Your Car Is Now On Fire – 10/11/12 Show

You're calling me stupid.

I don't feel comfortable sharing my personal pictures with someone.

If you don't meet someone, I'll be more than glad to.

I'll beat your ass.

I'll meet you at the strip club.

I don't know who you are.

I'm not playing no fucking games, man.

I fuck you, son of a bitch.

Stop making those stupid comments.

You're out of your crazy mind.

You ain't getting no goddamn dollars.

I'll fuck you.

All my blood.

Just my pussy.

Why don't you piss off?

You're listening to the Madhouse Radio Prankcast.

Big motherfucker.

fuck up milkman and i'm doing the show tonight hey everybody good evening mccarlito that is

and madhouse radio hope you're all doing super yeah man carlito's your host for the next 15

minutes we'll be doing a show for that it's a surprise big surprise big surprise man good

evening madhouse radio madhouse live.com is the website send your prank requests there because

Because we prank, we do prank calling, prank calling people, stuff like that.

Yeah, yeah, cacti, cacti, in the chat room says milky liquors, for some reason for the

last two days, I've been saying milky liquors in my head, I don't know why, over and over

again, milky liquor, milky liquor, I have no idea, good point, gold star for cacti,

cacti, milkman if you don't mind, give him a gold star, just for being, just for being

on the spot.

I don't know why, seriously, all day today I wanted to go take a piss, and I kept saying

Milky Liquor under my breath.

Milky Liquor, Milky Liquor.

You know how hard that goes back?

That goes back, yeah, a few years, at least.

Almost to the beginning, the first person I think I ever heard say that, do you remember

who it was?

Johnny B from the Jerky Boys?

No, just slightly prior to that, but he did know of me, it was just, you know, it was

just a prophet.

Hugh Jackman in The Gladiator.

exactly wrong man it was that's that jerky voice that's the jerky voice saying from like the 90s

man god you're stupid god you're stupid i told you the prophecy i'm talking about in our you know

in our crew sorry listen listen see is johnny b telling you you're wrong right there

all right johnny b but johnny b he get mad the stream is skipping god damn it what happened

video video skipping the video does skip sometimes don't don't rely on the video the video is ass

i hate the video i only put it on there because you people get mad if i don't do video try to fix

the the camera a little bit so it's not grabbing so much maybe that'll help out i look fat today

feel fat i look fat yeah well good evening everybody hope you're all having a great night

i'm sorry i'm late i was actually uh i was watching the vice presidential debate um quite

quite interesting uh guy like joe biden i'm not a big uh fan of obama or romney really but i think

joe biden brings it and he was he's he's actually kind of i hope it doesn't go negative but he's

sitting there just kind of even just just laughing in in uh paul ryan's face pretty good i think it's

over now they're still going they've gone up three thousand see if we can hear joe biden be

mean again remember when he said i promised by the end of my first term i'll cut this ryan guy

this ryan cat's weighing over his head and biden's like wiping the floor with him

a debt crisis is coming we can't keep spending and borrowing like this we can't keep spending

money we don't have he's not answering questions and biden's actually like why doesn't he answer

questions well it got to the point where ryan was like excuse me mr vice president please don't

interrupt me and and the vice president will then stop taking more than four minutes for each

question. We've got to tackle this debt crisis before it tackles us. This crazy fucker's a big

fan of this guy. We asked his budget office. Can we see the plan? They sent us to this press

secretary. He gave us a copy of the speech. We asked the congressional budget office. Tell us

what President Obama's plan is to prevent a debt crisis. Who cares? Why don't you shut up? I'll

be giving in a little bit. I'll be giving my endorsement here for the 2012 election, Milkman.

man oh wait a minute wait a minute stand by cactus cactus don't uh don't throw anything in

the chat room you better send it direct to alito all right yeah take take back that gold star take

back gold star because cacti cacti he's new he doesn't yeah get a half a car now man but you got

you gotta uh send that direct yeah we'll give you back yeah because yeah what happens someone else

also call it like like the brad carter guy he'll call it and he'll be like tee he he says that tee

he you know carlito he's about to prank call you and here's his personal information you know he'll

give him all my information before i call and then i call him an asshole and the guy's like oh i know

your real name and your address and your phone number oh my god virtually nothing except continue

to increase the tax cuts for the room yeah the debate's boring i'm gonna turn it off it was

It was funny before.

Have you talked to Mr. Stewart today, sir?

No, I have not.

No.

No, why?

Mr. Stewart, I don't know.

He didn't do a show Sunday because he was sleeping with a 16-year-old girl.

Oh, okay.

I know off the cuff that sounds horrible, but apparently it's legal in the U.K.,

and he was saying, I'm going to bang a 16-year-old this weekend,

and that's why he didn't do a show.

I want him to come in and talk to us about this.

Anyway, we're going to be talking to Evil Artie tonight.

night evil already has more crazy stories uh he always has i think evil artist should write a book

at some point well all the girls that he's met right all the uh the the fucking the the k2 spice

overdose in the walmart parking lot um the the stink the stinky girl that he met once remember

that stole his laptop charger and um the time he went out on a date with the one girl and he

He insisted on smoking pot on the way there to the sushi place.

He went to an all-you-can-eat sushi place and ate all this sushi in front of her

and was wondering why she didn't call him back after that.

I wonder.

Oh, man.

Hey, did you get that gourd I sent you there?

Yeah, thanks for sending me that gourd.

Everyone, get on gourd, man.

Yeah, we got a request of pranks.

We got quite a few requests of pranks, including some from Big Perth.

Yeah.

Also, I'll be sending you some numbers to one of our listeners here.

is also going to produce

penniest numbers.

Is he a milky licker?

No?

Anyway, I didn't get a chance

to, unfortunately,

did not update the website yet.

Enigma and I are working hard,

hardly working,

working hard on getting

the new Madhouse Live website.

I'll tell you, it's looking good.

It's getting there right now.

We've got some final touches to do.

We're in the process

of moving everything over

as far as episodes

and pranks and archives.

uh the prank archive the show archives the request to prank feed it's a lot of stuff that has to be

moved over we want to do it right so that when we flip the switch on the name server we want there

not to be anybody with any downtime we don't want the prank cast to crap out we don't want anybody

to be missing out this is the biggest reason why there hasn't been any prank cast updates uh two

Two, we're behind three episodes, none including tonight's episode.

I've edited two of those, but I'm holding off on uploading to the feed

because I don't want anything to break,

seeing that we're already going to be converting over to a new server

and a new website, a new WordPress site.

But I'll tell you, it's looking really good.

I don't know if you were in there today, but a lot more changes to it.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm really digging it.

The whole commenting system has been tested out.

That's working good.

You're going to be able to log in,

and you're going to be able to share right from there on Facebook and Twitter

and all this stuff.

It's going to look really, really cool.

What we're most concerned with right now is making sure everything makes it okay.

And that the meta tag is going to go through.

Yeah, it's got a tagging system also, yes.

But the big problem that we want to make sure doesn't break things is the podcast feed.

the prankcast feed we want to make sure that uh no we don't lose subscribers that no one loses

uh their their connection to the feed that's a must yeah so we're taking things slow we we decided

to turn down the dial on the speed there's no rush we have a decent working good site now

but what we're going to have coming up soon is going to be better also want to give a big thanks

Pranks out to Big Tabachi, who's been undertook a project that I enlisted his help with, which is going back to all the years of shows that we have and pulling out the prank calls that have never been isolated out.

Now, Hollywood Vanya for about a year, he helped out with that and Coke and he did for about a good year also.

I believe 2008, 2009 and some of 2010.

I pretty much have all those pranks, and those are on the Prank Archive,

and they play on the Shoutcast rotation when we don't have any live shows on the Madhouse stream.

But we've got the entire 2006-2007 full of shows,

and we don't have all except for just a few of those prank calls isolated out.

Some of the old treasured shows, man, back during the radical times.

Well, I'll tell you, Tabachi has gotten most.

He's got nine months out of 2006 edited out already.

He did it pretty quick.

He did a great job with titles and everything.

Yeah, he sent me a link to it, dude.

It's solid, man.

Yeah, it's good, dude.

And I only heard a few of them, but, like, I just started.

Some of these, like, I'll just maybe.

There's a lot of the dad shit, too.

There's reclude stuff, the dad.

there's uh dr lego pranks sean ward pranks uh there's you remember you remember lego had that

friend i forgot his name but he he well the guy that lived in jamaica for a while and he could do

a really good jamaican remember he did that he did that i i got him to do the uh promo for it okay

okay so that that isn't it he did that uh and milkman and sidekick andy and then he got mad

because he didn't like being called

a sidekick. He said he was

I'm a co-host. I'm not a sidekick.

I'm like, alright, whatever.

Okay.

I'll read some of these here. Tell me one that you

want to hear. I'll tell you. We got, let's see.

Tend, Earliest

Possible. I don't know what that is. The OG

Fly, Make Yoma, Yoma,

Ooga Booga. I think that's Sean Ward.

Lying Muslim.

Seven Dollar, what?

Seven Dollar Ribs?

See, there's some old jack, like the

The first Jack Masterson calls are in here.

Yeah, there was some Eddie Garcia that he isolated, man.

Thank you, man.

That way we can kind of like brush up on him, man.

We need to dust him and Jack off, man.

I haven't heard him in a long time.

Jack off.

We need to jack off.

Dust him off.

Panties on Carlito's face.

Zolar Pranks 5-Star Hotel.

That sounds good.

Tits stop.

There's one here.

How long is it?

I don't know.

I can't see that.

I've got to open it up first.

grape here's one let's see what's grape in my french fries let's see this is when we first

started not they're not all grape in my french fries good evening wendy's hey wendy's i'd like

to file a complaint against you i'm sorry see i i was eating my french fries over there

oh shit it's jupe someone put a grape violator and i'm sorry hello i had a fried grape in my

in my french fries oh i bit into it and it squirted in my eye can you fucking hear me

listen to me okay do me a favor come come to the store and say that okay come just come

all right why don't you come to my turf and try and try and put a grape in my french fries like

that okay now here's what jamaican i think i remember this jamaican restaurant jamaican

restaurant rage i don't know where you can get it

But you do smoke it, don't you, right?

That's not a correct dimension.

What do you mean you don't smoke?

All right, try something else.

Yeah, man, one second, one second.

Hello.

Yeah, man, wagwan.

Can I help you?

Yeah, man, you still working there?

Yeah.

I want to know if you still working there.

Yeah, yeah, who's this?

Yeah, man, it's Trevor. You don't remember me.

Trevor?

Yeah, man.

You might think I'm someone else, man. This is Sam.

Yeah, man, you're a surfer, dude.

Huh?

Yeah, the surfer dude.

Yeah, man, me I remember you, man.

Long time no see, man. We just got here from Jamaica, you know.

Oh, nice.

Yeah, man. What kind of food you got?

Oh, we got the buffet, man. It's all day. $7.99 now.

Yeah, man. We can deal with that.

Yeah?

Yeah, man. We're gonna stop by. May I ask you a question?

What's that?

Me need to put in a lick.

I can't find nothing here, man. Can't find nothing here. I don't know no one.

Oh, man. I can't help you with that.

Yo, man. You know what happened to me? Me had a sweet little bit here.

Hey, man. Let me help you know. Bit, man. Now I'm losing my mind.

I can't help you with that.

Come on, man.

You can't give me a lick or something?

You hear him in the background.

Come on the hell.

Fuck your mother.

Yeah, we can't help you with that.

Who's that?

Who's that there?

Who's that there talking?

Talk to him.

Yeah, man.

Who does all my weed buy?

We don't sell weed here, man.

I'm not asking you to sell me something.

Try to lick me up a little bit, man.

My name's Trevor, man.

You don't remember me.

You look like a youth, man.

Huh?

I remember you when you was a youth.

No, man, you don't know me, man.

You are the wrong person, man.

No, man, I know you.

Know me from where?

Yeah, man, from love.

From where?

Come on, man.

You know, you're from the yard, man.

From the yard?

No, man, you're wrong, man.

What do you mean I'm wrong?

Jamaican born in America?

That's where I'm coming from, man.

Every Jamaican from the yard, huh?

Every Jamaican from the yard, man.

Why Jamaican from the yard?

come to the restaurant let me see who you're talking to if you want some food you can get

that but we don't need no drugs in this place okay don't call this phone and ask for nothing

like that don't tell me that don't talk like that to me how you doing there buddy all right let me

ask you a question why did you just talk to my boy trevor like that he's upset over here he just

he just stormed out of here upset say he's got to get some beer or something i don't know what's

Well, that's his problem, man.

He can't call a restaurant and ask him for weed, smoke.

Trevor can't smoke no weed.

He's on parole.

What are you talking about?

Well, that's what he's calling us about here.

Then you're lying because he don't smoke no weed.

He's on parole.

He ain't smoked no weed in two years.

I don't know.

He better not be smoking weed.

He's just calling us from Utah.

He don't know me, man.

You know, he can't ask for weed in a restaurant.

He don't sell drugs here.

He said he used to work there with you or something like that.

I don't know work.

I never have no Trevor work here with me.

I don't know.

No, but he said to tell you that something about Bumba.

Come on, listen to that guy's voice.

He can tell he smokes.

He smoked a lot.

He's got the raspiness.

The Bumba bitch Clyde or something.

Yeah, I'm going to tell him to go suck his mother and don't ask for no weed.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

You got it all wrong, buddy.

What did you just say?

To do what to my mother?

Huh?

What did you say about my mother?

You don't even know me, boy.

No, I don't.

I don't know you neither, so I'm telling whoever called asking about drugs there.

Don't call this number and ask for no job

Because this is not a job then

This is a restaurant

You damn Canadians need to go back to your own country

If you're going to come over here

I'm not a Canadian

I'm American like you are

Are you American?

Yeah, I am

Come on here

I'm the original American from the south

Alright, well this is one

Remember that

I don't forget that

Well you sound like a damn Canadian over here

Talking curse words and stuff

I'm not a Canadian

I've never been to Canada

So I don't know that

Well, that's not what Trevor said, you see.

My parents are Jamaican, and I'm American, okay?

You're not even Jamaican, either.

All right, anything you want, I say.

Don't call this number again, otherwise I'll have them...

Call him a batty boy.

I'll have my boss check your number.

This is owned by a cop, so if you want to know, you know that.

Don't call this phone, no job.

What's the name of the cop?

Call him a batty boy.

What's the name of the cop?

Call him a chichi man.

Batty boy.

And I know what batty boy means, too, you faggot.

Damn it.

Your current balance will allow you to talk for five hours, twenty-four minutes, twenty-nine seconds.

This sounds frustrating, like you don't know what you're gonna do, just beg him or something, I don't know.

What country is he in?

Two fingers up, son.

Yo man, you there?

Yo.

Hey, get me out of me four, man.

Huh?

Me four.

This is a different man now, hear me after, nigga.

You can't call the rest of the house for weed or drugs.

You don't sell drugs, nigga, you hear that?

You callin' me a nigger, man?

Come on, get it straight like that there, cause y'all must have Ficarra, Stanton House weed.

I didn't say I wanted to buy it here.

But we don't have no weed to smoke or buy.

And we don't do it weed, you see?

Are y'all gonna tell me that my mother your Baki boy?

Yo, you lucky thing you ain't come.

Maybe if you did came here face-to-face, you'd have get slapped in your face with.

You're lucky.

You're fucking talking in Bati, man. Come out, come talk.

Stop talking fuckery, man. You're talking fuckery, man.

What the fuck is that?

It's my bumbaclot ass, man.

Your pussy hole.

Wow.

Wow, Milkman, wow.

There's a bunch of those.

I'm here, I'm here, fam.

Look, there's actually, how many pranks?

Over 300.

so far in counting.

$273,000.

Doing good. Thanks.

Thanks a lot, Tabachi.

Keep them coming if you can when you're here.

Hell yeah. This guy's all raw, man.

Please. Thank you, man. We're covering

some lost gold nuggets.

I'm going to have to grab all these and put them on

the rotation and on the prank archive.

