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Get This Shit Outta Here

13 Sep 2014 · 1 h 37 min · 10,407 words · source

Calls (29, 57 min of 1 h 37 min)
  1. Starbucks order confusion live 59 s clip ↓
  2. Starbucks customer miscommunication live 1.3 min clip ↓
  3. Starbucks prank call about bird style live 4.0 min clip ↓
  4. Starbucks manager about delivered shoes live 1.6 min clip ↓
  5. Starbucks manager about delivered baby clothes live 54 s clip ↓
  6. Starbucks manager about delivered food live 1.3 min clip ↓
  7. Starbucks manager about delivered jeans live 1.0 min clip ↓
  8. Starbucks manager about delivered purses live 3.3 min clip ↓
  9. Subway automated menu ivr 1.7 min clip ↓
  10. Starbucks manager about bread machine delivery live 3.0 min clip ↓
  11. Emerson outlet about QuickSilver delivery live 2.5 min clip ↓
  12. Starbucks customer service complaint live 1.5 min clip ↓
  13. Starbucks asking about Nelson live 49 s clip ↓
  14. Carl's Jr. dispatcher asked for electrician live 2.2 min clip ↓
  15. Rose order with abusive message live 2.4 min clip ↓
  16. Cigar shop asked about Rocky Patel live 59 s clip ↓
  17. Chicken restaurant asked about Banchot live 4.1 min clip ↓
  18. Waba restaurant order confusion live 49 s clip ↓
  19. Customer complains about salsa charge live 3.4 min clip ↓
  20. Ice Machine service call confusion live 3.3 min clip ↓
  21. Complaint about UFC banner and owners' affairs live 2.0 min clip ↓
  22. Gas station breaker check prank live 2.3 min clip ↓
  23. TV boxing complaint call live 45 s clip ↓
  24. Call to Dieter about wife live 1.6 min clip ↓
  25. McDonald's allergy complaint live 2.0 min clip ↓
  26. Playback of personal conversation ivr 41 s clip ↓
  27. Calling Steven's wife about his arrest live 4.5 min clip ↓
  28. Complaining about burrito kitchen closing at 1pm live 41 s clip ↓
  29. Pico Car Wash and Gasoline Machine hair tape incident live 1.7 min clip ↓

Transcript

Fuck you, Farrakhan, motherfucker.
Really get this deep into the sound clip
Any music to with this in the background and it makes it ten times better
Watch that Wyclef John
It wasn't for the country music playing over it be perfect pain in the ass, right?
Let's run.
Get high.
Get high.
Let's run.
Let's run.
Hey, what's up?
Hi.
How can I help you?
Yeah, hi.
Who's this?
Hi, who?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reservations?
Sure.
For how many?
For who?
Hmm?
Four.
Four people?
Four.
At what time?
Four.
Okay.
Four at four?
Uh-huh.
What's the name?
Four.
Okay.
Got you down, okay?
P-H-O.
Four.
Uh-huh.
P-H-O.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay.
Four people at four o'clock, right?
And then we need full, full, full, FIFO.
Okay.
Okay.
Papa people.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Got you down.
Okay.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye.
Look at all the bullshit I've been through
Choke on beef with no who
From female father to
Then a blue like nigga
Blue like Mike
Shit, not to be quick
But fuck, brother, duck quick
Cause me and my dogs
Love about shit
The luck shit
Just if we aim
No aspirations to the game
Hi, thank you for calling
This is my motherfucker
How you doing?
Hello?
Yeah, hello
Who's this?
I'd like to make an order
Okay, um, for a coffee chocolate?
Yeah, uh, for a fool
Fool
Sorry, can you spell it?
It's really hard to hear
Fool, fool
Okay
Mm-hmm
At what time?
Fool
What time?
Foo.
Okay, if you don't tell me what time, I'm ready for you.
Oh, well, did you need my name?
Yes.
Akulu.
Okay, but what time do you want it ready for?
Foo.
Foo.
At Foo.
I need it at Foo.
Okay.
I think she's stupid and she hung up the phone.
Hello?
I'm sorry, I'm not stupid.
I accidentally...
Oh, I thought she hung up.
I was talking to my neighbor who's next to me.
I thought you had already hung up.
I was going to have to call back.
Yeah, no, I'm not stupid.
I didn't get the phone.
Oh, why didn't you say anything?
So you said you wanted it ready at what time?
At Foo.
Foo? Foo?
So is that four?
No, foo.
But what time do you want it ready for?
At foo. Foo.
I don't know what time that is. I'm sorry.
Do you have a number?
Is there someone, is there like an English speaker I can talk to?
I do speak English.
Yeah, but I can hear you.
If you want it at four.
You're kind of ethnic, I can hear.
And you're also a woman. Maybe that's why you're messing it up.
Is there like a man I can talk to?
Can I actually get your, I'm the one that's going to be helping you right now.
I'm a shift supervisor, so I don't appreciate you telling me that.
so if you want to go ahead and talk to someone else give me like two minutes okay thank you honey
what's your name cross cross yeah and your number uh it's uh 606-2014 okay give me one second all
right honey baby hi how are you honey um i'm actually not going to be taking your order
because i don't appreciate the way you're talking to me so if you wanted to go ahead and get it from
a different starbucks so you can go ahead no no no no okay i'm gonna hang up the phone now no
i've become a child i've turned reverted to a two-year-old toddler
that's all i got left guys i'm like katie k i have exhausted all the prank call ideas
just about and then you end up like katie k is where he just comes on and talks
but he said he said that he said that once last year he said you know i just don't do prank calls
that much anymore because like i've done every single thing you can do with a brand call i've
mastered all of it this motherfucker seriously said that on the show and some people are going
you're hard on kdk people used to say to me oh you're hard on him why are you so hard on him
it's a fucking lunatic he'll be on tonight this fucking lunatic ass let's lunatic french no wonder
because it's a fucking lunatic fuck oh why did i never make that correlation in my head of course
course it's been there all along motherfucker it's been in front of us the the name of his show
is lunatic french hello oh why is why is kdk like that with me and us why is he like that why does
he not do prank calls he just comes on and talks and why does he hate his listeners and this and
that now you know because it's fucking nuts he's straight up now he is mentally sick nuts that's
what ted webb was like convinced of this at some point one point ted webb talked to me like look
i'm really worried about dude i love the guy like a brother but he's fucking he needs meds and he
doesn't want to admit it that's where they two they both had a falling out because ted told him
dude you need to get some help man like your dad died your boyfriend dumped you you need to get
some help right now that's what that's that's kind of why i never you know what the dead told
him all this on the air once did it called it in his show last year or the year before that and
I laid it all out on him live on the air.
