Make The YouTube Machine Go – 1/27/2015 Show
27 Jan 2015 · 45 min · 6,102 words · source
Calls (10, 30 min of 45 min)
- Comedy Sports IVR menu ivr 1.7 min clip ↓
- Comedy Sports asked about Z in name live 6.1 min clip ↓
- Hookah shop asked about spaces in pipe live 2.2 min clip ↓
- Bowling alley called about husband live 1.4 min clip ↓
- Tailor-made business asked for maids live 2.7 min clip ↓
- Rice King claimed by caller live 2.1 min clip ↓
- 24-hour Indian restaurant ordered from live 1.6 min clip ↓
- Taco burrito order with insults live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Lowe's flooring department call live 9.2 min clip ↓
- Lowe's employee asked for toilet paper live 39 s clip ↓
Transcript
Hey, it's Carl.
I'm here with Tremorag.
Tremorag.
Hey, motherfucker.
How are you?
Fine, motherfucker.
You?
Not, not.
I haven't talked to you in a long time.
Yeah, that's right.
How long was it?
Like months and months and years.
Fuck yeah.
Talking about years, man.
Pounds, baby, pounds.
All right.
So I'm on mostly to see if I can get this YouTube thing going.
I'm giving it one last shot.
Okay.
So right now we're supposed to have a YouTube channel and it should be getting no music.
music but all other audio work hopefully hopefully hopefully finger crossed all right that was
interesting talking to the dead earlier huh yes it was yeah what a animal right tell you he's an
animal uh here's a place called comedy sports with a z the fuck is that me comedy sports let's ask
him comedy sports please press one for show information to speak to a real person or to
make a reservation press two here's the bowling speak to a real person bowling alley still we
need to turn over earlier we're doing bowling comedy sports hey how you doing there boy how
you doing this is comedy sports yeah hey hey me and my friend train we're at the bowling alley
we're looking at laughs so but we're hey hey that's him we're confused exactly what's comedy
sports is like sports like comedy i know what we do is we do comedy about sports so we do
do improv shows is he a comedian yeah we do uh they do improv shows you can't hear me right
you sound gay can you hear my friend yeah who's this oh hey yeah i wasn't talking about you but
yeah what does he stand for what does he's asked you a question hello he asked you a question can
you can you hear him hello yeah i can hear you guys what does the z stand for he's asking you
what the z stands for don't be rude don't be ignorant though right yeah yeah stupid ignorant
Yeah.
Okay.
I can't hear you very well, so I think it would be better if you just call back.
Now you can't hear us well.
What?
Dickhead.
What does he stand for?
Okay.
Have a nice day.
Okay, asshole.
Bye.
All right.
Now, people, you know what I just realized?
People who are hopefully listening on YouTube to check, can you let me hear, could you hear
audio?
It tells me zero viewers right now.
Send me the link.
There will be one.
You want to check?
You check?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't think you could hear the caller, the call itself.
You could just hear who's on Skype, which is you and me.
Okay.
I think I, because I opened it on the wrong window.
Okay.
I'm going to send you the link and we'll test it out.
All right.
And why could he, he couldn't hear us, really?
No, he was playing ignorant.
Yeah, I think so.
He was being a stupid ignorant.
Hopefully that's what it was.
Hold on.
I'm going to, I'm going to mute here.
Because if not, then fuck him.
Anyway, back to the music here.
Well, I said we call him back.
Yeah, I can.
I'm sorry.
I can ear you in the YouTube, Google Plus thing.
Hi, you've reached Comedy Sports.
Please press 1 for show information.
To speak to a real person or to make a reservation, press 2.
Please press 3 for our address.
Ear me.
Open your ear.
Ear me up.
Dumb it down.
Dumb it down.
Welcome to Comedy Sports.
Hey, can you hear me okay?
Yeah, it's a lot better.
How can I help you?
Oh, good.
So my friend Trane had a question for you, and you were really rude.
