Big Stinky Oyster

Okay, sorry, guys.

We have some immature people on here,

and I'm really sorry that you guys are going through that.

I don't understand why you have a chicken in your room.

I'm not playing no fucking games, man.

I fucked you, son of a bitch.

Stop making a stupid comment.

You're out of your crazy mind.

You ain't getting no goddamn dollars.

I'll fuck you all my life long.

You're not perfect.

Why don't you piss off?

You're listening to the Madhouse Radio Prankcast.

one for store hours press two to reach a department directly press five or to speak with the

hey hey hi how you doing okay okay good i was wanting to be transferred to what i need to talk

to someone in tools do you think they'll answer are they busy uh hold on that's not an answer

hey milkman yeah hey how you doing hi doing well okay did you want to introduce yourself

Yeah, it's Manu in Tool World.

Who, Mani?

Manu in Tool World.

Oh, hey, how you doing, my Kanaka?

What's going on?

What's up?

I need one of those tools.

I was wondering to see if you had the one that was on special.

Yeah, what were you looking for?

It's the big tool, the one that goes around.

Like a circular saw?

You push a button, and it has electricity.

I guess it works with the electricity that it has, and it goes.

Do you have the flyer?

What was that?

Do you have the flyer?

You know, I don't know that we have a promotion.

You should have that flyer always in your back pocket, you know, all week.

Yeah.

You should change it out on Thursday.

That's when it comes into effect, right, Thursday?

I'm sorry, what are you looking for?

When does the weekly flyer go into effect?

Goes into effect, well, I'm not sure, actually.

Oh, you must be new or something, or you just don't...

Yeah, I'm new here.

Oh, hey, don't be intimidated, honey, I'm a regular.

Oh, okay, okay.

How you doing, honey, baby?

You sounded nice and handsome.

I didn't think it was you, you know?

The normal guy that I talk to.

You know that guy, he sounds like he's an Indian chief, kind of?

Yeah, I know who you're talking about.

What's his name, Larry?

Let's see.

Chris?

Chris.

Larry, yeah, yeah.

Larry, Larry, yeah.

He told me to give a call tonight.

He's not around, is he?

He is, actually.

I can get him on the line.

Oh, please, yeah.

I'm just going to call him.

Thank you, buddy.

Okay, okay.

All right, I'll be right back.

All right, buddy.

What a stupid name that is, Larry.

He doesn't even question when I say Indian Chief.

Oh, yeah, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Two World, Larry speaking.

Hey, how you doing, Chief?

Yeah, what's up?

Hey, good.

Hey, I was calling to see if you had the flyer on you.

Do you know when the flyer goes into effect?

Do you know when the weekly flyer usually goes into effect, the one that comes in the paper?

Hold on.

All right.

Most recent, it is in effect from the 25th to the 30th.

Ah, okay, so it's in effect now then, right?

That's correct.

I didn't know what the date was.

I just woke up.

All right, cool, cool.

Cool, so I was wondering to see if you have that one right there.

The one right here?

The one right there on the flyer?

Do you have it there?

There's a lot of items on the flyer.

Yeah, I mean, I can show you which one it is if you have the flyer.

What page are you on?

Larry?

Aw, he remembers.

He remembers.

Hey, everybody, it's Carlito, and I'm here with Milkman.

Milkman?

No, Milkman.

Milkman, are you here?

Milkman?

Look man! Look man! I think he has me on mute. He's working.

Yeah, I'm taking it.

Oh, there he is.

I'm about to do this.

Hey, big fuck.

And I think we better take the first one we can get, bro.

Personal AQP.

This one right here.

If it gets worse, you get out of here. I'm telling you, man.

Oh, okay. I don't know what you're saying, but that's okay.

I can do a new rap here. I'm lost.

You're lost?

Come on, come on.

Oh, you're in traffic right now.

Oh, can you honk your horn?

I don't do that. I don't get in trouble.

I don't know what Milkman's doing.

It's really busy right about now.

Alright, that's cool. You're really busy?

Okay. Uh, Jin's here, but

he can't hear. You can't hear the people I'm calling, Jin?

Do you hear her saying in Spanish?

Every time you talk,

it completely cuts out the sound,

so it's completely muted. I can't hear anything else.

It's like an auto

game control or something like

Like, you know.

An auto gain control.

Okay.

All right.

Let's see if I can figure it out.

Like automatic volume or something.

I don't know.

But I definitely don't hear anybody else.

And I don't hear any sound.

Oh, this is so sad.

Hello, this is Carl.

Hey, how are you doing?

I'm right.

Oh, good.

That's good.

God bless you.

Can I speak to Tool World specifically, Larry?

Okay.

Who's calling, please?

This is Cross.

Cross.

Cross?

Yeah.

Give me your phone number.

2016.

Okay.

I get it done. Thank you. No, I need to talk to him fucking stupid. That's what I'm trying to say

Jenny, could you hear anything there? You hear her talking to me? No, I just hear you man, but you hear me fine

I hear you fine

You don't hear ringing nothing. Oh, no, I just hear you now. I didn't hear like any music

How you doing? I need to speak with Larry, please, but you didn't need to just copy down the number

Remember, I said tool world, specifically Larry, but you didn't let me kind of barter.

Okay, he's on break.

All right, then just put me through the tool world.

I don't know why that's so hard.

Why you couldn't give me an opportunity to explain that part of it, you know?

It's pretty ignorant.

That's what I just asked you.

I said he was on break.

I was taking messages for him.

Stupid ignorant.

Can you go ahead and go through, just through to him, through the tool world, through his department then?

I just said I'm taking messages for him.

All right, I don't care anymore.

All right, let's get over it, okay?

I don't know why you're still talking about writing down numbers.

Any change yet?

Do you hear her talking at all, Jen?

Nope.

Nope, nope, nope.

Now I hear a little bit of music.

Oh, that's fine.

That's good.

You're supposed to, yeah.

Here I have you dash upon the scene.

That ought to make a big splash.

Over this little jazz bar I know right here.

La, take it in.

Like a jazz cigarette bar?

Kind of like...

I mean, not really cigarettes.

I'm a California guy.

I mean, you might see these clowns with their inhaler vaporizer thing with fume bullshit in it.

But, you know, they got these clowns out here that are crazy, man.

Like, okay, so go off since they don't smoke.

They get these vaporizers, and then they buy these, like, mega-poils that go on there.

So, literally, like, you could almost, like, melt something with, like, a piece of metal, right?

And then they, like, flood it with this juice.

And the fuckers will, like, blow this big-ass cloud of, like, candy smoke.

Look, man, you need to be careful while talking about that, because you could affect someone very, you know, who's a listener or something, you know?

I don't know.

To me, it don't make a lot of sense.

Why would you want to blow a candy smoke like that, right?

You're taking a big hit of nicotine or something?

I'm just going to go on the record.

I'm not saying anything, but damn thing.

Even oil.

But why would you want to waste that kind of time and money?

They're not expensive, right?

They're not cheap.

You've got to wind your own coils and shit, you know?

You don't wind your own coils and do that.

You buy it already.

What are you talking about?

Who's whining around?

Well, I mean, I'm talking about the dudes that build these mega fuckers, man.

So, like, they're driving down the road, like, 30 miles an hour and blowing clouds off a fucking window.

Well, that's just dumb.

I'm serious, dude.

You don't know what's going on.

You're a fucking retard.

Wow.

No one's...

Hey, how you doing?

I think I just thought of something.

I just thought of something.

You did?

Give me a second.

Let's call Ari.

If it doesn't work, listen, if it doesn't work, I can buy a Skype number, like an American Skype number.

Then it would be cheap for you to call me, right?

mmm yes that would be milk hey yes it would be milkman sir can you talk so

no uh jen can let us know if he can hear you normal please yes yes

i bumped this one knob i just looked at this i was that knob doesn't go like that and i just

touched it i said oh yeah and then yeah so okay it might need some fine tuning you let me know

motherfucker all right we're gonna call you hey you're the knobs you should you should touch my

Oh, well, you know, I tried that once from here and it didn't work because I didn't have a viewer on my phone

They didn't work

So hey speaking of which is called tool world. Would you like some tools call Scott you want some tools, man?

I hope this works. See if I can get some tools. Yeah. Yeah. We're not embarrassed

I hope you hear her talking

You hear her

Look here. I'm pointing my camera phone at it right now. See right here. I'm down the number

Let's see if I can hear me.

Oh, okay.

This is Tasha speaking.

Hello, Tasha.

How are you?

Hello.

I'm well, thank you.

How are you?

Yeah, I'm so good.

I'm excellent.

Listen, I need the tool that does the, you know, the thing, the chisel thing.

Chisel tool?

Well, not really, like a chisel.

I don't know how to explain, like, how it works.

Like, if you, like, you take the hammer, and then you put the tool into the wall,

and then the wall is, like, moving, you know, you push it.

Yes, I need one of the wall-pushing tool hammer things.

Do you have that?

Yes, I can transfer you to our tool world department.

Yeah, can you do that?

I want to talk with them.

Okay, sure.

Hold on.

Yeah.

This is hardware.

How may I help you?

Hello, my man.

How are you?

Hello.

What was that?

Hello, how are you?

This is hardware.

I'm fine.

Good.

Listen, I need the tool.

You have the tools, isn't it?

Tools?

No, this is not the tool department.

Hold on one second.

If you need tools...

Wait, wait.

Yeah, but hold on. The lady transferred me to you. Who are you?

This is hardware. This is not tools.

What do you mean hardware? What kind of hardware?

This is nuts, bolts, lock sets.

What is it that you're looking for?

I don't want nuts or bolts or anything like that.

Why did she put me to you?

I don't know, sir.

I don't have the operator, unfortunately.

Okay, well, put it through to the department. I need a tool.

I echo.

Oh, you have echo?

Yeah, I hear myself.

Oh, dude, what a trip.

I got the hot seat.

Dude is walking out.

Oh, hang on, hang on.

Did you hear Milkman?

Yeah, I hear Milkman, but I hear him quietly.

But more importantly, I can hear, like, when I talk, sometimes I hear myself.

Sometimes, but not all the times?

Not all the times.

It's like I say something, and then I hear myself a little bit, and it cuts myself off.

Oh, okay.

I think that was an adjustment I made trying to fix the thing.

See, this is why I said it was going to take a little bit more.

but if i do this now maybe that'll stop okay well yeah definitely don't hit myself now when i talk

hey yeah fuck yeah we did it we did it milkman oh yeah all right technology working for you

all right well let's go on proper with the show this is carlito i am carlito i raised my hand

uh milkman is here milkman raise your hand over there keep one hand on the wheel please

is oh yeah just do it raise uh your hand got some my hands on my cock oh okay there you go

well raise your cock a little bit make it go up and down a little bit there you go

the gin salute gin i understand you did not uh perform at the last olympics but you were a coach

you were a coach on the archery i i performed you know what i did i performed on everybody

else's mom that's what i did well i know you yeah but you were a coach this in this year's team

You're no longer, you weren't, you know, a contender

After what happened last four years ago

You got disqualified really ugly

In front of your country

And then now you're just a coach

So did you do a lot of fucking in the Olympic Village?

Yeah, there were like a hundred million condoms

And I used all of them

Well, I actually didn't, I don't really like condoms

I don't know why people use them

I think it's stupid, that's me

Yeah, the fucking, they take away all the feelings, man

That's the point, if you're going to use it

You know, they might as well just be fucking the dildo

What you do

Is you just put a little bit of Tabasco sauce

On the end of it right there

Before you stick it in

But even before that kills all the stuff

But also like you put some Tabasco sauce

On your finger you know

Hot sauce any type of hot sauce

No you stick it in her

And if she jumps you know

Or she like yells like oh

Or it hurts her it stings her

Then you know you can't because she's got a problem down there

That's a fair enough thing

I think she's got some kind of lesions or something, you know, something bad.

Vaginal lesions.

If, you know.

What if you have bears surrounding your apartment?

I'm just sad, man.

Is that a signal?

Man, they just fuck because the bears are going to kill you and eat you.

Both of you, you might as well just fuck a little bit before you die.

Just a little bit.

You better watch that red hot sauce, buddy.

Yeah, you're right.

In that case, you get the AIDS and all that Zika virus like Jim probably has after going to Brazil.

Yeah.

Yeah, Zika virus is a trip, man.

You see where that thing is going out there?

Man.

It makes the brain score boom.

Yeah, it makes the brain score boom.

Puerto Rico and the Virgin Islands got it now, too, you know.

I can't wait till Hawaii gets it.

Wow.

Because I don't hear about Hawaii.

I don't even know what we're talking about.

Zika virus?

You know what the Zika is.

Oh, they didn't warn you about the Zika?

You know what?

It might actually start there.

Remember that guy who was always answering in the hardware department?

Malacca guy.

Malacca guy?

Malacca.

I mean, what's a Malacca?

Oh, what the hell is it?

Oh, shit.

The dirty game.

The kanaka game.

The kanaka guy.

Yeah, kanaka.

I can call the first guy and say, hey, what's up, my kanaka?

Yeah, I've been doing this shit too long.

You guys got me all mixed up.

There's a different story every time I turn around.

Yeah, you go.

There you go.

Hey, Milkman, how about some sushi?

I know you like that Japanese stuff.

You're from that island of cannibals.

We'll call them now for you.

Yeah, I like the sushi.

Maguro.

That's tuna, man.

Maguro.

That's the shit.

Maguro.

It's the N-word in Greek.

Maguro.

Hey, how you doing, sushi girl?

Hi, how are you?

Hey, good.

So before I get down there on some sushi, I'm going to be putting some sake on the end

of my finger.

Can you speak a little bit?

I can't hear you.

I need to put some...

I'm going to be putting some sake on the end of my finger.

Are you going to order some sushi?

Yeah, do you have sake?

We do have a sake, but we don't do it to go for sake.

You don't do sushi with sake?

What?

No, sake, you can come down here and drink it, but we don't do it to go and sake.

Yeah, that's pretty, yeah, I know, I'm going to go down there, hello.

Oh, okay, okay.

Yeah, but I want to put it on the end of my finger.

What does that mean?

Well, I'll put the sake on the end of my finger before I stick it up your vagina,

and if, so I know if you have anything bad.

Okay, no problem.

I'm telling you.

Why are you sticking it in her clam hole?

Yeah, I'm telling you, it's a great, it's a great idea.

I'm going to put it in her ass.

I don't know why you keep putting it in your vagina.

I'd put it in my mouth.

Well, you can take the ass, but I'm going for the vagina.

You can have the asshole.

Socky, wang, bang, dangle, ma'am.

All right, everybody.

Jin gets the ass.

Hey, let me try.

Let me try.

All right, all right.

And she answers.

I got your information.

If you keep calling like that, I will call someone else.

Hello?

Oh, hello.

We're not going to do business with you, though.

Bye.

No, no, excuse me.

Hello?

This is funny.

You got to change your number.

Yeah, I will.

but to just pick it up again to me the funniest thing is it's just as funny when you call back

and they go i'm tracing her number i know who you are motherfucker i'll trace your number i'm gonna

put a report on your number oh my god all right i'll change that in the j i'll take care of that

jen don't worry let me just figure out what the local area code i know what it is now here we go

All right, that has been done.

Here we go.

Attempt number two for Jen.

Okay, let's try it.

I hope she didn't hear enough of your voice to recognize you.

Yeah, I'm not going to do a different voice.

Oh, great.

How does he do it?

Here.

Man of ten voices.

Can somebody help you?

Yeah, hi there.

My name is Jen Stewart.

I'm a local guy.