He turned Katie Gay into a little turtle.
A little turtle.
Like Brett Carter.
I'm afraid to show my emotions.
I'm Brett Carter.
I'm a turtle.
When I say that, I limp my wrists, right?
And I put one under my chin and one around where my breastbone is.
And I go, Brett Carter, I'm a turtle.
Try it, guys.
Try it that way.
You make it like the gas phase with your nose and mouth.
It's better if you have glasses too
You put glasses on
Why am I picking on my buddy Brad
I'm sorry Brad
Brad's gonna come on tonight
Alright put your hands together guys
Alright like you're praying
And put that out
And be like
That's what Brad's gonna do to me tonight
Show me a lesson
And you puff out your cheeks with air
And close your right eye
Cause I'm blind in my right eye
You can also do this in a wheelchair
For even better effect
No, we're not against rap
I don't know why that song cut out like that, motherfucker
Anyway
Where was I?
Who did I just prank?
Starbucks
Let's call him back
Fuck it, fuck it
We're calling him back
Hi, this is a completely different person
I'd like to make an order, please
Yes, hi, this is a completely different person
like to make an order please no it's a completely different person because i haven't said anything
so i say that i say that every time i call a business like a retail store because it's my
first you're not affiliated with the person that just called like five minutes ago no that's why i
said that okay so your name but listen between august and january um through the holiday season
whenever i i call retail businesses i for the first call the first attempt i would say this
This is a completely different person just because sometimes a lot of stores will pick
up and they'll say, oh, you were calling about the dress in 12 and I'll be like, no, I just
can call it for the first time that happened.
This is an example when I called Sears last holidays.
So my first call is always like, this is a completely different person.
I think it's very effective and very efficient of time.
Just so you know, I mean, I did have someone call me very rudely like two minutes ago.
So they've been calling the phone.
So I just wanted to make sure that someone else.
So when you said that, I kind of was like, okay, because they're prank calling, I'm assuming.
Okay, I need two Tazo teas.
Yeah, two Tazos.
I actually don't do over-the-phone orders for teas or any of the drinks.
Well, I'm getting coffee also.
God damn it, she doesn't listen.
I'm sorry?
I have coffee orders also and a latte here.
I'm going to go ahead and hand the phone to someone else, okay?
You're a fucking idiot.
Help me.
Knock on the door, manager.
Help.
Hey, boy, how you doing?
Not too good.
who's that sassy girl that i was just talking to yeah she she was just saying bird style bird
style like that that she did the coffee bird style for me what is that yeah i don't know what that
means and then she i called her to ask her she told my friend that she said i made both your
coffees bird style she said and he got to the car and i said he told me that i said i've never heard
of that and i tried looking it up i didn't ask for it and she said that she charged this extra for
and then i just called her now
and you know what she told me
she said bird style
you put it in your mouth a little bit
the server puts it in the mouth
the barista and goes
you know what i'm gonna go
if you wanted to go ahead and call my district manager
you're more than welcome
but please do not come into this store
because i do not appreciate the way you're talking
shut up and don't talk to me like that
i am the white devil
and i will be respected
hello
they're like oh no the white devil
yeah she turned white
if you ever seen the three stooges skits
where they would have the black guy and the black guy would see a lion or something and
they would color him in frame by frame uh white like going up and down his body
like it's like oh lord
i think that's like at least one or two of those three stooges ones yeah enigmalus i know i love
of the Three Stooges, man. I had a
torrent of them. I found a torrent once
and I got it. Every single
Three Stooges movie,
the cartoons, and every single
of the shorts. Every single one of the
shorts.
Yeah, hi. This is the manager over
here at the Starbucks next door. How you
doing, buddy? How you doing? Oh, not bad.
We just got a palette of
what looks like your shoes.
They're all Converse shoes.
I think they delivered them to us instead.
You guys better send a couple of guys
down here to get you got pallet jack or i don't know i don't have a pallet jack we have a bunch
of wheelers that have beds on them all right well come on down grab yourself a coffee make yourself
a home get them out of here though all right because we're going to start getting pretty
busy soon all right all right you're on for the end right by ruby yep all right sounds good all
right big guy see you all right all right cool hello this is the manager over here at the
starbucks at the end hey how you doing hon good thank you how are you oh good enjoying the nice
Nice foot traffic we're getting.
Look, we just got a whole bunch of your stuff.
Someone delivered it here.
I don't know why.
My idiot over here signed for it.
It's a bunch of baby clothes.
It says baby's first wardrobe here.
Multi-pack body suits, it says.
And it has a Carter's.
Yeah, yeah, it has your address.
Weird.
It's for you, yeah.
Well, listen, can you get someone to get these damn things out of here?
Look, honey, we're going to start getting busy.
How many boxes is it?
Do I need to take, like, a rolling rack?
Yeah, you definitely do.
Yeah, it's a good half pallet of stuff.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, all right.
We'll be right over.
Thank you.
All right, honey, bye.
Okay, bye.
I'm just going to keep sending people there in the same closet.
Fuck it.
Fuck those people.
Let's do it.
Let's experiment, guys.
Let's really piss them off.
Yeah!
Hey, buddy, how you doing?
Hey, this is...
I'm the manager over here at the Starbucks.
At the end over here?
By Ruby's?
We just, someone just dropped off like a good half pallet of what looks like your food.
It says, it's got a bunch of your, it looks like meat, a lot of meat and stuff.
And it looks like a whole bunch of rice.
It says Panda Express and it's got your address here instead of ours.
They, can you, you guys got to get this out of here, man, because we got a lot of stuff we got to get out.
We got to start pumping out coffee and we don't got a lot of refrigerator space, all right?
What do you mean, what was it?
Which one are you talking about?
It's for you.
We're the Starbucks next to Ruby's down the way, at the end of the plaza.
Okay, what did you say?
What is it that you have from us?
Yeah, we just got a delivery of a bunch of your food.
Food?
Okay, all right, come by and look at it.
Look, it's in boxes.
Okay.
It's all like meats.
Meat?
Okay, okay, we'll come by right now.
Yeah, okay, bye.
All right, thank you.
Kind of slow, right?
