Carlito & Dwight – Elevator Shaft (Prank Call)
25 Jan 2015 · 13 min · 1,986 words · source
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Hello, Waikiki, how can I help you?
Hey, how you doing?
I'm calling, my brother just called me and I'm three-waying him in.
He's stuck in your elevator.
Yeah, you want to talk to him?
Because I got him on the phone.
I don't have anything in my elevator.
Hello?
What elevator?
uh i think it's the main elevator here um are you staying yeah what room number are you in
because i don't have anybody stuck in my elevator i was visiting someone here i don't have a room
number i don't know i think you have your phone number i had to call my brother he says he's in
the shaft yeah i'm on the top of the elevator he's in the shaft what is he doing in the shaft
Beats me.
He told me to call you.
He didn't have your number.
He's in my shaft.
In my basement?
No, up your shaft.
What floor are you on?
I have no idea.
Okay, wait.
I'm up here, and the elevator keeps going up and down,
and eventually this mic will come up to me,
and maybe I can write it down.
I can barely hear you.
So what is your name?
Huh?
Are you in Waikiki?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, my name is Brian.
Brian what?
Brian Bolt.
What? I'm sorry, what's your last name?
Brian Bolt, Brian Reinbolt.
I can't hear you.
How do you spell your...
He said Reinbolt.
Reinbolt.
Bolt?
Yeah.
Bolt is the last name?
Reinbolt.
Wrong.
I can't hear you guys.
Rein, Reinbolt.
Okay, his last name is Bolt?
Yeah, it's Rein, R-E-I-A-H-N, Bolt.
And the last name is Bolt?
Yes.
You're fucking stupid!
Excuse me, I'm trying to find out where you're located.
I've heard it before.
When he gets angry like this, he starts kicking shit.
Okay, can you calm down, Ryan?
Because what floor are you on?
I don't have anybody in my car.
I'm not on the floor.
I'm in between floors or something.
I don't know.
Excuse me?
I'm in between fucking floors or something.
I don't fucking know.
Where are you in the elevator?
How did you get into my elevator shaft?
I crawled up to the elevator ceiling. I took the panel down.
Oh my God! Why are you doing that?
Okay, what floor are you on? Please get out of there.
Uh, I don't know. I have no idea.
Tiana, I need you to come down here.
Hey! Listen to me!
I'm home.
You need to get out of the ceiling tile.
Jose, I need your help. Please come in the MLD office now.
Excuse me?
Hey, yeah.
Okay.
Well, the elevator wasn't running, so I got on top and I fixed it.
I spliced two wires and it started moving.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, sir, that has me on the phone.
The person that has me on the phone.
You're talking to me and my brother.
You.
Okay, what's up?
How did the elevator shaft?
He said he took the cover off the top and he went up top.
Okay.
what elevator was he in number one or two or three hey brian which one are you which one
are you in she said she said one a or c uh oh i don't know like i don't know someone
can you please come in my mod office yeah jose can i smoke up here he wants to know
What is he wearing?
He wants to know if he can smoke up there.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
What elevator was he in?
He didn't tell me.
He said he did.
He said.
What did you say?
Two?
I don't know.
I don't know.
One of those numbers.
Yeah.
I gotta take a shit.
Okay, wait.
I can't.
I can't hear you, sir.
He says he has to take.
He said he has to take a shit.
I gotta take a shit.
Okay, listen.
Excuse me, sir.
I need you guys here.
I'm trying to reign him in.
I'm trying to rein in
He's defecating in the vent
He's defecating in the vent
This is Michelle
Hey what happened
We got disconnected
I got into a bad area
I need to know
I need to see
Registered to a room here
Like as a sex offender
What a fucking bitch
Excuse me
Yeah what's going on
I need sir
I need your phone number
The one that just called me
The one that just called you
Okay you got
It's 808
oh jesus you got you got the phone number yeah your phone number yeah 808-923-381
okay i need to know offhand yep was he in the service elevator or the guest elevator
were you in the guest elevator or service oh he's oh he's definitely i think he's defecating
in the vent way.
I'm peeing.
I'm pissing.
Come on, zip it up.
We're trying to get you
out of there.
Was she asking him?
Oh, she wants to know
if you're in the guest elevator
or the, uh,
did you say the staff elevator?
The service.
I'm not in the service.
No, I'm not in the military
or anything like that.
He says he's not in the military.
No.
No.
I'm not asking
if he's in the military.
How did he climb up
into the elevator shaft?
I took an elevator
ceiling panel out.
I climbed up. I did a muscle up. I climbed up here. Okay. I climbed up here. And now I'm on top.
And I put it back on. I put the panel back on. And I've been here hanging out, you know.