I live in the area, and I heard you guys are, like, really good sushi,

and I just wanted to get some information there about the sushi.

can you tell me about the sushi what is it I said can you tell me about the

sushi I'm a local resident there and I yeah yeah yeah you can you can ask me

what was it what would you like to ask it about okay all righty so do you have

the teriyaki on the on the on the fish we don't have any teriyaki sauce on the

fish ah can I get the teriyaki with the fish we don't do anything with either

than salmon salmon we have it with the teriyaki sauce what kind of hot do you have any hot sauce

hot what hot pot yeah yeah hot sauce that i can put on my food on my on my sushi i want to get

like a hot really hot exciting sauce do you have anything that's really spicy we don't the japanese

food is not hot okay but but do you have anything that's hot that's what i'm asking

if you want we can get you a hot sauce on the side oh that sounds nice and can i put it on my finger

and stick it up your ass oh excuse me i think i spoke to you a while ago no i'm not the same

guy i'm a different guy what do you mean salmon it's a different guy you guys have a you know

no can i hang up yeah sure good i'm okay oh can i hang up please oh he's trained well that's fun

one yeah yeah it's good it's good i think she enjoyed that a little bit yeah i think she liked

it yeah yeah yeah uh hey there's a starbucks equally busy probably i love starbucks man i'm

a gold member at starbucks oh man really you're like that you got the gold man i use my i use my

starbucks card all the time every day i get a starbucks yeah you probably got the gold just

Just because you used the online app for the first time.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I actually bought things.

I bought 50 things and got a gold star.

50 things.

Okay.

Yeah, every time you buy something with your Starbucks card, you get a star.

And then eventually, after 50, you get a gold membership.

And every 15, you get a free drink.

Do you have a Starbucks t-shirt?

No.

You should wear one.

Yeah, fuck that.

Pretty stupid.

Oh, well, I'll go to Starbucks.

Yeah, hey, how you doing?

Oh, good.

I need to make an order.

uh one coffee with heat heat that's so not what where are you going with that where were you going

with that though before that you said that's so not and then you went a different angle oh i heard

i heard what you said it's okay uh do you start pumpkin spice yet when do you start the pumpkin

spice all right what's a few what's a few i'm sure you got the literature there like i'm sure

you can you guys talk to someone else because you're really pissing me off all right is there

a man i can talk to a man well like a man you know above a woman like you i know you're a manager

but not like a male manager appropriate well it would help out the situation a lot more because

between me and you we're not getting along with this gender difference on the phone i can hear

you know your female kind of aggression towards me i didn't understand well i mean you started

off saying that's so not i'm like oh here we go another typical starbucks asshole fucking response

typical asshole

that's the people you like so much Jim?

you like them so much to see how they are?

yeah well that's not the same thing

when I get to Starbucks

everybody's like really nice to me

oh it's him yeah

that's Starbucks of the UK

you're not going to get a Starbucks in the UK right now

well I know but I'm saying that's

Starbucks of the UK

hey how you doing big girl

hello

oh hey how you doing

I like to make an order

order i'm gonna pick it up all right what can i get for you all right one eggs regular scramble

over easy or medium cooked okay how would you like them cooked uh with a little bit of heat in there

you know throw some heat on it all right anything else some meat okay what kind of meat nice meat

you know some nice good tasting meat uh make sure it's hot i cook it up a little bit on the heat

a little throw some heat in there mix in it's the heat all right anything else uh yeah what do you

you have for drinks to go you got see where mountain dew coffee hot chocolate oh you guys

squirt yes anything else you do squirt okay yeah i'll take a squirt okay where are we doing this

are you gonna place an order for real hey you know what squirt is right you know what i'm talking

about right it's a sexual thing hey she's dirty she knows she knew she knew from the start that

but it was a prank.

She sounded quite nice, though.

Yeah, she did.

She sounded pretty nice.

I can see she knows about the 69ers.

Hello?

Hello, please?

Hello?

Do you have my number and you're tracing it?

Call us now.

It's now being traced by AT&T Security and Call Tracing Network.

Corey, pick up the call.

Let's call the neighbors of Larry and Tool World.

This is the best buy.

Floop, floop, floop, floop.

Thanks for calling, Beth.

For store hours, press 1.

Directions, press 2.

To speak with a sales associate, press 3.

thank you for calling back bye this is brianna speaking how may i help you hey big bye brianna

am i talking to a person finally yes oh good i need to talk to someone please okay what uh what's

wrong yeah i need to talk to someone regarding the machines regarding the machine do you know

which machine uh just the machines machine department like computers yeah just machines

machine department okay hold on let me transfer you okay thanks i hope you know what you're doing

and I hope you don't mess it up.

She heard all that.

And the IHOP lady finally hung up.

She was listening that whole time.

Oh, really?

I kept her on.

Still can't get over that egg joke.

Eggs with heat.

Still doing it.

Oh, yeah.

How's the Brexit going there, Jim?

Oh, it's already done, my friend.

It's already over.

Everything's falling apart

and the world is going to shit.

Nice.

So now we're going to run the world with the...

Oh, I almost forgot.

Hey, guys, the dad was trying to call in.

You guys want to talk to him?

No fucking way, really?

Yeah.

Really?

He said he had to switch phones, but he was trying to call.

Oh, yeah.

And I said, let me know when.

He said, okay, and he still hasn't told me.

Have you said Dieter?

Yeah, Dieter.

Oh, no, man.

He got Zika?

Oh, he's had it for a while.

Poor kid.

His trouble just don't end today.

Hello?

Okay, I'll transfer it again.

Para Español, marca nueve.

Come on, man.

Para Español, le.

Para Español.

I don't want Español.

Let's go on.

Is this Mexico?

Just tell me what I can help you with.

Like, what's my repair status?

Or, I have a problem with my computer.

Fuck you.

Para espanol.

I want to speak to a person.

Para espanol.

What do you want Spanish for?

No one's going to understand.

Computer, now I'm not talking to a person.

That's very funny of her to do that.

isn't it after i said all that shit about talking to a person yeah the computer's still listening

sorry oh my god let me try to hit zero i don't think that's gonna work they're fucking stupid

i understand you want to talk to someone yeah yeah just a minute thank you your call may be

recorded and monitored you understood that hey the dad are you here please wait all right the dad

Where is he?

Hello?

Thank you for calling.

That's why I'm hoping I didn't break it.

Yeah, can I speak to television machines, please?

For sales, delivery, installation.

Well, are you in a store, or are you in the main center?

No, yes, it's the call center.

What?

No, yes, it's the call center.

Yeah, I don't know how I got to you.

I was talking to the store, and they put me through to you.

That's stupid.

Okay, and do you want to speak again?

Yeah.

Yeah, because you sound like shit.

Like, I can barely hear you.

What is going on?

Hey, we got to go, man.

talk to the dead for a while okay all right you want to hear the dead day the dead what's up man

how you doing yeah the fuck is going on bro how you doing bro i'm good how are you doing the dead

it's good to talk to you i'm i could be better but you know i'm good i'm a living you know good

good uh chat room's asking is your wife pregnant how's she doing she ain't pregnant how you been

been trying um yeah we were kind of trying oh yeah well you're doing some cream pie or no

huh do you cream pie still in her or like how do you do it yeah yes i do every time yeah oh you

have to then you know if you want to make this huh they care so didn't they care it's not there

oh no it's really hard to understand your spanish today

that dick i told her if she cares oh oh caris eso i don't know what caris maybe that's a dominican

thing hey so that's cool man you know dick caris eso you want this oh do you want this

caris eso oh she's showing her your your fucking um you got your you've been in the fucking states

for too long yeah I know is she there can we talk to her come on tell her I

speak Spanish I'm not gonna talk sexy time to her

yeah yeah just let me talk to her cuz I'm very I'm a nice guy I have a nice

voice and everything and then she may be like I can seduce her

He speaks Spanish.

All right.

I can't translate.

Tell her I'm a beautiful guy and I like Spanish ladies.

All right.

Que él es un hombre lindo y le gustan las latinas, ella, él dice.

Que bueno, felicidades.

¿De dónde tú eres?

He said, very good and congratulations.

Yo soy de Puerto Rico, originalmente.

Does she want to meet up and have like, I don't know, can I stick some salsas or something?

No, he said something very bad.

All right, here are some people who want to ask you some questions.

Are you available?

Quickly.

Okay, if anyone has a question in the chat room, now's the time for her.

Okay, what can we ask her?

One moment.

Did she leave again?

I was going to ask her some questions.

Tell me.

Oh, okay.

How many fingers?

¿Cuántos dedos?

I don't know.

Esa es la pregunta.

That's the question.

¿Cuántos dedos?

No.

Mira, mamá, niema.

Oh, come on.

All right, no answer.

No, okay.

Is the dead well hung?

Si tu esposo tiene la verga bien grande.

Pregúntaselo a él.

Ajá.

¿Cuántos pulgadas?

Pregúntaselo a él.

No, no, no quiere decir.

Ah, okay.

Eso es problema de él.

¿Pero es grande suficiente?

No sé.

No tengo por qué decirlo.

She doesn't want to say if it's big.

She says she doesn't see a reason to say how big it is.

Fuck you, Carlito.

Fuck you.

Okay, now someone else.

Tus senos, tus tetas.

Hey, fuck you, Carlito.

Mama Cuevo.

Mama Cuevo Ladrone, idiota.

Well, they just want to know.

Unless you want to tell us that.

Actually, I think I have a...

No, no.

She's not going to tell you if I'm big or not, okay?

So go fuck yourself.

so seriously oh my fucking god you're fucking you're fucking crazy no come on they're dead

you tell us if it's big is it yeah you tell us how big local you don't want to say it won't

oh my god what the fuck did you have to ask my wife you're fucking crazy seriously is she mad

Yeah, she mad now.

She mad at me?

She says I'm gay.

She says I'm a faggot.

She says to me, I'm American, and I'm talking to other Americans.

You're a faggot, and you're talking to other faggots.

Great, thanks, guys.

She thinks I'm gay.

I love your wife, man.

Yeah, she seems like a nice woman.

You know what?

Carlitos is a faggot, and Jim is a faggot, and Merkman is a faggot.

So, thank you very much.

Yeah, yeah, no worries.

it must be small if she doesn't want to talk about it

I guess

and you don't want to talk about it

you got real upset

as a matter of fact I'm pretty sure I have a picture of you

you showed it to

you showed it to like me

Neon and someone else one day

huh

what did I

talk a little closer to the phone man

I can't hear you

no

what are you doing

doing oh uh we're doing prank calls and we're doing the show that's it that's what we're doing

yeah all right yeah you're not drinking right the dad you're not drinking no drinking no good good

good how many days sober will you want to tell us or how many weeks or i'm gonna say the private

like maybe one one day oh i thought you were dead dead when you get drunk do you do you beat your

your wife no okay i'm gonna go bye

why would you have all fakes to ask him

why would you ask him that

i think that was funny it's not that's

yeah it's it's cool man

there comes another prank call yeah

I didn't mean to offend him, but I was only joking.

What are you calling?

I don't know.

Oh, this guy has old postcards for sale.

Let me tell you.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

No.

All right.

Here's a different person who wants to buy some pint-sized canning jars.

Let me tell you.

Canning jars, sir.

I'm unable to answer the call.

Whoever that was we called before, they were still on the line there.

Let me ask you something.

That's Steve's phone.

Steven, yeah.

Where did that go?

Where did Chiquito go?

He hung up.

Chiquito!

Mira!

No, it's Chiquito.

She got him upset.

I really didn't mean that.

That's his wife's nickname for him.

Chiquito.

Chiquito Bichito.

Bicho Chiquito.

uh someone is someone selling a solid wood interior door there you go jim four of them

a door doors doors door machines selling yep selling selling hello hi yeah i'm after the

doors you know the doors yeah you know the doors you're selling the interior doors

yeah yeah yeah i'm interested in buying two of them well yes i can but i need to some more

information about it what kind of wood is it what i don't know what that means what is that

hello she's half asleep she's half the fuck asleep uh there's questions i wanted to use the

door i wanted to get like i wanted to be over there yeah uh this i will that i was playing

right now this is prophets of rage this is uh this is not a rage against the machine cover band

technically it's uh tom morello uh from raging as a machine as as well as one of the other

members not zach i forget who the second member is uh along with be real from cypress hill and

chuck d from public enemy have made a super group and they've got an album coming out this is a

pre-release to the album and they've been touring here and there so they're they're calling themselves

prophets of rage it's cool it's it's tom morello who's like the fucking man at fucking guitar

really good and uh so you got two of the core members of rage against the machine plus

Plus Chuck D, plus fucking Be Real.

It's really fucking cool.

Really, really cool.

I was quite excited when I heard about that.

Prophets of Rage.

Check it out.

ProphetsofRage.com.

Brought to you by Samsung.

That's exactly how Rage Against the Machine was started.

It's about making money.

It's all about making money.

Gin the Doors, you know?

That didn't work out.

Yeah, the Doors.

Good band.

That's a good band.

Here we go with Looking for a Place to Rent.

on Section 8.

Maybe we can be roommates.

In the vehicle.

Jen, just to let you know

what you're getting into here. I'll start it out.

Section 8 is like

government assistance housing.

It's the ghetto.

Not all the time, almost.

Rage against the machine.

Yeah. Machine part.

My favorite part. They took it out of the

name now. Your call has been forwarded

to an automatic voice message system.

Fuck. Oh well.

A little concerned.

My source for these Swap Shop numbers, there are barely any numbers on there.

I don't know if they stopped their radio show and people aren't using it really anymore.

That's sad.

Someone has men and women's clothes for sale.

We'll get to more stores and such on the West Coast in a minute.

He's going to try to knock out some shippers.

Oh, yeah, actually, I got some U.K. numbers also we can get to.

Are you kidding me?

At this time of the day?

The United Kingdom, yes.

Those came in from, I think, Yokel sent in some numbers.

Thank you, Yokel.

Which area?

I don't know offhand.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice.

All right.

I'll try one more of these.

Someone has some Rhode Island red fertile hatchling eggs.

I have no idea.

I guess those are chickens.

Okay.

Those are chicken.

Yeah, those are little chicken hatchlings.

Okay.

Thank you.

Rhode Island?

I did the Rhode Island red, did the rooster, and the tunes.

Do they sound like they have Rhode Island accents?

Or the bollermen.

Your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

There's something wrong with the bore.

All right.

Let's check out the UK numbers first.

Let's see what I have here.

Okay, these are in.

Let me get to the top of the list.

Boreham, Chelmsford.

Any idea where that's about?

Chelmsford?

Yeah, Chelmsford.

Yeah, I know that.

Chelm?

All right.

Yeah, I don't know.

All right.

I pasted it for you in there just in case.

And I pasted it to the entire chat room.

Yeah, I got it.

I'm not in the chat room, man.

I'm on my mobile phone.

It's a joke.

See if I remember how to dial these internationals.

Yeah, yeah.

That was a problem.

It's always a problem.

Always a problem.

Never a joy.

I always forget how to do that.

I think I take out the zero.

Yeah, you just put full four at the start.

Yeah, and I think I still do the zero one.

That's it.

You want me to do it? Let me take it.

Yeah, G. Anderson.

What's her name?

G. Anderson.

You said you have more?

I've got some more here to go through.

No, no, that's what I was asking.

Have you got more?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I put it in the Skype chat, though.

You should see it.

Oh, you did? Let me hear it.

There should be a whole list of them there.

No.

No?

Oh, maybe. Hang on.

I'm in the wrong chat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got it, got it, got it.

You silly.

All right, here's...

Anderson, so you're doing...