Nelson, come on, man.
yo i don't know i don't know how i got there oh let me go it's gonna be there did you guys call
what's up man i hope there's a fight i hope they're rude to him because he's the fourth
person to come it's like yo yo yo
hi yeah this is the manager at the starbucks how you doing
Thank you.
Oh, good.
The Starbucks here in the plaza at the end.
Listen, they just delivered a whole bunch of clothes, a bunch of jeans of yours.
Okay.
It's about a good half pallet worth here.
For our street?
Yeah, it says for a guest factory outlet, and it's got your address, not ours.
For some reason, the idiot.
Oh, okay, okay.
Well, I got this idiot over here working, this stupid Mexican, and he signed for it.
okay um let me give me just one second let me talk to my manager let me know let me know okay
okay well can you send someone you guys got to get it out of here okay i'll go we'll tell him
and he'll send somebody right now because we don't have time for this thank you bye
okay you're welcome because we don't have time for this your genes are totally ruining our time
This is going to be fucking nuts.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to call the bank.
There's the rubies that they keep saying.
The landmark rubies.
Yeah.
There's the Carters.
No.
I'm going to call them.
All right, so we got Coach.
if i call coach it's home we got a whole pallet of half a pallet of purses they're gonna come
running those motherfuckers my wife today was like can i take some cash because my birthday's
coming up and i'm gonna be by the coach store i'm like oh it's fucking it's fucking what's the
difference cunt flat five hi this is the manager over here at the starbucks at the end by rubies
Hi, how's it going?
Hey, buddy, I'm good.
Look, we just got a half pallet.
One of my idiot workers here.
One of my employees accepted a half pallet, and it looks to be your purses.
It says Coach at 100 Citadel.
I don't know why they delivered them here.
It's for, like, women.
Can I have the address for that?
100.
All they put was 100 Citadel, and they just left it here.
They didn't have a suite number.
They just left it at us.
Okay, I'll send over one of our manager and associates.
oh yeah because you unique i mean we don't have time for this shit all right okay fucker all right
please send some all right at once thank you okay bye i think i ruined it shit i think
you're gonna be an asshole about it now now that i got a few going let me be just an asshole about
it so i can get some angry ones or some guy so maybe at least one of them is gonna be there
thinking that some good the guy said you need to get this shit out of here motherfucker i'll
be totally rude about it. I don't need
really. You know they all don't
get along. All the other stores in this plaza
are like, psst, psst, psst, psst. They talk about
each other. They're like, psst, psst, psst. That's them gossiping.
Alright, we called the Panda Express.
Here's a subway. Yeah!
That's how they delivered a bread machine.
...to 10pm every
day. Blah, blah, blah. To place a catering
order or inquire about catering,
press 1. To place a non-catering
order for pickup, press 2.
To provide feedback on your recent experience,
please wait while I connect your call.
yes hey how are how are you well um i'm at the starbucks i'm here i work at the starbucks
at the end by rubies okay um one of my we were expecting a shipment of some of our sandwiches
from corporate um but apparently what we got here was for you it's a bunch of bread and they signed
or my i got this idiot that works here and he signed for it it's a whole bunch of bread and
then bread machine, a big bread machine.
Machine?
Yeah, and then there's a whole container of,
like it looks like just the bread before it's made.
I think we ordered that here.
Let me check real quick.
A culo, a culo.
hello huh yeah we didn't we didn't order some of that yeah no this is from subway the like your
corporate office they dropped they left it here they delivered it oh they delivered it right there
A big refrigerated truck pulled up here, and we thought it was our stuff, but our stuff just came now.
It came later.
So I came out, and I said, wait a minute.
If these are our sandwiches now, what got delivered earlier that we signed for?
And when I opened the container, it's a bunch of Subway.
It's got cups.
It's got, like, the liners for the trays.
There's Subway straws, Subway napkins.
and then there's a bunch of of uncooked bread on baked bread here and then a big baked bread
machine like a brand new and it has a manual on the book for and everything installation guide
it says subway installation guide did
they charge you guys for it, or?
No, no, they just, we signed for it and they left it here, that's all.
They just gave us a slip and we signed for it.
But it's for you guys.
it says for subway 150 citadel drive i don't know why they left it here yeah what if you guys wanted
to bring it over here or no we uh listen i don't have time for this motherfucker you need to get
this shit out of my fucking store god damn it you need to come get your stuff before i throw it over
the border instead of starbucks right yeah right by rubies okay rubies yeah okay well i'll send
somebody all right get over here all right hurry up bye things are getting starting to get warmed
armed up shall should let me let up all right that's enough guys that's a lot of people already
i don't want to be abusive how many have i called one
i don't know what did i call like five six places that's enough that's enough shit damn it
i'm buying time because i'm trying to make sure that at least a few of them go
go to the starbucks and then i'm going to call and ask i'm going to tell them i'm from another
one of the places nearby what the hell is this that someone just called me saying you've got
our stuff what's going on just to see if they're like oh yeah we've had complaints has it been long
enough yet let me do another call i just want to lose this area here and find a place to go
how can i help you yeah i'm coming calling from the emerson outlet over here okay i'm right by
buy rubies uh-huh yeah we got a bunch of your stuff over here um what do you mean it says
quicksilver quicksilver stuff here like shitman wife yeah yeah um i could give you a quicksilver
number but you're calling the dc store right now yeah but listen you listen someone came in wearing
a quicksilver shirt and said motherfucker to us over here and then he took a display and like he
He kicked it, and all these radios fell down, and then he shoved the door.
Is this Randy?
No.
Okay, it's Randy.
Hi, it's Randy.
Hello?
Hi, it's Randy.
Hi.
Hi.
Hey.
Yeah?
It's me, Randy.
I'm sorry.
Give me one second.
Hey, Labia.
You know what Labia is?
For Holden is Richard.
Hey, it's Randy.
What's up?
Hey, how you doing, honey?
Wait, which Randy?
Randy from the store.
Randy from the store?
Yeah.
Which one, though?
Oh, Randy.
randy you know uh randy labia but but like like dandy randy or mandy randy because there's two
randys mandy mandy randy yeah okay what's up mandy randy labia labia yeah what about it pretty good
stuff yeah yeah it's nice right it's all right uh yeah so uh did you need anything or you just
oh labia labia for sure okay uh-huh all right see you later buddy yeah have a good rest of the day
All right, thank you.
God bless you.
Yep.
Bye.
You too, sir.
Bye.
Thank you for calling Starbucks.
This is George speaking.
How can I help you today?
Yeah, George, this is Randy over here at the Quicksilver Outlet Store.
