Aim for the Ceiling

and gentlemen this is shit i forgot something hey everybody carlito here and this is a show

show machine thank you for joining our fix now i think so ah there's the applause

and with me here is neon who's eating food train wreck say hi guys helps if i turn the volume up

for you guys say hi again hello everyone i can't hear i hear you you're fine do you hear me sir

Yes, I can hear you.

Good.

But I hear the echo.

Oh, no.

Yep.

The echo.

Yep.

The damn echo.

Damn it.

I'll try to work on that.

Sorry.

Piece of shit computer.

Fucking shit.

Put your best man on it.

I have no men left.

They're all dead.

All gone.

You're the last one standing.

The last one left.

I'll keep trying to adjust it.

Hopefully you can bear with it.

Sure.

Unless it's just a problem on your end.

Is your mixer open?

No.

No, no.

it's it's um it's closed internet is closed blue is closed good good good okay no i'm not using

internet explorer okay good good good for you it's the best you know ie6 version version six

yeah there's six oh god that was a horrible version yeah windows xp sp1 yeah that's the best

that's so many holes in it okay look uh we're gonna get right into it this is a

Hey, Jennifer here, who has a free white kitten with blue eyes, and it's a female.

Okay.

Great with kids, seven weeks old, house broken, moving, and can't take her.

Aw.

Oh, no, that's sad.

Don't do that.

Okay, okay.

Let's say, let's told her that we found it on the side of the road.

No, don't do that.

Don't do that.

Oh, damn it.

No, no, no.

She didn't lose it.

She can't keep it.

She has to give it away.

Yeah, yeah, but you know, I see where you're going to go with that.

No, you don't.

You're no one I care.

Yeah, I mean, I'm inside your head, you know.

There's a train wreck inside my head.

Yep.

Choo-choo.

Yeah, it's been like that for a few years.

Pick up, Jennifer.

Thank you for letting me on, Corey, too.

Oh, you know, someone owe me a favor.

I mean, I owe someone a favor.

You're welcome.

You do a good job here, boy.

Enigma's putting you on the...

Oh, shit.

He's going to be putting you on that PCN podcast thing.

Oh, that's none of him.

And your archive shows will be up on the website, too, so people can listen to your older stuff

now that you've passed the test of the four fans.

Yep, motherfucker.

Dion, this isn't a typing show.

It's a talking show.

Bad radio.

You're eating.

I eat on the phone and do pranks all the time.

An excuse, not an excuse.

But the person you called has a voicemail box that has not been seen.

Dwight would have liked that one.

All right, Jennifer is an answer.

Peach fuzz.

Yep.

He sounds like you're saying pizza.

uh i have someone someone has a roto rototiller it's really good for making gardens okay is that

the the machine that makes the the machine the soul turn right yeah it kind of turns it up yeah

okay i do it okay okay that's for the day still haven't taken it we got a portion oh go take it

go take it i'll take this one okay pronouncing the age of the peach oh it's peach like the fruit

Oh, I thought it was beach.

Like where the sand is.

Beach fuzz?

Yeah, but you know.

Do you have peaches in Quebec?

Yes, we do.

We have the tree.

It's pretty much the same.

Oh, here it is.

More sense now? Peaches fuzzling?

English is a mystery to me.

I'm trying to solve it every day.

Me and you, we're going to go.

i'm gonna take you to georgia one day and we'll have peaches there that would be nice this would

be georgia all right men's bicycle for a man that doesn't have a car really good thing road or beach

type bike would be good something oh he wants a bicycle he went ew neon girl don't burp girl

don't fart right right party toe uh the girls i know do yeah exactly they don't they're not

not supposed to i don't know trainer it sounds like the girls you want have peach fuzz under

their arms all right this guy's looking for a bicycle train wreck do you have a bicycle for him

oh yeah i got one he doesn't have a car see if he's i have a joke for him to ask him if he's a

dui all right uh hello is this a gentleman who needs the bike the gentleman that needs the bike

i'm sorry um i don't have the ad right now i thought you were supposed to be a guy i can i

I can give it to you, though. Do you want it?

It's near your house. What road are you in? I don't remember your address.

Tennessee.

Yeah, right. Me too.

Where are you at?

Oh, right around the corner, like near the supermarket.

Yeah, it's a new development. They are building a new house right here.

It's called Horse Machine Ranch Road. Have you ever went on that road before?

I'm sorry. I don't speak really well English. I'm from Europe. You see?

I don't think you're in the right town.

No. Yes, I am.

Do you need the bike though? Yeah. Yeah. All right. I got one for you with two tires on it

Are you on Rogersville? Yeah. Yeah. See I got the right number then. Hey, I'm I'm on ranch machine horse road

You see it's new development here, right horse machine

Rogersville

Never heard of it.

Shut up, Neon.

Would you like to do a tandem with me?

A what?

I have two bikes.

One for you and a tandem for both of us.

Are you willing to go tandem with me, right?

No.

You know the bike with two plates on it?

Yeah.

I'll put you in the first seat and I'll take you from the back, right?

And we'll go for a ride.

And we'll see where that leads us, right?

Yeah.

Yes.

It would be fun.

How old are you?

No, I don't think so.

I'm sorry.

Why don't you call tomorrow?

No, no, no, no, no.

We are talking right now.

Important business, you see.

After that, you can give me a kiss on the lips and we'll go from there, right?

Maybe my ends will go at some place and, you know, stuff.

And I won't charge you for the bike.

That's the good news.

Hey, is she gone?

No.

See Carlito?

What's her name?

Hello, lady on the phone.

Do you need the bike?

There she goes.

Who's that thing wearing?

It said man's bicycle wanted for man.

Yeah.

She's trying.

Is she talking?

Or he?

Ask if she's a hipster.

I'll write neon.

Neon.

Hipster.

Yep.

No, no.

There's no H.

You're looking for Chuck.

His number is 358.

Oh, you ruined it.

I was going to listen.

Fuck him.

Let me hear it.

No, that's cool.

Let me hear it so I can hear his number.

Chuck.

No, you're doing the right thing, but I don't care because the error code ain't going out.

Okay.

Even though we know it's about cities.

Hi, you've reached Christy.

If you're looking for Chuck, his number is

35803.

Chuck. Chuck.

Kind of stupid. Chuck. Hey, Chuck.

T. Fucker and checker.

T. T-E-A. T.

T-E-A. T-E-A. T.

Beach spa. Beach spa.

Beach. No, beach.

Beach spa. You think it says beach ba?

No, beach spa.

You know? Beach spa. I would think

beach ba.

Beach spa.

yeah oh you see beach spa beach spa beach spa beach spa why would you need a spa for at the

beach just go to the beach no it's too cold it's like going to france and eating a mcdonald's

yeah right like going to a chinese food restaurant asking for a hamburger

yeah hey you asked me um if we got the the peach tree yes we have and in france when i i went there

um where uh at my house there uh we used to have um plum peach melon and uh raspberry in the garden

really that's pretty sick yeah that should have grown up in canada like no no no no when i was

in france oh yeah france i don't know you i thought you were always in quebec i don't know

know you did the france thing yes visited or lived you actually lived there i lived there

for a time yeah you're actually french i thought you were just like no no no i'm i'm quebecois but

um i went there for a small period of time same thing yeah period period period yeah like at the

end of the sentence period right the end of the month i got it i dropped my pen my lucky pen that

i always hold during shows make sure you snap it i do all the time you'll hear it later all right

right someone has a yard sale or had a yard sale on saturday why would they put the ad on monday

the 6th then yeah maybe that's correct basically yeah screw that here's some of the rabbits for

sale new zealand mixed rabbits five bucks each that's not bad no that's not expensive if you

want a good good uh if we want a good rabbit to eat yeah right i was gonna say are they pets or

to eat uh rabbit is so good oh no that's so true that's so cruel when you kill them why because

Because they are like animals that you can pet, you know?

You can call them my little ching...

Huh?

They're mean.

No, they are not.

Yes, they are.

No.

Yeah, they are.

You don't grow vegetables at your house.

That's all right.

Hello.

Yeah, hi.

You got some rabbits?

Uh, I already sold all of them.

You stupid asshole.

Why'd you go do that, motherfucker?

We're there for eat, right?

Hello.

Hello, motherfucker.

You motherfucker, you...

Hey, bunny fucker, what are you doing?

Bunny fucker.

I have a rabbit in my pants.

you want to pet it you can you can you can caress it kiss and caress

you can call it my little chicken he's gonna give you a kiss right on the lips how do you say

rabbit in french is it co con la pain i thought it was something else nope that's called Spanish

yeah but in french i thought it was co something that's all right carly too i don't know shit

about shit no no no you do you know more than you need to hello the message remember and we'll get

back to you oh give us the machine what a rude bitch try him again right dude i'm upset swear

at him can't you tell yes i can fuming right now it's because you have to fart again that was

awesome i was in the middle of petting him hey what's the name of your cat davi is the boy and

chloe's the girl oh dobby like uh like in harry potter here we go d-a-v-i i don't know i don't

know yeah same spelling right no read shit i'm gonna read that shit man you crazy satanic stuff

you only read the bible right carlito that's it the quran

yeah uh-oh backwards they read it from right to left yeah all right ah aren't you smart

she's a woman you know someone wasn't sleeping in world religions class

all right oh we had this one guy and he was like i swear he probably is part of isis now

he was in our class and he started out like the semester with like just a little bit of a beard

and i swear once we once we got to the part of the history where we're talking about the

quran and mohammed and all that stuff he had his full ass freaking you know jihadi beard or

whatever and the cap and everything and he was talking about how he owns his wife i'm like dude

you took you know who has a beard owns his wife he's a big motherfucker was he moroccan or what

was he he was that breed i don't know he wasn't like that i don't know what to say it's a religion

but okay dude i know moroccan like boyfriends like people women that i've known and they're

They're just so mean to their women.

Oh, my God.

And you know that they are very submissive, right?

The women?

Yep.

Yeah, I think so.

The men are, well, you know about Moroccans.

You're being from France and all that.

She's into Moroccans, Dina.

No, no, I don't know much of those.

But for what I know, they are pretty aggressive towards their women.

Yeah.

And they support that, you know?

They hate all guys named George.

yep especially when those who rub their cock every time man george you really put a number

on dwight last time i'm kind of disappointed in george man george get the kick for the win

george how could you derail poor dwight last night really it's all right i mean do i can't

just hit a we all have bad shows this might be a bad show you never know it just happens

oh for what i know it's a bad one he was bound to have a bad show at some point this happens

It's kind of tough with the BTR thing, because if you strike out with BTR at the shows, you're relying on them.

If that doesn't work, oof.

Yep.

Stupid.

My recommendation to Ken would be to be ready to change into mop mode, you know, if the BTR isn't hitting them.

Like I do.

If one thing isn't working for me, I switch to something else.

Yep.

We call pizza all the night if we need to.

Yeah, we will.

Pizza.

Yep.

How's that tea?

What kind of tea you got there?

Some green tea?

No, Earl Grey.

Earl Grey.

Hey, I got that.

Yeah, like Jean-Luc Picard.

That's why I drink it

Because of Jean-Luc Picard

I love it in the morning

But that's it

I can't drink it

Nerd alert

Whatever

All man's battle station

Who's the nerd here

Who plays the violin still

When she's in her 20s

I'm not in my 20s

No

Neon 30s

Unless you're like

Yo-Yo Ma

You're a nerd

Okay

Yo-Yo Ma plays the cello

Bish

Same thing

The fuck is that

So you're saying

if you can't play the cello you can't play the violin like it's not the same no i was just saying

if you if you need the violin you probably would actually know a good soloist that played it right

yeah okay come on it's jock perlman i already don't care i already don't care me neither bye

bye bye neon oh she hung up go tune your broken violin all right uh someone wants 250 gallon lp

A 250-gallon LP propane tank.

Only the best are left, Cardi.

Only the best are there now.

Yep, that's it.

Yep.

The cream.

Cream de la creme, right?

Yeah.

You ever play a musical instrument?

Uh, piano, when I was young.

Oh, I play the trumpet.

Oh, me too, but when I was older.

What's up, bro?

Now I can do that with my lips.

Yep.

I lost my trumpet lip a long time ago.

Hello?

Hello.

Yeah, how you doing, Haas?

What's up there, big guy?

You looking for a propane tank?

Yeah, did you get it yet?

No, I haven't found one.

Oh, I got one here I was using to make drugs with.

It's empty now.

Yeah, it's empty now.

We stopped making drugs with it because apparently the cops are...

The sheriff was, you know, the sheriff, we had him paid off, but he got mad at us, so

he said he won't accept our bribes anymore, so we think any minute now he's going to,

like, bust in there.

Vic Mackey.

Vic Mackey is on to us.

Yeah.

Yep.

You there, sir?

Yeah.

What did you want to use it for?

Did you want to make drugs with it, or what are you doing?

No, I heat a house.

You're going to heat a house?

Yeah.

Why don't you use electric heat?

I'll drill out propane.

Oh, maybe because you're stupid, right?

It's more expensive.

Don't you know that, sir?

Go nuclear.

Yeah.

That propane is dangerous stuff, man.

That propane, butane, propane.

Yeah, yeah.

It kills you when you're sleeping, you know?

Mm-hmm.

Yep.

Use uranium.

Yep.

You put a piece big like an eraser.

into your furnace and it will heat your house for the next 50 years at tops at top heat and

conditioned air too right don't be ignorant right carlito yes i agree with what the french man said

hello oh he left no he's there you're really pissing me off sir there he goes you see you

see the bad thing with your setup carlito is that i cannot see when he hung up yeah you got to listen

in for that tone that oh that's okay but sometimes it doesn't right um sometimes they click and it

doesn't die yeah but no matter what even if i click hang up it's gonna do this yeah yeah so

unless you hear that noise presume they're still on all right keep talking forever and ever your

call has been forwarded to an automatic i'll try one more time did they hang up so yeah i'm just

Just kidding.

Hey, Carlito.

What?

Yes.

What do you get if you cross a Chrysler and a Fiat?

Criot.

No.

A big car that doesn't start.

And I'm a peach.

I don't know anything about Fiat.

They're owned by Chrysler.

Yeah.

You see?

Neon get it.

Yep.

She laughed.

No, not really.

Because she's Mexican and the Mexican car is a Mexican car.

Yes, you did, Neon.

Don't lie.

All right.

That was a bad joke.

Now I'm laughing.

Yes, it's a lame one.

It's not funny, trainwreck.

It's not funny.

It's not funny, trainwreck.

Are you hitting yourself?

It's not funny.

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, trainwreck.

Stupid, stupid, stupid.

I hear it.

I hear the smacking.

Yeah, I hear it.

Oh, that's not smacking.

Oh, God.

Smacking.

You know how men sometimes make a noise when they masturbate?

Like, uh, uh.

No, the fapping noise.

That's what he's doing.

Yeah, I like it.

I don't know.

Never heard that before?

No.

Oh, Neon, don't go there.

Why would I know? I'm not a dude.

Yeah, but you've been with guys, right?

Ask your husband to go.

We won't go that way, I guess.

I'm sorry, it's rude.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

Someone has a small chihuahua to give to a good home.

Oh, let's Neon take that.

Yeah, Neon, you have a good home?

You're Mexican.

Are you mad?

Come on, Neon.

Sure, bitch.

Oh, God.

Neon!

Talk to us, Neon.

I'll take it, but I don't have a good home.

where my lovely three no where do you go oh my lovely oh my god i'll talk so you guys shut the

fuck up oh yeah it works it works every time yeah fuck yeah i sing better than that i just

did that for the show i'm a really good singer yeah he has a deep voice yeah but you can't sing

in french like trainwreck yeah that's right but cardito can speak pretty good english you know

Pretty good.

Not English.

I was...

I'm in Spanish.

You see, Neon?

What you make me do here?

It's all your fault, Neon.

It's all on you.

Someone has a pick-up truck toolbox.

What's that?

No, no, that's all right.

I was digging myself a hole.

No, that's cool.

A hole.

You can dig out of a hole, too.

Dig sideways.

No.

Where are they?

Neon, I want to know.

I was trying to recreate the fapping noise.

Well, I was interrupting you.

Please continue.

That's why I was bitchy.

Oh, God.

God.

Now I can't start this again.

Yes, you can.

Actually, you know what?

Nunu kind of inspired.

I was going to go get my violin, but...

I don't know.

I don't think I'm going to do it.

What kind of violin?

A violin.

Is it a old one?

A hold.

Yeah, it's kind of old.

Like how much?

It's the kind you hold, yes.

It's the kind you hold, yeah.

Stop making fun of me and my bad English.

Alright, I'll stop. I'm sorry.

I like the H's. Those are the favorite.

I always do that.

H's doesn't exist in English.

Not in Spanish either.

Even when you're on a call, I do it in the middle of it.

Yes, I know that.

Hello.

Hello!

I like to say RV.

Old line.

2005 Honda Pilot.

Four-wheel drive.

drive on the pilots coming four-wheel drive don't you have that carito no it's a escalade right a

cadillac escalade that you drive right oh man hell no i don't drive that shit what i drive

someone said i should say the word brown lure what for neon i don't know what is it carito can

you can you turn just a little bit down the the music because i can barely hear neon okay

Okay, what did you say, Neon?

I want to hear her beautiful voice.

Oh, God.

I'm going to carry away.

I make her blush right here.

Oh, no.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

So what word are you supposed to say?

That you drive a black Cadillac Escalade, right?

Jesus Christ, train, would you stop?

Hang on.

Neon, what's your word?

I don't even know if I'm pronouncing it right.

Bron-lure?

Bron-lure.

B-R-A-N-L-E-U-R?

It must be some kind of joke.

I don't know.

French, I don't know.

What?

Trainwreck, I drive a Honda Civic.

Here, let me type it in.

I don't know what it is.

What's yours, Carlito?

A brawler.

Brawler?

Brawler.

What's that mean?

You can call it a wanker.

The same thing.

Good to know.

Good to know for the press.

You, sir, have a good wank.

Give yourself a good wank.

Is Cobra...

Yeah, Cobra's still in the chatroom.

I don't have permission for him to do this.

I'm sure it's okay.

If Cobra...

If you want to post...

Cobra's building a PC,

and he wanted me to help him out,

but I've been too busy in judging his build.

I know, nerd alert, Neon.

I know, I tuned out.

Cobra in the chat room, since you're in there,

if you want to post a link to your build,

your wish list for the build,

I'm sure everyone here can help you out.

My suggestion is not to do the AMD.

He picked the AMD processor.

Yeah, go Intel, man.

Get an i7.

Yeah.

For sure.

Or a Xeon if you want to do editing.

But not gaming.

No.

But Cobra said no money wasn't really an object,

So I'd say, fuck the AMD, man.

You got to go Intel.

Oh, Carlito, what's the swear that I learned?

Make sure the processor ends in K, the name of it, so that it's unlocked.

What's that?

What's the word that I told you to say if you call a Frenchman, Quebecois, to swear?

Host.

Hostie and tabernac.

Tabernac, yeah.

Yeah.

My cousin used to yell hostie all the time.

and we didn't like it was like don't talk about the eucharist you know like his family was

are you pretty religious um growing up i was you know my mom and dad not really my dad my mom

super religious i mean i was an altar boy till i was in my teenage years i was 16 so i mean i'm not

not now i'm more of a lap i consider myself a lapsed catholic as they say okay yeah so you you

believe but you don't go to church as often as you should yeah not practicing i haven't been

since my mom's funeral i want to say really oh i'm sorry to hear that that was a long time ago

no you do but you don't but you won't say we're sorry you're you're sorry i'm sorry we're both

sorry all right let's have a confession at the moment yes neon will you be the priest no listen

i can be as sorry as they are i'm capable why is that neon because priests have to have it dangling

them and turn their legs all

I think that's going away, man.

Yep.

We're sorry.

No, it's not. It'll never go away.

Not with the Pope.

No, no, no.

And that's okay. I'm okay with it.

What do you mean, not with the Pope?

The current Pope is actually kind of for it, dude.

No, he's not.

What are you talking about?

Poor Francis?

Me and Carlito asked him yesterday, and he was okay with that.

Right, Carlito?

Right, buddy?

They're going to have to.

If they want the priesthood to survive, they're going to have to, because they can't get enough priests.

They're going to have to let him get married, for sure, at least.

Oh, no, no, no.

I don't agree with that either.

Guy, priest, fucking together, making little priests, you know?

You do know the reason they can't get married is over bullshit from, like, the 500s, right?

It's better to abstain than to indulge.

They're the only religion just about that does that shit.

It's ridiculous.

because more trouble than it is it happened because back in the day priests were were landowners as

the priest of a church you were a landowner and when they would get married they would have affairs

and this and that and then after they died the children would fight over the church land and all

this stuff and they were having little wars because a church army what neon really i'm just

This song is very appropriate.

It's called A Bitch is a Bitch.

A bitch is a bitch.

Alright, Wanda has for sale

a Manuel. She spelt it like

Manuel the name. Wheelchair.

If you do the goddamn song and they tell you what a bitch you are.

Let's get a wheelchair for Matt.

Blackjack.

What the goddamn bitch?

Fuck you, bitch.

Yeah, bitch.

Hello?

Yeah, hey, suck my dick, bitch.

You have the wheelchair?

Hello?

Yeah, you have the wheelchair.

It says you have a wheelchair here in your ad.

For sale, manual wheelchair.

Is this Wanda?

Wanda?

Yeah, you have a manual wheelchair.

Oh, it's a wheelchair carrier with a fold-down ramp.