It's going to be a lot of fun to do that.

I can't believe that one from Jeep, dude.

Remember how I taught him to come back for a little while?

He was going to start doing this shit, man. That's hilarious.

Good to meet you. Hello, Chevron.

It is the chevron with gasoline, right?

Okay, from what country origin is your gasoline?

Hello, I can hear you, hello?

What is the country of origin of your gasoline?

Hold on.

Shit, shit.

What do you mean?

Country of origin of your gasoline.

Bullshit.

She got mad and called out and said bullshit to her.

And that was rude to say that.

Um, alright, well, let's...

Bullshit me, bullshit me, bullshit me.

We'll do some real prank calls now here.

Here's something else.

Oh, hey, I got a good cigar.

Oh, man, do I got it?

I sent you a prank request there at Gordy's.

Did I?

I don't know if I showed this last week.

I don't think I did.

I think I got it Friday.

This is that.

Remember I talked about that three-headed twisted cigar that I've been wanting?

Oh, yeah, yeah, the Oaky Smokey.

Yeah, I finally got it.

It's right here.

It's Davidoff Culebra.

That's an expensive one, right?

Yeah, yeah, it's pretty.

It comes in a nice little box.

Three cigars in one right there.

It looks pretty good.

That's for this week.

I'm going to have one tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday.

I got them last Friday.

But I don't think I had it Thursday.

I don't think I showed it on the air.

I don't think I did.

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm talking about it.

But I still haven't touched it because I don't want to.

It looks so cool.

I don't want to break it open.

You don't smoke all three at once.

You have to untie it, and it separates the three you do.

Is it on there now?

Huh?

Yeah.

It's here now.

It's tied up.

It's here now.

Yeah.

Okay.

I'm not getting video stream, that's why

Oh, no? I don't know

Your shit's broken, perhaps

What I do have here

A buddy of mine

Met him earlier in the week

There was a big cigar event

Tuesday, downtown

Oh, I called you, right?

Remember, you called me when I was there

I was at the big event

It was free food and whiskey

And all this stuff

Oh man, I had my first Guinness

Never had a Guinness before

Anyway, he went on a cruise recently.

Oh, you ever had a Guinness?

I ended up having two Guinness droughts.

Yeah, man, I had two of them, as a matter of fact.

They were so good.

I really liked that beer.

Anyway, my friend, he went on a cruise, and he bought a Cuban cigar.

He brought me one, a Monte Cristo from Havana.

The brown wrapper, not the Dominican label.

I think it's a yellow wrapper in the Dominican kind.

This is an actual, I'm going to be smoking it tonight.

Breaking the embargo, breaking the law here tonight.

night monte cristo havana open master yeah open master churchill i got right here let me show

them that authentic nice cuban cigar i'm real excited about this it's got high ratings and

fuck fuck if i left my lighter in the other room so i'm gonna have to go get my lighter son of a

bitch son of a bitch oh milkman oh be smoky yeah i'm gonna have to get a i'm gonna have to play a

prank call while i get the lighter sorry guys sorry to do this to you all right i got some

Some rednecks waiting on you.

Rednecks.

Oh, good.

Yeah.

Brad has sent in numbers for people who are getting their cars repaired at local dealerships.

Looking forward to that.

Also, Milkman, we got that online.

And also, we have, what is it here?

Some more layaway calls to do.

Brad sent me in a request to prank.

Okay.

Thank you.

Of course.

All right.

Well, give me less than, give me about two minutes, 90 seconds.

I'm going to go run, get that, and come back.

Tom, there's someone

UK Godfrey was looking for access to Gort

Milkman, send him a link to Gort, you don't mind, please

Alright, appreciate it

Send him our Gort info

Alright

You get your grubby hands

Off of my iPhone machine, alright

Listen, I got proof, I lost my

I've never owned an iPhone machine

Never even seen one

What you're talking about

It's a little bit more damn polite

Well listen, I have proof of it

Unrefutable proof from the GPS

Forget what I want, I'm sorry.

I don't believe you know how to operate a fax machine.

You're a common thief.

Operate it as proof, the bottom of it, because I do not have...

iPhone machine, get it right.

If you want my fax machine as proof, then I will get to the bottom of it.

Call up and give my casino host a hard time.

If you have a fax...

Listen, if you...

We will get to the bottom of this.

If you have a fax machine, then what button do you push to send stuff?

We push 9-0-pause to get an outside line.

No, no.

We are through a network inside the company.

No, no, you hit send.

You don't even know how to use a fax machine.

You don't even know.

I have a fax machine.

I operate it.

Everything goes through.

Don't tell me I don't operate it.

That's nice, honey.

Okay, listen, so I have proof.

I turn on my iPhone machine.

I turn on the GPS, and I'm telling you signs all over.

One Nelson this.

One Nelson has the phone.

One Nelson made a phone call.

Phone calls all over the place.

Send me the proof.

Send me the proof, because I don't have to find out who does.

Send me the proof, and I'll find out who has it.

Listen, and then somebody told me that they saw you eating chicken,

and then you weren't cleaning your fingers and you were touching all the dirty grease on top of my phone.

You know what?

Just keep it if you're so little.

You didn't tell

me where you are because the 407 is not even a local number where I am.

That's right, yes.

This is the phone that you stole.

I'm having the phones forwarded.

Phone?

Okay, I was in the casino.

I decided to go out to eat and cool down.

When were you in the casino?

I'm going to speak.

When were you in the casino?

Ma'am, this is getting a little personal, don't you think?

I was at the machine.

Okay, but today...

The machine, yes, today, the machine.

You know the machine with the lights that goes bing, bing, bing, bing, bing?

You know that one?

I don't have lights that do that.

Which machine were you playing?

The game machine, you know?

Which one were you playing?

This, uh, okay.

You put in the money in it, right?

And it has this, it has buttons.

Some machines that take money.

Yeah, but it has the buttons, and you pull the thing.

It's like, doong, doong, doong.

I don't have buttons.

Bing, bing, like that.

Ding, ding.

It's got numbers on it.

It's the one you're playing, and they all have numbers.

I'm just going to come in for a refund, I think, is what I'm going to do.

You come and see me. Come and see me.

Are you threatening me?

I want you to come and talk to me so we can straighten it out.

All right, well, if we're going to talk, we're going to talk like men, you understand?

I'm not a man, so that's fine.

Maybe that's the problem.

You live.

I'll send you my address so that you can send that to me since you don't...

So I can send it to her and then fuck her in her house, in her room, in her bed, while her husband's away, in her husband's bed.

Yeah.

Thank you, Milkman.

Yeah, baby.

All right.

We'll play Peach Fuzz from the beginning.

Because people seem to like that song, Peach Fuzz, when it comes on on the show.

Peach Fuzz.

Alright, let's see what we got here.

Request a prank.

Let's get on it.

Let's get on this thing.

Password name.

Fuck.

Oh yeah.

Cuban Cigar.

Gotta love it.

Alright, let's see what we got here.

Now, starting off, we got Flufferboy who sent in a prank request yesterday?

Yesterday.

Flufferboy sent in a prank request for Danielle Yoga Instructor.

Very hot.

She used to work in a kid's TV show.

She was Brenda the Butterfly.

tell her you're for her client and she helped you stretching and now you're able to suck your own

cock thank you for it thank her for that she hated to be referred to as brenda the butterfly all right

big booty brenda the butterfly i wonder where brenda the butterfly comes from let's see if i

can find out where sure that was doesn't say it's gonna have been a big one we'll call it all right

here we go there was a twilight zone episode where a slot machine came to life and chased the gambler

i want to see that one you have reached the sprint voice mailbox of nine can't do that one

my favorite twilight zone episode was in the movie when the racist guy was in the bar and he's like

fuck all you n's and yellows and asians and puerto ricans and he went outside and the nazis started

chasing him remember remember the right yeah it wasn't in the movie one of the it was there was

only one twilight zone movie that was a good movie but the last act that was the one didn't

then that guy end up dying didn't he get decapitated in real life wasn't there a big

accident in that movie with the helicopter scene in vietnam like they were reenacting a vietnam

episode that wasn't twilight zone was it wasn't that uh crow or something like that that was

twilight zone the movie where um the original version because he was racist and he made i think

he he he was like you know what did he say he did he said yeah like my boss is a jew i hate my

fucking jew boss the nazis were right and he's like and then he was like and then like and i

i lost my promotion to that stupid japanese guy you know they paid me to kill gooks in vietnam

and then like there were these black guys there and in the bar and they're like hey man chill out

and he was like you know screw you nigger and all this stuff and he went outside i think he went

outside and like it was like nazi germany and like they asked him for his papers and you know

they were speaking german like nazis were and he freaked out he ran away he ended up and then he

He went through the woods and it was Vietnam or something.

You know what I mean?

And you've got to see the movie.

Anyway, the original Vietnamese scene, there was a scene where there was a helicopter

and he was crossing a river or like a rice paddy with these two Vietnamese kids or something.

They were running away from the Americans.

And the helicopter was just to come down and just swoop over them.

But the helicopter hit some wires from the cameras and the lights and stuff.

and it crashed on top of them

and I think it killed the two kids

and it cut his head off, I believe.

Do you remember that?

That was a big...

I remember that happening.

I remember it.

I remember it crashed.

I thought that was a crow or something.

There was a movie where somebody crashed

and they couldn't finish the movie

even though it was like 75% done.

Well, they finished the movie.

The movie's after they took that scene out.

They ended up just...

Oh.

Yeah, they patched it together.

I'm not making it up, RBCP.

It's true.

I forget who that is.

No, there was.

This is what happened.

Yeah, but I just think it was a different movie.

Yeah, there's actually, not too long ago, I think I saw a video of it on YouTube.

You can actually see the video of the accident.

The video that was used in the lawsuit that the kid's parents did,

they actually used the uncut footage of the accident in the lawsuit,

and it became public record.

So you can see, you don't see the actual decapitation,

but you see how it lands on top of the kids and the guy and all that i'm pretty sure let me see

was the twilight zone the movie helicopter accident yeah here we go wikipedia during the

filming of the timeout segment uh directed by john landis actor vick morrow and child actors

micah den lee and renee shin yee chen died in an accident involving a helicopter being used on the

set there you go there you go i think they were all decapitated or two of them were decapitated

by the helicopter blades

and one of them

just got smashed.

Something like that.

Crazy stuff, man.

Yeah.

They should have

kept that in the movie.

Director, director.

Number 16.

The dead wants pussy meat

and beef chow mein

curtain spices.

What?

Oh, you're looking

at those.

Number 16.

All right.

This was 2006.

That was 2019.

The dead wants pussy meat

and beef chow mein

curtain spices.

Yeah.

Tabachi, this is awesome.

You don't know

how I'm excited about it.

I've got so many pranks to go through.

Ah, dude, this is a hit, man.

This definitely made some major gold stars.

This is awesome, yeah.

I can't wait to hear 2007.

There were some good pranks.

2007, the show started coming into its own middle.

Middle 2006 and into 2007,

that's when we started picking up a lot of steam.

The show became a little more.

Yeah.

You can hear some of these pranks.

We've got a lot of crossing over, though, man.

It's amazing how many people from the old crowd are on this, man.

I can't just believe it.

Just in those three, four calls.

Yep.

All right, let's see.

Got another Request a Prank here.

For sale,

Girl's Devil Halloween costume.

This one came from your buddy, Death Fox.

Girl's Devil Halloween costume.

You got the one I sent you earlier about the junk guys, right?

The junk guys?

Yeah, it's in the gourd there. I sent it to you.

He's got these people

in the redneck junk people

he knows.

Okay, he's a bit drunk.

Alright, redneck. Okay, I got you here.

Name

and what are you selling?

That kind of thing and a phone number.

A bunch of rednecks selling junk in Hamilton, Alabama.

All right.

Okay.

Cool.

I got it.

Don't let me forget about that.

Let me call his other number first before that goes stale.

For sale, girls.

Devil.

Yeah.

Halloween costume.

Very small, very cute.

I'll try it again.

Sometimes it gets lost in the tubes.

It doesn't go through.

You have reached the Sprint Boys mailbox of...

All right.

We'll have to try that later.

No answer right now, unfortunately.

Let's see what's next.

Uh, that would be Flufferboy's number there that I'm looking at.

We already tried that, and it didn't work.

Hey, Perk said that he'd sent one in a while back.

It was some people from Austin kind of, what do you say it was?

I'm sorry, I just thought of it.

I don't know.

Was it last week?

It's been about two weeks ago.

All right.

I'll look it up.

I'm re-looking again here.

I missed it.

All right.

One was a massage shop.

The other was an Indian grocery shop.

Both in Perth, Western Australia.

Grocery shop, Maysell, Muda, some of those exotic dishes that you like.

Like what?

Like the cow penis that that guy was going to make for me one time?

I think that was grade A1, AAA grade on that one.

You know what I'm talking about, though?

I called the Asian place, and the guy was like, I want cow penis.

And he's like, oh, yeah, I make.

I make.

It's special.

Don't tell no one.

I'm sure they'll give you roasted gonad balls, too.

Crap.

All right, look.

Look, DeathFox sent in this number here for Justin and Nicole.

They're both selling a dress.

He sent me a picture of the dress and wants me to mess with him about the dress.

Okay, let's make a mess on the dress.

Let's do it.

Just like Monica Lewinsky's dress.

I was going to say.

He put mustard on it.

Take some lessons.

He put mustard on it.

Well, you got the cigar.

There's nothing wrong with that.

We got two-thirds of the equation now.

All we need is Monica to answer this one.

Like you've never put a cigar down there on a girl.

I have.

A bunch of times.

Hello?

Yeah, hi.

how are you is this big nicole this is hi yes i was calling it looks like you have a purple nice

pretty purple dress for sale um i have a purple one oh it's not purple maybe because my monitor

is old i i connect my computer to my tv so it doesn't come out right all the time it's a nice

looking dress though can you tell me about this have you used it it uh the short one yeah it's

nice and short it looks nice and sparkly and pretty okay um i wore it one time yeah uh to

like uh was it like to a dance or what did you wear to prom to the prom all right okay that's

cool that's cool was it a long time ago um it was two years ago oh lord i feel old now

oh that's okay my prom was a lot longer than that but that's good so um what size is it do

Do you still fit in that or no?

It's a size 7, but it fit more like a 5.

All right.

You don't fit in it anymore?

You got a little big?

No, I don't.

Oh, okay.

That's okay.

I was hoping because I like to see it modeled first, you know.

Maybe you could wear it and walk around.

Mm-hmm.

Would that be possible?

I really don't know anyone that could fit in it.

That's why I'm trying to sell it.

Do you have a boyfriend, maybe, that could put it on?

No, he definitely couldn't get in it.

He wouldn't want to get in it?

Okay.

All right.

So, and like this night, was it a special night for you?

Did you just go to the prom?

Did you have an after party in it?

No, I just went and hung out with some friends and changed clothes after prom.

Oh, did you have any guy friends?

Did you guys party?

Did the guy kiss the guys and all that stuff while you were wearing the dress?

I don't think that's any of your business.

Well, I just want to know.

I want to make sure that it's safe.

The dress doesn't have anything that's not safe on it.

No, it's not got anything on it.

I didn't eat, I didn't drink or anything at all.

Did you smoke?

Not even water when I was wearing the dress.

You didn't smoke or anything like that?

No.

Like, I wouldn't, like, there wouldn't be, like, any drugs in it or anything, like, from back then?

Okay.

Because, you know, like, the problems, the kids get crazy.

Did you end up in the back seat of the car with the dress on?

Like, did you pull it up or anything?

Like, maybe they could...

No.

Nothing like that?

It's a clean dress?

Did you sweat a lot in it?

Was it hot?

No, it was very air-conditioned in the building.

Could I see the prom pictures?

Could you maybe share those with me?

I would rather not.

Well, I want to see how the dress looks on a woman.

I'm sorry.

If you were wanting to buy it, then you could bring whoever you were wanting to buy it for

and they could try it on for you.

Well, see, it's a surprise gift.

I don't feel comfortable sharing my personal pictures with someone.

