0, ma'am.

You were tracked by the cameras at the intersections.

In what kind of car?

I don't have the color of your car.

I don't have time to do that.

I drive a school bus, so was it on my job or in my car?

It was a yellow bus.

No, and you know what?

You got me wrong there because I don't use interstate on my run.

Oh, really?

No, I don't.

Well, not according to this information here.

Not on the interstate.

I'm not on interstate in my bus.

My route is in the city street.

Let me ask you a question.

Would you pass a drug test if we were to ask you to do that right now?

Oh, yes.

I don't do drugs, and I do do alcohol.

And, you know, you can call the hospital and the hospital where I am treated.

Well, that's not what your pastor says.

What pastor?

Your pastor of the church and your parole officer.

I ain't got no pastor, no parole officer.

I tell you, you got the wrong devil.

God damn it, woman, don't you talk to me like that.

Well, God damn it, don't you call my house no more.

And you better not let me find out who you are.

You crazy ass something.

You better get off the phone because I'm going to call the real damn police.

Hey, Debbie, what's going on?

How is it?

It's Jack Valente.

How are you, sister?

Who?

Jack Valente.

Who?

We did a scan on your bus.

Apparently, you took the governor out of the bus.

Who did?

You did.

I took one out of the bus?

You paid someone to take the governor out of your bus.

Oh, here we go again.

All right, put it in.

Excuse me.

We'll see if it picks up.

Milkman, are you, you're able to hear, like, um, do you hear an echo of yourself and shit?

Like a lot of echo and shit?

A little bit.

Not really.

It's not bad.

Oh, cool.

So I think this way, I think you can still hear.

Sometimes you sound better.

But this is not bad.

I think this way you can.

I think this way you can hear the audio and all that.

Like, you know, the music and stuff.

It's kind of scrabbly, but it's not bad.

Well, it's up to you.

If you don't like this, you want no music.

Let me know how you want it.

I love this and nothing.

And you know what I'm playing.

All right, cool.

But for the pranks, I might have to take the thing out of my mouth, my ear.

All right, well, I put the order in.

So we got our Skype to go number, whatever, a Skype online number.

It says it takes up to 15 minutes to activate.

It says I should get an email when it's activated.

So I might have to sign out and back in and Skype.

I might have to sign out of Skype and back in also.

So that, I guess, I don't know.

We'll find out.

We'll find out, Mothman.

We'll find out.

Let's see.

In the meantime, we can just keep calling other numbers, like the Lonesome Loser numbers that he's sending in.

Yeah, baby, I need you so.

Hope you're all enjoying the show.

Let me know if you are.

Chat room over at madhouselive.com.

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Let's do it.

Hi.

Yeah, is this the kid beep?

This is the kid's kid.

Yes, sir.

Hello.

Yes, hi.

This is your 5.30 a.m. wake-up call.

No, wake-up.

You ordered a 5.30 a.m. wake-up call?

You sound a little crazy.

Yeah, I don't know anything about this.

Did you take your pills yet?

Who's that?

No, do you take your yeast pills?

Oh.

No?

You want some Fanta, too, right?

Oh, okay.

Hello?

Good morning.

Oh, man.

Why hang up?

Why hang up, Milkman?

Really, right?

Dude, you should have whipped out Deborah.

I don't mind about that.

Have a cute-up.

431.

Hello?

Yes, you seem to have hung up an accident.

Sorry?

You seem to have hung up the phone on accident, sir.

What?

What do you want?

I'm here with your wake-up call.

You people requested a wake-up call at 5.30 a.m., and I'm here to wake you up, but you

You have to enter in, you know, the certain code and prove that you're awake, and I can move on with my day.

You can move on with your day, because we haven't been...

Are you awake or not, sir?

No, I am awake, yes.

Okay, and your wife, is she awake?

Yes.

Why don't you set that phone on the bed and have a good going at her over there, old man, and let me hear how you do it to her.

That's a valid question.

Milkman, I like to hear married people have sex.

There's nothing wrong with that, right?

Well, there's nothing wrong with that.