Yeah, sure.
answer his question damn it go ahead train oh i couldn't even hear you okay hey hey shut up what
what does disease stand for in your name of your boutique oh it doesn't stand for anything it's
just uh it's just part of the name it doesn't stand for anything it's just part of the comedy
sports and that is the at the end i i found it offensive towards me and the remark that you made
previously were offensive as well mr cross do you agree to those statements yeah i do because i mean
me and train we used to do comedy related to sports uh we had a few gigs that we did in
like small towns in utah and like one for one that for example like train here he would take a
football and go into a quarterback stance you know we're like ready to throw it and i will come from
behind in a football uniform and pull down his pants in front of everybody and we'd all laugh
We used to do that in the past, when we were in our homosexual years.
Did you have that past, sir?
And then what he would do, I would stand like a batter with the bat, and he would throw the ball like a pitcher, a baseball.
But it would hit me in the balls really hard, and I'd fall over with the bat.
Like, oooh, and everyone was like, aah, aah, aah, aah.
Yeah. But we quit doing that because it was very hurtful.
And then I smashed up the car, then I smashed up his car with a bat.
Yeah, then I didn't have any car to continue the trip.
You don't understand.
So are you guys asking me questions or are you guys just having a conversation with yourself?
I don't understand.
We're having a conversation with you, asshole.
Motherfucker.
Oh, please don't swear at me.
I don't know what's up.
We never swore at you.
Is this some Bill Cosby comedy show or something?
Don't swear.
is that some kind of libertarian you can't say fucking words flim flarming flarming film
do you guys say flim flarming farming film hello sir we have multiple inquiries to you
for you so who is talking to me what's your name how can i help my name is train and with me i have
mr cross you will refer him as mr cross is that understood or just make a cross with your fingers
you can do that too that works too yeah uh well i don't this call obviously sir sounds weird and
i don't understand what's going on i hope you realize you're on trial here obviously all you're
gonna say will be retained towards you yeah how do you plead how do you plead sir guilty or not
guilty i don't know what this is so i'm going to just connect you're guilty you're guilty
if he doesn't enter a plea he is guilty right attorney of the defense take this man yes
Attorney of the defense?
Is that how you say it?
Defense attorney.
Where does he take the man to?
He's taking him to the glory row.
The glory hall room.
Where he will be asked multiple questions.
By the bailiff?
Probably.
The bailiff.
And who knows.
What's the bailiff called in French?
The policeman that helps out.
The bail would be the sentence, no, not the sentence, but the, if the bailiff is, it's
like a policeman that just stays in the courtroom.
Oh, le greffier, greffier.
Le greffier.
Le greffier.
The greffier.
Greffier.
Gotcha, gotcha, greffier.
What's your French name, Carlito, again?
Charles?
Mathieu.
Wouldn't it just be Charles?
Mathieu, Mathieu, Mathieu.
Mathieu?
Yes.
Oh, you made that up for me, that's right, okay, I'm sorry.
which is matthew or something okay yes yes all right here's salsa chocolate a latin dance latin
music place in the middle yeah yeah in the middle of the desert man one vertical one horizontal
dance let's see did you hear that okay can you see him and help you yeah hi this you do salsa
dancing there uh no that's not here this is a store what's that oh what's the store do what
what kind of store is this do you sell salsa no we don't oh what do you sell then ignorant
what it's a clothing boutique oh yeah oh i have a french man he'd be into that
yes i'm quite into that things that those sort of things he's a designer yeah they're because
i'm french you know hello are you there ma'am hello hello can you hear me all right i'm having
problem with my microphone hello yes i'm a designer would you like to be my model because i
I came in your boutique a couple of times now,
and I did notice that you were interested to be a mannequin for me.
Audio cable.
She had hung up.
Okay.
She had hung up.
Because the quality went like...
Did you say a model or mom?
Yeah, a model.
Carlito, you used to be a model in your time, right?
Hell no.
Yeah.
You were doing the boxer modeling, right?
Boxer modeling?