Oh, hey.
How's it going?
We just got a weird call.
Yeah, was that legit or?
No, that's just a prank call.
I have someone just calling around.
Yeah, that's bullshit, right?
Yeah, definitely.
And it's just backing everything up because everyone's kind of busy right now.
So with all these calls coming in, it's just not working.
Yeah, listen, listen.
I'm really upset that I got this phone call from you people.
I'm really upset at you.
Yeah, I'm upset that you let this happen because they got my personal information.
I'm not sure how that happened.
The guy said he needed our social ID number,
and we gave him all our account information for the Quicksilver system.
Yeah.
Give me a quick second.
I just want to get more into depth to get off the floor.
He started masturbating on the phone.
sorry about that i just had to get off okay um yeah we're not quite sure because we we've been
uh letting us know which we're not quite sure what's going on with that speaking i'm receiving
yeah yeah well we're we're gonna have to hold you guys responsible um i'm not quite what i can do
because we were expecting this package and now uh you know this this guy called us from the
corporate office saying it was delivered that subway signed for it and then now i'm talking
to you and you say you don't have it so all right and i'm gonna let my corporate office know that
yeah if you want yeah yeah because i show what's happening you're what an asshole motherfucker
motherfucking shit fucking ass fuck oh i was bored with that already but hey fun a bunch of fun
yes hi uh is nelson there he was supposed to come over here to pick up some stuff
oh you're from starbucks he was supposed to pick up yeah nelson right no he's not here
where is he hold on a moment yeah he'll be there later he doesn't have time right now
He's a fucking asshole.
Oh, like you?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
Have a nice day.
Do you know what labia is?
Have a nice day.
Do you know what labia is?
Labia, labia.
That's what you are.
Bye.
Okay.
What?
Hello?
Hello?
What?
Hello.
Carl's Jr.?
Yes, may I help you?
Yeah, Marichot?
Hello?
Marichot?
Yes.
Yeah. Are you Banchot or Marichot?
Well, fine!
Oh, hi, honey, baby. How are you? Thank God you're open. Are you answering service?
Actually, I'm a dispatcher here in the office.
Oh, wow. You're in today?
Yeah, I'm actually going to be leaving in just a little bit.
Oh, nice. Very nice. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I need an electrician help.
Okay. What exactly do you need?
I need to have the piping from the sink to the drain fixed.
Okay.
So it sounds to me like you might need a plumber rather than an electrician.
No, no.
We need an electrician.
Really?
Okay.
Okay.
Yeah, it's maybe because you're a woman.
You don't know that.
Oh, no, that wouldn't be it.
Maybe it's because you're talking about something that has to do with plumbing.
No, maybe.
How would you know?
No, you just answer the phone there and you look pretty, right?
Well, maybe, but...
Then that's it.
So why don't you just stick to that?
Okay.
Why don't you call another company that you're not going to be so rude to, okay?
Thank you.
Have a great day.
Bitch.
Bitch.
I'm sorry that I said that.
I'm sorry.
Okay.
That's fine.
Okay.
What's your first and last name, sir?
Eddie Kwa.
Okay.
And your property address?
123 Fake Street.
Okay.
Okay, so Eddie, when you can call and be serious, you can go ahead and give another company a call.
Thanks, bye.
No, no, you said you call, I'll call you back, right?
She's like, you can actually call...
Ah, shit, it's in her head.
Wait a minute, I'll get him on a technicality.
Yo, yo, yo, in the house.
Bone thugs in harmony.
Mmm, mmm.
Yeah, motherfucker.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Does it make you jealous?
Are you ready?
Hello, how are you?
Fine.
What can I help you with?
Delicious.
Yes, I need to make an order.
I hear another phone.
You got to get that, buddy.
Yeah, hold on, please.
Hold on.
All right, honey.
I figure if they're going to go anyway,
just let them go now, get it over with,
come back in a good mood.
Okay, what can I help you?
I need to make an order. I need a dozen roses, and I have a message for you to write down.
Okay, go ahead.
All right.
And who is it going to?
To Lala, L-A-L-A.
Huh?
Lala. Okay, the message is FIFO, papepipo.
Okay, hold on. Pipo is spelled...
F-I-F-O.
FIFO.
And then space P-A-P-E-P-I-P-O. All right.
You cheated on me.
You cheated on me?
You stupid motherfucker.
Oh, no.
I can't put that down.
You fucking whore.
I came inside of you without a condom last week.
Sir, you can't do that.
Come on.
I have herpes and I came inside you without a condom last week when you were ovulating.
I can't take that down.
I'm sorry.
I've been drinking, but I'm real upset because she was cheating on me.
Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't take that kind of order.
Yeah, where she's from, FIFO Pape People is like a really, she's from like the northern Mariana Islands in the Pacific.
Yeah, FIFO Pape People is like you, it's like fucking slut dog on the street is what it means.
You're going to have to tell her that for me.
I can't say that.
Can you just say FIFO Pape People?
No, I can't even do that.
Motherfucker.
Yeah, I can't do that.
Asshole.
Fucking motherfucking bitch.
Oh, Jesus.
Stupid motherfucker.
Fucker, you're the gay flower man.
No, sir.
Shocking.
Gay.
Oh!
I'm sorry, sir.
Bye-bye.
Being gay is shocking.
Bye-bye.
Yeah, okay, bye.
Being gay is shocking.
Like in the 90s, where you kiss someone being gay.
Like, dun-dun-dun.
What?
Are you very jealous?
Don't want to fill up his business.
Shut up, reclude.
I had a question about coming in to look at some of your cigars.
I'm sorry, man.
Do you have Rocky Patel?
Rocky Patel?
Rocky Patel?
Which one, Rocky Patel?
No, Rocky.
No, no, no.
You don't have any Rocky Patel?
No, no.
Is it in the cigar shop?
Yeah, a smoke shop, yeah.
And you're Indian, right?
Yeah.
So you don't have Rocky Patel cigars?
Yeah, cigars.
One second.
Stupid.
Thank you.
Okay, no problem.
No Rocky Patel.
Do you have Bhenchod?
Bhenchod?
Coming to the store, man, please.
Do you have Bhenchod?
Bhenchod.
Okay.
How much?
How much is Bhenchod?
Just $1.
All right, how much is soup, man, I need for?
Man, $8.99.
Okay, Papa Pippo.
Papa Pippo!
Oh, I'm having chest pains.
Hey, how are you?
God bless you.
God bless you.
Okay, what time is service tomorrow?
