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wow serious case of uh deja vu right now like i've been here before this is the third time i've

had deja vu in the last two days what's that mean good evening everybody it's carlito live for a

change i have no idea how i sound i'm using a tiny portion of my usual gear to do the show

I hear myself with an echo

I don't know if you hear the echo

I'm presuming you don't

If you are hearing an echo

I apologize

I have no regular microphone

I spent an hour trying to get the

Small little radio shack

Clip on to your shirt microphone

Working along with audio

And music and Skype at the same time

That didn't work

I don't know if it's damaged or not

So I'm talking directly into the laptop

laptop the laptop has an onboard microphone so because of that you're going to hear me typing

and clicking and just general room noise i don't not too happy with that but it's the best i can

do i would have been on sooner but the orlando magic my uh favorite sports team was in a heated

contest with uh coincidentally enough no pun intended the miami heat and we actually pulled

off and won we were down by 24 points in the third quarter we pulled off and stole the game

um anyway for those of you who are a little behind or weren't aware i've left florida moved

up to pennsylvania i'm still alone i just moved into my apartment here within the last four days

there is although i know i wish i had a camera up here i didn't bring i didn't i don't have a

webcam up here with me athena's not up here she's in florida for another 10 days

uh right now my apartment consists of an air mattress a futon that i bought for 99 bucks at

walmart a coffee table i bought for 19 at walmart that weighs less than my laptop and then i bought

for 99 a 15 inch uh lcd tv uh at best buy that's pretty much all i have for furniture right now

i'm living very spartan uh but i'm here and i'm doing a show i'm stealing stealing wi-fi for my

neighbor i do have internet here but i forgot to um bring my spare wi-fi router i brought a wi-fi

i bought a wireless router up from orlando up here but it is still at my in-laws house i was

I was using it over there to surf the net, and I haven't brought it up here yet.

So I apologize in advance for the crappy audio.

This will improve.

Athena will be up here with the server and the mixer and the good studio mic

and all that good stuff here in the next few weeks.

We'll be back up to full power.

I hope you all have had a good few weeks and whatnot.

I want to give a big thanks, first of all, to RBCP.

The Phone Loser people, the Phone Loser girl, white girl,

Talk, Tombstone, etc., etc., Laugh Track Matt.

Within the last few weeks and months, they've been covering for me and Milkman on Thursday nights.

Thank you. You guys have done good.

I've been catching it as often as I can.

I am not on Ustream right now, RBCP asking.

Um, no I am not on Ustream, I don't have a camera, I don't think there's any real sense

in being on Ustream if you're not going to see the video, other than some people may

be confused.

Uh, really this is more of a, I just wanted to test things out, I don't know what I'm

testing out really, because I'm not really set up yet here, but whatever, it's just Thursday

night and I said god dammit I want to do a show.

A lot of changes in my life lately.

A lot of things have gone good.

Of course, things are good.

But things are different in Pennsylvania in comparison to Florida.

One thing I learned is you can't just go to a gas station or a grocery store to buy beer.

I got a little confused.

I was like, all right, well, they don't sell at the stores like that.

I'll just go to a liquor store.

I went to a liquor store.

Spent about 10 minutes looking for the beer.

all I saw was wine and spirits I asked the guy at the front counter where's the beer at and he

looked at me like I was weird and said you're not from here are you and I said no from Orlando

they said yeah you want beer in Pennsylvania you have to go to a bar and they sell six packs there

or there's beer distributors where you can get cases and that's it and I was like but this is

is a liquor store, so, nope, he's like, nope, wine and spirits only, makes no sense, but

whatever, fucking retarded, alright, so if you guys want to send in numbers, I see Lonesome

Losers here, awesome, Lonesome Loser and I, we are fellow Pennsylvanians, we need to meet

up here pretty soon, we're gonna go get Asian massages together, we've been discussing,

Lonesome Loser knows a really good place where you can get an Asian massage, looking forward

This will save the song for a second while I get my op status back in the chatroom.

And we'll coordinate some numbers and we'll be right back.

First prank of the night coming up.

Alright, I'm trying to get it set up so this will work.

It might just end up not doing the show it looks like.

Fuck, alright.

Send this back here.

Alright, that's different.

Alright, so we didn't hear the alien invasion with that one.

Well, let's try to call Milkman again.

Okay.

Please enjoy this call tone while we connect you.

Tuck, you're the worst speller.

God.

Sickie idea.

What are you doing, Lily?

What is this idea, Lily?

We're going to talk to this little psychedelic.

Milkman.

Yeah.

Hey, man.

Were you sleeping?

Tell me this number.

No, you told me to call you this number direct all the time.

This is a different number for you.

When I would call you, I'd call you on your other number.

I didn't write your number.

Oh.

When you called before, it was just noise.

Did I confuse you?

Huh?

Did I scare you or something?

No, I don't take calls from people I don't know.

Oh, we don't know each other all of a sudden.

We're on the air.

Oh, okay.

Is that bad?

I can disconnect.

Go on.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Disconnect.

What's going on over there?

Just go on, man.

You're right.

I thought you didn't have the equipment set up.

I barely do.

I just had the laptop, and I've cobbled enough together to get it working a little bit.

All right.

Well, you know, if you're sleeping, it's okay.

Go back to sleep.

I didn't warn you.

I just called you, you know?

Sorry.

Yeah, man, I was out, dude.

I was conked out, man.

All right.

Well, go back.

Go back to sleep, Milkman.

How's work going?

It's good, man.

It's busy.

I have 150 computers to image tomorrow with Windows 7.

It's going to be a big day.

Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Work's going good.

You like it there, but what do you think about the snow and the ice, man?

It's fucking ass.

It's stupid.

I've fallen down twice on this goddamn ice.

Isn't that pretty sweet, ain't it?

No, it's not anymore.

It looks pretty on postcards, and that's about it.

Yeah.

I want to get some slice cakes, man.

I guess I'm going to have to do that.

Well, Milkman, look, go back to sleep.

I'll call you tomorrow.

We'll talk.

I'll bring you up to speed and stuff, all right?

Heh heh.

You like it.

Now you see why I love it, man.

Man, that's why I stayed there for so long.

You like to eat snow.

The yellow snow tastes better, man.

It's a little saltier.

Oh, man.

Milkman, how old are you?

New New Sister, 83.

That's about right.

I'll put you there.

I'm 87 years old now.

87.

Yeah, we've been out for...

87.

We're up to 87 now.

Oh, man.

Yeah, dude.

So, are you making calls?

You're the first call.

Who else am I going to call first?

I've got to call the co-host, man.

All right, dude.

Well, why didn't you tell me you were going to call, man?

This is a last-minute thing.

All of a sudden, I was like, you know what?

Son of a bitch, I'm going to try it.

