You Done Messed with the Wrong Person
10 Dec 2017 · 45 min · 6,201 words · source
Calls (15, 39 min of 45 min)
- Dollar Tree manager about mail mix-up live 9.4 min clip ↓
- Bubar mail delivery dispute live 2.6 min clip ↓
- Cross calls police over mail mix-up live 1.8 min clip ↓
- Target manager delivery confusion live 2.9 min clip ↓
- Target store manager about delivery live 1.1 min clip ↓
- Church late service inquiry live 1.2 min clip ↓
- Chinese restaurant order prank live 2.8 min clip ↓
- Plank call about band members live 2.0 min clip ↓
- UAB Center for Psychiatric Medicine voicemail voicemail 1.1 min clip ↓
- Target Store asked about Black Barbie live 3.3 min clip ↓
- Cholo Taqueria order inquiry live 2.5 min clip ↓
- Corporate office breakers reset call live 1.3 min clip ↓
- Whataburger POS system reset live 1.9 min clip ↓
- Whataburger breaker reset follow-up live 3.9 min clip ↓
- Restaurant order cancellation live 1.2 min clip ↓
Transcript
What's a number fool?
We don't have the number fool.
I'm a woman.
What does that have to do with anything?
Well, I got it.
We're both human.
We have different, you know, different...
It doesn't matter.
Are you serious?
Are you okay?
Listen.
I am going to call the district manager.
No, no, no.
You already done messed with the wrong person.
Oh, come on.
I'm sorry.
You already came and interrupted these people's day.
I'm not playing no fucking games, man.
I fucked you, son of a bitch.
Stop making us get the cuttings.
You're out of your crazy mind.
You ain't getting no goddamn dollars.
Oh, fuck you.
You're listening to the Madhouse Radio Prankcast.
You're calling Dollar Tree, Doctor speaking.
Yeah, Dollar Tree.
Uh-huh.
I'm Kirklands.
I'm over here right a couple doors down.
I'm the manager.
My name is Cross.
Uh-huh.
You guys need to come over here because I got your mail,
and I'm really sick and tired of getting your guys' mail.
I don't know what the problem is that you guys keep saying having your mail sent over here.
We're not Dollar Tree.
You understand?
understand but you don't have to be rude about it either we don't know down there i wasn't rude the
first four times the shit happened we're 31 you don't have to be rude sir we're sweet 123 i don't
know what part of that's so hard to understand stupid okay but it's not our fault that our mail
goes down there well you're 131 you're 131 you're number one we understand we're 131 we're one two
three you need to speak to the ups listen listen to me it's not my problem this is your mail
It has your mail.
You need to get some.
You know what?
I'm going to start shredding is what's going to happen.
Go ahead.
I mean, it's against the law.
It's not yours.
Well, you better come or you're not going to come get it, you said.
I did not say I was not going to go get it.
I will send somebody to go get it, but you need to change your attitude.
And you're a manager?
Really?
I've got a lot of stress.
It's the holidays.
I've got a lot of shit I've got to do.
How rude is that?
And you're a manager?
I'm not trying to be rude.
I just got a lot of shit I've got to do.
And they've got these new metrics.
We're over here sitting on our asses?
Really?
things the same price okay but we're busy too just because you're over there i mean yeah you're busy
too but you don't have to be rude i mean you would understand you're a woman first of all how would
you understand how hard this is what does me having being a woman have to do with anything
because i'm a manager i'm a manager too i'm an assistant manager too what is your issue a woman
manager okay what is me having to be a woman manager listen listen listen here this one's
important it's the power bill i think you shredded i mean all i have to do is call the police and
And I'll just, they'll go through the trash.
So go ahead and do it.
And I'll just call the police.
There goes another one.
There goes another one.
That's the electric bill right here.
Listen, listen.
Okay, well then how about this?
I'll call our district manager.
I'll tell them how you were.
And then they'll deal with it.
You send someone to get the mail now.
This is what's going to happen.
Send someone now.
Who are you sending?
Did you tell them yet?
I'm waiting.
I'm on the phone with you.
How am I supposed to tell anybody?
I'm on the phone with you, arguing with you.
When you're being an ass.
Call someone.
Don't call me.
Don't curse at me.