Why didn't you explain that?

Why were you being so technical?

She's ignorant, right?

Ignorant and stupid.

And bitch.

Yep.

And disabled.

Yep.

Or maybe not.

Some people have everything.

Whoa, guys, you have everything here.

Some guys have all the luck.

They have the best parking.

Sing that song.

I know you know that song.

Oh, they got you, Carly Tope.

Some guys...

Oh, the fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's...

It's Rod Stewart, right?

I don't know his name.

Sometimes they're part of what...

Oh, Frenchie.

Who is that that sings this song?

I'm sorry.

Rod Stewart.

Neon light, Rod Stewart.

Fuck yeah, Molly Mae or whatever, yeah.

Have I told you lately?

All right, for sale, two young Jenny donkeys.

What's a Jenny donkey?

I don't know.

Yo mama.

A generator donkey.

A generator of donkeys.

Right.

Good to put with goats.

Why would you put goats with donkeys?

Now ask yourself.

Oh, so that they can make baby?

Make donkey goats?

They can eff up.

Is there a hybrid?

There's no hybrid goat donkey, I think, right?

Yep.

It's the new species.

No.

Yeah.

Oh, you can mix a donkey and a horse, right?

Probably.

Yeah, you can.

They are close, but I don't think the baby will live.

No, they're mules.

They live.

Yes.

Really?

They will if you pray for it.

It's like black people and white people, Kari, too.

They don't get along.

see what they taught them in france dirty french man what would you want to leave france i mean

don't you get like four weeks off vacation and free metal oh i was there um only for like a

small period i wasn't there like for two years or three years though but yeah and you know the

best part what at when it's noon you know at 12 yeah um they have two hour where everything is

closed two hours like in spain yeah so they do not like that it's like it's more like uh you have

time to eat two hours so good yeah correct and everything is closed wow no no supermarket

the gas station are running hospital to police station of course police is it a five is it a

five is it a five day work week or four i do believe it's a five day okay oh you got that

all right well good to know uh what was i calling again donkeys yep trying again oh yeah

bees on free base but you know what i prefer over france czech republic oh god this is beautiful

there you don't hear that every day yeah what part of france were you in the south the gay part

no no carlito i'm waiting for you to go there you know me no no no no you yes union and i've

already been to france i've already been there oh really yeah family there hello oh nice northern

hello hello hello hello hello donkey bonjour he has good food and beer yeah yeah that's right

george and have you ever seen the porn star that are coming from czech republic damn man yeah yep

Yep. Big boobies.

Yep. Boobies.

Fuck you. You don't say that every day.

Wow, guys. You guys love everything.

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guy spelled bike, B-I-C-K-E.

What part of France

do you have family?

The northern, very northern, near the

Oh, Normandy, right?

No, near the border

of France.

Which one? Spain or

Italy? Yes.

okay okay okay yo yo yo so is that near galicia and all that stuff then is that the right area

is it the calisi are you asking me yeah you oh no i don't know wait let me look let me look hold on

all right all right god damn it really get out of my case man all right we've got a bicky for

the name of the department where i was is uh the korez that's the korez

yep okay so uh carlito no not near galicia more in the middle

more in the middle the navara area the bar yeah volcano fuck yeah yep i did i say it

i'm feeling it yes hi uh hi buddy you got eruption you got an ad here you're got a brand new or is

just a bit a bick a 26 inch bick with motor you spelt it b-i-c-k-e it's supposed to be b-i-k-e

are you stupid or you just made a mistake uh pretty stupid mistake buddy it's all right

Alright, what can you tell me about this bike?

What color is it?

Speak white!

Speak white.

How does it go?

How do you make it go?

Oh, start piling and hit go.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Does it have autopilot on it?

Like you hit a button and it drives itself for you?

Does it have the YouTube machine, Carlito?

Yeah, can you get YouTube on it?

YouTube computer?

Why is that?

Does it fly like a pony?

Like my little pony?

Oh, no.

No?

Oh.

Is it like a flight carrier?

Does it come with ET?

Is there OnStar on it, at least?

You motherfucking you.

Does it have a sunroof?

Is it close to a pool?

Can we masturbate?

Hello?

Can you please pump the brakes?

See if they work.

Pump it.

Yeah.

Pump it up.

How do you do wheelies?

Okay.

He's gone, though.

Oh, yeah.

Each fuzz has a good question.

How many gallons is in the tank?

How many gallons in the tank, sir?

Are you getting rid of the bike because you hit somebody with it?

shit I fucked something up here and I gotta

go to task manager

he's still on the meantime

alright I got it yeah this the program

I use now VoxHox it's great

it's great it has one little one other thing

that bothers me of it the conference thing is one

the other thing is that

you can if you close the window

sometimes on the

call that you're doing it keeps a separate window for calls

if you exit out on accident

the call keeps going and you have no

way of hanging it up directly first

you guys have no idea what i'm talking about just a second as it walks the beach fuzz

you guys there what what happened yes i'm here did i did i offend friends

no that's all right all right propane gas logs for sale what

like logs you put in your pro what the hell is that holy shit this guy's so stupid he doesn't

them understand logs are wood not propane if he picks up i'll tell him okay i'm there sorry i had

to do some stupid shit because internet just took me hello yeah hi how are you i see that you've got

some propane gas logs um i don't know if you're stupid or something but uh logs are for wood not

gas it's something different is there a man no honey what i'm explaining is a log is wood is there

there a man that i can explain have explained it to you i took a log in the toilet yesterday

hello you what i took a log in the toilet yesterday anyway is there a man that might

know better than a woman because you're obviously confused you're confusing gas and wood burning

these are for gas burning only why would you these are not for wood burning so you will

so you're going to put a log inside the propane gas tank that's really dangerous and stupid

No, no.

They have a propane gas tank outside of your house.

How do you know?

They run the pipes to your fireplace in your house.

Shut up.

How do you know?

And then they pick them up.

How do you know?

How do I know?

Yeah.

Because I watch them do it.

On the dykes, no.

Yeah.

Right?

Are you straight or gay?

Be honest.

We'll know if you lie.

We feel it.

I can feel it.

Neon, is she gay?

Can you determine?

harman is is the is she the gay for pay you know hold on madam she's still there you gay you gay

for pay i can feel it they're all doing that tonight they all like sit there in silence

yep yeah it's the sound of silence the sound of silence yep that's a good song right it is yes it

is yeah there's two versions of it there's two virgins of it versions yeah two virgins i like

no i said version i didn't say hello yeah hello ma'am hello yeah jean yeah yeah i have a lesbian

on the line she's gonna determine if you're a lesbian also go ahead neon are you shaved are

you waxed are you uh hairy like a beaver do you like cream pie if she's a lesbian she won't right

shut up train wreck okay ma'am do you do you like it hot is that why you're selling the propane tanks

she didn't answer

she must be

she was looking

she dropped the phone maybe

she put the phone in there for you train

she stuffed it up

oh yeah talk to me

she's like oh yeah

I feel the vibration on my clit

right

viva la revolution

all right

viva fidel

Oh, yeah, it's great, because I'm Puerto Rican.

Thank you for insulting me.

I'm joking with you.

I know, I'm kidding.

Yes, but I agree, though.

Viva la revolución.

Yay!

Viva la raza.

Wow, see that with her, with the Mexican stuff?

Si se puede.

La raza.

Viva a culo.

A culo.

Sur trece.

Viva.

you know the dominican there's a dominican gang that's really big called dominicans don't play

what is it thank you for calling technical support you are speaking with trouble

hi yeah let me help you sir yeah you can uh you can help me how can i help you may i know

that's for me hello you've called us for this yeah yes but go ahead i'm waiting because it

It is a technical support.

It's more of a technical issue, sir.

If you have any technical concern, you can call us back at any point of time.

If you don't, then have a good end time.

Bye-bye and take care.

I'm trying to watch a masturbation video, and it doesn't work.

It won't go up, sir.

Damn it.

They're getting onto us.

I hope they get on you.

You call for this?

There you go.

Hello?

New song.

Oh, shit, that's a good one.

Shazam it.

It's the new hit in India, everybody.

They just got touchstones.

they're doing amazing stuff with touchstones over there in india now man

sending a code out they are hacking our phone right away

this is this song is called ulu namaste

hypnotizing you with their tones i'll call the next one fuck this

yeah next it's ravi shankar sloth has that song called ulu kapata i thought he was joking when

He said he had a song

No, it exists

I heard it

I love my answer

This is a song called

Stupid Owl

Man, I need something, man

I need a 20% of that

This call may be recorded

For quality and training purposes

Thank you for calling

Life PC Expert

You're talking to a big shake

How can I help you today?

I'm talking to a what?

Sorry, sir?

I'm talking to a what?

You're talking to a big shake

A shake?

Shake?

Oh, shake

What's up, shake?

Jake?

I'm really fine, sir.

How about you?

Oh, you had some good pranks the other day.

I liked them.

Okay, that's good.

Yeah.

I like your beard.

You have a nice beard?

Sorry?

You have a nice beard?

My wife likes Indian men with a good beard.

No, no, no.

Are you airy downstairs?

Does that beard go all the way down, sir?

Yes, it does.

Don't lie.

I know.

Does it follow the hidden trail?

Oh, shit.

Uh-oh.

Oh, yeah.

Now we are getting it.

My wife likes it.

Can you make the computer go?

Yeah, I will do that.

Sir, can you bend it like that?

Mom, you are not audible to me.

Hello?

Audible.

Am I audible?

Hello?

Can you hear me okay?

Yes.

We can hear you fine.

You're just ordering the pop-up bowl, right?

Yes, it's okay.

Now, you are audible.

I'm the boss, yes.

Can you make the computer go?

Computers?

Yes.

Yes, I'm an engineer for computers.

I provide support for computers and laptops and printers.

So how can I help you today?

You need to make it go.

Go?

Yeah.

What go?

The computer doesn't go.

Go, where does it have to go?

To the network.

Network, it doesn't go on network?

Yeah, it needs to go on the internet, on the network, you know?

So we can look at things and do things with it, you know?

I'm so sorry, I'm not able to understand you.

What's your name?

Eddie.

Jerry.

So, Jerry, I'm so sorry, I'm not able to understand you clearly.

Where does your computer need to go?

To the Internet.

I think that's obvious.

What else do you do with it?

Yes, of course, a computer needs to go on Internet.

Stupid.

If it has any Internet connections.

Stupid.

So, do you have Internet connections?

Well, like the computer, it's in the box.

It's, I still have to put it together, you know?

No, I tried that.

It didn't work.

I put the box next to the modem and it didn't do anything.

Well, yeah, because it's still in the box.

It needed to connect it.

Yeah, what do I do?

Oh, Jerry, are you kidding?

I'm going to pull up your computer and then connect it,

and you will enjoy the Internet after that, okay?

Yeah, but I don't know where the cable goes where.

I don't know what to do.

You don't have the cable?

I don't know how.

There's a lot of cables here.

I don't understand what they do.

Yes, you can connect it by cable, by wireless.

No, the mouse, the keyboard is not connected.

I don't know where it goes.

Keyboard is not connected?

No.

Jerry, it is a professional line.

If you need any help,

kindly tell me.

I will help you out, okay?

Okay, Bhenchod.

Fine.

No problem.

Okay, that's great.

Thank you, Jerry.

Have a nice day.

Bye.

Judy, Judy.

Judy.

Hey.

Oops.

I thought he was gone.

You hung up on him.

Yeah, I thought he was gone.

Okay, that's all right.

We can talk to him later.

Go ahead, Traynor Rick.

Have fun with this one.

Okay.

Was I interrupting you too much?

A little bit.

Sometimes I do that, unintentionally.

My name is Eat Shit, how may I help you?

Oh, it's sound too low, Carlito. Call him back.

His name is Eat Shit. Hey, how you doing, sir?

You can't help me? How you money make?

Yeah!

Let's try that again.

Uh, uh...

I can do it good, though. I've trained, you know?

Uh-oh. Hello?

Uh, uh...

Hold on, sir. I'm nearly finished.

Neon, Neon, go with me.

I'm going to have the tokens to do that.

She's the tokens.

The what?

I'm going to pay for it.

Release depression.

Oh my god, that sounds like so old.

Like an old person just came, dude.

Then he grabs his heart

and he's like, oh!

that's how i'm gonna go out fapping oh it'd be so embarrassing because i'll probably have

porn on the computer and it'll be there for a while no no yeah don't you want to die with

someone with you the cats no or on you the cats oh that's gross or in you ah

oh yes no you have to go like uh if you were to motivate the person you know oh that's good

you're doing fine uh-huh keep going uh-huh they were connected is that right they were

connecting they hung up what's going on trainwreck calm down what's going on

here's a different one trainwreck now here's your chance i could just imagine

like yes you're having fun yes uh-huh yeah you're almost there oh my god that feels great

oh my god oh my god that one just hangs up now i think they're starting to block us some of these

Oh, shit.

Ejaculation complete.

It was the French heavy breathing.

The Quebecois heavy breathing.

French are good at smoking cigarettes,

smoking,

surrendering.

Hello?

Thank you for calling Ayogi Technical Services.

My name is Vinay. How can I help you today?

Oh, it's yours, Cardito.

Oh, yeah. Hi. Yes. Can you fix the computer?

Yes, sir. Definitely.

What is the problem you're facing?

It doesn't go.

So where it doesn't go?

Anywhere. It doesn't do anything.

Okay. Nano, what computer you are using?

I can look at the box. It's inside the box.

You have not opened it yet?

This is Compact Presario 1420.

Okay. And what Windows you are using on that?

I don't know.

When did you bought this computer?

It came in today.

Today. Okay. So it must be having Windows 8 on it, right?

I don't know.

Okay. And what is the problem with it, sir?

It's in the box.

So you need help setting it up?

Yeah.

Okay, not a problem, sir.

Just give me a minute.

Let me get you to a right department.

No.

Stupid.

Punch on.

Bitch.

They have a hardware department.

Okay, do HP Consumer Products support.

No, they don't.

It's just an auditory scanner.

Hey, here you go, buddy.

Take this one.

You know.

It said HP.

If you're calling regarding the power cord replacement program, please visit our website

at HP.

Dude, he actually transferred us to HP.

Oh, my God.

Are they lazy?

Oh, I just wonder if HP even knows that they're doing that shit.

well they are not supposed to i guess it's real man i don't think he should be very happy if they

were maybe we should let them know hello he let packard this man in india transform me to you

go go get me a number all right i i go calling my phone support our premium is available 24 7

press 1 for software problems and viruses press 2 for hardware problems press if you're calling

If you're calling about a game console or Xbox, press 1.

If you're calling about an Android phone or tablet, press 2.

If you're calling about an iPhone or iPad, press 3.

If you're calling about another device or issue, press 4.

What are you calling?

Thanks for your patience.

A tech support expert will be with you shortly.

Is this AppleCare?

No, it's ScamRecord.

Oh, cool.

Holy crap, their music are loud as fuck!

Oh, that's alright. It's not their fault.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks for your patience.

A tech support expert will be with you shortly.

It's a big night tonight, guys.

I'm gonna put it in their ass.

Thank you for calling my phone support.

My name is Goro.

How may I help you?

Yes, hi, Goro.

How are you?

I'm fine, sir.

Good.

Yeah.

How may I help you, sir?

I fought you once in Mortal Kombat.

You had four arms.

I need to help with my iPad.

I need help with my iPad, damn it.

Oh, sorry, sir.

We do not support iPad.

But it asked me if you did iPad it asked me if I need to help with iPad and I said yes

I hit number three. Why did it transfer to you?

Stupid stupid motherfucker

Oh my god, okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry

Motherfucker

Have you really been unfaithful?

Sir, if you want help, you need to pay at least $99.95.

Why? Why? No, uh-uh, no.

What are you going to do?

I already checked that.

What are you going to do for me?

How do I pay it, then, stupid?

Sir, I will transfer this call to my supervisor,

and supervisor will help you for the payment.

Fucking asshole. Go ahead.

Sorry?

Go ahead, asshole.

Sir, are you ready to pay or not?

I'll pay. Yeah, I pay.

Okay, just give me one moment.

Stupid.

Can you please give me your name?

Huh? My name?

Can you please give me your name?

Yeah, Gandu.

Good.

And your last name?

Ulu.

Sorry?

Ulu.

Good, very good.

That's great.

And Cesar, as you're not able to understand what I'm telling to you, so I'm going to...

Yeah, because you're Indian and you're stupid and you have an accent.

You do, sir.

Goodbye, sir.

No, I don't.

No, this is normal.

I speak normal.

Thank you for calling my name.

I want to pay.

I pay.

Thank you.

I give you money.

Oh, shit.

Did they refuse you service, like, again, Carlito?

Yeah, because I said shit in the, uh...

Oh.

Go ahead, Trainwreck, you take this one.

All right.

Did you find that one?

I will need help of a sexy lady, Neon.

Our premium tech support is available 24-7.

Neon, Neon.

One out of two, right?

Is Neon gone?

Oh, uh, it's a lollipop, watermelon.

Mine is Rakesh, and how may I help you?

Hey, Rakesh.

Hi, do you like lollipops?

Hello.

Thank you for calling my phone support.

My name is Rakesh, and how may I help you today?

Hey, Rakesh, how are you, buddy?

I'm great, what about you?

Oh, I'm great!

Like, you know, the tiger on the cereal, right?

You don't eat cereal there.

You eat naan bread, right?

Yes.

Oh, which one are your favorite?

Tell me.

I think it's our favorite, butter chicken, etc., etc.

Do you like the beef curtain?

Exactly.

Do you like it?

Yes.

When it's the beef curtain, right?

When you go with the girl and you eat the beef curtain, right?

Between the legs, yeah.

Yeah, right. It's dangling down there, right?

Neon, neon. Help me with that.

Okay.

It doesn't understand.

Hold on, sir. Hold on, Rakesh. I have a problem with my computer.

Sir, does your wife's vagina hang like the sleeve of a wizard?

Yes.

It does? Okay, so if you go shopping out in your town,

does she grab small children with it that it drags so much?

Yeah.

Pay for pay?

My phone doesn't go. Can you help me with that?

Are you on speakerphone right now, sir?

No.

No, we are not. We are the same person.

This is my Siamese twin.

We are linked by the ad, you know?

She's my twin.

She's a girl.

Yeah.

Are you discriminating?

Yeah, really, fucker.

I am a girl.

What are you talking about?

Yeah, she has the pussy.

I can tell you.

I'm fucking right here, son.

What you talking about?

Do you have sister?

Where's your sister so we can ban shoot?

Oh, yeah.

I want to shoot her.

Shooty, shooty.

Carlito, will you earn all the lantern while we fuck her sister?

Yeah, we'll hold the lantern.

Yeah.

sir do you like to do

Kali Mahasakhi day

as you are saying now

your face is a problem

yes yes I am looking

I am trying to access a website

can you verify if it is up right now for me

please

we are looking for the

three stones from Indiana Jones

yep yep

but it doesn't show up

can you verify if the website is up for me

are you in the temple of doom

no no no go um uh open up the the internet explorer okay and type in www.meetspin.com

please it's not showing up there is an error here can does it work on your end m as in mother

E as in elephant, A as in Albert, T as in tennis, S as in sport, P as in penis, I as in internet, N as in Normandy, and N, no, I already told you N, .com.

I'm searching this website.

Yeah, please.

Let me see whether it is working or not.

Yeah.

Is it, are you pinging it right now?

Does it respond?

Yes, it is working here.

I just need to tell you that, like, it could be a reason.

It might be a reason that your computer got affected from infections or viruses.

That is not working.

Or there could be a lot of reasons behind that.

So right now, what I'm going to do, see what is the reason behind this caused computer.

Sure, it's making noise.

Can you hear it?

Go ahead, call it.

It's making noise like, man.

You know, do you hear it right now?

I'm holding the phone next to the speaker.

It's screaming.

Yeah.

Can you hear it?

I'm turning the volume down right now.

What noise is coming from?

Oh, it's coming up from the speaker.

From your sister.

Okay, all right.

Okay, I'm moving far away from the computer right now.

Can you help me with that too?

Okay, okay.

How much do I have to pay?

Is it okay if I pay you in US dollar?

Hello?

Carlito, can you hear me?

Yeah, I'm saying that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right, all right.

First of all, I'm going to see.

What's the price?

First of all, I'm going to diagnose your computer, what is the reason behind that, why the site is not working in your computer.

After that, what I'm going to do, I'm going to diagnose your computer, I'm going to find the root cause of this problem,

and I'm going to tell you the best solution, what you can do in this case. Is that all right?

Yes, yes. Make it so.

Okay, so in order to do that, I just need you to share your computer screen with me here, okay?

Okay, but before going ahead, I just need to ask you some questions related to your computer, okay?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, could you please tell me, you are using a desktop or a laptop?

Oh, it's a desktop.

It's a desktop, okay, fine.

And which operating system you are using, like, is it a Windows 7 or a Windows 8?

Apple.

Okay, you're using a Mac, okay, fine.

Just wait a second.

So, right now, what are you going to do that?

I just need you to follow some steps, okay?

Okay.

Oh, I'm sorry, it's not Mac, it's Linux

It's Solaris

Solaris, yeah

BSD, free BSD

Okay, alright, so right now, what I'm gonna do

Can you help me with that?

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna help you, just give me a sec

Okay, okay

He's an asshole, right, this guy

So right now, you just need to follow some steps, okay

I just want you to open your internet browser

Could you please do that?