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the underwear for the man.
for big men big men no no no muscular man muscular man with muscular penises oh quite yes
quite muscular i have quite a muscular penis for you oh i'm quite pleased with that with that
statement we all had an idea neil's the one that keeps calling you hello hi hello hi uh hello yeah
how many spaces come there in the pipe are you gonna uh what do you mean like how much stupid
yeah are you stupid or something like how many spaces are in it
how many spaces are in what in the pipe machine
pipe machine i really don't know what you're talking about you have uh hook a pipe right
I think I'm going to use that sound for my hang up sound on Skype.
The mailbox belongs to Don Babbitt.
It's become pretty well known around here.
Yeah.
Hookah collection.
Yeah.
Hi.
What happened?
I have no idea.
It just started beeping at me.
Okay.
Well, I'm calling about the hookah.
You have hookah pipes, right?
I do have hookahs.
Yes.
Yes, but I don't understand what you mean by spaces.
Is there a man there that maybe understands?
A man's not going to make a difference in what you're asking me.
What you're asking me doesn't make any sense.
I'm pretty sure a man would understand what I'm talking about better than you.
I'm pretty sure a man wouldn't make any sense of what you're saying because there are no spaces in a hookah.
There's hoses in hookahs.
Can we just try?
And there's a bowl in a hookah.
Bitch.
But there's every...
It has to have a space in order to operate.
You probably don't know how things work or machines.
or tools stuff like that just be nice okay well you should not call my shop and be very sexist
or you're not going to get very much help is it really your shop or someone a man's shop
um it's not a man's shop actually almost everyone that works here is women except for one person
that's the problem then so he's the boss the boss isn't the boss no the boss is a woman oh that's a
big problem i understand now why you guys are having trouble understanding what i'm asking for
okay well you're a little bit slow because there are no spaces in hookahs
is there perhaps a another place you can recommend that has men who understand things
no but you can get up to date with the times and know that men are not all whoa whoa whoa
stop being smart with the mouth lady uh well don't forget your place here and be a dick
how about you don't call my shop and be a fucking asshole let me speak to your husband
husband what's his phone number husband i am very very individual and you're how old uh it doesn't
matter how old i am you called me asking me questions and you started calling me stupid
so you called my shop being an asshole so again i have your phone number i could definitely call
and i could report you are you older than 23 and not married is that what's going on here
she's an old lady uh because i'm not mormon old is that why you're asking if i'm 23 and not married
that doesn't matter i mean you can be whatever you want you don't have to be mormon it's preferred
can be but you would understand by now if you were married already and had children and have
responsibilities at 23 years old do you expect someone to be married and have kids yeah by then
i bet you're on birth control too what time do you live in i bet you are in birth control also
is that it i think you need to go back to school and i think you need some help yeah i think you
don't i think you forget your place here don't just don't forget when you see holy father
when you go to heaven and see Holy Father you're gonna have to explain why
you had sex and had these birth control instead of being married and settling
down with a good husband who would take care of you and you would take care of
him in this house and his cooking and cleaning and watering plants I like that
that i like that that was a good move right with the boating that was pretty good get
the bowling in the background the whole time we're just calling for the bowling alley oh
yeah there's only one man here oh yeah he's the boss that was a good one good work man
thank you good job too thank you we did great end the show now all right let's end here's
There's tailor-made beauty supply.
Let's see if they're actually maids.
Okay.
I'm telling them we need to clean the house.
Yeah, tailor-made?
Oh, good.
I'm glad you guys are, you know, taking calls.
I need to order two maids come here and clean up my house.
I have a lot of dog vomit everywhere and dog feces.
And I need them to scrub the toilet nice and good.
Get on their hands and knees and scrub the bathroom floor.
Called the wrong location.
What's your...
This is tailor-made.
