Edgardo Inalfabeto
2 Sep 2014 · 48 min · 5,605 words · source
Calls (11, 35 min of 48 min)
- Dairy company asked about milking cows live 1.6 min clip ↓
- Grocery store employee warned about drugs live 58 s clip ↓
- Grocery store transfer to automotive live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Fast food order with french fry machines live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Drive-thru confused about french fry machines live 2.1 min clip ↓
- Central College library reference desk live 7.6 min clip ↓
- Pizza order confusion at Hawaiian service center live 10.5 min clip ↓
- Greek-Turk argument at King Kong in Omaha live 2.3 min clip ↓
- Marine Corps recruiter asked about Air Force recruiter live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Army recruiter asked about toilet privacy live 5.4 min clip ↓
- JCPenney women's department transfer live 1.1 min clip ↓
Transcript
you little monkey you're listening to the madhouse radio prank cast to the willow tree
thou art to all lost love the best the only true plant found with young men and maids distressed
left of love are crowned and once the lover's rose is dead we decide forlorn then willow garlands
about the head dewed with tears are worn hello hi how are you you have a 86 cadillac several
it's the dairy right yes it is oh yeah can i talk to a expert in the animals
in the teats we make cheese here no what about the teats the milk that comes from the teats
Yeah, we make the cheese here is all we are.
We are not an actual dairy.
So you don't have the milk machines?
No.
No, you don't have the cows?
All right.
Would anybody there have any idea how long I have to masturbate the tea
until the milk starts coming out?
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Yes, I was hoping to find out about the cow machines.
What?
The cow machines.
Don't do any milking.
Well, she transferred to you because I had a question about
about how long you have to masturbate the cow teat
until the milk starts coming out.
How long you have to masturbate the cow teat for
for the milk to start coming?
I don't know.
We're a processing firm.
We just buy the milk and process it.
We don't do any milking.
So you guys have no knowledge about the milking at all?
Yeah, because this cow came on our property.
We want to get milk from it,
but it just has one udder on it.
So we were going to just start milking it,
But we've been milking it for a while, and there hasn't been any milk yet,
but it seems to be, like, responding to it.
Sorry.
All right.
Thank you.
May be monitored or recorded to ensure quality service or for other business purposes.
Ronnie, can I help you?
Yeah, hi.
Who's this?
Edgardo.
Edgardo.
Hey, it's Ronnie.
I'm here in the grocery department.
Okay.
Listen, do you know Cindy at the front desk?
I don't know.
Listen, she said that she saw you doing drugs in the back.
What?
Yeah, and that she was going to call the police, she just told me.
So I wanted to give you a call, let you know.
Okay.
Yeah, you better go.
I don't know if you want to just leave or something, but she said that she saw you smoking drugs in the back.
Okay, I'm here.
Okay.
Don't worry.
But you weren't doing that, right?
No.
Okay, can you transfer me to cars, to mechanic, fuck, what's it called, automotive?
motive how to do that stupid motherfucker you think so yeah okay because you're stupid and
you're um don't know english and you don't know how to do it yeah because the numbers are in
english not in spanish is that why maybe yeah yeah yeah i'm sorry but our num the numbers on
the telephone here are in english not spanish okay i'm sorry but this is this is our country
so you have to learn, you know?
You think so?
Yeah, how do you...
What's the number five in Spanish?
How do you write that?
I don't know either.
Oh, wow.
So you're in alfabeto, right?
In alfabeto.
Yeah.
In alfabeto.
Edgardo in alfabeto.
Edgardo in alfabeto.
Edgardo in alfabeto.
Edgardo in alfabeto.
Well, I need to keep working.
See you later.
Edgardo in alfabeto.
Uh-huh.
In alfabeto means a little bit like me.
Fine, thank you.
Why did you hang up on me?
Did you get upset at the way I was talking?
Yes, that's right.
I just couldn't understand a word you were saying.
Oh, I was just, I was, can I make an order?
You need an order to go?
Yeah.
Okay, then go ahead.
Okay, one hamburger, cheeseburger, please.
How do you want it done?
Well, well done.