And I said, well, it looks to be working.

Here's Milkman.

Let's call him in.

Well, let's get some calls in, man.

All right.

I'm awake now.

That's the spirit.

I don't like shit, but I'll come out in a minute.

I'll start being a dickhead again.

You look handsome, though.

So that's what's important.

All right, lonesome sleep.

Well, I need my beauty sleep, man.

You know, it was so bad, man, I was scaring people in my sleep.

Sleep in the dark.

All right.

Yeah, a lot of people were taking off, man, for even catching it, man.

Like, what the fuck?

Ah, shit.

Yeah.

All right, so RBCP, also known as Brad Carter Machine,

is going to be sending some Twitter complaints.

I wanted to mention, Milkman, I know you don't know

because you don't even know what an iPod is

since you're 87 years old,

but I've been updating the podcast.

Wait a minute, isn't that one of those new implants

where you can see with one of those things in your head

and then you can see it's like an artificial eye thing or something?

Something like that.

Look, the podcast, I've been updating my ass off

or I've been updating the podcast ass off

like you have no idea.

We're almost caught up.

only three left

until we're caught up.

No, I'm guessing now four

because now I had to end up

going and doing

a stupid fucking show tonight.

This isn't a show.

This is just a broadcast.

This is not a Madhouse show.

Do not consider it

a Madhouse show.

We're going to do,

I'm going to do a few pranks.

It's 1130 where I live

and I got to,

I got to go to work tomorrow.

I'm usually not up this late.

I'll start making exceptions

on Thursday nights again.

Live to you from

Chupacabra Central.

What are you talking about?

Okay.

Lonesome has sent in a number for the Lucky's Bar and Grill in Arkansas.

We'll give them a call.

This will be the first prank call out of the new Madhouse Studio.

RBCP is sending in a number about someone who complained publicly today on Twitter about Virgin Mobile.

Virgin Mobile, he said there, or she maybe,

Saying goodbye to Virgin Mobile for Good, overcharging, and horrible customer service.

They highly un-recommend this company, and they posted their phone number.

Very smart.

Okay.

And also someone who's confirming about horrible customer service from Virgin America,

which is, well, that's Virgin's airline, right?

I thought they were Virgin Atlantic.

Yeah.

No, Virgin America.

America. Oh, what's Virgin Atlantic?

Is that the other?

I don't know. I think it's based out of

UK, originally.

But they've got a

thing here for it called Virgin America.

I think Atlantic might be the one.

Okay, okay. Alright.

Well, that shows you what I know.

And another number coming in from Lonesome

Loser, a person

who looks like

works at Lowe's, lives in

North Carolina, posted their phone

number on Facebook. And another

Another Mexican gentleman who posted his number on Facebook also.

I guess they posted it on Facebook.

But regardless, Lonesome Loser has Facebook profiles for these people.

Awesome.

Okay, we're going to call the Lucky's Bar and Grill.

Brad's going to be sending in those Twitter things.

They're going to let those masks up here.

So we're going to do a few pranks, and we'll get down to it.

Milkman, in honor of your 87th birthday, I'm playing Jimi Hendrix.

Yes, go ahead, Milkman.

Awesome.

So, I do want to make a request.

Could you dig deep in the closet there and dust off Eddie Garcia, man?

Eddie Garcia?

And go face the call.

Okay.

Yeah, we could do that.

We'll do that to the Mexican.

Get up, kid.

What's up?

What's up, man?

What's up, kid?

All right.

You got it.

All right.

First prank of the night.

Thank you.

You're welcome, man.

You're very polite, man, after your surgery.

Well, you know, after I got my hysterectomy, man,

Whoops, I forgot how to use Skype.

You there still, Muffin?

Here we go, add to confidence.

All right, got it.

Lucky, this is Daniel.

Yeah, is this stupid Lucky's?

Pardon?

Is this stupid Lucky's?

This is Lucky's Bar and Grill, yeah.

Yeah, listen, there was a bar cap over there, and I stepped on it.

There was a what?

A beer cap.

Yeah.

Don't start with the statistics and the details with me.

Hello?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah, there's a beer cap over there, and I stepped on it.

That's got it.

Yeah.

What do you mean, a beer cap?

A cap to the bottle of beer.

I was walking outside, and I stepped on it.

Now, who's it from?

Hi, this is Billy.

Can I help you?

Yeah, listen, goddammit.

There was a beer cap outside, and I stepped on it, and I got hurt.

Let me walk back here.

I'm sorry, we're out of time.

Shit!

Hello?

Yes, sir.

Goddamn beer cap.

Repeat your last transmission.

Hello?

Hello, sir?

Yes, sir.

This is Billy. Can I help you?

Yeah, Billy, listen. There was a beer cap outside. I stepped on it. I'm holding you liable.

A beer cap?

That's right.

Okay.

And you're going to hold me liable?

What are we going to do about this?

Well, can I ask what your name is?

This is Cross.

This is who?

Cross. C-R-O-S-S. Cross.

Okay.

Cross Lopez.

Okay, well, if you'd like to come down here and talk about it, I'd be more than happy to.

I want you to send me a fax.

I sent you a which?

A fax.

I need you to send me a fax.

Where would I send it to?

Uh-huh.

All right.

Is there anything else I can help you with?

Is that your fax number I'm asking you?

No, I don't have a fax number here.

This is the bar number.

Is there a fax there at all?

No, sir, there's not.

I'm going to dial the...

If you want to come down and talk to me...

Shut up.

I'd be more than happy to talk.

Shut up for a second, please.

Excuse me?

Shut up for a second, please.

I'm not going to...

I don't have to put up with this.

If you want to talk to me,

You don't need to use that kind of language, but I'm going to go ahead and hang up now.

Lazy shit.

Shit.

Lazy shit.

Bastard shit.

Whatever.

What a piece of shit.

Piece of shit.

Where are the luckies in our little bar?

What the fuck was that, man?

You know I don't like calling people.

Yeah, well, okay.

Yeah, huh.

Oh, yeah.

Why don't you come on down here and let me kiss your ass?

Hello?

Yeah?

This is the Buffett.

Huh?

This is the Buffett.

Who do you want to talk to?

hometown Buffett

Okay, listen, there's a beer cap inside the food

You got a column

Man, why would you put a microphone on the laptop itself?

I don't know if you know here in milk, man, but like you can hear the the hard drive grind in and retarded

Yeah, what was your name Ramon Gonzalez, huh?

Ramon?

Yes, how can I help you?

Listen, there was a beer cap inside the food, in the rice.

Excuse me?

There's a beer cap inside of the rice, inside of the food.

And there's stink bugs in the bathroom.

In the bathroom?

There's stink bugs.

And there's a beer cap inside the rice.