You see, when you tell them you've got a wake-up call for them, they start to get outraged.

And you said, commencing now.

And then you start playing the demo.

Yeah, that's true.

This is going off.

Pause, play, listen.

Brendan really wants us to call this Republican old guy.

Let's give it a call.

I hear he sent it in twice now.

That's usually a sign that they really want us to do it.

I got numbers from Bacon that I haven't called.

Call those Bacon numbers and Gerad numbers.

Reach, Earl.

And two.

Shit.

All right.

That's where you start playing demo.

Yeah, I know.

I know.

No, that's where I start.

All right, you want me to queue it up?

I'll queue it up, fucker.

I'll do it.

I'm not afraid.

Yeah, yeah, 431, man.

431, man.

Let's do a code 431 over here.

All right, I got to play music while I do it, though.

Stand by.

This is your wake-up call.

All you have to do is mention now.

That's a real good freak, yeah.

We have a message.

You know what would be funny?

We could do a relay call.

Yeah, all right.

We could do a relay call and have the lady type that back.

That would be so funny.

Call up KBJ.

We have a relay call for you.

She said she even hates us.

Why would she say something like that?

She hates us.

Ah, shit.

I got a Winamp crash over here.

This is not good.

Winamp does this thing every once in a while where, like, I lose my media library completely,

and it just didn't know.

Crap.

Yeah.

Winamp on your Android yet?

Yeah, I got your link, man.

I installed it like a few minutes

after you sent me the link.

That's awesome, dude.

That is so...

Dude, it's fucking sweet.

Yeah, Winamp...

Yeah, it's...

I used to use Stream Furious

to listen to our feed, you know,

and the rest of the Showcast,

all the other Showcast feeds.

And now I'm just using Winamp

because it's got the Showcast

built right into it, you know?

Yeah, man.

And plus, you can connect it

to your media library

on your computer

if you install it on your computer.

Yeah, but I'm a little disappointed

because I wanted to...

it only lets you do it one way i can drop music from my media library over to the android phone

um but i want to do a reverse i want to take my my audio files that are on the android phone and

be able to drop them on the computer well it's in beta now you know i'm sure you'll probably you

know they'll come out but it's awesome dude because like i can like if if i want to like

sync up you know stuff on my android phone like mp3s i don't even have to connect the cable i'll

Just connect on Wi-Fi and fucking copy over.

It's fucking awesome, man.

Yeah, dude.

So, yeah, definitely Winamp for Android is very, very nice.

Fucking sweet.

Yeah, fucking sweet.

Still working on getting that license so I can go ahead and create our app for Android.

I'm thinking of making a soundboard app also.

And stuff like that will be awesome.

We just played right now, I think, if you ask me.

The Debra Mansfield call.

Or the Debra Mansfield fucking going off on me.

That'd be kind of good.

Yeah, look at this.

This Winamp has completely crashed.

I have absolutely no audio now, and I've got a blank media library for some reason.

And I'm trying to force it to close, and it will not.

Son of a bitch.

Oh, God.

I could play something off of YouTube.

I don't know.

Here we go.

Let's play this.

Hang on.

I'm trying to fix the show.

We think somebody on the phone now who believes that he may have some, may, underscore the word,

have some debris from the shuttle in his backyard.

Let's try to bring him up now.

Sir, are you on the phone with us?

Yes, I'm here.

Cheers, Mr. Rather.

Dan, please, if you would tell us who you are, where you are, and what you see.

My name is Mike.

I'm in Euless, Texas, and a little over an hour ago I heard a loud explosion

and a big piece of what appeared to be metal landed on my property,

and it's lying there now, and there's a lot of people here, obviously,

and looking at it, and they believe that it's one of Baba Booey's teeth.

Hold on just one moment, Mike, if you will.

Mike, a lot of people don't know where Euless, Texas is.

From Dallas, you are in what direction and where?

You're a real idiot, you know.

Yeah, this is a, unfortunately, in these breaking news situations, you have goofballs like him calling up.

That was a crank call, unfortunately.