You know, the church service?
Yeah, churches.
Yeah.
Yeah, so what time is service tomorrow?
Buy some chicken.
Well, you guys have the free chicken lunch after sermon and service, right?
What time is service, motherfucker?
This is a big fast food restaurant.
This is not church.
This is a disgusting people religion?
Or are you Muslim church?
No, not that.
This is a chicken place.
We sell chicken.
Do you have banchot?
Banchot?
Huh?
Banchot?
No.
No?
Are you Indian?
Are you Indian?
Yeah.
You don't speak Hindi?
So, what do you speak?
Bengali?
Yeah.
Durhala
Yeah, that's you
Yeah
Sukmaranirfuwa
Yeah
Yeah, I'm
I'm Hindi
Bengali is like
Owl
You're an owl
Ulu
Are you a stupid
You're a stupid owl?
Yeah, you're a stupid
Dark Bengali owl
No, you are stupid
You are stupid
No, I'm Bangladeshi
Motherfucker
Not like that
Bangladeshi
Oh, yeah
You are kind of stupid
No, I'm not.
I'm a good person.
Yeah, you look like it.
You're the owl.
You're the one who looks like an owl with the big white eyes and black skin, dark skin.
Yeah.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
Do you wash hands?
No, no.
Like you.
Yeah.
You do that every day, you know, like 15 times.
Yeah.
Because you do that.
Yeah.
Do you clean your ass with your left hand or your right hand?
No, you do that.
You use your right hand.
Yeah, that's why you need that.
You use the right hand and then you smell it.
No, no.
Then you eat.
You know like that
Today is Saturday night
It's Saturday
You know that you
It's stupid
Yeah right
Listen you wipe your asshole
When you shit
You clean with your right hand
And you skeet your chicken
You eat chicken
Number one
That's why
What the fuck are you saying
Yeah that's why
You're looking to buy a church
Yeah
This is a business
You know
They're selling chicken
Okay
So you don't have church there
No no
Kind of
Oh
Bye
So I'm confused motherfucker
Fucker
Bye
Poor guy
Hong Kong
You call them Chinese food?
Yes.
What do you sell there?
Chinese food.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
What time do you have service tomorrow?
Tomorrow we open 9 to 9.30 to 8.30.
And then we pray to Jesus?
Hi.
Oh, no, no.
Waba girl, how can I help you?
I didn't want to hold.
I'm sorry?
I didn't want to wait.
I didn't want to hold.
Okay.
Can I help you now?
Yeah, I need to make an order.
What would you like?
One waba.
Is that chicken?
One waba.
Waba? Waba is the restaurant name. Yeah, but it says here real big Waba. One Waba. That's the
restaurant's name. All right, one meat? One steak bowl? No, one meat. Do you want the bowl or the
plate? Can you put it in a container? So a side of meat? No, no, no. Yeah, one meat. Sorry? One
meat. One meat? What kind one meat? Do you want a plate? Do you want a bowl? Can you just put it
it like in a container you know one meat do you want steak or do you want chicken uh one meat
what is it what do you mean by meat well it's like from the animal meat flesh you know like
you put it on the grill what kind of animal uh mammal one cow because they have ribs too right
what kind of animal why is she even entertaining some idiot sage shit like that she goes yeah
You know, you have to realize that you've just asked your customer, what kind of animal do you want your meat?
Wobble girl, can I take your order?
Yes.
One chicken bowl?
Sure.
One chicken bowl?
One chicken steak plate?
One chicken steak plate?
Uh-huh.
One salmon plate?
One salmon plate?
Yeah.
One pape pipo?
One what?
Pape pipo.
What is that, sir?
It's on the menu.
Pape pipo.
We don't have that.
Someone wrote here P-A-P-E-P-I-P-O
And they put a box
It says special
It says papevipo
No, we don't have that, sorry
It's like handwritten on your menu
You guys wrote it in
It's a new one
No, sir
Okay
What else would you recommend then?
One cow
One cow?
Yeah
Seriously?
Yeah, one animal
Hi
Hello
Hello
Thank you for calling, can I help you?
Did you just say fuck you?
Say that again?
Did you just say fuck you over there?
No.
Did I say thank you for holding?
How can I help you?
Okay.
I'm not happy.
Why?
There have been a few changes since I last visited.
Number one is that you, like, I ordered a burrito, and my friend got a sandwich or fries,
and I asked for the salsa, ketchup, mustard, Reno, et cetera, on the side.
You charged me an extra 55 cents.
Yes.
What did you order?
Your prices are no bounds cheap, as a simple chorizo and egg burritos cost me $7 plus tax.
Okay, at what time I'll be your order?
Earlier today.
Listen, the salsa is going into the burrito anyway.
Why do you charge me an additional $0.55 just because I want it on the side?
Let me ask you something.
Motherfucker.
Excuse me, sir?
I'm sorry.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
I'm sorry.
What did you say?
What did you say?
Motherfucker.
Yes, but you know, okay, at what time did you order?
Just let me know at what time.
Early today.
At what time?
Why?
That's my question.
Yeah, because I came at 10 o'clock.
I'm sorry, I said.
And I didn't get your order.
I came at 9.
It doesn't matter.
Okay, it doesn't matter what time.
But you need to know how to respect the people.
I'm sorry, I said.
Okay, no.
They're so sorry.
Okay?
I'm sorry, motherfucker.
No.
I'm just reading, I just read negative Yelp ads back to her.
That's a good idea.
I've never thought of that.
Read back restaurants all negative Yelp ads in first person.
Yes, how can I help you?
I'm sorry, okay?
No, there's no sorry.
If you have any problem, call money.
Cabrona, puta.
Cochina.
Thank you.
Come mierda, mama huevo.
Si.
Yeah.
Gracias.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go to hell.
Go to hell.
Yes.
You too.
Motherfucker.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're welcome.
Bye.
Okay, bye.
I think it was an answer machine.
Your call is being forwarded.
Please hold.
That's weird.
What kind of 80s forwarding box do they have on their phone?
Good afternoon, Ice Machine.
Yeah, hi.
Hi.
Hello?
Hello.
Yeah, hi.
We have a problem with the Ice Machine.
I have a hazardous number of call.
kind of machine is it?
Can you speak up, boy?
What kind of machine is it?
It's the main ice machine here
And your name, please?
Araculo
How do you spell that?
A-C-U-L-O, Araculo
Thank you, A-C-U-L-O
And the last name?