You're yelling at me telling me something about me being a woman seriously. That's not cursing. Are you a woman or not? Yes?
I'm a woman. Okay, so there they're not saying no need no need to be upset about that. I just stated fact
Okay, well like I said, I will go ahead and let our district manager know what is going on
How about go get the mail? I don't care about that. Just come get the stupid mail
God damn it come get the mail. Okay. Bye. Did you send someone or no?
yeah hey hello yeah this is cross i'm over here at the dollar tree down the way number 131
yeah uh why do you guys have our mail uh hold on hurry up thank you for holding this is lori
why do you have our mail who you have our mail why you have our mail we have your mail yeah this
is you're the guys are 123 kirklands we're 131 dollar tree god damn it okay um i'm sending
someone over there one of my best people over there to get our mail from you that you people
have why are you taking the mail from us why we're not taking your mail what do we have you have
quite a few bill you have our electric bill we don't have your electric bill who's in charge of
it is there a man there who handles the mail or who gets it they the mail gets delivered to us
yeah but there should be your manager it's like i'm the manager i'm cross i'm the manager you're
cross yeah that's right cross c-r-o-s-s cross okay i'll write that down i don't care i don't
want our mail back i'm sending my best guy over there right now to get the mail he better not get
any shit from you excuse me i don't appreciate your tone all right but the language is good
okay so he does the language he doesn't want the language i'm sending someone to get the mail from
you we don't have your mail well i am under good i have it under good authority that you have our
mail well okay i don't know what to give you because we don't have your mail well where does
Where is the mail kept?
Maybe you should check.
I don't know.
Did you shred it without permission?
That's illegal, you know.
That's an illegal thing to do.
No, we don't have any of your mail.
If we did get your mail, we would send it to you.
Well, that's impossible because why wouldn't you just bring it over?
We don't have any of your mail.
Yeah, hi.
I have, is this Dollar Tree?
Just send somebody.
All right, to Kirkland's?
Yes.
All right.
I have the Kirkland's.
I have the associate here from Kirkland's.
She's on the phone with me, too.
All right.
Okay, so maybe she can explain what's going on here with the mail.
Well, the thing is that you need to talk to the mailman.
If you call them, they're not going to get the message to the mailman.
It's a new mailman that we have for the street.
He does not know the numbers.
You need to speak to him.
Well, talk to her.
Before you started yelling at me and before you started bringing up the woman fact,
you need to talk to him.
Don't talk to us because we don't send our mail anywhere else.
We still get our mail.
So why is that mailman still sending it down there?
you need to talk to him well maybe next time you call this story you need to change your attitude
you need to not talk listen i'm trying to take care of this and i'm a manager i'm a man you
need to speak to the mailman and i am the assistant manager we just sent somebody down there and i am
the man okay what is you having to be a man have to do with anything i'm a woman what does that
have to do with that well i got it i got human we have different you know different uh it doesn't
it matter are you serious i mean we do we have a different anatomy yeah that is true that is a fact
i think everyone went to high school and went to elementary for that i think we know that all right
you don't always have to point that out well i don't i'm not going around pointing it out you're
making a big deal about you're pointing it out you have a sexual hang-up or something we just
sent somebody down there you have an issue you need to talk to the male person that drops off
the mail we're not letting him come back until we get the mail letting who come back the male
mail person no the person you sent over here where's our mail your mail we don't have your
mail if we had your mail we would gladly take it to you without no hesitation hello hello kirklands
hello what about kirklands we don't have any of your mail why would we have any of your mail don't
you think we would have called you or sent it down there by now why would we keep your mail because
you think it's a big joke girl over there having a big laugh about it you all the dollar tree people
People are having a big laugh now.
All of you are laughing.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
We have the mail.
Laughing about what?
Reading my mail, reading the mail, and we have your mail, so fine.
I'm going to start shredding more mail.
Hello?
Yeah, are you still there?
I don't know who hung up.
I wasn't.
Unless the person that you called.
I don't know.
I was talking to you, and then you hang up all of a sudden.
I don't know what's wrong with that.
Hello?
Oh, everyone hung up now.
Yeah, Catherine's.
I'm calling from the Dollar Tree.
Okay.