Okay, I'm going to find out what's going on.
I'm talking to the people in the elevator. If you shut up for a minute, maybe they can hear me.
Can I ask if people can hear a person in the elevator?
What room do you belong to, Ryan?
What the fucker?
Wait, excuse me, ma'am.
This is the seat, right?
No, this is in...
I'm sorry, we got the wrong number.
Are you trying to call the C...
We got the wrong number, sorry.
Trying to call your mom.
I'm sorry?
We got the wrong...
Trying to call your mom.
We got the wrong number.
You're trying to call the C...
Yeah, well, he said he was trying to call your mother,
but I think I called the wrong number.
Okay, wait, sir.
What hotel is your brother staying at?
Where are you staying at, brother?
Is it the Imperial or is it the C?
I'm in the service elevator.
Oh, he said he's staying in the service elevator.
Yeah, that's where I've been staying.
No, no, no.
He said he got a...
What is your name, sir?
My name is Dwight.
What he said was he came down and he's able to procure a pillow and a blanket
and he's been sleeping on top of the service elevator.
Yeah.
At what hotel?
At what hotel?
He said the Imperial.
He went into my service elevator and climbed up into the elevator shaft.
Well, he sleeps on top.
He's homeless, and he got a pillow and a blanket,
and he just sleeps on top of the elevator.
And I use your pool to shower or bathe.
Okay, are you at the Imperial?
Yeah.
I'm not.
I'm in the mainland.
I'm just three-waying you to him.
Okay, and Dwight, what is your phone number?
Your phone number is area code 808-923-
Oh, that's the phone number?
Yeah, that's the phone number.
I used to live in Hawaii, and I got a cell phone, but I'm back in the mainland.
So wait, so your brother is homeless and staying in my elevator shaft?
Yeah, he sleeps on top of the service elevator, he says.
Sometimes, most of the time I sleep on the roof, but sometimes when the weather's weird, like it's been, I like to sleep in the elevator shaft.
Jose, I need your help, please.
Okay, what do you need, sweetie?
I thought you guys knew.
I mean, I'm not going to write to her.
Okay, I need you to go check in the service elevator if you can hear someone yelling, please.
Oh, are you talking to me or are you talking to your subordinate?
No, I'm talking to my help.
What time did he go into the elevator?
What time did you go, brother?
I'm not going to be quiet so he can't hear me.
No, don't start whispering.
They're trying to help you.
No, no, I'm trying to hear me.
Jesus, there's no helping you.
I don't want to get in trouble.
Ma'am, I don't think he's going to hear him.
He's whispering now.
Okay, I need him to talk to me.
Because I need to know if he's staying at my hotel.
If not, I'm calling 911, Dwight.
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
We got to do...
Come on, talk to her.
Don't whisper.
Okay.
All right, I'll talk to him.
Can you get back out into the thing, please?
I'll go to the roof.
He said he'll climb up through the roof.
To the roof.
to the right rooftop and how is he gonna get down he said a helicopter no there's no helicopter are
you crazy they'll send one for me yeah uh do you guys have one you can send for him no i don't have
a helicopter for him then how am i supposed to get off the roof bring him a can you bring him
a parachute he could base jump are you guys crank calling me right now no i'm trying to help you
help him i'm like jerry mcguire over here okay i'm going to call 9-1-1 and have them call your
number don't do don't do that let me come in let me come in uh let me call my mother no and have
him come down have her come to the hotel no uh i would say illegally i think he's here what hotel
is he at what hotel are you at i think it's called it's called the geneva hotel he said
Aniva, I'm sorry.
Okay, I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm going to call 911.
Let me call my mother and have her go meet him and try to talk him out of there.
No, I don't know what elevator this guy is in, but what I'm trying to ask you is, he's giving different hotels.
Okay.
Is he here at the...
What are you doing, Cross?
Call him, T.
You know what?
You know what?
I just talked to him.
He's not even in an elevator.
He's in the bathroom.
He's not even in the elevator.
He's in the bathroom.
He said he's in the bathroom playing an app on the phone while he's defecating.
I'm going to tell you something right now.
What?
I am calling 911.
And they're going to find out what number this belongs to because this isn't a funny prank.
Fuck you, motherfucker.
Do you understand?
He's taking a poop.
I don't care, but you guys have no right to call me and do this prank phone call.
He's taking a poop.
So is he in an elevator shaft?
No, he's in the bathroom.
He's in a bathroom going poop.
This is not funny.
I don't appreciate this.
I'm playing a game called elevator shaft on my iPad, but I'm in the toilet taking a shit.
Well, apparently I'm going to jail.
Yeah.
You don't goof.
Last show, everybody.
See you later.
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