I took a picture of it.

A picture of what?

A beer cap inside the rice.

In the bathroom?

No, man.

In the food.

Do you feed people in the bathroom?

Is that how you do it there?

Maybe that's, you know, sick people there

That eat in the bathroom

You wanna hold me?

I'm just gonna go to the bathroom

Anyway, Milkman

Milkman, you ever eat in the bathroom?

Breakfast?

I eat in the bathroom

I hear you

I have to sit in the toilet in the morning

I turn on the hot shower

And I sit on the toilet

Take a shit

Listen to the radio

And eat my cereal at the same time

Yeah listen there was a guy in there

He took the bowl of food in the toilet

In the bathroom

He threw a bowl of soup

He took it with him to the bathroom

Okay

I want you to write that down

When was this do you know

This is earlier today

He went into the bathroom with a bowl of food

Okay and then in the rice

There's a beer cap inside the rice

Who

Can you describe me the person

It was a Hispanic man

Dark hair, dark eyes

Okay

Are you ethnic or do you know

I have no idea who he was

I mean there's so many Hispanics

So many people black can come here

So I have no idea who would do that

So we're in trouble now

So he was in

He took the food with him there

And he ate it inside the bathroom

He sat down and he took a shit in the toilet

Was this a customer or

I don't know

Oh, okay.

He was taking a shit in the toilet and he was eating.

Oh, my goodness.

How can somebody do that?

Can somebody do that?

Well, that's why I'm complaining about you.

Mm-hmm.

Unfortunately, I mean, we don't have control, but we'll get you in the bathroom.

But he's an employee.

I thought you said you didn't have an idea who he was, if he was an employee or not.

I'm considering that he was an employee.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, because our employees, I mean, they know him.

I mean, everybody knows I'm not supposed to take anything to the bathroom.

But who eats in the bathroom?

You're not supposed to let people go to the bathroom with unpaid merchandise.

Of course.

I mean, anybody who walks in, they pay for the food.

He was shoplifting the food.

He went to the bathroom and he didn't pay for it.

Believe me, anybody who comes in, we don't let anybody just come in without paying.

You know, I saw on TV where their men, they go to the bathroom with food, and they do stuff to the food, like chicken, you know?

That they put a hole in the chicken, and they, you know, they do things to it, you know?

Well, we'll do what we can, but thank you very much for letting us know.

Listen, what was your name, Gonzalez?

Roberto.

Roberto?

Yes.

Okay.

What about, who's Ramon?

He just left.

Oh, he was just there.

Yeah, he was just here, but he has left.

I think that was him.

and he has left.

Yeah, he's the one

that was in the bathroom.

I don't think he will do that.

He's the general manager

in this place.

Now, what about the rice?

Man.

Are you there, Milkman?

Milkman?

Did we lose Milkman?

Yeah, we did.

What happened?

Please enjoy this call tone

while we connect you.

I don't know what happened here.

Milkman, are you there now?

Hello?

Please enjoy this call tone

while we connect you.

Milkman?

Hello, this is...

Hey, man.

This is Gorbachev.

Hey, Gorbachev.

Listen, I want to let you know

real quick.

But I lost you there somehow.

But you remember Fall?

Used to hang out with Da Dead.

Remember?

She had a crush on Da Dead for a while.

They had phone sex a few times.

Milkman.

Mr. Milkman.

Fall.

Remember Fall?

Yep.

She's in the chat room.

She says hi.

Hello.

Hi.

I'm Mr. Milkman.

Oh.

I don't know.

Is it my phone?

Is it the Skype that's breaking up?

Or is it your phone?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's cool.

Huh?

Milkman.

She's in the chat room

You know

Fall's in the chat room

She's asking about you

Really

Yes

Yeah

I'll be darned

That's what I

I saw her there

You know

It's a funny thing

On Tuesday

I was at work

I don't know what brought it on

I was working on

Someone's computer

I don't know if I saw

The word fall

Somewhere

Whatever it was

And I was like

I remember fall

Wow

I haven't heard it

from her in a long time and i remembered once on uh zolar show zolar towards the end of his show

he always used to play all his voicemail uh you know people calling back from prank calls and

people calling the show while he was on the call and he couldn't get the call and he had one the

dead was calling in i'll remember the dead was drunk and he's like uh hey i'm calling with four

Fall, fall, say something, fall, fall, god damn it, and he hung up, I don't know why

I thought about that, that was like two nights ago, or two days ago, and you know, I was

like, I wonder what ever happened to Fall, you know, that's one of the people that, you

know, disappeared, never heard about her again, and, Fall's gone, yeah, I'm looking here,

We got problems with the stream buffering.

All right.

Let's see if we got it under control.

I am on the default network.

Woo-hoo!

Default.

Just to inform you, Lonesome Loser, I've got a ghost in there.

If someone can kick Carlito, Lonesome, Nunu, RBCP, or Tuck, you all have ops.

Can you kick Carlito out for me and op Carlitos?

That would be greatly appreciated, sirs.

Thank you.

All right.

Thank you.

you, RBCP. Who did it? Who did it? Lonesome Loser did it. Good work. Lonesome Loser, you

get a gold star. Sure. All right, let's get Milk back on. We should call the dead and

ask him about Fall, his ex-girlfriend. No, they weren't boyfriend-girlfriend. Fall was

just nice to him, I remember, and he was always so mean to her. That was always such

an ass-starring. He was always so nice. Hey,

I'm on the Default Network.

Always trust the Default Network.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, man.

That's what it's called, Default.

All right, we're back.

All right.

Yeah, you sound better now.

Thank you.

You sound better also?

Yeah.

I think I've been scared back into reality by the madhouse.

Okay.

Awesome, man.

Awesome.

You know, I probably should have at least given you a heads up before I called, but you know me.

I'm a slack.

Slackity slack.

like. You want to try to call the dad? No way.

Not the airman, no. Why

do that? Why call a tradition?

Oh, Recipe.

Yeah, I could connect to their

router, the GUI.

Just turn off what else is traffic but mine.

The dad hung up. What an asshole.

The dad! Look at that. He just hangs

up. I think that's what he does with

Tuck also, I think. He just hangs up

on him. He's a piece of shit, that guy.

Anyway. Why do you

dad? No, we didn't call. We called

the cell phone. I talked to him last

night on

the messenger and he's like studying

for a test. I guess his exams

are coming up. Yeah, that doesn't mean

you know, if he has midterms

yeah, but that doesn't mean he has to hang up on you

on the phone. What's that about?

Oh, shit. What?

No, I have a video coming in there. I just loaded

up the page. Oh, okay.

Looking for the chat. No problem.

Let's call Charlie at the

do drop in. That reminds me.

Charlie.

Wow, I miss Charlie.

She's Charlie.