Well, you had pictures that night, though.

I'm sure you had prom photos.

as long as the problem is to get pictures, right?

I just don't feel comfortable sharing those with someone I don't know.

Can you show from maybe like the waist down so I don't see your face or anything?

I just want to see how it fits around the legs and knees and all that.

Well, it's loose and poofy.

Yeah, that's why.

I just want to make sure before I get this.

See, I have a colored girlfriend, and we're going to get married,

so the family isn't happy that, you know, her family doesn't like.

They're very much like, you know, kill whitey.

that kind of colored people and she's not like that and then my family they're really racist

you know but we fell in love we worked together at the target so i think we're gonna well she's

pregnant also which is why i wanted to see if you were fatty or not and you said it's a size seven

all right so no no chance i could see any of the prom pictures at all i don't know okay um but

you're absolutely certain you were in the back seat of any cars that night no i wasn't huh no i

I wasn't.

Okay.

Nothing like that at all?

Maybe under the table, did you do anything?

Anybody reach a hand down there, anything like that?

No.

All right, so it's a clean dress then, except for, like,

did you wear a thong or, like, full panties with it that night?

That's what I wore.

Well, because if you wore a thong, a lot of your buttocks were exposed on it,

and that would mean a lot of residue from your buttocks and stuff.

Did you wear a bra with it?

I really wish you'd stop asking me this because it's none of your business.

I mean, it's a clean dress.

dress. There's nothing wrong with it. I wore it to prom for a couple hours. I left and

I changed it as soon as I got back to my friend's house. But you wore underwear with it. I don't

want to make sure you don't leave any of your germs on it in the crotch area. There's nothing

wrong with the dress. Is there anything wrong with you that I should be concerned? Do you

have anything in your blood or sweat? There's nothing wrong with me. I'm a clean person

and I always have been. Even now? Yes. But you've gained a bit of weight. What size are

are you now like a 10 that's none of your business i am 11 no i'm not telling you it's none of your

business maybe we could how about this how about if you don't wear the dress but if you just hold

it against you like in front you know that's my thing hanging on the door no because i could see

you behind it like i see your face and your legs on it like how they look behind it while you face

me but you would i wouldn't want you to wear your dress that you're you like you would be in your

your panties and bra and then put the dress against you in the front and then i would see

you like you could come walking out of the closet you'd come walking out of the of the closet um

holding that you know so then i wouldn't see and then when you turn around and go back then i will

promise i'll promise to close my eyes and cover them no i'm not going to i'll turn around and

close my eyes and cover them i promise i won't look no i'm not going to dude here you want the

dress and you buy it like it is or then i'll sell it to someone else how much are you asking for the

dress 80 what if i give you 120 if you do the model show for me i'm still not gonna do it i

don't need money that bad no is there anything else maybe you got like we have any dresses now

any nice nightgowns now that you wear that's none of your business you need to just lose your

number i'll sell a dress to someone else oh no no come on please this is serious how many how many

What color was the underwear that you wore with the dress?

That's really none of your business.

If you don't leave my number, I will call the police.

It's important because with your sweat, it would leave, you know, if it was like a red, it would leave a...

No, it's not important, and I'm serious.

If you do not leave my number, I will call the police.

Did you wear black underwear?

They live across the road from me.

That's a nice dress to wear, a black underwear, like a lace kind of underwear.

I bet you looked hot that night.

Totally.

Now she's gone.

That's none of your business.

I sent you a message in the gorge there, Red Elf.

What is her cup size?

Yeah.

Oh, man.

All right, let me call her back and ask her.

Take care of it.

The top's going to fit, man.

You know, we know her ass is fat.

We'll have to talk.

Hey, it's Nicole.

Sorry I missed your call.

Just send me a message.

Hey, Nicole.

She's calling her boyfriend right now.

Oh, my God.

Hey, it's Nicole.

Sorry I missed your call.

Just send me a message.

Yeah, she's calling somebody.

Probably the cops, like she said.

Or no, her boyfriend.

Oh, my God.

This guy's a cop.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Did you have any luck on the first call with that Indian?

I want Nicole to whisper peach fuzz in my ear.

That is hot, a girl with a whisper in your ear, like peach fuzz.

And then bite your earlobe.

Right, Milkman?

You like that, right?

You like a girl to bite your earlobe a little bit, breathe in your ear, and be like...

We got a lot of Lonesome Loser numbers here.

Yay, Lonesome Loser.

speaking of losers and lonesome he's not having a good season of fantasy football neither am i

i was on the fence tonight i wasn't sure i was on the fence i was like should i start michael

vick because michael vick plays like a shit he's my other quarterback of two um i had an option

tonight to play my backup he was playing tonight michael vick doesn't play until sunday of course

my backup uh instead of playing michael vick i had the option to play my backup quarterback

who plays tonight quarterback for the tennessee titans matt hasselbeck um probably a good idea

that i didn't because i understand he threw in i was watching some of the game uh a little bit ago

and he did throw an interception and i'm looking at an update here he got 15 points i would hope

michael vick could beat 15 points that game's almost over well it's getting there nine about

About ten minutes left in the fourth.

So hopefully I made the right decision here.

I'm still projected to win to beat Bobby Ritter in the Chicago Roo-Dogs.

I'm projected to win by about 30, 40 points this week against him.

So what is it?

Okay, we need to get that segment somewhere during the first, like, football league.

I don't think we're deep enough in the season to have a clear leader.

Let me see.

I'll tell you who's leading right now.

Let me take a look.

Yeah, exactly.

It's like a blow-by-blow.

I think Dirty Aaron is leading in the league.

I think he's only had one loss.

Let me see real quick.

Dirty Aaron is leading his division 4-1,

followed by Andy's 3-2 in the West division.

Oh, I thought he was dead last, man.

He wasn't playing.

No, no, Andy's playing.

Oh, he's started playing finally?

Yeah, he's tied for second place in the league altogether.

Yeah, he's got 600% right now.

so he's tied. There was a tie

game. Artie and someone else

tied. Artie would be up there, too.

What about Lonesome? Lonesome isn't

having a good season, like I said. Lonesome

is 2-3. He's got the same

record that I do.

The worst right now is Bobby,

who I'm playing this

week, and

Ernie. That's

the one that don't know how to play it. Yeah, that's

Richie. Richie's 1-4.

Richie beat Ken. Ken just about

had a fucking epileptic fit when that happened.

but yeah uh eric big eric is uh okay in the east on the east coast of bombay bench odds

i forget who has that team who is that i couldn't tell y'all fan who that is uh shane someone named

shane i forgot who bombay bench odds is uh but he's uh tied for first in the league he's first

in the east followed by eric and also uh postal maddest fish is right behind that yeah ken me and

Kenner tied in our division right now

for fourth

for fourth place

yeah

right now Dirty Aaron's

actually been having a better season and he's right

behind him I would say and Evil

Artie isn't doing too bad

but that tie that he got

killed him he tied with

the guy that I'm playing tonight I killed both

of them

by this week there'll be a clear

you know space between everybody

yeah

Yeah, so there you go.

Dirty Aaron doing his thing.

All right, Madhouse.

Still plenty of time.

If the playoffs started today, I would make the playoffs, though.

I would be seventh seed in the playoffs.

Lonesome Loser would pick the eighth and last seed if the playoffs started today.

So that's good.

We're okay there.

Yep.

We'll see.

Stay tuned to Madhouse Radio the rest of the season.

How much time do you spend going over your stat each week?

Maybe an hour on Thursday morning to get ready for the Thursday night game.

And Sunday, I wake up Sunday right before kickoff.

What I like to do right before kickoff, like kickoff is at 1 o'clock, right?

Every week, Milkman, that's when the first game starts at 1 p.m. Eastern.

So I wake up and I check all the projections.

I see if anybody got injured, you know, if any of my probable or questionable players that are listed,

I make sure that they're not, you know, by 1 o'clock, the teams, they announce,

okay, so-and-so is benched, injured, so-and-so is definitely playing, et cetera,

and then I just might line up there, pick up anybody real quick in an emergency that I need.

So right after lunch, huh?

Yeah, yeah, during 12 o'clock, yeah.

Yeah, I've been listening to Jen Stewart and doing my final selections.

And then, you know, then the cool thing is, like, you get to watch NFL

and you get a vested interest in all the games

because, you know, not just your team that you like personally.

You know, you have a quarterback on the 1 o'clock game,

so you're watching the 1 o'clock game.

And you got, you know, three players playing at four on one game, you know,

and you're watching that game.

It makes it kind of exciting.

And it's actually kind of cool.

Speaking of Jed Stewart, how's he doing with his great tournament now, I suppose?

I suppose well.

Is he supposed to be back in the U.K. this evening, or is he not going to be able to make the show?

I haven't heard from him, so I don't think he has.

I think he's still there.

I know he was on that Euro competition there.

He didn't want anybody to find out about Ulf.

Yeah, too late.

You were on the air.

Sorry, man.

Sorry.

Big Baby Baz is sending in numbers for the cow penis restaurant from a few weeks ago.

He heard us talking about it.

He also says he ate there a few days ago.

I would not eat there, dude.

You're listening to this show, Baz.

You know that they sell penis there.

It could be the cleanest place that there is.

But if I called any place here right now, and I knew that anybody calling in,

and they say, yeah, sure, we'll serve you cow cock.

Oh, come on, man.

Baz, what's wrong with you?

Don't eat there.

Don't do that.

No, no.

Not good.

It's chilly.

He also sends in Pabla Indian Cuisine as well.

Death Foxx sending in a number here for a girl with a BlackBerry torch.

A BlackBerry torch.

What a shit.

For sale.

Brand new.

How do you end up with a brand new BlackBerry torch?

I'm selling or willing to trade for an Android or Samsung.

Yeah, good luck trading a BlackBerry for an Android or a Samsung.

Okay.

Yeah.

I'm going to get on that.

Good luck.

i'll send you an android fucking a motorola fucking zoom tablet 1.0 uh yeah i'll send you

i'll send you a froyo fucking android here i got a froyo motorola fucking i don't know

eclair phone fucking donut i'll trade her my g i still have my g1 that's the original

Original first Android phone.

I got it the week Android was released.

What was that first Android offering?

The first one was B, beta.

It was just B, Android beta.

And then Cupcake was the first one.

Cupcake, I can do this.

Cupcake, Donut, Eclair, Froyo, Gingerbread, Honeycomb, which was tablet only,

Ice Cream Sandwich, and, of course, Jelly Bean.

There you go.

And the rumor next one is Key Lion Pie.

And from what I understand, they're going to stop that naming convention after that one.

There'll be no more.

They're going to stop naming them after...

Desserts.

K?

After Desserts, they are, yeah, after K.

They're going to pick it because they're going to run out at some point.

Yeah, I'm waiting for Jelly Bean.

Yeah, but that's a fun.

I'm happy with my Galaxy S3.

It's doing really good.

I'm really happy with this phone.

My mother-in-law got it.

Dude, I am not, dude.

And, you know, I am a major HTC fan, dude.

I am not feeling them in this phone.

I mean, they made one hell of a design.

Beautiful.

It's compact.

It's thin.

It's, you know, it's sleek.

Fucking battery life not being removable is not good.

And the worst thing is that I think I'm on my third phone with another hardware failure, dude.

Something that happened to the module, either in the software stack, it just quit working, period, as a radio.

But it does not do SMS directly anymore.

I can only use one of my other external accounts.

It won't do native SMS, either receive or send anymore.

All right, cool.

Real quick, Lonesome.

This is my third phone.

Lonesome, if you're listening, I'm sorry I don't do Milkman, but before I forget this.

this awesome if you're listening don't get too many of them but if you can get some american

some domestic uh residence numbers not too many i would like to do a political poll um regarding

the vice presidential debate the reason i say that many because i got a feeling i'll call most

people like i don't want to do this and i'll hang up real quick but maybe i'll be able to get one to

answer and i wanted to be stupid about i want to be like you know ask them dumb questions and

accuse him of being assholes i think and oh hey real quick i wanted to give my endorsement and

we'll get to prank calls and we're gonna do enough bullshit talking here uh we're fucking around too

much i'm endorsing here for president of 2012 god that's fucking loud brad really fix your

fucking soundboard put a volume thing on there anyway listen uh uh madhouse raid at least i am

Carlito's endorsing, definitely not endorsing Mitt Romney, but actually, surprisingly enough, you'd think I'd be telling people I'm going to vote for or that I'm going to endorse Barack Obama, and I'm not, milkman.

I'm actually recommending here the prime candidate is Rocky Anderson, who is the Justice Party nominee for president.

isn't it? That's who I'm

going to be voting for

this November election.

And I invite you all to

look into him. There you go.

Don't vote on my account. Vote for whoever you want to.

But take a look

and see that. Because

I think

he's

more in tune

with the majority of

Obama's... the positive

stuff that I like about Obama's campaign

I like, but the negative

stuff that's pissed me off about obama namely um the uh removal uh the continued um battering down

of american civil liberties and uh and you know our civil rights uh as american citizens

especially when it comes to being um targets of assassination targets of being held

How about the no fly list?

How about the fucking, you know, transportation authority?

And the continuation of the Patriot Act

and the fact that Guantanamo Bay is still open.

I think those are, and this gentleman, Rocky Anderson, is against that.

And he's for the end of the Patriot Act

as well as for the restoration of the civil liberties.

Whatever that act, that protection act that they signed back in December,

that obama signed into law that was horseshit that really pissed me off that started pissing

me off for the whole thing and he's also uh for the legalization of uh cannabis recreationally

or medically either or and that's something that despite the fact all the lines that you hear

people talking about last election about oh obama this and he's pro marijuana and he smoked pot when

when he was a kid and all this stuff.

It's Eric Holder who is appointed by him as Attorney General

who's been going after the fucking California places.

Yeah, dispensaries.

The dispensaries.

Oakland and everywhere.

Yeah, despite the promise he made four years ago

that he wasn't going to go after anybody for marijuana,

marijuana and cannabis uh possession and distribution etc on the federal level uh here's

eric holder his uh his man um and the federal government going after them and i think that's

a broken promise and one that i feel is important to me at least it is and i'm not a regular i used

to be a regular marijuana smoker and i'm not now but i still think that's a broken promise and i

still think that'd be a positive thing that's bad for you man marijuana is bad for you oh yeah no

No, it's not.

If it was legal, I would.

I have a cataract, for God's sake.

It'll kill you, man.

First of all, it'll make you go insane.

You'll lose all your hair.

You'll eat everything in the house up.

Yeah.

I have a friend.

Milkman, I have a friend.

He's so crazy smoking marijuana, he shaved all his hair on his head.

Then he shaved his chest, his leg hair.

He even shaves his pubic hair every other day.

He smokes marijuana cigarettes

And he starts shaving

Everything

He shaves everything off of his body

That definitely sounds like

Mental health issues there

There's a name for that

Sickness I can't think of

It's called marijuana sickness

Milkman and it's serious

Let's go

Bookaboo says Kevin Smith

After years of making movies about stoners

Announces he's officially a stoner

The story that Kevin Smith has about how he

he smoked uh started smoking pot for the first time again is really funny the whole you gotta

you gotta listen to it it's online it's on youtube it's on on one of his uh one of his

appearances and the story about how he smoked pot for the first time with his wife and like he took

a i think it's he took an hour long shit and he thought he was taking a mat he was like oh my god

this is like the most massive shit i've ever taken and it's ropey and all this stuff you gotta hear

I'm not going to bore you guys to tears with it.

Find it yourselves.

But holy shit, that shit's funny.

Holy shit.

In the end, no.

He said he thought it was taking a massive shit.

And when he was done, he stood up and looked in a bowl,

and there was like one little pebble in there.

And he was completely confused.

This is funny.

I like shits.

Go ahead, Milkman.

What do you got for us?

I'm sorry.

Were you able to get through the death box call here?

Which one?

The one from Perth?

No, the one here for the girl.

I don't think you ever did the ones from Perth yet.

The girl for the dress?

We just called her.

What are you talking about?