If I could get mayo, mustard.
What's your side?
French fry machines.
And you want mustard and what else, sir?
And French fry machines.
French fry machines?
Mm-hmm.
What do you mean by that?
Like hook them up like machine, like machine, you know?
Do you need a manager?
No, no, I'm just trying to make an order.
I don't need to talk to a manager.
Okay, well, there's no such thing as that here,
so i don't understand what you're saying okay it's cheeseburger well done with seasoned fries
do you want any lettuce tomato pickle onion no no nothing like that shit man no way some mustard
and what else one full pardon me one full i'm gonna get you a manager just a minute please okay
uh-oh your photos inevitable hi honey hello honey how can we do for you oh she said she was gonna
to get a manager but you're a girl uh yeah a girl can be a manager too uh yeah that kind of place
okay um i don't know why she got you i was just making an order i can repeat it what can we get
for you okay one cheeseburger with mustard mayo my side uh well done my side will be okay french
fry machines french fries french fry machines french fry machines i'm sorry i don't understand
Well, you know how the french fries come in a bag and you put them in the oil, the hot oil?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
So french fries, the regular french fries.
French fry machines.
Okay.
Okay, and do you have Diet Coke or Pepsi, Diet Pepsi?
We have Diet Pepsi.
I'll have a Diet Pepsi machine.
Okay.
Okay.
Then one phoo.
One sorry?
Phoo.
I don't understand you.
Phoo, phoo.
Can you spell that for me?
F-O-O?
We don't have anything called foo.
You don't have foo.
Okay.
Do you have poppy pee?
No.
Okay.
All right.
Do you have hoo-ha?
No.
Labia?
Labia, really?
No.
Okay.
You don't have labia?
No.
Oh, so what do you get kissed and touched and sucked and blown on and all that?
What do you do instead?
Do you have a little secret, so to say?
Did I lose you?
Dialoose patient.
Hello.
Labia.
Labia.
What we're trying to spell is something that feels really good to do.
Uh, S-E-X?
U-C-K.
You know that song?
Nah, I ain't never heard of that song.
Yeah, it's by Luke from Miami Bass Wars.
Never heard of that.
He comes out, he's like, if you like fuck, say fuck, fuck, fuck, yeah, fuck.
If you like pussy, say, oh, hell yeah.
Are you a DJ?
Are you a disc jockey?
Yeah.
You are?
Yeah.
Okay, I was wondering.
Yeah.
Yeah, they call me KDK is my name on the air.
KDK?
Yeah.
Katie Couric?
No, KDK.
Oh, KDK.
Yeah, like Katie Lang, KDK.
Okay.
Okay.
Or like Kiss Duck Hawk.
Kill, death, kill.
Okay, I got you.
Yeah.
Is that what that stands for?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, yeah.
Okay.
My website, you can have it, my show web, I have one for my show.
It's meatspin.com.
Meatspin.com?
Yeah, because it's the Meatspin show with KDK.
Okay, are we talking meat as in like swap meat, or are we talking meat like Graham Chuck?
That you eat, yeah, meat that you eat.
Meat that you beat?
Eat.
Eat, oh, okay.
Meatspin.com.
and then kdkprankcalls.com
that's for my phone calls
ok cool man
we'll check you out dude
alright and go there and join up
ok cool man take it easy bro
bye
he'll be meat spun one day
he'll be right now he's headed to the office
to be meat spun
meat like a meat
meat like a meat
love meat
good afternoon central college
yeah how do I get a hold of the motherfuckers in the library
It's me.
How do I get a hold of the people in the library?
Connect you.
All right, damn it.
That was lost it.
Library, this is Greg.
Yeah, speak up, boy.
Hello, this is Greg.
How can I help you?
Yeah, that's right.
Talk like you have, you know, a pair of fuckers.
Can you transfer me to the reference desk?
I need you to do some work for me.
Post haste.
Okay, I can actually.
I was working the reference desk, so I can help you.
Oh, are you?
Okay, I need the average.
Oh, oh, oh.