Yeah, we got your mail.
oh yeah you need to get this shit out of here okay all right because i'm tired of getting your
mail and all this that we don't have fat people clothing here okay we don't know that you received
nobody let us know yeah this this is dollar tree not fat woman clothing store okay oh my god so
send someone over here to get the fucking mail i'm bubar where we guarantee the lowest price
norby speaking how may i help you hey bubar how can i help you hey i'm calling from dollar tree
next door you need you guys need to come get your shit out of here shit out of where well we have
your mail again we're 123 you guys are we're 131 what are you guys 123 no 121 right why are you
good why you guys why you guys keep having your mail sent here i don't know i'm not the mailman
well you're messing up again how are we messing up we're not because we got the stupid mail it
has your place this is not the boot barn this is the dollar tree all right i'm not sending it over
over there sir i'm the manager here all right and it's the holidays here it's busy and i got a lot
of shit i gotta do that's fine sir all right you can drop it off whenever you want no you send
someone here i'm gonna start shredding shredded that's fine sir send someone here now to get the
whatever you need to do motherfucker you send a person here to get the happy holidays have a
great day go to hell damn it calling sally i'm calling from katherine's i'm the manager here
okay yes sir all right why do we have your mail again you guys need to get this shit out of here
Sorry, where is it at?
It's here at my front desk.
At Catherine's?
Yeah, you guys are 3151.
We're 3143.
3141, because we're, where are you located, sir?
3143, we're in the same plaza.
We're two floors down from you, two doors down from you.
We're on the other side of Ross.
Which street?
We're on the other side of Ross.
On the other side of Ross?
Yes.
Okay.
I got a lot of shit I got to do, and you guys keep getting your mail sent over here.
What's going on?
What is this?
I'm sorry, sir.
I'm not sure, but we'll definitely have someone go pick it up.
Well, hurry up.
Let's go.
God damn it.
I got a lot of shit I got to fucking do.
You need to get this shit out of here or I'm going to start shredding in five minutes.
I'm so sorry, sir, but please don't talk to me like that.
Yeah, five minutes before I start shredding.
We will send somebody over there to go pick it up.
I'm going to shred everything.
I'm going to shred everything.
I'm going to shred everything.
Damn it.
Yeah, this is Cross again.
I just realized, my bad.
No, you know what?
I already know your game.
Just know I already called the police.
This is our mail.
This is our mail.
I'm sorry.
This is our mail.
Where are you from?
Well, I don't mean...
This is our mail.
There was a big mistake.
No, where are you from?
It's a big...
What store are you in?
Big mistake.
Big mistake.
I'm sorry.
It's our mail.
No, no.
I already called the police.
They're going to come and they're going to take the phone call.
No, no.
No.
No, come on.
No.
No.
No.
Come on.
No.
You were...
I already have two other stores inside this store coming towards me and asking about the
mail.
Okay, but it was a big mistake.
I thought it was our mail.
No, no.
No, I am going to call the police.
No, no, no, come on, come on.
And I am going to call the district manager.
No, no, no.
You already done messed with the wrong person.
Oh, come on, I'm sorry.
You already came and interrupted these people's day.
I just thought it was our mail, your mail, it's our mail.
All right, I'm in the same plaza.
I was just watching.
I thought it was funny.
That's all.
I work here in this plaza.
I didn't want to tell you what was going on.
That's all.
I'm sorry.
Uh, no.
Yeah.
No, because you said you were from Kirkland.
You called the mail people.
Yeah.
So, either way, I called the police.
Well, you meant I called the male people.
What male people?
No, I'm calling the police.
What call?
You said I called the male people.
What does that mean?
What?
You said the male people.
UPS people, the people that go to your house every day, come to the strip every day, leave
your mail.
I didn't ever say that.
When did I say that?
Okay, you know what?
Either way, I called the police.
Hey, Chola.
They're on their way.
Hey, Chola.
They're on their way.
Listen, Chola.
Just to let you know.
Chola girl, listen.
Listen, I don't care.
Man, it's for the wrong person.