On free BSD, there's no internet explorer

Can you open your legs if we open the explorer?

hold on neon he's trying to fix the computer okay go ahead sir okay so if you could if you

are i tell you what i tell you what i tell first let me tell you something hey i'm speaking don't

interrupt me okay last time i told you so yeah if you fix the computer i give you good time with uh

which i'm gonna have good time with her all right with your sister okay please continue all right

okay i want you to look at your computer screen and at the top of your computer screen you can

can see there there's an address bar and something like i'm gonna move forward i'm gonna go near the

computer listen listen thank god something like can you hear it fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck

you fuck you fuck you fuck you how about that hello sir oh god that did it oh neon was too

motherfucking long yeah it was taking too long good work fucking long what are you eating uh

train wreck where you eat wings over there or something?

Huh? A lollipop.

Jesus Christ, you make a lot of noise eating lollipops.

What's wrong with you?

Stop it.

Oh, wow.

Alright, we have a number for

from Nunu.

He says it's for Miss Carter.

Miss Carter.

The mother of a crazy

anti-abortion Burger King bitch. I have no idea

i didn't know that brad as a mother was racist at burger king anti-abortion

yeah hi is that an anus an anus an anus an anus an anus an anus carter i think it is

okay not anus you know you gave it a shot is it an is how can i help you um there was something

thing going on with a Burger King, I guess, and your daughter being a bitch? Really? Yeah. I don't

know. Someone passed it on to me, told me to call you because your daughter was being a stupid bitch.

Wow. I'm glad I'm reporting your call. I don't give you permission. I don't give you permission

to do that. I don't care whether you give permission or not. You're calling my number

and you are harassing me. Well, I think the law does care. I think the law cares. That's great.

They don't care.

Who are you sending that to, ma'am?

The law?

What do you think they're going to do?

They're going to took it and put it in the trash.

Yeah, right.

Bitch.

What's that, honey?

Are you done?

Hey, bitch.

I fought the law and the fucking law won.

How about that?

Oh, my God.

Fuck yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, we paid off judges and the sheriff.

I think we're going to be okay.

Wow, that's so scary.

Why was your

I don't know what happened

What did your daughter do

Just someone told me

She did something bad

At the Burger King

Did she shit in the toilet

No he shit in the tank

Do you know who Nunu is

Do you know him

Do you know Nunu

He works for AT&T

And he wanted us

To make sure that

Your phone worked

Mrs. Anus

Anus

Thank you Nunu

For sending a stupid number

Yeah

Stupid

Yo man

Fuck yes

Alright we're calling

Las Vegas

We're calling a

A factory outlet mall.

And there are several businesses here in the area.

Neon is really big on shopping.

I'm sure she'll be excited.

Actually, I'm going shopping this weekend.

I'm fucking stoked.

What are you going to buy?

I need a new sweater for fall.

A new boot.

Oh, my God.

No, I'm fine with my bags.

I have my Louis Vuitton.

Oh, yeah.

Real shit.

Real Louis Vuitton, right?

Yeah, I do. I do. I really do.

You realize that a real Louis Vuitton is like $3,000 and more, right?

No, it's not. It depends on what you get.

My number pop.

A clutches or a purse?

Bags.

Clutches, then.

Nope, not clutches. I have the tote bags. I have the speedy.

And I have, I don't know the other one. It's like, it's just a sling over one.

About $1,100 each.

Hi, Hushpuppies.

$800 for the wallet.

Hushpuppies, right? Hello?

Yeah, Hushpuppies, damn it.

Yeah, I'm a little confused.

I just got some hush puppies, and they don't seem to be working right.

How long do I put them in for?

90 days.

90 days?

Which store you go to?

Where you want to?

Your store.

The one on the south or the north?

Your store, damn it.

God damn it, yours.

Excuse me?

Your store, god damn it.

Which store?

We got two stores here, sir.

God damn it, south.

South is on Warm Spring and Las Vegas Boulevard.

That's the one.

That's you.

Yeah, let me give you the number.

No, hey, asshole, 705 South Grand Central, that's you, that's why I said South.

No, this is North.

Stupid, no, this is the phone number then.

Excuse me? You don't need to do that kind of language.

Are you a girl or a boy? I'm confused.

I'm trying to talk to you nice.

Okay, can you just, because you're the same place, can you just tell me how long I put the hush puppies in?

To return?

No, to prepare them.

To what?

To prepare them, damn it.

And prepare?

Well, hush puppies, I have to, do I fry them or bake them?

No, this is not an animal store.

This is a shoe store.

It's there.

They're hush puppies.

I know.

I wouldn't eat an animal.

You're an animal.

I wouldn't eat an animal, you monkey.

If you want to talk that way, I don't want to talk to you.

You're going to the wrong store anyway.

Are you girl or boy anyway?

Tell me that.

I don't need to answer that.

So you don't know?

Hey, yeah.

You don't know either?

Are you both?

So good.

He flips a coin every day.

Cardi too.

What?

Echo is back.

Hi, TK, TK.

I took out the U because you're talking too much.

You're talking too much.

Just shut up, Trainwreck.

Yeah, you got to calm down, Trainwreck.

No.

Don't kill my vibe.

Relax.

Thank you for calling

the Wolverine Company

and telling us, Ricky.

Get me on the end.

Yeah, hi.

Hello?

I'm sorry that I said that.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I was about to

please on you.

No, please don't, okay?

I already got in trouble

I got your number, okay?

I got in trouble.

So don't talk to me

dirty like that.

I'm sorry.

I got in trouble.

This is not an animal story.

Calm down.

Don't ask me about

how to bathe a dog.

I'm not asking to bathe a dog.

I'm asking how to

to cook the hush puppies how to fry them look i don't know about nothing but a dog you're calling

the wrong number are you stupid i didn't say a dog it's a food you dumb motherfucker i don't care

stupid you keep talking to me like that i will call the police on you i got the number no no no

no no no please no no no no no no no no i'm sorry you can say bad words because i will call

the police on you no don't please i'm sorry stop calling me now fuck you now fuck you now no you

You fuck.

No, you.

You first.

Whoa.

Was that a boy?

I don't know.

It won't tell me.

They're working at a shoe store.

What the fuck?

It's a lady boy.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

So good.

What are you eating, Trainwreck?

Pussy.

Hey, was that a girl or a boy?

Was that a girl or a boy who just answered the phone?

What do you mean?

Well, I couldn't tell if it was a female or a male from the voice.

Could you tell me?

Because I'm making a negative report on this person.

Stupid motherfucker, you.

What's your name?

Huh?

What's your name, goddammit?

No, this is Hush Puppies, the North Store.

I need to know, I got Hush Puppies today.

I need to know how long I need to put them in for to get them ready to prepare them.

The Hush Puppies.

Oh.

For consumption.

To use them, stupid.

To eat them and use them.

Yes, you can.

They're not edible.

They're Hush Puppies.

Of course they're edible.

I've been eating Hush Puppies all my life.

Stupid.

We're eating, so we wouldn't be able to answer that.

Well, you're real fucking stupid, aren't you?

then why did that person not tell me that

instead of just yelling at me about the police?

Sure, just, um...

You're pissing me off.

You're really pissing me off, man.

I think.

Bye.

Wasn't your best, Carlito.

This show sucks.

No, it doesn't.

It does.

See what...

Nothing losers.

You have great guests with you.

Train just said that the show isn't good with my best, so...

Fucking train wreck?

You're out of here.

No, I told it wasn't your best call.

You're out of here, train wreck.

No!

Get rid of him.

Don't kill my vibe.

Train wreck, you need to calm down.

you know what train wreck you need to put that lollipop way in your mouth

don't bite down on me no you can't bite down you're you're practicing

for you know you want to practice see how much you can get your lips around it french milk

oakley vault the oakley vault yeah speaking how am i healthy yeah hey how are you is this oakley

vault don't worry about it okay don't worry about who i am okay is this oakley vault oh can i come

without my shirt okay cool and we'll do something do you have glasses that'll make me look like

really cool yeah can i wear them for like prostitution like to you yeah like it'll be

real cool for that we have someone that will play with you who your mom is she there your mom oh

she's hot i love her she is like she's like one of your friends mom yeah whatever whatever that

means yeah go ahead go ahead can sir sir hold on you need to calm down little chicken hey cardito

Did he say that we can bring the baseball bat so that we can test the glasses?

Oh, yeah.

Can we bring a baseball bat and a BB gun?

What's that?

No, before that.

That?

Yep.

Your mixer is acting weird.

Yep.

Oh, fucking Burberry.

We go at Hermes, then.

Thank you for calling Burberry.

Holy crap.

Do you just call it Hermes?

Yes.

Holy crap.

Do you know how it's really said?

Oh, yeah.

Since it's a French name, I can't tell you in French.

How do you say it, though?

Hermes.

No.

That's the way they say it here.

Oh, okay.

Edmus in Spanish.

Well, it's not the way it's supposed to be.

Well, how do you say it then?

Edmice.

It's Greek anyway.

All right, Disney Store.

Man, call the Disney Store.

Why do you want to do calls?

Disney Store closed.

Actually, I heard a lot of those Disney Stores were closing, right?

Why?

Bad economy.

He's still crapping though

I don't think we have Damien

In Canada

They had him in Florida

Like in Orlando

And it was weird

Because like

You could just go to

You could just go to Disney

And buy it

Yeah

This shit cheaper

Princess

Robe and

All that shit

Adidas

adidas did she really say adidas yeah they some people say it that way

that's what my mom used to say oh carlos i like your adidas thank you for calling the

adidas premium outlet i did not recognize that as a valid entry hello i did not recognize that

who cares neon is typing on their on her iphone i think sounds like our ipad

what is it neon an iphone or not so how may i help you hey are you cleaning the toilet

okay um i'm here at the nike factory store this is bill we got we got a palette of your clothing

here like it got dropped off here you need to get this shit out of here man i don't have room for

this you got a palette of all of our shipments yeah a whole bunch of stuff i don't i don't have

time for this crap it says one piece two please fleece and gown and it's halloween gowns something

like that i'm gonna start giving this stuff away unless you people come here and get this shit out

of here fedex drop it off over there yeah okay that's not a problem who should i can send someone

over who who should the sales associate ask for um aculo how do you spell that a-c-u-l-o okay

that's another problem i'll send a sales associate over um and then we'll start i'm being serious you

need to hurry the hell up all right because you guys have about 10 minutes before i start giving

this stuff out to our customers we'll be over there all right damn it good for her all right

we'll send a few people to the nike store and then ask about the thing and that's funny i did

did this once already it was funny hey damn it how are you i'm here i'm at the nike store and

i'm real upset at you why because we got a we got 10 boxes of your shoes or something here

yeah you need to get this shit out of here motherfucker i don't have room for this right

now i don't have time for this here hold on let me talk to my manager real quick hold on

asshole let me talk to my manager hold on i heard you the first time i'll burn myself with a lighter

shit. Are you smoking, Carlito?

No. Oh, did you burn them?

No. You're playing with it.

What were you doing that you burned yourself?

Lighting it. Why?

Carlito just got stabbed,

guys. Oh my god!

He's like a knife! No!

Carlito, don't die! He's dying on

the air, people.

Now I'm cold. I went from hot to cold.

Ah, poor Carlito.

hey you know what you need to play um no yes yes yes yeah you people need to get over here

to the nike store where i work and get these you got two pallets of book uh of your um of

your stuff here of your shoes and apparel i guess yeah like somebody from our shipment crew might

have they left it here someone they left it here and the guy said you better sign for this i don't

have time for this i need to go home i have a wife he said and he was really rude yeah he said

this is for you people

and I told him

it's not for us

and he said

F-U-C-K to me

and he threw the papers

at me and he left

he pulled out of here

okay

the FedEx guy

listen

Nike?

yeah the Nike factory

store here by you

listen you got about

10 minutes before

I start throwing this

stuff out the back

and giving it away

okay

give me a quick sec

hurry up

god damn it

I don't have time

for this shit

don't look at me

okay

I'm not trying to

listen

what's your name?

I got a lot of

shit to do

this is Clark

oh yeah

we're busy too

doesn't mean

Yeah, well, you're busy and incompetent

because we got your stuff here, apparently.

Okay, that is not my fault.

We'll take care of it, but you don't have to be rude.

Just come down.

We'll send somebody over.

Okay, come down.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

I'm going to be in so much trouble with my boss.

Hello?

You are being ignorant.

Hey,

it's big amber hey big amber how are you

okay i have one of my people going to your store if you can where do you want him to go do you have

it's too late come right come inside and get this shit out of here right now come to the front door

You don't have to be rude, okay?

Ask for me.

You're such an asshole.

Hey, motherfucker.

Get your shit out of my store, I said.

There she goes.

Yep.

Would you stop eating that lollipop, for the love of God?

Oh, I'm finished.

It's five minutes ago.

I keep hearing you sucking on something.

No.

Ugh.

As it is, we now have two people going over there to pick up shit that doesn't exist.

Let's call the guests in the factory store next door.

Hey, you're back.

Thank you for calling the technical part.

Please leave us a message.

I got some aloe from the hand.

What are we doing, fucking aloe?

The man don't play with aloes?

Transfer the call to the next available agent.

Thank you.

I got a hand fidgeting thing.

Thank you for calling Ivy Technical Services.

My name is Shabankar.

How may I help you today?

Your name is Shabankar?

Yes, my name is Shabankar Shah.

Oh, that's the sound it makes when I take a shit in the toilet.

It goes Shabankar.

Hello?

Can you hear me?

I'm waiting for you to say something.

You're really pissing me off.

Yes, tell me.

How can I help you?

you you can do your job do you have any problem with your computer yeah it doesn't work right

what is the problem you have it comes up really big it says banchu on it banchu like that really

big i called and i let one of you guys take control of my computer to fix it do you have

an account with ayogi yeah i paid money and then i let the guy call in and he connected to my

computer remotely and he deleted a bunch of stuff he said you know okay just provide me your account

account number.

Huh?

Provide me your

account number.

Uh,

three,

seven,

six,

four,

two,

oh,

eight,

seven,

X,

R,

L,

one,

four,

seven.

This is not the

account number.

Um,

four,

two,

one,

eight,

seven,

K,

five,

L,

B.

Thanks for

providing all the

information.

Have a great

day.

Good karma.

Don't go.

Do karma.

He said it.

Never heard anyone

would say good karma to me before i didn't know that was well there's a first time for every team

indeed thank you yes yes um seriously can we can i give you a request yes you sent me two numbers

to do right didn't you i'm not sure you did earlier let me look oh no no i asked you to

find number i thought you sent me two no oh i don't think so but that's all right uh i just

You just received a form from submitaprank.com.

You know the website?

What's it called?

Submit a prank.

You know the form?

Who made that?

Dashie?

No, no, no.

I'm joking with you.

Oh, okay.

Because back in the past, you used...

Oh, request a prank.

Okay.

Yeah, request a prank.

Yeah.

All right.

Because I was...

The joke was that...

Well, it doesn't work anymore.

I got you.

So you got a number then?

You need to call the petty officer.

Petty officer.

we talked to a petty officer like what two days ago uh on my show yeah but it didn't work

with the devil like i don't remember the number oh can i i can provide you some but yeah there

will be all clothes i guess uh all recruiters well let's try in hawaii you know there's recruiters

in hawaii navy what do you want navy army or air force um marines marines go with marines

i i think you you will be a great marine oh no i'll never do that looking for a few good men

neon army navy air force or marine marines marines all the way yeah yes why because they're the

biggest the baddest and no you you will you if you have to choose one to go into well the marines

probably wouldn't take me because i'm a woman but oh there is girl there i think

yeah marines marines so cardito i think the air force is your choice right

navy right no no he told me on my show yeah is it true that the marines are part of the navy

i don't know is it true that the marines are part of the navy like a department of the navy yes

oh that's pretty right on the field oh then i don't want to be in the marines and that's pretty

gay okay have a good one then don't people make fun of you guys

In the Navy!

What were you calling?

Were you calling Marines or were you calling the Navy?

That was Marine.

Oh.

You guys weren't doing the prank, so I jumped in.

Oh, we didn't know it was ringing.

Call him back.

Dumb Dumbs.

Here's a different one because he's going to be on guard.

Get it?

Get it on guard.

Here you go, Trainwreck.

Thank you.

Good luck.

Screw it up.

I will.

It's Gunny Matthews speaking.

Yes, I would like to enroll.

Say again?

I would like to enroll, to go into the Marine, the UMC.

You know, the Marine Corps, right?

Is that what it's called?

Yes.

I just got my citizenship card.

I'm from Europe, and I want to join, serve my country.

Okay.

What's your name?

Do I have my own gun at the end of the, what's it called, the basic training?

No.

No?

I don't have a gun.

you don't need a gun oh i don't need a gun no i i thought it was a regular issue there that you

have a gun right you will be issued one you will yeah yeah yes can i keep it no why not even the m9

oh no i'm sorry you don't get the m9 right you got the new colt right we have the m9 oh you you got

what no they told me marine got the the new colt you know the the one that um the 45 right we do

do have a 45 as well okay what's what's it called the uh the m9 is the nine millimeter right correct

okay which one do you prefer what's your name sir mr train it's a polish name what is he r a i n

like uh like the like the train on the railroad you see it's it means something else in my country

all right hold on one second okay okay carlito jump in with me all right okay okay hello is it

the same person that i just spoke with no no this is a sergeant garengo oh i'm sorry uh yeah the

other guys told me that i he was promoting me i'm now uh sergeant master rank two uh do you

salute an officer oh sir hello sir are you there i'm sorry sir are you there hello yeah um this

guy's he's uh from france he just got citizenship and he's interested in joining the marines oh

Oh, okay.

Because he wants to surrender, you know?

What?

Surrender.

What do you mean?

He's surrendering to you on the phone.

I'm kneeling.

I put a kneel.

Yeah.

Yep.

Is it Sergeant Banchon on the phone, Carlito?

I don't know.

Sergeant.

Petty officer.

Oh, okay.

Hey, motherfucker.

What's your problem, goddammit?

Are you racist?

Sir.

Okay, hung up.

Yeah, hang up.

Sucks.

Bye, asshole, stupid Marine.

Bye.

just say just like totally like insult him and then say sir at the end

like hey motherfucker

all right all right all right all right we'll try this i'm gonna tell them that you're gonna

surrender them okay because you're french yes keep three more minutes but after i have to go

oh oh no yeah it's being late here just talking french too all right when i tell you when i tell

Alright Stalin, I will

Alright, here's the first one that I called

Maybe he'll pick up

Let me change the caller ID

That's a good idea

Fire bullets and bomb bullets too

It's Bob Vance, thank you

Hello

Yes, this is Mr. Train, I'm from Europe

I would like to enroll

Join the Marine Corps

Hello?

I would like to burn Gook Village Bayonet Babies Napalm Charlie, right?

Sorry, English is not good.

Can we restart the conversation, please?

Why?

Hey, at the end of my service, can I keep my gun?

Listen, I'm a lieutenant commander.

You better respect me.

Salute!

Hello?

It's pretty dumb.

Stupid monkey.

I don't think you want to enlist.

Nope.

Enroll.

Yeah, we're saying it's enlist.

oh enroll is not the same thing no well not necessarily enroll you'd just be signing up

for a newspaper or a library card or school it's so it's so complicated

or homosexual life no it's not really you got it train you got it you could do it train come on

kill those fuckers

so neon is leaving

trains and what am I

going to do just sit

here by myself

I ain't leaving yet

son

all right guys

sad shit

bye train

bye bye

thanks Rhonda

it was that lollipop

I guess so

I'm just in that

lollipop

maybe it wasn't

really a lollipop

it was his boyfriend

probably

alright I'm looking

Looking for numbers.

Oh, my God, George, you're mean.

George, what'd you say?

Looking for numbers.

I already said that, right?

I'm looking for the Lowe's that I call in Honolulu.

Oh, yeah, you're looking for Chris.

Chris?

That's the guy's name.

Yes.

With the feather hat.

Yeah, the feather hat.

The Apache guy.

The one guy.

He started laughing when I brought it up about his voice.

He sounds like an Apache chief.

Thank you for calling Lowe's.

For instructions on deliveries, press 1.

For scheduled installations, press 2.

Commercial sales, press 3.

Appliances, press 4.

Lumber and building materials, press 5.

Flooring, press 6.

Hardware and tools, press 7.

Ranking number 7.

Hardware and tools, please hold.

Let's celebrate.

Hardware?

Yeah, hey baby, how are you?

Can I help you?

Where's Chris at?

What is that?

Where's Chris at, damn it?

Oh, Chris.

Oh, I'm not sure if he's working today.

Why not?

You think he's home?

Oh, I don't...

What is that?

You think he's at home?

Oh, I don't know.

Can you give me his phone number?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'll transfer you to a customer service.

No, are you in tools then?

No, I'm just a weekday team.

You're a what?

A weekday team customer service.

But Chris is not here.

Sorry, so someone else...

I need to talk to a man in tools.

Who knows how to use tools?

Not a woman.

Okay, I'll transfer you to tools then.

Hold on.

Oh, God.

Thank you.

Help me direct your call.

Hey, honey.

How are you?

I'm good.

How are you?

Oh, I'm okay.

You know, I'm okay.

I'm an erection.

Can you transfer me to tools?

Sure.

Hold on.

Trying to sneak in little curses here.

I had to mute.

I was laughing.

Slow night.

Slow night here.

The whole world, how may I help you?

Yeah, Chris ain't there today, huh?

He had the 5 to 2 shift.