Are you smoking marijuana?

What's going on?

No, no, no.

Do you have a marijuana cigarette?

She got a party.

Did you send that to me?

No.

Yes.

Oh, that's good.

Yes, yes.

No, yes.

Shala?

Shala.

Yeah.

No.

I got Jordan Wilson.

I have washer and dryer for sale.

Whirlpool.

They're seven months old.

Very good shape.

okay cool let's try that let's be i'm gonna be stupid a lot of numbers this might be a bad

prank call i'm just gonna say something stupid i'm gonna tank this one on purpose let's see

what happens speaking of taking shits is this big jordan yeah i understand you have a washer

and dryer for sale uh no nothing more what happened to him this is cross i wanted to buy

the washer and dryer did they pick them up already did they pick up the washer and dryer already

What are you talking about?

You had a washer and dryer for sale.

Well, who is this?

This is Cross.

I saw you had a washer and dryer that were only seven months old in good shape.

Do I need to repeat it all to you again?

Like, who is this?

What am I talking about?

Did you understand now, stupid?

I don't know who you are.

Do you see?

I'm Cross.

God.

I'm Cross.

That's my name.

Okay?

Yeah, but I ain't no name.

That's my name.

I was named after Jesus on the cross.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay, do you have a washer and dryer now?

No.

Do you have your own?

What?

Where do you wash your clothes?

In the toilet after you take a shit and piss in it?

You dumb son of a bitch.

I don't know who you are.

Where do you wash your clothes?

In the toilet that you shit in and piss in and you put the clothes in there and you wash it?

Hey, you dumb bastard.

I don't even know who you are.

You smell like shit.

I don't even know you come and talk shit.

I don't even know who you are.

Don't say shit to me.

That's a bad word.

Where do you wash your clothes at?

In the toilet?

it dude if you don't meet somewhere i'll be more glad to i'll beat your ass i'll meet you at the

strip club who you are i'll meet you at the strip club who you are nothing else oh you're afraid

no all right i don't have a clue who you are i got three kids yeah go wake them up for me let

me talk to them now are you gonna wash their clothes with the piss and shit he's gone man

where's he getting these numbers from

That fuck's got some rednecks down there.

I'm doing part calls.

Where's he getting these from, fucking guy?

I thought he was in Australia.

Who is?

Yeah.

No, Perk is from Australia.

That's a different listener.

That fuck just died from down south.

I thought they were the same person.

Fuck me in the ass.

With no Vaseline.

Okay, look, we got more calls to do here then.

Yes, sir.

We got RBC.

Yeah, Perk has been listening for a while, too.

that box actually goes back to the days of 2006 days all right we got a disney toy organ organizer

for sale with rollout box for toddler blankets 30 by 45 very clean barely use that's how it's spelled

use won't go any lower won't deliver 25 for a disney toy organizer rollout box and some toddler

blankets for pissing and shitting i can't call this one it's local i can't call local i'm sorry

Jay Sting, I can't call it. It's a local number, man.

I don't because it's dangerous.

It becomes more easy to prosecute me if things go wrong.

Negative. Moving right along.

It's not local, local, but it's in the same state I'm in right now.

I can't do it. I can't do it, man.

Moving right along.

Find another one. Don't pick Pennsylvania and don't pick Florida.

I won't be calling those two places for a while.

Sorry, mate. I'm sure it would have been good, too.

I was excited about it.

it uh let's see what rbc penis has here honda customers there we go we got people we just got

the last names customers of honda uh left their cars at a honda dealership sorry for the lack of

details he didn't want to get them too suspicious so he just got last names and phone numbers

and confirmed that they answered two of them answered two of them went to voicemail uh

suggestions from the madhouse chat room earlier include the following say that i got their order

or mixed up with someone else and accidentally

painted their car metallic pink

I won't charge them for it

but if they demand that it be painted back to the original

color it'll be $1500

also another idea

say I accidentally installed

hydraulics

we also got say you put a Kenny Loggins

CD with this fucking Kenny Loggins

shit Kenny Loggins CD

in the CD player to listen to

while you worked on the car and now it's

stuck in there so you have to add

$12.99 to their bill

so i can go to k mart and buy a new one and also i dropped a cigarette in the front seat

and the entire seat burned up now a new seat will cost them 400 i'll paint the burn marks

on the ceiling for free that's cool i think that's fair milkman paint the ceiling chair

chair's not included in the warranty because the cigarette damage and you should have been

smoking in the car i don't care it wasn't me what do you mean i saw how i see it going milkman

Finger looking good, Milkman.

Let's call the first one of these.

God damn it.

I did some pranks with RB.

Look, I was really drunk last Friday night.

It was me, it was Brad, also known as RBCP, Dark Strangler, and some white guy.

And we were doing prank calls, and I had a whole bunch of wine.

I had the equivalent of eight glasses of red wine.

And I don't remember the pranks.

I just know we were calling Domino's numbers.

and oh yeah we called brad called he he got there was some some rock band told the guy some guy from

a rock band told him to go fuck himself who was that i wanted to see if you know who he is milk

man i'll play it for you here with brad's brad rbcp if it's okay to play i don't want to steal

your thunder but it's pretty funny it's one of those hair bands that i dislike so much milkman

were you ever were you into the hair bands and all that back in the day oh of course not no oh

Oh, come on, really?

Yeah, right.

Yeah, dude, I listened to all that shit.

I'm sure you did.

They had guitars, man.

They actually had people play music.

Oh, God, that kind of music, yeah.

Well, that kind of music, but I mean, it's not samples, and it's not computers.

I mean, there's actually some talent, screaming and playing and bending steel with your fingers.

It was all part of the gay agenda, the gay Jewish agenda.

We already talked about this.

The gay Jewish agenda that was going on back in the 80s and early 90s with the hair bands and all that stuff,

That's what that was.

Well, I mean, you had Boy George, didn't you?

I guess so.

That was part of it, too.

David Coverdale, Milkman.

You know who that is?

Uh-huh.

No?

He sang that song, Here I Go Again, on my own.

Because my own...

Hey, I put Death Box.

I added Death Box, and I don't have him on my list.

Did you get him on your list?

On what?

On Gort?

No, no, no.

On Skype.

I put him on Skype.

I Gorted it to you.

David Coverdale would play for Whitesnake

You know who Whitesnake is old man

Oh yeah Whitesnake

I remember him yeah I saw him in concert

Yeah he dressed like a girl and all that stuff

Well here we go let me play this

I don't have Brad's permission but I'm going to play it anyway

I was in the back

At the end of this I laugh I thought it was hilarious

You hear me laughing at the end of this

Oh I need to talk to Mr. Coverdale please

Is this Jake? Yes

Do you guys need a ride?

Oh no I just need to talk to David

Okay.

Who the fuck is Jake?

Hello?

Hi, David.

Yeah?

Do you still have long hair or are you balding yet?

Who is this?

It's Jake.

Jake who?

Will you sing?

Will you sing a little bit?

Listen, just, I don't believe it's you.

I think this is a prank call.

Can you prove that it's you by singing Here I Go Again, please?

Please, this is a private number.

Go fuck yourself.

No.

Yeah.

Can you come fuck us, please?

That's me at the end going, yeah.

I was so drunk that night.

What was that?

That was last Friday night.

It was a private conference we were doing.

VIP pranks.

Oh, was that really the Whitesnake guy?

Yeah, that was the Whitesnake.

David Coverdale.

Oh, I'll be damned.

I saw him in concert, actually, dude.

No, you didn't.

That was a night, man.

That was a big night, man.

We was really, really, really blown, man.

It was like a record night.

Were you taking mushrooms?

It was all five concerts in one night.

How many marijuana cigarettes did you smoke that night, Milkman?

Yeah.

Of course not.

Yeah, right.

That's just bad for you.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system

and is not available.

At the tone, please record your message.

When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.

Yeah, hi, this is Bill from the Honda dealership.

You left your vehicle here.

Your vehicle is now on fire.

If you could please give us a call back as soon as you get a chance,

we'd appreciate it.

Thank you.

That'll freak somebody out when they hear that message.

Whoa!

Oh, no!

All right, let's go to the next one and see if they pick up.

I got four of these here.

Yes, hello.

Is this Mr. Cannon?

Yes, sir.

Hi, this is Cross.

I'm calling from the Honda dealership.

You are your spouse, one of you two.

I have you down probably in the warranty.

I don't know if it was yourself or your spouse left the vehicle here earlier today.

Yeah, we just took it in for an inspection.

Uh, the vehicle, have you got, you got your vehicle back?

Yeah.

Okay.

Um, while I was doing the inspection, I was using the vehicle and I left some stuff in

there.

I left my CD inside the car.

Oh.

I'm going to need that back or there's going to be, you know, some trouble.

Okay.

All right.

Where's the CD?

It's in, well, it's either in the CD player.

I was listening to it or then it might've been in between the console.

Why don't you go and look for it right now and tell me what's going on here.

Okay.

Hurry up.

Excuse me?

Go ahead and hurry up and do it right now.

Why are you bossing me around?

Oh, I'm the supervisor here in the service department.

Yeah, you know what?

So if you left a CD in my car, that's your problem, not my problem.

Well, I can fill your inspection from here, and it'll get reversed at the state.

Yeah, and I'll call the state and tell them you're threatening me with stupid things,

and they'll revoke your license.

Well, I'm the one with the state inspector's number, don't you?

You don't seem to have one, or you would have done it yourself, huh?

So do you work for the Honda dealership?

I'm the supervisor of the service inspection department.

And you guys want, like, repeat customers and stuff?

Not really.

Not customers like you that just come in for inspections.

It's kind of annoying.

Oh, well.

Like, if you want new tires or something, or you want to buy a car, you want to buy a car.

That'd be great.

You know what?

Don't come in to bring your...

I'm looking in the car.

Look in the trunk.

There's no trunk.

Do you even know what kind of car it is?

I don't...

Do you know how many cars I see from stupid customers like you every day?

Yeah.

What kind of car has no trunk?

It must be a hatchback.

Mark?

Fuck you, Mark.

Pick up the phone.

Mark!

Come on, Mark.

I'll tell you, there's something about a Cuban cigar, man.

An authentic Cuban cigar.

It just smokes so, so good, Milkman.

It doesn't get any better than this.

Mark?

Anyway.

I want to hear those pranks, Brad.

Come on, edit them.

Come on.

New Snowplow Show.

Make it happen, because I want to hear these pranks.

I don't remember them.

I was drunk.

I was smoking marijuana cigarettes all night.

I had, like, two marijuana cigarettes.

Red Solo Cup is here.

God, I hate that song.

Change your name, Red Solo Cup.

Well, fucking song.

Red Solo Cup.

Dump the fucking cup all over you, asshole.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

Fuck you.

All right, we got one number here, one last one for Matsumoto.

Hello?

Yes, is this Matsumoto?

Yes.

Yes, I'm calling from the Honda dealer.

Did you get your car?

No, I'm going to pick it up this evening.

Yeah, I don't understand.

Why didn't you come pick up the car like you were supposed to?

I'm sorry, what was that again?

You didn't come pick up the car like you're supposed to.

Why?

No, I am coming to pick it up.

Yeah, but you should have picked it up by now

because now there was a problem with the car.

It was an accident.

It's your fault.

You didn't pick it up.

What?

I was finishing up the car

and I dropped a cigarette in the front seat.

Are you serious?

Yeah, and the entire seat burned out

and I had to use a fire extinguisher.

This happened about five minutes ago.

You're lying.

I know you're lying.

No, the entire seat and the flames went up to the ceiling,

but I was able to grab the fire extinguisher.

The first one didn't work,

but the second one went out,

where there's white powder all over inside the windows in the car.

And the seat is burned and the ceiling is burned.

I'm going to repair and we're going to fix the burn marks.

We're going to paint them.

Are you serious?

Yes, yes.

I have to let you know about this, first of all.

And I want to apologize for the burn marks and everything.

The seat is not replaceable by warranty

because the warranty doesn't cover cigarette damage.

that's not covered by the warranty

so I've got

I'm going to pull a new seat out from the junkyard

there's a junkyard across the way

you have to be kidding me

I know you're kidding me where's Kevin

where's Kevin

I'm sorry ma'am my name is Cross

I'm with the service department

I realize that but I want to make

are you kidding me or are you for real

let me make sure I got the right one here

yeah Matsumoto

yeah this is your vehicle

I burned the the the seat's gone and there's uh smoke damage I'm gonna repair the top will be

ready tomorrow I'm gonna paint it and uh the ceiling I'm gonna get it reupholstered but

you're gonna have to pay for the um for the seat I'm gonna pick it up tomorrow from the dealer they

quoted me $400 from the junkyard rather they quoted me $400 for uh uh from the junkyard uh

for the new seat.

And I'll have that ready for you by lunchtime.

That should be in there.

I'm going to put a note here to make sure that we get that in for you by lunchtime.

You're picking up a seat from the junkyard?

Yeah, the seat, it's going to cost $300 for the seat.

Kevin left already?

Yeah, Kevin, he doesn't know about this.

I can't.

I'd get in big trouble if I told him about it.

I'd be in big trouble.

So, the seat is $300.

Well, usually it's $400.

It's $100 for labor.

I'm just going to give it to you for cost.

You know, just because it's a mistake.

My mistake.

My bad.

So, $300 for the seat only.

I'm not paying for anything extra.

I'm getting rid of all the inside, the powder from the fire extinguisher.

That's going to be gone.

And I'll even spray a little bit of Febreze in there.

I've got some Febreze I'm going to bring from home.

You've got to be kidding me.

No, it'll be...

You've got to be kidding me.

It's going to be like new inside.

I am not paying for anything extra.

Well, lady, the seat isn't covered by the warranty if it's burned by cigarettes.

But you burned it.

Yeah, but I know, but there's nothing I can do about it.

It's not covered by warranty.

What am I supposed to do?

But you burned it.

You're supposed to pay for it.

You're supposed to pick up your car.

You're not supposed to leave it here.

Why did your car end up here in the first place?

What did you do?

You messed it up, right?

Because Kevin said that I could pick it up later this evening.

I don't have that.

He was going to lock the keys in the car with the receipt.

Okay.

And then I could pick it up.

Let me look that up.

Kevin said this?

Yes.

There's no note here from Kevin.

It says late pickup.

So I went in there with me, and we were drinking, and one of my girlfriends was here.

We had some music playing in your car, and we were smoking marijuana and things, and then the cigarette fell.

You're kidding me.

I know you're kidding me.

No, no.

Okay.

No, listen, we were drinking, and your car was there.

We had the keys.

Do I come this evening or not?

Because I was coming to pick it up in about an hour.

Well, you said tomorrow you were coming.

No, I was coming tonight.

That's why Kevin is leaving the keys in the car for me.

Locked in the car because I have another set of keys.

I want to come tonight.

It's not going to be ready.

Like I said, we were drinking.

It was slow.

We had music playing.

It's what we do sometimes because your car has a nice radio,

so we turned it up a little bit.

We're listening to the Whitesnake.

Yeah, right, right.

Okay, I'm tired of this joke already.

And if it's not a joke and you're serious,

then let me hang up and let me call Kevin, okay?

Kevin's not here.

I'm going to call him.

I know his cell number.

Don't.

Please don't.

Why not?

Because I'm going to get in trouble.

I'm going to lose my job.

Well, tough luck, pal.

Listen, please, I'll fix it.

I'll fix it.

Give me a few days and I'll fix it.

It's everything.

Nope, nope, nope, nope.

They won't charge you.

Just don't tell them.

Nope.

You need to get me a new car.

I'm not taking something that you burnt or whatever you did.

I don't know.

I'll take a seat from a new car in the lot, and I'll put it in there.

No, no.

Come on.

No one's going to know.

I'm going to talk to Kevin.

No, come on.

Yes, I am going to talk to Kevin.

The car, the radio still works and everything.

Please?

What is your name again?

This is Cross.

Don't do, come on, please.

Okay.

Thank you.

Please, I can't lose my job.

I can't.

Saggy egg.