Yeah.

Bring the quarters on to him.

How do you do, Charlie?

May I help you?

Yeah, what's up, yo?

Hello.

Yeah, what's up, yo?

Hello.

Yeah.

I want to make an order.

Ni hao.

Ni hao, ma.

Hello.

Hold on a minute.

Hello, sir.

Hello.

Yes, what can I do for you, Mr. Charlie?

the restaurant yes so what i beg your pardon so what i want to make an order uh what would you

like to order so what you know do you have that so what what so what so what yeah do you want to

order so what yeah do you have it on the menu so what i think you had a menu for so what i don't

have a so what for me oh okay no it's you know it's a common vietnamese dish i don't know if

you had it so what do you want to place the order or do you want to come in to pick it up or

something I want to do something what kind of stuff do you want to do it you

know what this is a restaurant I don't want to fool you around okay I'm I mean

oh you don't want it's a serious thing here I beg your pardon yeah if you want

to press the order you just press the order asshole it may be that huh part of

me asshole do you know what do you want to call somebody else no somebody else

to help you Charlie is he there he's not here now you're what can I do for you

You're a lying woman.

Pardon me?

You're a lying woman.

I'm not a lying woman.

I'm working here, okay?

Working woman.

Whatever.

Go make me a sandwich.

Make you a sandwich?

Yeah, woman.

Why don't you go to the Burger King or McDonald's?

Woman is good for being in the kitchen, make a sandwich, and answer the phone.

Oh, if I could do that, I want you to make me a sandwich, okay?

I want you to make me a sandwich, if you can.

Oh, you want to...

I'm going to put my dick in a piece of bread for you.

That's up to you, okay?

But I just want you to don't fool around with this telephone.

This is a business phone, okay?

If anything happens, we will be connecting to the police station for you.

Which police station?

Which one?

If you have anything to say or something, if you want to talk to someone, I want to connect to there.

Do you want me to connect to there?

Do you have a line to there?

I'm supposed to talk to Charlie first.

No, Charlie's not here.

Oh, he's there because he just told me.

He called me over here and told me to call him there.

I don't think so

I do, I do

Well, you didn't talk to him

Maybe he called you from the outside, not in this restaurant, okay?

Why don't you give him your private number?

God damn it

We are so, we are busy now, so I don't want you to

If you want to talk to Charlie, why don't you come down and talk to him, okay?

So he's there then?

You admit that he's there

He won't come back later

Would you like to talk to him later?

Well, when can I call?

Why don't you, if you want to see him, why don't you come by later, okay?

He will be here later

Listen, I'll be honest with you

One more hour, he will be here, okay?

Listen, I'll be honest with you

I'm not in Hawaii.

If you're not in Hawaii, call back later then, okay?

Call me later, but one hour later, okay?

Can I just make an order?

I'm going to pick it up in an hour.

You call back.

You say you're not in this island.

How can you pick up the order later?

I'm in the jet ski.

May I ask you that?

How could you pick up the order if you're not in this island?

AT&T.

You know what?

If you're not in this island, why don't you go wash your feet and sleep, okay?

Wash my feet and sleep?

Yes.

You know Jesus washed the feet of the apostles

If you want to speak to Charlie

You want to talk to him

Come back later

The night before Jesus was turned over

He washed the feet of the apostles

If you want to talk to him

Why don't you come back and talk to him

If you want to talk to him

Why don't you come down

Why don't you put him on the phone

He's not here right now

So he will be here one hour

If you want to come here later one hour

You want to talk to him

You talk to him personally

Do you like to do that

Man business

This phone is connected to the police station also.

This is a recording, okay?

You make sure that I'm going to record this message to you, okay?

I'm recording this message now.

I don't give you...

Whatever you say is that this is a recording now, okay?

I don't give you permission.

You want to speak to Charlie, why don't you come down later, one hour?

I don't give you permission.

Shut up and let me talk.

Damn it.

I don't give you permission to record this call.

You know what?

If you want to talk to Charlie, why don't you come by one hour, okay?

Would you like to do that?

So if I call in an hour, you're going to put Charlie...

I speak up clearly to you.

If you want to speak up to him, why don't you come down later, okay?

Shut up.

Speak up one hour later, you understand?

Shut up, shut up.

Would you like to do that?

Shut up, shut up.

If I call back in an hour, I will talk to Charlie then, you're saying, right?

If you want to speak to him directly, why don't you come down or either call him one hour later, okay?

Well, I'm asking you.

He's not here.

Shut up.

If I call him in an hour, he's going to be there, you're saying, right?

He's going to be here one hour later.

If you want to talk to him, talk to him later, okay?

Okay.

What was your name?

Her name is Click.

Oh, my goodness.

God damn.

Well, I stirred up on that one.

Please.

Milkman, why don't you take that to a private chat, you know, in the chat room there, talking to Paul.

I don't know how to do it, dude, because I have to use this stupid-ass Java interface,

but I don't know how to make it do the PM.

Well, let me do it.

Open up another one, and there's nothing there.

I don't know.

I think there's a way.

I think you just got to read the manual.

Old man.

You got to...

I'm talking about everybody knows to go French.

You know, Joshua, it's okay.

All right, so that was a Jew drop-in.

I'm not wearing it to class.

All right.

Maybe you had a good idea, man.

I missed it.

It was to act like I'm confused,

thinking it's the Jew drop-in,

and order Jewish fast foods like bagels and shit.

That would have been good.

Damn.

Missed that one.

All right, I got more numbers from Lonesome.

We'll get to those in a moment.

In the meantime, let me hop over and get Rubber Cups,

also known as RBCB.

World World Cop, RBCP, whatever.

He gave a number here for someone complaining about...

I'm very shy.

I bet I'm tired.

I'm going to stay up this late, usually.

Virgin America.

Why didn't you try to do Eddie Garcia for a minute?

He's having too much trouble with English.

I wanted to bring up one of the shows

when I first moved up here to Pennsylvania.

One of the shows that Brad and Tuck were doing

to cover for us was pretty funny they were doing these twitter complaints and they called someone

who was complaining about at&t service they called the brad caused the lady on skype and on

on his like on ours then the caller id name comes up as madhouse.radio on um on his i think it's

it shows up as phone losers or the phone losers something like that it's funny because the lady

answered, and it's like, hi, this is

Roy with

AT&T. And she's like,

this isn't AT&T. If it's

AT&T, how come it's this phone

loser selling CallRID?

And

I was trying to get their attention

in the teller. That's what AT&T,

you know, he should have said,

well, we're changing our name to

Phone Losers of America now. We're not AT&T

anymore.

You know, that'd be kind of funny.

That is funny. AT&T,

They are kind of phone losers.