Yeah.
hello i'm calling from the target my name is cross i'm the supervisor here we got a bunch of your
stuff over here just delivered why did you want to speak to the manager i want to i want you guys
to come get this shit out of here let me put you at the manager hurry up i'm the manager i'm the
manager ross i'm the manager at target i'm the target manager okay i can help you are you the
manager at ross all right listen my name is cross and um sorry uh you're you guys got a delivery
here again we got five pallets of your stuff over here we can't have this why does this keep
happening the second time does the second thing no no this is the second time you said this is
like the fourth time was this today just now yeah we got we got a bunch of t-shirts here we got uh
pillows we have sean john sean john t-shirts we have here we have nike t-shirts
We got a bunch of those button-down shirts with the ties in the box already.
Okay, what target?
What's your address?
We're here.
We're two floors down.
We're right in the same plaza on the same side.
You don't have to yell.
Well, I'm not trying to yell.
This just happens a lot.
This happens a lot.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
It happens a lot, and I got a lot of stress.
You don't know the kind of numbers they're making me do,
all the stress that they've been having me because of the holidays.
They told me they were going to close the store.
If I don't meet a certain metrics, oh, my God.
Okay, so did the driver leave, or is he still there?
No, he's gone.
We have it here.
I'm going to start opening the boxes and giving them out to my guys is what's going to happen.
Because I would have to talk to the corporate and see what's going on.
Well, someone needs to come.
I don't know why they were delivering.
Well, how about you come get the number at your store?
How come you come get the shit out of here?
I can't do that.
I would have to call corporate first.
What's your number?
No, listen, if you don't get the shit out of here, we're all going to take it home.
I need your number so I can call you back.
Look on the caller ID.
It doesn't have a caller ID.
Oh, you're stupid.
Are you done?
What do you need from me?
The number?
Yes, the phone number to the supposedly target you work at.
The supposedly target you think I'm lying about my target machine?
Obviously, you're talking very offensive with the last...
Tufo.
And what was your name again?
Cross.
Cross?
Cross.
Okay, I will give you a call back.
Come on, come get your shit out of here.
Come on.
I will give you a call back.
Come get the shit.
Ah, fuck.
No, not that.
this that fell flat thank you for calling dollars she's actually speaking yes hi i'm calling from
the target here on military i did we just got a phone call here about mail a weird phone call
no if anything it's a prank and you might have to call either your higher manager or a district
manager to let them know what's going on what is this about you guys were very rude on the phone
with us here no that wasn't us it's a prank phone call because we've been getting the same phone
calls too but this person said that we're calling from dollar train in saints plaza and that there
You know what? I know you're the same guy.
Yeah, I got you, though. I got you, stupid.
Ah, you can't stop me.
No, just letting you know the police are on their way.
You can't stop me!
Let's revisit another old idea.
Hi, do you have any more services today?
Do you have any more services today?
Do you have a late service today?
Late service?
Yeah. Well, just churches?
Churches, not church.
Yeah, well, yeah, because I woke up late today.
I was drinking last night, a little hungover,
and I wanted to see if I could catch, like, a late service somewhere.
Dude, come in at 4 o'clock.
Okay, and how long is the service usually?
Until 10.
From when until 10?
4 to 10.
Six-hour service?
For fast food business.
Yeah, I mean, whatever.
You're Christian, though, right?
Classic.
Oh, perfect.
All right, do you guys do Eucharist, then?
Do you believe in the Eucharist there?
I'll be.
I'd like to make an order, please.
Okay, one second.
I'll be right with you.
Shit!
Okay, what would you like to order?
Well, I mean, is this not real Chinese people?
Is this what?
Not real Chinese people?
No, it is.
But where's the Chinese person that answers the phone?
Sorry, what?
Where's the Chinese person that answers the phone?
Okay, one second.
Okay.
Can I help you?
Ni hao? Ni hao?
Yes, how can I help you?
I'd like to make an order, please.
Okay.
Okay.
One phu.
What kind of phu?
Phu. Phu. Number phu.
What's the number phu? We don't have the number phu.
Number four?
Is it number four?
Number four, okay.
Number four, food.
Okay.
Number four is beef with garlic sauce.
That's the one, yes.
Thank you.
Okay, that, one of those.
And what else?
Number 69.
You pay or you make an order, sir?
No, no.
I'm so busy.
Do you have number 69?
That's what I'm asking.
I don't have the number 69.
You never do that?