She's not grouchy, she's actually kind of nice

She's actually kind of nice

But she's asking for a new car now

Jesus

Hey, I just alerted you

A found dog

It's got a picture of it, a link there

It's a number, somebody found a dog

And then there's another one here

About a big sale going on

About ladies selling horses

And packing stuff and everything

So the first one's a link to the found dog

And the second one's to the big horse party thing going on

That will be great for Jen Stewart

He knows all about tacking

And horses and masturbating them

To get the semen

Remember he told us how you get the semen

And it's cost a lot

They're going to sell some horses too

They've got 19 years worth of horses

All I'm not missing are the found dog

Oh

man you see that dog let me see let me see

lame way they put a new tack and saddles and tries to sell each and oh my god so they found

this fucking dog yeah somebody found this dog at two separate ones yeah that's an ugly look

it looks poor dog looks so sad and what would you do that like it's pitiful it's dirty i would

want to claim it after seeing it well at least have the dog take a picture of the dog where

he's facing the fucking camera. The dog's

looking down.

It looks like he just took a shit.

Yeah, he's scraping the

ground after he took a shit, you know.

You know how he does the burnout, you know, when it doesn't do the burnout?

It looks like he's just getting ready to start going

there. Look at that. Kickstarting.

This dog is hanging around County Road 69.

Appears to have a lame leg.

Aw, I probably got hit. That's sad.

No, I can't. His leg probably got hit enough, man.

That's sad.

Aw. Aw, remember when Sambo died?

Milkman, remember that? When your dog Sambo died?

Yeah.

Isn't that funny?

I miss him.

That was funny.

He probably went to hell.

He's in hell right now, burning.

He's like, ooh.

Oh, I'm sorry, Milkman.

You talked about your dog growing up.

I had one dog.

Oh, yeah.

I had one dog growing up.

He was a Cocker Spaniel named Prince, and he was retarded.

He was the worst fucking dog.

He was so stupid.

He'd run away like once a month.

Oh, yeah.

He'd run away for like three frickin' hours.

My mom would be like with me in the car in this Mustang that we had.

looking for fucking prints all over the place,

and we'd find them, like, two miles away,

sleeping under a tree.

My mom used to hate that fucking dog.

That fucking dog was retarded.

I hated that fucking dog, man.

Yeah, if you can find out if they found your dog,

then tell them that, you know, they need to pay you

because, you know, they've been renting it

for the last, you know, some amount of time.

Find out how long they've had it, you know,

and tell them that they need to pay you now

because they've been renting your dog.

RBCP says we should be talking about gay sex for five hours like KDK.

And then yellow jibber and turn all our listeners.

I can't listen to KDK's show anymore, man.

I've listened for a while.

He had a few good months, and now Milkman is getting back to the point where he's just...

Is he back talking about the inside of guys' ass and how women don't have a G-spot?

yeah he's talking about stupid shit he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about he's talking

about blow jobs that he gets from the fat guy bill that was next to him homeless guy oh is he

still doing this is he still doing the homeless whiners get him drunk and fuck from what i don't

know about that homeless guys he's been on it on air no get out oh yeah oh yeah you did that's

kind of like what kind of like putting on your ass he did that the homeless guy man wow i don't

know why dude he said that shit on there you know he always says it's an ass whatever never mind

anyway he said it on there holy shit okay well if you said milkman i trust you i trust you more

than anybody else oh you know i used to dude you know i started long ago listening to kdk i even

paid for a lot of people don't realize if you listen to old calls dude i paid for years for

those calls and even in our early day remember too anyway i got all those killer cards all right

you can call anywhere in the world with them they're moving right along you gotta call about

Pop that dog and let him know that they owe you now for finding your dog.

Yeah, so I got some layaway numbers for you to call from Brad.

We'll get to that in a moment.

He did a little beating too, man, and hurting his leg because he was never...

Yeah, Death Fox sent in the numbers for the dog and the horse,

the found dog and the horse for sale.

Well, let's call some Lonesome Loser numbers because he sent in quite a few of them

and we haven't gotten to them yet.

Starting off with Michael May.

Oh, yeah.

Michael May is in North Carolina and we'll see if this redneck here has watched the debate

and see what he thinks.

I don't think this is going to go anywhere.

I'm hoping one of these goes.

I think this is going to hang up real quick.

Milkman, I get at least one,

sometimes up to two,

of these political survey calls a day after work.

Oh, yeah.

Between five and seven, I get one every night,

at least one, during the week.

There's a trick to that, too.

That's all I'm telling today.

I'm voting for Rocky Anderson.

All right, well, bye.

Two-party system.

Bye.

Do you have a landline phone,

or are they calling your cell phone?

Your call.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Who is that you just called?

Finger looking good, y'all.

Michael Mann.

John is in Georgia.

John, Georgia.

Hello.

Is this John?

Yes.

Hi, sir.

Good evening.

I'm sorry to bother you.

This is Cross.

I'm calling for Americans for a bright, strong future of America.

I'm calling with a survey, a political survey.

Did you happen to see the vice presidential debate tonight?

Yes, I did.

and if you

this is a bit too late

yeah but it's only

three questions sir and this will go to

help out the Republican committee

if you were to vote tonight

would you vote for A. Barack Obama

or B. Mitt Romney

B.

B. Mitt Romney

would you say you have a favorable

unfavorable or negative

or no opinion view

between 1 being the lowest

5 being the highest of President Barack Obama

What's the choices again?

One is the lowest and five is the highest.

One being the lowest, you think the least of them or the most of them?

I'm sorry.

I'm new to this.

One being the lowest, least favorable.

Five being the highest, most favorable.

One.

Okay.

And last question.

Is this because you're a stupid, asshole, redneck idiot?

Because I'm talking to one.

No, I'm a Puerto Rican.

Smart Puerto Rican.

That's the reason.

Okay.

Is it because you're an inbred idiot dumbfucker?

Oh, is that right?

Yeah.

I've got your number, buddy.

We'll get in touch.

I've got your information here,

and we're suspending your voter registration,

so don't bother voting.

That's what I wanted to do.

Well, he did take a time to answer, too, man.

Uh-huh.

That was good.

Yeah, good for him to take that.

That was rather enthusiastic.

A big surprise.

Tell him that you found his dog, man,

and give him the number.

Is it any surprise the redneck guy in Georgia

has a very unfavorable view?

Of President Obama?

Just saying.

Big surprise there.

Red State.

All right.

We're calling one in California now.

Shut up, Zyklon.

I'm not ready yet.

Hello?

Hello.

Is this William Grace Bill Cosby?

Yes.

Hi, sir.

I'm calling from America's For a Brighter, Stronger, Better Future of America with a political survey.

Did you see the vice presidential debate tonight?

Excellent.

Excellent. And if the election were to be held today, would you vote for A, President Barack Obama, or B, Governor Mitt Romney, or C, undecided?

B.

B, Mitt Romney. Okay. Two more questions.

Next question is, do you have a, on a scale from 1 to 5, 1 being the least favorable, lowest, 5 being the most favorable, highest opinion,

how would you rate your opinion and view on President Barack Obama? 1 to 5.

1.

One. All right, got you down.

And last question, is this because you're a stupid idiot?

Because you're a stupid racist idiot moron?

No, you just...

No, I'm paid by the Democratic Committee to do this.

Independent Committee to...

Like I'm calling from...

Obama.

Oh, yeah, it's because you're a stupid idiot.

Guys, if he said he wanted to vote for Obama,

Obama would say the same thing.

I'm not just saying that because he's a Mitt Romney guy.

If he said he had a favorable view of the president,

I would also ask him if he's a stupid idiot.

Because it's funny.

You know, I should ask him,

would he vote for A, Barack Obama,

or B, John McCain?

Like, uh, what?

No?

I got one here too, just came in, man.

iPhone 3G, good condition,

wants to trade for Android phone,

also in good condition.

Oh, I got to do the, yeah.

I still got to do the BlackBerry one.

Yeah, you're right.

Good point.

The horse one there is a good one, too.

I think the dog ought to find his master, man.

That's pretty terrible that they would bring your dog and not even pay you off.

I wonder if Crazy Fucker likes that prank.

He's like, hell yeah.

Crazy Fucker's like, this is my kind of show.

I like this.

I like these pranks.

Oh, man.

Here's another one.

I also get three of Crazy Fucker.

I really wish it was, man.

I think the lifestyle was Nick.

We got another one in California.

I thought that was a blue state

What's going on

Well they got a Republican governor

Is there a Republican governor in California now

Or what happened

Yes hello this is Cross

I'm calling from the Independent Bureau for a strong super awesome America

Just calling with a political survey

Did you happen to see the vice presidential debate tonight

It's 9 o'clock

Yes did you happen to see the vice presidential debate tonight

Asshole

Fuck you

He wasn't very cooperative

Dang it

All right, let me play stupid here.

Hang on.

Oh, my God.

I didn't talk to him right.

Ah!

Jesus.

He put on the facts.

Yeah, he did.

That was pretty slick.

It was quick.

It was a busy greeting.

We were currently on the phone.

Your message didn't roll.

This is a busy greeting.

Right.

Okay.

All right.

Well, let's see what else we got here.

Plenty of numbers to call tonight.

All right, the kids want to call in.

No fans.

I can't believe it's midnight already.

Holy shit.

I'll have to do an extra half hour of show because I was a half hour late just about.

All right, Skype lines are open.

If you want to be on the Skype machine, join in.

All right, Death Fogs, you got the number, man.

Give them a call.

Death Fogs, Zyklon, Ken.

Ken's first.

Ken gets a gold star for being first.

Hey, Ken from Connecticut.

Brother Leto.

Hello, man.

What's going on?

Nothing, man.

Just hanging out here doing political stuff.

You're single-handedly trying to fuck up Obama's re-election campaign, aren't you?

Well, if I get Romney supporters, I'll do the same thing.

I'm throwing some chilies in the gumbo.

That's all, man.

Hey, this is Cross from the Democratic Party.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah, go fuck you.

Take us off the list.

Fuck you.

Enigmer's here.

Hi, Enigma.

How are you?

Hey, what's going on?

I'm good.

Thank you.

Wild man.

Side looks good.

Looking good.

Thanks.

Dirty Aaron, super guy.

How are you, Superman?

I'm doing fine.

Four and one.

I'm about to take Ken down.

Yeah, Ken.

Oh, shit.

You didn't see the points I just got from this game tonight, fucker.

UK Godfather.

I hope you joined Gort.

U.K. Godfather's on here.

Private name.

Hi, private name.

And Zyklon's here also.

Thank God Zyklon's here.

Hey, Zyklon.

Zyklon.

I got to learn how to say that right.

I've been practicing it, but I still can't.

All right, let's do some more prank calls then, damn it.

A lot of them are Death Fox.

All right, Death Fox.

You got it.

Fat Boy's Barbecue.

I didn't know they still had Fatboy's BBQ, man.

That was a nice change back in the Florida days.

Nan, California, Korea.

Anyone want to talk to Koreans?

I got a lot of Koreans here that Lonesome sent earlier.

By the way, Skype went down faster than Charlie's daughter.

What was that, Zyklon?

By the way, what?

Skype went down faster than Charlie's daughter.

When?

Now?

Just now.

Yeah, I dropped.

Skype dropped faster than his daughter.

Oh, wow.

Holy shit.

Yeah, mine on Skype got killed, too.

I call it Japanese, but I still won't accept my trade.

I'm so, like, I'm really mad.

But, yeah, Carlito, when you were talking about fantasy,

you forgot to mention my game.

Yeah, I will.

My one drive that beat Dirty Aaron.

Literally, I got 16 points from Jason Wynn on one drive,

and that's what beat Dirty Aaron.

Is that his one loss?

Oh, I know.

That probably sucked.

That's bullshit.

Hey, it was good for me.

I always get pissed at the game because I'm a Cowboys fan,

so I come home from the bar, come home,

I thought my fantasy, just to see how Wynn was doing,

I'm like, 31 points?

Holy crap.

Which team is yours?

Are you the Bombay Benchoss?

Or no, you're the Sambos.

I'm the Little Black Sambos.

Yeah, you're the Sambos.

That's right.

Did you end up playing Vick this week?

I don't like Romo.

I'll trade you Romo for Newton

and also add one player in.

All right, well, make a deal.

Really what saves Zyklon is the San Francisco defense

Defense got, like, 23 points or something like that, something retarded.

It was 30.

Yeah.

God, that was stupid.

I ended up taking Michael Vick out at the last minute tonight,

and now I see Matt Hasselbeck ended up with 30 points.

You should put Vick in.

He's playing in Detroit this week.

Yeah, I don't know, but he's Vick, man.

Come on.

He lost the ball twice.

He lost the ball to fucking goal line last week, man.

A guy can't hang on to a little ball.

Who won the Titans-Steelers game?

The Titans won 26-23 over the Steelers.

Oh, shit.

Woo-hoo.

Wow.

They kicked a field goal, or the Steelers' field goal kicker missed at the end.

Titans went down, got within range.

They kicked a field goal and won it.

Woo-hoo.

Yeah, Titans are my local team.

All right.

Well, cool.

They're showing this thing on something about Roethlisberger.

Who's got Roethlisberger?

Not me.

Fucker.

It's, uh...

What's it?

T-Bagger has it.

No, yeah, I thought you had it.

Yeah, he's a two-bagger.

Oh, yeah.

No, I was looking at that.

There's a notice that last week has got added points or something like that

because they reversed a decision.

Yeah.

Doesn't matter.

Prank calls.

No, I lost by, like, 48 last week because RG3 got knocked out in the third quarter

and didn't come back.

Yeah, knocked out.

Everybody goes and turns the focus force and faces off.

And then Big Ben only scored, like, 23 or something like that.

But Carlito

I sent you a prank on Yahoo

You need to call White Castle

Tell them to bring you some napkins to the bathroom

Because you took their food into the bathroom

Because it makes you shit instantly

So you're in there eating the food

Did you see that picture I just posted

I'm a redneck by the way

It's a death thought

You can see right there

That they're missing their dog

You can tell that you found it

And you want a reward before you bring it back

It would be hilarious

Yeah

That's kind of cruel

That's the only thing I wouldn't do prank calls on

Is lost pets

Aww

That's your line, your red line right there

Yeah, I'll do anything except for pets

Alright, hey, let's do prank calls

Before Noonoo's already having a fit

Oh, Noonoo

He's going crazy, man

He's done all his shit there

I like my response

Dude, he's like, prank calls

I'm like, Noonoo, fuck off

We don't do pre-calls here

MLN

Has the Blackberry Torch for sale

Or willing to trade for an Android

Or Samsung smartphone

Right, okay

That's in Hamilton, Alabama

That's going to be a redneck too

Alright, let's try it

Tell them your Android

Runs on Obama

Trying to call is not reachable

TTS

They got there right at a minute

They're on a prepaid

Oh, they're on a prepaid on their Blackberry.

Holy shit.

That guy's got to get, oh, man.

How is it for the prepaid to be used by, like, rednecks?

And ghetto people, burners, you know, selling weed.

Use the prepaid burner minutes.

I get all these numbers off of Trader, so, you know.

Oh, look, we've got someone selling Scentsy.

My cousin sells Scentsy.

We have great deals going on.

It's like Amway for candles.

Something like that.

What?

private number

private number getting ready to get cut off

private

I didn't do that

that wouldn't mean

yes UK Godfather we hear you

that wouldn't mean blowing into the

alright everyone shut up

listen Nicole

Nicole Keaton's got a what is it again

uh Sensi consultant alright cool

let's call Sensi

Sensi

you don't even know what Sensi is how are you going to do it

Is this Nicole, the Scentsy consultant?

Yes.

Oh, hi.

Good.

That's good.

You have men's products, right?

Yeah, I've got it.

What?

Is there any way that you can contact me tomorrow?

No.

This is important because I have my proms tomorrow.

The what?

I have a prom tomorrow.

Okay.

All right.

So I need some scents.

Like, if you have men's product, do you have deodorant?

No, we don't.

What about, like, cologne for, like, down there, like the balls and stuff?

