Al Coholic – Step 9 (Prank Call)

24 Jan 2015 · 2 min · 281 words · source

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on a second there.
Hey, bro, you're not going to use that language on this show.
You ain't going to use that language on this show.
Well, we got some real winners out there, winner, winner, chicken dinners.
All right, this next one looks like a real charmer here.
His name is Al.
Hi, Al.
What do you want to talk about, Al?
Hey, thank you very much for having the show.
I really appreciate it.
I've never heard it before, and it really sucks.
So people are thinking it's a joke
Because it's not
I'm on step nine
I'm a recovering alcoholic
I find myself having trouble with triggers
In my life
Death of my mother
The first Christmas without her
And then now today on Facebook
I found out that on Saturday
My ex-wife got married again
I found a bottle
bottle um of my of some vodka yeah story yeah and i have it in my hand right now
yeah no no okay but oh no hey listen listen okay what are you gonna do with that bottle of vodka
al oh yeah uh uh uh angie and katie let me tell you something about this guy he's he's pranking
y'all my last name my last name is kaholic yeah i know don't angie and katie you're gonna have to
learn.
We can't help it. We love everybody.
I mean...
His first name was Al. His last name
was Caholic. Yeah, yeah.
Katie and I see the good in everybody.
Oh, thanks,
Watson. Watson sends me a
text now after the fact sounds fake.
You think so, Watson?
Okay.

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