Oh, okay. I need the average precipitation for the state of Iowa for broken down annually for
the years 1990 through 2012. I need that in metric. I need that graphed out, three-rung binder,
and then I need you to explain the effects. Let me see what the assignment says. It says,
Explain the effects of global warming and the changes in average precipitation in the state of Iowa in the last 24 years.
Come up with a conclusion and draw out using the Madden diagram, okay?
So how soon can you get that to me, completed and ready to turn in?
What class is this for?
It's for international weather machines.
Okay.
I don't really do homework for students,
so I can help you find the sources that you need to do that.
The teacher said that you guys are supposed to take care of this.
So I don't have time.
I have three other classes that I'm taking.
So, like, you know, this is what I'm paying for to come here to this school
is for you to do your job at the reference desk.
So how long does it take to get this?
Who's the professor for your course?
Professor Blitzer.
Okay.
In what institution?
He's with, well, it's a meteorology class.
I don't know, I'm sure, what institution.
It's International Weather Machines.
International Weather Machines?
But yeah, that's not a course offered here at Central, is it?
Yeah, it is.
I'm in it.
I'm here on, you know, this is where I go to school.
I'm not trying to be ignorant.
No, no, it's fine.
I just haven't heard of that one.
Jim Cantore is the professor
I'm sorry I said Blitzer
Jim Cantore
and maybe you know Dr. Greg Forbes
he's another one of my professors
Dr. Norcross
Dr. Brian Norcross
what?
would you be willing to come into the library
and we can look at some sources together
well really I would just rather pick that up
once you're done
doing that assignment for me
no, yeah no
I don't do assignments
Assignments for people.
Then what good are you for?
What good are you for?
I help you find the information.
Not very well, apparently.
Well, it's about academic integrity.
Like, you have to do your own work for your own sake.
Come on, I'll suck your dick, all right?
Who is this?
What are you?
Hmm?
Like, is this a prank call?
No.
No, really, I will.
I will.
If you help me out with this, I'll suck your dick.
I'll suck your...
If you just help me with it.
No.
Like, at your place, you know, private and everything.
No.
No. If you have questions, you're welcome to contact my manager.
Can you transfer me, honey baby?
Hang on just one moment. I'll get you transferred to their voicemail.
All right. No, no, no. Not voicemail. Hey, hey, hey. No. No. I don't want voicemail. No. Okay?
College.
Yeah, listen. Who's that effeminate man that answers the phone there?
The who?
The effeminate man in the reference desk who answers the phone.
You mean the computer guy?
I don't know, the effeminate boy over there that answered the phone
and refused to help me out and transferred me to someone's voicemail
when I said, don't transfer me to voicemail.
He said, he's a motherfucker.
I don't know who that would be, sir.
Well, he's a motherfucker.
Until you have a number and a name for me, I can't help you.
Who are you? You're a switchboard?
Yeah, I'm the information desk clerk.
No, I'm the switchboard operator.
Oh, you're the switchboard right there?
Oh, wow.
And the library.
Huh?
In the library?
Yeah, I'm sitting right here in May Day.
Oh.
No, I'm not in the library.
Oh, okay.
Do you go to...
Fuck you.
You keep talking over me, motherfucker.
You know?
I don't have to listen to this kind of language.
Okay, I'll stop.
I'm sorry.
I won't say it again, okay?
Okay, do you have a nice bathroom there that you get to use during the day?
Yes, sir.
Okay, it's nice and clean and you sit there and do your business?
It's clean.
Yeah.
When you get to go to the bathroom, do you go just like at lunchtime or do you sometimes
have to go after you get there?
I normally don't.
You normally don't use the bathroom at all?
You hold it all day?
I don't know who you are, but these are quick and expensive.
Mahalo for choosing Pizza Hut, Hawaii's best.
Your call will be recorded for quality assurance,
and a customer service representative will be with you shortly.
Thank you.
Hi, thank you for calling Pizza Hut.
This is Blake.
Can you search the number, please?
Oh, with the number?
Yeah.
402-331-8346.
2-831, yeah.
8-3-4-6
One pizza with cheese
One second, sir
One pizza
One second, sir
One pizza
One second, sir
No, one pizza
One pizza, I'm saying
Yes, please hold one second
No, no
I don't want to hold that
Hello?