Yes, it is.
yeah i need some maids over here some women nice big fat asses all right well do you do you have
big asses do you have big ass hey what's your ass size nice her ass size yeah you could go with the
same angle here but tell that you can tell them that your mistress was sick and you don't want
want your wife to find out so they need to come quick well it's a beauty supply that's a problem
it's not actual tailors or actual mates they are uh hello yes hi can i make it i'd like to
make an order please in order we don't do orders i need one oil oh carlito i think they do they
only do commands yeah i command you is that better honey pie do you understand you feel
better if i command you you'd like to be dominate i hope you're ready to talk to the police oh yeah
hey police oh man for the bowling alley come get us at the bowling alley just to harass me
i called you twice you idiot stupid ignorant you're stupid i can't kill you
let me embellish and exaggerate for the police oh it's so it's the worst calls ever are you there
I commend you to hang up the phone. Yeah, we're having a bowling here. It's quite fun
But she heard she heard yes, here's the rice King you get any question for the rice King
Oh, yeah, I'm the I'm the king of rice. He has no title to call himself like that. I was here first
Tell him he's a pretender to the throne
Mm-hmm. Hey, maybe hey, is this the king of rice?
uh nice king yeah may i speak to the king king you're obviously a servant i need to speak with
the king man business here royal business hello was she indian i don't know i think she was chinese
or something like that could be anybody it's rice a pretender to the throne that's a good expression
Those Indians are still any throne they get their hands on, man.
You know them.
You give them a finger, they take the arm.
Especially the women.
Yeah.
What's your, uh, you don't like a special kind of Indian person according to the Indian
woman?
No, I'm not an Indian.
Indian woman.
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Is it the, is it, what number did I reach?
India.
Uh, my phone number is eight.
Oh yeah.
India.
India.
Right?
No, no, no.
India.
Yeah, I need the throne.
Rice King?
I think, yeah, Nice King.
Okay.
Lice King, Lice King, Lice King.
Are you a pretender to the throne?
I was here first, lady.
Therefore, you shall change your name.
Is that understood?
Would you comply with those order, with those command, those simple command?
Hmm?
Hello?
Okay, give the phone to a man, bitch.
Oh, man.
What the fuck is going on?
I cannot tell when they hung up, right?
She said, wait a minute, I think.
Okay.
they need to buy a better phone there because they are low on my end can you hear them good
it's not your fault it's it's their fault i'm gonna i can make it better
but you might get circuited yeah yeah no no no your own echo
she hung up now finally
yeah probably pick up and hear us like all right that was fun let's not call them again
however we could call i found this indian 24 hour indian place in las vegas on the strip that's
hilarious let me see if show me google maps let's go there fire up the google machine google maps
will take us google maps let's see 24 hour indian las vegas nevada you know how to abbreviate nevada
i bet you don't i bet you yes i did you do yeah how you abbreviate nevada what how do you abbreviate
nevada like with two letters do you know how envy yeah you're good i didn't think you did
yeah well you're canadian i don't know if you did what about uh what about alabama ab nope nope oh
it's a simple one then you fool yeah but you know what i i went in um in cali in nevada like
two years ago yeah yeah oh cool did you go to the hoover dam um no no we didn't have time
Yeah. Went there multiple times, you or yourself, Claudio?
Never been. Never been in the West. Hello?
Hello.
Yeah, hey, I'd like to make an order.
Four, any phone number. Sorry, father. Thank you.
Uh, do you have bancho there?
Do you have bancho?
No, we don't have bancho. Sorry.
Do you have your mother?
I have your father's dig.
His dig? Dig what? What does he dig?
I have your father's dig.
What the fuck is that?
His dig.
Silly. Silly Indian.
you crazy people you try to talk to him okay yeah obviously they will understand me much better than
you should i go straight to the insult part hello yeah you hung up on my friend
son of you son of i love it
What's up bitch motherfucker?
You cock sucker motherfucker?
Alright, let's call some more
Oh, we changed the tune, right
Yeah, a little bit different now
Fuck yeah
Hey, wave at the camera so I can see
how much delay there is
Uh, yeah, yeah
Let me pull it on my camera
I had it on my still shot
Alright, and there's waving
right now
Count the seconds. The audio is working on there?