I wanted to mention, before we do this prank here to the Twitter complainer,

I wanted to mention something weird that happened about three weeks ago.

I don't know if I told you about this one yet, Milkman,

but I got a call on the Skype about 6 o'clock in the morning from KDK.

He was drunk dialing.

He called to apologize and make peace.

We talked for a good 10, 15 minutes, I think.

We caught up on things and had a pretty decent, amicable conversation, if I must say.

And it was good talking to the guy, and I'm glad that we had the conversation.

And I've been in his chat room for two shows now, and he's been nothing but polite.

So it's good to see that maybe Candy Cat has turned on.

Maybe he and I have turned over a leaf and are moving on to respecting each other

or at least respecting our right to exist or coexist, as it may.

But, yeah, that was quite unexpected out of nowhere.

I got a 15-minute voicemail on Skype.

I'm like, who's this from?

When I look at it, it's from KDK, and it's him.

You hear, like, that's what I could hear.

I could hear him on his computer or his laptop.

He had his mouse clicking around.

And he was obviously drunk because I kept hearing him hiccup all the time.

It was like, oh, did that...

I mean, KDK's been calling around drunk.

And he forgot to disconnect.

So it was like a 15-minute-long voicemail of him doing nothing but burping, hiccuping, and typing, and clicking around.

I listened to the whole thing because I was interested to see whether or not he would start watching a porno or something.

That'd be kind of funny to listen to him whooping off.

But that did not happen. Unfortunately, that would have been good radio. I would have used that of course, but yes

Made peace with KDK. I'm sure a lot of you thought it would never be possible, but it happened

Wow, I guess the main question I got is what is your feelings on T-Baggin?

Hello, Sitco. Hello. Is this Sitco? No. Who's this? No Sitco here buddy. This is gas station

No, I said to go to the gas station in the Aldermoyne area.

Where are you from?

I'm from Corporate Office National Hand Washing Institute.

No, man.

You prepare food there, right? Sandwiches?

I say no.

Yeah, but you have food? What do you do there?

It's a secret number?

Just sitting, watching TV.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Do you have sandwich?

No.

I'll put my dick into two pieces of bread and feed it to you.

Huh?

I put my dick between two pieces of bread and I feed it to you.

Yes, eat it.

Look at it, eat it, eat it.

Where are you from?

I'm from Libya.

Oh, you're from Libya?

Yeah.

I'm from Kenya.

You're from Kenya?

Yeah.

Oh, you know what that means?

Huh?

You know what that means?

It means?

It means your mother is black.

Your mother is black?

Your mother is black.

No, my mother is white.

No, you're from Kenya.

No, man, I'm from Kenya.

Okay, so your mother is a black.

No, man.

Can I hit you in the face with my shoe?

Huh?

Can I hit you in the face with my shoe?

Excuse me?

I'm going to hit you in the face with my shoe.

But you don't know about me, then.

I'm going to take off my shoes, and I'm going to hit you in the face with my shoe and make you kiss me.

You never see me.

If you see me, then you don't talk like that one.

I hit you in the lips.

Then you have a tea in your pants, man.

Okay, bye.

She sure did not like that.

All right.

That was fighting words over there, man.

All right.

Yeah, man, pull out the old shoe, man.

Dr. Shoals is not a good friend.

Dr. Shoals was a friend of mine.

Yeah.

I don't think it goes like that, Milkman.

Dr. Shoals.

He had a free throw from me to those in the day.

Be quiet, quiet.

837, I'm not here right now.

Leave a message and I'll call you back.

No, no answer there.

Balls.

All right.

Hit you in my shoe.

All right, let's...

I'm going to call my guy back.

See what he's got going on.

See if we can entice him a little further.

Telephone number, no.

No, I'm blocking the phone number.

It's blocked.

I have, yes.

No, no, no.

That's not it.

No, no, no.

I know.

Now you're going to jail, no.

No, no.

Hey.

No, no, no, no, no.

Listen now.

Okay?

How many men were with your father before you were born?

I said, no, you remember your telephone number?

I'm going to give it to the police this month.

My telephone number is blocked.

Oh, man.

All right, let's call him again.

Listen, I'm sorry, okay?

Please.

Why are you sorry now?

Because I don't want you to tell police.

Why not?

Because I don't want to go to jail, okay?

Because my mom's going to get mad.

And she's going to take away my Nintendo.

Hold the telephone.

What's he talking about?

Anyway.

I'm going to take your telephone number to the police.

What do you think they're going to do?

Oh, that's nice, Mr. Jackass.

For the police to come and get you.

After they have a three-hour interrogation.

but wow milkman since we've been gone you know the world's gone crazy i understand since madhouse

hasn't been able to been on the air things of you know the people themselves in the middle east have

lost control there you know we have a lot of listeners in the middle east and after madhouse

has been on hiatus for a month or two um they saw nothing else that they could do except to

start protesting uh started in tunisia and then egypt and bahrain and then libya and all this

the shit. Any ideas

about that milk mill? What the hell's going on out there, dude?

I don't know, man. I heard DTT's

behind it. He started hacking things

and...

I think he got that Microsoft

simulator and got him a Cox Airplane

now. You know, you remember the

Cox Airplanes, don't you? Yeah, yeah.

The little gas-powered airplane

they had back in the 70s

and the 80s and started up and had

a little fuel in it. It was all about

It was about two feet long.

It had a string on it, and you just take that thing and pull it around in a circle.

How did it go?

You just and pull it around in a circle.

All right.

Awesome.

I'm going to call one of these, another Twitter complainer here.

Hang on.

You sound like a saw.

Those things did.

They sound like a miniature chainsaw.

This is a recording.

And I hung up on milk.

Shit.

Call him back.

Let me call him back.

Please enjoy this call tone while we connect you.

Hey.

Oh, I picked up.

The Westboro Baptist Church.

I've called them twice in this show's history.

Both times it's been the wife that's picked up and she doesn't really like to play.

They're used to getting prank calls.

the first time I called it, I talked to her for about

two minutes, I first heard

about them way before they started

making news recently, the first time I heard

about the Westboro Baptist Church, I used to watch

20-20 every week

when I was in middle school, high school

through my teenage years

it started basically

you know, in the 90's I grew up

and I would watch TGIF

on ABC and you had

your Family Matters and

whatever other shows, I don't want to go into it now

but

But 10 o'clock 2020 would come on.

I remember seeing that group.

I remember, you know, the God Hates Fags.

And back then they were just anti-gay, anti-gay, you know, super anti-gay.

This is maybe probably around 92, 93 that I first saw them.

So it was quite familiar.

Anyway, I called her, and I told her I was calling from 2020 ABC.

And, you know, she's like, we've already been with you, and it didn't work out.