He doesn't understand
He doesn't understand
I don't know where they're from
Hello?
Hello?
Hello, ma'am
You have one pizza?
I only need one pizza
And I need you to please hold
He keeps talking about a second one, and I don't understand why he doesn't understand.
Hello?
Can you hear me or not, sir?
Yeah.
You keep saying about a second one, and I don't want that.
I just want one pizza.
No, I'm telling you to please hold.
I don't want to hold it or anything.
I just don't want to order the one pizza.
Are you going to order or not, sir?
Yes, I am ordering.
I don't know why this always happens with people.
It is, yeah.
Ignorant people.
All the time with these ignorant people, like this at these places.
No, he put it.
he did the thing where they can't hear you can't hear them they can't hear you yeah hold yeah that's
what they call it's hold hello hello yeah where are we okay can i have your phone number i already
gave you my phone number i'm not doing it again okay 802-341-8346 and is this for pickup or
delivery pick up pick a location uh kukui what is it ku um kukui i think kukui are you talking
about kukui kukui kukui highway no it doesn't say that it says kukui kukui kukui highway what
island are you on uh the main island the main machine and which which one the main machine
one second okay yeah one pizza okay i'm gonna need to verify your where you're picking up from
Kukui.
Where are you picking up?
Kukui.
We don't have a Kukui.
We have a Kuhio Highway.
At Cohoho?
What is it?
Kaheko?
You're Kahala?
Kahika?
Kahika.
No?
Okay, I don't know exactly what you're talking about because you're not...
It's the...
I just...
All I know is I dialed the number for the Pizza Hut that they left here at the hotel.
Okay, sir.
So you're at a hotel.
That is fine.
This is a service center.
We take all the orders for all the store locations.
But I need to verify exactly where you're located, because you're giving me Cahika, and we don't have a Cahika location.
Uh, Maliki?
So, now it's Maliki?
No, it's with a, it says Cahika.
Okay, how about you spell it to me?
K-A-L-I-K-I-M-A-K-A.
What island are you on?
On the main machine.
Main machine.
Mm-hmm.
I'm asking what island you're on, like the Bahu?
the island machine yeah you're on the island machine the main island machine yeah that's
really where you're located the island machine i'm in the main island okay well there's a bit
of a language difference because i mean you have the hawaiian thing here you speak that language
and i don't you know you guys speak like japanese or whatever it is and i just speak english i don't
speak japanese i speak english but you're saying machine i know but not perfectly yeah i mean
that's everyone i'm not saying that you're not perfect i'm trying to understand what you're
saying but you're saying main island machine yeah in the united in the united states that
means you're in the main island machine it just i don't know okay sir in the united states are you
on big island are you on maui which island maliki uh kului kului that's what island you're on yeah
Yeah, Kului.
Are you saying Kaha-lui?
Kaha, what is it?
Do you know where Pape Pipo is?
Okay, can you give me some landmarks?
Yeah, there's Pape Pipo, Akulo, Maricon, and then, yeah, then Mele, and then Kali.
Okay, I'm going to put you on hold.
Okay.
I'm singing that Christmas song.
Mele Kalikimukia is the thing to say.
What is it?
I think I spelled it right.
I like that song better.
Thank you for holding.
So you're looking to place an order, is that correct?
Yeah, one pizza, cheese.
Cheese, one pizza cooked with heat.
Is this going to be a pickup or delivery order, sir?
Pickup.
Okay, pickup at what location?
In the Kahui, Kalihi.
ER 6, boss.
Spell the street name that the location is on.
K-A-L-I-K-I-M-A-K-A.
We don't have any location on that address.
Okay, what about Wilder Avenue?
So you're going to pick it up at Wilder.
All right.
Is that correct, yes or no?
I said all right.
What do you mean, is that yes or no?
why did you say it like that sarcastically like that no there is a need for the attitude
because you said like yes or no like i have to say yes or no i said all right you know what that
means because you weren't i'll be ignorant okay i'm gonna hang up now oh why'd you move the phone
back like that huh oh fuck this will be free hey this is uh mahalo how are you this patrice
Patrice?