You can hear you. I was able to hear me a couple minutes ago when you asked me to verify. Okay
We're calling in a very Mormon town, that's why she said why because I'm not Mormon because I'm not married at 23
free with your damn Utah is straight up oh yeah you know I heard that you that
was a beautiful place I heard it's got a lot of natural beauty yes I think there
is more than two minutes of delay Carly though yeah that makes sense it's
YouTube yeah YouTube computer machine you know yeah I'm well versed in those
science hey what kind of rice do you have the main rice the run you the kind
that you cook with water the good one yeah the good one no the one that takes
water no what's the one you just said Jasmine it's like the it's like this
pretty much like this shut up shut up can you go get it back right now so I
can i ask you a question about the label okay one second get the big bag the big five pound bag
yeah all right all right hurry up can you hold it higher i cannot see it yeah
say hold on hold on what hold on this these nuts
okay now the still shot are are gone on the youtube video yeah okay hey i just see you
wave at me yeah that took a while it took a few minutes yeah there's almost like a
two minutes delay here yeah okay and I need you to go ahead and on the back
tell me what directions it has is is it is there gluten in it yeah they can do
that it's okay hey are you um are you I don't know if you follow football
ball Carlito I do really okay um what what is your I don't even know the team the name of the
team that are going in the Super Bowl this year the Seahawks okay and the New England Patriots
from Boston oh yeah I I know one of those Mike yeah hey go ahead buddy okay do you get like uh
by the way are you looking for something to make it in a rice cooker I got a little bit of pot here
are you looking to make it in a pot i was wondering because it's different here than it is
actual pot why is it different you need to do more water or less uh for the for the pot on the stove
it's easier to burn it on the bottom and so you're gonna get a lot of rice like wasted oh but yeah i
do i do have a rice cooker i just put it in measure two cups for one or i think or housing
can you tell me um it's it's pretty much one one and a half cups of rice or one and a half cups
of water or one cup of rice so this kind of jasmine okay all right all right can you go
ahead and open the bag for me but who's jasmine he keeps saying jasmine but what is name i don't
think he's jasmine do you stole her rice is that what it is sir he's talking about can you open the
bag no i can't open it well i just need you to check something inside if it's right well no
there's something else that it does i need you to check it kind of so i can get it i mean i'll get
i'll get that one right there you just no you just stay staple it or something i can't do that
come on please i'm calling from the corporate office please i'll suck your dick dude it's just
a joke no suck your dick really good like i'll eat it sounds like a joke i'm gonna hang up in
a second i'll eat the cum and everything all right i'm hanging up now all right bye no you won't
Mother fucker, you know,
what did I say that that's nasty?
Oh, my God.
What's wrong with me?
I'm sick. I'm sick.
That's what my mom would say to her that you're sick.
Is that what you want to be sick to be a gay?
To be a sick gay?
A sick gay?
To get an aid?
She said that you're going to get an aid.
Oh, my God.
I was 16.
I was prank calling a local radio station as a gay guy.
I was like, Oh, my God, how you doing?
And my mom, like when I hung up,
i turn around my mom is standing right there like is that what you want are you sick you want to be
a gay you want to get an aid okay no it's just a joke mom hey does but does she know yeah she's
still alive right no she's dead oh okay and we burned her and we burned her oh i'm sorry
Sorry.
Freemator.
What's up?
Did she know that you were still doing pranks, like, as an adult?
No, she didn't know.
What would be her reaction, you think?
Eh, she'd give me a shit.
No, come on.
Yeah, she would.
She would find it funny.
If it was big enough that I was paying my bills and giving her money, she'd be okay with it.
Oh, of course.
Into prank form.
Hello?
Yeah, how you doing?
Good, how are you?
Are you looking for her?
I'm not good.
i'm not good i want to make an order one moment please okay okay i need one shrimp excuse me one
shrimp what taco burrito shut up shrimp culo cocktail shrimp taco and then shrimp taco and
then a crab culo no i crab culo oh no what about like el coño tu madre do you sell that huh pericho
Yeah, el coño de tu madre.