So, yeah, I've talked to her before.

or she just doesn't, they're just, they're used to getting prank calls, or just, you know, I'm sure

they get a lot of violent, threatening calls from, god, everybody, I'm sure they don't get phased that

much, oh, I got into a car accident, also, while I was up here, someone hit me from behind, wasn't my

fault, some stupid woman driver hit me, hello, milkman, why does he have to have the most retarded

in voicemail messages that

sound like it's him picking up. Every time.

Anyway. Uh, Nunu,

you remember I told you I had an idea.

Lonesome if you're listening right now.

Had an idea about, uh,

calling people in the town of Sandwich

in the UK and telling

them to make me a sandwich at 5 o'clock

in the morning. They were telling me. I don't know why,

but it came up as an idea.

Thought it'd be something we could do. Uh,

it is now 12.17am.

This is

Madhouse Broadcast.

number one from the new

studio in Pennsylvania.

Go who?

Alright, H.P. Lovecraft, you're posting

a YouTube video.

Is that

the interview from back then?

They did a 45 minute interview?

God, fucking Friday Night Pranks.

Those kids stole everything

I do. Hey, Milkman, how you doing? I'm angry

now. You there? I'm angry.

Those Friday Night Prank

kids stealing my ideas again.

again. Admittedly, they've admitted

several times now that they

use me for ideas, and here we are

again. They've beat me to the punch.

Ah, damn, those

fucking little turds. No, you know

what? It's a good thing that there's

people out there doing pranks, and

you know, but whatever. Let me not get

into it before we start some prank war.

We've just gotten into a piece with KDK.

Let's not start a new prank war.

They need all the help they can get

from the hospital. I guess.

Whatever. Anyway, let's

continue moving on here with more numbers

that Lonesome Loser has sent in.

Sorry about that, Milkman. I hung up on you

in accident and hit the wrong button. I'm a dumbass.

Oh, I didn't know what was going on.

Then a couple of voicemails came

in and then one rang and I couldn't figure out

what was going on. Yeah, I know. You get confused

easily, too, then. That's the problem.

Oh, it's so true.

Where's my time? You keep using

that anti-perspirant deodorant with the

aluminum in it. It's what happens.

Rubber sheets. Would you shine my ball

Oldspot, please.

Hello.

How are you?

Are you sleeping or something?

Who is this?

This is Cross.

How are you doing, buddy?

This is Vince.

All right.

This is Vince.

Speaking.

Yeah, listen.

The store, I don't know, were you on schedule tomorrow to come in?

Were you opening or closing tomorrow?

What?

Were you scheduled tomorrow at the store?

What?

Lowe's.

You're not scheduled tomorrow?

Okay.

The store's, it's closing.

Who is this?

This is Cross. I'm calling from Corporate Lowe's.

I'm calling from store number 2235.

So I got a list of people who potentially were supposed to open tomorrow.

I don't know if you were...

I quit.

It was an old schedule. Huh?

I quit a while ago.

How long ago did you quit?

Like a hundred months.

Well, you're still down here. You're supposed to open tomorrow morning.

I quit a while ago.

Well, that's not the information I have here.

So you need to report to work at store number 2235

5 because they're closing the store that you

were working at. Well, I'm not going

to. Well, um,

I got news for you, buddy. If you don't

show up for work tomorrow, all your

benefits are going to cut off. Are you claiming

unemployment right now?

It's the store in Raleigh.

The store in Raleigh. Dude, I don't know

who you are. If you think this is some kind of joke,

call me at like 2.30 or

like 12.30 in the morning. Stupid asshole.

If you're an expert, you wouldn't speak like

that to someone. I'm the manager of the store

and I say whatever I want. You understand?

You're sick and tired of getting...

Don't fuck yourself.

Fucking shit.

Fucking ass.

He's

he's gone.

Now, Milkman, I didn't hang up on you this time, you see?

It took me a while.

No, I think he needs rewritten up.

He needs rewritten up.

Formal reprimand for an order.

All right, let's call Dalton here.

Dalton works for Sam St. John's Seafood.

Whenever you call that Facebook guy, don't forget, man, the Mexican guy.

You got to do that.

Hey, kid, what's going on?

What's up, Cholo?

All right.

Lonesome, hold off on the numbers.

I know I've only been on for like an hour, but I'm not going to be doing much longer of a show because I'm tired as it is.

I'm not used to staying up this late.

I do have to get up tomorrow.

I promise when I start doing shows again, I will still do the whole 10 o'clock to 1 o'clock thing, you know, normally, but for the time being.

As I'm wading myself back into the madhouse schedule, let's not go too crazy.

Let's all be happy

That Carlito came on

To do something

Milkman, I found a deal

At a grocery store up here

They had ham

$1 a pound

I bought a 7 pound

6.8 pound ham

And I baked it 3 days ago

I'm still eating from it

Nice baked ham

Hey Dalton

Yeah listen, stores close tomorrow

Yeah

Yeah, you need to come in and pick up your last paycheck tomorrow,

but doors aren't going to be open until 10, right?

We're laying everybody off.

There's going to be somebody there from workforce

if you want to go ahead and fill out the unemployment information

for unemployment benefits.

And also the macaroni grill in the area and also the chilies,

they're going to be there taking applications.

And they're considering anybody from Sam St. John's is going to be top priority.

They have four openings at the one and five openings at the other.

Okay, what time will you do to come in tomorrow?

They open up at 10.

Well, you can, 10 o'clock, but what time are you on schedule for tomorrow?

Tomorrow, I'm supposed to come in at 4.

At 4 in the afternoon?

Yeah.

All right, do you think you can come in around 8 o'clock this morning and maybe help out?

We're going to be, they're going to be paying $20 an hour for people to help out,

board the windows, throw out trash.

All right.

Four hours of work, $20 an hour.

Okay.

And then during that time, towards the end, then we'll get you the last paycheck and all that.

Okay, so Dalton, I got you down.

You're going to be able to make it at 8 o'clock?

Is it too early?

Do you need to call me back or something?

No, I'll be in there at 8.

All right, we'll see you there.

Sorry about the bad news.

I don't know if he's going to show up or not, but he's actually slaying them off.

Whatever, Milkman.

What do you think about that?

Is that bad?

Milkman, you don't mind.

He's like Frank Master's cousin.

All right, prank master's cousin, indeed.

All right, let's go ahead and call the Mexican.

It's Eddie Garcia, milkman, as you asked for.

Yeah.

As soon as I'm done with this show, I'm going to get the ham out of the fridge

and take a knife to it, get a big chunk of it, and I'm going to eat and go to sleep.

Hello, is this Beto?

Yeah.

Yo, what's up, kid?

Yo, it's your cousin, Eddie.

Huh?

It's your cousin, Eddie.

Eddie?

Yeah, kid, what's up?

What's up?