Patrice?
Uh-huh.
And who do you want to talk to?
The manager or owner.
It's important about the horse machine.
The machine?
The main machine.
Machine?
Yeah, you need to turn it off and restart it.
And you also didn't connect it to the wireless module?
I don't know how to do these things, buddy.
You just need a pair of scissors.
I can show you.
Yeah, but I'm not...
They both work fine.
Yeah, you just need a pair of scissors,
and I'll show you which one you need to cut
so it doesn't interrupt anymore.
more because sometimes they're not going through they haven't gone through all day here they're
going through on your end but the money's not going to come out unless you make it wireless
before you batch out tonight i'm just letting you know hey buddy i can't do anything you need
to call in the morning and hey just get a pair of scissors motherfucker fuck you asshole bitch
you motherfucker why don't you come over here and let me see you yeah suck my dick you fucker
Give me your sister to fuck, too.
Kiss my ass, you fucker.
Fuck you.
Where are you from?
What are you, Turk, motherfucker?
No, no, you.
Where are you from?
From Greece.
Hey.
Yeah.
You speak Greek?
Malacca.
Hey, Malacca, who is this?
You're a motherfucker is what you are, Pustis Malacca.
I'm going to go over there and shove it in your face.
Hey, Pustis, come here.
Yeah, right, motherfucker.
You speak Greek?
Come here.
No, I'm Turk, actually.
I'm a Turk, and I fuck you, and I fuck your mother.
And I'll fuck your sister and your mother and everything.
Yeah, well, I'm Turk, so do what I say, motherfucker.
No, don't say, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm sorry.
Hey, motherfucker.
Yeah, that's me.
How are you?
You have big dick?
I know how to curse, because I'm Turkish, so I make fun of Greeks all the time.
No, I'm not, no.
I'm a good guy.
Yeah?
Did you bring, you brought your sister to get fucked?
Yeah.
Sick man.
You motherfucker, I love you.
Yeah.
All right, I'm going to come down there.
We're going to eat, motherfucker.
We're going to have a good time.
Oh, Jesus Christ, come down.
All right, buddy, we're going to have.
Okay, I'll go get my.
I'll bring some food.
I'll go get my gun from the car.
All right.
Hey, I'll bring some food.
You have kumbaloy?
You have kumbaloy?
You use your kumbaloy?
I don't have kumbaloy.
You have any?
Yeah, I'll bring mine.
we can play with our boss ah you fucking motherfucker you all right buddy okay all
right malaka all right yeah okay i'll see you bye making friends today i got him good with the
sister thing cracked him up that guy is real it's real cool he brought your sister
is the fucking saying you're in hawaii and you want some pizza
Why are we playing Christmas music?
Because Carlita, that's why.
I think Bing Crosby fucked all these chicks.
All three of them.
All three of these.
The Andrew sisters.
I bet you he porked them all at the same time.
Had themselves a Crosby sandwich.
Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say
On a bright Hawaiian Christmas day
That's the island greeting that we send to you
From the land where palm trees sway
Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright
The sun to shine by day and all the stars at night
King Kong is the wise way
How'd I end up finding a Greek at a place called King Kong in Omaha, Nebraska?
Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas to you
This show never ceases to amaze me.
Let's pick a new state.
Wyoming.
Have I ever messed with Wyoming?
Well, we're about to.
What's a big city in Wyoming?
Good question.
I have no idea.
Rock Springs?
Oh, it's Colorado.
Let me zoom in a little more.
Riverton, I've never heard of these towns.
Casper, Wyoming is in bold.
All right, Casper, I guess.
I don't know.
I don't know shit for Wyoming.
Oh, it looks pretty big.
According to the Google, they got it outlined in yellow.
Oh, and I found them all.
What's wild?
Do they got good fried chicken in Wyoming, you think?
