Lost Prank Call: Racist Indian
23 Jun 2015 · 5 min · 993 words · source
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I'm sorry about all that.
Can we just...
Yeah, that's okay.
Fuck yourself.
I don't care, you, man.
I'm sorry.
Can I make a small order for just, like, Papa Dom's?
No.
Well, can you make me real quick?
She was gotting off on her bad foot.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, we got off to a bad wrong foot.
I'm sorry.
It's okay to be a lot of American trash every day like you, man.
Yeah, and I...
You don't respect people, and you don't get respect from anybody.
Yeah, well, you're a stupid Indian.
What are you doing here if you don't like it?
Why don't you go...
Yeah, that's not belong to you, man.
Why don't you...
I live by test.
Why don't you go...
We're on the country, you fucking food stamp people.
You don't have to just buy the food stamp.
I don't know if we buy the food stamp.
Listen.
Yeah, you're the fucking food stamp people.
And we're the food stamp, man.
Hey, stupid.
And in India, you go to the beach, and then you take a shit in the water.
You don't pay the tax, you don't get food stamp.
You know that, right?
Yeah, and in India, you go to the beach, and you take a shit in the water when you're swimming, don't you?
Fucking...
Yeah.
We pay the tax, and you get the food stamp.
Uh-huh.
Well, thank you.
You know that, right?
No.
No, I don't use food stamps.
You're a damn haircut.
Why would you say something like that?
That's horrible.
You're our guest.
You're a guest in our country.
We have the best country in the world.
Not your country, man.
You're a fucking food stamp guy.
You're on the country.
We are on the country.
Yeah.
We pay the tax.
We're on the country.
You fucking asshole.
United States is better than India.
How many gold medals does India have in the Olympics right now?
How much do you have?
You fucking asshole.
Hey, listen.
Asshole, we have 18 gold medals.
Not an Indian around America.
You know there are technology run by Indians.
No.
You fucking stupid asshole.
And drink a potato chip and a Diet Coke.
That's all.
You don't know anything, motherfucker.
What the hell is a Diet Coke?
Yeah.
Listen.
You know the Indian all-marked stuff at work.
You fucking stupid ass sitting on the sofa and watch the football.
That's all you know, guys.
Fucking dumb American.
You know?
So it's a trap, this whole thing.
That's what you guys are planning.
You fucking dumb.
That's the reason that the country let them in the form of people fucking asshole. You don't know anything
Let me ask if you if it needs are so smart. What's what's two plus two? You don't have a nothing motherfucker
You have just like a big song. That's all suck you by self from mother. What do you guys have it motherfucker?
You sister fucker
Oh, my God.
That's horrible.
Yeah.
You show the respect by telling respect to other people.
Nobody belongs to you, any foreigner, any country.
The country, America, depends on the foreigner people.
What the hell are you doing here?
Because you're a slave.
You motherfucker, your father may have come from Indonesia.
You're a slave.
What are they talking about you?
You're a slave.
What do you know about America?
What do you know about America?
You may grow up on the street.
I live in the street. I live in the street. You talk about like shit, man.
It's your glory, you fucking dildo warrior.
You don't know anything about America. Who runs America?
Nobody stays in America, motherfucker.
You don't know anything healthy in America.
Oi, listen, listen, shit.
You talk about America. What do you know about America, man?
As a chocolate teapot.
Yeah, fucking asshole.
Crazy.
You should just only know that you do the shit around there,
stamp a problem in the department,
and eat and fucking drink the potato chips.
You don't have to talk to me like that.
Motherfucker, we're on the country.
Stupid Indian.
Stupid Indian shit.
Smells like shit.
You talk about gold.
Fucking motherfucker, you don't have any diamonds, you fucker.
What are you talking about?
These stupid Indian shits ruin the world, ruin the country.
Yeah, more country.
Motherfucker, all run by America.
America run by Indian people.
You know that.
Nah, too late because so many...
You don't know about without any smoke, cigarette, and drink, that's all you know.
Because the Indians, all they do is fuck the women, and they have Indian babies everywhere.
What? What'd you say?
Huh? Be careful.
You fucking asshole, you don't know anything.
You respect.
Sitting on the $2 couch and sitting there and watching TV.
What the hell are you talking about? You don't know anything about America, man.
You don't know how many states have United States?
Fifty.
How many colors on the flag?
What are you talking about, motherfucker?
Fifty.
You don't know American history.
How many colors on the flag?
I just picked up the other line.
Is he taking our order yet?
Hello?
Indian man?
Are we going to get extra providons with this order or what?
How much?
You're going to have to deck a little better your mother and sister and your girlfriend.
That you get it, motherfucker.
Yeah, so I'll have to make an order for Diet Coke, Diet Pepsi, and to sit on the
couch?
Yeah, that's all you need to know about Diet Pepsi, fucking asshole.
Come outside and see how the world is doing.
No, no, no.
He needs to ejaculate on your face right now.
Can we make an order of mashed potatoes, Diet Coke, and Diet Pepsi,
and we eat it on watch TV and watch on food stamps?
Does that cost that much?
Can I pay with food stamps?
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