Well, it was a crank call, and it is true I'm an idiot, but that's beside the point.

There's sometimes when our system of keeping these crank callers off of the phone works,

and sometimes it doesn't.

This morning it didn't work.

We apologize to you for that.

That was a mistake on our part.

Abject apology for it, and we move on.

And we move on.

Milkman, still no Winamp working, unfortunately.

This is a very bad development for this show.

I'm going to do another shot here, see if I can fix it.

Go into the task manager and kill it.

I did, and it comes up completely blank and frozen.

Let me go ahead and play.

This is a prank call that I heard recently on a certain show earlier today.

day it's the sal and richard scooter prank call and if you've heard this before milkman you might

like this um we might just knock out some prank calls here with no music i guess if i can't get

it to work now and then we'll take it from there but listen to this in the meantime hang on let me

get another shot hello yeah how are you looking for scooters yeah oh great i'm gonna drop one

off today where you at you want to sell it yeah how much you want for it i'll give you i'll give

it to you dirt cheap i just want to get rid of it quick uh you know scooters downtown yeah

Yeah.

Third and ***.

Scooter's third and ***.

Hey, listen, I'm bringing you the scooter.

It's in good shape.

Do me a favor, though.

If my wife calls looking for the scooter, you don't know nothing.

I don't know nothing now, even.

Okay, let's keep it that way.

I'm going to get rid of this piece of shit and get out of my house.

Okay.

You got it.

I'll be there in a little bit, buddy.

Okay, buddy.

Bye-bye.

Hi,

sir. How are you?

Good.

Did a man call just offering to sell a scooter for cheap?

I don't know, man.

I got a lot of calls with the scooter business.

Hmm.

What happened?

Well, here's what happened.

I sit down watching my stories.

I get ready to crawl over into my scooter to go in the kitchen to get a ham sandwich.

My fucking scooter's gone.

And my husband leaves a note by the phone saying,

Scooter third and...

So, yeah, I think he's on his way over to sell my stolen scooter.

What's your name?

Ethel.

Ethel? Well, I didn't buy nothing today yet from nobody.

Well, he's on his way over there now.

I'm just going to have the cops meet him over there at your place

because he stole my goddamn scooter.

Don't call the cops. If they come and I tell you, I'm not going to buy it.

I know, but you know what? You're already wrapped up in this.

It's my husband's a scumbag. He does this shit all the time. I'm tired of it.

I'm up with nothing because I didn't buy nothing, so...

Yeah, I'm on the scooter. I'm on my way in. I'm on Main Street.

Your wife just called me.

Oh, shit. Did you tell her anything?

Oh, I didn't say nothing to your wife, man.

I'm on the scooter right now. I'm coming down now. I'm going to drop it off.

Now, you got paper for the bike?

I got whatever you need. I'm going to just drop it off. You give me $30. We get in, we get out. That's it.

She don't know nothing. You don't know nothing. I don't know nothing, all right?

Okay, come over.

Oh, shit. The fucking police are behind me.

What do you mean behind you?

There's a cop car behind me.

So move to the side. They're chasing you?

Yeah, no, he's chasing me.

He's telling me to pull over.

You got a back area I can pull into?

I got a garage, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, open the garage.

I'll just pull in there.

Where are they going to see you coming over, man?

You must have told my wife.

She called the fucking cops.

I didn't say nothing to nobody, man.

They're fucking shooting at me, these son of a bitches.

What are you talking about, man?

It's a fucking garage.

I didn't see it in the phone.

All right, open the fucking door, man.

I got to get rid of these cops.

The cops are behind me.

I got my wife on the phone.

She said you called the cops on me.

Why did you call the cops on my head?

I don't know anything.

All right.

That was a good one.

Still no win out working here.

It's going to take a PC reboot, I think, so let's just do some pranks here real quick.

Yeah, there was a lot of good Richard and Sal pranks that I haven't really played.

There was a YouTube channel that I'm subscribed to.

The guy always puts them on there.

There's a lot of tradeo calls that are really funny.

I don't know which one is which.