¿Cuánto es?
El coño de tu madre es tu puta madre baboso.
Tu madre es puta cochina.
It's caravichos.
Caravicha.
In Spanish, she was telling me,
at first she was like,
no, we do not sell crab ass here.
Are you here for insult or for ordering food?
Yeah, she said that.
The first thing she said,
she sounded like my dad's sister,
my aunt would say.
No, we do not sell crab ass here.
And then I said, do you have your mother's cunt?
And she said, yeah, we got your mother's cunt.
I forgot what she said.
She said something else insulting.
I was speaking, saying just the wrong word.
Carapichol.
What?
That.
Carapichol, which means pig face.
Cock face.
Here, go ahead and call her that.
See?
They may not care.
If they're Mexican, bicho means a bug, like an insect.
It would be still an insult, right?
Insect face.
let me stomp on you
carabicho
carabicho
maricon
hey sir
he just took it like
don't take me
i'm gonna suicide now
that was fun
that was quick
oh i called your
favorite clothes in the hawaii
oh those guys they're really
on to me i'll call the closest one to where i am on the map maybe i can connect you to the um
to the guys that you that the guy that you want to talk in flooring and he when i'm into the call
you can talk to him okay we'll we'll get flooring on the line here
well therefore talking to help you what who hi this is lowe's air sports oh i need to be
transferred the flooring i think you're looking for like lowe's hardware store this is like a
trampoline jim don't be smart with me you little fuck i need help please i think you have the wrong
number no i don't motherfucker you okay do it now i need one i need to make it i need to make a
floor and if all you have is trampolines we'll make a trampoline floor and i can pork your wife
on it okay yeah is your wife does your wife work there help you out too or is she somewhere else
she's she's somewhere else where's she at i'll give her a call i'm actually not married oh you're
not do you have boyfriend girlfriend nope do you have a woman in your life another person in your
life i don't is there anything i can actually help you with why don't you train wreck he's single
yeah i had train wreck he said yeah is he interested are you interested in a french man
yeah i can show you some some part of yourself that you never discovered before i can show you
the world splendid things are gonna happen so whatever that guy yeah he was a little weird
i need to learn the uh aladdin uh what's it called the song i can show you the world from aladdin
yeah a whole new world was that from a whole new world was that aladdin or yeah for some reason i
was one it was uh the other one it was little mermaid you know not sure i think well i could
be wrong here but this is from dashi i think jasmine did sing i think you're right or maybe
it's from the little mermaid who knows i don't think she was all about the new world that she
was going into yeah the new world old order i know but i think her song was i wish i could be
part of that world yeah through the store press i think that was hers so i think you might be right
i remember prince ali was one of them called installations
i didn't like aladdin i wasn't really into it i like like the little monkey or
my little monkey transferring to flooring flooring
Oh, my God.
This is Melissa.
Yes, I'm calling for flooring.
This is flooring.
Good.
Now, can you put a man on the phone?
Yes, I can.
Just a moment.
Thank you.
She's nice.
She's so nice.
This is him.
Hello?
Hey, boy.
How you doing?
I'm doing well, sir.
Yeah.
What did she say about me there?
What was she saying?
You wanted to talk to a man?
Yeah.
Because, you know, women, they mess stuff up.
You're Mormon, right?
You're LDS?
No, I'm not.
Oh, I am.
A lot of people here are, right?
That's right.
Yeah, I am.
Yeah.
My friend is. He had a question about the flooring. He needs some flooring.
What kind of flooring do you have, sir?
You?
Hello?
Hello, sir.
Hello?
Hello?
Can you help me with the flooring thing?
Yeah.
Okay, what kind of floor do you have?
We have tile, we have...
Oh, shut up.
Okay, but...
What are you looking for?
Flooring. Is that the wrong department?
No, this is the right department.
Motherfucker.