He's at a prostitution?

Huh?

You said he's a prostitution? What?

No, he had the 5 to 2 shift.

2 in the morning?

No, 5 in the morning to 2 in the afternoon.

Oh, you don't have to have an attitude with me.

You don't have to have an attitude with me.

I wasn't. I was just telling you.

Alright, asshole. I have a question about a certain tool that I'm trying to get here.

You guys should have it.

what it's the main machine the main machine main machine let me look that up real quick

you didn't even look it up you didn't even look it up we don't have it all right i got a i got

an item number then all right give me a hang on let me get my pad one eight five four seven five

item number one eight five four seven five hurry up give me a moment hurry up damn it

god you take so long have a good night i don't think they're gonna go anywhere

Have me work tomorrow?

I'll do it.

Shut up, asshole.

You guys think he's even looking?

Hang on, I'm going to mute.

All right, he can't hear us.

You think he's looking at all?

No, I think he just put the phone down.

Yeah, I think he did.

I'm just going to call back.

Take it.

Do it.

We'll do a different apartment.

Thank you for calling Lowe's.

Is that better sounding to you?

Yeah, do it, do it.

No, I mean the sound.

Please hold.

Oh, yeah.

No, they were loud.

There was a lot of shit going behind them.

This is a slow show today.

Thank you for calling Lowe's.

for information on deliveries press one for scheduled information

for millwork press one paint press two plumbing press three lighting and transferring to paint

please hold hey damn it okay god damn it extension three five one it's at the paging

paint department yeah hey paint how you doing how you doing boy okay how are you good uh can

Can I bring something in and you can, like, match the color?

Yeah, we'll match it.

All right, can you match this one here that I'm showing you?

Where?

This one right here.

I'm showing it to you on the camera.

I don't know.

I don't see you.

Where are you?

I'm here.

I'm showing it to you on the phone.

Huh.

What?

No, I can't see it on the phone.

You can't?

Can you transfer me to an extension?

I beg your pardon?

Can you transfer me to an extension if I gave it to you?

What extension is that?

351.

Sorry.

351, please.

Neon said something.

I'm sorry.

I thought it was on mute.

Whatever.

See if I can direct the call.

Thank you for calling mode.

Let me listen, let me listen.

Para instrucciones en espanol, marque 3.

For directions to the store, press 1.

Stupid, how is that?

To reach a department directly, press 5.

Or to speak with the operator, press 0.

Please hold.

Can you transfer me to an extension, please?

to what extension 351 351 yeah who is it that you're looking for sorry um i just have the

extension i'm with the transportation company um 351 i don't think that exists that's why hold

on let me try do it yeah 351 doesn't exist on our line uh what about line 50 50 hold on let me try

no what um what a piece of shit who gave you that extension numbers the chat room yeah it's not

That's nothing. That's none of our extension numbers.

This guy, ZK2K, gave it to me.

Hawaiian Superman.

We went from Black Superman to Hawaiian Superman.

Yeah, that song that you got on hold is really bothering me.

The song that you had on hold was really bothering me.

Can you transfer to line 50? Is that not working?

What department were you looking for?

Line 50.

I'm not too sure what that is.

I don't have a department. I have a line number. It's 5-0.

Who were you looking for?

For line 50, whoever answers there.

I'm not too sure what line 50 is.

Well, try to do it. Just try it.

Because there was a woman trying before, and she's a woman, and she messed it up.

Remember, what did this have to do with?

Transportation. I want transportation.

Transportation?

Yeah.

You're looking for Lowe's, right?

Yeah. I'm providing transportation for someone there that said to call back.

Okay.

You can also try, can you try to dial 320-350?

320-350?

Yeah.

Let me see where that transfers you.

All right.

Do you know who you're providing transportation to?

I mean, I talked to a few people.

I didn't get names.

I'm just, I'm waiting.

I'm here.

Can you, I mean, this costs, I'm getting in trouble with my boss.

If you could help me out, please.

Okay, let me see what I can do.

You sent that number.

Good.

You sent that wankers.

All right.

I give up.

I give up on everything.

I'm leaving.

No, I'll stay on until the top of the hour.

Then I'll give up.

I don't know what to do.

The fuck is Dwight at?

I don't know, man.

That's a good question.

We could use him right now, probably.

He'd know what to do.

I know, man.

Alright, so here's the first wanker.

A person named A. Jones.

Okay, A.M. Jones.

Motherfuckers on my back like I shot the fucker, nigga, you ask me.

Because my mama's a motherfucker.

This bitch, that nigga, this nigga, that in the mean.

Why my pop fang to say this shit here?

Make it more in a week than a doctor makes in a year.

So why not call myself a...

It's better than pulling a trigger and going up the river.

And then I get caught in the...

Nothing. No pick up, no hang up, no nothing.

Oh my God.

Bullshit.

Yo, I guess I'll be a nigga for life.

You know what? I'm going to take a break.

I'm going to take a scheduled break here

And hopefully when I come back

I'm in a clearer head and the numbers pick up

I would ask that you guys

Send in numbers if you could

That would help out

Send them to me in the chat room

Give them to Nunu or give them to me

Whatever

Alright we'll do that

If anyone else wants to join the call

You can too

I'd appreciate that

Trainwreck you're here right

You came back?

No.

Fran Rick didn't come back.

Neon, so we're still talking.

I'm here.

But I'm taking a break, so sorry.

I gotta go.

Hey, I'm here.

Hey, you're here.

All right, hang on.

Both of you, hang on.

Okay.

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Thank you.

Okay, bye.

Runtown's radio will be back right after this.

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I hope that when you die, they put your GPS in your box and a trapdoor at the bottom.

So when you die, you open a trapdoor at the bottom, the GPS, and you go straight.

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You are bigger than a woman.

You are better than a woman.

We'll always be behind you.

Do not let a woman ever, ever make you who you are.

Let's take them back.

I was confused, my mind kissing the girl.

Confusion occurs coming up in the cold world.

Daddy ain't around, probably out committing felonies.

my favorite rapper used to sing check check out my melody i want to live

we are now uh train wreck has dropped however we are joined by enigma enigma sir

how's it going hello enigmatic just doing good

Yep, Neon's still here I think

Yep

Good

And yeah, Dwight's online

Neon just tried to add him

Hopefully he joins

Free yayo

Alright

We'll take a look at what's blinking here

See if we got any numbers we can hit on

turned out to be a mouse this beef shit is for the birds let's go with the wankers

against my better judgment because the first two

but i recharge got some new water i put ice in it so it's nice and cold i changed my clothes

got a change of clothes were you doing a wet t-shirt contest no i was just sitting here

sweating i don't know why i changed everything i put a bunch of gold bond on and i did that

Hello, you're not available now.

Please leave your name and sleeping pills.

I hurt my ankle, and I did take one of my Ambien, too.

So hopefully that'll alter my mind a little bit.

I'll do better.

Because in my mind, I can't do good pranks if I'm sober, apparently.

I have to do something.

I think the callers know that you're sober, too.

Yeah, it's like, fuck, he sucks when he's sober.

We ain't calling.

We're not picking up.

That's a sober ring.

All right.

Oh, we also changed the music from NWA to Rage Against the Machine.

let's see what that does no answer from dwight huh damn i even sent him a boob pic and everything

yeah you think that would no enigma was easy but uh you have to beg him hello miss jones

hello yeah that is that jones can you wake up please yes i'm awake okay good can you check

your bathroom for me why i need you to go into the bathroom flush the toilet see if the water

comes out or if it has any other like maybe it's urine or something that was stupid my approach

like ask her she's bridget jones is this the same lady yeah and she hung her right up yeah

more of that tonight more of that tonight here's a different jones

yeah is that mr jones yeah yeah were you just in bed sir of course i was all right well this

is your wake-up call uh you had put in for a wake-up call at this time no well the computer's

is not wrong it's perfect it called you you said what what firms is you signed up no you signed up

for a daily 5 30 a.m wake-up call sir no we haven't well did you need to opt out of it yes

certainly we don't want a wake-up call uh you have to punch in your code to unlock it i haven't got

one i can give it to you to punch it in now on the phone to unlock it no thank you i don't want

this again thank you it's gonna call you right back it's gonna call you right back pardon it's

It's going to call you right back if you don't put in the code, sir.

I can't control it.

What code's this?

You have to put 74 hash.

No, I don't put a hatch in on my code.

Yes, you do.

Thank you. Bye.

Do it, motherfucker.

No hash.

Were you in bed, sir?

No.

Yes. I told you it was going to call you back.

The computer, I can't help it.

I don't put a hatch in.

I don't trust you.

I don't know what this is all about.

out will you please stop it and just just go away just put just put seven four and i'll put the hash

in i can put seven four in okay go ahead and i'll put the hash yeah i can't see i haven't got my

glasses on hurry up motherfucker i can't see i haven't got my glasses on try try your best

nine two three four five six that's i'll have to get my glasses hang on

up. I think he was going to fall out of bed.

Mr. fucking Dwight McClendon.

Dwight! I fucked motherfuckers for a living.

Thank you. Oh, shit.

We're sorry. I think they left it off

the hook. Yep, they did.

We're sorry. Insufficient fund.

Oh, I'm out of credits.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Pay your bill, son. Pay your bill.

Oh, shit. I'm going to have to grab the wallet now.

Oh, my God. And grab your dick.

Well, that's a gimme.

Oh.

I do that every time. I'm like, hey, I'm going to get a drink of water

It could be like a man, right?

Oh, I don't.

I gotta save my credit card.

Yay!

Oh, give it to us.

No.

I don't know.

Okay, hit place order once and it didn't do anything.

There we go.

Alright.

Okay, here we go.

Calling them back.

Way faster than doing that with Skype.

Oh, so there was an election here then.

Says Nunu.

Gotcha, Nunu.

I see it.

I'm picking up his time.

Leave him alone.

okay so that was number ending in 10 12 here's the next one david jones

all right so we'll go with the election route then excellent

i'll try again heisenberg's in the chat room asking about blog talk calls all you guys did

was complain last night apparently about them and now you want them you poor dwight alone right

do i have we talking shit yep they said you're now they want you back now they want you back

Fuck.

They want you.

Too bad.

You lost them.

I'm not doing any more shows.

Fuck that.

You guys upset them.

Shit.

Ruining my show even.

George thinks the other BTR shows are funny.

George is a nigger.

What do you care?

Ooh.

Good God.

Jeez.

Such hatred.

That's what you did.

I did get over on that UFO guy pretty good.

It was the last person I talked to before I said, fuck this shit.

I didn't get to hear it, man.

I'm sorry.

I missed it.

but you had more numbers

and you had more listeners than you've had yet.

You were in the 90s, bro, so you were doing

something, right? I think I hit 117

last week. Oh, yeah, Dwight.

That's peak. Peak I'm

talking about there. Oh, um...

Yeah, you haven't broken 100 yet,

but yeah, you got close last night. You hit

94. It's...

Okay, Dwight, any numbers? You got anything

cooking? Uh, I don't.

Yeah, I'm dry here.

I'll start. I'm plenty wet.

I heard Neon use a bad word.

I did too

I told her about it

I should be very much

I'm just trying to

I'm just trying to fit in with you guys

You guys say it a lot

Thank you for calling Rome

For information on delivery

Yeah, Carlito

Saturday I hit peak listeners of 119

Unique 252

Oh shit, right?

That's right, I do remember telling you

What crazy

And I called everyone on Facebook

To link with motherfuckers

Yeah, hi

Can you transfer me to the cashier?

The main cashier

What do you mean? There's a bunch of cashiers

Yeah, the one on the lowest

Number to register

I like that

Madhouse Radio Network on BTR

On their Facebook so I can see when they go on

Next so I can fuck them

Have they gone on? I haven't

They went on but they scheduled like

within, like, 15 to 20 minutes of them going on.

They're assholes.

Sorry to catch on.

Last Saturday, when I did a shoot...

This is the cashier.

What kind of question did you have?

I had to speak to the cashier.

Which cashier?

The first one when you first walk into the door.

The one closest to the door.

Through the entrance door?

Yep, the entrance door, of course, yes.

I don't walk through the exit.

That's silly.

Did you have a question that I can answer?

No, I'll hold.

Yeah, I went on with Saturday,

and they did a show from Saturday,

according to their archives.

Damn it.

So I like their Facebook just to see when they go on and see if we can get them again.

Yeah, get an alert once they do.

I forgot Mr. What's-His-Name.

He hired us to do it.

Oh, hey, Ken, do you want your show from yesterday uploaded?

No.

No?

No.

Really?

It was horrible.

And it was so long in between calls and shit.

How many did you call?

Yeah, I'm looking to talk to the cashier.

I don't understand why I have to talk to so many people.

Well, who do you want to talk to?

I mean, which name are you with?

The cashier.

Okay, I'm a head cashier.

You're the head cashier?

Yeah.

No, I had to talk to the cashier who's at that register.

Which register?

The first one when you come in the entrance.

Entrance or the exit?

Entrance.

That's the customer service place.

There's like four of us in here right now.

Yeah, but past that, then there's cashiers right after that.

Yeah.

Yeah, the first one.

Okay.

God, you're difficult.

This better be worth it.

I'm just trying to send her home.

Thank you for holding.

Hi, is this the cashier at the register?

How can I help you?

Is this the cashier I asked?

Answer the question.

yes it is okay uh did you i'm watching you here from the uh from the courtesy booth did you want

to go home from the courtesy booth yeah what courtesy booth it's the main booth where we

have all the cameras for loss prevention gonna go home yeah you can go home if you want no that's

okay now go ahead and uh close your register grab your till and count it down no that's okay

no i command you it's okay do it now motherfucker you're a slut yeah okay bye

She wasn't the cashier. I don't think she was.

I think she was the manager because I've talked to her before.

And I'm the manager.

Where was this? Where did you call?

Same Lowe's I always call.

Oh.

You know.

Okay, so where were we?

I'm Wokey Numbers.

Yeah.

Yes.

Come on, Dwight.

Yeah, she wants you.

Yeah, she wants you to call someplace.

Yeah, she?

Did he send a number?

Or is this him?

Carly, just call the Earpiece Viewer.

He's not in.

Chris, that's Chris.

He's not in today.

We asked already.

Neon reminded me of that.

Big Indian head Chris.

You guys want to call an army barracks?

Let's do it.

Is that a phone number?

Yeah, they do.

Tell them you're from Izz's.

No.

Hello.

Hello, Mr. Army.

I'm a terrorist.

All right, I'm going to do this.

Don't you guys say any shit like that.

Bad Neon.

Always.

Operator 20.

Yes, I'm a lieutenant commander. Is there any way to speak to a lieutenant commander?

What number did you dial?

Operator 20. I'm calling the army barracks.

Okay, what are you looking for?

I need to talk to the main machine here, the highest ranked commission officer at this line.

For which base, sir?

Schofield Barracks. Where are you at, goddammit?

Are you looking for the Schofield Barracks, you said?

Yeah, where the fuck are you at, motherfucker?

That's how they talk in the army, I thought.

What's her problem? God.

What's your problem?

What's wrong with the army?

This is the Hickam Multifunction Switch.

All attendants are busy now.

Please remain on the line until an attendant...

This is Stephen Garland.

Garland's at the hotel getting gone.

That's Hickam Air Force Base.

That's funny.

Hickam Air Force Base attacked during the Pearl Harbor...

They didn't do a good enough job.

They're still there.

They also had Wheeler Airfield that day.

That's Faithful Sunday.

That will live in infamy.

No!

or i have some assholes chucking out a planet fitness planet fitness yes i'm all about that

let's do it here it is i recently heard that planet fitness call that me and you did

the guy that was there and he was signing up for a penis enlargement study or something

oh somebody chucked in a chucky cheese

it's like some full-grown asian bitch

i like a cook i cook and stir fry or something this will have a big arcade there the last time

i've been there is about a year ago for my son's birthday how can i help you hey yes i need to

speak to someone who's there at the gym this is the bippy brian with a y gutierrez i don't know

I can't give you information regarding if he's here or not over the phone, unfortunately.

What do you mean?

I'm just trying to get on.

I know he's there.

His cell phone isn't picking up and there's a problem with his child.

Okay, well, let's see here.

I still, yeah, I can't tell you.

So, sorry.

Can't you page him?

You're a fucking asshole.

Yeah, sorry about it, man.

I can't.

So, you can give us a call back later.

How does this guy think he's a fucking doctor?

Good job.

Fucking privileged information.

I don't know.

Yeah, Jim's stuff is HIPAA.

HIPAA compliant.

I have to be HIPAA compliant.

Here's Chris who's at the hotel.

The apartment hotel.

Yeah, he's down in the Australia.

Neon loves Australia.

Welcome to the Melbourne.

Hi, stupid.

I need to talk to a guest there.

Okay, what's the name of the guest?

Chris Cotterill.

With a C or a K?

C-O-T-T-E-R-R-E-L-L.

Double P-P-P-T-E-R-R-I-I-F-F-I-X.

And do you know what address of the property he's staying at?

Queen Street.

At Queen Street?

189.

Is he sharing with anybody, do you know?

No.

He better not be, because he's my boyfriend.

Oh, God, you're stupid and taking a long time.

Is there a man who knows how to use a computer better than you?

And then a woman?

We don't have anybody by that name.

Do you have any men who could do a better job looking than women do?

Sorry, I can't help you there.

Yeah, indeed.

indeed look at that picture i just posted uh in here across this that's the chick at

chucky cheese let's see her asian you said yes yeah it's coming up the fun bag pit right there

you know holy shit look at that i'll try to push mine up and see if that works

they're too long i think they're saggy right probably yeah just gotta get a crane to just

prop above it's a shame because she's kind of young and already sagging like that

She's kind of like sitting downwards.

What are you talking about?

Saggy.

It shouldn't be going down like that.

They droop really low, man.

They're droopy.

Droopy tics.

We'll talk to her about that.

All right.

Her name isn't Brittany.

It's like those scam callers.

My name is Brittany.

I'm Canadian.

The one guy is John Miller.

This is John Miller.

We got hit John Miller again last night.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah.

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Welcome to Chuck E. Cheese's restaurant.

I always like calling Chuck E. Cheese.

We keep trying to arrange bachelor parties for them.

Yeah.

There's my kid, and the mouse grabbed my wife's titties.

See, I haven't been to one since I was a kid, but I remember they always had, like, an adult section with a bar.

I wish this chick had a last name.

Chick at Chuck E. Cheese, this is Ingrid. How can I help you?

Hey, sexy, I'm looking for someone who's there by the name of Brittany.

You're looking for someone named Brittany?

Yeah, can you please have her page? It's very important.

Okay, uh, working, or?

No, no, a guest.

Okay, let me see. Hold on. It's going to be a while. Thank you.

Listen to those little shits, huh?

It shouldn't be that hard. Just tell her she's

the Asian with the big tits. There's not a lot

of those running around.

Should have said Asian. You gonna take this, Kim?

Together?

Sticking in. I'm sticking to it.

Stick it in.

Earlier I was watching Don't Be a Menace

at South Central while drinking your

juice in the hood.

One guy started standing up and was like,

I ain't afraid to go to the gym.

And he's like,

I ain't afraid to fuck another man in his ass.

And I was like, what the fuck?

You ever see when a man is in the shower and the soap goes down his ass?

You ever see the surge of gold coming to crack him in the ass?

That was one of the Naughty by Nature rappers, I thought, right?

I think so.

I think it was Tretch.

Totally not worth it.

Apparently she's over there trying to milk somebody.

That's so.

She's like, hey, look, I got titties.

Who wants some milk?

Maybe she's fucking Chucky, man.

Let it be.

I don't even want that visual.

Come for your daughter, Chuck.

Here, listen, Dwight.

All right, this one's for you.

What is it?

It looks a little tough now, you know?

What the fuck would you eat every day?

Dude, I think people didn't think about that when they thought about getting it for like $100.

Dude, but think about it.

You can get fed every day for $100 for three months.

It's worth it.

It's pretty good.

Yeah, it's a good deal.

It's basically a dollar a day, a little over a dollar a day.

Yeah, let's say you don't go every day still.

I'd go fucking twice a day.

I'd be like, oh, yeah, I had breakfast and I'll stop for dinner.

But then they were going on EVA for like $500, because I think they only did 1,000 of them.

Fuck you, motherfuckers.

$500.

You know I'm on breadsticks.

So breadsticks, give me.

What's that big motherfucker you put in Carlina?

That big what?

The one you put the highlighter in your mouth.

Oh, Jack.

I want to go to the pharmacy.

Don't Jack Massey.

For a second.

Can I hold?

Why?

Hello?

Why do I have to hold?

How can I help you, sir?

Well, did you need to put me on hold?

Yes, just for a quick second.

It better be quick.

Bitch.

I really thank you.

Why don't you thank me for the bitch?

Neon

Chook

For your daughter

Chook

Love that movie

Nice fucking model

Oh fuck

I love that part too

Horror house comes out

And nobody's like

Ooh yeah

Feeling a little anxious

I guess they're gonna

Make another movie

That'd be cool

I don't know about

That new Dumb and Dumber

That's coming out

Well I mean

At least it's really

Jim Carrey and

What's his face again

Yeah

Daniels

What's his name

Jeff Daniels

Jeff Daniels.

He actually lives not too far from me.

Really?

Yeah, probably a half hour.

That first one was so great.

There was like that sequel that sucked, right?

Dumber and Dumber.

Oh, the prequel?

Yeah.

I'm still waiting for Mask 2.

That was announced and never came out.

