Stupid Ignorant
27 Jun 2014 · 16 min · 1,681 words · source
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Why does it take so long to get a hold of you?
Excuse me?
Why does it take so long to get a hold of you?
Because I'm the only operator and I was backup cashiering.
What do you mean you were backup cashiering?
Backup cashiering is when you have to go back up on the lane because there's too many people.
Oh, that's nice, honey.
Is that why?
That's why I had to sit here and hold and wait for so long?
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Hey, who are you?
I'm an operator.
operator oh are you saying my operator just talked to no so there's more than one operator there yes
because i just talked to a very rude lady who hung up the phone on me and she said curse words and
she thought i didn't hear them but the phone didn't hang up all the way and she was saying
stuff under her breath and i'm not going to repeat them because i'm christian but she said she was
the only one there but i'm she's like i'm i'm the only operator here and i was doing backup
Backup, cashiering, whatever that's supposed to mean, whatever kind of excuse that is.
It's not an excuse.
We have to go on backup because there's a lot of people here.
We are understaffed at Target.
You are the girl who just talked to me, hung up on me, and said that stuff, right?
Aren't you?
What?
You're the one that hung up on me just a second ago.
No, I'm not.
Why does she say she's the only one there?
We have Softline's apartment.
We're all operator.
So whoever's by the phone, whoever's closest is an operator.
Then where were you when she was taking so long?
I was on backup.
backup and where was she she was on backup too yes she was everyone was on backup yes wow all
right i need to see if you have the horsey cat in what is that it's a toy horsey cat do we have
horsey cat put it on hold ignorant hey ignorant what told you that my people on the south floor
what do you mean you people my co-workers that i work with told me we do not carry that are you
profiling is that why you say you people i'm i'm definitely profiling because the people that i
i work with are called my co-workers so that's profiling stupid ignorant yeah thank you all yeah
stupid asshole labia
hello hey stupid ignorant i wanted to make an order what can i get for you today one smoothies
okay okay what kind of smoothies well uh with fruit one fruit smoothies cold any fruit in
pacific uh cold okay anything else one container what type of container would you like uh
Uh, container with, uh, three sides, a lid for containing food items.
Do you know?
Yeah, can I get a total, please?
Huh?
Yeah.
What are you considering?
What container you wanted.
Stupid ignorant.
Yeah, hey, stupid ignorant, how are you?
Excuse me?
Hey, stupid ignorant, how are you?
Bye.
What can I get for you?
One smoothie.
Okay, what smoothie is that?
Fruit.
What?
With fruit.
They all have fruit in them.
Okay, perfect.
Uh, with cold.
They're all cold.
Want cold smoothies?
They're all cold.
Okay.
I guess that narrows it down.
Get over it.
Get over it.
Get over it.
Hello, yes.
Can I help you?
Yeah, hi, honey.
How are you, stupid ignorant?
I'd like to make an order, please.
What do you want?
Want smoothies?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Want smoothie.
What kind of smoothie you want?
With fruit.
Everything is most of fruit.
Yeah, I can order like that.
I can't understand your language.
Do you have someone who's American?
Yeah, I'm broken English.
Okay, I'm talking broken English, okay?
Thank you.
Can I talk to an American?
Please hold to speak to one of our pharmacy staff.
Walgreens Pharmacy, may I help you?
Yeah, I'd like to make an order, one pills.
What's your date of birth?
It's 4-20-69.
I want to make an order, one pills.
One season.
What do you mean you want to make an order?
You need a refill?
One pills, one machine, one spaces.
I don't understand what you're talking about, sir.
One hop.
What do you mean?
One panic.
One machine.
Do you have the machine there?
What kind of machine?
The big machine that you go on and it goes...
This is Walgreens Pharmacy.
Yeah, you have a machine there.
You have the machine there, correct?
A machine to do what?
It does the thing.
It comes off of the one thing and goes onto the machine.
Have you talked to my pharmacist?
I'm not understanding what you're asking.
Yeah, put a man on the phone, please.
I don't have a man here.
Well, that's a problem.
Maybe that's what the problem is.