Yep, yep, yep.

Top down.

We're on K-Hall now.

alcohol and alcohol hello i'll be taken at the moment nah k miller hello hey mr miller hello

hello hello who's calling yeah it's mr stewart how are you it's quite important i'm sorry it's

late i know i know it's really really early um i'm really really sorry about that um you forgive

me for that hello hello mr miller hello i don't know what they're doing i hear something i think

he's having a rogering her maybe hello how about i just do the next one all right we'll let them

chill there hey mr miller you can speak anytime you want it's kind of rude what you're doing

i think he's getting into bed with the d smith d smith let's try that you want this one yeah

i really want to do a uk one nice good one hello immediately hung up immediately you're gonna try

again yeah uh same one yeah yeah yeah try again this method because we haven't got through to

a uk person i really want to talk to you jay ward jay ward yeah well uh here's jay this is jay ward

jay ward all right welcome to voicemail

i'll call jay ward back sometimes they answer the second time

it's kind of late what time is it there four hello hello mr ward yep i'm so sorry to disturb

you at this hour uh it's mr stewart how are you it's the middle of the night i understand that

out and I'm really, really sorry. I'm so

sorry. Basically, I'm in the garden

and I'm pretty cold and I was wondering

if I could come in and snuggle up in bed with you.

What do you mean, go on? Can I do that?

Can I come in?

I think he just invited you.

Is that cold out there?

Is it cold?

No. Go on.

Welcome to voicemail.

Go on.

So is rogering still a thing people say over there?

Let me try this

This is C.C. Harris Pounder.

Hello? Is that Mr. Harris?

Mr. Harris? Hello?

This is an important phone call. Hello, Mr. Harris?

Ms. Harris? Please wake up.

Mr. Hennick, wake up. We need to talk.

Hello? This is important. I'll try again.

I got him awake. Maybe he'll yell.

At least he'll yell.

Jen, how do the numbers come up on caller ID there

when you look at it on the phone?

Is it just 4-4 in the number?

No, no. It will just come up like 0-3

or wherever you're calling.

How many digits after the 0?

it's an 11 digit number always so 10 after the zero 10 after the zero

it has to be like the same start as the number you're calling otherwise it's going to be you

know that's the same start as the number yeah so let's say the first six digits they have to be

sort of similar to the the number you're calling then that way it looks like you call it in the

same area uh okay uh like for example if you're calling a london number and it's it starts 0208

one two three that you have to like put oh two oh eight one two three and then you put so the number

so so how many digits are for the area the after the zero the first i think it's the first six let

me just work it out yeah no it's the first five we'll see and then do fight the first five basically

it's a pain in the ass um the problem is it varies in different areas like it's different

in edinburgh than it is to london because london it's usually identified with the first four

numbers, like 0208, 0207, 0203, like that. And then whenever you get

outside, like say you get to Buckinghamshire, for example, like Ellesbury, it's like 01296

and then, you know. I'll just give it a London, man.

That works. It's better than it being a United States one, I think. Maybe that'll help.

That's a good idea, Yoko. I never thought of doing that.

Where are we going with numbers here?

Let's see. Back to the list. It's going to be a break here soon, because I need water.

Water.

Where's my old pad?

There we go.

Was that Harris we just did?

Or was it...

Yeah, it was Harris.

But was it SM?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck it.

We'll try it again.

Hello?

Yes, hi.

How you doing?

I was calling because this is an urgent call from the Water Administration.

Have you used your water within the last 30 minutes, sir?

Not like a salesman, though.

Does this...

Yeah, I guess it would if...

Oh, this is...

Yeah, because...

And the other thing is you've got this fucking American accent, and everybody's like, what

the fuck is this American calling me?

Hello?

hello sir i wanted to tell him to stick his head up a bear's ass that's what i want to say to one

of them um all right uh you have any how many uk numbers you got i just ran out yoko said he could

get some more oh did he put any more in you i don't think he has yoko's typing yeah yeah i'm

gonna do a uk number basically i need to wake somebody up and piss them off yes more and more

not yoko not secret person who's not yoko who's giving us numbers thank you uh oh park

Parkman. Parkman the man.

He's our boy. He used to give me numbers all the time

back in the day before I got

fucking fucked up. Here is

Jurass

Pizza Parlor in Turlock, California.

Jurass

called before 1am EST.

Well, hell, it's time.

Let's do that real quick and then I'll take a break

because it's getting hot. I've got to air out this place.

I've been farting in here a lot. Stop.

It's not good. Pizza, yeah.

Let me try this.

Holy shit, you just pasted the time number.

no i didn't stop uh i'd like to make an order uh pizza no one pizza uh the hot pizza that you

advertise okay your name is pizza she sounds like spin around around the fucking block a few times

that was stupid fucking are you coming uh car back you try her apologize for me maybe

oh 24-hour college dorm front desk lines we gotta get at least one good answer here

One more, one more.

Drew, can you hold, please?

Yeah, okay, hold on.

Hello?

I guess we're holding.

She's still on.

We're holding, we're holding.

Okay, because, you know, I've got to tell her something.

I've got to ask her a couple of questions there.

All right.

Brooks, she hung up.

She fucking hung up.

Fucking bitch.

Hang on.

What do I got here?

These are obviously where the...

Let's try to get at least one more number.

Yokel posted, like, a ton of numbers into Skype.

okay i see that now we'll try this uh jocelyn hall jocelyn jocelyn jocelyn uh i gotta edit

these on the fly these are not formatted here we go jocelyn one more answer and i can take a word

okay hello jocelyn is that hi yes ma'am i was wondering if you're up right now can you go

ahead and stick your head up a bear's asshole oh no she actually picks up that's the thing

Well, there we go.

I promised I would leave after a pickup, and that was a pickup.

No, it's just a break.

It's just a break.

Jim, don't be worried.

Don't be scared.

Go get yourself some tea with some distilled water.

When we come back, we're going to be talking about the benefits or cons of drinking distilled water on a daily basis.

We're also going to be reflecting on why is it that using the term, I have black friends, is racist.

I don't understand why.

I've got some ideas about that.

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Yeah.

The plan was to knock me out the top of the game.

But I overspent.

The truth is all in.

Hey.

What's up?

It's Carlito.

I'm here with Milkman.

Milkman.

Oh.

Hey.

Carlito.

Hey.

Yeah.

It's in stores here.

If it was here, it'd be.

yokel's here but he's being quiet he said

all right uh we got a student uh dorm to call here i've changed my caller id

to look like it's local let's do it where's the email with the fucking email here we go

This is the, this dorm here is apparently where the frats and sororities are in.

Oh, boy.

That's amazing.

Oh, thank you.

Thank Nas for making it.

Nasir Jones.

I think this is his name.

Nashby says hi, Milkman.

Nashby saying hi.

Security, Clark speaking.

hey boy how you doing pretty good how was this hey this is cross in a little bit they're going

to be delivering a package down there for me and some beers who now uh they're going to be

delivering some beers and a package for me down there a little bit some pizzas are going to come

later and then some chicks are going to come that i call off of craigslist you got the right build

in here yeah call yeah right yeah you said they're going to be bringing you some beer uh a package

package uh don't open the package and then there's going to be some beers and they're going

to be delivered by the liquor store and then uh some pizzas and then some girls that i called off

of craigslist some girl you call craigslist uh girls girls multiple girls yeah what's your what's

your name cross cross yeah okay right there all right hey um what time is this supposed to be

about it's it's a little bit we're going to be having an orgy here um i don't know if maybe i

we've got plenty of condoms here if you're interested maybe you want to come down yeah

okay i'll be right there hold on all right i was remembering your motel six calls did you remember

like, oh, yeah, alright, I'll come down.

Yeah, actually, one of them.

The thing is, you know, in reality, I would really genuinely do that.

Yeah. Do you recall that girl, that lady at all that you used to call at that Motel?

She knew you, right? She was actually kind of cool with you?

I've had a lot of people that are really cool with me eventually, even though I've

on that call specifically like you're like oh hey she's like oh hey mr stewart are you calling to

do some more calls today you're like yeah like all right she started putting maybe the airport

san jose maybe because she was like telling you she's putting you through specifically the rooms

that had people in them because she knew which yeah yeah san jose airport i remember i remember

that one yeah she's nice she was really nice to do that say yeah sure i'll put you through

Alright here's the difference

You want to call a dormitory

As they call them where you're from

It's like the Olympic Village

You were staying at

You want me to do it?

Yeah just tell them we're going to have some sex

Alright

Yeah how are you man?

How are you doing?

Doing good

Listen I'm upstairs

Basically I ordered some girls on Craigslist

What I'm trying to do is get as many people as I can

To kind of come in and we're just going to have a bit of fun

we're gonna have a bit of party do you know what i mean you're gonna have a party yeah you know

what kind of a party it's kind of a party you know what i mean but it's like uh you know i'm

hoping to get i'm hoping to get laid to be honest with you um i've just i've called about three

different girls on on craigslist and you know i'm really like i'm looking forward to them coming

over but basically i don't have any more guys and um you know are you busy right now i know i know

this is i know i know it sounds weird and everything but you know what you only live

once right you might as well make the most of it yeah i mean i'm working i'm working uh security

right now don't worry about it like you could think you could take an hour or two hours and

just come for some fun well i mean if they didn't have all these cameras and yeah i'd be

i mean for your security you can get around that right you don't have to worry about that you can

join in you know what i mean so these really hot girls i got one girl she's like um you know i

ordered like a midget and she's like she's like four feet or something and she's like she's

totally hot i mean i'm really looking forward to it she's really like she's a little bit chubby

it's fucking awesome mate you should you should come in and uh you should join us you're a fucking

midget are you here yeah yeah i'm here i'm here man i'm upstairs uh if you if you just come up

and then uh basically just give it like i think in the next half an hour the girls should come

and if you see like a midget and you see a girl um wearing a um uh you're wearing a nurse's

uniform um then you know you know you've got the right girls right so one girl's wearing a

a nurse's uniform then you got a midget in a leather suit and then you've got um another

another girl who's just i don't know what she's going to be wearing i told her to wear stilettos

so she's probably going to have really like high heels or something so you know you're looking out

for three girls and when they come you know um you can you can just come up with them you know

what i mean well i mean you would have to let a man though as a student though yeah yeah but i'll

do that i'll do that you know what i mean this is the thing about being in america i can just i

have the freedom to kind of do what i want and it's like oh fucking hell i love america do you

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah.

I didn't know you could do that, though.

What?

I didn't know you could do that from Craigslist.

Oh, shit, yeah, yeah.

You can just go on Craigslist and you can, like,

there's guards on there all the time, man.

You can get whatever you want.

Like, this midget, I'm really into midgets.

I fucking love midgets.

It's so hot.

And, yeah, so, anyway, you just go on Craigslist

and you just look in the section in the personals

and you'll find it.

You know what I mean?

Huh.

I'll have to check that out, then.

You'll have to check that shit out, man.

So, are you joining us?

I mean, would you fuck a midget?

uh yeah i would but i mean i'd rather make money first yeah you can make money and come on i'll

tell you i'll pay you for your time you just come up and you can you can fucking midget well i mean

if i if i get caught away though you know like i said they got video cameras so yeah i know but

we can get around that don't worry about that like that's not really a problem i mean maybe

you can bring the video camera we can we can film it you know what i mean no have you ever done

anything like have you ever done anything with a man have you ever like been with a man no way

No way.

But, I mean, you sound like a nice guy.

I mean, maybe you can come up and maybe I'll, like, I'll touch you.

No, I'm not.

I don't swing that way at all.

Yeah, I mean, I've just never done it, but you might enjoy it.

You know what I mean?

I've got quite a nice, you know, I've got a nice cock.

Maybe you can, I'll put it in your bum.

Wow.

The fighting words.

Yeah, yeah, it's nice.

I mean, I think you'd enjoy it, you know.

Have you ever stuck your finger up there?

No, uh-uh.

No, you should try it.

It's nice.

You can do, like, a prostate massage while you're having a wank.

It's brilliant.

go man

why

come up and join us

hold on just a second

those fighting words

oh man

that fucking midget

is coming

oh my god

he said fucking midget

that was brilliant

oh yeah

he fancies the bomb

yeah

oh he was all

he was all about it

till the very end there

he was definitely

curious

and interested there

yeah

it's brilliant

It was like, yeah, if there weren't any fucking cameras, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It was like 10 years ago, 15, yeah.

I could have definitely been there.

Matt Hillock is here.

Matt Hillock, how you doing, buddy?

What's up, big guy?

What's up?

Hey, man, what's going on?

I just wanted to ask you, what the fuck are you going to do for Sunday?

For Sunday?

We're on the air, but I don't know if you knew.

We're doing a show.

Oh, it's fine.

I was talking to a nice lady, and I let her go because you were calling.

cool well i was just figuring you get in when you could uh sunday we're recording causing mass

confusing stuff um basically no you do know it's early as fuck in the morning for me oh is it it

did this giant this giant what i don't know where the fuck is he uh who uh matt matt's on uh

matt's here matt he's on um yeah matt where are you i'm in chicago my friend

How are you?

Yeah, I'm doing good, man.

How are you?

Good, good, buddy.

Good, good.

Yeah, well, it's 5 a.m. here, so don't complain about the morning.

Yeah, I know, but I'm just fucking, you know, crippled, drunk, that sleeps like I got up

at fucking 2.30 today, because I had my groceries getting delivered.

Oh, that's nice.

Getting delivered.

How much did you tip for something like that?

Nothing.

Actually, I think Mom's a dirty cat, so I bought it.

Oh, that's good.

but you know they just come to the building because whatever it's nice yeah they're they're

cool yeah should make a burn like 10 things of kitty litter but not to i'll put they put it all

in a hand dolly anyway oh okay so like it doesn't and they're in big just peapod boxes like it's

yeah you're not gonna like it's not like bring a package of cement one at a time yeah oh so you

get peapod all right so do they charge more for peapod is that or is the same prices as there's

there's a delivery involved to it um i don't i don't find it super expensive but then again i

just bought like all like frozen auntie annie's things and uh produce and it was like 120 dollars

so they're picking out your produce for you though right you don't have a problem yeah

no no it's just like some pears and some bags of kale because i'm investigating getting into

the peapod thing but i'm like all right what i might do is i might like go to the local markets

it's for my meat and produce i get it locally grown okay and then do peapod for like all the

other stuff that is not i'm uh i'm fine like they're i don't i'm just buying stupid pears

that i chop up and put in the smoothie right like um but i'm very happy with their although today

they'll say but they fucked up they didn't send me the red pears they sent me these weird little

little things that don't even know what they are yet well that's the problem and you're yeah but

it's the first time they fucked up okay all right so we'll let them slide this time but you should

let them know and say hey they'll be slipping like this is one catch a motherfucker slipping

you know it's not the first time yeah it's gonna be the last yeah your son kind of done you're

all right your son kind of knowing oh no i'm good it's just late in the evening so i'm sorry well

yeah i think we're calling the mall you know we're doing some mall pranks so basically you

You've got to have the video.

Jin's been doing these also.

So if you want to explain, you get video of yourself there while you're doing the call,

and then Jaiad is down there with the street team at the mall, and they're in the store as we're calling it.

You're doing this right now?

No, no, no, no, no.

This is Sunday, Sunday or Monday morning.

Oh, we're talking about Sunday.

Oh, they're actually doing another one on Sunday, are they?