No, sir.
Come on.
You never have beef and broccoli?
I do have the beef broccoli, but not the number 69, okay?
Okay, well, I thought, is it beef and broccoli?
I thought number 69 was beef and broccoli.
Okay, in the lunch special, it's number 3.
I'm very sorry.
Okay, the number 3, then.
Yeah, don't make a joke.
We're very busy right now, okay?
No, no, no joke, no joke.
Okay, so I just need those two things.
Okay, one beef broccoli, one the beef with garlic sauce, okay?
Yes, ma'am.
How long will that be?
After just a few minutes, okay?
Your name?
Cross.
Cross.
Yes, across.
You sure you're coming here to pick up a ride?
Yes, I'm coming in 15 minutes.
I will come there.
What's the total?
Can I get a total?
Total $12.56.
$12.56.
Excellent.
Okay, I'll be there in about 15.
Thank you.
She's not going to make it.
She knew what 69 meant.
What 69 meant?
She almost called me my bullshit when I was saying foo.
Oh, man.
This is plank.
We're very, very busy here.
Okay, enough.
Let's stop repeating.
What is this?
Dwight McClanahan will repeat the whole prank?
Oh, I'm sorry.
all right god damn it oh shit hey echo start a chinese tiner for 12 minutes 12 seconds all right
not getting an answer here let's move on come on let me get to that request that came in i don't
like doing these requests off off of everyone anymore because this is how a lot of people have
gone down it's a shame but i don't i'm not as receptive uh to take numbers from just anybody
anymore and i don't know you know listeners and fans i got a lot of love for you guys but
but after things that have happened, I don't like to take those chances.
I try to keep it down to a select few group of trusted, known people.
What the hell?
What do I got to lose?
Let's try a plank call.
If I can get my ass motivated here enough to do it right, let's see.
Wanted to call a bowling alley, but that fell through.
Where are we now? Is Blake in Perotia?
Yeah, I saw an ad here about someone looking for band members.
Why?
You thought it?
Yeah, there was an ad on the wall for, you know, someone.
Oh, we have a bunch of those.
Yeah, well, I'm calling about that.
How can I tell you about myself?
On whatever.
Well, yeah, I'm calling.
This is the store.
This is the Guitar Center machine that I called that you put an ad that you wanted a person.
Yeah, you guys are influenced.
You're influenced by Weezer and stuff like that and the Pixies.
I'm not sure.
I'd have to get back there and look at the ad.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, I can hold.
Hold on.
Oh, I think.
Wrong number.
Whoops.
Hello, this is Luke Durham with UAB Center for Psychiatric Medicine and NBH Wellness Clinic.
I'm currently away from my phone.
That guy is trying to look for a band-aid.
Dial that right.
Apparently, yeah.
That's a little too busy back in my department.
I'm not going to be able to get back there.
Do you guys sell Black Barbie?
Black Barbie?
Yeah.
I'm not sure what that is.
It's just like the Barbie doll, but she's black.
Nope, we don't.
Shit.
Do you have any information about Black Barbie?
I do not.
Damn.
Could you recommend a store?
Walmart, perhaps?
Walmart.
Walmart?
Walmarts, and that's here, the Walmarts.
Okay, all right, I'll look that up.
I'll look up Walmarts.
Great.
All right, thank you.
Yep.
Bye.
Nice.
Thanks for calling Target Store.
Thanks for calling Target.
How may I help you?
I need to see if you have a certain toy that this girl is asking for.
Let me to a device.
That way I can let you know.
Yeah, I get to a device.
What is the toy that you're looking for?
Black Barbie.
Black Barbie?
Yeah.
I'm going to put you on hold real quick.
I'm going to go to the device, and then I'll be right back with you.
Okay, put it in.
just like that black barbie is that what okay or maybe negro barbie oh i don't know maybe black i
want to say black okay let me see um let me get to okay please go okay yeah yeah you have your
device up your ass showing me it's not it's not sold at this store it's sold at other stores
black barbie at other stores that's what it is i have one that's uh black and pink but it's a
a leopard black and pink it's not oh but it's a it's a like a leopard dress that's all they're
showing me and i put what kind of dress barbie it says barbara black and pink but what kind of
dress is it what kind what did you say what animal it's black and pink you said like an animal
leopard yeah something like that can you say how is the sound again leopard a leopard yeah um you
You know why I think, because, I mean, I'm looking for the black girl Barbie.