Well, I just work here, I'm at the Starbucks
Starbucks?
Yeah
And what's the address there at that location?
It's the one right by you
I'm sorry, I need to get an address to dispatch the calls, sir.
Where are you from?
This is their service. We're dispatching their calls after hours.
Oh, I need to talk to one of them.
Sorry?
I need to talk to one of them.
Okay, I know I understand that, but I need to take this information if you want me to dispatch the call.
Uh-huh. Okay. Okay.
Four.
Sorry?
Four.
Four?
Zero one four. What's the area code?
The area code is four.
The area code is four?
Okay, the area codes are usually three digits for a phone number.
No, not anymore.
They ran out of three digits.
Sir, I'm sorry, but if you continue like this, I'm going to disconnect the call.
Continue like what?
Don't talk to me like I'm a child, sir.
You're acting very unprofessional.
No, I'm not.
I'm telling you, our area code is four.
What a little stinker you are.
Are you a manager there?
What?
Are you a manager there?
Yeah, I'm the owner.
Okay, and you have no area code for the phone number?
Four.
That is not an area code, sir.
Check your new phone book.
It is.
It ran out of three
Digit area codes
Is sort of giving
The number four area code
Out in this part of California
What state are you in?
California
And what's the city?
It's in between
City of Commerce
And City of Industry
And what's the name of the city?
It depends on who you ask
Sir, I'm going to release the line
Have a good evening
No, no, no
Yeah, hello
How are you?
Great, how are you?
I'm not too good
good i have some complaints a complaint yeah listen when a business like yours has a banner
outside that says come see all the ufc action uh-huh um do you know what then you know there's
something like you have to show the ufc fight you actually have to show it you know uh-huh okay and
i tried to call and confirm but you people don't bother to answer the phone sorry yeah so you just
got to go with the banner that says that you're going to have the fight nope i have no power over
that um i just work here well it's very aggravating management it's very aggravating so i grabbed a
business card and i got all the information for rafael hurtado and ricardo hurtado and i found
all the owners so you can talk to them i found all this evidence about them okay they're both
cheating on their wives or people who work there do you want to know who sure i mean it's really
really none of my business i just work here yeah but they're having affairs with women that work
there but i i can't do anything about those affairs because i'm not related to them in any
way i have video of ricardo having sex on top of the bar after hours there with one of them
and he held a gun to her head the whole time are you kidding no i have i think this is more than
i bargained for i mean if you're going to complain complain about a banner that's outside and then
you're talking about the owners having sex on top of the bars that's really none of my business
With a gun, with a gun up to the girl's head.
Okay, sir, if you have this evidence, I mean, you can always call the police if you're really that aggravated.
No, no, it wasn't a crime.
She's like, I like it.
She says, she's like, oh, I like it, I like it.
Okay, well, then, I can't do anything about that.
I'm going to have to hang up, okay?
Okay.
All right, bye.
Corporate label.
It's a clothing store.
I don't care for that.
California Transport Refrigeration.
Probably clothes.
A.M.P.M.
Why not?
yeah hi how are you yeah i'm good i'm calling from the corporate office god bless you
can you go ahead and do a check of your breakers please okay i'll never beat that 30 second record
again man still there i think you're dropping oh are you done yes god damn what do you want
me to do are you in the back where the breakers are i'm on my way there okay this is for what
i'm from the corporate office we're we're going to confirm that the generator that got installed
all this week is in proper order okay look at this rebecca guy my enigma when you want me to
press uh did you see the main one the main one big one the one that said yep yeah so you want
me to turn it off turn it off leave it off for about five minutes and then turn it back on oh
but there's people pumping gas right now no it's it's it's going to keep working because we have
a generator the backup will kick in oh okay okay yeah all right go ahead turn it off and let me
me know what happens when you turn it off off all right and can you make sure that there's still
pumping gas okay let me go check okay all right i'm sorry they cannot pump gas oh they can't how
many customers are there there were one two three four okay just let them know they can go ahead and
go yeah no they're all coming back no they have to go they can they can go one second
sorry sir give me just a minute you should be okay in a few seconds turn it back on oh okay
Okay, I didn't give you permission, but okay.
All right, all right.
That's what she said, to come and turn it on.
Oh, well, she wasn't supposed to say that to you.
You understand?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, so.
I'm not with the corporate office.
I just wanted you to turn it off.
Turn it off?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
So what?
Okay.
That was it.
I just wanted to play a practical joke, you know, make you turn it off.
Mm-hmm.
Is that okay?
Okay.
Did it cause any problem?
What was the point of it?
Did it cause any problems when I did that?
Like what?
Like what happened?
Ho, ho, ho, ho.
Hi.
Why don't you have boxing on, motherfucker?
Speak up.
I'm not a man.
Who did you want to speak to?
Why don't you have boxing up?
Boxing up?
I want to see the boxing on the TV.
Is this your number?
212-479-
La, la, la.
Yeah.
We'll report that.
Thank you.
No, don't.
Fucking bitch
He called and said
Why don't you have the game on
Arrest him
Report me for what
Yes
Can I help you
Yeah report me for what
Report you for
Obscene language over the phone
I didn't say anything obscene
If you want service
You need to be polite
If you don't want service
We can just hang up
I'm sorry
Okay
Okay well you owe the other operator
An apology
Can I tell her
I'm sure. One moment.
Okay.
The dead's calling.
He's going to have to wait.
He's being a rascal.
What did he say? He just bitched out his wife.
Hang on.
Alright.
Well, they hung up anyway.
That's what I was holding out for.
Let's call him.
Whoops.
Let's see if Dieter's picks up.
The dead!
What the fuck do you want, man?
Fighting with your wife again?
Yeah.
¿Qué pasó?
I know.
What happened?
Yeah, he was a play-by-play.
You know what?
Same shit, different shit.
So, you know.
Same day, different shit.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
Different day, same shit
You know, she wanna go to the salon tomorrow
And I'm like, ask your motherfucking
Guy that you're fucking behind my back
And she's like, am I fucking no guy?
I'm like, you're fucking Dominican
I don't fucking believe you for a second, bitch
And we got into it, so, you know
Wow
Yeah
Quite the married couple.
Really? Did you really tell her
or accuse her of that?
Yeah, I caught her.
I always call her a puta.
I call her a bitch.
I always fucking accuse her.
Come on, man.
She's a fucking Dominican.
She can't fucking get to whatever
fucking dick she wants
the property.
Don't just call her a puta
like that, man. That's your life.