I got to think
Get it in the air
Air Force recruiter
Do I get a lot of chances to masturbate
If I get picked up by the Air Force
Do you really think that's appropriate
Not for a woman
Is there a man I can talk to
No there's not
It's just women there
Our poor Air Force
Our poor Air Force
How are you recruited
Do you have like big tits
Is that how you take advantage of that
Okay, this is not appropriate, sir, so I'm going to hang up this call.
Do you use your assets in recruiting?
All of your assets, if you know what I mean?
Oh, shit.
Supposedly, next door is a Marine Corps recruiting office.
Let's call them and ask if they'd fuck the chick over there.
Let me make sure it's not the same number.
No, it isn't.
All right, let's see if a Marine guy picks up.
I'm going to ask him.
Hey, man, you know the broad at the...
Marine, Sergeant Capps.
Hey, honey, baby, how you doing?
I'm doing good.
Hey, you know that Air Force recruiter next door to you?
Uh, who is this?
Oh, this is Cross, Eddie Cross.
Okay.
No, I don't know.
I'm not next to the Air Force.
But you know there's an Air Force recruiter there at the mall?
Yes.
Have you ever seen her before?
Yes, I have.
Is she, like, good looking?
I just talked to her, and she was, because Sheila was, like, really into me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I don't know.
She was asking me, like, oh, so how do you look, and how smart are you?
She was, like, real flirty with me.
She was, like, so how much do you weigh, and how tall are you?
I was, like, wow, you know?
And she gave me an email address and everything.
That's the questions we ask.
Yeah.
Yeah, but does she look pretty good?
Sure.
Would you fuck her?
No.
Why not?
Oh, you're gay?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That's cool.
That's cool.
Do you have to...
If I join the Marines...
Fuck.
Man, I had a good question.
Because my one big fear about joining the Marines was that I had to shit in the toilet in front of the other Marines.
Like a full metal jacket.
Come on.
I want to find an Air Force recruiter
and ask him. Or any recruiter.
Alright, fine. I'll do it.
Alright, found an Army recruiter.
Right? Did I? Oh.
They start off with, hey, honey baby.
Yeah, this is going to go well.
I don't think they like that.
Yeah, hey, how you doing, honey?
Yeah, how are you?
Oh, this is Eddie. Eddie? Eddie Cross?
How you doing, buddy?
Are you in the Army machine?
Yes.
Okay, do you do recruiting yourself, or what's going on?
Yes, I do recruiting.
Okay, now one of my big concerns is,
will I have to use the toilet in front of other guys if I join the Army,
or are there actual separations in between them?
There is separation.
Even during boot camp, I don't have to shit and piss in the toilet in front of them?
Are you sure?
Because if I show up to boot camp,
if I show up to boot camp, there are going to be dividers there.
They're going to have to put them in.
Yeah, that's right.
Can I get that in writing before I sign?
No, you can't get that in writing.
You can write it down, motherfucker.
Who is this?
Eddie Cross.
Eddie Cross, who?
Can you speak up, boy?
Hello?
Hello?
Yeah, can you speak up, boy?
What's wrong with you?
Uh, nothing, sir.
Fuck, I can barely hear the motherfucker.
Fuck him.
Well, he says dividers.
That's good.
That's very reassuring.
You gotta have it in writing.
What am I gonna do?
Shut the boot camp?
I'm like, uh-uh.
I was told there's dividers between all the toilets.
And then I proceed to get my ass beat.
Real speed.
Hey, how you doing, boy?
Boy, all right, good.
Listen, I had some concerns and just some questions about the Army machine.
Army machine?
Mm-hmm.
I'm looking to join the Army machine.
What is the Army machine?
Well, you're a recruiter for them.
The Army, yeah, not the Army machine.
The Army machine, the Armed Forces machine.
What's your name again?
Eddie Cross.
Okay, where are you calling from?
Orlando.
Orlando?
Yeah.
Have you spoken to a recruiter up in Orlando?
No, I'm from Miami.
I'm from Coconut Grove.
Okay.
Yeah, but I'm up here.
I'm up in Orlando right now.
Well, what are you doing up there?
I hooked up with this chick online.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah, we'll be doing poppers and stuff like that.
Oh, fuck, man.
I had a fucking awesome weekend, Labor Day weekend.