The black girl Barbie is a black woman, you know?
Okay.
But I heard that their pussy lips are pink, so that makes sense, black and pink.
Maybe that's why, like when maybe this one has pussy on it, a pussy, maybe.
Do you have Mexican Barbie?
I could check.
Let me see what it pulls up.
Barbie.
Leopard.
I like how you say it like that.
Okay, leopard.
leopard no it's not showing me nothing on that one oh okay you know i have my friend uh smiley
he's mexican and he says leopard like that it's funny hey so you don't have mexican barbie do
you think maybe you have like lazy barbie like a what lazy barbie instead of mexican barbie
lazy stinky no lazy stinky no oh do you have a boyfriend do you have a boyfriend uh i'm married
you want to cheat on him with me no are you sure okay all right all right bye stupid bye bye
whatever i had to try let me not say that what i was about to say is it time to echo how much time
left on that chinese timer it's in 20 seconds left nice it's time to do one more call before
we cancel the chinese order much to the chinese they chagrin because she's all like you coming
right you coming beach coming beach she wasn't like that nothing at all like that yeah is this
the cholo place oh i heard i was looking for cholo taqueria i heard there were a lot of cholos here
no oh just regular oh i'm sorry i was just kidding i was yeah i was just kidding hey can
can i make an order are you busy yeah i want to make an order honey baby hey tell me all right
one lenguas yeah where do you put the lenguas at in the bag yes will you put them all over me
me, my body. Put the lengua all over my body, yeah. Yeah, what a waste of time there, everybody.
Woo. I'm a big fat German, bitch. I love wrestling. Chinese timer is done. Great. Timer is done.
Hear that, everybody? Let's get that going. As long as I can stand it. Hello? Hello, how
How may I help you?
Yeah, I called earlier there to make an order.
Called to make an order?
Yeah, I had the garlic beef with sauce and the beef and broccoli.
Yes.
Is that ready yet for me to pick up?
Give it about five minutes, and it's almost ready.
About five minutes?
Yeah.
Okay.
I'll call back.
All right.
I'll talk to you then.
Thank you.
Okay.
Thank you.
Echo, stop.
Echo.
Echo.
Set a stupid Chinese timer for five minutes.
We're going to cancel it.
We're going to go, ha, ha.
How about an order for some heat?
We always love that, don't we?
Or how about, that could be the corporate office.
That's always fun.
Corporate office it is.
What's up, military?
Yes, hi, I'm calling from the corporate office.
How are you?
Pretty good.
You want to talk to the manager?
Well, no, this is going to be quick.
We need to do a quick power restructure over there.
We need to reset the breakers.
Okay.
Do you know where they're located?
No, I'm going to go ask him right now.
Oh, yeah, okay.
Okay.
Okay.
This ain't going to work.
Why is the manager there on a Sunday at this time?
Fuck.
Oh, it is 1 p.m. over there.
They're in an after-church launch rush still in California.
Shit.
Ah, this is going to be a waste of time.
I'm going to get to flip the switches.
Hi.
Thanks for calling Target Store.
No, I don't want to call Target.
What are you doing?
I didn't want to call them.
God damn it.
Ah, damn it.
Hello?
Yes.
Yeah, how can I help you?
Hello?
Is this Whataburger?
God damn it.
Why does she answer the phone like that?
Yeah, is this Whataburger?
All right, well, I just called over there and someone hung up on me.
I'm calling from the corporate office.
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
I don't think she intended to hang up on you.
Okay, that's fine.
No problem.
I can help you?
Let us slide, buddy.
All right, we need to do a reset of the breakers there.
Your POS system is not transmitting back over here.
You know where the breakers are?
Can we locate them?
Well, no, just I need your building breakers.
You know what a breaker box is, son?
Wait, okay, I've been back, okay.
Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
All right.
So you head over there right now and just tell me how many rows of panels in that panel you got there.
Yeah, I'll tell you what.
Can you call me on my cell phone?
That way I can stand in front of them and it'll be a lot easier.