What's up, cuz?

I'm home.

Yo, man, you remember that time you put your dick in a piece of bread

and ate it like a sandwich?

Hello?

Fuck.

That was a stupid idea, Milkman.

That was a Milkman idea.

Let's call him back.

Yeah, what happened?

Did you call me over here or something about a sandwich?

I just got a phone call from someone here, Eddie, about a sandwich.

No, who are you?

Who is this?

There was a Mexican...

Some Mexican greaseball asshole called me over here

Talking about a sandwich

Jesus

Speak American

Let's call Sitco again

Muslim Gardener

Oh yeah, Big Booty Brenda

Alright, no answer there

Let's continue on with the Lonesome Loser numbers

Let's see what's going on here

So did you bake the ham? Did you fry it? Was it a boneless ham, bone-in? How many pounds?

Just short of seven pounds, bone-in ham.

Damn, a jackham, all right.

Yeah, man, I baked it. Baked the fucker.

Oh, yeah.

It was thawed. I took it out. I trimmed some of the fat.

Not all of it, but I trimmed a majority of the fat that I had on it and threw it out.

And then I baked it. I baked it for a while.

It's been, like, two and a half hours, I think.

Did you put it in 7-Up?

Pineapple ring?

No, no.

Mustard?

Just some mustard, dry mustard, and some Stevia.

There was a sugar-free glaze.

It was dry mustard, Stevia, and...

I need to find that stuff, man, that sugar stuff you're talking about.

Stevia, man, it's there.

All the grocery stores have it now.

It's all over the place.

I went to Walmart and didn't see it, but, you know, I might have been in the wrong section.

Well, it's in the sugar section.

It doesn't say Stevia.

I bought it at Walmart this week.

It's called Truvia is the one that they got there.

It's a little container.

It's, like, green and white.

That's the one that Pepsi makes, I think, is Truvia.

Look it up, Milkman.

Go to Wikipedia.

You'll see that.

Huh?

What?

Is it expensive?

Yeah, it's pretty expensive.

It's expensive, but it's stronger than sugar, so for what you would pay to get Splenda or something, you make out the same amount of money.

It's less of a container, but you use less than you do, so it actually works out.

But just the peace of mind, you're putting something natural in yourself.

Oh, man, when are they going to start making that with crystal light?

What's that?

When are they going to make it with crystal light?

I don't know.

I don't know, man.

I love my crystal light.

Oh, there's another story I wanted to tell you guys today.

day um i'm in the apartment of course and um the the girl from the front office at the apartment

came by after work to uh do the walkthrough inspection no nothing like that yeah but um

i made uh some green tea uh crystal light green tea uh green mango peach tea i i put it in a tea

Did you use a teabag?

No.

No, man.

I dropped the envelope of Crystal Light in a gallon of water, and I shake it up, and

I drink out of it for a whole day, and I had it next to the air mattress on the floor of

the bedroom next to the mattress, and she went into the bedroom to do the inspection,

and it looks like I have a piss jug sitting there next to the bed, like some incontinent

fucking weirdo.

She looked at like

Oh my god

Did you pour her glass

And ask if she liked it

With her tea bag

Oh man

That would have been funny

But

Yeah

I have a

I think she thinks

It looked

To me

I think she thinks

It was my piss jug

Anyway

Alright

She would have really flipped

If you just pulled out a cup

And poured it out

And started drinking it

Right in front of her

I could have whipped my dick out

And stuck it in there

And filled it up

No just

Just pour it out

And start drinking

That would have been

Just the look on her face

Would have been hilarious

Oh, man. It looks like, you know, it looks like piss.

Like, you know, piss, we know when it's a little brown, when it's been sitting around for a while,

and it's like pissed, you know, it gets that brownish color, it turns a little bit.

Oh, my goodness, that's how I poopy pee pee.

Poopy pee pee.

I love poopy pee pee.

Spoil it.

Anyway, let's continue.

Poopy pee pee.

Look at the recipes.

You guys talking about that ham, dude.

It's a great idea.

I did. I fixed a new recipe last night for my skinny sauce.

I used onion, red onion, fresh green pepper, fresh garlic, cilantro,

basil, oregano, mushroom, chimney mushroom, and then lean on pork, sausage,

tomato sauce, and then let that stuff chug away for several hours, man,

and talk about out of this world skinny sauce.

Yummy.

Fresh, fresh, fresh. Fresh, fresh, fresh.

Fresh baby, fresh

Everything's fresh

How fresh you

Fresh herb really set it off

There's nothing like this powder and shit

Listen

I was on the phone there with a woman named

Ann and she was being fresh with me

On the phone

She spoke to you fresh on the phone?

Yes

What's her name?

Ann

We don't have anybody by that name here

What's your name?

My name is Anna

Ah, that was you

Oh, come on

Uh-huh.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

Put someone else on the phone.

I don't talk to fresh women on the phone.

Go make me a sandwich and put someone else on the phone.

Pardon me?

Go make me a sandwich and put someone else on the phone.

Who would you like to talk to, sir?

Another, maybe a man.

Do you have a man there?

No, we don't have a man here.

We'll put another woman, and while she's talking to me, go make me a sandwich and come back with a sandwich.

And who are you so I can make you the sandwich?

This is Derek Williams, and it's sandwich, not sandwich.

And who are you, sir?

What do you do there, or do you have certifications?

Because I don't think you speak the language very well.

Hello.

Can you repeat that again, please?

Do you have a sandwich there that you're going to make for me?

Therapist, it's organic.

Hello.

Okay, let me have you talk to my boss.

Andy, how can I help you?

Yeah, Anna's supposed to go make me a sandwich.

Excuse me?

Anna's supposed to go make me a sandwich while I talk to you.

Who is this?

This is Derek Williams.

And who are you, Derek?

Well, I'm Anna's boyfriend.

She's supposed to go make me a sandwich.

Anna's boyfriend?

She doesn't have a boyfriend.

She does now.

She was talking on the phone fresh with me before.

Okay.

Okay, so I sent her to go make me a sandwich while you write her up.

I think you must have a wrong number.

No, this is the old people house, right?

Where the old people go to die?

No.

This is where the old people get sick and die?

Hello?

Oh, all right, that's Anna over there

headed to make me a sandwich.

The quality of the sound of this show

reminds me of our very first episode.

I don't know why, but just like...

Yeah.

I don't know why.

It just sounds like that.

You know what I mean?

I don't know.

I don't know why it reminds me of that.

It's definitely different on the phone

compared to how you normally sound.

This one sounds kind of like

muffled like you're on a cheap phone or something.

It doesn't sound like you normally do,

like more open.

Yeah.

It has, like, really diminished trebles, you know, highs.

You know, it sounds a lot more mid-range-y and kind of more compact in the mid-range.