That would have been awesome.

That's one that should come back.

That would be awesome, a new Mask.

Aloha, thank you so much for holding.

Sean Tell speaking.

How can I help you?

Hey, how are you, honey?

How are you?

Hello?

Yeah, how are you?

Yeah, don't just sit there and not say anything.

I need help, okay?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, sir.

I need help. I need help, motherfucker.

You hear me? How can I help you?

Yeah, do you have lobster ravioli?

Yes, we do. Yeah, can you shove it up

your ass? Sure. Anything else

for you? Yeah, and also I need two cups.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Can you put those

in a bag? Someone else say something, because I already

fucked it up. I'm going to go.

Hey, how you doing, baby?

Wow. I thought you were going to say

two girls, one cup.

Part of my problem is my delivery tonight.

Why am I doing this shit? Why am I saying

you have lobster ravioli? When am I going to make

funny about that yes i'm a part of the troll rank yes i want to make it to go order can i go ahead

and start with the name face uh yes it's kenny i'm sorry kenny kenny kenny and the phone number

uh it's three five two two oh one four i'm sorry could you keep that please three five two two oh

one four yeah what can i get for you today all right i need one uh call mall i'm sorry well

My calamara?

I'm sorry.

We don't have calamara.

You don't have calamara?

No.

You've always had fried calamara.

We don't have calamara, sir.

Since when?

Are you speaking of...

Are you actually talking about a calamari?

I pronounce it calamar.

That's how it's supposed to be pronounced in Italian.

But is it...

Are we still talking about the same thing?

Calamari?

Stupid motherfucker.

What do you think I was talking about?

Aww.

Don't be so sad.

I'm not sad.

I'm angry.

Oh, my God.

What a bitch.

Aww.

Shit.

Fucking whore.

Bet she would have said,

we can't have no calamari.

I put it all down my hands.

Smells like shit.

She's a whore.

Calamar.

Neon, talk to me, all right?

Can you do a call,

or are you in a bad position?

I'm in a bad position.

I'm actually in traction.

Okay.

My husband left me tied up.

Nice.

Are your nipples clamped?

Can't say this.

Go ahead, Ken, then,

so she can.

I do Heisenberg

I do

how you doing

need to make a note

please

how does she know

I changed the

caller ID

no

alright

Cracker Barrel

she sure is one

we have

I have had

experience with

Cracker Barrel

I like their breakfast

everything else

there sucks

and it's a pretty

unhealthy breakfast

but it's good

they got these

really thick pieces

of bacon

you know what I'm saying

they got a good shoot

Cracker Barrel bacon

you can order it online

Cracker Barrel on I-25

in San Antonio

Shut up.

Yes.

I'd like to make an order.

Shut up.

You say you would like to make an order?

Yeah, shut up.

I'd like to make an order, please.

That's, uh, okay.

Just a moment.

Shut up.

So bad for her.

That's awesome.

Thanks for calling Cargill Road.

Shut up.

Oh, is my dick supposed to itch this much?

Hello?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'd like to make an order.

Um, you're actually supposed to...

Shut up.

Who is this?

I'm a customer.

My name's Eddie.

Eddie, how are you doing tonight, Eddie?

Shut up.

It's none of your business.

When do you take orders again?

When we're open, we take orders.

When are you open, smartass?

We're open during the day from hours of 6 a.m. to 10 p.m.

On the weekends, those hours are 6 a.m. to 11 p.m.

Okay, so by what time has everyone gone from there?

Because you have those rocking chairs outside, right?

No, I don't believe so.

I think you've called the wrong establishment.

This is Cracker Barrel.

You have rocking chairs outside.

They all do, right?

Hello, pervert.

Hello.

one of those rocking chairs.

I was going to steal it.

I'm going to flip the motherfuckers over

and make them come pick them up.

Damn it.

Anyway, I wrote a chapter,

put one of my chapters in the book

that I started while I was in the hospital

and in rehab that was,

the book's only like a third done,

but I got into a good writing there

with it for a while.

It talks about,

maybe I shouldn't give it out,

but it has to deal with yelling shut up like that.

It was epic.

I don't think I've ever told a story.

That was hilarious.

i used i used to uh me and an ex-girlfriend of mine we would take let's say we go and we go to

mcdonald's get a large drink we do the drink it usually just dump it out and then i had this

little chain like an actual iron chain kind of thing mini chain so it'd weigh it down and i'll

put that inside the cup put it on top of my car and drive around this parking lot and it was

actually like in this part of the city orange city florida there was a walmart and then the

The parking lot next to that was Target, and next to that was Kmart.

So you could just keep going around and around this big loop, big circle.

And I would drive around with a cup on top of my car, and people would try to stop me.

Like, hey, you got a cup in your car?

And I'd just go, shut up!

Like, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah.

And, yeah, just some people's reactions were funny.

Like, some people, like, you know.

Some people were usually like, okay.

But some people were, like, getting mad and shit.

And then this one time, this Hispanic or Mexican, I'm not sure.

No offense to him.

He got upset at me because I did it.

He was talking to someone in the parking lot

And I'm driving by

With my ex Stephanie

And he's like hey hey hey

You got a cup I said shut up

Like that

And then I drove to the end of the parking lot

This is in a Home Depot parking lot remember

I drove to the end and I reached up

Got the cup down put it in the cup inside the car

And I was like alright we're done for the night doing this

I'm getting bored with this

And as we're pulling out of

Coming back around to pull out of Home Depot

He came barreling down in his pickup truck

lights like like um his brights were on and just honking his horn windows down he was like

yo motherfucker you motherfucker like he got really pissed he's trying to run me off the

road and shit yeah and he didn't he stopped it when he saw there was a cop like across the street

heading over and he calmed down but yeah dude yeah i was like shit like i wanted to tell him

dude calm down man it wasn't for that much i just told you to shut up yeah i didn't even tell you

to shut the fuck up yeah yeah we used to call that the cop game now i have explained i did talk about

the other ones like where we'd hold a grocery cart on the side of the car and let it go at 20 miles

an hour and it would go flying into other cars that were parked and we hit a cop car once i know

i told that story once we had a cop car we freaked out we went to her house and got in her car we

swapped cars came back to see and there was like three or four cop cars around with their lights

on like trying to investigate it and shit we're like oh shit you're hoping that the cop's camera

I think the cop might have been in there

Like on his break or something

I don't know

Well my all time favorite is when you talked about

That party you went to

And you got the brown paper towel

And you shit on the brown paper towel

And then put it in the microwave

And turned it on

And walked out of the party

Yeah that's on my list

That's in my later chapters

We actually tried to get someone to do that

During one of the calls

I remember yeah

yeah yeah he's like no no i can't i can't i remember that i remember that we're like dude

no come on put some silverware in the fucking microwave turn it on he sounds like it was gonna

go remember he was like yeah what do you want me to do what do you want to do he was gonna

he was gonna get the cat shit we're trying to get him look for a litter box or something like

it puts a fucking cat shit in there okay moving on moving on got opiates on my body starting to

do some work you know what i mean but to be honest i think i might have overdone it i don't

like the way enigma's uh avatars looking at me oh that's uh that's larry we should see the way

your avatars will wind up muhammad ali's looking at enigma's like what the fuck's your problem

muhammad ali's a fan of the three stooges man if i ever meet him again i'm gonna ask

Yeah, Larry's definitely my favorite stooge.

He's a pimp, man.

Oh, my God.

It's all about the three stooges, dude.

I got them all on my PC.

I love it.

Cracker Barrel and Gal.

Yeah, me too.

Doing the cartoons.

Yeah, hey, how you doing?

Cracker Barrel?

Yes, sir.

Shut up.

I'm going to make an order.

Shut up.

What time do you open again?

Six o'clock in the morning.

All right.

And you have those rocking chairs outside there, right, that we can sit on while we wait?

Sure.

You do have?

Is that sure or yes?

What do you mean?

Yes, we have them outside, and you can wait for your order.

Okay, so by what time is everyone gone?

Because I want to pull up my pickup truck and grab two or three of them chairs.

Oh, they're locked up with the cables, sir.

I have cable cutters.

Okay, and we got cameras, so.

Yeah, so?

The cameras aren't going to stop me from getting it.

I have cable cutters.

You can get them, but they'll ID your truck and the license plate and stuff.

Now that you said that, I'll make sure to take the license plate off.

Okay, well, good.

Maybe the cops will catch you driving around without plates.

No, because as soon as I get to the end of your parking lot

where you don't have camera coverage, then I'll put it right back on.

Well, you do what you want, sir.

Okay, so they're all white, the rocking chairs, right?

No.

They're different colors?

Yes, sir.

Oh, okay. Which one do you recommend I take tonight?

I don't recommend you take any of them.

Well, if you had to make a recommendation, if you were forced.

I'm not going to recommend that you steal anything.

If I had my penis out like this and was going to put it in your mouth,

unless you told me, what would you say? What would you tell me?

It'd be the last thing you ever tried to do.

Sir, you have the proverbial penis in your face.

Don't you start with me.

It'd be the last thing I ever did.

You heard that?

I think you'd be safe.

You didn't sound like you had any teeth.

Sounds like you need to call him back.

Yeah, we do.

Neon, you want to be my wife?

What?

You want to be my spouse and be like,

why are you talking to me?

Okay.

What's the attitude?

Parker Brown and Gallop, this is Roger speaking, my hubby.

Excuse me, sir.

you were just speaking with my husband you're really fucking rude hey you too thanks yeah

let me change the cid real quick see if that helps like you know michael j horse you keeps

you keep posting pictures that don't really bother me you know fuck it pictures of my wedding

superimposing dicks

okay

it's not that big

of a deal man

you just keep

the latest one

on the wheelchair

doesn't even look

like me

it's a big head

you sure do waste

a lot of time on that

I don't know what

you're trying to get

out of it

but good luck to you

man

I hope you find

something

I think MJH

is really George

maybe

or Booker Poo

or the same person

I don't know

started adding shit

with Clay too now

how fun do you like

Clay

apparently not

that's fun

that's fucked up

that's funny

because we just

Am I allowed to say the picture we just found on Michael J. Horst?

The real one?

Possibly.

Yeah, I posted it in chat.

Oh, shit.

That can't be new, though, right?

That's got to be old.

Probably an old picture.

I would hope so.

I would hope he's not a that.

Yeah.

Let's take a look.

Oh, my God, we knew it.

That's hilarious.

That is a hilarious picture.

Are you intimidated now that we know he's a white belt?

You're saying he's a white?

He's a white belt in that picture.

Hang on.

Let me get that picture.

Yeah, we should just know that that fucker can run, right?

Oh, a black belt.

Oh, he's a black belt, huh?

Still can't kick my ass.

He's autistic.

What's he going to do?

Here's another one.

Autistic kids are really good at stuff like martial arts

because it's something they can focus on.

They use their hands.

That's why he's so good.

He just looks like a big, dumb animal.

He is.

Aw, man.

Aw.

Okay.

Well.

I would just do the move on him that I was planning on doing to Brodsky.

and I'd come over and shake his hand

and I'd fucking headbutt him right in the nose.

Fuck you.

Another good move, dude.

You just go to shake their hand

and you punch him right in the clavicle

and run away.

My son kept starting shit the other day

and I told him I was going to cup check him

if he didn't get the fuck away from me.

You're nice.

Nice to have you.

I was like, hey.

He keeps trying to, like,

he keeps seeing this WWE bullshit

and he keeps trying to bend my arm.

And I'm like, I'm going to mess you up.

And he goes, no.

And my sister tries to bend my arm

I'm going to just fucking straighten it back out.

He's like, what?

He wrestled.

He did Roman Greco, though.

He knows better than that, WWE shit.

Well, he wrestled, but I also wrestled for about 13 fucking years.

Why is he emulating that crap?

I stopped paying attention to WWF as it was back then

when I started doing wrestling in high school.

I was like, oh, God, why would I want to watch that shit?

He used to watch it back in the day,

and then he started getting into actual high school wrestling and it's modified bullshit.

And he's like, you know, if I did a choke slam like that, is that illegal?

I'm like, you can't do that.

No, you can't.

You're going to get points deducted, man, if you don't get disqualified.

It's awesome.

The entire time I wrestled, I never got a point deducted,

never got a locking hands penalty and shit.

It was fucking awesome.

Did you ever do the Saturday Night Ride?

I don't know what the fuck that is, so no.

What the fuck is that?

it's a wrestling move look it up i only got stopped twice uh because of blood that fucking

i headbutted a guy and like he started bleeding so i had to get his blood off my head yeah i got

bored i mean it was on accident of course wrestling was okay i'll look it up for you

wrestling was okay but like i was a freshman so they wouldn't let me wrestle varsity i had to be

jv only um and i was the heavyweight class so i ended up with not a lot of people to wrestle i

I won a lot of fights by default because a lot of schools didn't have a full JV squad.

I was varsity for freshman year, but I think it was my sophomore year.

I only weighed like 200 pounds, and I was wrestling heavyweight.

Damn, really?

That's anyone from like 260 to 275.

Yeah, it's up to 275, the limit.

Yeah, and then they go to super heavyweight.

My mom was all like, well, you're never going to be able to get these guys off you.

They get on you.

I'm like, bullshit.

shit yeah like my very first one this guy was trying to pin me i fucking bench pressed him off

get the fuck off me dude those i mean we would do crazy shit like i never did this stuff but

like a lot of the wrestlers like trying to make weight for a match when they were doing the x-lax

and shit all the time spitting to lose weight and all that plastics and stuff yeah yeah you

remember that shit man like i never had to do it thank god yeah i know i never did because i was

right in the middle of my weight range you know but like some some of them be like oh god lose

who's the, you know, show up in the morning.

We all had to weigh in the morning to see how we were at that point.

And, you know, someone would be two pounds light,

and they're like, oh, shit.

You know, they're breaking out X-Lax and putting on sweats.

They won't fucking have lunch at school.

Yeah, running in sweats, you know, during class,

like running in place and all that shit.

There was guys, like, they'd sit in the back of the bus,

and they'd fucking chew in the back,

and they're spitting on the way to the fucking meet.

Yeah.

Helps, I guess.

The spitting one helps.

anyway yeah i never had that problem but yeah i quit wrestling after the first season i went on

the football i did i did wrestling i don't know i did it as a kid football was awesome

i did i did track just to stay in shape i didn't really fucking enjoy track

you're trying to be a triathlete i was a fucking uh i was 260 pounds running in two months

wow you should have just a shot like usually like the like football players do like what you'll do

is you do wrestling football and then track to become a triathlete to get that pan or whatever

it is but in in track all you do is shot put you know because all it is is spinning around throwing

a heavy thing well i did shot put but i also did i did two mile damn two miles fuck that shit well

i it's not like i was gonna sprint against these little fuckers who are like 189 pounds so i was

like maybe i get their ass on the distance yeah not my school but the school in across across

crossed the way in the same city our rival school their cross-country team got in trouble for blood

doping like in 95 seat in here it's like why high school kids like blood doping yeah like one of

them got an infection or something i think something happened and parents saw an infection

and all came down i saw this one kid i knew he was a dumbass he started taking steroids

steroids and uh he was like he was beefing up and shit like he was into football he quit during

two days he's like uh i'm gonna go run uh cross country uh to build my endurance it's like dude

what the fuck okay so you take steroids to beef up and now you're gonna you're gonna go

that makes sense yeah great great work you just screwed up your whole body to run endurance yeah

you should have been he should have spent the whole summer freaking lifting weights is what

he should have done he was a fucking moron he had a badass stutter like during two days i was

was walking the trainers from he come over he'd be like hey uh when do we uh uh we uh when do we

uh when do we um uh i'm gonna fucking spit it out and he goes um uh fuck it he just walked away i

was like oh jesus christ i was like that's about 30 seconds i want back in my fucking life yeah

dude like our football program was hardcore we did weightlifting all year all 365 days just

not every day i'm just saying five days a week all year summer all summer yeah is that bay drive

nice yeah what do you talk like that what's wrong huh

what the hell are you saying i thought he said he had the police there

what the hell are you saying i don't know seriously he picks up and goes huh

what was it someone said to me the other day when they picked up was like what do you want

now something like that what was it someone said something like that out of nowhere what

at the bus at a few days ago oh shit was it an indian that said something like that

oh no it wasn't me i think sloth was being transferred to a room in a hotel and it was

an asian guy and didn't he say no what did he say no talk something weird something wacky like that

the guy said no talk or what is what is it something like that he just said what happened

I know you want to call that guy back sure you do

here you go

Enigma, my favorite avatar you've had

was that one first one of Larry. He looks so

fucking cool in it where he's kind of looking down.

The one with the hat? With the hat. That's the most badass

one, dude. Still got that. I just

switched it up. I want to get that

on a shirt or something. I need to get that picture

for me. That'd be awesome. I can send

it to you. Are you dead, pal?

I'm not going to make it.

He doesn't like Larry. Yeah, I either want to make

a poster or an actual shirt to wear with that.

It's so fucking cool looking. Get a shirt

out of it. Yeah. Cool.

Cool.

And we'll put Madhouse Radio on it.

There you go.

Totally break the law.

And he's dead.

Who cares?

Revolver.

Thank you, Enigma.

It would have been awesome to meet him.

Michael J. Horace, he doesn't look all right.

It's kind of weird.

Hello?

How you doing there?

Yeah.

Order I make?

Hello?

Yeah, you speak English there, sweetie?

Yeah?

Yeah.

Cocksucker.

You understand?

Huh?

No.

Man, let me change CID and try again.

Fuckin' hole.

Dude, if we're finding actual MJH pictures,

we need to start putting dicks in him like he does to us.

And weird things.

He puts weird shit in his...

He makes these collages.

Have you guys seen him?

Yeah, I could...

I don't know for sure if that's him.

It could be a fake.

But it sure looks like him.

It does, yeah.

The kid looks underage.

I would feel weird putting dicks in the mouth.

Well, these are older pictures.

Yeah, fuck that kid.

He has a picture of me as a teenager with a dick on it.

What the fuck do I care?

He did it to me.

Yeah, fuck you, Michael J. Horst.

I bet he's a pedo or something.

That's some chick there or some guy that he's fucked or something.

He's got a serious voice problem.

You can hear when he talks, he's got a serious, like,

he does that kind of thing.

Yeah, he's got a speech impediment.

Yeah, he definitely does.

We found a possible, once we found a possible news article

about a special singing and dancing class he was in that was helping him out with this impediment

what yeah and keeping shit probably like

yeah someone just told me that it is him that picture all right thank you someone for confirming

that well hope we get more now we can now we can start playing around with his pics see if he likes

like i said i don't care i should photoshop his picture and put it on the front page yeah

i've never with the ones of me and my wife and shit i've never banned or really delete him

because like who cares but like when it comes to like brad's kids and shit like that that's

fucked up that's when those i know those usually get banned blocked etc etc but the extent of what

he does is okay he takes he at least needs to learn how to photoshop that's pretty fucking

sad how bad he is i know right it's kind of winning i mean you're talking about him right

I'm just trying to relay the message that it doesn't do shit for me.

It doesn't affect me, it doesn't.

It doesn't get cross-eyed.

Messing up pictures of wedding and my Facebook and doing that does not really do nothing for me.

Photoshop MJH's face onto.

Well, the karate one would be great because it's a kid just standing there.

You could have me fucking him in the ass from behind in it.

I like all the photos when Death Fox went fucking crazy.

Oh, God.

You had the picture of you feeding this dumbass his big fat ass.

it was Tristan making that shit

I was just posting

oh my god

I started calling him fudgy the whole fucking thing

went crazy

you know he came back I don't know if you knew

I don't think you were here when he came back last

week or so ago

I heard he had come back

it was like two weeks ago

he's still the same

I was like let him in let's see

let's have some lols

maybe he's gotten better

he changed his story on his drinking from

I've been sober for three months

to I'm drunk for the first time

ever now to I get drunk all the time.

It's pathetic, man.

Oh, he's married, too.

Didn't know if you caught that one.

That's the worst of it.

He was just so annoying.

Oh, my God.

I remember when he doxxed the fuck out of me.

Or doxxed the fuck out of me.

Because that's the first thing.

That's when I started going down with Cool Rob.

Because right after Death Fox had done that

to me, Cool Rob was like,

I'll dox you and I said motherfucker

and he's like no no I never said that

I'm like bullshit you never said that you just said it right now

I'm not fucking in the mood

I just had that shit happen the other day

yeah you can't get through to cool rub

I try I like the guy

just but

our regular office hours are 730 am

can't keep you know your part now

during regular office hours

me Alan

yeah it's a giggly ghost tonight well during that btr last night uh xyz called in a ufo show and

was fucking with him told him that the pilot was george he was just rubbing his dick while he's

flying the ufo i was like what the fuck george together right after that i got the next call

i'm like yeah yeah i saw george he's up there just whacking his fucking dick left the right

controlling it with his dick

like a joystick

I need a non-carbonated Slurpee

we will be with you in just a moment

buy one and let it sit out

get flat

you get flat

whatever

I'll make you flat

I like to lay flat

cherry Mr. Clay

I love cherry

what?

favorite flavors?

Serpies?

is that what you guys talking about?

yeah

Coke

Do you like to do cherry and Coke or just straight Coke?

Sometimes cherry Coke.

Hello?

Cleveland House and Rochester Hotel.

Yeah, hi, honey.

I'm looking for Clay Campbell.

He's a guest there, and I have to pick him up.

We're going to take him to the strip club.

The adult club is going to masturbate there.

Hello?

Because it said masturbate.