All right, can you give me a second to get someone to write with there?
All right.
Okay, what is that number, please?
That's 7.
07.
07, all right.
Sounds good.
I'll be dialing you right now.
The computer's already calling.
All right, let me, I'm going to hang up this phone, and I'm going to get a note.
Okay, hold on.
Okay.
All right, that was the easy transition.
There we go, good.
All right, so if you can locate those, please.
All right, hold on.
Let me go to the back panel.
Hold on.
All right.
We have one, two, three back panels.
Okay, all right.
If you can go ahead and start in with the first panel and the first one.
I just need you to flip those all off one at a time,
And if you could just count them down as you're flipping them off, please.
1, 3.
Do I turn it off and turn it back on?
Leave them off until I let you know to turn them back on.
Just go real quick as fast as you can.
1, 3, 5, 7.
Okay, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29, 31, 33, 35, 37.
That's it.
Okay, all right, next panel.
Next panel, yep.
I leave them all off?
Yeah, leave them all off.
Keep going.
32, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, 18, 22, 23, 22, 24, 26, 28, 30, 32, 34, 36, 38.
That's it.
Done.
All right.
And that's all the breakers there?
All the breakers on this first panel.
Okay.
All right.
So we're going to leave those off.
I need you to go back to one of the POS terminals, and we'll check the status.
I'm sorry.
Go to which one?
Go to any of your terminals there, your payment registers, POS terminals.
All right.
All right.
Any of them?
Yeah, any of them, and let me know what the status is.
All right.
All right.
Hey, they're getting out.
We need to get out of here.
We need to get out of here.
Oh, it's up top.
Is it somewhere on the screen, what the status is?
Is it still on?
Yes.
You must have more breakers somewhere.
Where's the other breakers there?
Was there another panel there?
What about the breakers, like, for the whole store, like the freezers and all that stuff?
Yeah, yeah, we have to go through them.
Yeah, the generator will kick in.
That's what I'm wondering, because the generator didn't show it came up here, so.
well yeah that's uh that's that's one panel you want the second panel yeah the second panel
brother yeah that's right all right okay we're gonna go one three five seven nineteen oh i just
found the lights that's fine they're gonna come right back on don't worry just go through them
quickly all right i can't see the numbers just keep going that's fine i see them i see them on
here good all right next side your stupid chinese timer is done i answered on that side okay all
All right, and go ahead and let's check the status of the POS system there.
I'm back here.
Okay, the storage is coming to a halt right now.
Okay, all right.
Go ahead and leave it like that for about five minutes
and go ahead and turn them all back one at a time slowly or you could cause a problem.
All right, and do you want the next panel or no?
Yes, go ahead, please.
Okay, 1 through 5, 7 through 13, 15, 17, 19, 21, 23, 25, 27, 29, 31, 33, 35, 37,
7, 2, 4, 8, 12, 22, 24, 26, 28, 32, 36, and that's it.
That's all the time.
That's it?
No more?
Right.
That's it.
Okay.
All right.
Now, let's go ahead and leave them all off for about 5, 10 minutes, and then put them
all back on.
All right.
You just tell me when to start turning them on.
All right.
Yeah.
I'll tell you when.
I'll call you back.
All right?
I'll call you back on your cell phone.
All right.
Thank you.
All right.
Bye.
Here.
here your stupid chinese timer is done i was going the entire time echo stop yes hi i made an order
for uh beef with garlic sauce and beef and broccoli uh yes it is ready okay i like to
cancel that i was on the way and i there was a burger king and i just love these whoppers
that was so worth me almost choking to death hello hello yeah hi yeah i was calling i had
I made an order for beef and garlic and beef and broccoli.
Are you?
Yeah, I'm on my way right now.
I'm sorry.
What's wrong?
Oh, boy.
Where's the fucking music?
This?
That's where I like it.
Anyway, I think I'm done anyway.
Like, I'm done.
I don't want to do any more calls.
Thanks for those of you who tuned in to this hour-long escapade of show pranks.
It was really quick.
Yeah, seriously, thanks for tuning in, and I'll catch you guys next time.
Next show?
I don't know.
Maybe probably Christmas Eve or something like that.
I'll make an announcement.
Thanks for tuning in.
Bye.
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