Yeah, I think Jaiad said he had enough stuff for you, but he wants to get a little bit of Matt in there,

and he needs some stuff from me.

okay what time is he doing it though i don't recall i'll message him central time us so 11

a.m eastern which is uh yeah so 5 p.m here or something five four p.m there maybe oh yeah four

p.m yeah standard time yeah four p.m four p.m your time so there you go uh yeah fine okay now

you know i'm real excited i don't know if you i know we're on there but i need to talk to you

about what do you think the best way for me to record video myself on this is right me dwight

uh me and dwight can help you with that and jayad also so we'll get you we'll get you going tomorrow

you know before yeah yeah well we got we got time like i was thinking even if it came down to it i

could just put on mani cam and hit record like whenever there's something well that's what i do

so that's exactly yeah so we're down the right path we're good we're good we're good look at

hey look the hard part is done yeah so i just want i don't know matt and jen haven't seen

videos of this yet i was telling milkman today of some of the stuff but dude the calls of mask

confusion shit is gonna be fucking well jen can tell you he's been doing some of the calls

he's done some of the ones that i haven't been in for the last two sessions black and white

coming at you black and white what oh wait wait i can't see he's got his video coming on i don't

have the i don't have the thing jen how were the calls the last two weekends been on calls

was a mass confusion i've missed them at the it's been yeah i mean it's been okay i mean i only went

on the last on the previous show i mean i don't think the basically they're not as planned as we

are so the the calls aren't really lined up like we have them i mean they have a list but you've

seen it right the list that they share yeah the google drive or whatever yeah and then they go

but it's really difficult because um giant doesn't have a very good phone so there's often like

network problems or the phone doesn't work or something like that but we have had some really

really funny calls we have had people doing really funny stuff i mean one of the ones that

i did recently i don't know if it's on um youtube yet but i we basically called up and somebody in

the store and i i was offended by one of the chains that were in the window on one of the

mannequins so he actually went and replaced it and took it away and you know i started talking

about witchcraft and all this kind of stuff and it was it was hilarious did you get to watch it

did you get to watch it finally yeah yeah i i saw i saw the clip but i don't think it's on

youtube yet basically it's not edited yet it takes ages for him to edit it yeah september 30th

is the date that

the season, episode one

of the season releases and they're going to come out

once a week. I think we've

chosen Fridays is going to be the day they're

going to hit. Right, hang on a minute then.

So basically what you're saying is

we're all pre-recording all these shows. Exactly.

And then they're going to be released week by week.

Yeah, exactly.

I want to say we've got ten episodes in the can

already. I want to say, I can take a quick look

just if people are interested.

I'm just trying to promote it now because I'm real excited.

It's going to be so fucking, it's really

really fucking funny we got some really good shit happening with this real excited for jayad

and we put it's been me uh jayad of course well jayad prince this is project me brad

dwight and jen and then matt's oh did you fucking summon me there you are wow

speak of the devil hey

wow here yeah we have 10 episodes up uh 10 episodes edited already out of 30 i think it

it is i think that's what it is it's something like four months worth we're gonna have out it's

gonna be pretty cool i apologize gentlemen oh you're back it's all right no problem take it

easy oh yeah yeah he's saying it's gonna be like almost a year's worth of shit right yeah pretty

much that's really yeah we were working on it since since this early spring i think we started

working on this season here yeah yeah yeah so then like you know on a sideline somewhere somebody

Somebody fucking messages me and says they want to come on the show.

And nobody told me that this was going to be a massive thing.

I get it.

I get it, Jim.

Yes, we've been kept out the loop.

These guys are out of ideas and they did it to include new blood.

We wanted some more.

We wanted to really fill in that time with some good shit.

yeah dude i so for example like i did some i've done some interviews on skype

uh where i've fallen back in my chair repeatedly uh can you see any of those

dwight did you see those calls yeah the ones that i did where i'm eating

really like so we like me and jay i've seen the eating one yeah it's not the

ones you've fallen out of the chair yeah those are me and jay basically got

together we're like all right one night we're like all right let's

think about the calls that we have done or that we like doing

doing that we can add video to and one of the things i was like yeah i like to interview people

just like you know because i always do these calls where i'm like eating a lot on the phone

like really obnoxiously so i got a bunch of fucking food and yeah i just sat here eating

while i'm trying to interview they're like i can't understand you like what are you saying

i'm interviewing on skype hey but we get their reaction and they get to see me like eating like

like a pig, you know, like stuff on my face

with Doritos and Wendy's hamburgers.

That's a good idea. That's such a good idea

doing, like, steak and then fucking around.

That's so brilliant.

At one point, I'm eating, like, a head of lettuce.

Like, I just bring out a head of lettuce and I start chewing

off the top of it. It's, like, the weirdest

fucking salad ever.

Yeah, so I don't want to give you more spoilers,

but I'm just trying to say it's exciting.

So, look, September 30th, mark your Google

calendars.

Well, that's pretty soon. It's only a month

away. I know.

No. Stressful. Stressful.

So, what is it called?

Calls of Mass Confusion, and there's a

YouTube channel. Calls of Mass Confusion on

YouTube. You can subscribe to it. Make sure you get

those. It's called Marketing

Faggots. Yeah, that's right. Deal with it.

Stickers are coming, too.

Just kidding. Who's Stickers?

They should. Yeah, I know. Yeah, you're all over that, Matt.

You love stickers. Yeah.

Yeah. Alright, so I got more of these

dorms in this

way. I don't even know what university this is.

You were calling, like,

the front desk of the dorms and you can say hey i'm in the dorm like i was saying i'm bringing

hookers to my room you know uh i don't understand i think i'm out of some news going on all right

that's fine all right well hall i guess it's called i'll do this one well security may i help

you hey is there like a central security desk or are you all like in the hall hello uh what

What do you mean?

Like, you're downstairs, right?

You're not, like, in some other room?

Uh-huh.

All right, cool.

I just wanted to make sure I get the right person, you know?

Oh, okay.

Are you going to be here for the next two hours?

Like, how long is your shift?

Yeah, I'll be here until 8 o'clock.

What's going on?

Oh, because we're having a party, kind of.

So we just wanted to make sure it was cool.

Like, you're welcome to come in.

Where are you partying at?

In one of the rooms here.

Oh, upstairs?

Yeah.

Oh, okay.

I mean, is that all right?

right like cool with it well i was all right know about it i guess all right i mean there i mean it's

like a sex party you know so that's kind of like what we're doing like you you know like uh you

know those parties they used to do where you put your keys in a fishbowl all right so you know you

got a pair of keys right everyone puts them in a fishbowl and then you pass it around and whoever's

keys you get out that's who you have sex with oh really yeah so we got like you know a good number

number of people here so we i also call some people off of craigslist you know uh um some

women and they're going to be coming down also hopefully if you can make sure that um they get

they know what room they need to get to but if they need to know you can just tell them how to

get up here what what room is it i mean i'd rather not tell you just in case you know you want to

but they'll they'll know what room they need to go to oh okay they know huh yeah yeah hey um are

Are those guys down there playing hockey table right now still?

Because I need to talk to them.

Yeah, yeah, they're still playing.

Can you tell them I'm calling?

I don't even know who you are.

Cross.

Cross?

Yeah, tell them it's important.

I need to talk to them.

Hold on.

All right, thanks.

Hey, uh, cross boy, you can talk to one of my guys.

Cross, you know him?

Anybody know Cross?

Cross, you can talk to one of y'all.

You can get the name of the person first, then you can ask for the next one.

Hello?

Hey, boy, how you doing?

Good.

Hey, good.

Listen, we have a few noise complaints regarding your playing there.

Could you guys keep it down a little bit, please?

Yeah.

I was getting kind of late.

How much later were you thinking about playing?

Because it's already 20 after.

Quitting a little bit.

Can you guys go ahead and stop now?

Yeah.

Like right now?

All right.

Are your residents here?

Are your residents in the hall or somewhere else?

Yes.

All right.

Can you guys just go ahead and go back to your rooms?

Yes.

All right.

Thanks.

And can you give the phone back to security?

I appreciate it.

All right.

Yeah.

I let them know they need to come back up.

Okay.

All right.

All right, can you make sure that they know that they need to...

Can you just let them...

I don't think you understood.

Can you say that I was just saying that they need to come up, please?

Say what?

Can you just let them know that I was telling them that they need to come up?

Because I think you might have been confused.

Can you just let them make sure that they know that I was asking that they need to come back up here?

Okay.

Okay, like as soon as possible.

It would be appreciated because they have to clean a lot of stuff before these girls get here.

All right.

Can you let them know that, please?

Okay.

All right, okay.

And listen, really, keep the noise down there also, okay?

All right, I'll let them know.

Alright, thanks homie

Alright, bye

Crawl, you know crawl

Crawl, crawl

Okay

I could hear it

That was right

Do you still have all those UK numbers?

Yes, we got the ones that

Are here, yes

The new ones

Okay, let's get to those

I never went back

Be sure to make

okay let me change the caller id back that guy the the gentleman the security guard he said

say what and do what do what yeah yeah he said them both he says say what and do what

no now that was yeah that was a double play cc hall we really call cc harris hang on jocelyn

RP is our next one, right?

I guess.

RP White.

RP Edwards?

A little bit more?

Yeah, because Jocelyn is the one I asked to put a...

Told her to put her heads up to bear's ass.

Yeah, that's right, yeah.

Okay.

And you want this one?

You want to call RP?

Edwards, yeah.

Okay.

RP Edwards.

I want to get a good UK call.

This is really important.

Yeah, it's very important.

It is.

It is rather important.

The honor of the queen is on the line.

Exactly.

I liked part of the show where the phones rang.

oh man all right re white or rf is that an f or an e i can't see half blind all right it's my

crutch always leaning on my crutch oh you know you lean on something excuse for stuff hello mr

white yeah i'm i'm at number two murray court uh i'm sorry to disturb you at this hour uh you

basically you left a can outside the door uh probably i think earlier earlier tonight and

And I got the can, but it's too big.

Sorry?

It's too big, the can that you left for me.

It's too big.

Yeah, yeah, you left a can yesterday.

I don't know, you probably did it last night, didn't you?

You left a can outside my door, and I took it,

and I put, you know, I properly lubricated the can,

but it just doesn't fit.

What do you mean, what's it for?

You left it there, so I thought maybe I'd take it,

and I just lubricated it, and I tried to put it in my bum,

but it just won't go, it's too big.

What are you talking about?

I'm wondering if you have a smaller can.

Do you have a can that might fit?

I'm sorry, you're...

No, no, I'm not, Mr. White.

I'm literally opposite you.

I don't know why you would say something like that.

Hello?

Do it.

He's in limbo.

There he goes.

All right.

Yay.

Fuck's sake.

I didn't want to get a UK call.

This is more.

Don't worry.

That wasn't bad.

That was funny.

A little chuckle.

It's funny if he answers.

I like that.

Yeah.

Hey, look, man.

You like it.

there have been questions in the chat that i probably should answer like when podcast coming

back uh probably in a week or two there'll be an episode up there you must click i would love to

yeah this will be in podcast form i'm sure they'll look at that next month uh and then

we're throwing out should do morning job search shows i do love daytime shows problems with my

current work schedule that's really hard to get a daytime show during the week which i could do

maybe a saturday or a sunday during the day but no one's hiring you know like you don't call back

it's got to be a monday really to really go down so the next time i have a monday off i'll make it

an effort to do that if it's feasible if i'm not sick or something even if i'm sick we'll hook it

i'll do it because yeah those are fun job calls are the best talk to big uh dwight has a floor

go ahead dwight yes oh i was just gonna tell you last night i really freaked some people out on

facebook live uh yeah well uh i got bored because we were looking at uh those pearl parties i think

i explained to you what those were before yes yeah those stupid things those are fun because

we can interrupt their little spiel their little sales pitches so uh so we uh found uh these couple

teenage girls doing prank calls okay and uh so we tricked them into calling lenny uh and of course

they blocked their number but of course we were able to unmask their number with the lenny line

wow it doesn't end uh so we started returning calls to them and going oh you fucking prank

calling my father lenny bitch and uh started freaking them out a little bit and like they're

like all right we're not doing any more prank calls we're not doing any more prank calls and

uh they were doing dares or something so they got out condoms or like what should we do with

With these condoms.

I'm liking the story more.

I give one more call back.

And they answer the phone.

I go.

Oh all of a sudden it's condom time.

I thought it was prank call time.

And they fucking hang the phone up.

And freak the fuck out.

And then they realize I'm watching the live.

And they like literally almost break this fucking phone.

Trying to turn the live off.

Condom time.

Were they of legal age?

No.

Were they of age? No, I would guess probably

616-ish.

That's why it wasn't

dirty Uncle Dwight.

It was just...

Yeah, man, if you wouldn't have let it go,

it was going there.

Yeah, totally.

It was like the address.

Well, it is in some places,

but no, I didn't take it there.

I was just, why the fuck are you calling my father

Lenny and shit like that?

It's legal in the UK.

would like their number.

Yeah, well, they were just getting scared

that the people they were calling, because I was using

previous caller IDs that they had been calling

to, and calling them back.

So they thought the

prankies were returning their calls

and shit, so they were getting scared

about it.

Good work, Dwight. Let's show them

a lesson. Don't prank call.

Kids, if you're out there, don't do a prank call.

Oh, they were doing shit. They were like,

oh, yeah, is this so-and-so? Listen,

listen, you gave me AIDS, and I'm like,

what? What? That's not a good

prank call. What are you doing?

They're 16. They're learning. I don't know.

We've had some 16-year-olds run into pranks

that are way better than that, though, you know?

We've had some pretty fucking funny, like,

Lux. Oh, I've seen some terrible ones.

I've seen guys making death threats on there,

like, I'm gonna run over to your place, and I'm gonna

shoot you up, and, like, these guys hung up. He's like,

ah, he's scared, he's scared.

It's like, dude, you just literally threatened

to ride by his house and shoot him up.

Who wouldn't be scared? He just committed a felony

on the phone that's funny yo that's funny wow getting people afraid of their life and shit

yeah right by your house i'm gonna shoot you up

just tell anybody out there in radio land i am in prank call nation tiny chat oh tiny chat.com

slash is a prank call nation correct oh cool the old bra the old uh old reliable tiny chat

chat. I should go in there so I can see

you. I'm already seeing you. Skype.

You're going to turn off there.

Oh. Turn off the only

place because I got stocks.

Chat. Oh.

Hello? Hello, is that Ms. Cook?

Hello, this is Jenny. I'm sorry I can't get to the

phone at the moment. Jenny Cook? Jenny?

Please leave a message and I will call you back

as soon as I can. Jenny, don't hang up.

Thank you. Jenny? Jenny Cook?

Don't you lose. Hello?

Jenny Cook? Ms. Cook? Please? Hello?

Sure not. Anywhere.

anywhere that i can't find you oh now jenny jenny don't you lose my number

because i'm not anywhere anywhere that i can't find you

nice little tune hello miss cook miss cook this is cook yeah hi ma'am i'm sorry we got a little

confused there with the phone i'm calling because there's a problem with the water

Have you flushed the loo in the last 24 hours?

In the last 24 hours?

Yes.

Um, can't remember.

Okay, can you, could you do so now?

Let me know what the color of the water is, please.

It's important.

There's a problem with the water lines.

We're trying to track where the sandwich is.

Okay.

Okay, thank you.

Sandwich.

Sandwich in the water lines.

It's a big fucking sandwich.

It's a big sub sandwich.

There's no problem.

Alright, you didn't see like a sandwich come through in the water when you flushed it?

okay good, you know, okay

Yeah, because my son he's stupid and he said like he said sob like submarine and he put it

down the toilet.

And I really want

my sandwich back,

so, you know,

because that's my deal.