That was a long hold, too.

I'll try again.

You fucking whore.

Yeah, I do like...

You know, it's been so long since I've had a Slurpee, to be honest with you.

I don't like any of the sugar-free ones that they've made, so I don't even fucks with

with it ever since i became the diabetes um but yeah it was always coke and then do they still

do mountain dew ones because those were good yeah i had one last week and it was kept me up

yeah doesn't uh

yeah they do with mountain dew right yeah yeah those are really good

taco bell also has mountain dew baja blast flavor which is really good

and it comes in a dying form.

Baja Blast.

I think they have something too.

It's like the Dr. Pepper float or something

and it's like a Slurpee.

You're Slurpee.

Good work, guys.

You're heard and hung.

That's what I call that move.

The heard and hung.

They did?

Fuckers.

They posted three hours ago

but he said in 50 minutes they were going.

I saw Ron Reck.

I think we drove him off of

BTR. I think he fucking quit.

No way. No, really?

Yeah, well, he was already

pissed because we kept fucking with him

and then BTR changed

something on him. I don't know if it was

the format of shit or something and didn't

notify him. So he was all pissed

off about that. I'm going to go to another fucker's service.

They were probably charging him more because he was complaining.

I didn't see him.

He's usually on every night. I didn't see him yesterday

me when i was looking for numbers that's interesting did he ever mention about taking

a break or something i don't know well shit fuck that's another thing i was gonna do today i was

gonna go look for his buddy uh gary's buddy steve who has a show the one that was like oh let me

talk to the bitch he's got a show on btr yeah yeah um dwight i forgot to ever mention to you

before btr came out there was another service called talk shoe and we actually did man how

shows on there for about a year i used it mostly because they had a neat feature where you could

use a phone to call in to listen to the broadcast about broadcast and then to ask a question be

interviewed etc etc um pretty much how uh how btr works kind of like an earlier form of that

um i stopped using it because i we would we were never getting any listeners through there

it was mostly so that milkman could stay connected because he was he had no internet connection at

the time but i could get him to call in through talk shoe and stay on the line as he drove around

homeless um this is all in the book it's all gonna be great stuff the milkman chapter itself

it's half that one's half fleshed out it's gonna be freaking awesome some of the stories

i gotta clear them all with him hopefully he just tells me yeah go ahead in the spirit of humor

humor nothing negative about him just you a lot of you don't know he lived he went through a lot

of shit um for a while there while he was co-hosting the show with me i mean we we would

have to go through some technical links for him to be able to be around for the show and talk she

was part of it anyway so dwight um that site still operates i don't know how popular they are but

they do live they call them conference calls um basically just like btr uh episodes might be

a new target for you. TalkShoe.com.

Alright. I'll take a look at that.

It's something to take a look at, yeah.

Those motherfuckers are off the air.

I gotta do something. I gotta get some type of

alert when those motherfuckers are going on.

Is there an alert system the BTR throws out?

Push message right now?

You still fucking with Gary?

I'm looking through Facebook. Gary's out right now.

He's got 15 minutes left of his shit.

You wanna mess with him? I don't care.

We can call him. Do it. Do it.

Fuck it. We're all men.

Give me his link

link in here and paste it to the chat room i'll pull it up here in the backup i know dash is

probably screaming no no no don't do it don't do it why he wants a lot well i'm doing it we're not

using call machine it's okay it's on me i think uh he actually made a blacklist uh for the

colorific so like i don't want to call him i couldn't what's it got to be blacklist yo i don't

know if anyone's been calling him uh we haven't called him in two weeks he listened a couple

couple weeks ago just to see if anyone was calling him and he just sounded really fucking

sad that we weren't calling well you get that info ready real quick just want to do some plugs

here for y'all got three plug number one don't forget that the uh and we're going to be making

it a lot easier to utilize on the prank call nation.com website but a lot of you don't know

there is a podcast a pcn specific podcast it contains all the shows on the network or most

to them uh with the exception of those who already have their own feed which would be myself

brad and brent westwood i guess dirty aaron but his site's not up yeah his site's not up anymore

i'll get with him see if he's cool maybe we could just help him out is that doable maybe you think

we have enough resources and all that yeah if he uh if he sends over the shit i could put it up

yeah if he still has them and a train show uh is on there now yeah okay good so train shows on

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Pretty much

And what's your turnaround time for that?

Like 24 hours to get a show uploaded usually?

Day after?

Yeah, it's usually pretty much after

It depends on when I go to bed

but yeah it's usually up the next day

there you go so usually by

the next day now a host might

say they don't want to show on for any reason like

Dwight today asked

I didn't see it on there but

someone sent me it I just haven't

uploaded it and

figured I'd ask him first

Sloth probably uploaded it to show

he probably saw I didn't do it

no he didn't add it on there

but yeah that's that okay that was the first thing

second thing is exciting news

me and Brad had our

our weekly PCN Founders Meeting today.

And Brad's going to start working on this in the next coming days.

We don't have a definite date or anything.

In the next few days, he's going to be commissioning a new machine of his

that will handle our Mixler channel running 24-7.

So we're going to have a 24-7 audio presence on Mixler,

just like Shellcast has.

It's going to be simulcast on Shellcast.

So what you hear on Mixler, you'll also be able to hear at that time on Shoutcast.

Yeah, that's going to be going on.

He's going to be moving files around.

We've got a whole schedule already set up.

It's a schedule that's already up on the Prank Call Nation website.

You can look at it if you want.

I'm telling lies about me.

Hey, Brad, what's up, man?

Oh, nothing.

I'm excited about that, man.

It's going to be cool to get a 24-hour session.

I'm touching it right now.

Yeah?

Oh, yeah.

What are you using?

Um, the number's in there.

If you want to call Gary, you got nine minutes.

Are you using a sock or your spit or what are you using?

Oh, shit.

Bareback.

You trying to aim to get it, hit the ceiling?

That's funny you say that.

Oh, God.

You got nine minutes for Gary.

Nine minutes left?

Okay, I'm sorry.

Let's get going.

I already threw those guts in there.

If you can hit it, hit the ceiling, you're in, like, Flynn.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, I had a stupid ex-girlfriend that would actually, during blowjobs,

right before I got off she would aim it at my face

so it would hit me in the face all the time

I shoot really far

I don't think I ever hit a ceiling

but I hit the top of my car a few times

general awesome

I already pranked Gary

I hit the ceiling of my car a few times

I hit the wall behind me in bed a few times

I hit my face a few times

fucker I don't hit you in the eye dude

oh burn

I hear that shit burns

welcome to blog talk radio

radio if you desire to speak to the you are now in the host queue yeah do you believe what's

happening guys this is what they've turned into prank calling your show and just prank calls i

could use a good prank call every now and then but it's just this like bitchy little you know

yeah i didn't have a word for it it's just like gone beyond anything that i thought man would

fall down to i don't really know i can't really recall when guys actually started

transitioning to that i don't know when it started you know honestly i don't know they don't remember

when it was normal that's a new normal now welcome to the new normal bratski i we have more

fucking callers and all that shit than you do coming your way you're out of the way but it'll

be there i like when he says he's got like a thousand listeners and but he always gets you

You on the line?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Thousand callers.

Fuckin' squirt.

Sad to see that.

Speechless.

Hell, yeah.

What do we say now?

It's not even a good point, yeah.

I don't know.

I wonder if it takes a call.

I think it's too late.

I don't think it's going to take any more.

Keep it.

Yeah, I was about to say that.

Should we open them with your voice, Neon?

Yeah, they're all lined up again now.

There we go.

They're all lined up again.

Guys, okay, not now.

We're 808, area code.

Because they are funny, I mean, I'll admit that.

Oh, now he's starting to admit that we're funny.

Yay!

We have Gary's approval.

So he's been on our sites then, I'm guessing, right?

Because he knew Brad, me...

Yeah, I think it was Gozer who fucking ratted us out one week.

Yeah, that Gozer cat hasn't been around under that name for a while.

Oh, he's under Effie Storm.

What did I mean, like an IRC?

Well, yeah, after I called him out about it, he fucking blocked me on special.

He was on Mixler as Gozer.

MR Gozer.

Yeah, I think he was blocked. I blocked him.

It was like two weeks where we weren't calling him,

and the second week he fucking calls in and has like an hour conversation with Gary.

He was an insurgent, I thought, Mi'kmaq.

Wasn't he, Mi'kmaq?

Ah, yeah.

Yeah, see?

Right?

He was an insurgent, man.

I don't know how women do that.

You know, they're best friends with a woman, or they're better yet, they'll see a woman, you know, they'll act so friendly to them and turn around and come to a fight.

Problem, bro?

Problem?

We just finished.

Yeah.

Did you hit the ceiling?

No, not quite.

Maybe next time.

Did you hit the phone?

What happened?

Uh, not quite.

A roofer, you know, something, right?

Eat grapes, grapes helps your shooting.

Pineapple, too.

And Sudafed.

I'll remember that.

Sudafed really does help

And now all the real callers

Because I recognize numbers

Hey guys call in early next time okay

Call in early next time

I ain't got to advertise the show next time

But it's really funny now

There's about 17 actual

Legit callers

Only 17

It's not me it's the station

Gary just take him shut up

That's a bad radio night man

But uh

Listen he's so defeated

It's going to end soon.

Dan, any closing comments?

Any closing comments?

Killing it?

Yeah, killing it.

Just listen to his show when we don't call in.

That's why his show consists of.

He's just like, I have no fucking material.

Maybe they fired him at the gym.

Dude, look at that guy, Ghost, that used to do the BTR show that got trolled to hell and back.

He embraced it, finally.

He was finally like, all right, this is all I get.

Fuck it.

Let's have fun with it.

so he would take his time he would get his points across at the beginning and then he had a whole

two-hour radio poopery or whatever he called it two hours of just trolls calling in being crazy

and he acted all crazy with it too everyone loved it everyone loved it but he ended up you

know selling like shirts and stuff and he was successful well it's like that uh that fucking

guy that we called that we thought it was a paranormal show and you're like oh you're no

a white devil.

The guy's like, get out of this house. No.

His asshole is mine. I spit on it before I

fuck it. They were fucking cracking up.

They're like, this is a show where we make fun of paranormal.

I was like, ah, fuck. Fuck.

Whoops.

It was too funny. Get out of this

guy's house. No. Hang on. Give me

seconds. Actually, I got that

cut up. It's on the YouTubes.

Okay. Link me, sir.

Maybe I'll pop it. I thought I did.

But I mean now, so maybe I can

throw it in there for us while we show

around you know yeah i didn't think that because they were laughing so hard i even tagged them and

fucking thanked them well you're gonna be cool about it i'll fucking you can find it yeah so

brad hey buddy you doing hey you doing good man yeah i'm glad you're here you know i haven't been

on one of my shows in a while hey christmas time we got to do some stuff together we always do it

you know yeah i think we missed last year didn't we yeah this is this past christmas so yeah we

I've got to do two shows this Christmas.

We'll do two Christmas shows.

Yeah, those were great that one year, though.

Call up NORAD and stuff again.

NORAD, yeah, because I heard your latest Snowplow show,

and I heard the guy sent a version of it, kind of.

Yeah, that was weird.

Yeah, and I went back and listened to the entire Christmas show.

It was so much fun.

Yeah, that was a good show.

I listened to that maybe like a year ago.

The Gasmark Hall was great for that, too.

Everyone loves the Christmas show.

Yeah, there's a lady, you got a lady,

you got an employee to throw people out of her store.

Yeah. Get out!

You're banned!

Throwing shit at her.

You're a motherfucking man!

You gonna do the Walmart

thing again? Which one?

Come on, I've done so many Walmart things.

For what, Black Friday?

I'd like to do something, I don't know.

You gotta get the new vest or whatever.

Don't you have a vest now?

Yeah, I got a few vests.

someone sent me a picture of their vests they're like much darker now they're like navy like you

know very dark blue so then what about for the uh thanksgiving marathon that goes into black friday

would you want to do like a late show and then go out and do it or not do one at all not do an

episode at all you can't not do one yeah i gotta do something you gotta do something because you

and stacy actually did you were super concerned it was slow for the first hour of it because

stace was like no no i don't want to do it like you're coming up with good stuff she was

too scared to do anything.

And she never gave me that video that she made

of that guy.

Whatever happened with that? That would have been awesome.

Tuna. She just disappeared.

I'll never get it. She'll probably give it to me in 20

years. Accused him of putting

a quart of oil down his pants and stealing

all of it. She idols on

that. Yeah.

She's really active on Twitter now.

I just noticed her on Twitter about a month

ago. That's cool.

She's with a different crew

now. She's hanging out with a bunch of other

people got sick of our shit well i will say this we'll start planning it beginning of november end

of this month then we'll start the planning and we're gonna have time but i'll aim to as long as

i don't have to work on black friday which i probably shouldn't then i'll take my normal 10

o'clock time make sure i start on time and then um i'll go six hours like i did last year so i'll

put an extra beating in it.

Aim for the ceiling.

Sailing? Why?

That's what Enigma said. Gotta aim for the ceiling.

Oh, yeah.

That's our new Reach for the Stars

thing. Aim for the ceiling.

Keep your feet

on the ground and keep aiming for the ceiling.

There's the

That should be the title for the show.

Yeah.

So, Brad,

do you think we're able to keep it

the shoutcast is currently looking

it's like three hour blocks

it's either a madhouse replay

a snowplow replay

yeah I'll probably just use SAM2 to do all the

programming like onto the

onto the thing the Mixler

yeah it's really easy to

program that stuff yeah so

yeah I'll do exactly how you have it

yeah excellent the way it is

a lot of people

the shoutcast is starting to get some steam again

we're starting to hit 20s again finally after the move

from early in

in the spring but the good thing is what i love about the way it's set up it's all automatic it's

i mean there's a three hour block of just prank calls and then you get a three hour block of a

show depending on the day that it is it's either going to be three hours worth of brad shows my

shows or dialer shows or best of pcn which is everything else on the network basically what's

in the podcast will be in a

big pool in there.

Yeah, and then that just keeps rotating

and rotating, unless someone comes on live

and they're on live.

We're going to hopefully go for it.

Sloth's going to help me set it up so you guys

can help me keep it going

with the virtual machine stuff.

Yeah, you can log into it remotely. Awesome.

So yeah, dude, that's going to be great. We're going to be on

24-7. That'll give us a higher

presence in Mixler, hopefully.

Which I'm still convinced, I think

the majority of the users on Mixler

are like hispanics like south american you know like the majority of the channels are all in

spanish there's not a time on the mixer is there what there's no no i'm not with no because we

are we're paying people so we get unlimited ah i thought there was still a limit no we pay

yeah we were a lot yeah one of the perks we got when we did that was the 24 7 thing

oh

-huh.

Another thing, I wanted to try to reach out to Mixler and see about,

being as we're one of the more popular channels on their service,

I believe, whenever I look, we appear to be.

Yeah, I'm looking right now.

We're the third one down, but we've got the most hearts.

Hearts, yeah.

Yeah, you actually got other people that come in, too, and spam their show URL on there.

I know, yeah, Hispanics, usually.

Yeah.

And I tell them stuff in Spanish in their channel, and they don't like that.

¿La culo?

La culo.

There's a lot of Spanish stuff on here. That's weird.

I want to reach out to the Mixler people and see if they'll maybe assist us by getting rid of that chat in Mixler,

which doesn't really help us out, you know what I mean?

I'm used to having two chats.

No, it's a pain in the ass, you know?

it is a pain in the ass put a little alert up there you want to chat go here motherfucker

yeah just direct i mean they should have an option though for subscribers to disable at least

yeah it's true that'd be nice maybe down the road i'll inquire about that i'll try to get a

hold of someone in there mr cross i gave you the links just a minute okay you gave me the links

links to one i forgot for the pair of crap pair of crap okay yes all right i got them ready thank

you awesome is that where they're all just talking about how awesome i am and shit yeah

Yeah.

Okay.

All right.

Hey, how about some more prank calls?

Yeah, let's do it.

Who?

Nah.

No?

Brad, no?

No, just kidding.

I know.

You can do prank calls.

It's all right.

Okay.

Thank you.

I give you permission.

Thanks, buddy.

I just take away from Gary's show.

I'm just so proud that everyone came together to crush Gary's spirit, and now his show is

shit.

He might even be listening.

Who knows?

His show just ended.

He might be on there and be like, hey, I'm going to listen to these guys.

He had to make his way over to either

Phone Losers or to

PCN site

I never plug them

I never tag any of my videos

So someone had to give it away

We were saying PLA

On all of his shows

What's that?

We were saying PLA on all of his shows though

Yeah but Gary's too fucking retarded to pick them up

He tried to

Not the only one with a computer

Yeah alright look

We got a number here

Let's get moving. Let's do something. This is Kyle

who is a weed dealer.

Lord Spoon sending in the number. I trust

Lord Spoon, I think. I think I've had a good

relationship with him. Ew.

Hey. Actually, let me make sure it's not

a cop. How do you do that? Do you just drop

the number in Google, Brad? Is that your process?

Oh, yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I just put it

in Google and see what comes up. Either that or

the white pages reverse thing.

Yeah. Okay. That's what I was thinking

in the white pages.

We could do both, right? I trust this guy. Let me make sure

it's not a cop no i mean he's longtime chatter it could be it could be like gordo who called

the fucking memphis police the other day brad did you see the video of uh the dead getting

swatted yeah yeah that was crazy like uh why did that happen was he just fucking with people

on the air like he does these days yeah he was waving a gun he had this period of time where

he had he got guns and was crazy about them and nunu would mess around with him joking around

like usual and he would come out to nunu and say i have a gun you know i have a gun i'll go to

i'll go to where you are and take care of you and then he would do it to me and i said hey steven

listen don't joke around like that i know you're joking around but like i saw you on battle cam

you're waving around guns and telling people you're over they fuck with you don't do it i told

milkman milkman same thing told him hey steve don't do that shit is it even swatting though i

mean they're people he's waving a gun at people they should call the cops on him yeah well

Threaten people with a gun?

Yeah, you shouldn't fuck around with that.

It was a history.

At first, it started with pizza and male prostitutes being sent to his house.

I was like, he was waving pizza.

No, no, no, no, no.

Pizza was being sent to his house.

A prostitute.

He was waving a prostitute.

Wanking a prostitute on the neck.

Oh, prostitutes!

Everybody, I'm on video waving at prostitutes.

Look at the dick.

No, Neon, no.

Don't be ignorant.

Did they take his gun away?

I never asked them.

Well, yeah, they took it away in the video they do.

I heard in the video, like, the cops were, like, talking to each other.

It was like, this is the second time we've come out about this kind of shit on this guy.

Yeah, this is just another day in this neighborhood or something like that, yeah.

No, no, I thought he was talking about the dead specifically.

Like, they had to come out before him.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's bullshit.

And then the dead got tackled outside, and his arm, his hand got cut.

It got left untreated for seven days, got infected.

infected and oh poor to dead so i like when he was on the air yeah i don't i don't know why he

just doesn't hang out in the chat room and go on his own mixer and talk shit about us well we

tried to talk to he came in the chat last night i just wasn't having it it's like the dead no one

hates you here we just right and they got involved i enjoyed his shows i listened to his shows even

when he was not making prank calls this is kind of amusing but i'll be honest the dad me and the

dad is we're we're as far as this whole networking prank call life thing goes he's one of the few

that i consider really good friend like that i trust just because i've known him for so long

and i know a lot about him milkman uh brad oh yeah you guys of course of that group brad was

the last that i met a sloth also because i know sloth pretty well because they're sloth personal

a friend. Slot. Slot, as

the den says. Slot. Yeah, he said Slotch.

Slotch?

I'm gonna get on Facebook right now and tell

Jihad that you don't consider him a friend.

I don't know him that well.

I'm just saying super close friends.

Oh my god.

Speaking of guns, I just found a

Facebooker.

This guy's holding two pistols in his fucking hand

and he wants you to call him.

Excellent. Let's call him. Alright, is that the last one here?

Uh, no. I put a notation

next to his name.

Let me go to the top.

It's Luis.

It's last four.

Seven, eight, one, eight.

Luis.

I think I overdid it with the pain.

I'm a little concerned.

Okay, so I didn't pay attention to the meds I was taking.

So I either took three Percocets and an Ambien or two Ambien and two Percocets.

Oh, shit.

Is either of this a bad thing?

Probably.

I'm just thinking, like, am I going to overdose?

You're going to die.

No, this is going to put me to sleep for a while.

Permanently.

I'm going to go night and night for like years.

There's a chance it might have been three Percocets too many.

Let me read this because I'm pretty sure this has something to do with us.

It was a Facebooker who says,

Anybody know this number blah blah blah blah blah

Bitches want to play on my phone

And I ain't even had this number a full two days

Certain people have my new number

Let me find out who this is y'all

Call it and figure out who this number belonged to.

What if they totally had an English accent

and you were just assuming that was their accent?

No, I'm looking at the picture.

She's black.

There could be black in this picture.

What if she sounds like downtown to the brown?

Her name is Pretty Face Brie Jones.

It's Bridget Jones, fool.

Bridget Jones.

Oh, shit.

The real Bridget Jones.

Okay, hey, guys, come on.

She's English, right?

That's right.

I was just guessing.

I don't know who Bridget Jones is.

You've never seen that movie, Bridget Jones?

No, sorry.

I missed that one.

It sounds amazing, though.

My wife and you watch it with the whole shit.

