Carlito in the Duct Work – with Dwight (Prank Call)
24 Jan 2015 · 5 min · 547 words · source
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- Man stuck in vent system asks for help live 5.3 min clip ↓
Transcript
Thank you for calling. Can you help you? My brother just called me and I put him on three-way. He got into your vent system somehow. He's up in your duct work. What? It's really hot up here. I three-wayed him in. He's in your duct work. I can smell like a meat cooking coming up from the kitchen. He needs directions to get out. One moment.
What happened?
What if I just eat the rest of it?
Go ahead and pee.
They'll clean it up later.
Okay.
I smell a piss up here.
Stronger.
I smell a weed like piss.
It's mixed together.
Plays your desk right down into the grills.
I don't know.
There's really a lot of pee.
Okay.
Here.
Bye.
Hello?
Yeah.
He said he got in through the bathroom.
He said he was in there and he heard some noises.
He climbed in through the vent through the bathroom.
Who?
Who?
Well, I don't know a way out of there.
You're going to have to call 911.
Do you have the maps?
He has the map.
No, no, okay, do me a favor.
Take, like, grab one of your sandwiches and go in the bathroom
and put it by the vent so he knows how to get out.
I'll sniff it out.
I'll sniff it out like a doggie.
And I'm over like a doggie because it's really hot up here and I can smell meat.
Well, we don't even know a way out because none of us go over there.
No, go into the men's bathroom.
Have someone go with a cheeseburger and put it, put it at the entrance to the vent and he'll sniff his way out.
Can you just, don't, there's a, I removed the panel on the ceiling in the men's bathroom in the stall.
And I crawled up there. Can someone shine a flashlight through there and I'll be able to see?
Because I'm just lost. It's like a big maze up here and there's rats up here.
Yeah, one moment. Okay.
There's no vent in the bathroom because it's closed.
Are you in there?
You said he shut it on his basement.
Yeah, I pulled it.
That thing's pretty damn small.
I don't think no one can fit in there.
I have a special...
I have a special belt and it shrinks me temporarily.
Okay, well if this is a prank call, I'm gonna have to call the police.
Hey, ma'am. Hey, ma'am.
Alright, hold on. I'm gonna bring a sandwich now.
Bring a sandwich. Bring a sandwich.
I'm gonna start kicking shit up here, mother fucker.
I
Think only for one but they said he's stuck in the bank
He went through the bathroom and then me because because it's a walk in there and the thing is closed and he said oh no
My brother said he shut it when he went in there
Tell me that I'm stuck up here, shit!
Damn, hello.
Get me out of here, Dwight, come on!
Hey, man, are you there?
Hey, uh, he says he can't smell the cheeseburger, he needs something stronger, uh,
try putting your pussy up against that thing, see if he can smell it.
She instantly hung up.
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