Well, I'm very sorry,

but it's not my toilet.

Thank you.

Oh, well,

what are you doing in there, then?

You fucking a guy in there?

In the house?

What's your private flat?

Yeah, I know,

but you said

it's not your toilet,

so then I guess

maybe you're in there

having sex with him.

It is my toilet.

There's nothing wrong

with my toilet.

You just said

it's not your toilet.

I thought maybe

you had a gentleman collar

or you were a female collar.

No, I didn't say that.

I just said

there's nothing wrong

with my toilet.

Is there anything wrong

wrong with your pipes down there you know no you're down there you know where are you ringing

from oh i'm from the call center united water call center we do the after hours calls because

the uk office is closed at this time but we're still open in the united states so we take over

the calls overnight that's all hi how you doing right i don't know what to say to you how are

your do you like your private pipes down there are everything okay everything developed develop

develop normal down there?

Yes.

Okay, I just want to make sure.

Yes, it is.

I just want to make sure

everything was developing normally,

do you know?

And I'm one flat in a house, okay?

There's four flats here.

Okay, cool.

Cool.

Did you have any more questions for me?

Maybe you were curious?

No, I don't think so,

except it's the middle of the night.

Okay.

Matt, you want to say something

dirty to her real quick?

Yeah.

Hey, wake up, stupid.

There you go.

Call me off guard.

How you doing, sweetheart?

Sorry, I know that was weird

I don't know what else to say to her

She joined in for a while, that's a good sport

Shit, I need a number like that

Carlito

Doing blow and shit all night

I have located a current pearl party

Going on Facebook, would you like to call her?

Yeah, you got the number?

Yes, I have her phone number

Let me give you the link and the phone number

Here is the telephone number for her

I want a bump from one of you guys

Who was talking about a Yale

party all night. Oh, yeah, that was

that lady we were just

talking to. She seemed real perky in the wake,

so I was like, maybe she's, you know...

I don't know. Okay, so this...

My one viewer went away.

Oh, really?

That is the...

That is the link.

There's the link

for the pearl party, for the Facebook link, and there is

the telephone number for the lady.

Okay. What kind of

party is this? They open oysters

to get the pearls from inside, and then

you have to buy jewelry to put the damn things

in. Oh, so it's just garbage.

It's basically like the very key

fucking makeup parties or the

passion party bullshit, but it's done

on Facebook mostly.

Wow.

I can't access that page on Facebook.

It doesn't work on my phone.

You would have to be signed in. You have to be United States

too, probably. I bet you there's a US

thing for that. Facebook.

Do you guys have Facebook Live in the UK? Because I haven't

seen anyone in the UK.

uh no no as far as i don't know because i can't it certainly doesn't work on my phone

well this is just on her facebook uh page this is just her facebook page right now

her facebook does it tell you does it tell you who the viewers are when you

try this for you uh just try going to the quiet quiet yeah i got it she's oh my god you jokers

have been going for, like, three hours

or something?

Holy.

She doesn't answer.

You're joking.

Yeah, we used to do shows, like, for four hours,

five hours.

Well, I do.

I'll mind her three hours.

Well, you interrupted her video.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, no, no, her.

Amy's.

Big Amy.

Hi, Rich Daniela.

Can't get to my phone right now, so leave a message.

Oh, she's opening now for Big Amy.

Okay, well, we screwed her up because she had to

pick up the phone, I guess.

Yeah, I, I, oh, she's getting irritated.

She's like, what the hell's wrong with people?

I irritate them enough until they answer.

What is she selling?

I don't get it.

All right, so oysters.

She brings oysters.

Do you have those in the UK?

Yeah, I'm just saying you're stupid.

Yeah, we'll insult her, all of us.

I'll try not to hurt myself, Katie.

Just wait till your party.

Shut up and don't do it.

My fingers will all be swollen and swore from anise.

Call her now.

I opened a lot of oysters tonight.

Open that big one.

All right, we're up to your second.

Hi, I've reached Daniela.

Can't get to my phone right now,

so leave a message and I'll call you back.

My video interrupted.

How do I make it so my calls can't go through?

She didn't guess that.

See what I'm talking about?

It's funny as fuck.

They take it real serious.

All right, we can do this.

Nothing?

This was a cracked one.

Open your clam, Matt says.

She picked up and hung up.

Oh, shit.

All right.

Hey, keep doing it.

She's going to get so frustrated.

Yeah, but I'm going to switch up the caller ID while I'm doing this.

Hello?

She hung up.

She's stupid.

She tried to answer it and didn't do it right.

Shall I just insult her from the beginning?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Start slow.

Are you excited?

Do it kindly and then start slow and start nice and then go into some serious shit.

Yeah.

Hello?

No.

Oh, come on.

Pick up.

No.

Yeah.

Amy, you got like a bright white.

Somebody keeps calling me.

These girls, if they have any pearl necklaces,

and I'm like, they're the kind of like when a man busts a nut on your face.

Hi, this is Daniela. Can I get to my phone right now?

Come on, Daniela, answer, please.

She's got an annoying...

Someone keeps calling me.

She has an annoying fucking accent.

Hi, I've reached Daniela. Can I get to my phone right now?

Every time I do it, it interrupts her.

I'm going to keep trying to hang out. See you.

all right amy there's two how many did amy buy god maybe she thought it was for eating

what the fuck can you do with the pearl i mean you need to let's see what's in your third one

i think she blocked me by the way i saw her reach it over to do something marbles or something with

this pearl i don't get it you don't know what pearls are you're gonna have those i know what

they are but what's the point in having just one pearl because they're a dude you make them into

to a ring. You can collect them and make

a big bunch of them.

I keep saying the content is

available to me. Because they're the new Pokemon

cards. Yeah, because

the kids are... Oh, Amy,

it's a pretty pea! Hey, yes,

I'm calling because Amy has a problem.

She needs you to stop opening oysters

right now. You need to stop opening

oysters for Amy right now.

I just

commented on her thing. I want to put a pearl

up my ass and pretend I'm an oyster.

can we facebook mob her can we share this out i'm sure we can hey it won't open to me anywhere

can you share a link to this on the prank oh i don't think you want to do that because it'll

get back to us so don't do that then i was saying i'm pc uh yeah man once she blocks you you can't

get back to it oh that sucks i didn't know that that was the thing fuck she got me too now i'm

going to log in with a new account. I think she got me.

I'm not going to.

As long as you stay

on the page,

you can still keep watching.

You can't see the comments anymore.

Oh, okay. I think that's what happened.

Did I get them all?

Yeah, she was

trying to get all the trolls. Guys, we're used

to it all the time.

Some guy didn't play.

Thank you, Sheila.

But they do it to everyone.

No, they don't. They do it to

no-talent piece of shit.

I think she said hello. I think she answered

and you were like, no-talent piece of shit.

Alright, well, let me... I like messing with her, but...

I like home-shopping people

and selling garbage to old people.

Real quick, let me do a...

They can have a little bit of money.

Yeah, you see a bunch of stuff like this, man.

There's like that scentsy shit.

I hate it all, man.

I hate it all.

With the goji berries.

That's how you like goji berry juice?

about my dad?

Amy, you have...

I can't get this one out!

Sir, dude,

but I'm like in the...

Brother Carlos

is getting

non-nutritional garbage now.

Like, he can't

fulfill Jesus' study.

Amy, this is such a pretty...

Hello?

What?

Yeah, hey,

why don't you close

that big oyster

between your legs?

God.

Oh, my God,

you're such a loser.

You dirty bitch.

Excuse me,

excuse me, lady.

Hello.

Daniela?

Alright, let's see

what she says.

I turned her feed back up.

Can I...

Sorry guys, they keep calling.

Yeah, I want to talk to you.

Amy, look, it's one.

Poor Amy got fucking wasted a whole bunch of money.

Do you love them?

What's her name?

Daniela.

Yeah.

I reached Daniela.

Can't get to my phone right now.

They usually are pretty professional.

I called one in Florida and she went fucking totally ghetto on me.

I remember you mentioned that when we were on the other show.

She flipped and was, yeah, she was going nuts and she deleted the video.

So I don't have that one.

Do you have any Indian guys doing this shit or like Indian girls or something like that?

It's like 95% white people.

And like, I've only seen like one black person doing this.

And that's the one that flipped out on me.

Of course.

I really want to get like an Indian.

That would be so funny.

That'd be kind of interesting.

I don't know that they get into scams like that.

They're pretty smart, those women.

Oh, come on.

They're stupid as fuck.

Yeah.

If their men caught them wasting money on that,

they would beat the fuck out of them, probably.

That's how they are, those people.

They're violent with their women.

And that's not nice.

But they're like that.

Don't get quiet on me, Jen.

Anyways, Jen would say he would insult the stupid woman.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

You would insult the stupid woman.

Assault.

All right. K.W. Moore, UK.

Jen, are you still on the search for the UK?

Yeah, I haven't had a chance to do any really good calls.

What's your name?

K.W. Moore.

68 High Street.

Hello.

Hello, Mrs. Moore.

Yes.

Yes, hello. How are you?

It's Mr. Stewart.

Oh, hello.

Yeah, I was just listening.

I was wondering if you'd like to take a walk with me this morning.

I'm sorry. Thank you.

Why? Hello.

I'm sorry thank you

what the fuck

she didn't answer the question

she said she was sorry

for what

I just ran across another pearl party

yes yes

same lady

hello Mrs. Moore

listen I just wanted to take a walk

with you this morning along the high street

I saw some things that I thought perhaps

that you owned because I know that you're

68 and you throw some things out of the window

And there is like a lot of things there on the high street

And I just wondered if you take a walk with me so I can show you and then you can pick them up and put

Them in the bin like a good lady. I don't throw things at the window. Yes, you said excuse me. Excuse me

but it's gonna be taken at the moment so that was someone else answering over there

sorry boss uh well we can try the same thing on somebody else davis hughes t davis hughes

yeah let's try davis hughes they're number seven all these numbers happen

yes good morning yes i'm at number seven uh on the other side of the of the road i know that

your number seven is that right hello i don't think this is this is going to work because she's

um this is welch anyway like it's uh i don't even know how to pronounce this like

maizey han han wog han wog karen well the next one's in glasgow this is her

hello hello mr dwight yes hello

yes i'm talking about which part of what our county are we're double rainbow all the way

That was like news again.

Now, this is right.

This is right.

Oh, you really took a nap there, man.

This is right.

You're cooking with gas, man.

You got the triple digits.

Milkman, you're cooking without milk.

You're cooking without milk.

That's kind of like Milkman, man.

He hits the mute button on the phone sometimes, and he doesn't realize it.

It's about 4.30.

Hey, check us off, milk, motherfucker.

We're on milk.

We're off milk.

Hey, milk it.

Oh, my God.

Thanks, Milkman.

All right.

See, this is why.

Your international call cannot be completed as...

Why?

Mr. White, that's who I want to call.

That's who I want to call, Mr. White.

With a Scottish accent because he's in Glasgow.

Your international call...

I must not be able to call over there, then.

For the first time, I found a pro party hosted by a man.

No, okay, do you have a number?

And I have a telephone number.

Yes, please.

A man selling these things has got to be...

My God, yeah.

Is this a man's...

The funny thing is that I've got an address

that I've never heard about

at a girl party until today.

Uh, Jim, let me give you another link

because I know the one I usually post doesn't work for you.

No, because if I go on it,

the problem is I'm going on my personal

Facebook and it's going to come up with my name

that I'm in the chat.

Oh, no, they don't see it. They don't see shit.

Other people don't.

No.

You sure?

Just don't message in there, right?

Yep, just don't message.

They shouldn't see anything.

Well, it's not going to say that I joined the channel or something.

is going to come no no no he's right it doesn't fucking paranoid i know man but hey uh hey real

quick dwight i got it i got a surprise he is very effeminate i got a surprise for dwight what's that

well your favorite one of your favorite people will have on the line with you he's coming up

right now i know you go crazy when he makes noises nashby nashby yo hey how you doing buddy

you've been asking to be on all night you're on hey everybody hey everybody hey it's good to hear

you carlito all right good you're gonna be quiet when you have to be quiet and talk when you have

to talk all right like that i will talk when i am spoken to all right good you're not gonna tell me

to shut up like you did the other day on twice show you think i didn't catch that i did that

was very rude to you all right yeah d.a smith d.a smith is here and he's uh jen is still on

on a search for trying to call UK people.

Matt Hillock likes to jump in sometimes.

What's up?

Kenny's a dude, right?

This is D.A. Smith in the UK.

In Albuquerque.

What's going on with this oyster party?

Oh, yeah.

Shit, I forgot that we got to get that oyster party.

Oyster party after this.

This looks stupider.

We got to look at this guy.

This guy's selling oysters.

And then it, you know, cutting open.

That'd be awesome if he was, like, just opening and chucking

and eat them, and it's like, oh, I'll find an oyster

in this one. Well, you know that fake

generator site that'll give you just a fake identity,

right? Yeah. Well, we were in

these oyster burrow parties the other day,

and we were dropping fake credit cards

in there, like, I'm gonna open an oyster, and

here's my credit card information, and you dropped it right into

the comments, and everyone's like, no, no,

no, don't do that! And they're like, we're

freaking the fuck out of the venue.

And they're like, oh, okay,

I'll remove it. Okay, here's my social security

number instead, and just start fucking making up

numbers. And they're like, no, no, we don't need that

either we had an answer there but dwight talked over it's all right who cares it's the uk we don't

care about those people oh yeah d.a smith d.a hello hello mr smith i'm transferring over to

jim stewart yeah hello mr smith yeah yeah i'm a number 10 uh you know you know there's stuff on

the road outside your door um i don't know i don't know what it is but you've been throwing

shit out because i know that it was outside my house it's not it's not me it's next door

it probably is you because i put it back in front of your house because it was in front of mine

so i've just moved it in front of yours just so you know no it's it's uh you know the shit that's

not in it's not mine it's next door no no no no listen i'm i'm at number 10 and somebody's

been putting shit outside my door it's literally right in front of the door so what i've done

i've taken everything there was like nappies and bags and all that stuff and it was just

crap everywhere so i've just picked it up and i'll put it outside in front of your door number 14

right oh yeah it's outside your door because you put it outside mine so i've put it outside yours

oh hold on i didn't put it there you just did you obviously obviously you did because i saw you do

it no when i've been to the doctor's yesterday earlier earlier yesterday you did it i saw you

i wanted i watched you put it out there where are you number 10 number 10 um parking lot

Yeah, Park Edwards, yeah, of course.

Pardon?

Of course, I said, of course I'm there.

I'm at number 10, Park Edwards, yeah.

Hold on, who's number 10?

Yeah, that's me, Mr. Stewart.

Stewart, number 10, was he 10?

Hold on.

Yeah, let me talk, can I talk to her, please?

Hello, who is it?

Yes, Mr. Stewart, Mrs. Smith, listen,

I'm at number 10, somebody's been putting,

I think it's your husband, obviously it's your husband,

he's been putting stuff outside my door,

literally, like bags of nappies,

and outside my door, so I've taken it

and put it outside your door this is number 14 sorry i'm number 10 park ellis you're not listening

to me somebody i know it's you shut up shut up when i'm talking all right you put stuff

and listen yeah you do not phone people at six o'clock in the morning when you have no idea what

you're talking about no shut up you don't know what you're talking about i took the stuff that

you threw out so you've been polluting and littering outside my you know outside my

So I've just done the same to you.

What are you talking about?

No, you do know because you did it, you stupid...

You do not live in 10 Paki West.

Yeah, I fucking do.

What do you mean I don't live there?