Yeah.

that movie was who the hell is renee zell wedgie okay look uh dwight i'm gonna start off with your

guy with the gun pick a picture thing yeah he's jealous i know he's holding two fucking guns like

what's what's up come get something tell him you tell him you're jealous because his guns are

bigger than yours feeling better about this show now we're just chilling relaxing you know what

was going on before shooting some b-ball yeah shooting some outside of school how you doing

is this uh louise hello hello louise hello bang bang yeah what's the deal man who's this yeah

this is dwight motherfucker so what you putting your dick in cameron too that's my bitch that's

my bottom bitch that's his girlfriend speak spanish to him hey it's racist you know say that

yeah what the fuck's your problem there louise yeah you need to change that battery in that

smoke detector but that's another issue yo i'm fucking cameron what's your problem that's my

my bitch.

Who's this?

Where are the bananas?

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm fucking Carmen.

I think you have

the wrong number.

No, I'm fucking

Carmen Lopez.

I'm putting it

in her whale pussy.

Where are the bananas?

You're the most

fucking, eh?

You too,

you fucking ruby.

Eh, you fucking

ruby, eh?

Yeah, fuck your guns,

motherfucker.

Colorado.

Yeah, fuck your guns,

motherfucker.

He said,

fuck you, George.

You think it's

our George,

you think?

George, you suck.

Did George send

that number in?

no i just found it on the uh dashy tool maybe he's a fan who's like yeah fuck you george

he's like oh shit you know what because george said speak mexican to him and he ain't no mix

guy yeah hey brad um have you ever done a call where the person knows who you are and been like

oh cool brad nah no i had one once i called and it was years ago before i was even big and i

called a place west coast and i said my name is jack and he said jack valente and like yeah

Yeah, and he's like, oh, what's up, man?

I thought it was you.

I didn't know what to do.

I was like, okay, cool, man.

I was like, all right, I got to go.

Bye.

It was just like that.

It was kind of cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, that'd be pretty weird.

That'd really fuck up a prank.

Yeah.

It'd be kind of cool, though.

I'll talk to him.

Get into it like that.

I'm always kind of surprised that they don't recognize you guys

because you guys both have pretty distinct voices.

Mm-hmm.

I don't know.

I'm soft and sexy and warm.

brad is younger white sounding some say he's lispy even though i don't really see it i don't

know where the whole lisp thing making fun about brad about a lisp he doesn't have a lisp yeah

don't bring it up at all huh yeah sorry brad no no i agree with that that's fine it's not it's

it's there it's you can hear it no yeah but it's not a lot of s's for us no i'm just kidding no

Put me on the spot with my...

You have a Midwestern accent, don't you?

Do I? I don't know.

I think you do.

I don't know what a Midwestern accent is.

You just said, like, accent earlier.

Like, in my work, our corporate office is over in Illinois,

and they say, balance, Dale.

And it's just like...

I don't think I know stuff like that.

You're not that bad.

Get a room, guys.

You're not that bad.

I'll take you.

That's good.

Okay.

What?

All right, so what's Jeffrey Simpson's deal here, Dwight?

Anything?

He's just a Facebooker?

He's just probably got a new number.

New number on Facebook.

Okay.

All right.

Brad, what do you do with these?

I don't know.

I haven't done these in a long time, really.

Are these the ones where you do reference checks?

Yeah, that's what I originally was doing with them today.

It's been a while.

You should just tell them to hang up the phone.

Okay.

Do you want to regale us with that, or you don't want to?

Okay.

I'm sorry I said that about you.

Hey, hang up the phone.

Hang up the phone.

What?

Hang up the phone right now.

Why do you want me to hang up?

You're the one who called me.

It doesn't matter.

You're the one that's going to hang up right now.

Do it.

We called you.

What?

Just hang up the phone.

Quit being an idiot and hang up the phone.

You called me.

You hang up.

No, you hang up first.

I don't have time for your bullshit.

Just hang up the phone.

I don't have time for your fucking bullshit either.

Who is that?

So why don't you hang up?

No, you hang up.

No, I'm not hanging up.

Um, I don't think...

You're the one who's going to hang up.

Who are you?

You called my husband's phone.

Who are you?

Hey, shut up, bitch.

You need to hang up the phone.

I don't need to hang up nothing, and I'm not a bitch, thank you.

Well, you better hang up the phone, bitch.

I better do nothing.

You ain't my daddy.

You ain't my mama.

Just hang it up.

All right?

Just hang up.

I don't need to hang up shit because I got the number, and I'll tell you what, I'll

take it to the law.

Good.

Take it to the law.

I don't care.

Just hang up the phone.

I'm not hanging up shit.

I said, oh, you want us to take care of this?

Come here and suck the dick.

Why don't you suck a dick, bitch?

You're the one that called my old man's fence.

Suck your dad's dick?

Is that what he wants?

You're afraid to hang up on me.

No, my daddy's deceased.

My dad's deceased, bitch.

You said your old man, motherfucker.

Hey, listen, lady.

You know what the mistake your old man made?

He didn't fucking Ray Rice your ass.

He just needs to knock you the fuck out.

He ain't gonna do shit.

He told me he would.

I talked to him.

He should have hung up the phone.

You don't even know my old man.

I know your old man.

He'd hang up the phone if I told him.

Okay, if you know my old man, what's his name?

Where does he live at?

Just hang up the phone.

We don't have to tell you anything.

Just hang up.

I'm not hanging up shit.

I'm not hanging up nothing, bitch.

Were you sleeping when we called?

Isn't any of your business what I was doing?

I'm a grown 40-year-old woman.

You don't even know what I was doing.

What about what you're doing?

Playing games.

Dude, you're old.

Hang up the phone.

Yeah, Jeffrey's a pussy.

And you're a bastard, bitch.

Listen, you fucking whore.

You old bitch

You want to know what this bitch's name is?

Bitch, come to motherfucking Sydney

I'll show you who a bitch is, bastard

Do you guys want to hear what this bitch's name is?

Her name's Guinea

How many teeth are you missing?

Grow up, you little pussy-fied bastard

Oh, fuck, she's got a receding hairline

She's got a receding hairline

Oh, shut up, you fucking

Stumball dickface

Listen to your dick lips

Oh, God, I'm going to post a post.

Don't eat your mama's washing fishy pussy.

You bastard.

If you weren't missing teeth, you'd hang up the phone.

Bitch, you're the one that called my old man's phone.

I don't have to hang up shit.

Are you chewing on the phone wire with your teeth?

Excuse me.

Excuse me, ma'am.

You're wearing too much eye makeup.

You look like a whore.

Get the dick out of your mouth so I can understand you, cop sucker.

They call you Gummy Bear because you don't have any teeth?

Is that why?

Bitch, whatever.

Whatever. Go eat your mama's wonky pussy.

Oh, she got you there.

Oh, you like to eat pussy instead? Are you a carpet muncher? Is that what it is?

You break your teeth on the floor?

No, that's what you do.

Bitch, that's what you do. That's why you tried to proposition me this morning, and I wouldn't have your wonky ass.

Dude, I bet you wear nasty, like, Daisy Dukes, and you have a fucking hairy, bonch area.

Yeah.

Hey, excuse me, bitch. I take a shower twice a day.

That's why I seen you in a milk drink this morning.

You need to take three.

Hey, Neon, guess what?

Jeffrey's trying to trade his Galaxy 4 for, like, an iPhone 4 or 5.

That's something a hobo would do.

Yeah.

Don't worry about it.

What, you jealous because he's got a Galaxy 4 and I've got a 5, bitch?

We can move up to Amazon, iZone 6, whatever the fuck we want.

Do you want a horse or a wheelchair?

You need a wheelchair?

I've got one down in the basement for you.

You swung your grandma.

Answer the question, bitch, or hang up the phone.

I ain't hanging up shit, bitch.

Make me.

I ain't hanging up shit, bitch.

Hey, you know what?

On Sunday, Jeffrey just made like a killer fucking spinach dip and he put it all over a twat.

Oh, what the fuck?

Ever get that dick out your mouth so I can understand you, you punk motherfucker.

Tell me on Sunday that Jeffrey didn't make a spinach dip and it was out of this fucking world.

Are you jealous because Jeffrey won't have your bitch ass?

Yeah, kind of.

Hey, I bet you'll hang up before we do.

I bet you.

I ain't hanging up shit, bitch.

You're the one who called my old man's phone.

I ain't hanging up nothing.

Why are you answering?

How come your old man can't, or is he fucking deaf?

Yeah, Virginia told me to give you a call.

You're a nasty-ass voice.

I think you're deaf and dumb, you fucking bunch of hypocrites.

At least I have some fucking teeth.

How about that?

Listen, you bitch.

Virginia told me to give you a call.

Yeah, you know what, bitch?

At least I know I don't have no teeth, but you know what?

I ain't got to worry about issues.

My teeth look beautiful.

Oh, please.

Yeah, I really fucking believe that.

All four of them, right?

I can't help it.

You only got four.

I mean, damn.

Hey, let me tell you this.

Uh, Alice, you know, Jeffrey's mom, she's a fucking whore.

You don't even know Jeff's mom.

Maybe your mom's a fucking whore.

A nasty whore, Dad.

I know Alice.

She sucks dick for cheeseburgers.

She sucks all that dick.

Well, I mean, you, your mom, your girl, and all of you down on Vine Street with Vine Street Betty.

You on the edge right there?

You working the beat?

Is that what it is?

Nah, bitch.

You're doing my job for me.

Oh, God, I'm sorry.

Oh, gosh, you got us.

Fuck.

We better hang up.

No, I think this bitch is hanging up.

No, we ain't hanging up.

You know what?

I'm not hanging up, bitch, because I'm recording every fucking thing you're saying, you dumb bastard.

We don't give you permission.

You idiot.

You don't have our permission to record.

What?

It's illegal.

I'm recording every fucking thing you're saying, so keep on talking, you dumb motherfucker.

You don't have permission to record.

It's illegal.

We're going to have you arrested for illegal recording.

We don't give you permission.

Please stop recording and destroy all copies immediately.

I ain't doing shit.

Then you break the law.

What am I seeing things?

Well, we're going to see who's going to get who.

Are you going to hang up the phone to call the police?

No, I'm on my phone, motherfucker.

054, do you think that's going to be traceable?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's it.

She's got us now.

Listen to this story.

I took my dog, Spider, for a walking over by the church behind our building.

And he was playing with something in his mouth.

Hey!

I'm finishing my story bitch

I thought it was $20

I took it out of his mouth

Counted it when I got in my apartment

And it was $60

She found $60

And I got him on recording

You can't record us without permission

So suck a dick bitch

You need our permission

Put away your weed pipe and stuff

Bitch I don't do drugs

I don't get high

So what the fuck ever

Hey, listen, bitch.

Something's up with you already, then.

Stop beating your kids.

I got a recording of you fucking, uh, Bill.

You were cheating on Jay.

You stupid cunt in the background.

You need to go fucking suck a dick in this, you whore.

Don't you talk to me like that.

You got them all in your mouth, honey.

You're airtight.

Bitch, you would know.

Keep sucking.

Is that the only word that you know?

Is that the only word your mom taught you?

Hey, you don't know my mom, you fucking whore.

So whatever, you fucking dumb cunt.

You fucking dumb ass cunt.

Listen, bitch, I know about 65 guys on the Upper East Side that know your mom.

Get that dick out of your mouth so I can understand you, you cocksucker.

Hey, she hung up.

We win.

Is there an applause sound?

Yes, there is.

Let me get to it.

We really need a really bad ring.

I'm trying to.

Oh, shit.

You need a collar, Vash?

Yay, girl.

Calling him back?

Harvey, here's her picture.

I saw her picture, but where's her Facebook?

I don't get her to Facebook.

Okay.

what there's nothing to click on i don't understand facebook

you don't understand facebook it's not being difficult brad you know what you're doing

it's a direct link to a picture how would i that's her click it there's the facebook

it's exactly what she sounds like yeah her name is jeffrey to an automatic voice message

yeah i know i see it now it's jackie you know that's fine because that's what i thought when

and I've seen it too. Mr. Sad.

Which wants to add her as a friend?

Oh, I can't like her posts.

That sucks. You're a dumb bastard.

She posts monster trucks in her

timeline.

The call has been forwarded to an automatic voice

message system. 5, 1,

3, 2, 8, 4, 4,

2, 2, 8. It's not available.

At the tone,

please...

I lost the fucking money and you found us

and God is good. Okay. Guys, we lost it.

We aren't getting her back.

shout out to Manny Martinez

Manuel Martinez on Facebook

who says send me a shout out

there you go to Big Dick Victor

Wright whose name

is Manny that makes sense

and other news

we are calling another number

which one that is I do not know

I do like Brad's approach

shut up

no no Carly

is the shut up person

Brad you did the best so far

shut up

well did you hear jag tv's uh show he did like last week no it's like a 45 minute show and the

entire thing is is uh him just trying to get these uh like two different people to hang up and they

never do and the guy he calls the cops and gets them on the phone with them like puts them on

three-way the cop yells at the guy for wasting their time he's like what do you want me to do

about it yeah i want to know where the cop was from though like was the cop from that guy's town

or was the cop from

the area that he thought Jag was in?

No, the guy's town.

Yeah, it'd be the guy's town. I wonder if he called

911 and put it on three-way or

he just called the local. I like that call

Zolar did when he did that to that cop.

Yeah, he called him Piggy.

Piggy, Piggy.

The girl voice.

Oh, I heard that one.

Remember that? That's on his YouTube.

Hey Brad, when you did

that skit thing too

trying to get the people to hang up

whatever happened to those people did you just hang up on them or did they end up hanging up

oh the original people yeah like uh they never hung up well no wait the lady uh she hung up

after like uh five or six hours like she stayed on the phone for that long and then the guy he

was still sitting on the phone uh when i went to sleep that night like at midnight so i think he

left his phone on overnight just went to sleep yeah and in the morning it was disconnected i

I don't know if he hung up or if it just

disconnected. I hope it was a cordless

battery died, maybe.

Dash, he has a good point.

He said, I don't get her. She always

says to get the dick out of your mouth, then

tells you to go suck a dick.

Alright, so

this number here,

it says new caps

for $10 each and

$75 for the camera.

Oh no, that's

Louise. Yeah, that's Louise. We already

called him.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, yeah.

I still had it.

Okay, then I got another one.

Blake?

That's it.

Blake.

That's all we got.

That's a douchebag.

That's a douchebag?

All right.

That's all I'm going to shut up.

How are you doing there, Blake?

That goes the same thing as Brett.

Carlita, does your prefix really have a zero?

Does it start with a zero?

In my caller ID, yeah.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

When you glance at it, most people aren't going to be able to notice that.

Yeah, most people don't even know you can't do that.

It just doesn't occur to them.

You can't do zero or one, right, I think?

Right, yeah.

You try to call it back, you're going to get the operator.

It's kind of funny.

You know, back in the day, you couldn't have a zero or one in the middle of your prefix either.

Oh, yeah?

No zeros or ones.

Well, it's like dashy when you do, you know, the area code.

Yeah, Blake.

Yeah, what the fuck you doing, man?

Who's this?

Yeah, I'm buddies with Chris.

Huh?

I'm buddies with Chris.

That's who?

Chris Gutierrez.

Yeah.

Yeah, he told me to give you a call.

Cool.

Yeah.

Yeah, you know, he's really upset with you, and he wanted me to tell you a few things.

Yeah, he said you've been being a real motherfucker lately.

Fuck this is, cut the bullshit.

You better shut your fucking mouth and raise your voice to me.

Shut the fuck up.

You hear me?

Fucking Mexican.

Yeah, you have a good night, asshole.

Mexican.

Hang up the phone, bitch.

Come on, bitch, hang it up.

He's too scared to hang up.

What kind of name is Blake?

Blake's a name for a fat woman, white woman.

Blake Guzon.

He's a fucking Giants fan, too.

San Diego or

New York

yeah oh that's cool don't mess with them then

alright we're gonna hang out

the dick's back in your face now Dwight

fuck

no San Francisco Giants

right baseball team not San Diego

San Diego Padres

Andre the Giant

yeah that too

Robert Waldo

my heart's beating really fast

you should get up and dance

booster

I wanna dance

dance can't you see you're gonna get a footloose like a motherfucker i want to do shit honey i'm

want to come over and i want to do my stuff all right so next guadalupe guadalupe

uh new number text me with your name okay we will call instead

you're calling the party you have dialed is unavailable they'll be no

not good man do i feel saucy right now feeling good yeah buddy i might start saying some weird

and shit. Just telling you. Brad

Stalen. I'll keep you under control. Thank you.

Neon. Enigma.

Can't trust them to

keep things. We can, yeah.

Can does. Can

is the turd in the boat.

You guys heard of those galaxy

candy apples that are going around?

Making some this weekend. I'm excited.

You take Jolly Ranchers,

hold like a bag of them,

melt them down,

and you also get edible

glitter. You can get it in the

bakery aisle and

mix that together and then you

dip your apples in that

like you're making candy apples.

And they just look really cool.

They look like space, like sparkly and

swirly. Oh, I've seen those on the

interwebs before. Yeah, on the internet.

So I'm excited.

Okay, that's all. I was just sharing something.

Pictures. Put it on your Instagram.

I don't have one, but I think

I'm going to get an Instagram pretty soon.

They're expensive.

I've got to get my clout score up.

Instagram isn't expensive, it's free.

Yeah, it's pretty expensive.

What? What are you talking about?

If you want the real Instagram, you have to pay for it.

I can get you a deal on it if you want to pay me and I'll set it up.

Yeah, thanks for picking on me.

Are you being a bully?

Yeah, I'm sorry. I'll stop.

I don't appreciate that, bro.

Hey, stop it right now.

What's your clout score right now?

65, I believe.

Yeah.

Matt got me to start the clout thing and I don't get it.

Yeah, I don't really.

Isn't it just like relevance or something?

Yeah, at least in itself.

But I guess it's a good barometer as to how well you're doing with social media.

I guess that's all you could say, right?

Ah.

Eh-eh.

Are we going to keep going?

You guys all right with me?

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Eight more hours.

You got it.

You got it, boss.

Eight hours, man.

Let's just start the Thanksgiving marathon now.

Let's get it over with now.

No, no.

We'll just keep going until Thanksgiving.

Too much.

So much fun.

I'm excited.

What do you think I'm going to do?

Are there going to be poppers?

Thanks for calling.

The party you have dialed is unavailable.

They'll be notified you called.

Neon?

Yes.

Airtight, Neon.

We got four of us here, right?

We got, yeah, we got the cooch.

I think I got a whole hole for all of y'all.

The mouth.

We need one more hole.

We need to just use the hand.

I was told to join the circus.

I have enough.

Okay.

There you go.

So there you go.

I call the back door.

All right.

I got the mouth.

Dwight gets the pee.

Left ear.

Oh, thank God.

Someone said the ear.

Sprig of the coconut oil.

Apparently nobody.

I got some.

That my wife is going to be using as mouthwash, apparently.

Oh, now you're out.

You said wife.

You're out.

What do you mean I'm out?

Are the threes foursome?

That's a threesome.

Yeah, there's a lot of uses for that.

You know it well.

Seriously, I wanted to mention in chat.

I'm curious if anyone's ever tried this or knows of it.

My wife came to me this morning and said...

Thanks for calling.

The party you have got...

She said thanks for calling.

Yeah, she said that.

thanks for calling and also she said that she's gonna start doing what's called oil pulling which

is where you put a few tablespoons of coconut oil in your mouth or grapeseed oil and you swish it

around for a few minutes and it's supposed to pull all the bacteria and stuff and you're yeah

it's supposed to actually rebuild your enamel too apparently yeah for like teeth decay and shit yeah

so that last lady we call we should send her uh some of that yeah actually doesn't happen either

She can't afford coconut oil.

She should call up

as a coconut oil representative.

Apparently the banjo's

have been doing it for centuries.

She might need it to get that new ring on her finger.

Yeah, grease it up.

That's a special thing.

That doesn't work, North White.

It's gonna work.

It doesn't.

No, it doesn't, actually.

It gets all clumpy, you know?

I still love that.

What's your adjourn policy

for the horse?

I said, why? It might have something on it.

Like what? Something like glue?

Like glue? Man juice?

You're disgusting.

Click. Yeah. Oh, shit.

Looking for a horsey cat all over

Target. And then we called the Target

like the regional

office, like the

regional center where they send out the trucks

looking for the horsey cat. Oh, yeah, the distribution

center. The distribution center.

The logistics center.

Okay, Teresa Johnson. We didn't

call her yet, right? No. Nope.

All right, she got the new Galaxy S5.

Hi, F-R-R-R-R, my new shirt.

Whatever.

What's H-Y-F-R mean, guys?

I don't know.

Is that a cool people thing?

What is it?

H-Y-F-R.

I thought that's some kind of internet talk acronym.

Maybe, uh, say it all.

H-Y-F-R.

How you find greases.

Pretty bad one, if you can't tell.

Something for your future reference, maybe?

Your future reference, yeah.

Yeah, something for your future efforts.

Hey, there you go.

Dwight, come through.

Mine was better.

Yes, hi.

Is that Teresa?

Who's this?

Well, my name is Ed.

I'm calling from Samsung Mailing Control.

Why are you calling from Samsung at this time of night?

Don't you know motherfuckers be sleeping?

Don't you talk to me like that.

This is a professional line.

Why are you calling the professional line?

Because you just stole one of our handsets from the store.

Wait, what?

You didn't finish signing all the papers.

What do you mean?

I signed all my papers at Best Buy.