You spray them on your balls?

for the smells.

She's gone.

I give a shit about Scentsy.

Jordan has already called Jordan

about the washer and dryer.

Fuck.

All right, horse sale.

The horse sale, Bobo the horse,

or Bobo's Horse Barn.

Oh, let me do this one.

Yeah, and then the Brown Dogs.

They're having their regular horse sale

this Friday night.

All right.

We've used tack starting at 6 p.m.,

then on to new tack,

brought in by a tack man out of Tennessee.

He brings lots of new tack

and saddles.

And tries to sell each and every piece.

Horses will follow

consigned horses.

You can consign a horse? Wow, man.

I figured you'd call them and ask

about masturbating a horse.

Yeah, I don't have a phone number for that, though.

Death Fox, no phone number.

I gave you a number. Hold on, let me...

Yeah, it's at the bottom.

Look at the bottom of the gourd.

You look at the bottom of the gourd.

Let me see. Oh, there it is. I got it.

I got it. I got it.

I had my scroll lock off on gort

So I couldn't see it

Who's doing the zyklon

Zyklon's gonna do a great prank here right

Zyklon

It's something that doesn't involve racism

Oh thank you

Appreciate it

I can make prank calls that don't involve racism

It's just so easy

We've lost our two black listeners in the last month

Because of you

We had black listeners

We've got glowworm and the other guy

Milkman

Milkman's not black

This is Adam Bobo

Sorry I missed your call

Bobo

I'll call him again

I should call the ACX

It's Larry the Redneck

What's the goat address?

The Gort Madhouse Radio on Gort

Milkman 420 is Milkman

This is Adam Bobo

Sorry I missed your call

Jin Stewart is this Jin?

Straight up right in there

Right there

Bobo

Can we call the ACX?

Yeah, later, because they take forever

And they take forever to set up

The guy's like, I'm going to call my buddy first

And he'll call him

Then he just rambles on about how

King Solomon's a faggot

Yeah

I just figured if I called those lords a redneck

It'd just go a little bit racist

I could easily set them off

I think Crazy Fucker and the Aziatoms

Would have an awesome time talking to each other

Let me look up some more numbers

Yes, some to pick up, that'd be good

You don't even have to do an accent

with the Asiatics. You can just go straight racist

with them. They'll fucking start yelling at you.

Just call him boy. I did that a few times.

Let me ask you boys a question.

They're both like, boy? What do you mean boy?

Boy? Man.

There's the mulatto right there.

There's a mulatto. I know his

voice. Yeah, it's Ted Webb.

What's Ted Webb's

black character?

Oh, your audio clicks

so much. You go clicky

click all the time. I cut the audio off

She said I was his.

Yeah, you got a lot of his.

Yeah, you're a real, really canny, canny, canny, canny.

Oh, man.

All right, I'll grab it.

In the meantime, I got to go.

We got a Korean restaurant.

Anybody want that?

Go Hyang.

Go Hyang Jib.

No?

All right, fine, I'll go.

I would say ask about the rice and how long it takes to take a shit in the toilet,

but I don't think I could pull it off.

K-9-7.

Who's calling?

I'm sorry.

Sorry, I'm not feeling well.

All right, here's a different Korean place.

Okay, let me talk to them.

I just thought of a good prank idea.

Racist.

Uh, surprisingly not, yes.

I'm Sushi, how may I help you?

Hi, is this the Japanese restaurant?

Uh, yes.

Is it Japanese?

Yes, it's Japanese fusion, it's a sushi place.

Uh, does that mean all the food's irradiated?

It's what was that?

Is it all irradiated from Fukushima?

From where was that?

If it's Japanese, is it irradiated Fukushima?

I've never heard of Fukushima before.

Is there anybody there that's actually Japanese?

Well, I mean, the people that work here are Korean, but it's a Japanese fusion place, so it's Japanese food.

Can I speak to one of the Koreans, please?

Yes.

Hey, are you Japanese?

Yes, are you a Japanese?

Hello?

Yes.

Are you Japanese?

He speaks Korean.

No, I was asking if he was a Japanese.

No, I know, because he said that you were speaking Japanese, but he doesn't know Japanese.

He knows Korean.

Hmm, that's weird.

I would have thought he would have learned Japanese since Japan conquered Korea for so long.

Oh, well, um, I guess not.

Can I speak to him again?

Uh, yeah, sure.

Do weird...

Yes, I am representative of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un, and you must bow before the great...

Yes, Kim Jong-un.

Kim Jong-un, man.

Hello?

Kim Jong-un, man.

Kim Chang-woo?

Great man.

Kim Il-jong.

Kim Jong-un, I don't know, Kim Jong-un.

Sa Se-hoo?

Sa Se-hoo-ha?

Sa Se-hoo-ha.

Sa Se-hoo-ha Cho-cha-neg-ra?

I don't know.

Puta Marikon.

What's calling?

This is cross.

Puta Marikon-shi-shi?

Sorry, I don't know.

Ching-chong-pa-te-ro.

Yeah?

Ching-chong-chwa?

Ching-chow-ha?

Sorry, I don't know.

Yeah.

Mu-tai?

Hello?

Joe Rogan

I'm just remembering

I didn't know any Korean curse words

So I just started saying like

That was sweet dude

You really mixed that one up

I don't know if you guys remember

In UK Ted when we called China

And he started like saying weird shit

And the lady was saying it back

In China

Lady in China

And I'm like Ted what were you saying to her

And he's like, I don't know, I was just making noises

And she kept saying shit back

It was so funny

They had like a whole five minute conversation

We should call more Korean places and ask them

Ask them if they're willing to serve Kim Jong-un

Great glorious leader of North Korea

Ask him for Cho-Chun also

Ted Webb here, how's everybody doing?

Ted Webb

Ted Webb, where are you?

That's Ken, Ken's Ted Webb

I know it's Ken, that's why I said, where are you?

Where is he? He shows up every once in a while

He's upset because of the racist calls

He told me a person he didn't like that

On the station

Did you call some Chinese pizza guy

And say fuck shit fuck

And he repeated it to you a bunch of times

He goes fuck shit fuck stupid

I heard that one today

I just like to do it because it's funny

I heard that one at work today

Actually it's not funny

I heard that when I worked today

the guy's like fuck shit

fuck you

it's like you want me to kill you

I've also had some

cervezas today so

forgive me if I sound a little slurred

no kidding like when you do the prank

it sounds like you're whooping off or something

you're like

that's cool

yeah I know it's kind of hard

I mean because I gotta mute it you know

don't mute it

All right, how about some layaway calls?

You guys want to mess with some layawayers?

Yes.

All right.

Yes.

Okay.

All right.

Bring it on.

All right, so don't repeat the name of the store.

I'm going to tell you guys with my mic off the name of the store, okay?

We know what it is.

It's all going to be a store that begins with the letter S.

Oh, God.

I didn't say what it was.

Got that?

All right.

All right, good.

Well, you could say it in the prank, but that's one less edit I have to do,

and every little bit helps

because I'm only behind

four shows now

as of tonight.

Oh, you shit fuck.

I fucking believe

it on Zyklon

and his racist fucking calls.

I blame it on Enigma

forcing a new website.

I'm kidding.

That's what it is.

Actually,

there's been several shows

since I said

the N-word on air.

I don't know.

Because you said it

like 50 times

in one show.

And then,

like,

the next week...

The next week...

The N-word

like 50 times

in one show.

Yeah.

I've got to lighten

that up a little bit.

Yeah,

because I tried to edit

i tried to edit them all out guilty of starting that i tried to edit them all out by putting

sambo in instead over the n-word and then i finally got tired of it like halfway through

and like oh fuck it and the next week you're like hey you know isn't it funny like you tried to

edit off the n-word and halfway through you gave up there you go yeah all right listen we got mary

Mary put an iPad 3 16 gig on layaway today.

All right, I'm calling this.

Mary, Mary, Mary, why are you bugging?

Where's it at?

Hawaii.

Fucking love Hawaiians, dude.

Yeah.

I can barely hear you, hiss boy.

Yeah.

Tell her who you are.

Oh, Death Fox, we need to get you a new microphone and a new computer.

Yeah, definitely.

And a new accent.

I'm kidding.

You have reached the print voicemail box of...

Oh, by the way...

If I remember that one, you can put it on the gamble.

Sorry, go ahead.

Go ahead, Milkman.

Go ahead.

Okay.

I got Donna.

I like that name.

She put a Nintendo DS on there.

Bring it on.

If she sends you a picture of her tits, you'll give her 10 bucks off.

I got an idea, Zycon.

Let's plan on a call and then you not follow the plan.

Like last week?

Yeah.

That wasn't last week.

That was two weeks ago.

Oh.

And I always remember.

Like, we're going to follow the plan.

I thought Jim was doing that for a land.

Donna?

Ew.

Flush?

Hello, Donna.

Hello.

Hello, is this Donna?

This is Dana, yes.

Oh, Dana.

I'm sorry, Dana.

Yeah, whoever wrote this down, scribbled it up.

I'm calling from the layaway department about your Nintendo DS.

Uh-huh.

Yeah, here's the problem is that some of us were maybe just messing around

on in the back and we uh we were throwing the football all around and uh your ds fell down and

it got broken so we're gonna need you to come in and pay the full balance of it before we can uh

replace it this is supposedly at the walmart walmart where you got the nintendo ds this isn't

you don't have to tell me you're not quizzing me here is there something wrong with your phone

line there no it's your phone line i don't think so i have a good phone line so uh i'm gonna need

need you to come down and either pay the balance in full then we can go ahead and get this

warrantied out um and if you like you know if you can do that i'll go ahead and throw in like

a free game or something like that the funny thing about it is is we didn't buy one at walmart we

only put games on railway right yeah the ds games you guys were goofing off in the railway area and

was throwing a football and knocked them off and broke them yes that's correct a couple of them

got stepped on they're kind of shattered a little bit so we're going to need you to come down and uh

and take care of them okay and your name is what my name is uh brent are you that do you not

understand what i'm talking to you are you too stupid are you too stupid to understand what's

happening you need to come down here listen you need to bring your white trash down here

bring your white trash down here and pay the bill no let me tell you something i don't know

Well, I'm the supervisor.

I can do whatever I want.

You're a supervisor?

You can do whatever you want?

Are you right there?

Are you there now?

Hold on.

Let me...

Yeah.

Where do you think I'm calling from?

I will have your job.

What?

You want my job?

No, you don't want this job.

It sucks.

I got to call white trash stupid people like you.

She hung up.

Oh, man.

Can you hear me better now on this microphone?

Oh, I can hear you great.

And all of your fiddle fucking with the microphone while I'm on the call.

I'm sorry.

I switched mics.

If y'all had just a little more time to get to know her, I mean, I think it would have worked out a little better.

What was her name again? I forgot.

I got her, I got her.

Dana.

Hello?

Let me take it.

Hello?

Hi, Dana, this is Cross. I'm the supervisor.

Did you just get a call from one of our associates?

Who is this?

This is Cross. I'm the supervisor.

I understand you probably got a call from one of our associates.

Oh, Austin.

Hmm?

He just said his name was Grant.

Austin?

No, Cross.

Is that what you said your name was?

I'm Cross. I'm the supervisor.

I understand one of our associates.

Hello?

I understand that.

Cross.

C-R-O-S-S.

I'm the supervisor in the layaway department.

I understand one of my associates just made a phone call.

Yes.

Okay, and was there a problem here?

What happened?

Yeah, I busted my daughter and called her white trash and all that.

That's horrible.

We don't accept that here.

I'm sorry.

Well, it's true right now.

The damage has done been done.

Well, let me give you some credits here.

What can we do?

What?

I'm trying to fix this in the computer now.

I'm very sorry.

Please don't.

Let's just not get upset about this, okay?

All right?

Just settle down.

Yes.

Huh?

How can you get up when somebody's talking to your child that way?

Well, she's an adult, isn't she?

What is it that he's saying?

They, you know me, don't call him for that crap.

I know.

I'm very sorry.

I apologize on behalf of Brent.

He doesn't like stupid people.

caused trouble so he

started saying bad things. We've been drinking

tonight in the back.

It doesn't matter what

you guys have been doing. This is Dana

by the way. It doesn't matter what you've been

drinking or what's going on.

He had no right to sit there

and ask me was I stupid

and then tell me to bring my white trash

ASS down there and pay

off the balance of the game.

Hang on. Hang on.

Brent, did you say that to this

this lady? No, actually

what I call her is a stupid white trash

bitch. Okay, very good job

Brent. Very well put. Thank you.

Brent, is this stupid bitch still giving you

a hard time on the phone? Yeah, I can't believe

it. She needs to come down here and pay her fucking bill.

Hold on. Let me call her back. It's Larry

the store manager.

You should let me talk to her because I speak her

language. Oh, she's still there.

Hey, I speak the language too, damn it.

Let me just call her back.

Wait, wait, wait the fuck

Let me call her back.

Oh, wait a minute.

She's still on the line.

Hang on.

She's listening.

She's not anymore, but...

She wasn't on the line.

Who is this?

Let me talk.

Okay.

I'll take this.

What play do they have on my way?

Candle.

Hi, this is Larry.

I'm the store manager.

I understand you got a phone call from my subordinates.

Can you please tell me what happened?

Hello?

This is the same people on the...

I'm going...

Can you please tell me what happened?

What happened?

Yeah, can you tell me what happened?

I'll tell you what happened.

These asshole white trash people are trying to get us in trouble.

I'm recording this just so you know.

We don't give you permission.

Tell your fucking daughter we're taking her deposit.

We're going to buy some more liquor.

Tell her to go to another one.

We were playing mad-ass fantasy football.

True, I did need to go update my fantasy football.

Sir, are you there?

Mr. Dana?

Who are you?

The Gortz.

Oh, is UK Godfather sent me a Skype message for what is the Gort address,

and I did cross at Gort.us or something like that?

You got it?

Yeah.

Does it work?

Oh, by the way, to sign up for a free Gort account,

you need to go to bluewaffle.com.

Bluewaffle.net.

Yeah, right.

It's meatspin.com.

Yeah, I know.

It's all full of...

All right, guys, come on.

Well, the early adopters are going to get the highest bandwidth, you know.

They'll be staying in the triple digits.

All right, listen, we got just one person on the line at a time here.

So call it early, all right?

And this is going to be Lisa.

Lisa has a Galaxy Android tablet that she put on layaway today.

All right, now who's going to do this one?

Who's going to start it?

Stick to the plan.

I'll start it.

All right, Aaron's going to start it.

And then if any, and only one person can interrupt, all right?

I'll be the supervisor.

I'll call you in, Zyklon

But you can't speak so goddamn slow

People don't understand you

I'll speak normal voice

Let me recommend that you

Took her tablet out and started

Taking pictures of your penis with it

And now you can't erase them

Right, I like it

And now she can't trade it in

For a new one, she has to take that one

With your penis all over it

You can say white trash, that's okay

I love it

My favorite is when Carlito calls people stupid bitch.

The way he says it is fucking hilarious.

What's the name?

Lisa Maria.

Where?

Same place.

Same place?

Same store?

Yep.

Leave your message for...

Poop.

Joseph Cox got toys like walkie-talkies, walk and bowl, etc.

That's what I got here.

Same store.

Alright, same people.

Same people, same plan.

That's Joseph Cox.

Joe Cox.

Yeah, walkie-talkie sounds like part of his rapist kit.

What did he get again?

Walkie-talkies, toys, and something called a walkin' bowl.

Oh, so he's going to try and race the kids?

Like a walkie-talkie, fucking ski mask, toy gun, shit like that.

Keys to a Chevy van.

Fuck, what's his name?

Hello, is Joseph Cox there?

Oh, hi.

Hi, this, well, I'm going to transfer my supervisor on the line, or my subordinate.

Go ahead, Mr.

Yeah, yeah, hello, this is Brent, the head of the layaway department.

How's it going?

Great, how are you?

I'm doing fine.

We're calling about the purchases that were made recently, or rather the deposits.

I'd like to talk to you about that for a moment, if you could.

Yeah.