He's got one where they ended up having a meeting.

like they kept calling one of those tradeo shows and they ended up calling a meeting in the middle

of it like live on the air and saying do you know they're just having like a company meeting

because of the fact that i don't know it's it's crazy maybe it's this one let's see let's play

now i'm listening to this shit because chicks love you yeah i know you're the ladies man rub

my belly all right listen let me change topics here i'll play you this fabulous new phony phone

call another one in the series series of tradeo phone calls back to tradeo sal and richard working

and this guy it was hysterical i might have to play this a couple of times today because i think

it's that good you tell me if i'm right all right uh this is called jizz stains it is part of the

tradio series from richard and sal here we go well good friday morning to you friday uh let's

get started go off the phone and take caller number one good morning you are on tradio come

on ray i'm calling from hyman farms this is muster hyman i got a laptop computer for sale

okay in great shape just a few jizz stains in the keyboard uh my wife's in a wheelchair so i go

on the web to pull my picker okay and uh you can reach me at five one six nine two two w-i-n-e

nine two two and what's the rest of it laptop computer couple just changing the keyboard

no the phone number nine two two and one of the last digits that's right what are the last digits

there were the digits i gave you right after the nine two two that's right yeah nine two two what

right is that right you got the number there ray no that's what i need laptop computer for sale

couple just days in the keyboard come on i know that but like i said ray my wife's in

in the wheelchair that's why i go on the web to pull my pick oh never mind all right come on folks

let's if we got a call here let's do it right uh let's see okay there's an idiot in every crowd

and i usually don't say that caller two is next right here good morning you are on radio what's

going on with the funds there right sounds like a couple pranksters out there trying to rattle

your barn well they're not going to rattle me if nothing else i'll just play a bunch of commercials

and they won't get on at all.

Well, who in God's name are those rascals?

I have no idea.

They should call up the church and join hands with Jesus

instead of bothering you, Ray.

Call some late-night talk show. Don't call mine.

Call one of those shock jocks like Howard Stern.

That's it. Okay, what can I do for you?

I got a curio cabinet. It's antique. It's in good shape.

Just got a couple of jizz stains all over the top of it.

but it doesn't easily be wiped off with some Windex and some napkins

because my grandson, he just learned how to pump off,

and he's been spraying all over the house and stuff.

What in the world?

What are you talking about?

Curio cabinet.

Okay, what's your number?

My number?

Well, hold on.

I've got a couple more things, if that's all right.

Okay.

Ray, I also got three Kewpie dolls, and those are in good shape,

but they also have some jizz staining all over the dresses and the face and stuff.

Okay, let's not talk about stains.

Is it, you know, come on.

Well, my grandson, he just learned to pump off.

Sir, just tell me about the item you have for sale and a phone number.

What?

Okay, enough is enough.

I don't know if this is an actual call or not, so I'm not going to repeat it.

Let's go here.

Good morning, you are on radio.

Hey, Ray, how are you today?

Fine.

The Lord will deal with them.

Don't you worry, Ray.

You're doing a good job.

I could think of some better things they could do, but...

You know, I wish those moron pranksters were in Haiti when that gosh darn earthquake happened.

You're too kind.

What can I do for you?

Let's get down to business, Ray.

I got a whiffle ball about for sale.

Okay.

A few dents in it and a little fecal matter on it.

Oh, come on.

I'm going to take time out right here.

This show is for people who have things to buy, sell, trade, or give away.

way oh if you're gonna screw around and think you're funny yeah that's a good way to lose the

show as far as i'm concerned i can go to a network program sure you ain't got anything better to do

there's a lot of trash on some road ditches that i pass all right let's try this again

nothing else uh let's see good morning you're on radio good morning ray i got a pair of wing boots

boots size 12 they're in great shape are covered in horse semen i'll take a commercial we'll be

back with more tradeo after this there you go yeah there's a lot of good tradeo calls and i

found the one i was talking about it's i think it's the one about the sewing machine but before

i play that let me try to do a good prank here my own prank if you hear that in the back end