Oh, okay, right. Do you have, like, the wood floor?
floor we do have wood floor okay put that down three three planks of that go
ahead yeah yeah hold on I think my friend Carlito has some inquiries on
yourself too hello I think he's in the bathroom hold on I'm gonna sir I need
help with the toilet doesn't go thank you for directions to the store press
Press 1. For store hours, press 2.
To reach a department directly, press 5.
Or to speak with the operator, press 0.
You want me to press...
Yeah, can you? Because I can't find it for some reason.
Okay.
Or maybe it'll just send us.
I got it.
Okay.
Big zero.
Major, it's your call.
Hello?
I have a problem in the toilet. Who can help me?
You know what? I can't understand a word you're saying.
I'm in the toilet!
Hold on.
What a bitch.
I don't understand you. I'm stupid. I'm a woman. I'm a woman. Therefore, I'm stupid. Stupid, ignorant.
Hey, this is Paul. Hey, boy. I'm in the toilet, and I have a problem. Can you help me?
Yeah. I broke something, and I'm in here now. Okay. I broke it. I broke it. What'd you break?
Um, several things here in the bathroom.
In the men's restroom at Lowe's?
In the bathroom, yeah. I broke a whole bunch of stuff.
Okay, how can I help you?
Can you get me out of this mess, please? I want, um, I want, like, clemency.
I want to be able to get out of here without being arrested or stopped or anything.
Okay, um...
I broke things in the, um, in the store. Now I'm hiding here in the bathroom. I'm scared.
I want to give myself up.
Okay.
I took a forklift, and I was driving it, and I crashed it into paint cans, and the paint went all over the forklift and all over me.
I started running away, and I was leaving paint tracks everywhere.
Okay.
Okay, and then this guy told me, hey, you gotta come back here, come back here.
And I did, like, a flying leg kick, and I kicked one of the big, like, displays, and I toppled over, like, two or three of the shelving things.
Okay.
Yeah.
I did some that's okay. And then I did a spin kick and I hit one of the bathrooms on display
and broken all these pieces. And I took a, I took a cash register and I picked it up and I threw it.
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Is that it? That's it. And now I'm hiding in the bathroom. You're just hiding
out in the bathroom? Yeah. Okay. That's fine. Uh, trainer, you got anything? He's here with me.
We're using the glory hole together. Hello, sir. Can you hear me all right?
This isn't very funny. I'm sorry. I don't know what I'm doing. I'm sorry to waste your time and everyone else's.
Hello, sir?
Okay.
What's your name, boy?
I'll go ahead and go now, all right? I'm sorry.
Okay.
Tell him you don't have paper. Tell him you don't have paper.
There's no toilet paper in here.
We need paper?
You could use your shirt. That's all right.
Shut up.
What?
What happened?
I kept my shoes, my t-shirt.
You know what you do with a t-shirt?
You ever take the towel, one end in both hands, and you have it in between your legs, and you just go back and forth?
you know what i'm talking about yeah you ever do that i can't i can't figure out what you
are talking about you never do that that feels good it gets you real clean real dry
it does that's the best way to get dry your balls man dry your asshole
yeah but use a dark colored towel
keep using it all right i'm done this i'm gonna go back review the youtube see how it worked it
seems like it held out okay yeah my cameras stopped working in the middle of that but
But other than that, everything held out.
That's a camera.
The chat is not frozen, but it's like cascading very, very slowly.
Yeah, not a lot of people are talking.
I think it's because of the time.
Or because no one likes me, maybe.
I don't know.
No one likes chat room.
How many people do I have listening right now?
36 plus 70 plus 60.
All right, so I got 160 total.
Shoutcast plus that.
Plus anyone on YouTube, which I don't think is anybody.
no one's even really here you're there so we got one person yeah yeah no there are six people right
now are there we got six that's cool and you can check yeah there are six cool awesome yeah
yeah all right i'm out of here thanks for joining me train wreck it was fun man oh you're out of
the building all right yeah i'm leaving i'm leaving i gotta start working on dinner it was
just a short thing i'll see you later see you later buddy that's him and this is me leaving
See you guys.
Prank call nation.
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