You didn't finish signing all the papers at Best Buy.

They let us know that you left without signing half of the contract papers.

That phone's not yours.

What are you talking about?

I've already been there like four hours ago, yo.

I'm confused.

Yo.

She's trying to say I walked out without signing papers.

Who is this?

This is Eddie.

Hello?

Why are you calling at this time of night?

Call me during normal business hours.

I'm calling for you.

Shut up, you fucking bitch.

Will you?

i'm calling from uh samsung main control we're in south korea that's why i'm calling you at this

time hello well that was fun i enjoyed that one yeah what a bitch dude i'm calling back

it's just starting to get heated back there let's see if he picks up hello hey yes hi hello yeah hi

i have uh i have uh nancy with best buy she's confirming that you didn't sign all the paperwork

work they tried to stop you and you said you weren't going to stop anymore that the phone was

yours you're retired i paid for all my phone fees 4 40 in the morning i work and get up what's going

on you need to bring that phone back to us in the morning when the best buy opens you need to bring

that back it's not yours what do you mean and paid for it you still have to sell them i paid

i paid a hundred and some dollars for my phone sir and i left the store with the purchase i have

have the receipt right here shut up listen you have to sign more go ahead why are you telling

me to shut up and i'm a fucking client of yours you're telling me to shut up ma'am this is i'm

the district manager here of the best buy you're not even open this late i know they they called

me from the korea office because uh they're very korea office they're calling you from the bed

these motherfuckers okay i went and bought a phone today and i paid my hundred and some dollars for

my phone. You don't call me

at 12.40 in the morning and wake

me up when I gotta work the next day.

I have to work tomorrow too. Nobile Collector

calls at 12.40 in the morning.

Get over it. Ma'am, you're

Shut up.

Charge her a bitch fee.

I bet she keeps picking

up. Yeah. Do it again.

Yeah, we gotta tell her we're gonna

disable her

phone right away. Tell her we're sending a

repossession

agent to go get the phone right now.

There's a kill switch in the phone.

Disabling the phone.

Hello? Hey.

Yeah.

I don't know who the fuck this is, but...

Don't curse.

I mean, y'all are calling a little bit too late.

Please don't curse.

And I'm trying to be a little bit respectful to you guys.

Please don't curse, motherfucker.

I used to do telemarketing, and I know how the fuck it is.

But you calling at 24-1 to get a hold of somebody, you should leave a message, and that's it.

There's no rule.

You shouldn't be calling at the hour and talking to somebody about some deals that they stole.

How can we leave a message

if you keep answering the phone, dimwit?

Hey, you can't.

How are you going to tell somebody? Shut up.

I should just call your office tomorrow

and just tell you what.

Can I get a name?

Can I get both of you guys' names?

Hey, guess what, both of you.

We tried to tell her what my name was.

It's Nancy, and I'm calling from Best Buy.

We want the phone back.

If we don't get it back,

there's a kill switch in the phone,

and we will terminate the service.

How do you like that, sir?

We're going to deactivate the phone.

Okay, now this is one thing.

How can you offer somebody a phone without getting the exit?

Well, apparently she doesn't like to listen, and neither do you.

If she actually listened to the contract that she entered,

she would have known that she didn't fill everything out.

Excuse me, sir.

I'm the repossession agent.

I'm going to be coming to your residence to retrieve the cell phone.

Tell me this.

I will be there in the next 20 minutes.

Okay, so how much is it regardless?

It doesn't matter.

How much is it?

It's just, no, she didn't fill out the backsides of any of the pages of the contract,

so she needs to hurry up and get that shit done, because if not...

She didn't initially.

Yeah, you're not.

Don't worry about it.

So what's your name?

She's swearing.

Huh?

I'm Mr. Cross.

What's your name?

Mr. Cross.

She started it.

Tell her to shut the fuck up so we can talk to you.

Hold on, hold on.

What is your name?

Sir, you need to hit her.

Hit her.

Hit her in the face.

Hit her, hit her.

You're a fucking black eye.

Say, shut the fuck up, bitch.

Men are talking.

Push her.

Make her see stars.

Pow, right in the kisser.

Sir, promise me tonight after we get off the phone that you're going to hate fucker.

What'd you say?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Push her down and kick her.

Knock her down the stairs.

Make her bite the curb, sir.

Make her bite the curb.

Finger her.

Like, put one finger each, extra finger in her each time, and then you get a whole fist in her.

Put your fist in her mouth and she shuts the fuck up.

She's a bad representation for women.

Well, we'll discuss this tomorrow

because we're not going to discuss it.

I'll be at Best Buy tomorrow.

Well, we're deactivating the phone right now.

Alright, whatever.

Brad, turn on the switch.

Uh-oh. Play me

Happy Birthday. Kill switch activated.

There goes the phone.

Engaged.

Oh, that worked out perfectly.

Oh, there went the phone.

Brad's doing it.

Oh, my God.

I feel sorry for him, having a girlfriend like that.

She's going to be up yelling all night.

She's probably waiting for the phone.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

3 is not available.

At the tone, please record your message.

When you have...

Hi, we're calling about phone.

If you are satisfied with your message, press 1 to listen to your message.

Press 2 to erase and re-record.

If you are satisfied with your message, press 1 to listen to your message.

Press 2 to erase and re-record.

We did not get your message, either because you were not speaking or because of a bad connection.

To disconnect, press 1 to record your message.

Press 2.

At the end of your message, press 1.

Everybody, you enjoying that? Hello?

Penises.

You stole my phone, you fucking bitch.

Yeah, you stole the phone.

You people stole the phone.

You need to come back here to the Best Buy.

You motherfuckers do this all the time.

You need to be dressed like you're going to go to church.

You need to be dressed nicely.

You fucking people.

No sweatpants.

You can't come in yelling.

No pajama pants.

We're flying in one of the Korean gentlemen tonight from South Korea to take care of this.

And we're going to discontinue the phone remotely if you don't make it here by 10 a.m. tomorrow.

Okay?

Understood?

Is this understood?

You bastards.

If you are satisfied with your message, press 1 to listen to your message review.

Everybody, join in.

This sounds professional.

Yeah, you stole the phone.

You people stole the phone.

You need to come back here the best buy.

You motherfuckers do this all the time.

You need to be dressed like you're going to go to church.

You need to be dressed nicely.

People.

You know what I'm saying?

You can't come in yelling.

No pajama pants.

We're flying in one of the Korean gentlemen tonight from South Korea to take care of this.

and we're going to discontinue the phone remotely if you don't make it here by 10 a.m. tomorrow.

Okay? Understood? Is this understood, you bastards?

If you are satisfied with your message, press 1 to listen to your message.

Press 2 to erase and re-record.

Thank you. Your message has been sent. Goodbye.

They did ask for a message, so.

Yeah, they did.

I love that you're flying someone out from Korea to take care of it.

Mr. Ho.

ho. That makes sense. I should have said

Mr. Ho.

She's still yelling right now. I know

she is. Yeah. Shit.

I'll try to call one time. Gave him a few minutes

there. Horsed around on the voicemail.

Maybe she'll pick up. This will be the last

one. This is not. No.

Hello? Yeah. I have told you

for the last time. I have

to work in the morning. I am going

to get up and go to Best Buy

where I bought this phone where I

signed all my papers and paid for everything.

I have all receipts. Not all of them.

And if you keep calling me at 8

in the morning, I am

fucking canceling this fucking

phone. You can kiss my ass.

We're going to make sure and call it.

Make sure you canceled it.

You'll incur the cancellation fee of $500.

Ma'am, what time are you coming tomorrow?

Ma'am?

Because you're not allowed in the store anymore. You're going to need to

take care of this out on the sidewalk.

Should I try her again or what do you think?

Just knock on the window. We'll come out.

No, just yell.

We'll hear you.

Yeah, we'll hear you coming.

Tell her to bring you a coffee.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice.

Yeah, she's pretty pissed.

We're going to ruin her day because now instead of going to work, she's going to go to Best Buy.

And explain that she got a call, that she forgot to sign half the papers.

I got this call from Hawaii and...

Korean guys.

It must be you guys.

Where's the Korean?

You're like, we don't know what you're talking about, man.

Your call's working fine.

I don't believe you.

You should call Jeffrey back

and see if Guinea will answer the fucking phone again.

She's probably going to be like,

I don't believe you, I want to cancel the phone.

I'm like, wait, why?

Probably.

There's like, at this point,

there's just no convincing her that it wasn't them.

They're going to ask her,

ma'am, how much sleep did you get last night?

You fucking kept calling me, you people.

What would be even better

if she plays the voicemail back for her?

Yeah, plays it for her.

and you believed this ma'am and there were confirmed there was like 16 people on that

voicemail and you believed it did any of you see any of you see the video of a guy

at best buy chimping out because he bought an ipad wi-fi only and he oh yeah he smashes it

he couldn't get online with it because he didn't have a wi-fi access point so he went back and was

fighting about returning it and the shit and then he ended up smashing it up because he just

didn't understand he just didn't he made a big seed right for the best buy oh my god he's like

don't buy your ipad your best buy they tell you wi-fi it doesn't have wi-fi shit it didn't have

wi-fi it was a wi-fi ipad he didn't have he just didn't have internet access at home he didn't have

understand how it works he didn't have an access point yeah

so he goes and smashes it and that was probably what like 500 bucks or more yeah and it was a

a perfectly working ipad stupid idiot yeah good anyway a couple good uh facebooker calls there

yeah i'm working my way down here's the first new number on the list we're gonna call jeffrey

guinea i'm not fucking hanging out jeffrey guinea i was the first one right that simpson guy

yes jeffrey simpson see that's what concerns me is they're engaged now but they're both

Their last name is Simpson.

I think maybe some incest shit going on.

I don't know.

Maybe where they are, that's just an easy name to come by.

Yeah, it might be.

I don't know.

I think they're brother and sister, and they're just fucking...

You can't marry brother and sister.

Not even in the Southern Conference.

If they just don't get married down there, then...

They just continue fucking.

Hang the fucking phone up there, Chief.

I hear you, bitch.

Hang the phone up, motherfucker.

Now hang the fucking phone up.

I know, I know, I don't know who you are, but you need to tell Megan.

She needs to quit doing this shit.

I'm not playing.

She knows who we are.

Hang on.

She knows who we are.

Oh, shit.

We're in trouble now.

Who's Megan?

Megan's in some shit now.

Rip Megan.

See you later, Megan.

I wonder if she called the number and it was some girl named Megan.

Well, the number is non-dialable.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, so they're good.

Hello?

Hey, honey, baby.

Who's Megan?

Yeah, we don't know Megan, okay?

Well, let's see.

Megan's got long, blonde hair.

She's kind of chucky.

She's got a little boy that's almost 11 months old.

She totaled out her car today from a deer.

And I'm going to tell you what.

I know all kinds of shit.

She's a retired heroin addict.

She goes to the clinic every day.

She's got a sugar daddy.

She's got a Mexican baby daddy.

And she's got an old man for a sugar daddy.

Plus, she's got a black dude that she's messing around with that gives her her drugs.

So, anything else you need to know?

So, she's doing pretty good, then.

She's doing pretty good.

So, from your description, she could be your sister.

She's doing pretty good, then, right?

Like, she's got a baby now, has a car.

Looks like she's doing pretty good.

Methadone, sugar daddies all over the place.

She's got white guy, black guy, Mexican guy fucking her.

I don't care who she's got, but y'all need to leave well enough land because I know Megan's putting y'all up to this shit.

Well, I'm going to tell you what, Megan ain't going to be coming around this building no more because I'm going to call the landlord and I'm going to put a stop on it because I'm putting a restraining order on her.

Did they arrest your husband?

What?

Did you get arrested, sir?

Hey, let me ask you a question.

Okay.

How the fuck do you guys know my mom doesn't have no fucking tits?

Megan told us.

Because they were in your mouth.

Yeah, because I asked her if I could titty fuck her.

She's like, I don't have anything.

And I'm like, well, I guess your asshole will have to do.

Yeah, Megan told us about mastectomy and all that kind of shit.

Megan's a gossip hound.

Megan has pictures of it, too.

Megan said that she found pictures, the before and after pictures.

She found them, I guess, in the medical file.

You just tell fucking Megan, I'm getting her for fucking phone harassment.

You don't know her, fucking Megan.

What did she say?

Megan says you owe her some money.

You need to pay Megan.

Yeah.

Right, Megan?

Where's my money, bitch?

I mean, where's my money, bitch?

I talked to Megan, and she said that Guinea was fucking a black dude, too.

Don't give a fucking shiny shoe what the fuck you think, honey.

Hey, what's your landlord's phone number?

We'll call them for you.

What's my landlord's number?

We just want the number.

It's okay.

It's a real shame that your credit sucks so much you can't buy a house because you're poor white trash motherfuckers.

Hey, I'm renting.

You live with your brother, right?

Hey, oh, shut up, bitch.

Shut up.

Shut up, Wanda.

Damn, bitch, I'm trying to make a point.

Like, how many dicks do you have to suck in order to pay your rent?

What?

Yeah, I'm asking Guinea.

How many dicks she has to suck in order to pay the rent?

Do what now?

Yeah, what the fuck ever, bitch.

Okay, okay, I'm sorry, Jeffrey.

How many dicks do you have to suck in order to pay the rent?

That's what they want.

They want you to earn them.

Why don't you come to me right now?

Listen, no, Jeffrey, listen, listen.

Let me look your ass.

Jeffrey, I'll have a civilized conversation with you,

but tell that bitch to shut the fuck up.

Yeah, that stupid bitch has to go.

That's illegal, ma'am.

District 3.

Oh my God, did you hear that?

She is queefed.

Attention, District 3.

We are not giving permission for this conversation to be recorded

and it is not admissible in court as evidence.

Thank you.

Done.

District 3, please arrest this woman for federal wiretapping laws.

See, done.

We're covered.

Go ahead, take it down there, honey.

Call your lawyer before you do.

Maybe bring him down there with you.

You might need him.

Make sure you bring your EBT card, too.

Mm-hmm.

Post bail with.

You might want to try to sneak in some cigarettes where those tits used to be.

You're such a fucking child.

Just hang up on me, Jeffrey.

Listen, Jeffrey will sneak a carton of cigarettes in with this asshole.

And then the dumb bitches won't get it.

Hang up the phone.

Megan says hi, by the way.

Megan is saying hi.

Do you like the black or the white the best?

Do you still have nipples?

Did they keep them?

Do you know Tom, Dick, and Harry?

Yeah.

you know i asked alice i was like hey can i titty fuck you and she's like i got nothing i got

nothing so i just plugged her asshole alice is his mom is on the head the mastectomy

mastectomy mastectomy mastectomy mastectomy mastectomy who cares whatever it is oh i'm a

girl everyone nobody even mentioned that i don't know why he brought that how the fuck did you know

No, nobody brought that up in the previous post.

Yeah, I don't know.

Someone must have said something about tits and he heard something else.

Skunky says we should put her on the genocide list.

Who?

Skunky 420.

Skunky, yeah, okay.

Did we call Guadalupe?

I remember copying, I think, did they answer?

Yeah, Guadalupe didn't answer.

Didn't, I forgot.

It's Guadalupe, okay.

Guadalupe.

All right, so I already called Teresa Johnson.

She got the new Samsung, that was good too.

Here's Jasmine.

See, the show turned around, man.

I needed that break.

Stretched my legs.

Got some of my friends here.

We're doing good.

Love you guys.

Get some dope.

Love all four of you.

Thanks, man.

Hugs.

Hugs all the way.

I love you more.

We're going to have to meet, Brad.

Really.

Yeah.

What

for all right you're calling

from the yeah that must be it hello yeah kayla hello kayla yeah yeah hey hey you're hanging out

oh this is eddie what's up baby how you doing you said to give you a call are you sleeping now

No, I'm not sleeping.

Oh, are you fucking or something?

It sounds like you're having sex.

Fuck no.

What was that noise?

I heard a vibrator.

What was that?

I don't give a damn.

Huh?

That's just my phone.

Oh, I thought it was like your vibrator turning off.

That's good.

Yeah.

Fuck no.

Oh, you want to party?

How in the hell can we party?

I can bring stuff.

I got anything you need.

Where the fuck are you?

I'm about 10 minutes away.

You're 10 minutes away?

Yeah, I could be there in 10 minutes.

Where the fuck are you at?

I can bring a bouncy house, drugs of any kind.

I got Percocets.

I got weed.

I got scratchers.

Yeah.

I got a keg of Killian's Red Beer.

It's cold, ice cold, tapped already.

Okay.

Yeah.

So you want to party or not?

Come on.

Okay.

All right.

Do you want to fuck, too?

Like, will you fuck?

Mm-hmm.

Where are you from?

Originally, I'm from Puerto Rico.

I'm Hispanic.

I'm handsome, Puerto Rican.

I'm from here.

Where are you at?

Where am I at?

I'm just down the street.

You're down the street?

Yeah.

I'm calling from a pay phone.

Who the hell?

Wahahoo Heights.

What?

Weahoo Heights.

The what the what what?

It's called Wahahoo Heights.

Where the fuck is that?

It's brand new.

I don't think you'd know.

It's brand new.

You're on drugs?

Yeah, I am.

I am.

I'm on drugs too, but I think...

I got good shit.

Yeah?

I got good shit.

Me too, buddy.

Me too.

All right.

Well, let's come on.

Let's come over.

her look i'm gonna let me put the the girl on the line here she's spying you know yeah hey honey you

want to party come on you sound like you sound like you want to party come on i'm confused do

you want to party with us sure why not let's get it yeah fuck yeah we're gonna do a drug smoking

party and then sex party we'll make your air do you want to do you want to jump in there first or

do you want first on him or not fucker i'm fucking good let her talk oh damn it i don't want to call

her back she's okay i'll call her back she's all like i do drugs okay hi thanks for calling noren

please leave your message please say your phone number twice thanks for calling what

please say it three times your phone number twice hi thanks for calling noren please leave your

message please say your phone number twice thanks for calling please leave your message after the

Yes. The phone number is 12. Once again, that's 12. 1, 2, 12. 12, 12, 12, 12. Everybody say 12.

13.

12.

1, 2, 12.

11. Your 11s are up.

69.

Press 1 to replay your message. Press 2 to erase and be-

Let's see.

Yes, the phone number is 12.

Once again, that's 12.

1, 2, 12.

12, 12, 12, 12.

Everybody say it.

12, 12, 12, 12.

11.

Your message has been sent.

Yay.

Indiana rebels.

What?

Oh.

Yeah, you got a banana and papaya plants there?

I got papaya plants.

Banana's gone.

Aw, shit.

Why'd you get rid of that motherfucker?

Well, because the people come by calling me for you there.

Stupid.

but i wanted it well i'm sorry you're too late fucking asshole so the papaya plant can i upgrade

it to make bananas can i upgrade the papaya plants to make bananas oh you could do whatever you want

bud what's your problem there kook yeah you're really stupid for selling that before i got a

chance to talk to you oh that's a hawaiian thing the milkman taught us kook yeah i think that's it

it hey honey you're there you have a shed a piece of shit shed over there yeah but i have to um

give you the number i don't have it anymore it's a house i sold the house so what did you put your

number stupid who's this oh i'm eddie i was looking for the shed it's a piece of shit right

yeah but why would you call me stupid because you put piece of shit in the ad i thought it was just

you know we could talk funny like that yeah i know but i i'm sorry do i put piece of shit

I thought you did.

Yeah, that's why I said that.

I wanted to hear her say, no, I didn't.

She admitted to it, caught herself, and hung up.

Well, look at the picture.

It is a piece of shit.

You guys talk to her.

She answers.

I'm out.

I'm done.

Hi, this is Pat.

Leave me a short message, and I'll get right back to you.

Thank you.

Unfortunately, the system cannot process your entries.

The password you have entered does not match our record.

Please contact customer support to reset your password.

All right.

right well i have done my part here nearly five and a half hours of pranks five and a half hours

of pranks just about yeah i want to thank everyone who joined me tonight including neon rbcp enigma

dwight and train wreck is that everybody i believe so man good evening bitches do i thank you for

sending numbers that were actually good i appreciate it i want to thank nunu also for

sending in his uk wankers that seemed pretty good everyone else who sent in ideas and whatnot even

even if I didn't get to them.

Sorry about that.

Thank you for understanding.

All right.

What's next on PCN?

Tomorrow, science.

10 p.m.

10 at Tiffin's Kitchen.

All right, guys.

Have a good night, all of you.

See you.

Talk to you later.

Hang up the phone, motherfucker.

Okay, bye.

Cool.

Brad can be really rude sometimes, guys, right?

He's a real...

All right, I love you guys.

And I will be back on Sunday.

or Madhouse Radio.

The new regular time for Madhouse Radio,

10 p.m. Sunday, Easter.

Me and Milkman during our time.

I was going to mention something else.

I think I already did about the podcast.

Yeah, if you didn't get a chance to,

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search for Prank Call Nation,

subscribe to that podcast,

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All of us highly appreciate that.

also be sure to check out our patreon if you can become a patron we're just finally starting to get

the benefits of that starting starting to apply it to the cost of running this network and starting

to send out the prizes and gifts for those who uh helped us out giant mr giant is already working

on getting the uh the packages set up together with the stickers and the buttons and the this

and that so exciting i can't wait for that shit to go out finally i get like merchandise it's

People are going to be wearing shit that I'm involved in.

I'm so happy.

Yeah.

Okay, peeps.

I'll catch you here.

Otro dia.

Domingo.

God bless.

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