with gene shepherd gold and i'll tell gene shepherd gold over there yeah i i yeah i gotta try to um

um get a hold of all these tradeo and all the richard and sal pranks and i think i think i'm

going to play a few more of them just in honor we haven't really played those on a show they don't

really get that i know of in the prank call underground scene like we're in here on the

internet i don't think uh i don't think other than this youtube channel i don't think there's really

a big source of richard and sal i think they don't get as much respect and i think one of the good

things about howard resigning for another five years means is another five years of these pranks

from richard and sal which is awesome because they got so much at their disposal um they got

a lot of tools they actually do that i think they're right now really they're the most underrated

prime callers out there would be richard and uh richard christie and sal govern alley from the

howard stern uh crew we should try to get them to call on the show that'd be cool you know i mean

i bet you we could get um zolar to get us a number for richard uh richard christie that'd be kind of

cool yeah i mean not to be like an asshole but i'm saying it'd be cool to maybe interview him

you know like hey man like you know we know you're in a stern show talk to us about prank calls like

you know what do you like you know that'd be cool if you did one of those ethel prank calls

When he talks like that, he's supposed to...

We could ask him to tell us exactly how he felt

when he watched KDK go at it with that transvestite homo.

That's right, because he was there.

Remember, he ruined it.

He was there, remember?

He kept making the throwing up sounds,

and it fucking ruined it for everybody.

He was going to throw up, yeah.

It was all fake, though.

According to KDK, it was fake.

But anyway.

Of course it was fake.

Of course, of course, of course.

KDK didn't tell you that.

He's a fucking stunt artist, KDK.

He didn't even do it either.

Yeah.

All right, we got a guy who supposedly is an ass.

That's all I have to go with.

We'll do that call right now.

And then after that, we'll play this other sewing machine prank.

We're going to do this in honor.

Red Wing Boots is the most cheap.

Oh, man, there's so many pranks.

I got so many.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic.

Ah, it's going straight to voicemail.

Shit.

That's not good.

All right, let's call this guy.

I haven't heard any Phil Henry in a while either, man.

Yeah, man.

I wanted to listen.

Like, I'm pissed off, man.

And Phil Henry, his podcast back in the day used to be free,

and it had a lot of Phil Henry stuff.

Now he fucking charges for it, man.

Yeah, now you've got to pay for it.

Now you've got to pay for it.

And from what I understand, it isn't really that good anymore.

They've got a classic stream on Showcast, you know.

I listen to it a lot.

I'm kind of burnt down on him.

God damn it, we're losing by 11 points.

Fucking shit.

Fucking Rashard Lewis is a fucking asshole.

Hello.

No one is available to take.

Man, no one's answering, fucks.

Jesus.

Everybody knows our Winamp's down, so they're putting the answering machines on.

Yeah, they're on us.

They got a Baskin-Robbins.

I'm going to call them.

They got rid of all their sugar-free.

I don't know if they did.

This may not be a prank call.

This is more of an informative call.

I got a feeling that Baskin-Robbins...

Information call.

That sounds good, man.

I think I'm going to get me a fucking Frosty after this.

Oh, Frosty, man.

I wish I could have those.

They got chocolate Frostys now, don't they?

Shit.

Vanilla.

Hello, Baskin?

Uh, no, you have the wrong number. This is A.M.P.M.

Oh, this is A.M.P.M.? You don't have a Baskin-Robbins there?

No, we don't.

Do you have sugar-free ice cream anywhere?

Uh, no, not in this store. We don't.

Oh, man. Really?

On three? Thank you. Yeah, sorry about that.

Well, but someone told me...

Have you got any popsicles or beer?

Yeah, there's popsicles and beer.

How much for a 12-pack?

How much are the 12-packs?

Yeah.

Uh, give me one second, and I'll check for you, okay?

Okay, work her over once you get the back air monitor.

She sounds hot and I'll come in her mouth.

Hey, I'll get it.

I'll get it.

All right, let me get Debbie pulled up here.

See if we got time.

You get her good, man.

I had to save it.