All right, well, since you're doing drugs right now,
you are actually not able to join the Army?
No, I'm not.
No, poppers aren't drugs.
It doesn't matter.
It still pops hot.
It what?
You would still pop hot in a drug test.
Not for poppers.
Yes, you would.
What are poppers?
Do you even know what poppers are?
Yes, I know what poppers are and I know all that stuff.
Trust me, right now you cannot join the Army.
You use poppers?
No, I do not.
Have you ever had to, like a bit in a sexual situation where you had to?
No.
No, never.
Oh, okay.
Do you have any other questions?
Yeah, is the Army really cool, like Call of Duty and shit like that?
No.
No?
How do I make the guns go?
Okay, are you on something?
Because these are not serious questions.
No, but I'm stuck on Call of Duty Ghosts on the fourth level
when you have to tag the targets on the helicopter.
Can you help me out with that?
Call of Duty.
That's what I thought about Bob Vance from Bob Vance Refrigeration.
You can't test for poppers.
You're just inhaling them.
He doesn't know what poppers are.
He's like, oh, yeah, I know what poppers are.
I know.
I know.
That's how he said it.
He was flexing there in that whole conversation.
conversation he's using a dumbbell during that whole conversation on the side there
oh yeah i did tell i do popper i've did poppers probably test for poppers like 10 seconds after
you inhaled it that's about it that'd be my guess unless you bring the poppers in with you to your
drug because i think you're fine well steven sotloff it comes two weeks after the brutal
execution of another american journalist james foley and this new video warns that a british
captive may be next. Our Brian Todd has been looking into this part of the story. Brian,
what do we know about this? Well, at the end of this ISIS video of Stephen Sotloff's murder,
the militant makes a similar threat to the one they issued in the James Foley video a couple
of weeks ago. He threatens the life of a British captive who the video identifies as David Cawthorn
Haynes. Here's what the militant says in that section of the video. We take this opportunity
to warn those governments who've entered this evil alliance of America against the Islamic state
to back off and leave our people alone now there's not a lot of information available on the man they
identify as david haynes according to the washington post he's an aid worker and was
kidnapped in march of 2013 near the atme refugee camp it's right about here along syria's northern
border with turkey information from aid workers who have been trying to secure haynes's release
we've not been able to get additional information from british officials about this now on the
A statement by that military, it strongly suggests a warning to the British government of Prime Minister David Cameron, in case you're wondering what the rest of the sentence was.
Two examples were reported by a German psychologist, Dr. von Neumann.
...salon, select two. For a list of departments, select three.
Thank you for calling JCPenney. This is Jane. How may I help you?
My name is Akulo.
How can I help you?
Are you in jewelry?
No, I can get someone for you.
Where are you at, honey? Where are you at?
Oh, I'm in women's right across. I just answered their phone because there's no one over there.
Oh, you're in women's? I bet you're a real pretty woman. You do a really good job, I bet.
but you're a nice little sexy thing with the ladies over there taking care of them.
Can I get someone for jewelry for you?
Yeah, baby.
Okay, all done.
I'll put you on hold, and I will get someone.
All right, sexy.
It is too soft for that, and besides, the air is too warm.
Perhaps it is a new invention.
But if so, why should bridges be built?
Certainly I'll have a flash of enlightenment.
Could it not once again be a question of a dream?
At first I feel a disinclination to accept this idea, but slowly convince myself that no other possible explanation remains to me.
Flat unknown mountain. I look out over a wide plain towards the horizon.
The thought occurs to me that I do not know at all what time of day it is.
I examine the position of the sun. It is almost vertically overhead in the sky and its usual brightness.
This surprises me, as it occurs to me that it is already autumn, and a short time ago it was much lower in the sky.
I think, the sun is now standing vertically at the equator, so here it must be at an angle of about 45 degrees.
Therefore, if my shadow is not equal to my own height, I must be dreaming.
I look at it. It is about 30 centimeters long.
It costs me a fair effort to regard the whole, almost dazzlingly bright landscape with all its villages as an illusion.
anything that strikes the subject as incongruous may lead him to ask himself questions i gotta go
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