What?

What are you talking about?

All right, you got it.

Fine, you got...

Yeah, you got what you wanted.

It was a nice, juicy...

You can't call.

That was...

Don't get fussy with him.

He was kind of panicking when he thought you were bringing this shit over.

Did you hear him?

Wait a minute.

No, I'm not.

I'm 14.

Oh, man.

She got indignant, man.

You know when the gym's working on it.

They get indignant.

Oh, dear.

Real quick, I wanted to mention Digital and Tagler's been making a lot of comment suggestions.

I hear you, man.

Thank you for all that, but I can't get to everything.

He's had a lot of

called these people from back in the day

and mentioning this joke that we did

back in the day.

Hey man, I see you, but I'm trying to get to everything.

There's a lot of stuff coming at me at once.

Thank you, Digital and Taglio.

And everyone else for that matter

who's listening, watching, chatting,

listening, viewing, I don't know.

Whatever it is.

Matt, what's the street beat on a tiny chat?

You leave that, you get angry.

I'm in there by myself.

Come on guys, come on.

like you motherfucker you join the room uh jingle dean jingle dean left the room new user

to when you take her tampons out you see all the cottons picked how can you tell when you

get a black woman pregnant i've read that joke backwards that's very funny

hey milkman saying hi to you you hear him

good to hear you man i'm glad to hear you buddy yeah man yeah so he's over there uh

matt's really been into kale lately and that's good smoothing up that kale and ice

and some kind of oil he puts in as a dh mct oil i thought you said a k hole no no first

what's MCT oil is that a Joe Rogan thing

yeah it is

is it really I was just guessing

it's probably garbage

it's like it's coconut oil

like spun so it's just

like the good parts of coconut

oil allegedly

you know I don't know

I put it in there with stupid cheese

see I make those fucking things every day

hey whatever man if it tastes good

if it feels good in your gut

keep fucking shrinking yo

now these fucking 36 pants are starting to fall off me there you go he's losing weight all right

look we got a guy selling uh oysters let's listen to him for a second whilst we get ready to call

him his name is jamie oh my god no wonder or is that the chick is that a chick do i believe it's

it's possible to be a lesbian couple and here is the last one like that crazy wants to see a dark

one. You think that's a man?

A woman? I don't know, because I

looked up the

person they're married to, and I believe their name is

J-Y.

Oh, no.

No, I almost

tried to call a deaf guy

at an Applebee's on Facebook live the other night.

He was signing to the phone

and everything, and I'm like, how would this work?

I don't know how I would pull this off.

Yeah, he's calling. He's opening the last

one. Oh, shit.

Push through this muscle here.

we have a

to make sure that there's no twins in this

sorry guys

somebody was calling my phone

from a 020

oh shit I called my friend's

ID

hello

hey that muscle

can I get that when you're done

what do you do with the meat

I've had somebody

Somebody asked if he could just have the shell.

He's like, I don't want the fucking pearl.

I just want the shell.

I forgot to change my ID back from the UK.

Thanks a lot, UK.

There you go.

Great.

Thanks a lot, UK.

Always messing us up, the UK.

No, you guys are good people.

Well, Jen, you should not identify the UK.

You're like, I'm German.

I'm German.

Yeah, I am German, and I'm not fucking...

The thing is, I feel more British than I do German,

but I still got a German passport.

My whole family's German.

And the thing is, I probably...

Now that Brexit's taken place,

I don't really like Britain anymore.

I feel like I would either go to Scotland or somewhere in Europe.

If you can get in, if you can get in.

Well, of course I can.

I was on hold, man.

Did you do a call or something?

It didn't go.

I'm sorry, Milkman.

That was my bad.

I get confused.

Oh, okay.

I wasn't sure what was going on.

I was talking, and then all of a sudden I was just like, oh, okay.

Is that your Ken in there?

Is that Big Ken D. White?

Yeah, Big Ken D. White.

Hey, how's it going, Milkman?

Hey, Ken D. White, where the fuck are you?

Yeah, I'm doing pretty good over here.

I'm chasing down people on Facebook live now

Yeah

Oh he just answered my question

Do we have pearl necklaces

Okay

What's his answer

Do they have pearl necklaces

He said yes

Oh nice

Call him

I lost audio for some reason

I'll wait until the video's not interrupted

And then I'll punch in my thing

So he gets pissed on

On the air

You're gonna piss on him

I'm gonna piss him off

He's gonna respond to my comment

You said you were gonna piss on him

A little bit

He's gonna pipe down he would I think it's cool. What the fuck so that's why you guys

Are you can't I'm watching

You want to get her I'm watching if you want to get a reaction. Yeah, I'm just fucking stop pussyfoot around swaddle

this is gonna go all the walls of the wall this is one these guys are they're molesting

i'm not seeing his chat for some reason what did don say you just had a reaction to that

okay sorry guys we have some immature people on here and i'm really sorry that you guys are going

through that i just blocked them oh i uh i asked him if he had any pearl necklaces he said yes and

And I said, no, I mean, like, they kind of want a man to bust a nut on your face.

So we're going to measure up these pearls.

Hey, yes, sir.

I was calling about the pearls.

Yeah, I have your phone number, and I'm turning it into the police.

I'm blocking it.

You can't see it.

Yeah.

802, yeah, I've got your number.

Oh, my God.

You waited for it to do that?

I saw the video.

I didn't talk into him, man.

All right, let's see what he says here.

Ah, shit.

See, I get this thing where he doesn't want to play

when he comes back. I have to actually reload it.

I asked to be intimate.

This person keeps calling and he's being a real cool.

I'm cool. Thanks.

So we're going to

measure up these pearls.

I'm not freezing debits

because people are calling me

and they're pranking me through this party.

Anyone else want to talk to him?

We sit in comms

and might do this for hours

to different fucking pearl parties.

I really want to talk to him.

Let me talk to him.

That would be very nice.

Oh, he's blocked me.

He's blocked me.

Your call has been forwarded.

No, it's been, unfortunately, forwarded.

He blocked me because I was told

I was asked if he liked

men and his hands and stuff like that.

And I was finally saying,

I was trying to say,

you look so manly just killing

these poor animals with a big frog.

Automatic voice message

system eight zero killing animals the oysters are these shocking yeah yeah okay i like how you

uh i was trying to type i like how you killed them living creatures someone like please answer

or something so that he picks up has been forwarded to an automatic voice let me try to

what can i change the emergency breakthrough call from 9-1-1 oh

man.

All right.

I hate this goddamn video that's going around the internet.

and then it just brought in the fucking sand fucking scarf thing,

rocking metal music.

But she's like an old lady that lived in Germany.

It's stupid.

What, she's rocking out or something?

Yeah, like, she's like, I'm wearing a hijab,

but I'm playing metal music.

It's just a fucking old lady looking for attention.

It's so stupid.

They need to get their attention to wherever we go.

Oh, no.

You're forwarded to an automatic voice message system.

Eight.

All disappointings.

yeah i just logged in with a new account i see him he just came back from him uh interrupted

to keep coming frozen oh he just ended it he fucking killed it what's he drinking there's

some mountain dew and uh big gulp did he kill it he turned it off he killed it he gave up he gave

up he gave up guys why did you give up it's such a weird thing he's selling fucking oysters i

wonder how much he sells an oyster for because they can get those by the bucket for a lot of

of money at certain times of year.

He's in with the company. The company

sends it to him and they arrange the parties.

He's just demonstrating. He's

making money off of these other

people. Here's another question for you.

How do you not get

oysters when you go to the restaurant

and buy oysters?

How do you not get fucking pearls?

How does that happen?

They seed oysters with

pearls. They put a little

bit of grit in them.

They're just probably

really garbage pearls like the whole thing it's such a weird niche market i'm so interested in it

are you like investigating it now yeah i know but i think it's really interesting you should

get your mom into it maybe she'll make some money you know what like listening to these people

sounds like a lot of the garbage home shopping people that i hear coming out of her room

like this is the best thing like like oh and just saying the people's names a lot and oh she knows

the name of the people that are doing no no i'm saying like how they do it like i'm talking to

so-and-so from like how this oyster dudes were like you know like hey like we're fucking this

oysters opening for whatever susan brad carter yeah brad carter that guy's a bad egg he's number

No, we're too.

Oh, I'm a freak, sir.

Ever.

Carlito, I told you that I won a necklace off of there, right?

No.

Really?

Yeah, yeah.

They were doing a giveaway for sharing, like, the video.

I won a necklace with a pearl on it.

You should have told them to shove it up the wall.

No, I sent it to Brad.

I sent it to Brad's P.O. box.

Oh, sweet.

Yeah, I was like, hey, Brad, there you go.

Keep it, dude.

I was like, it's spoils of a prank call.

That's nice.

It paid out there.

Hello?

Hello.

Thank you for calling Nighthawk.

Oh, hey, honey.

Honey, you sound so cute and nice.

How are you?

I'd like to make an order.

Yes, what can I order for you?

Okay, I'd like some eggs.

How are you, lady?

You take an egg and you tap it on its side on the table,

and then you open it up.

Really?

I didn't even do anything yet.

I didn't get into it yet.

I didn't even get the punchline.

I know.

I didn't get heat in there or nothing.

All we got is a cold, broken egg.

They will hang up on me for general creepiness a lot of times.

They don't need to say anything.

Just tell them to ask.

Hello?

Who is this?

Yeah, I was trying to make an order.

Okay, what can I get for you?

I needed some eggs.

Yeah, that's a lady from before.

She remembers me.

Wow.

Is that Nashby?

Why do I have to ask?

Yeah, it's Nashby.

Why didn't you get hung up on her?

I don't know.

I didn't do anything.

I just was trying to tell her how to.

I guess I was silly.

Like, that wasn't a bad

unless you were calling her earlier

or something. Someone will wear it.

Unaware. Ah, yeah.

Anyway, yes, that was the IHOP that I called earlier

in the night. Here we are again, and they

still remember me, so booyah. He's

fucking queer. Call her ID

spoof. Yeah, he killed the

fiend. Oh, no way.

Um, do we have anything outstanding,

Dwight, that you know that we can call?

Anything going on? I'm taking a

peek. Did we, uh,

let me see the UK numbers. Did we burn through

it is i think i got one left i got one left i got tk groutsmith groutsman groutsmith grouts

let me uh i'll paste them in there for you jen what was that uh let's say let me drag uh

phil gordon the go fuck your mother yes you think he'll answer this late i don't know it's

he hasn't been answered in the like daytime shows drag him in it'll fail it'll i'll call it

it'll fail but then i can get the number from there yeah cool got it all right let me do that

one first jen and then we'll call the uk guy here i'm trying to get tired i will cuddle with you

all night buddy oh yeah we can do that i like the sound maybe i'll ask that person if you're

cuddling i have to go to a fair tomorrow though i think it's some food a fair fair yeah i need

some fried stuff uh like a state fair like a renaissance fair uh no no i've never been

a renfrew and i hope i don't i don't know like i know like that's like a i thought it was a very

white people thing but this one like very latino doorman i'm cool with that i give like

candy stew and shit he's like me my girl fuck i love that renfrew man i like have that candy

oh that'd be dumb like a spanish dude like i'm here i'm a diplomat i'm a spanish diplomat

i'm here with germs to kill everyone i'm here to assassinate the king

but yeah it's weird because i just think fat white guy is ready i'm here to assassinate

queen elizabeth or whatever the queen of the face what's his number that nashby just posted

about this guy pissing on the side uh let's see let me take a look here's a number to call his

name is that danny tell him you saw him pissing on the side of the road earlier today just fuck

should i try that uh sure why not all right it's an ashby number what can you do

we got two numbers even all right yeah that's right this is fun okay he was making pp

what road though say what road what's the name of the road yeah ask me quickly

hey fucking it's a lot when are we gonna get a hold of like brother carlos

it's a boy i was playing some brother carlos start of the show dude he's so funny

like it seems like he's getting desperate uh daddy yeah daddy this is mr stewart how you doing

this is dude stewart hold on i gotta change my my underpants okay what you doing there daddy

i'm sorry yes yes yeah yeah daddy how you doing listen i uh i saw you peeing on the road uh earlier

today and uh i i got a picture of it and um i'm quite excited about the picture because it makes

It makes me feel nice, and I was wondering if you could just pee on me.

You want me to pee on you?

Yeah, because you were peeing on the road, and I was watching you do that.

And while you were doing that, I was massaging myself, and I was, you know, I was relieving myself on my cock.

And I thought it was really nice that you were peeing on the road, and I thought maybe you'd come around and pee on me.

Oh, you saw me pee on the road today?

Yeah, yeah, I saw you pee, and I was watching, and I was enjoying you doing that.

I was holding a Dos Equis bottle, and then I fell over into that fucking rock.

You bumped my head over.

Did you see that place?

Yeah, yeah, I saw that.

I thought it was really cool, and I thought it was sexy.

Oh, dude, you can totally take my picture whenever you want.

Yeah, can you come over and maybe pee on me, or maybe I can come to you?

Can I come to you right now, and maybe you can pee on me?

You can totally come to me right now, but I'm on top of a mountain in the middle of nowhere.

and I really don't have any cars to come pick you up to bring you up to me

unless you have a car and you want to come up.

God damn it, I got a helicopter.

I got a chopper.

I'm going to come up there and we can pee from the chopper on you.

Oh, dude, that would be so cool, dude.

I would drink your pee.

It's so fucking awesome, right?

Oh, my God.

The only problem is if you ever peed off of anything higher than two stories,

your pee ends up fucking, like, sprinkling after, like, a third story.

After one story, your pee sprinkles.

What do you think if the two of us were, like, peeing from a mountain on somebody else?

I might have to hold on to the bottom bar of the helicopter, maybe even hanging in midair with you,

while she's peeing, and I think we could do it.

But the problem is, I think the fucking, the wind from the propellers might make your pee gust like mist.

Goddammit, what if we drank liters and gallons of water?

You know, it would be really cool if we did like a 69 thing where like, I mean, this would have to be done laying down, but your head by my cock and your cock by my head just peeing.

Oh my god, that's so hot. Oh my god, that just makes me so hard, man.

That is awesome. I really want to do this with you. Where are you right now? Can I come over and we can try this?

Yeah, by quarter of it, to the latitude is like by the ocean, in between mountains, and I think Vegas is over there, maybe 100 miles away, if I chuck a rock. I'm not 100%. I really don't know where I'm at.

I'm on my way, okay? I'm going to be there very shortly, and we get yourself ready and just drink lots of water and get yourself prepared and get yourself hard, because we're going to do it hard. You know what I mean?

I love going hard. I'm hard right now. I'm always hard.

The problem is when you're hard.

You can't, you know, you can't pee when you're hard.

It's hard to pee, right?

Do you have that, too?

Because when I get hard, I can't pee.

No, dude, I ain't no Green Mile.

Shit, dude, Tom Hanks is a bitch, dude.

I can pee any time without any pain.

Ain't no point.

I got to put his fucking hand on my fucking ass and make me fucking pee straight.

Fuck no.

I pee in a line all day.

No pain.

You don't see my eye crooked or anything.

You might see me orgasm a little bit, but I ain't fucking hurting.

I pee straight.

That is fucking awesome

You must be so cool

Because I can't pee with an erection

It's impossible

You've got a problem

You know what you should do?

You should try peeing upside down

Oh my god

That's what I'm going to do

I'm going to do like a handstand

And pee in the toilet

You've got like a fucking big ass

Grapefruit little nugget

On the side of your asshole

You push it right into your hole

And it makes your hemorrhoid feel a lot better

Same thing about peeing upside down

If you've got a fucking stone up in you

It works every fucking time

I swear to god

So I just put a stone up my ass

And then it works?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

You put your hemorrhoid up your ass, and it feels better.