I was just sad because I didn't have sugar for ice cream.

They're 1158 out the door.

You was sucking his monkey's dick, you poor-ass piece of white, trash-ass filth.

Don't you call my house no more.

I'm going to find out who you are.

I'm going to blow your ass away from here.

You go suck your mama's cock, you nasty.

fucking ass

freaking

all you white men

ain't nothing but

asshole fuckers

and lickers

and shit

don't call my house

no more

cause I hate

you peck of wood ass

motherfuckers

to me

and you kiss my pussy

$11.98

for a golf pack

you have blueberry

popsicles too

whatever

I don't know

they're not saying anything

I don't know

that's

a brilliant idea

she is

I think she was

stunned in the silence

yeah

whatever

alright I'm gonna play

that Richard and Sal

other prank call

that I was talking about here

while we deal with the dearth of people answering phones and decent pranks.

I had to fucking fire a Windows Media player in order to play that.

Here's Richard and Sal tag-teaming the guy from Tradio.

Here we go for your listening pleasure.

It is the Swap Shop.

You've got to be the most listened to radio broadcast on the air.

All right, let's go to the calls.

Good morning.

You're next on the Swap Shop this morning.

I'm selling a classic, an antique singer, solo machine.

Mm-hmm.

It's a hand-cranked sewing machine.

It's got an original golden leaf pattern.

It's only $95.

And your number?

47.

Yeah, and do me a favor.

Just give me a call after 4 when I'm home.

My wife doesn't like the phone ringing all day.

Just ask for Fred, Fred Norris.

Got an antique sewing machine, and it works.

Good morning, Swap Shop.

Did a gentleman call up selling a hand-cranked sewing machine?

Gold leaf antique.

Yep, got a phone number right here for you.

What's that number?

Seven.

It figures.

That's my number.

That's my sewing machine, and he shouldn't have been selling it.

That was my husband.

You're selling stolen goods on your show.

I don't know if you realize that or not.

Well, let me tell you something, mister.

I'm not selling nothing.

It's you and your friend that's selling the product, and don't be accusing me of selling nothing.

Thank you very much.

That person's not going to jump on me like that.

I didn't sell nothing.

All right.

Let's take another call.

Good morning, Swap Shop.

You're next on the air.

I want to apologize.

I want to let you know that that sewing machine should be up for sale, and please disregard my wife.

Take the damn thing down, Fred!

I can't handle this, guys.

Don't, um, just come see me at the radio station, and I'll take it up with you in person.

Good morning, you're on the swap show.

Hey, good morning, listen up here, son.

You keep that son of a bitch and sewing machine up there no matter what my wife says, you hear?

Hey, buddy, you ain't gonna call me if you got a problem calling me after the program.

Good morning, you're on the swap show.

Hi, you gotta apologize to me, sir.

You were pretty nasty on the radio to me.

uh my with my husband to sell my sewing machine you know what if you got an issue with me why

don't you come out here and visit me it's i'll meet you in person how's that well it sounds

it sounds like that if i catch you calling hey let me tell you something mister if you call me

again i'm not selling nothing i put the guy on the air to sell the sewing machine let me take

my glasses off just a minute let me tell you something mister you call my program you're

causing problems i'm gonna have you locked up this i'm this is his wife i'm one thing you need

to apologize about is call me mister i'm about to cry right now and it's not right what you're

doing and i didn't give any sort of permissions to sell that but that's not my problem i didn't

sell it he's the one that called in i did not put it on there you announced it is for sale

you put it on there or he put it on there i didn't put it on there i put him on there

please do not call me again if you want to talk to me come and visit me i'm not hearing you thank

Thank you very much.

It's going to be a meeting in the office today out here.

Good Lord, give me a break.

Hi, you're on the swap shop.

Let's try this one here.

Hi, you're on the swap shop.

Okay, folks, we're going to have a staff meeting right here in the station.

All right, with my crew present this morning as my witnesses.

Now, do you guys think I need to apologize?

Here, now, wait, wait, wait.

Wait, if you guys feel like I need to make an apology on the air for anything that happened during today's program, speak or forever hold your peace.