Okay, so what we have on here is some walkie-talkies and some toys and such.

Does that sound right?

Is that your order?

um no walkie talkie no no what was it again let me let me just toys okay all right so uh

what uh what we have here is we were had a sort of a mix-up we were sort of in the back

uh you know messing around a little bit we knocked a few boxes over and uh some of the

items got mixed up and uh i see uh what we have here down for you is a a walkie talkie a ski

ski masks, toy guns, and condoms?

Is that what you put on layaway?

No.

No?

Okay, well, we must have got the boxes mixed up.

So can you tell me a little bit about what you had on your order?

Hold on just a second.

Okay.

Use some Dead Kennedys.

Hang up on this bitch.

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Hello?

Fuck off.

Huh?

Hey.

Fuck you, piece of shit.

Why are you talking to me like that?

You made me wait.

Yeah, I can't hear you because I love the boots and the fucking cut.

Yeah, you made me wait on the phone forever.

I got a lot of important shit to do.

Hey, how about you stop jerking your fucking dick,

shut the fuck up, and fucking ride, alright?

Listen, you white trash piece of shit, you don't talk to me like that.

Can't afford to...

You don't talk to the fuck I won't talk to you.

Stop fucking prank calling.

That's not prank calling.

I'm calling from the Pearl City Walmart.

Huh?

You can't afford to fucking buy walkie-talkies, toys?

Dude, shut the fuck up.

I know you're not.

I can hear you.

I hope you can hear me because I'm calling you a white trash piece of shit.

He's gone.

Out of nowhere, he's here.

Fuck you.

I thought that was one of you guys

Hold on, call them back and let me talk to them

Well, let me, before we do that

Yeah, be the manager

The car leader has to call back and apologize

I gotta call the lady with the car

That I got to see it on fire

Let me talk to her real quick

Oh my god, I gotta tell you, I love these calls

I work in this industry and it's fucking awesome

It needs to be a Toyota

And tell them that the gas pedal's stuck

Hello

Damn it, man, nope

Alright, so you wanna call the last guy back, Joe Cox

Is that a car going home?

Oh, no, that's the last day.

Call Joe Cox back and say,

Hey, I'm the...

Call him.

I would just call him back and just scream,

Fuck you, right back to him and see what he does.

I think that'll work out well.

Okay, yeah, let me try that.

Let's try that then.

If you're not on the call, mute.

Mute your microphones.

Yes.

I always do that.

I can't get to my phone,

so leave me a message and I'll call you right back.

Why did he leave Becca's number at the way away?

Whatever.

We got one left here.

Kim.

Kim, Kim, uh, Kim got an Xbox 360 and an iPod Touch, 8 gig version.

I'll take this one.

If you're going to put something on layaway, why not get the 16 gig? I mean, fuck.

Right.

No, I was going to tell her that we accidentally replaced it with an original Xbox.

Oh, we got left with an original Xbox.

Check that board I just sent you, Mom.

A gort. Okay, I'll check it.

Zach Glahn, take it away.

Don't talk slow, talk fast.

Yeah, I'm going to talk normal.

We got British numbers also.

Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system.

Nope.

Can we call the Turkish horse?

Well, let me call his Indian place first in Australia.

Milkman Gorded via Perth.

Oh, by the way, did you call that Bombay Palace that I sent you?

No.

I think it was last week.

No.

They're definitely closed, but there's one that opened like a couple months ago near where I work.

And I figured, hey, they need a punch and call.

Come on, Australia.

It takes a while for the calls to go through Australia.

Australia you're gonna do this one yeah if it goes through here yes this is Indian imports

hello yes hi this is India import this is dream India yeah you have imports there what do you do

food I didn't get you sorry I want to see if you have something there uh it's a grocery store

that's what I'm saying do you want to see if you have something in a stupid grocery store

hello hello lady man that's what ruined is when I said stupid I'm like the mooder truck

Yes, so let's see if you have Muda Chuk there.

Muda Chuk? Do you have Muda Chuk?

Yes, do you have Muda Chuk?

Muda Chuk?

Do you have Bhenchod?

What? Do you have Bhenchod?

She said something rude and nasty.

She said Gandhi.

Oh, did she? Oh, thank you. Thank you, Malcolm.

What does Gandhi do?

Gay. Gay. That is a gay.

She said real quick on that.

Hey, RBCP says to try that number again

because the lady

answered previously, okay?

The last one that we did. This is Kim.

There's a fraud shop there.

Yeah, I see that. Alright, let me try.

Tell me you want a Palm of Barbie.

Let's see if I can get this to go here.

Your call has been... Nope. Balls, man.

Alright, those UK numbers are starting to come in.

Let's wrap up the request of pranks, though.

Cacti, cacti, cacti, cacti.

Sent in a number that says

Richard Simmons. I don't know if that's

It's a real Richard Simmons, but we'll try it.

Ask him about sliding to the oldies.

It says Beverly Hills.

It must be Richard Simmons.

Richard Simmons Fitness Studio at 9306.

Civic City Drive in Beverly Hills, 90210.

This is the week of Sunday, October 7th through Saturday the 13th.

Before I give you the schedule for this week, please listen carefully.

Shut up.

Hey, Laugh Track Matthew.

Hey, Matt.

All right, Matt.

All right, let's see.

Sin sent in a number here for Richard.

A different Richard.

Dream Theater band

has selected him to receive a private

concert for him and his friends. That's what we're supposed

to do, I guess. Richard.

Hello. Hi.

Has anybody heard of the Dream Theater band before?

Anybody? Matt? Yeah, Dream Theater.

Yeah.

Hey, Matt. On a scale of 1 to 10,

how drunk are you?

Not that drunk at all, yeah.

Not yet. Oh, wait. We're talking about

your scale. That's right.

Normal for you is completely hammered

for us.

Ah, maybe.

So this is a guy from Dream Theater?

No, he's a guy that likes Dream Theater.

I don't know.

Don't pick on Matt, man.

Be nice.

Matt's cool.

Yes, this is Richard.

Yes.

Richard, hi.

This is Cross.

I represent Dream Theater.

You've been selected to receive a private concert for you and five of your friends.

I have the band on the line right now.

They'd like to say hi.

Okay.

Go ahead, guys.

Hello.

Hey.

Hello.

Thanks for the support.

Good looking out, mate.

That's it.

We want some more money, though.

We feel like we're underpaid.

So, yeah, we wanted to do this band thing, you know,

where we play, I'm going to have the band play for you.

Where could we do that in your house?

Do you have a favorite venue, maybe,

like a bar you like to go to or a grocery store or anything?

Not exactly.

Oh, okay.

You don't sound too excited.

We had you down that you were a big fan of the band.

I don't understand.

I am a big fan of the band.

and it's just, it's midnight, and I wasn't asleep.

Oh, okay.

Well, we're going to sing for you.

You ready?

Okay.

All right.

Peach fuzz.

We're going to one and two.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you.

We got to stop.

We got to restart.

Okay.

Nuts itch.

Carlito, we should have the band together.

Yeah, I got to get my vacuum cleaner.

the madhouse live band

alright Richard this isn't going anywhere

you're obviously not a real fan so we're gonna call someone else

can I fuck him in the ear real quick

you gotta laugh out of it at least at the end

hear him laugh

the last band

I saw live was

friggin Rammstein

family values tour I went to that

that was cool

like 14 years after that

like this year

alright asshole

I saw them

At the Cavalry Metro a long time ago

And they couldn't do their fire

So they did fake dicks

That sprayed semen at the crowd

Oh they do that

All the time

They got arrested for that once didn't they

Yeah they didn't do it on their US tour

They did that song though

But instead they just broke a lightbulb

Over the big guy's back

Nice

But however they do have a

a penis-shaped cannon that

fires confetti. That's cool.

One of those crazy Germans.

That's crazy German.

I went to Tenacious D and they had the same thing.

The penis-firing machine.

Yeah, I actually saw them

in the Atlanta Phillips Arena.

The Highlight Factory. Cool, man.

That's awesome stuff. Yeah, that's probably the only place

that you can really see them and do their whole

shebang is those big arenas.

Let me put a little Zappos in your day.

Alright, look, we got

Tony Sinton and I here.

Are they going to be all white snakes?

Norm's restaurant is open 24 hours.

Anybody want to talk to a restaurant?

It's a last request.

What type of restaurant is it?

I don't know.

They're a 24-hour restaurant.

I know that much.

Let UK Godfather do it.

There you go.

UK Godfather.

Yay.

I like this commentating by 6 to Bed and Night Lounge in the chat room.

Why does Zyklon's voice sound like he's rubbing one out?

It's true.

Zyklon.

Because he is.

He sounds like...

It's probably because I've been drinking.

You sound like me in the early morning when I got the shakes.

Your voice is kind of quivering.

We're calling Normandy West Covina.

This is Erica speaking.

How may I help you?

Hi, can I order a pizza?

I'm sorry?

Can I order a pizza?

We don't have pizza, sir.

What do you serve?

All right, you can go, brother.

Yay!

I don't have to go there.

Hold on, I just found this.

Way to go to the fucking extra mile for your customer.

Now, did anybody catch the latest Instort show?

I think he just posted it, and I caught most of it.

Yeah, where he ordered all those pizzas to the gym, whatever it's called.

Yeah, and the taxis, yes.

Yes, I did.

We should order, like, 30 pizzas to Charlie.

It takes a lot of setup, man, and it's late.

Well, yeah, put it in.

Did you see Jim change his day to, I believe it's Tuesdays now?

Did he?

I didn't know that.

No.

Yeah, but it was kind of early, though.

When?

He changed it to Tuesdays in an earlier time.

Like what time?

Fuck, I can't even remember what time you changed it to.

Because you didn't have a lot of listeners or something, I think.

He's not going to get listeners early on a Tuesday.

Yeah, but who cares?

I mean, as long as he's making the pranks and put them on YouTube.

Yeah, just, yeah.

What time on Tuesday?

Where did he put it?

Did he Facebook it or something?

What's going on?

Yeah, it was on Facebook.

Yeah, it's up on YouTube.

I caught it earlier today.

I'll go investigate.

I'll fill you in.

Yeah, fine.

Let us know.

I want to know what time.

Give me a time.

Wednesday, 5 o'clock TMT.

5 o'clock TMT.

When we talk about layaways,

I just remembered a funny layaway story

that happened a couple days ago.

So a guy puts a gun on layaway,

and the idiot salesman puts it back out on display.

I have a customer that wants to buy it,

Which of course causes all sorts of hassle

Eventually I find out who it is

And I take him out back for a little discussion

Oh wait

You have an idea?

That doesn't sound like you

Oh no

Wait Zyklon I have an idea

Zyklon I've got an idea

I'm heading over to the refrigerator

Best idea

Go to the refrigerator

Take out beer, open beer

Alright moving right along

Yeah, confirming on Jim Stewart's Facebook, Tuesdays at 5.

What time is that, Eastern?

That'd be 1 o'clock our time.

In the afternoon?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's at noon.

No one's going to listen to that.

It's even worse on the fucking West Coast, dude.

God, yeah.

I'm not going to tune in at 1.

I'm going to be working at 10 a.m.

It's noon, so you guys are at 9 o'clock out here?

Yeah, no, it's like 10 a.m.

That's crazy.

Oh, shit.

What's he talking about?

How would he get more listeners doing that?

I don't get the guy.

I give up.

He should do it after our show.

Unless it was convenient for him.

He's another KDK.

That's all he is.

RBCP is on the line.

Anyway, guys, glad to talk to you all.

Hey, shut the fuck up, Zyklon.

Shut the fuck up.

Zyklon.

Shut the fuck up.

New.

This shit just got real.

New.

I'm going to go drink.

Also, Zyklon.

Zyklon.

What?

Shut the fuck up.

No.

You're a fucking racist.

You're a racist.

RBCP, hello.

Oh, wait.

I haven't said more of this all night.

What? What are you talking about, Zyklon?

Jesus Christ, I'm doing more pranks.

I have not said that word at all today.

Very good. All right, Ron.

River Don Sanctuary.

Don, the manager, is an extremely, extremely agitated person.

Let me talk to him.

I'm calling for Don. He's an asshole.

Who's this?

This is Cross.

Who?

Cross. This is Don.

No.

Where is he?

Sleep.

We'll wake him up.

I need to talk to him right now.

Okay.

That was him

Was it?

That guy doesn't sound like

That guy seems like a pussy

Even though he hung up

It was funnier than Zyklon's calls

Zing

Good point

Alright we'll call England and we're going to wrap it up

RBCP do a prank call to England

They'll be stupid

I don't know what to say to you

I don't speak that language

Fine don't

I'll talk to you

Alright who wants his

It's J.I. Seville.

J.I. Seville.

You know what I'm going to do?

It's just a person?

Yeah, it's a person.

You know what?

I'm going to post a whole bunch of numbers in the chat and Skype,

and I'll call them off as I do it so you guys know who I'm calling.

I'm just going to keep saying I'm calling from states.

I'm going to call them first and tell them who you are.

Give them my info.

Be expected to get a prank call from Carlito.

He's calling.

Watch out.

Harm yourself.

They can't.

what are they gonna do they're gonna make a zip gun potato gun oh boy oh i want to talk to james

ball skype just froze what a shit here we go j.i. seville there we go i'm gonna do this one

london i'll do next one i didn't want oh shit really all right you can do that that's okay

new news says he sent prank ideas and then piss ask people they will vote for british politicians

clinicians like cameron or gordon brown how many men with mother before born ask him that

hello uh yes hello how are you this is j.i. seville who is this place uh this is cross i'm

calling from the national uh united kingdom emergency water pole i can't hear what you're

saying i'm a bit deaf what are you stupid are you saying now i don't know what you're saying

hello can you hear me no no no no you can't probably know what i can't hear you probably

you know you're fucking stupid what stupid i'm sorry you shut your mouth you got a cock in her

ear oh that shows you do here and you're a liar ma'am she heard that oh boy okay you're a liar

and sinner and she's gonna burn in hell for that line you know what i'm gonna call one of these

american guys that i called stupid for not liking obama you should try to call that one girl about

You should just start calling anyone and asking them who they're going to vote for.

And when they say they're going to vote, just tell them that they're stupid.

Welcome to an hour ago.

It's true.

No matter who you are.

I only get on like 11.

Breathe in.

Stop breathing.

Hey.

You've reached the town's residence.

Yeah.

You're not a valuable family.

Ooh, let's hack it.

But if you leave your name and your number, we'll give you a call.

Your town sounds too American for this.

Hey.

I can never get that right.

right i can't ever hack anything well yeah hello what hello yes who's calling yeah yeah that's

mr westwood you called me hello god damn it can you hear me um you awake is this gordon or yvonne

jones okay are you gonna vote for obama hello do you need do you need to switch the microphone

the phone machine to your other ear so you can hear me better it's more or less he needs to

pull it out of his ass is the phone is the phone in your ass sir is the phone possibly in your

wife's ass hey sir don't go anywhere we're gonna call someone we want you to listen we're gonna

call bill cosby you ever heard of him he's a black you put the pokemon it goes wow

fun grapes are not available right now so please leave a message i should have hacked that one too

too. Fuck. Bill needs to

fucking have a coke and a smile and shut

the fuck up. No kidding.

We need to call

Faizan and have a fucking

word with her. Oh, yeah, Faizan.

Let's do it. That one guy

hung up. Like, you think he's, like, totally

asleep and, like, out of it and just

clicks over and sounds like

he's like, what? What's

going on?

In the morning, he's gonna be like,

I had the weirdest fucking dream.