I can't fucking call her a puta
how I fucking want it, man.
Come on.
Be nice to your wife.
I'll take care of her if you want.
Dude, I'm not gonna let you
fucking take care of her shit.
Can I call her?
Yeah, you can.
You know what?
She's not at home right now, though.
It's okay.
We'll call McDonald's instead, okay?
Yeah.
Call McDonald's.
Hi.
Hello?
Yeah, hi.
My cousin Steven went there,
and he's not allowed to have
this kind of food.
And sure enough,
he ate a bunch of it,
and now he messed up his mouth.
It's swollen up.
Okay.
All right, so I'm going to hold you responsible.
Give me one second, please.
Okay.
Okay, so what is...
Did he come and order?
Yeah, he has a sign around his neck that says,
do not give beef to him
because he has a serious allergy to beef machines.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
So, Stephen, how many hamburgers did you eat?
I ate four.
You gave him four,
and you hear his mouth now?
It's messed up.
Okay, so he had an allergic reaction to it?
Yeah, I did.
Give me your number and your name.
You know what?
But I'm actually in a band, and I'm actually a cover for Slippernut.
And now I can produce these fast lyrics like Slippernut does.
And I'm going to be out some income tonight, and I'm going to be out some income tomorrow because of your fault.
You mixed up chicken with beef, and now I'm going to be out some income from my cover band with Slipknot.
I actually spit, so I actually drooled a little bit because of my allergy.
Okay, may I have your name and number?
You know what? You could talk to my brother-slash-attorney for that.
Yeah, it's 835-2014.
I'm sorry, what was the name?
You can just put down Cross, Stephen Cross.
Okay, Stephen Cross?
Uh-huh, and then Pape Pipo.
What is the number?
Pape Pipo.
I'm sorry, I can't understand that.
Pape Pipo.
Can you go ahead and give us a call back tomorrow morning?
No.
Speak to my general manager.
No, no, no, we can't.
I might be able to be able to play some of my music for you now.
Yeah, we're going to be fornicating tomorrow.
You probably would get horny and shit because it's Slipknot, so, you know.
Slipknot always makes all these bitches horny, and I always fuck them to hell and back, so, you know.
478, what's that mean?
What is that?
478 is a, um, code for dead bitches that I do.
Oh, yeah. Okay. Alright, I gotcha.
I love an echophilia.
I'm a fucking echophiliac bitch.
Yeah.
Can you speak to somebody that I can actually talk to?
Or somebody that can actually give me a number?
Uh, Enigma, do you want to try or are you scared?
Or are you still bi?
I'm sorry?
Uh, still bi.
Okay. No, Enigma's bi, so he can't.
I can't help you either because I'm kind of drunk right now.
Yeah, the dead's drunk, Enigma's by, he doesn't talk on the phone,
and then you already talked to me and you got some kind of fucking problem.
Damn, what's your problem, lady?
What's the fucking deal here?
I'm watching a Slippernut video right now called Dead Memories.
It's pretty cool.
Slippernut?
Slippernut, yeah.
All right, gotcha.
Part of them, they got all the masks and stuff, right?
Yeah, they have a new mask and shit.
And they pass around the chicken at the beginning of the concert and they don't start until the chicken's dead?
Dude, they have a new fucking mask, bro, now.
They don't?
It's pretty awesome, yeah.
It's white people music, so I don't know.
Dead Memories is kind of cool, though.
It's kind of nice.
You should, like, play that song next.
But I don't have did they do street dreams if they do that song the beautiful people
Did they do I can't get no satisfaction
is kind of good though he's yeah he loves the music yeah he's kind of nice and they're kind
of cool they're they're like um they're like they're like old news now though they're really
falling out of favor though they're like they're washed up motherfuckers now
their old shit was good but their new shit isn't as fucking good anymore
more Marilyn Manson
no I see oh I never
liked them and I didn't
like them because of
their fans I don't know
the fans all seem to
have dirty teeth and
look like they had
really stinky poops and
I didn't want to hang
out with them
seriously every ICP
fan I know
they were all from
Detroit man
fucking Detroit people
are dirty
I rest my case
Look at Ken
He's sushi
Ken has a ring around his neck
I think Ken had a little bit of a breakdown last night
I hope he's okay
Thank you for calling Bread Los Angeles
T-shirt next day delivery
Orders must be placed before 2pm
For order this department enter 302
Please hold a moment
Too bad my dad's here.
I would have been fucking after a hook tonight.
You could have been naked, too, yeah.
I would have been after a hook, man.
Does your dad have a girlfriend now?
Yeah.
Does he fuck her?
Huh?
Does he fuck her?
Uh, yeah, I think he do.
So, whatever.
You need rocky food?
Oh, you missed your call?
I fuck with my wife, too.
Oh, yeah, yeah, of course.
Whatever.
You have to, yeah.
Hey, call my wife.
Call my wife's cell phone, man.
Give me a number.
Give me a number.
I'm going to, um, I don't know if there's a PM at the end.
I'm not going to PM it in the end.
Yeah, you don't want Nygma to have it.
Yeah, I know.
He lets girls have her.
Then, um, then he might call her and try to, like, seduce her or something.
I'll go right for the anus.
I know.
He's like, a hole's a hole.
Hey, you know what?
The anus is mine, though.
Um, she's a virgin of the anus, though.
No, she's not.
But that shit's mine.
Not until I get done with her.
No, that shit's mine.
Fuck, I'll rast you for that again.
That shit's mine.
We could, um, we could DP her, but the anus is mine.
You want to tag team the anus?
I don't care if you DP her with me, but, um, the anus is mine.
DP's good because you can feel each other inside at the same time.
That's why I like it.
That's why I like it.
That's my favorite part of DP.
You're fucked up.
Oh boy
Look at that
An hour ago
I was gonna say
In just about an hour ago
I was gonna
My wife ain't picking up
What no
She's not picking up
Does she
Oh it's her cell phone
That was not her cell phone
I can't bring it
Dude
Call
Call
I didn't
Call
My stepdaughter
I don't have the
I didn't save those numbers
I was afraid to
I don't want someone to take them
Oh really
Yeah
Just type them again for me
I'm gonna have to go
and look at my cell phone
I'll be right back
so
go go go
we'll wait on that
while I keep scanning the map
Harley's cycle place
maybe they're open still
if not there's a
California Express transportation
that might be fun
shit dammit
that's me
me um look it up two similar businesses to connect to these tracks located at no no none of that
google all right so california express transpo
let me pull up their website see what they're all about no they're not a like give you a ride
place they're more of a trucker company so here's a stab in the dark see if they have an answering
Service or happen to answer
It's a weak song
You know, let's say the song for a little bit and do something the digma join me when oh, okay
Her first name is already
Do you remember Emil Artie? Did you ever know him?