You don't get very many bright highs.

It sounds really different.

You must be using a different phone or mic or something.

It's the microphone that's on the laptop.

It sucks.

That's why.

Ah, okay.

That sounds about right.

Call in the UK.

No answer yet.

Yes.

Do you know what tone it is?

Ah, I hung up on Milkman in an accident

Shit, shit, shit

Whoops, calling back

Please enjoy this call tone while we connect you

Hey, trying to call you back, Milkman

Call me

While Milkman calls back

I gotta go make a pee-pee

I'll be right back, I'm gonna make a piss in the toilet

Real quick, be right back

Alright, I'm back

You guys probably heard me peeing

I see Milkman called while I was gone

The old fuck that's calling back

back please enjoy this call tone while we connect you hey hello god call back milkman call back

wait i'm milkman i can't go to sleep any later than one on the dot so that is the latest do a

call here while we're on the milkman uh bears are not the ancestors of dinosaurs and i knew you

stupid they're the descendants of dinosaurs god i mean really so stupid and even still there's no

no direct proof of that. We all know that dinosaur bones are left by the devil to make

people question creation. Dinosaurs are not real. Yeah, hi. This is Joanne. Yes. What

do you say there, big Joanne? Hello. This is Joanne. Joanne. What's up, man? What's

up, man? Not you. We had a Joanne on the line and she stopped talking. Let's try to call

her back. Okay. I had to get e-beats. The person you have called is on the phone. Please leave

Leave a message after the tone.

Joanne, please call in.

This is Milkman and Joe the Czechoslovakian.

You know, we just want to talk to you.

Talk fresh.

Fresh.

All right.

Anyway.

See you.

Saté.

Two numbers left.

Hillary coming up.

Calling a town that Nunu wanted Wilson to find numbers for.

Some town where they had an election or something.

Probably regularity.

I think we have that problem.

Regularity.

Sounds like they need Jimmy Carter over there.

Good voicemail.

The person you have called is unavailable.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Nothing there.

And we have one number left.

No, we have two numbers left.

We've got Peter Davis.

Peter Davis.

Next week we should schedule to call Libya.

We've got a whole week.

See if we can find some numbers for Libya.

Talk to them.

Good call.

You did find out what's going on over there.

How they like the madhouse.

Yeah, hi.

How are you?

Yeah, is Peter there?

This is Cross Davis.

I have down here that Peter voted.

Well, we're trying to get an exit poll here.

I'm calling from the Jimmy Carter Association from Georgia in the United States.

What?

I'll try to call back just in case.

Ask her if she knows what time it is.

All the time, we're always talking about time.

You know what time it is.

You and the tea bags

Alright, one last number left

For AJ Jones

Alright

Jill asking us to ask her

How big her tits are

Oh yeah, we'll get to that last

Some kind of

Pastor or something

In South Africa

I'll ask him if he took a shit

In the pool

Jill got it right

Jill wants to know what the tip size is

or what cup size I'm calling

yep

hello

hello AJ

hang up there so we got the last

number from new new

Douglas Morris a clergy person

from the Methodist Church of Great Britain

he is in South Africa

right now and his cell phone is this

blah blah blah

what is the cup size

He went swimming yesterday.

Alright, cool.

I'm guessing he's being stalked on Facebook or something.

Ooh, this is a South African number.

How much is this?

South Africa.

Invalid phone number.

It's not letting me call South Africa.

It came up with the flag like it knows it's South Africa,

and then it says it's invalid.

Noonoo, let me try one more time.

Make sure you're not missing a digit of that, Noonoo.

You're running out of time, though.

Double-check that while I try to get my Skype window.

Here we go.

I am pasting the number, I am calling, and it says invalid phone number.

I don't know.

I don't know, Milkman, I don't think that's going to work.

So, I think we've reached the end of our broadcast here.

Milkman, how are you feeling?

Do you feel we had a productive night?

Get us out of here, Milkman.

Well, well, well, kids, what a surprise, what a surprise.

Right here, your favorite, Madam.

That's right, the one and only, 90.6 a mile.

Well, it looks like we had a rather acute turnout given the circumstances.

Last minute notice, our guy, our friend, definitely showed up.

I'd like to especially thank our numbers hit man.

That's right, the big, the big hitter.

The 714 of the numbers calling world.

I'd like to thank our lonesome loser.

Thank you so much, brother.

My man, the main man.

Man, I really, you know, like to thank also some of our friends who showed up here.

And welcome back, my long-lost sister, Polly McFall.

Welcome back, Sir Noonoo.

He's out in the pensioner's home right now.

He's using the bedpan.

He'll be back in a couple minutes.

Hopefully, he'll be able to hear this before he gets finished.

He doesn't like Tuesdays.

Also, I'd like to thank Gilly Beans and Mr. P3 Clay and RGT Team.

H.P. Lovecraft, Faith Bison, Pink, and anybody else who managed to show and talk.

I'd like to thank all of our friends for showing up.

And if anybody in the Senate just made it over, hey!

Hey, now!

Hey, again.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

I'd like to thank you also, especially you.

That's right, our listeners, our lovely listeners.

We do this every week, not least one, but from now on, occasionally,

We will let you know as time goes on.

Every week, that's right, we do this for you, our lovely listeners and friends.

That's right, we drop the dime.

We only ask that you bring the time and stop in and share a laugh with your crazy friends right here in the Madhouse.

Bring a friend, or better yet, bring an enemy and introduce them to the mad challenge of the Generalissimo of the Madhouse.

That's right, the leader of our fearless militia.

Thank you my brother

And I'm so happy for you

That things are working out out there

And thanks for giving me a call

And waking me out of my blissful sleep

So that I can stir the living

Bullshit out of the lucid

Thank you my brother

Thank you

Let's reiterate the thanks there

For Lonesome Loser, Nunu

RBCP as I said before

Thanks for holding things down

Helping me out tonight getting set up

And Tuck also helped out

While we were gone

Good work over there

I guess we're done

Milkman and I will be back

Next week again

Let me think here

To be honest with you

I won't have any more equipment next week

So it's going to be just about as good sounding

As tonight was

If I do the show

Now what I think I might do

I may not do the show next Thursday

But next weekend

By next Friday

Friday, I'll have the equipment, so I'll try to do a show Saturday or Sunday night after I unpack things.

And then I will show you who is the man, and I will show you who's going to hit who in the face with their shoes.

That was a fun prank call.

Prank call of the night, right, boy?

Yeah.

All right.

We're out of here.

Good night, everybody.

Peace out, my people.

We just came through to check y'all niggas, you know, came to show some love.

Us niggas don't know how long we gonna be here, feel me?

So enjoy this shit and enjoy yourselves.

And then we outta here.

Sit.

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