Oh, so how do I get that?

How do I do that?

You've got to sit down uncomfortably for, like, hours on end,

and then you get a hemorrhoid.

Hemorrhoids.

When you get a hemorrhoid, you can't sit down.

It's really hard.

People usually carry around donuts.

No, fuck that shit, dude.

I know how to do it.

I don't get hemorrhoids that much because I'm pretty fucking active,

and I like to move too much.

You know, I've got a problem.

Whatever.

So, when you do get that hemorrhoid, I've had a couple in my lifetime.

I'm 33.

It happens.

But, uh, when you get that hemorrhoid down, you pop that fucking little tiny grape right up your asshole, dude.

And it makes it calm down.

My buddy told me this, taught me this trick.

You just pop the hemorrhoid in your asshole, man.

It feels so much better to be able to sit down or just even talk to people without having to fucking growl at them, you know?

But I prefer to, you know, if I just stick a finger up there.

It's a lot easier.

I don't think I can get a hemorrhoid.

I don't think it's possible for me to get a hemorrhoid.

So I just use my finger and stick it up my ass.

yeah do some meth do some meth and then fuck fuck with your ass all day fucking put a dildo

on that shit that's so awesome but but but you can't do it by yourself you gotta make sure

you gotta make sure there's a girl around because yeah no i don't like girls i like guys i like men

i like you do it by yourself kind of gay if you do it by yourself whatever dude to each his own

but like i prefer having a girl around just so i can tell myself i'm not gay and i like women

man would you ever do a gay thing you know like another guy you maybe you and i could get together

maybe i could stick a finger up your ass you can watch all day just as long as we're not bumping

balls or anything we're cool man oh we can well why not we can bump balls you've never done it

before how do you know you don't like it maybe you like it you just haven't tried it dude i did try

it i already just told you you did some gay you were gay yeah i put a dildo in my ass while i

I banged a chick.

It was awesome.

That was gay.

Okay, but that's not gay.

You've got to have another guy there.

You've got to get a guy to stick his cock inside your ass.

It kind of looks like a guy in your head when you're drunk.

Right?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I get that.

But you've never done it with a guy, right?

You've never been with a guy.

I'm fucking you in the ass right now with something in my ass,

and I'm not seeing on the other side of you.

Fuck, this could be a dude, you know?

Fuck, you've got to question that shit sometimes.

You've got to put some interest in it.

I agree with you, but I still don't think you're seeing eye to eye with me.

I don't think you're, you know, we're not on the same level here.

What I'm saying is, have you ever had a cock in your mouth, a real man's cock?

No, no, I have once put my cock in some dude's mouth, though.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wow.

That's so awesome, man.

Why don't we try that?

Maybe you can put your cock in my mouth.

It's not that awesome because, like, fucking now I've got to think about I had my dick in a dude's mouth, you know?

Like, fuck, that's gay.

But whatever, dude, I got a beer off of it.

okay that's awesome dude okay i'm gonna put my friend carlito he's uh he's my partner in crime

and uh i want you to talk to him because he's also gay so uh carlito i hope he's a smart guy

he doesn't go down that bad way hey hey hey shut up asshole i'm not tired of that yeah yeah

hey i'm actually gonna put you through to my friend matt he's the smart one

okay okay let's talk about all right hi i'm dwight because matt left oh shit yeah so

so what's your problem what's your fucking problem buddy whose problem what happened

yeah you don't know what happened yeah you told me what happened okay this is what happened we're

talking about me putting my dick in some dude's mouth and now that's not gay because the dude

sucked it i i i wasn't attracted to him or anything but it was like hey fuck my dick give me a beer

You're a bitch.

See, you play in the minor leagues.

You play in the little leagues.

See, you come to my ballpark.

What I do is I go to a dick in my mouth, and then I coax you over to the car, right?

And then I slam your fucking dick in a car door.

That's how I do it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

So I put my dick in your mouth, and you're going to coax me over to your car.

Are you going to hold my dick the whole time?

Yeah, I'm going to bite onto it, and I'm going to stretch it, and then I'm going to slam the fucking car.

You're going to be on the other side, and you're just going to slam it in the car door.

And then I start the car, and then I'm ready for a drive, and you're going to jog alongside.

side oh my god you're gonna yank me all the way to your car while my dick's in your mouth

tugging the whole time come to my car i'm coaxing your car now we're gonna play b-boy shit you know

yeah then i'm gonna take you to the clan meeting i'm gonna be like hey guys look i found me a queer

we should do something with him today my bucket list i said today i want to yank a clansman hood

off that's my bucket list i want to yank the hood off of a fucking clansman i put a hood on my

my penis so get to yanking oh dude you're fucking you got fucking little skin nigga you got foreskin

huh you got little clansmen no i put an actual hood the same kind i wear it to the meetings i

put a hood on my penis you got clansmen peepee dude you got fucking you got foreskin nigga

disgusting in the shower bitch you don't use the n-word here sir oh i'm sorry you don't use that

around me no mexican or what's the m word no no the n word you don't use that here

it was actually for him his white high school uh not graduated a white school graduate so a bunch

of young punks they were too stupid to come out of school and lazy now they're pissed because like

oh boy the guys they're taking all the poor jobs the mexican stuff are getting jobs but they're too

good to work at them and they're sitting on their ass complaining playing damn playstation games and

and getting drunk and stoned or whatever else,

they sure ain't worried about making money.

Like, I work seven days a damn week.

That's all I do because it's so expensive to have a bed here.

I don't get a high-paying job.

I don't do that very good.

So you've got to put an hour a mile continuously,

and then cut the rates, you know,

and make great customers,

but, like, you really got to be out here all the time.

You know, early on, you could come, you know,

work three, four days,

you'd have a week's worth of pay.

No more.

The game's changed a lot, man.

The game has been changed.

I don't know how.

I started them with the Uber.

Uber, forget about it, dude.

Try selling drugs and that shit, dude.

Ain't nobody pulling you over at Uber.

You got that shit all day, cuz.

You'll be my next Mexican asking for ten fucking balloons.

Give me ten black, ten black.

Ten black, ten black, ten white, please, all day.

I love Uber.

Yeah.

All right, I gotta go.

You guys are killing it, man.

Fucking, uh, don't let somebody suck your dick to a car.

All right, see you.

Thanks, bye.

Bye-bye.

Bye.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Okay, good.

Bye.

El Homo.

The friend completely came in, took himself off of a mute, talking to his customer, and

didn't realize that guy just went with it.

Oh, fucking time.

Oh, man.

That was pretty good.

Yeah.

Very annoying.

I didn't like him because he played along.

It was difficult.

Yeah.

No, that dude is, like, seriously fucked in the head, Jim.

Yeah, that's a good number.

No, I know that guy.

Oh, right.

That's why.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

Well, Nashville, that's a good number.

Here, I'm going to call this dorm.

So, Matt had to leave.

All right.

My bad.

Thanks for helping out there, Dwight.

Appreciate it.

Yeah, I got another pro party when you're ready.

Look, I had a good prank call.

He didn't even know he did it.

How's my American?

You got another pro party.

I can't wait.

Pro party.

Yeah.

Pro party.

Thank you for calling ****** Hall at Campus Housing.

My name is Sean.

How can I help you?

Oh, hey, we got a problem here.

What's up?

There's a chicken loose.

a chicken yeah so i don't know if someone brought in like a joke like someone brought in a chicken

here an actual chicken where is it it's in the hallway and i'm trying to catch it it's actually

like really violent what floor uh i don't even know i'm not coming out from here i think it's

are you inside miller hall right now yeah i'm in miller hall yeah okay you don't know what floor

you're on i'm on the second floor i'm really fucked up right now man but like so these guys

they came in i thought it's gonna be funny they put a chicken in here but the chicken like he's

He's broken a bunch of stuff.

I think he's got, like, rabies or something.

Okay.

Do you hear him?

Yeah, I hear him.

Don't mess with it.

Just stay close.

Keep an eye on it.

It's got red eyes, red fire eyes.

And it's foaming at the mouth.

Okay, well, I get that.

Don't mess with it.

Just stay there.

Keep an eye on it.

Is someone on the way?

Mm-hmm.

All right, yeah.

And I live in ****** Hall, and I was over here where we're having, like, sex and stuff like that.

So, but this is ****** chicken, man.

And you're in the hall on the second floor?

Yeah, but I'm from the hall, but I was here visiting.

Okay, and you're signed in here?

I don't know, because I think it was a sex party.

We didn't really want to be signing in and stuff.

Okay, well, just stay there with it.

I will call somebody, and they'll be right up.

All right, can you hurry, please?

Because I really need to get out of here.

Yeah, I'll send somebody right up.

All right, thanks.

Cool.

Good old peck peck.

That is fucking brilliant, mate.

That is fucking brilliant.

I wish you'd send somebody up, and then you'd call him back and say,

I don't know, it was something about the chicken.

It always reminds me of when we called

Greyhound Bus Systems

and Baz was talking about this

person brought a fucking chicken on the bus

and it was trying to peck his nuts.

And so he was trapped in the bathroom

because the fucking chicken's running up

and down the hallway.

Especially the chicken's strutting his stuff up

and down the aisle.

Yeah, he's running up and down the fucking aisle.

Nobody will do anything about this

fucking chicken.

I've had a lot of fun calling Puerto Rico saying,

yeah i'm in the hotel the chick is a chicken in my room oh my god you could call like um i don't

know the hotel and have the chicken in the background and ask them how to have sex with

the chicken like you can't find a hole or something yeah in puerto rico all right you can i try it

yeah all right let's call puerto rico let me get puerto rico now it's a hotel yeah i got a hotel

in puerto rico all right good night play the chip play the chicken all right yeah yeah give me a

chance to like introduce the call and then bring the chicken yeah hang on i'll get you here let's

see google maps should we just like the fireworks calls just thank her for the chicken thanks for

leaving the chicken in my hotel room thank you yeah yeah it's a gift i don't know what accent

i should do just if you talk british there's a lot of tourists you think i should talk like

normally oh yeah yeah yeah yeah well i'm thinking maybe just maybe i should be a little bit stupid

because i don't i want to sound like i'm stupid you know what i mean yeah okay all right we'll

we'll call the this one here i could tell you it's uh i mean do you need to know the design

of the place because i've stayed at this one before here it's not the blue one that he's

always called here with the elevator with the blue elevator and the blue lights and the blue

everything this is uh this one has a casino on the bottom and then it's like an open atrium inside so

all the rooms are kind of open but in the inside i don't know yeah whatever it's it's you have a

room number um i i mean i could tell you for sure there's a there's a third floor there

like we say i'm on the third floor yeah um and do you know like a room do you have like a number or

something uh the the tell them this is the first first the first room off the elevator is closest

to the casino to the casino to the pool say that the closest to the pool yeah there's an elevator

on each four corners of this hotel i've stayed here many times there's a there's a like four

corners of that but there's only one but that's the one in miami or no this isn't this isn't pr

like just give them a number like is the room numbers like one two three or four five six or

something like that what's the room number like one two three four five six seven it'll start

with three because it's a third floor i know okay so like i can say three three one three one oh or

something yeah yeah hopefully yeah i'm really bad at getting those to work man with the numbers i'm

not i'm trying not to actually introduce that i'll just literally talk about the chicken all

Alright, here we go, third floor, and this is the hotel you're going to have a session.

It should be quite funny because I've never done this before, and I'm really excited about the chicken.

So you want the chicken in later in the call?

Yeah, kind of bring it in as soon as I start talking about the chicken.

Oops, that's why.

Okay, now we do this thing.

When I cough, when I cough, when I cough, when I cough.

Thank you for calling Embassy Suites Hotel and Casino San Juan.

Gracias por llamar al Embassy Suites Hotel y Casino San Juan.

Para continuar en español, favor de marcar el uno.

no for reservation style two sales and marketing three catering four princess five

music they just have to always have that stupid music

yes hello i've got a bit of a problem i've been trying to like because i'm in i mean i'm on the

third floor i've just had a lot to drink and i'm a little bit drunk and basically i got

I got chicken in my room and I wanted to know like if you could help me because I've never done this before but basically I need to do with the chicken.

You have what in your room?

I have the chicken in my room.

Chicken in your room?

Yeah, I have the chicken in my room because I took the chicken into the hotel with me and basically because I'm into this kind of zoo stuff so I'm like I want to, I love really like animals and I just want to touch the chicken.

Hello?

Why do you have a chicken in your room?

Yeah, because I brought it into the room.

Basically, I snuck it up here when nobody was looking.

I just kind of come in and then I, like, because I got in the elevator and I was literally on the third floor.

And because the room's, like, right next to the elevator, I thought, you know, nobody's going to know about this.

So that's why I brought the chicken.

But now I can't.

It's kind of, like, it's running around the room kind of half naked because I tried to shave the feathers off the back.

You're staying here in the hotel right now?

Yeah, yeah, I'm in the third floor.

and basically what's happened is that

unfortunately the chicken has escaped

and it's gone into the hallway

and now I can't catch it and basically it's just

running around there

so I'm just having a bit of a problem

because I, and basically

can you get the chicken back to me

because I need to do something with the chicken

I'm sorry, you're joking with me, right?

No, I'm serious, what do you mean I'm joking

with you, what are you talking about? This is serious

I'm very serious

I need to get the help

and i tell people like but i need you to be like discreet so don't tell sorry what is your rule

number 310 basically i'm listen this is very discreet i don't need you to talk to anybody

i need you to be very quiet about this sorry what is your name mr stewart jim stewart uh he he didn't

match the name and he went i don't know fuck it it was it was going somewhere but then just

just yeah yeah that was funny i love the idea though i'm sure it was pretty i'll call another

one i love i always love doing that we'll call the blue hotel this is fucking like the chicken

in the background i'm about to terrorize this pearl party lady but fuck her up all right do

you have a number for her yeah i already sent it oh shit all right all right we'll call before you

call her uh tune into her video i'm gonna drop a fake credit card in there and see if she

fucking goes crazy before did you post okay i see that here is yeah all right give me a second

Let me start playing here.

Wanting to open another one, or...

All right, we're good.

Okay, I just posted a comment.

She walked away, though.

Yep, she'll see it when she comes back.

I want to open an oyster.

Here's my credit card info, and I dropped a fake credit card.

Yes, we've had a very successful night.

It's been awesome.

There's someone named Bess LeCrosse.

So we'll see how crazy she is.

Someone named LeCrosse, that's awesome.

I mean, I don't know, but I just blocked her.

Is that weird?

Blocked her?

Isn't that weird?

I just blocked her.

I did, I blocked it.

it. I blocked it. It's not there

anymore.

I got it off, I got it off, y'all

What was your name, Joanne?

Yeah, instead of deleting the account, she blocked me

I blocked her

Alright, I'll call her

Let me set the ID of something local

I mean, it's probably like a fake account

Seriously

Good night, everybody

everybody what it probably is a fake i mean it's probably fake you guys don't worry about it don't

freak out i've got it fake account i just posted the credit card information where everybody can

see it and i'm talking like see that's what they do they freak out their credit card i mean don't

you think that's weird that's like creeper style i mean or stolen exactly yeah so um i just deleted

it i blocked it and deleted it oh only we did last night she didn't even know what trolling was she

Are you wanting to go back over, like, tomorrow on what we have and see what we can do?

Maybe change some things up, or what are you thinking, girly?

And I didn't add a one at some point.

All right, we're going.

Darling, prepare for interruption.