I know little Artie. I talked to him when he crashed his Lancer Evo.
Oh my God, right?
Hello.
Hey, it's her.
Hello.
Aries Leahy?
Uh, oh my God.
Steve, are you going to talk or what?
I'm not going to talk to this girl. Come on.
Is that her?
hello hey what happened with steven uh i don't know he's um he's really upset right now he's
crying yeah he's with another woman yeah and he um he was he was drinking today huh drinking
yeah he was drinking yeah yeah he's he's upset he went into the bedroom with this other girl
that he met and he had like some oh shut up carlito fuck hi no it's a lie it's a lie no no
it's a lie that's not true he didn't do that he didn't do that come on carlito what the hell
no mentira it mentira can i tickle your brown hole yeah dude she's 15 don't fucking talk shit
oh okay oh she's 15 yeah do you like santa claus okay steven what what steven
Steven, talk to her, man. Tell her something.
What? I don't have nothing to say.
Steven, what happened to you?
Nothing happened to me. What happened to you?
He's drinking and he's fighting.
He's getting arrested.
The police is coming to arrest him.
I don't know. He's doing this every time.
Police here.
The police is coming to arrest Steven.
Police in your house?
Police, yeah.
Police here in my house.
Yeah, they're arresting him.
Police here.
Yeah, he was fighting in the street with some people.
And he took a baseball bat and he swung it at a car.
Why they aren't there?
He's drinking.
No, no, no, the police.
Oh, because he was fighting.
Carlito, no help like Cipriano?
Sí.
No problem?
Él estaba peleando afuera.
Cipriano, no problem?
Sí, la policía se lo van a llevar.
¿Y por qué?
Porque estaba bebiendo, se emborrachó, estaba bebiendo y empezó a pelear afuera con unos morenos que habían afuera.
Y después sacó un bate y empezó a darle a un carro con un bate y le rompió todas las ventanas.
Y ahora la policía está aquí y lo tienen emposado.
¿Y su padre dónde está?
Está en el hospital.
¿En el hospital?
La ambulancia se lo llevó al hospital.
¿Y qué le pasó a su padre?
Porque salió, vio que estaba la policía y dijo que tenía un ataque corazón, un infarto, y se desmayó, y se cagó y todo.
Ay, Dios mío.
¿Y usted va a vencer la casa ahora?
Ya se lo están llevando, lo tienen, le van a dar el, te lo ponen el teléfono para que le hable con él, para que te diga dónde se lo van a llevar.
No, está bien, yo voy a llamar a tu esposa ahora, mi madre.
Ok, avanza, avanza, que se lo van a llevar.
Alright,
It's fine.
Thank you.
Bye.
Alright, so she thinks your dad had a heart attack when he saw the police at your house
arresting you and he got taken in the ambulance to the hospital and you're in the back of
the police car being taken because you got into a fight in the street drinking with some
black people and then you swung a baseball bat at a car and broke the windows.
Is it still that early?
That he's not even...
Yeah, hi.
What kind of food do these people, Mexican?
Yes.
Look, I went to your place to eat,
and your tortas that everyone told me about was so stupid and good.
You told me that you're not serving tortas anymore.
Told you that.
The person when I went there.
How are you going to run out of tortas when you are known for them?
Huh?
Come on.
Yeah, I think it's another two hours yet.
Okay, I got you.
still you should be kind of focusing not out there chilling with ipod yeah i had the link
i had the lengua torta ahogada you want one torta i had the lengua torta the lengua torta i had one
i ate it it was horrible bread super hard sauce was not good at all oh do you buy it that's the
first time and last time i ever go there would you do you want to come no i don't want to come
anymore i'm not horny anymore okay you know okay i'm sorry about that listen don't go you were
playing a video you were playing a video excuse me you were playing a video there uh just a second
oh fucking shit yeah hi my name is akulo uh-huh okay i had a bad experience okay i hate the fact
i hate the fact that you close your kitchen at 1 p.m i miss eating my freaking favorite burritos
from your place what are you talking about we have an open kitchen sir yeah but i used to go
to your place with my husband every weekend after work around five okay so what's the problem do you
want to come in and well you people told me you close the kitchen at one and then you said you
were remodeling the kitchen remodeling the kitchen shit fuck it am i enjoying those more than you
guys are because i think they're hilarious i think they're fine yo yo yo i was still saying
8 and 17
24 to me
what's that supposed to mean
I have no idea
stop it sloth
stop saying numbers
stop being racist sloth
yeah
they never joined again
oh shit man
he added me on
on
Skype a minute ago
like
two minutes ago
alright well that's good
his wife
his stepdaughter
just probably called his wife and she's like what the fuck why your father-in-law just had a heart
attack and died and your husband was being arrested some puerto rican kid called me and
started saying this to me some puerto rican kid with an american accent said this 29103 shut up
sloth no more numbers no numbers in chat that's why we say that oh he's friday i'm sorry soft
it's okay i can't even call that number all right flowers close obviously why haven't tried
Here is the Armenian Center
That's not a restaurant I'm not going to go for
Pico Rivera Gasoline and Car Wash
Let's see
Pico Rivera
Ms. Pico
Is that a call that says his name was Pico?
Speaking of that
Hello
Yeah I came in there
and this guy told me to tape the hair
to the back of my neck or something like that.
Wait, what?
This guy over there was telling me
to tape the hair to the back of my neck.
Yeah, what does that mean?
I don't know.
Well, I don't know either.
Your people are the ones that said it.
Are you calling the right place?
Yeah, Pico.
Pico what?
Pico Car Wash and Gasoline Machine.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Yeah, so I don't know who said that, man.
The guy there said,
put the tape, the hair to the back of your neck
and he said, motherfucker, like that to me.
he said to call this number and the person that answers was gonna um tell me about how i was a
motherfucker well i don't know if they're was that you whatever motherfucker
well you know it's been over three hours i'm done thank you
you enigma for joining me sir sure anytime buddy see you later buddy i hope someone else goes on
yep see you that's enigma also big thanks to the dead for checking in i hope i didn't screw
up your life too much and i uh no one else today i think thank me thank carlito carlito
thank you carlito thank you all right see you guys later

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