Yeah, put the inferior.
Yeah, put him on.
Thanks for holding the phone, sister.
Can I help you?
Yeah.
Is there a male pharmacist going to be in there later or something?
Because I...
A man?
After 10 o'clock.
Yeah, and is he not...
I hope he's not Indian.
What is that supposed to mean?
Because Indian pharmacist inferior and woman pharmacist inferior?
Well, I don't know what it's going to be.
You're welcome to call back at 10 o'clock and ask him if it's...
Who's on the schedule?
You can look for me.
Go be useful, honey, and go look on...
Go be a good secretary woman.
No, it's not an Indian pharmacist.
What is he?
Is he Latino, Hispanic?
He's Asian.
Oh, no.
That's pretty bad, too.
Well, I'm sorry.
Do you have, like, a white man pharmacist there at all?
Not tonight.
well tomorrow is there one that works there at all like tomorrow american man no no american
men working tomorrow when is the next time american man is there well uh when does who's
the other overnight guy when you see why it takes so long because you're a woman you're a woman and
you guys don't know what you're doing uh you know what i'm just gonna hang up now listen you're
indian and i know how the women get treated over there so don't give me that excuse me my husband
man does not treat me like that most men treat the women inferior in india because they because
just because most men treat women like that doesn't mean you have to well it's what you're
used to your people it does i'm sorry i'm not used to that my family is not like that is your
oh you don't have you're not married to an indian man i am oh he's a very nice indian man oh he's
He's like a girl, probably, very liberal, like effeminate, effeminate, maybe.
Hey, stupid ignorant, how are you?
Good.
Okay.
I tried to go in there, and they told me that I couldn't actually use the drive-thru.
Sorry?
I tried to use the drive-thru, and it wasn't working.
When did you come back?
About seven minutes ago.
And they told you the drive-thru wasn't working?
Yeah, I was talking to it.
i was like motherfucker like that motherfucking asshole okay and i was honking my horn and some
girl came on said don't you don't talk to me like that yeah why did that happen because you were
using profanity well because i was waiting too long i was already waiting and i'm hungry and i
was like hey motherfucking asshole son of a bitch i said i said like that i said some of my bitch
like that i'm sorry about your wait sir but uh yeah all right so can i pick an order then and
And I'll pick it up just to speed things up, motherfucker.
Come on, IHOP.
Come on, IHOP.
Hey, stupid ignorant.
This is IHOPuta.
Hello?
Who is this?
This is IHOP.
Yes, it is.
Like IHOPuta.
I wanted to make an order, please.
Why are you saying names?
Well, I said my name.
That's all.
Oh, okay.
IHOPuta.
So, is that a cat?
No, they're kids.
Oh, I thought we had a cat machine in there.
I thought I thought you were killing a cat machine Remy Remy Olivier one eggs
okay one meat one potatoes one drink cooked with heat
a call. The stupid guys don't
perceive the lies.
Cindy, how may I help you?
Hey.
Hello? Hello.
Hey.
Hi. How can I help you?
Um, I wanted to make an order.
Okay.
One books. What would you like to order? One books.
Okay. Okay.
Um, one time magazine.
Okay, I can't order magazines.
Well, you can bring it.
I'm in the toilet right now.
Hello, thanks for calling me on Fabric.
Ho, ho, ho.
Hi.
Hi.
Can I help you today?
Hello?
What can I help you with today?
Yes, I need some...
I needed to look up a material.
Let me go and put you on hold for a second.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Ho, ho, ho.
Are you holding for Fabric?
Ho, ho, ho.
Hello?
Hello?
Are you holding for Fabric?
Uh-huh.
And...
what's the problem well i'm looking i just was told to pick up the call that's good like good
lady you pick up the call what is it you're looking for i need a
are you looking for a particular fabric yeah it's called
hold on can you repeat that
he just ran out of that earlier this afternoon oh man all right well giant has to go on okay
giant has to go on okay okay oh one other do you have labia lydia labia okay hold on one second
okay hurry up giant has to go on god i can't wait anymore giant has to go on i'll finish this
private private bye
Bye.
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