So you want it in a setting?

You have reached the voicemail box of 6-

Oh.

Fuck me, it's 6-7.

Okay, some creeper is calling me now.

At 135.

oh damn it don't fucking you gotta go jen or is it do you just yeah no i know i'm just yeah

i will have to get the other i mean seriously it was like a six seven eight one five two

four nine something something number that weird one six seven eight one five two

weird i should have answered it no you should have you should have yeah there's a lot of

creepers that get on this light you guys wow hi yeah i was calling regarding the oysters

uh can you shut that really big can you shut that really big rotten one um that you got there in

between your legs the one the really big rotten stinking one between your legs could you just

close that one please oh she does not look happy she looks she's about to cry

did you hear that again oh my god call her back call her back can i have a go

oh really you don't even want it she's hearing sad i don't know it might be a recording i think

it's a recording yeah dumb bitch stupid fucking you had the same thing was it a guy oh tabitha

that she was in the other video what's her name what's her name you have the voicemail box of

it's a recording right you know it's appropriate it's not a recording repeat it honey you know

you want to tell them okay you have reached the voicemail she went okay let's not let that out

there let me mute that there okay good all right well it's a fake thing it's a fake voice

recording it's not you dummy you're fake your face is fake oh my god i've never had this happen

to me before that's crazy okay larissa this is getting weird for me let me give you like a taco

bell out there they said oh i'm just changing everything i want to hear what she said i don't

know it was like a voice recording thing i guess i they said hello i'm calling about the oysters

and i said okay yeah that's perfectly fine um verizon team what is that you even know what

it's a taco bell in her area oh that's them you want to do the id yeah yeah yeah it's a call

okay that's perfectly fine larissa i don't want to we can definitely do that i'll talk we'll go

We'll go over everything tomorrow.

We'll go over everything tomorrow, and we'll make it how you want to make it, okay?

Really are, Larissa.

I mean, it said, I am calling about the oysters.

And I said, okay.

And I said, you know, the one that is in between your legs.

Yeah.

They said the moist, big one in between your legs.

That's what they said.

I said the big, stinky one.

For real.

Yes.

What are you laughing about?

Are you telling it?

She's quite pretty.

For real, you guys.

For real.

I'm not joking.

She likes to be talked like that.

She is quite pretty.

She's a dirty girl.

Thank you, honey.

Call her.

Okay, guys.

So, I just want to say thank you guys so much for tonight.

And we will be back on tomorrow to do the drawing and to do everything.

It is getting late and we're getting pretty silly and tired.

You have reached the voicemail box of six.

I got something nice for you.

And we're getting pretty silly and tired.

So, I'm getting off before my phone rings again.

It's late.

Oh.

Now it's an Austin, Texas number.

So, I've got to go and get off this phone before people keep calling me.

She's starting to cry.

Aw.

Okay.

So, I just want to tell you all thank you so much.

And I will get back with you guys tomorrow.

She'll pick up now.

You have reached the voicemail box of...

I got one lady yesterday.

I didn't know if she had went to school to be a masseuse.

Uh-huh.

but there was two of them on there and i'm like so i called up and i'm like yeah is this the uh

number for the outgoing service uh for the massage with the two girls and the happy ending with the

the jerking and the one goes no and the other one yelled fuck you really loud and hung up and the

other one's like this person just called and assaulted the career that i went to school for

and was like visually shook and like started like like her like tearing up she got up and left for

like 15 minutes and let the other girl continue the show and like i was like what it wasn't even

that bad i was just saved for the happy ending she got all shook and fucking left and uh then

the other one picked up again i was like my husband is a fbi agent i'm like oh yeah what

what office does he work out of huh and she goes she goes don't you worry about she hangs up and

And on the air, in front of the camera, she tells the other girl,

go ask him to look up an FBI office because I'm going to scare this guy when he calls back.

So I'm laughing my ass off.

I'm like, she's plotting right in front of me.

She's going to just like blurt out a fucking office to try to scare me.

They don't realize that they're on live when they're on live, I guess, sometimes.

I don't think they ever put it together.

That's how people are getting a hold of them or doing it.

All right.

How do you get the numbers for these people?

Like when they're live, how do you get their telephone numbers?

a secret. Yeah, I'll type it

in the chat so you can see it.

Not the chat room, but yeah.

Hey, do you want to do another chicken in the hotel,

Jen? You ready for that?

Yeah, yeah, alright. We'll save the chicken

escape. Alright. You can cough again

when you're ready.

I did it again.

Try it again. I'm going to play

really stupid, like I'm going to be retarded.

Okay, like that.

Hey, there's someone on Facebook Live that's a stripper in the locker room.

Just put the chicken straight away.

Don't worry about cough. Maybe a little bit quieter

So that it's like further away. Yeah

Excuse me, um, my chicken is escaping and uh, I need your help, please. Uh, what's your last name?

Okay, but when's your chicken date? What? When are you supposed to check in? No, I don't know

I brought the chicken with me. I'm extremely high

on something that I took earlier.

So now the chicken is kind of running around

and I cannot catch it.

I need somebody to help me, please.

Okay, but where are you right now?

I'm upstairs.

I don't really know where the...

You know the hallway upstairs

in the first floor?

In the what floor?

In the first floor.

Okay.

There's a little bit of...

You know where the elevator is?

Uh-huh.

I'm outside the...

But the chicken is going everywhere

in the hallway.

Can you please come and send somebody?

You are in the elevator right now?

No, I'm just next to it.

Because I cannot catch the chicken, it keeps running away.

I tried to touch it, it runs away.

So I couldn't catch it.

Can you please come now?

On the first floor?

Yeah, because what happens if another guest is seeing the chicken?

Can you please come and help me get the chicken?

Okay, one moment.

Can you come now, please, immediately?

Okay, you said you're on the first floor, right?

I'm on the first floor.

I'm staying here with my mom.

And basically, the chicken is there because I saw it.

it but can you please come immediately please okay i'm here on the first floor that's why i

asked you if there are no rooms on the first floor exactly where are you exactly because

there's a chicken here you don't see the chicken no i'm here in the front desk that's why then come

to the first floor what are you doing at the desk come up immediately please okay can you come to

the front desk no because i need this chicken i need you to come up and help me get the chicken

please no yes i understand sir but i cannot understand you very correctly right now you're

You're saying that you're on the first floor, but we don't have any rooms on the first floor.

That's why.

There's a hallway, you stupid cunt.

I'm saying the fucking chicken escaped.

Are you fucking retarded?

Can you please just come and help me get the chicken?

Okay.

I'm going to go there and verify, sir.

But if I can't find you, I need you to come here to the front desk.

Thank you very much.

Can you come now, please?

Immediately.

Okay.

Hello?

Yeah, they don't have, they don't have, uh...

Fuck's sake, if I don't know where the floors are, yeah.

I should have told you.

The front desk is facing the elevator on the first floor, and there's no rooms on the first floor.

It's really...

That makes it difficult.

I was trying to send it to you in Skype, but you weren't reading it.

God damn it, yeah, sorry.

I was trying to call him, maybe we can get him real quick.

Tell him fourth floor, and it's a blue room, and everything, all the lights are blue inside.

Is that what we're calling him by?

Yeah, all the rooms have blue lights in them.

Tell him you're sorry, you were wrong.

Yeah.

Put the chicken on.

Probably chicken.

Is that a new one you got, Ken?

I don't know, these are just some African-American fellows I thought we could fuck with.

Just, uh...

Hello?

They're coming to me.

Hello?

Sorry, that was my fault for not warning.

guys that they picked out uh they're just some uh african-americans yeah fuck the chicken

they left their comments open so just comment on their shit all right and i'll try a chicken call

here we go call the l chicken with the african-american is that not a little bit

yeah that's a funny idea yeah they should call them do you have their number dwight you said

so call them uh no but there's they left their snapchat open so oliver prime says oh he has

snapchat too dick pics incoming penises why you didn't type in how to do the address and

telephone number oh i see them can you in english please press one

hello and thank you for calling the el san juan hotel and casino we are currently remodeling and

upgrading for a new era so the hotel and casino are temporarily closed

final i have to call the ritz carlton i guess yeah the ritz the ritz is gonna have a chicken

Oh, you'd be surprised in this Puerto Rico, man.

There's chickens everywhere.

I can't believe they closed the L71.

Oh, let's call the Intercontinental instead.

That's a bad idea.

What?

Didn't we have someone come in and check on us?

Somewhere where they said, all right, we're going to come, don't go.

Was that the Embassy Suite?

Where did I say the chicken was red?

Oh, that was the dorm.

Hang on.

I should call that back.

I almost forgot about that.

The dorm that the guy was coming to rescue me?

All right.

This is going to voicemail.

All right.

Enough with the Puerto Rican chickens.

all right no more chickens um no more chickens he said no number for the new facebook one right

you said there dwight what's that now he said no number available for the facebook one

uh no no i'm uh taking a peek around oh yeah just a lot of drug use on facebook live at the moment

playing michael jackson on the jazz group what the fuck is this nice i like it uh you do the uk

UK, Europeans love that stuff.

I think I'm just going to call it quits.

It's 1.49, man.

I got stuff to do tomorrow.

I got a lot of walking to do and stuff.

Walking, yeah?

Yeah, a lot of walking to do tomorrow.

I got to walk the dog in a minute.

Oh, we have a dog?

You have a dog, really?

Mm-hmm.

How big are her sexual organs?

What the fuck?

All right.

Thanks for helping out there with some calls, man, and some numbers and such.

Yeah, no problem.

It's good having you on.

Uh, Nashby, thanks, man, for being behaved for the most part there.

You got a little rust on.

You gave us a good number.

The guy that urinates.

That was pretty good.

Yeah, that was fucking funny.

You been taking any of them pump pills lately?

No.

Me?

Yeah.

Uh, which ones?

The pump pills that make you cum in your pants at night.

No, but I take Cialis now.

Oh, good, good.

Be careful with your blood pressure going too low.

Hey, and congratulations.

This guy got Google Fiber.

Fucking tough guy over here.

google fiber now wow great not yet i went to the fiber store and i saw it's not available

where i live yet but oh like everyone else all right well why are you taking why are you taking

sialis penis exactly yeah i know what it is but why do you need it um when my dick goes limp uh

20 minutes later i'm ready to fuck again did you actually need it like is it a medical condition

or are you just buying it to like stay hot no i i got it uh for my doctor all right so it was

prescribed you actually have a problem yeah yeah all right that's fair enough fair enough she gave

you some samples that's what they do yeah a bunch of them my doc gives me i was like do you need

any like yeah give me some of them because i can fuck real good with those man yeah you can buy

them online now i mean you can actually like in the uk you can do an online pharmacy all you got

to do is tick a box and say you can't get it off and then they'll send you stuff so i mean you

could get whatever you want they're real expensive here and a lot of insurances don't cover them but

it's like that's that's the thing about it it's so stupid you guys pay fortune for all your drugs

yeah in the uk we pay like eight pounds something um per prescription and these pills could cost

like three four hundred pounds you know in the production okay yeah bernie sanders laid it all

out to us already we know you don't have to tell us again about how awesome you guys are and how

shitty our medical system is it's brilliant the nhs is brilliant uh carlito yeah i think the last

time i bought it i i want to say it was between 40 and 100 a pill wow that's crazy really yeah

yeah i i got a script once and she was i went to the pharmacy it was gonna be like a thousand

dollars for 30 of them or something like that like yeah no all right you're gonna gonna go

So for a month's supply, it was going to be $1,000.

I was like, yeah, thanks, anyway, bye.

But yeah, the insurance won't cover it.

Insurance doesn't cover it.

Some will, and they'll cover like four a month, so you can fuck four times a month, I guess, is what they're trying to tell you.

Well, on Cialis, I guess it can be used for like some type of a – I want to say it's blood pressure or heart something.

Yeah, lower your blood pressure, yeah.

Yeah, it can be used for that, but you've got to be able to prove you've used all these other alternatives and they don't work and it's got to be all documented and stuff.

Oh, by the way, hey, don't do the whole – you can get like two or three uses out of the pill.

You can cut it up in like three pieces.

Oh, I took the whole thing.

No, don't.

Actually, because like half a pill or a third of a pill, if you don't need it, it will actually – you can make them last a little longer.

You can take it rectally too.

Yeah, and they still last 72 hours.

They're hard to break like that because it's like an oval.

You know what I mean?

It's like an egg sheet pill.

It's like a circle.

Yeah, so you've got to kind of like, this is kind of half, kind of, you know what I mean?

Yeah, try to break them in half at least because you still get just as much fucking in with it.

It works for three days.

Well, I have a cafeteria plan on my health insurance, and so I don't have to pay cash for it.

My employer pays for my prescriptions, and I don't pay anything for it.

Yeah, but you should make them last longer.

I don't get it.

it like i mean i okay so you get it hard but do you actually can you finish with the stuff yeah

you finish you finish just normal but what happens is like you have a your refractory period is way

less and the thing is you know there are other things you can take to like make it better like

for example you can take your hymn bean which i don't think is illegal and then you can also take

like like bupropion or something like that to like it's uh you increase the dopamine in your

body and you'll feel a lot hornier yeah bupropion you told me to take that and i was going to kill

kill people on it so thank you for that yeah i know i'm sorry about that but it's good if you

take it i mean it does make you quite horny you agree uh yeah it did yeah it did it made me want

to kill people in traffic and on the phone like on my at work and stuff and my wife it has that

it has that effect but it does also have the effect that it makes you a lot more sexually

active but anyway if you if you try your him bean that also does the same trick and it won't give

you the side effects of making you angry yeah it was pretty angry your him be your him be your

Yohimbine, yeah, Yohimbine.

It's really, really, really good.

El Hambre, so they make this medicine out of that gorilla

and they killed it at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Yeah, that's it.

Harambe.

That's fucking brilliant, Harambe.

Harambe approved. Sticks out.

Alright, well, I'm going to let you guys go.

Yoko, thanks for numbers.

You're listening.

Thanks for having me on, Carlito. I appreciate it, buddy.

Jin, thanks for being on, man.

Always a pleasure, my friend.

You're a nice guy. I appreciate you.

Milkman, are you still with me, man?

milkman come on milkman come off come off hold milkman you can do it wait i'm not hey man you

want to take us out of here can you or you're in a position that you can't oh man but i gotta go now

i love you man you all right hey man thank you so much man i missed all of us i'm speaking for

all i want to thank you p white so much of course the air money we do without our fearless

of the map thank you brother yeah it was great coming back doing the show like that

totally a surprise you know i've been missing you guys man thanks for inviting me good night

yeah it wouldn't be the same without you jim thanks for joining i'm sorry to keep you up late

or all that whatever let's let's do it again soon i i think maybe sunday i'll come on the

show and do the thing with the giant yeah there you go and we'll talk then all right i'll let

letting you guys go all right milkman be careful driving yeah all right so i'm out of here but

thanks everyone for tuning in and everyone who provided numbers including uh what's his face

parkman sending some numbers also i already thanked everyone else previous lookout for

september 30th the drop date of calls of mass confusion the new season would be interesting

interesting i'm very excited about that um what else is going on in the world of carlito i don't

know nothing i guess um madhouse life.com i'll get some podcasts caught up there the next few

weeks no for real i've been planning i've been saying all this time september doesn't catch it

up that's why i have time fucking september i didn't lie shit yep all right see you guys later

here's six and a half minutes of bob marley dude i hope you hate bob marley so much that you leave

everybody oh yeah thanks to dead also the dead being on i'm leaving so awkwardly

bob marley of the wailing wailers

thank you very much good night

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