Milkman dropped off

No

Too many people on the line

He's not playing games

I think Hillock needs to talk to Faison

Fine I'll leave

It's Faison

There's a broad

Thank you for calling Turkish Kitchen

For a take out order please leave your name and number

They screen all their calls now

It's bullshit

I think it's only for Thursday though

Yeah they know

Time to call the house

Oh yeah

Okay

Well I gotta search

I still haven't added that

Brad ducked away

Yeah he's like that

He's weird

Man

He's a nice cat

Please enjoy the following music

While your party

Is being re-

He gets all scared

You think Milkman

Would've fucking got that money

Refunded to him

Since they don't play any music

And shit

He's paying like

Fifty dollars a month for it

Remind him of that

He doesn't know

That would be a dog whistle

Dog whistle

Milkman

There you are

Hey

How you doing there

You never call to get your ring thing fixed

It's still not playing music

No we need to call him right now

And have a word with him

Every week I remind Milkman of this

Every week he sounds incredulous about it

He's like what

God damn it

I'm so rich

Well you pay him you know

Sad fucking J Battle over there

Getting taken care of Milkman

Where's J Battle

Jay Battle, the man.

Jay Battle.

Hey, now, that boo there hooked you up, man.

I'm telling you, man.

He's a good guy, really.

He's got drugs.

Hello?

This is Jay Seville.

Yes, why?

Why?

Oh, because I'm calling with an important message about your water.

About the water?

Yeah, the water.

You might not.

I wouldn't drink the water for the next 24 hours.

It's coming out brown.

Can you check it and let me know if it's coming out brown?

Just a minute.

All right.

We've got a boil order.

Have you run before?

What?

Have you run earlier?

Uh, yeah, but no, no, this is a new call.

We haven't called before.

You're having...

No, but I had a call at 5 o'clock this morning.

Oh, yeah, we tried to call in earlier, but the computer wasn't working right.

Which water hot or cold?

Uh, the toilet water.

That one's all right.

Let me have a look into the room.

All right.

Sounded like a Tesla coil.

No, this is all right, love.

Did you flush the toilet, or are you just checking the water?

Pardon?

Can you flush the toilet, please?

I've just flushed it, love.

It's all right.

It's clear.

Can you make sure, is the water in the toilet cold or hot right now?

Did you put your hands inside the toilet?

Yeah.

Why would you do that?

Because people take a shit in there and they piss in there.

Oh, well, never mind that.

You're disgusting.

Anyway, I'm in bed.

I'm disabled.

Bye.

Lick your fingers.

What amazes me there is Carlito had her check the water because it was coming out brown

and didn't want her to drink it.

But then she's like, oh, yeah, toilet water is fine.

It's like, are you drinking the fucking toilet water, lady, or what?

She was hardcore, man.

She just stuck her hand right in that shit.

She sounds sexy.

She was nice, though.

It's all right, Ralph.

She sounds sexy.

I think Last Track's Matt would have got something.

Yeah, she sounded like an awesome drunk broad on the dole.

That's what her disability is, being a fucking drunk on the dole.

A banger on, like, Judi Dench, man.

Yeah

You also had a fucking electricity sound

Come across

Yeah I know

It sounded like

It sounded like Tesla coils

Or more like the Jacob's Ladder

That like

Hello

Who is it

This is the water administration

There's a problem with the water in the neighborhood

You're on Scotland Hall Road I understand

Yeah

Yeah, someone made a mess back here on the main pipe.

They dumped sewage.

Can we check on your toilet, if you could flush your toilet,

see if it's coming out clear?

It's 10 to 6 in the morning over here.

Yeah, I know, but if you don't do this,

we're going to have to shut your water down from the street via the computer

for 72 hours.

So you go the whole weekend without being able to use the water.

Yeah, it's working.

All right, and can you check the water that's in there?

Is it hot or cold?

I'm not putting my hand down the toilet.

You have to check, sir.

We're going to shut the water off.

completely for three days he's the first guy that doesn't do it that's awesome get one on the taste

of water it doesn't taste salty because we're afraid it's coming back from the sea

let me try this like i got this stuff yes sir can you use a cup and just take some of the water out

and maybe smell it are you serious no yes from the toilet sir we're going to shut your

Listen, I'll tell you one thing.

You really want to tell me again, right?

If you leave it, it's too early in the morning

for pissing about with you, yeah?

Listen, forget about it.

Cooperate or we'll shut your water off.

Okay, we're shutting it off.

I thought I heard a guy or something

coughing in the background.

You may accuse him of having a boyfriend

over something fucking with him that way.

Yeah, whizzing water.

Oh, you know what I haven't done?

He's got flushing condoms in the toilet.

He's a surly cunt.

You know what I haven't done in a while?

Well, I haven't pranked the hotel rooms where I tell them that they're wasting too much of the water.

Tell them you're going to charge them a dollar a gallon.

Get in the room.

Why are you calling so early?

Well, we're trying to catch you before you start your day.

You're only allowed one toilet flush.

Don't use that fucking shower.

Hello?

James Balls?

Yes?

Yes, hi.

I'm calling from the United Water Administration, United Kingdom and European Water.

There's a problem with the water machines back here, and we're afraid that your water's contaminated.

Could you please check your water in your toilet?

See if it's brown or if it's clear.

Malone?

That was not good. I had bad delivery on that.

That's why.

Yeah, yeah. I think you threw too many words

in the administration you worked for.

Administration machines.

This is the government of the

Tudela IMR of the Third Reich.

What did I say?

United Water Administration Machines.

It cracks me up when you say water machines.

Here's the problem with the water machines.

this is to get out of this big machine with waters somewhere in the meadow somewhere pumping water out

the ground the water the water machines man yeah that's what it is it sounds like it would be the

the treatment water treatment facility or something close exhaust coming out of it

but uh but water yeah right it's like just plumes of smoke like suck oil dry and you just see like

Like the little cute little wildflowers dying around it.

Oh, that's good water, man.

That's good.

That's clean.

That's safe.

James Benson.

James Benison, yes.

How did you know we had that?

Because you posted it in the chat.

Oh, you're awesome.

Do what now?

James Benison.

I'll take it.

All right, James Benison.

Yes, good morning.

Hello, James.

Well, that's the only thing you play now.

Good morning, James. Is this James Benison at 74 Bradbury Green, Romney Stockport, England?

Yes, good morning, James. My name is Brent Westwood.

I'm calling from the UK Manchester Water Administration Machines.

We've had some of our pumps go out back here at the pump station for the water.

We need to go ahead and check.

We're calling everybody on your street to see if the water is working.

Would you mind having a look for us?

Well, I'm sorry, sir. I was fast asleep, too.

i got called in i'm actually calling from a call center we're contracted by the uk government

administration machines at a call center i'm calling on my phone machine to tell you that

my pump machine has gone out and i need you to check your faucet to see if the water's coming

out i need you to check the loo as well i call you got water so now now if you lift up the back

of the toilet is there water filling back up in there oh well we got a problem here now if you

if you reach can you take the lid off the back of the toilet now reach uh now can you reach in

in there and make sure the water is cold okay here let me check the computers are you there

james all right okay yeah i'm just checking the computers i see see what's what seems to be the

problem is that your toilet is uh is flushing too many times it has too big of a tank on the back

you're gonna need to go ahead and get that taken care of well what's happening is i can hear you

there uh uh flushing it over and over again and that's that's that's what seems to be the problem

and was going out with the pumps.

You're joking.

No, this is not a joke.

Many people have called in on your street

and reported not being able to make their tea or their coffee

because you've been flushing your toilet too many times.

What you should probably do is if it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown, flush it down.

We're going to be sending...

Are you okay there?

You got a little cough?

You sound a little ill.

I just want to make sure you're going to be all right.

All right, so what, uh, uh, perfectly clear.

Well, that's good.

Well, it turns out that you're, uh, it's just an anomaly,

and we're going to be issuing a new, uh, water order,

and that, uh, if it's, if it's yellow, let it mellow.

If it's brown and shit in the toilet,

you can mix the shit and the piss together and flush it down.

Uh, that's okay, but, you know, if it's yellow, let it mellow.

Hold on, let me get my supervisor on the line.

Uh, hold on, Ken?

Ken, as my supervisor Ken is on the line, he'll talk to you more about the shit and the piss in the toilet.

Yeah, it's an unsavory situation.

With the complaints we've been getting right now, what we really need you to do,

I know you're not going to agree to it, it sounds a little bit outside of the box,

I need you to dip your finger in there and tell me the temperature.

Is it hot or is it cold?

Boiling, okay.

Go ahead with the finger that you dipped in there.

Let me see, just touch it to the tip of your tongue.

Does it taste like sulfur at all?

I don't see any lights along the street, so not a lot of people being there.

Well, all I need to know, does it smell like sulfur?

Hey, do you know what time it is?

I'm sorry.

I'm calling from an outsource center.

We're trying to get this problem situated.

All I really need to know is we're trying to track this problem down.

Does it smell like sulfur?

I was woken up half an hour ago with a phone call.

There was nobody.

Can you just taste it?

Just put the tip of your finger to your tongue.

and let me know if it tastes like sulfur.

Take a running jump.

That coughing didn't help anything.

That's UK Godfather.

I got rid of him, yeah.

Who was coughing, man?

I was muted.

Who'd have to mute it if you're not in on the call?

Milkman.

I was muted as well.

It was UK Godfather, and I removed him from the call, Milkman.

Well, that and a bunch of snoring you did the other day.

You got to kind of make sure you mute it, man.

I would think

When he asked what time it was

A good thing to say

It's sulfur time

It's time for you to do what the fuck I say

I guess Nuno's in the chat

Rating our prank calls now

With the digits

So 6.25 that's the highest

Is that what you're saying Nuno

It only goes

It goes 1 to 5

That's pretty good

Look at that

Yeah, Gold Star, Aaron.

Good work.

And Ken, both of you.

Gold Star, all around.

There we go.

Would have been a seven, but we had Coffee McConferson over there coughing.

Damn it, man.

All right.

The first time we smoked a marijuana cigarette is what we got going on over there.

Was that Benison or Beresford that we called?

Do you know?

No, it was James Benison, Romley Stockport.

Good.

And we got two more here that I posted in the Skype chat.

If you want to bring yourself up to speed.

James Beresford.

water machines try to get people to go outside i don't know how you're gonna do it but try to get

people to go outside when i was young i used to call and uh just people in my neighborhood and

say i was from the gas company and there was a leak in the neighborhood and get them to open

the windows and sniff outside there for a while yeah i'd be like oh there's a package outside or

something yeah tell them there's a package there's a gas gas leak in the neighborhood but that was

was down in texas it was easier to like do that do that dog but uh i would have people sniffing

outside the windows with their head on the left side there i could see them it'd be funny to get

someone to stick their head in the toilet bowl and smell a good thing to do is tell them if you

want to go outside tell them that you have your sewage backing up in their yard get out there and

look hello little james no i think they hurt you tell me you hit their car that'd get them go

go outside fast.

A lot of these guys

don't have cars.

I don't know.

Yeah, most of them

they're all pensioners.

They don't have fucking cars.

Oh, James.

He's picking up

and hanging up.

He's got it set

to the one ring hang up.

Just have the

fuck the world phone.

James Bradbury.

Last call

the night I guess.

I don't have any more numbers.

I know, it's a sad time.

If I had sad lost music

I'd play it.

I think I have

a recording somewhere.

I got it.

I got every single season of music.

Hello?

James Bradbury.

Is that work?

Huh? Is that work? Oh, okay.

Well, I'm sorry to bother you.

I'm calling from the United Water Administration.

We're locating a leak in the water system around 2 Cass Avenue.

Do you know who that is?

Is that your residence?

I don't know.

Oh, boy.

Yeah, there's a water leak there.

Have you had any problems with the toilet machine at all today, your toilet?

No.

Has it been used this morning?

Can you check to make sure it's not running or that you have any faucets running for me?

Huh?

So there's no water running at all?

Can you flush the toilet then and see if it's working?

Well, I need to see if the water leak is up the street.

If your toilet flushes, then you're okay.

If not, then we've got a problem.

You haven't flushed it yet, have you, stupid?

No, I was talking to my associate over here.

He's not listening to me.

Can you check the flush of the toilet?

Wow

Yeah there is something about the way you say stupid

That people like it really

They definitely don't like it

They get very hand heavy

I wonder what that is about the way I say stupid

It's not

Because it sounds like you mean it

Stupid

Yeah it's not like just

That was stupid

You're like no you're stupid

Stupid.

Pointing the finger at him saying

you're fucking stupid.

We can call Australia and tell them

abos are loose in the streets.

Abos?

Abos, god damn Abos

The hell's an Abos?

Most of the Abos are in god damn jail

Oh, yeah

Yeah, yeah.

No, Abro Levine's.

No, I'm talking about Aboriginals.

It's a slang word, and I'll show you for Aboriginals.

Oh, wow.

I like to see, like, porno with Aboriginals.

I think that'd be really good.

Yeah.

Anyway, I'm going to go.

It's time.

Sorry, guys.

It's been nice having you all on.

You guys are great.

The Seda College is great.

Very great.

Good job.

Matt, it was good having you on.

Don't be a stranger.

Thanks for letting me on.

No worries, man.

It was super fun.

Hey, we got to do some more pranks.

this weekend, Friday or whenever we did

pranks. That was fun. Was that Friday?

Was that you? Were you on? I was

so drunk I don't remember, man.

I don't know. I'm around.

I can look through Skype history

if you want.

Hey, Matt, what day of the week is it?

It's Thursday.

There you go.

It's snow. It's Friday.

It's drinking time.

Friday, technically.

It's drinking time. Alright. Bye, Matt.

Take it easy.

Later, guys.

See you later, Private Numbered

Fox, Dark Fox, Death Fox.

Yeah, later, man.

Later, man. Bye.

Good job, man.

All right, Enigma, if you're still on here,

you're out of here on your ass.

See you later.

See you.

Thanks for the help of the website.

We'll get it figured out this weekend.

We'll finish it up.

Yeah, check it out, too, when you're done.

You got it, man. Thanks.

How's that turning out? It's looking good?

It's looking good. Very good, yep.

Yep, I'm very excited about this.

It's going to be great.

All right, well, see you later there, Big Ken.

Ken's going down.

Ken's going down, bitches.

See you later, Aaron.

Okay, thanks, buddy.

Have fun this weekend.

Yep, you too.

All right, Milkman.

Yes, sir.

Do that thing.

All right, my friend.

It is that time again.

Hear them funky chimes are ringing.

You're showing us tonight.

We had quite a lineup there in the chat.

That type there in our chat room.

Everybody in 98.6, the mouth.

We want to thank you.

That's right.

Our number is Booza.

Thank all our friends there.

Thank whoever's out there.

I'd like to thank all our friends over at Shedding.

I'd like to thank all of our friends that are listening right now.

Who just met us.

Hey, it's every week.

We're an interactive show you can find right here on the internet.

All we do is ask that you give us a dime because we're going to drop the dime.

Everybody, friends, bring in.

enemies they're always welcome right here in the madhouse and i want to thank you

thank you my brother we do it that way man much love man yeah thank you uh oh we didn't get to

bass's cow penis number sorry bass we'll play this song for you because i'm sad but i forgot

sorry man we're out of here i guess see you guys later uh next week next thursday will be another

another Madhouse show,

you know,

if I don't die.

What is that noise?

That's not the

Funky Chimes.

What is that, bro?

That's the end

of the show,

the end of the season.

Huh?

It's the end of the season,

the end of Madhouse Forever

is the song we're playing,

the very last Madhouse.

Oh, that's

Madhouse Forever?

Yeah.

The series finale

tonight.

Hope you guys

enjoyed it.

Oh, yeah,

with the orchestra

moment,

the orchestration.

That's pretty cool, man.

You did a good job, man.

Glad you like it.

Good night, everybody.

everybody we'll catch you next week yay next week madhouse live.com we're out with cheese

we're moving to gort yeah definitely get us on the gort man i'll tell you what fast as heck i

love it man thank you so much man we're early adopter we're gonna keep that triple digit speed

right yep yeah i'll get that feed updated don't worry i'm working on it all right bye yeah gort

me that information too man i requested earlier if you remember all right here it comes i'm sending

Sending it now.

Thank you, big brother.

I'm going to smoke your marijuana cigarette.

Well, there you go.

Yeah, addict.

I saw that big stogie you had there.

Blunt and a little wild hooker.

It was good.

Bye.

Your Car Is Now On Fire – 10/11/12 Show

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