GM, let's hear it.

To be honest, I didn't hear the very first part, but I did not hear anything that you need to apologize for in the latter couple of calls.

No.

You know, if you guys decided to come in here and terminate me.

You know what I said.

I got you back.

There you go.

Thank you, girl.

Thank you for your vote of confidence.

It is the Swamp Shop.

There you go.

So that's that, Milkman.

Man, that's a swap shop call is over there that I'm talking about.

Hope you enjoyed that.

All right, well, we are still music-less here, unfortunately.

I think I'm going to make this.

Well, it is time to be the last prank of the night.

Lonesome, if you're confirming a number now, go ahead and confirm that.

Make that your last one.

Send it in.

I might get to it.

For the time being, we've got a number here for a last name, Hope.

Excuse me, in the U.K.

And we shall call them about that son of a bitching sewing machine.

What about that old call we used to play all the time at one about Scooter?

Scooter?

Scooter's Ruffin'?

Yeah.

That's not awesome.

Scooter.

Yeah, that's what we called the Bob and Joe.

Yeah.

Hello.

Aw, Milkman.

You made dirty on it.

Which one are you talking about?

I'm trying to remember.

Yeah, they picked up when you were talking, so.

So what were you saying, Milkman?

Jim Bob.

Jim Bob was calling this place for Scooters.

Scooters.

Scooters Ruffin'.

yeah that's not also that's uh touchstone terrorist ttt that's who that is yeah do you

have any of that stuff anymore you used to have it all i'm sure i do somewhere yeah i gotta look

i can look but i can't because the fucking win app man when i'm dead oh fuck when they're mine

when it has aids all right well milkman take us out of here i think we're out of juice that's it

i can't even play the outro music we're out of calls yeah we do all request the breaks uh i

I called, yeah, none of them answered.

I finally got to the last one.

It was one, two calls before they didn't answer.

So, yes, we did.

Yes.

What about the Pepsi guy?

Did we call the Pepsi guy back?

They're closed.

All right.

All right, folks.

It's that terrible, terrible twilight time.

We just want to let you all know, we want to thank you especially.

Fearless, fearless man at the guns there.

The man was a big master blocker.

The Lonesome Loser, the numbers hit, man.

Thank you so much.

What kind of fun will we have without the man?

That's right.

I'd also like to thank some of our friends for joining in.

We had Mr. Nunu, our wanker from Wankershire, England,

our representative, Mr. Jelly Beans, Wasted,

Brendan, Castic, Grishnab, Herbal Bacon,

J-Rad, Corrupt, Mikey129, RBCP.

We'd like to thank all of you guys for stopping in at 90.6 the mouth.

I'd like to thank our special guest caller tonight, the dad, Brad McIntyre.

All right.

Good to hear from him.

Also, I'd like to thank Debra Mansfield for calling in to some of our wake-up calls.

She did an excellent job, and we hope you all enjoyed her having around as much as we did.

Also, I'd like to thank all of our listeners out there.

That's especially you.

We do this every week just for you guys.

That's right.

We only ask that you give us your time.

We drop the dime.

Bring a friend or better yet, bring an enemy

and let them have some fun right here with us all in the Madhouse.

Every week, same bat, time, same bat, game, same bat.

How can we do without our fearless leader?

That's right, the hermanito, the generalissimo of the Madhouse Felicia.

Carlito, thank you so much, big man.

Over to you.

Thank you, Milfan.

man yeah all right so good personal thanks to everyone who sent in those requests to pranks

thank you i tried to get to them all waited too long and most of them didn't answer but thank you

to uh who i believe was uh ken sent in uh bacon sent in and i believe j rad also sent in there

uh brendan thanks for your numbers i did get to them i believe and uh lonesome loser of course

thank you sir as always you're the man new new thank you and uh everyone else out there anybody

but i forgot motherfucker you know what it's not my fault so uh i can't play any outro music

should just uh imagine it's happening i guess i'll play this

wop shop call and then we'll call it quits night milkman thank you

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